Y/N Are you a woman? Y/N have you showered in the last month? Y/N Do you have alady friend in the room? Y/N Is she crusty down there? If all 4 are "no", then we can move on: Y/N is your cat involved in the feline equivalent of "bukkake" Y/N Does it have a partially severed limb? Y/N Is that gangrene? Y/N FUCK IT'S FUKING GANGRENE!!! Y/N ZOMBIE CAT ALERT!!! Y/N ITZ BITTEN ME FUCK FUCK FUCK Y/N Don't feel soo good. Y/N Brrraaiiiinnnss
1) Red (Dubilier cap, or cat that's been run over) 2) Black and Gold (Panasonic cap, or black cat with bling)
(brown-wingsMade with three kinds of butter,
Thu 19 Jun 2014, 9:46,
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With Scotland most likely voting for independence...
...the country formerly known as Great Britain needs both a new name and a new flag that represent the current mediocrity of our once great nation. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you...
(Snappyukgets BIGGER with free sample.,
Wed 18 Jun 2014, 21:20,
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I imane they might just make one Daves face on it
I'm voting yes.
(Wingnuttrazzle dazzle my fantasmagazzle,
Wed 18 Jun 2014, 21:25,
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Dave, the home of witty banter, or Dave "Man of the people" Camsmugarsefaceron?
If you want to sell the flag to the people, describe it patriotically
Beige and khaki. The colours of the uniforms of the brave soldiers who fought in North Africa, the colour of the sands of Normandy. A flag that says yes, we're fading, but still flying proudly.
(If it has, blame one or more of the following: a) b3ta's crappy search facililty, b) people not giving meaningful names to their files, c) images which have gone ta-ta's since b3tards went to sleep with the fishes).
(judge62Captcha must die!!,
Wed 18 Jun 2014, 19:54,
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Ha! Ha! Ha!
Hee! Hee! Hee!
(Jabberwocmisses D.R. and Quinch,
Wed 18 Jun 2014, 22:06,
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*sings* We could get herpes, not just for one day...
(da5id<YOUR SIG HERE>,
Wed 18 Jun 2014, 22:51,
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Herpes, messenger of the gods
(macroscian(1 like),
Thu 19 Jun 2014, 7:08,
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(stuj(^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^),
Wed 18 Jun 2014, 18:21,
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*beer pedant alert*
It used to be 5.2%
(monkeyboyalphajumping on the bandwagon since,
Wed 18 Jun 2014, 18:23,
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Over here, a wifebeater is a kind of undershirt.
So, yeah, not sure where I was going with this.
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 18 Jun 2014, 18:30,
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In Scotchland it's called Beathewife.
Stella Artois (Formerly 5.2% ABV) is a Belgian lager traditionally associated in Britain with football hooligans. Beloved due to the fact that while 7 to 8 pints would equal a good night out, at a random (And I DO mean random) pint AFTER the eighth, the Loopy Juice would kick in BIG TIME. In the UK The company has consistently tried to go "up-market" with a series of adverts proclaiming it to be "Reassuringly expensive". Not in Supermarkets it wasn't. :D BTW I like to think that those adverts have led to a LOT of city wankers getting a good kicking over the years when after getting Stella'd up enough to mistake themselves as squaddies they've found themselves in the WRONG pub at the WRONG time. :D
(stuj(^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^),
Wed 18 Jun 2014, 19:39,
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No, he just wishes it could be Christmas every day.
(joefishIt's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Wed 18 Jun 2014, 16:37,
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I'm sitting back and waiting for a mod to see that dickrash down the board has posted goatse again -_-
(hekim66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Wed 18 Jun 2014, 15:34,
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oh ffs
in no mood for that shit today, got food poisoning
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 18 Jun 2014, 15:39,
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b3ta has changed.
How has that been on all day! Back in my day, the sheer volume of posts would have pushed it off hours ago! All this was fields too.
It was 'mod edited' this morning but the little boy has edited the 'mod edit' this afternoon
(hekim66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Wed 18 Jun 2014, 16:35,
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Y not instaban?
(joefishIt's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Wed 18 Jun 2014, 16:38,
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If people make the occasional mistake or if they unknowingly do something wrong, a friendly board moderator will edit your message and point out what you did. Anybody on the board trying to annoy and cause trouble will be banned.
(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 18 Jun 2014, 20:27,
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Back in the day I'd have shopped a Brazil Pot Noodle by now
So the instructions say "Pour on boiling water to phil neville".
But I just can't be arsed these days...
(joefishIt's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Wed 18 Jun 2014, 18:01,
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It's too watered down to get anyone fighty now ALREADY The LOVELY Smashy.
:( Sadtimes. Fucking government: "We'll drive all you fucking plebs to drink, but at the same time make it too expensive and too piss-weak to get you as blotto as you'll need to be to either RIOT or taste sweet, sweet blackout-induced oblivion." CUNTS. I just thank Satan I can still afford it myself.
(stuj(^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^),
Wed 18 Jun 2014, 18:20,
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Marie-Antoinette Cameron: "Let them drink Claret"
(da5id<YOUR SIG HERE>,
Wed 18 Jun 2014, 18:41,
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ORF WI IS EAD!
(stuj(^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^),
Wed 18 Jun 2014, 18:43,
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oh! lets invade Japan and take all the tea as well!
Someone just HAS to animate one of those and put it as a baddie in a computer game. As you get near they can start to limber up, and if you step closer...
(joefishIt's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Wed 18 Jun 2014, 15:42,
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I like that idea
..does that mean Namco will give me loads of money?
RAVE - One word challenge (monkeon) THEME PARK - Turn a film/book/album into a theme park/ride (dolphinwhisperer) INVENT AN ANIMAL - We haven't had a decent animash challenge for a while. WILLIGELINA - William Hague & Angelina Jolie are all over the news at the moment - what if they'd paired up on other stuff too? (fridgefreezer)
vote ends tomorrow morning
(God- smiting mortals since 4004 BC,
Wed 18 Jun 2014, 9:31,
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(Ya WhatSkiddlyboop,
Wed 18 Jun 2014, 10:00,
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(MonocromaticoLady Godiva's horse,
Wed 18 Jun 2014, 12:38,
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INVENT AN ANIMAL
iii
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 18 Jun 2014, 10:04,
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Also,
Rave
(robneymcplumspiced up his life on,
Wed 18 Jun 2014, 10:08,
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'RAVE'
Can't remember if it was FreshWaterMole or Smallbrainfield, but one of them produced an epic tale of someone returning over and over again to scenes of normality, a rave, and nightmarish trippy terrors. There's no doubt that glowsticks will feature heavily, should it win, but it's a nice open-ended subject with plenty of scope.
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 18 Jun 2014, 1:05,
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The noob has roared. Now go back to fucking your mother. :-)
(BorisKarloffis in the back of the classroom forever,
Wed 18 Jun 2014, 1:25,
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It don't look like what the picture said it would not happy at all
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 18 Jun 2014, 1:32,
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Narcissist 'comedy' account.
(FeralCatManUnusual disease collector.,
Wed 18 Jun 2014, 1:35,
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As a narcissist, I find your comment to be offensive
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 18 Jun 2014, 1:39,
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At least you'll always have someone to love.
(FeralCatManUnusual disease collector.,
Wed 18 Jun 2014, 1:49,
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but I don't love me back :(
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 18 Jun 2014, 2:05,
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(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 18 Jun 2014, 4:22,
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your mum's looking well
(macroscian(1 like),
Wed 18 Jun 2014, 5:56,
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Gay
(cumquat maywill not be commenting further on the allegations,
Wed 18 Jun 2014, 7:13,
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Ban hammer in 321.......
(hekim66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Wed 18 Jun 2014, 15:25,
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store your trains in the attic like everyone else, you little prick
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 18 Jun 2014, 15:41,
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Lol This has been here for a hole day.
HappyToast really is the only mod on /board this ship.
How many times can I like this? Still no popular page? Sad tiems.
(Ham o' Shatner-.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Wed 18 Jun 2014, 16:09,
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I hope b3ta puts this on its Twitter feed
(Plague Hedgehog'posting crap',
Wed 18 Jun 2014, 16:23,
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Please do fuck off and kill yourself rather this shit..
Fucking school holidays. It's always the same just after school. Does your mum know why you're doing rather than hanging out with your non-existent friends, or have they all gone off for an end-of-exam party without you?
(da5id<YOUR SIG HERE>,
Wed 18 Jun 2014, 17:20,
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alright frank
(drimblehe'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 18 Jun 2014, 18:45,
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