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[challenge entry] ....
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:27, archived)
# CLAWS :D
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:31, archived)
# WORM!
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:32, archived)
# i got yer bigger worm right here, bub
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:34, archived)
# BEAKS
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:33, archived)
# Coop?
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:38, archived)
# Or fry pan maybe....
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:41, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:44, archived)
# BASKET
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:59, archived)
[challenge entry] then my cock exploded everywhere
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:24, archived)
# this has really biqued my interest
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:31, archived)
# which is moorhen I can say
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:34, archived)
# both puns were a bit cornish

*I hope that means something over there. Here in the US, nearly the only reference we have to Cornwall are the cornish game hens.
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:35, archived)
# I'll forgive you

*because I'm an ignorant Australian
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 14:10, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:09, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:20, archived)
# hahahahaha
I was eggspecting another feather one
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:23, archived)
# Haha
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:24, archived)
# top punnage
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:25, archived)
# Hahahaha!
marvellous
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:42, archived)
# oof!
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:52, archived)
# oeuf!
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:27, archived)
# This is fucking awesome.
Really.
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:02, archived)
# Bloody clever stuff that :D
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:07, archived)
# Oof!
*clicks*
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:08, archived)
# this is art
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:11, archived)
# fucking hummus
brilliantly done
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 14:37, archived)
# That's fucking great, it is...
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 15:15, archived)
#
That took me far too long to work out. LOL. Awesome.
(, Sun 20 Oct 2013, 10:58, archived)
#
I would duplicate the layer
(, Mon 21 Oct 2013, 9:56, archived)
[challenge entry] poultrygeist...
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:02, archived)
# punning most fowl
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:10, archived)
[challenge entry] hen roast
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:22, archived)
[challenge entry] i wouldn't dare post over yours with a pea, so...
EDIT: did you mirror yours?
/EDIT

(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:27, archived)
# i was watching the film in a mirror
i heard it's less scary that way...
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:52, archived)
# Don't know if you knew
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 18:54, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:57, archived)
# heh :)
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:59, archived)
# Q&D but you get the general idea :o)
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:01, archived)
# Ha ha. Secret recipe my arse.
I have a copy of it somewhere...
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:03, archived)
# Flour and salt?
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:03, archived)
# QOTW votation. Chicken-free since 1997
Four things to vote on:
1) Siblings - Stories please about siblings that have ruined your life. ( unclepills )

2) The one that got away. - Tell us about a time that you DIDN'T have sex. ( BraynDedd )

3) Bad dates - Tell us about your least successful date. Did you accidentally show her a goatse on your phone just as the main course arrived? And your best Indiana Jones jokes, please. ( Scaryduck )

4) Trains - Not just a way of getting from a to b, but the best way to meet Jimmy Savile







(Edit: poll closes some time this afternoon.)
(Another Edit: I'm calling this as Bad Dates since that covers (2) too)
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:45, archived)
# This once perhaps not all of the above rolled into one...
Trains I like
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:48, archived)
#
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:50, archived)
# Chikin! Oh wait....
Hello little fella! I like your hat.
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Oops.. that was meant to be a challenge post
From the mind of Hen-tin Tarantino
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:35, archived)
# Click for bigger
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:37, archived)
# Gonna have to get a new "Black Pixels" cartridge for me laptop now....
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:42, archived)
# Thank you!
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:43, archived)
# The ISS called. They can see your image with the naked eye and are enjoying it.
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:39, archived)
# oops.. sorry
Thanks for the resize :)
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:54, archived)
# oops! commonly found in mcnuggets..
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:58, archived)
[challenge entry] 'ning
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:14, archived)
# Haha
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:17, archived)
# Yay!!
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:18, archived)
# Ha! * click *
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:24, archived)
# ha ha. lovely.
*returns click*
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:26, archived)
# compoooo it!
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahaha! That's great!
On a similar theme...

(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:41, archived)
# HA HA! It was the egg all along!
*clicks*
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:44, archived)
# *chortles to self* :D
clickity
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:44, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:43, archived)
# haha!
leghorn
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:00, archived)
# Ha! Needs more Roy Walker
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:48, archived)
# that's some crazy backhanded technique
egg is working on.
(, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 15:57, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 9:47, archived)
# ya gonna need to invert that selection...
your nit has been picked.
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 9:51, archived)
# just for you
Mr OCD picky knickers ;)
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:00, archived)
# ahhhhhh.... thanks!
CDO please, in alphabetic order.
and can you close that cupboard. properly.
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:03, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:04, archived)
# Stop the compo.
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 9:58, archived)
# why?
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 9:58, archived)
# ^this^
it's just getting started
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:00, archived)
# Haha! I recognise that chicken... It's Scotch isn't it?

(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:01, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:03, archived)
# You know there is a geneticist working for a supermarket working on making this happen...
...right now.
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:03, archived)
# so thats...
:)
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:16, archived)
# The bindun is strong in this one
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:11, archived)
# I think all of the Photoshop commands have been covered at one point or another :)
I'm still laughing at the 'Load Selection' bandwagon of 2004
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:12, archived)
# Here's one of them
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:16, archived)
# bonus points for keeping the same pose too!
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:21, archived)
# I did one ages ago, not very well done back then.
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:43, archived)
# :)))))
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:14, archived)
# ha ha!
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:41, archived)
# haha!
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:44, archived)
# Least it's not the 'crop' option joke....
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:53, archived)
# or deselect layers ;D
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:01, archived)
# Ooof!
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:07, archived)
# *groans*
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:11, archived)
# haha, look up
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:43, archived)
[challenge entry] erm, this?
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 9:44, archived)
# After he got down....
...the cops gave him a right roasting.
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 9:56, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:01, archived)
# oh christ, a week of eggscrutiating puns
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:03, archived)
# it'll be ova
before you know it
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:04, archived)
# :D
But surely it'd be: Eggsilarating...

You're nit has been pecked.
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:10, archived)
# well then, there you go.
thanks?
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:16, archived)
# Yay!
Now I can relax.
:D
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Rocky was a fan of the Drifters
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 9:36, archived)
# :D

(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:00, archived)
# Well funny :D
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:39, archived)
# C(h)omp it!!
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:42, archived)
[challenge entry] What's the matter McFly...
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 9:31, archived)
# Haha
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 9:40, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:01, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: CHICKENS!


The humble chicken is one of the most popular meals across the globe, but it's never been celebrated with its own b3ta image challenge. This week, we're putting that right. Chickens. Go mental.
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 9:01, archived)
# Moan moan moan moaning
/goes off to find the usual film gifs to put chicken heads on
That's one big eye your cock has *sigh*
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 9:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Ooh I have one of those
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 9:12, archived)
# =)
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 9:35, archived)
# looks like he was wearing a Sean Connery helmet
but took it off for the poster
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Not well know so not so funny. Also, sould have added a gurning Miley Cyrus.
On a serious note..battery farming...bloody disgrace.
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 9:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Roast Chicken for the Compo.
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 9:14, archived)
# that is wonderfully sad =)
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 9:36, archived)
# A classic.
:D
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:04, archived)
[challenge entry] *searches the vaults and arrives at April 2008*
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 9:15, archived)
# *high five*
Arriving at a similar conclusion from opposing points of origin :o)
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 9:20, archived)
# haha
Compo!
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 9:36, archived)
[challenge entry]
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[challenge entry]
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 9:19, archived)
# ha ha ha
great...click.
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 9:26, archived)
[challenge entry] A hotdog vender giving a person money
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 4:25, archived)
# while you squeeze out some hotdogs into his boiler
and top up his bottles with your sauce
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 4:28, archived)
# What does the 'O' on his apron stand for?
It's clearly not 'Optimisation'...
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 8:23, archived)
# "Onions"
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 8:33, archived)
# 'otdogs
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 8:43, archived)
# EDIT:oops wrong thread
this is a rather large image my friend, perhaps you might like to look at the FAQ

welcome to b3ta
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 8:33, archived)
# Dear B3ta friends...
...should this be 'Links', 'Talk' or whatever? I'm never sure.
To be honest, I'm past caring. My beautiful, wonderful 'pops' passed away on Sunday and I'm devastated beyond words. I know that B3ta is not the forum for such news, but, I love it here.
There are some lovely, funny friends on here that I adore. If I don't post for a while, then you know why now.
I loved my dad with every nerve and fibre in my body.
One day, I'll find the strength to try and be funny again.
God bless you all, you're superstars xxxx

Luv

Ninj
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 1:30, archived)
# So sorry for your loss Ninj
Obviously I'm a n00b here - but you've made me feel so welcome, so I feel I should extend my sympathies.
I think this is the right place for your post - you are heart and soul of the board, and I look forward to you making a comeback - just do it when your ready. Take care matey.
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 1:49, archived)
# ^same here.
The first FP I saw was yours, it was amazingly good and made me laugh.
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 9:45, archived)
# :)
Thank you
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:48, archived)
# :)
Thank you matey, so very much appreciated :) x
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:47, archived)
# Aw fuck! Sorry to hear this, Ninj!
I will really miss you, and the constant inspiration you provide.
Take care, my friend! :'(
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 1:59, archived)
# Bless you Atomic
Thank you so much x
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:48, archived)
# I'm sorry....
Ninj...we'll keep you in our thoughts. You have knuckleheads here for you when ya need us.
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 2:00, archived)
# ^ This sums it up for me
be well Ninj
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 4:26, archived)
# Thanks Ferret
X
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:49, archived)
# Thanks Hairy
:) x
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:49, archived)
# I think it'd go down well on talk.
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 2:12, archived)
# Big Hugs Ninj. I lost my Mum recently and as people know a couple of years back lost my loving partner James.
always here, and Facebook, for you if you need a shoulder to cry on.

Be strong it hurts, I know it hurts, but remember the good times with a smile in your heart. xxx
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 2:14, archived)
# Bless you Maiden
I know you've had more than your fair share of loss recently, so I know you know what I'm going through.
Bless you xxx
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:51, archived)
# :(
Terrible news. I can't imagine what you're going through. Shit.
I wish I could give you a big cuddle and
tell you everything's going to be alright.
So sad.






(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 2:22, archived)
# It's been said here already, take your time with all the important stuff.
But, we're going to miss you, so get your arse back here as quick as you can.

Remember, you've always put the D into :D
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 2:43, archived)
# And the gay into the Gay Shift...
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 3:28, archived)
# Bless you Moley
Much appreciated mate :) xx
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:52, archived)
# Sorry to hear you're hurting. {:-(
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 2:23, archived)
# Thank you
X
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:14, archived)
# I have no reference point for that at all, but I imagine it's a bit disconcerting.
Have a nice rest.
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 3:09, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:16, archived)
# It's impossible to know what to say. Loss seems so empty and final.
Yesterday I talked with my dad, and he sounded old for the first time. He's almost 90. Last night I hardly slept as I lay awake wondering what it will be like... My only consolation is that if one hurts then they must have loved. That is something that lives on.
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 3:19, archived)
# Bless you x
Cherish every precious moment x
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:16, archived)
# Where's my pitcher?

You have my heartfelt sympathy,Ninj. Take as much time as you need, we'll muddle through somehow....
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 3:26, archived)
# sorry to hear about that ninj - hope you're doing ok
take care and treasure your memories of him
we'll all still be here when you're back :)
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 3:40, archived)
# Thanks alpaca
X
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:17, archived)
# That's terrible news, fella.
In very sorry for your loss. Look after yourself and your family.
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 6:42, archived)
# Bless you Afinkawan
:) x
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:18, archived)
# There's an extended family here ready for light banter and arfs when ready
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 7:10, archived)
# :)
Thank you x
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:18, archived)
# oh mate, terrible news
hopefully soon you'll be able to celebrate his life more than mourn his loss
All the best matey
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 7:52, archived)
# Thanks Micto
Bless you :) x
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:21, archived)
# Hang in there fella
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 7:58, archived)
# Cheers Toastie
X
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:21, archived)
# Sad, but
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 8:07, archived)
#
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 8:25, archived)
# Haha I couldn't possibly agree with your ham-fisted gif sentiment
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 8:32, archived)
# Sorry to hear that man
My thoughts are with you and I miss you and your funny pictures. Take care.
I'll keep ya seat warm ok.
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 8:07, archived)
# Thanks Froggie
Much appreciated x
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:19, archived)
# sorry to hear the bad news
good luck with the tough times ahead, hopefully there wont be many
look forward to seeing your posts again soon
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 8:35, archived)
# Thanks Dick
Bless you :)
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:20, archived)
# : (
Sad news, hang in there fella
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 8:58, archived)
# Thank you
X
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:20, archived)
# U OK HUN??? XXXX
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 9:52, archived)
# Feel crap, lost my idol
:( xx
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:22, archived)
# Sorry Ninj :(
Condolences
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:09, archived)
# Thank you
X
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:23, archived)
# sorry for your loss Ninj
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:27, archived)
# Thanks Andy
:)
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:23, archived)
# sorry to hear about your loss :(
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 10:44, archived)
# Cheers Prodge
:)
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:23, archived)
# Sorry Ninj.
All the best fella!
*insert abuse about FAQs here for sense of semi-normality.
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 11:31, archived)
# Cheers Tim
:)
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 12:24, archived)
# Stay strong, man.
Hope to see you back sooner rather than later.
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 19:15, archived)
# Bless you Cap'n :)
Xx
(, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 0:55, archived)
# *man hugs*
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 19:30, archived)
# Thanks Skug :)
X
(, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 0:56, archived)
# I do feel for you.
But know that you are lucky to have a father so good that you are not dancing on his grave.
That would be my recently deceased stepfather.

Your sorrow is because it was so good, my joy is because was bad, the world is a better place in my case.

Sometimes you cry because you were lucky, before your loss. This is preferable.

Carry on, I hope that you can take a few days off to mourn well.
(, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 9:16, archived)
#
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 23:14, archived)
# "Tie me to the umbrellas and whack my spike"
or something
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 23:18, archived)
# Didn't know Sontarans had tails :/
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 23:23, archived)
# the Whotawhatarans?
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 23:45, archived)
# Fat headed alien thingys
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 23:48, archived)
# You, Boy!
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 23:55, archived)
# Far too close to the truth for comfort ;)
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 0:03, archived)
# ...?!
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 0:04, archived)
# Squeeze her, tease her, please her good
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 0:07, archived)
# Thus?
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 0:08, archived)
# Naughty naughty very naughty
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 0:18, archived)
# oops - was trying to say I have an uncanny resemblance to Sontarians :/
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 1:50, archived)
# i appear to be having trouble maintaining my erection at this point
/ac
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 23:51, archived)
# ;)
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:26, archived)
# Obligatory Mum?
:D
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:27, archived)
#
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:29, archived)
# Oh come on
That's not fair!! (I LOVE that gif)
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:31, archived)
# Always good to see this getting an outing
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:32, archived)
# Classic.
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:32, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:33, archived)
# Does he look like a bitch?
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:30, archived)
# Ha!
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:31, archived)
#
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:32, archived)
# Oh Froggy!
You've never had one of my massages have you?
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:42, archived)
# Text?
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:48, archived)
# U 8NT EVR HD 1 MI MSSGS AV U?
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:59, archived)
# No :(
lolz
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 22:03, archived)
# Well who was that?
Never called me. It seriously leaves a nasty taste in your mouth when that happens.
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 22:15, archived)
#
that is so true ...

I think... arf
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:48, archived)
# i love this!
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 23:04, archived)
#

(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:41, archived)
# Rissole and a peach?
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:51, archived)
# Casserole on a beach?
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 22:05, archived)
# Piss right on it?
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 22:21, archived)
#
that really happened me thinks haha
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:31, archived)
# Great stuff.
:D
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:32, archived)
# Nice dress.
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 22:24, archived)
# Image Challenge vote
This week's challenge vote is comprised of:

World War Y
Create shit and pointless Hollywood prequels

Should have gone to...
The Specsavers adverts depict the potential consequences of not buying their product. A great idea so why aren't other firms using the same ploy? "Should have taken an imodium" Etc. You get the idea; now shop it!

Photoshop the Wildlife Photos of The Year
Which you'll find here: www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-24534109

One Word Challenge
Chickens!

And here's the thing:




(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 20:19, archived)
#
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 20:30, archived)
# Oh fuck...
evenin' boss ;)
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 20:31, archived)
# Evening
Right let's see what won't win. What did you vote for? :D
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 20:35, archived)
# Bugger!!
Me vote chickens - Ha! That's all your preparations ruined!
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 20:54, archived)
# Fuckinchickuns!

(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:00, archived)
# That has made me seriously chuckle :D
Well done!
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:01, archived)
# Chickichuckle!
:D
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:04, archived)
# Eraserhead's been colourised?!
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:16, archived)
# This is just a regular chicken.
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:18, archived)
# Good God, man - where do you shop?!
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:27, archived)
# Damn - that's my only idea down in flames :(
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:33, archived)
#
hahaha dirty
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:28, archived)
# This always freaks me out
while feeling oddly aroused............... down boy down
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:31, archived)
# Totally washing my hands after that.
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:38, archived)
# Oh god the horrid fascination...
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 22:27, archived)
# It is somewhat hypnotic
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 23:49, archived)
# i just felt a stirring in my loins
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 23:35, archived)
# sorry, that was me
my hand slipped. honest.
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 23:49, archived)
# mmm fleshy (not a challenge entry)
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 0:18, archived)
# I know your a busy chap Froggy, so I thought I'd help you out...
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:26, archived)
# Haha
Job done
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:28, archived)
# Now that's finger lickin' good!
You am da best n00b ever!*
Jolly good show.
:D

* Although you've posted more in a month than some do in 10 years so I say you aint no n00b no more.
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:37, archived)
# Cheers Moley :D
does that mean I can now post withering comments about newer n00bs? ;)
I saw the stats, and thought "hmmmm... must get out more" (but it looks a bit scary out there though)
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:44, archived)
# DO NOT GO OUT!
You will try and 'gif' bus stop advertising posters or something!
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:46, archived)
# BANKSY!
He left b3ta. Look what happened to him!
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 22:02, archived)
# o_o
Why am I stage whispering?
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 22:04, archived)
#
YOUR AFRAID OF BANKSY
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 22:33, archived)
# oooo - now there's an idea ;)
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 22:08, archived)
# No, you must be nice to n00bs.
you must be nice to n00bs.Thems the rules or they will run and we cant Use THem!!!!
NICe to n000bbss you musss be

(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 22:02, archived)
# ok - just a bit of grooming then?


tbh, withering was a bad word for me to use, more along the lines of FAQing them or pointing them to /links. Even I wouldn't resort to pointing them at /talk ;)
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 22:12, archived)
# You got it baby.
Welcome aboard!
:D
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 22:17, archived)
# second one could be a lot of fun
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 20:35, archived)
# Yeah I like that one. Wish I never voted chickens now
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 20:36, archived)
# and you've posted your chicken gif already
silly boy
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 20:38, archived)
[challenge entry] but everyone loves chickens
best of all the ani... wait.. 2nd best of all the animals... they're my ...main ingredient in a curry
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 20:47, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 20:55, archived)
# Eye stitches? Ouchy.
What happened?
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:15, archived)
# Sorry for late reply
I had an "eye bubble" they removed it to see what it was
(im sure there are pictures somewhere if you really wanna see em?)
(, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 19:31, archived)
#
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:29, archived)
# haha
I love chickens as well but unfortunately I eat them also
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:34, archived)
# You 'LOVE' chickens?
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 22:05, archived)
# Well I suppose the corpses have to go somewhere.
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 22:50, archived)
# Janet Street-Squawker.
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 23:09, archived)
# my suggestion :-)
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:22, archived)
# Hey Twisty!
Nice to see you!
:D
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:41, archived)
# Hey Moley
Sorry been a bit down.
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:57, archived)
# gazzed you baby
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 22:08, archived)
# el giganto chickeno!!
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 20:40, archived)
# Massive cock.
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:09, archived)
# Sorry, I meant to say "Alright, hen?"
I meant to say "Alright hen?"
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:17, archived)
# El Guapo Lives!
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:31, archived)
# I had an idea for the current compo...
reserve things... put "chris cross" clothes on the right way :)
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 20:48, archived)
# By coincidence, I have some cooked chicken in the fridge
I should eat it soon.

(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:18, archived)
# Show us yer bum!
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:19, archived)
# After all these years, I thought you'd never ask...
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:25, archived)
# *gently cracks a hard boiled egg on desk, rolls, peels, salts, swallows whole*
rolls peels salts swallows whole*I'm still waiting.


It's showtime.

(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:30, archived)
# Fucking hell Tribs I can't eat anymore eggs.
Show us!
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 22:09, archived)
# mmmmm eggs ;)
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 22:33, archived)
# Haha! Funnily enough he does look a bit like me!
:D
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 23:11, archived)
# why not sexy b3taware
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:26, archived)
# Bloody hell very nicely done that :D
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:29, archived)
# Definitely ^this^
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:46, archived)
# Back in a minute
.......OK 30 seconds
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:34, archived)
# Twice?!
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:43, archived)
# I suggested a "b3ta fashion show" as a comp
maybe b3ta lingerie would have been a better idea?
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 21:50, archived)
# especially for b3tans
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 22:02, archived)
# Arf!
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 22:16, archived)
# Oh my!
Flanbase is that you?
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 22:10, archived)
#
Would
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 22:44, archived)
# Hello Snar
the best thing about my picture is it has provoked a post from Snar (a member for 8 years, 6 months and 15 days has posted 33 messages on the main board) whooop whooop keep posting
my work here is done !
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 22:52, archived)
# yeah, bitch!...
CHICKENS!!!
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 22:58, archived)
# It's comprises
Just sayin'
(, Wed 16 Oct 2013, 23:42, archived)

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