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Opening Credits and links to everything else

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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:20, archived)

Brilliant

fantastic ear motion. Just brill!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:21, archived)

now that

is great!

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rogan, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:22, archived)

I love

the motion on the ears!

Fantastic!

(Spin Doctor, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:22, archived)

Lovely

ear action there :)

(Mr Flibble, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:23, archived)

it's the ears

that make it work.
woo!

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:24, archived)

so that's how it's done.

I've always wondered.

;p

woosome yodabounce, yes.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:28, archived)

lovely

lovely lovely

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curry monster, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:27, archived)

not wanting to stray

lovely ear motion you've got there.

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Monkeyboy, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:28, archived)

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

just look at those ears go!
im mesmerised
woo yay a copious toppings of hoopla and panowie to feed your hummus

(Alpen, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:58, archived)

Ha ha

nice.

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CJ, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 18:31, archived)

Well, maybe bouncing alone

isn't always sufficient.

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Artamnesia, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:19, archived)

Now, young foxy bicycle wheel player,

I will show you the most logical way to split an overused cat in two.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:15, archived)

DO IT!!!

Please for the love of god... animate that!

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LP, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:17, archived)

splendid!

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barnesy, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:18, archived)

Hoffmeister

for the modern age

(Mattyboy, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:21, archived)

super woo!

for a super pic

woos all round.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:22, archived)

cor

I love your Big Blue Bear Mister!

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Kamikazee Killmouse, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:22, archived)

sully with furttive's head

took a few seconds to work that out.

(martian, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:23, archived)

yup

it's from a post I did ages back - I've turned a few of my old posts into woo yays, and that's one of my favourites!

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barnesy, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:26, archived)

well sir

it is quality. woo yay and houpla to you.

(martian, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:29, archived)

Oh damn...I just realised...

It's meant to be hats of the future, not Pats of the future! Curse this dyslexia!

(186 posts and no eye for a good front page, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:13, archived)

That's twisted!

Can you do Frank Butcher as well?

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:14, archived)

Where

would be the punnage in that? I suppose i could do the woman from terminator as frank...

(186 posts and no eye for a good front page, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:14, archived)

Maybe...

a weak link about being a butcher?

(pen-al™, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:16, archived)

No punnage, it's true

but it would be hillarious as an image!

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:16, archived)

I didn't think Frank was particularly camp

*boom boom*

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:15, archived)

Ha!

Threadjack
Anyone remember the TV series of Batman?

Didn't the Penguin have something on his suit jacket, like a "P" or flower or something. Can't find a decent picture :(

(Mr Flibble, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:17, archived)

on the back you mean?

www.stomptokyo.com/img-m1/batman-66b.jpg
www.batmania.com.ar/images/penguin_16.jpg
www.batmania.com.ar/images/penguin_17.jpg

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:19, archived)

Hmm, must

have remembered it wrong. 'Twas a long time ago now :)

Thanks for the pic.

(Mr Flibble, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:21, archived)

i think maybe he had something on the back

at some stage anyway

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:23, archived)

Cheers.

(Mr Flibble, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:30, archived)

R-R-R-R-Reeeee

Post.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:20, archived)

lovely

ooh look a barely relevant repost

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curry monster, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:21, archived)

he - woo

even more barely:

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djdirect, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:34, archived)

what a pretty lady :)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:37, archived)

yup

my second ever post - i feel so proud of the way the flesh tones blend together...

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djdirect, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:41, archived)

crikey

DJDirect in picture post shocker! :)

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curry monster, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:40, archived)

huh

if you ask me nicely - i'll post a fourth today ;) (boss not in today, hurrah!)

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djdirect, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:42, archived)

Old Welsh joke.

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:10, archived)

If I was a woman

I would use that as a chat up line..... classy!

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Dr Drink, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:12, archived)

Haha!

That's funny because it's true :-)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:13, archived)

Somewhat bizarrely

Port Talbot has been known to smell of prawn cocktail crisps on a regular basis.

FACT!

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:15, archived)

Is it worse

than Bridgewater?

Glue factory, I think.

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crouchingbadger, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:21, archived)

The city in Blade Runner

is based on Port Talbot. FACT

(sorry if I'm repeating myself)

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:22, archived)

it's worse that bridgwater

and tiverton's chicken factory.
port talbot stinks.

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:22, archived)

banbury

fucking reeks
biscuit factory

sorry to be so telegrammatic, but i'm sposed to be working

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Spoon, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:25, archived)

*gasp*

They MAKE chickens?

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crouchingbadger, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:26, archived)

yup

out of disused breadsticks
*FACT*

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LP, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:27, archived)

Slough

smells of chocolate. Which is either a good or bad thing - you decide!

Edit: because of the Mars factory, where they make planets - fact!

(der_der_der_der_der_british_airfield, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:56, archived)

Quick request

I posted a poem before christmas and apparently according to my friend someone made it into a jingle

Does anyone have the link for it?

Cheers

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Toast_not_ghosts, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:06, archived)

it's

here I think.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:10, archived)

only kidding

see here www.b3ta.com/board/585435

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:12, archived)

Twas I mr toast

lemme find the link

EDIT : www.lskerton.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/Dearest.mp3

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:11, archived)

did the music collaboration produce any results

i missed? (ie anything over xmas)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:14, archived)

The drum track got done

it is currently with Mystery Bob for bass. Moving, but slowly.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:15, archived)

WOW

You absolutely rule

I can't get it at the moment at work but i'm getting someone to download it and sending it to my

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Toast_not_ghosts, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:16, archived)

Was knocked up in about 2 hours

so dont expect too much - did it cos I had nowt to do that day.

But woo to the lyrics.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:27, archived)

Koit you Rule!!!!!

Just got it

That's fantastic

Big fuck off grin on my face for my journey home

/Hat is off to you

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Toast_not_ghosts, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:33, archived)

Well thanks matey

appreciated.

Glad you enjoyed it

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:37, archived)

Darth prepares to torture

the young Princess...

{rasp} You *WILL* stop bouncing! {rasp) (rasp)
Opening Credits and links to everything else

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Kamikazee Killmouse, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:03, archived)

The sound effects for that picture

are X-Rated

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:04, archived)

Bullys.

I know I said 'no more', but I could'nt resist. Ok, back to work (honist guv')

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.90Nz0., Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:03, archived)

No, but you see

you've put some effort in. We don't mind bad spelling, and we can tolerate not-so-hot photoshopping, as long as you've put some effort in and tried to make it funny.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:06, archived)

bad spelling?

spelling that bad is almost impossible!

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new_matt, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:08, archived)

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:16, archived)

Objective of Comunication

The objective of comunication was reached. You understood what I was trying to say. Besides, im dyslexic.

Cheers for all the good-comments tho'.

I know it's an excuse for my blatantly bad spellings, and im opening up an invitation for people to correct this message =P

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.90Nz0., Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:24, archived)

bastard

bullies
couldn't
honest

sorry

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stouffer, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:07, archived)

Phew

I was debating whether to do that. But decided not to seem like the nasty one.

/titter

(pen-al™, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:09, archived)

Well OK

if you have bad spelling, you might have to endure some pedantry, but thats about it... :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:09, archived)

shouldn't

that be 'that's about it'?

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stouffer, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:11, archived)

probably

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:12, archived)

wheeeeeeeee!
sorry

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christhebarker, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:09, archived)

and traditionaly it's "lemme"

for "let me".

/scronk

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:09, archived)

maybe

he meant 'bastered' as in they have basters...

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rogan, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:11, archived)

yes,

probably.

/flink

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:14, archived)

and

he could mean 'bullys' in the bullseye sense. in which case 'bastered bullys!' could be a sort of 'blistering barnacles!' exclamation

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rogan, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:16, archived)

Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:26, archived)

you don't get nowt for two in a bed

unless it's the Minogue sisters.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:32, archived)

now you're getting the idea.

....a LOT better than the speach bubble attempts.

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Dr Drink, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:10, archived)

That's quite nice

The colours look a bit funny, and that gives it a nice effect.

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Craymen, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:15, archived)

the blurriness of the painting

does indeed suit the action blur of the "hopper" - my only gripe is that that's clearly not a 1970s hopper but one of the new fangled versions - this picture is clearly not genuine!

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Kamikazee Killmouse, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:18, archived)

Shushhhhh....

I did'nt think anyone would relese. Did'nt they realise a dildo-attachment for these things? Im pritty sure I saw Pop Idol's Fat Rick in Toys'R'Us buying one.

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.90Nz0., Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:57, archived)

Go on Han

Give him a bounce.

Opening Credits and links to everything else

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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:55, archived)

the guy in the back

has two mini spacehoppers,
or are those bollocks?

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:58, archived)

I hope they're not bollocks

as it looks like he's got one in each hand.

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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:00, archived)

Tee Hee..

Jabba! /Ray Von

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Collatallie Sisters, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:58, archived)

Did Jabba's belly just move?!

Or is it just me...

(yes)

(Slick Stick (now anti +... and back), Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:03, archived)

It might have

um

no.

It's a jpeg so don't keep staring thinking I'm trying to trick you.

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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:05, archived)

Hmmm

moving jpegs eh?

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christhebarker, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:06, archived)

bow to my geeky knowledge banks

Motion JPEG

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:07, archived)

I...

<bow>

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christhebarker, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:12, archived)

I guess

that it hasn't really taken off yet. That would be great for helping keep the file sizes of our animations down to a respectable level. gif format is terrible for photos

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Craymen, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:12, archived)

Well

its more of a movie format than a web-graphics format. But it sucks compared to MPEG, DivX etc. etc. It actually predates both MPEG and AnimGIF, if i recall correctly.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:13, archived)

if you're so geeky

then why do all your linkies always open in the same window, thus causing me to close my b3ta browser? It's a big deal when your machine is as slow as the one I'm using. By the time I open a new browser and get back to b3ta, I have to wade into the spazz..
:¬|

/petty quibble

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:13, archived)

Right click

open link in new window.

I like to give people the choice :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:14, archived)

Or alternatively

you can shift-click to open in a new window if you like shortcuts.

Saves on clickes.

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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:15, archived)

I like.

I sad.

:)

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:20, archived)

or centre-click

to open in a new tab

heh heh heh tabs

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Spoon, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:23, archived)

woo!

for choice!

at last, someone else who thinks along those lines.

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stup0t, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:24, archived)

Most people expect a new window

since that's the default of linky robot. I don't really care...just saying.

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Artamnesia, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:26, archived)

Lord Vader and Commander Skippy

inspect the troops

Opening Credits and links to everything else

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Kamikazee Killmouse, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:49, archived)

that rules

beyond belief

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bananaman, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:50, archived)

and on that note

night all.

you can write what you like, i won't be able to hear you.

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isthisyou?, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:54, archived)

Cunt,

I'm going too.
BYEEeeeeee

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:55, archived)

fuckpipe

and wanktube

I'm still here

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:58, archived)

Good I'm glad he's gone

honestly that isthisyou...

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PeterSeychelles, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:55, archived)

he don't half go on

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thebear is thebear, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:56, archived)

isthiswho

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:57, archived)

follow the threadman

follow the thread

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thebear is thebear, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:59, archived)

coo coo

kachoo

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:00, archived)

was your trip man?

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thebear is thebear, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:02, archived)

It was quite good

could have done with more time in Manhattan itself rather than upstate but it was nice up there and I got a proper official movie-grade 'go to sleep not a sign, wake up snow covering everything' white christmas! :)
Some pics here members.lycos.co.uk/gummibeard/NYPics/nypics01.htm
I'd love to go snowboarding though, i'd need to make sure i had lots of insurance probably just in case.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:09, archived)

and it's

always 'me me me'

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stouffer, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:57, archived)

and the rubbish he posts!

I mean, one hasn't the heart to tell him really, but... gosh, remedial just isn't the word!

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:00, archived)

you'd think his mum

would've told him gently but no.

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thebear is thebear, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:03, archived)

The thing that I don't understand

Is all those strange lost and found photos he constantly puts in front of us. Strange chap.

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Monkeyboy, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:05, archived)

It's the attention to detail

like the spacehoppers at the back I have to admire. These have all been great!

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hobnobgoblin doesn't come here as often as he'd like to, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:56, archived)

very good

indeedy doody

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curry monster, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:16, archived)

That is amazing...

I love the way that darth vader has his own little custom space hopper...

Should somebody make a website about this star-wars space hopper thing? I'd be up for it but my web page skills aren't terribly good (it's about as good as my photoshopping, and you all know about that!!!)

(Spin Doctor, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:24, archived)

hell freezes over...

this just in: The Car of the Year at the Detroit Motor Show? The Mini!
I can see it now: The Italian Job Pt II: Venice The Menace starring Jim Carrey and Reese Witherspoon... where's my AK-47 at..?

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bnt what, me worry?, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:48, archived)

You know they're

remaking The Italian Job, with Marky Mark and Edward Norton.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:50, archived)

And

its going to be set in LA!!!!!!!!

I think the 'Italian' bit being that they will drive around Venice Beach. Geddit??!?!?!??!!!!!

Fucking sacrilege

A little more info, and the exciting news that it is also going to feature Mos Def here:

www.nme.com/news/102228.htm

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Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:53, archived)

Mos Def

Who the fuck is that?
Does he wear wooly hats, even if its a nice day and he's indoors?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:57, archived)

mos def,

as the kids say, rules.

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stouffer, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:58, archived)

He's a rapper

a pretty good one, too

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:01, archived)

PLEASE

Tell me you're joking! The original's overrated, but that would suck beyond belief

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:53, archived)

I'm not joking,

I think the original is a top film, I only saw it recently too.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:54, archived)

Oh well...

at least Ed Norton is a good actor... BUT he's a complete and total bastard cos he's married to Salma Hayek

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:57, archived)

it's totally cool

With totally pointless roof-top stunts, and driving up into the back of a bus.

Full marks!

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:57, archived)

Yes

including the spurious race on top of the Fiat factory in thanks for lending them all the other cars.

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Ijon Tichy, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:05, archived)

benny hill's

best film

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rogan, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:58, archived)

That was Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

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Dr Drink, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:11, archived)

yes

and Camp Freddie becomes Handsome Rob.
(or somesuch)

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stup0t, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:21, archived)

is that true

cos neither of them seem particularly British to me...

(Mattyboy, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:02, archived)

oh, FUCK!

and here I was trying to be funny. I thought it was bad enough that they're remaking The Ladykillers, starring Tom Hanks..!

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bnt what, me worry?, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:03, archived)

What next

Passport to Pimlico with Brad fucking Pitt?

(Mattyboy, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:06, archived)

ooh ooh

i'd love to see kind hearts and coronets with keanu reeves playing seven million parts.

i really would. the talentless fuck.

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stouffer, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:10, archived)

*harsh*

But fair.

Made me larf as well...

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:34, archived)

plus Charlize Theron...

the hottest thing to come out of South Africa since Nando's Piri-Piri...

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bnt what, me worry?, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:07, archived)

but didnt they just remade it?

oh that was get carter.

(doktored, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:11, archived)

hahahaha Venice The menace.

The theme will of course be "This Is The Self-Aggrandising Society"

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:52, archived)

The Merchant of Menace

...is a band

(RowdsterDelux, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:53, archived)

The Penchant of Pennis

...is to wind up celebrities

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:55, archived)

the reality is worse

a remake, using Americans, set in america. Using nu-minis (nu- used to show my displeasure, as that uts it in the same catagory as nu-metal).

(Al__S is constantly suprised, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:53, archived)

The New Minis

are great.

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Collatallie Sisters, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:56, archived)

you're not allowed to say that on here

i have one and i've almost been lynched twice!
i think a remake of the italian job with the new ones is silly though. in 100 years it will be the OLD mini that will be remembered as a classic not the new one.

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:58, archived)

But they are!

And despite the quaintness, and cuteness and stuff
of the old ones, they really were awful, awful cars
towards the end of their lives - overpriced too. My mates got a new Cooper S, and it's an absolutely
superb car to drive.

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Collatallie Sisters, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:01, archived)

i don't have

a car. however i do have some novelty socks sporting the slogan 'a man's best friend is his car'. i also have similar ones for 'his mobile' and 'his girlfriend'. i have neither a car, a mobile or a girlfriend. cheers for them grandma. cracking present.

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stouffer, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:03, archived)

haha

magic darts!

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:06, archived)

poor stouffer

do they make a pair of "pr0n collection"?

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crouchingbadger, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:06, archived)

man's best friend is his crusty sheets'

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stouffer, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:13, archived)

lol

I could just imagine a grandma buying them.

"Ooh they'll do for little Timmy"

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youknowyouloveit, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:15, archived)

yes.

"he likes seafood, doesn't he?"

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:29, archived)

Haha.

Your grandma - I like her style.

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:16, archived)

Grrrrr

Is all. ;-)

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kaydup, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:02, archived)

that is all

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stup0t, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:11, archived)

Wanted!!

Google has let me down. I need a decent picture of Roy Walkers head. Anyone got one please?

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Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:47, archived)

well, have

you tried www.funwithshapes.co.uk/otherroywalkers/

he he he...

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stouffer, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:48, archived)

was that meant to be a fake link

or has funwithshapes fallen over?

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bananaman, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:51, archived)

Works

for me.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:55, archived)

Your site

has gone AWOL...

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bob dinosaur, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:51, archived)

has it?

it works for me. how odd.

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stouffer, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:54, archived)

ooo

it's back

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bananaman, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:55, archived)

and i like that page

far too much

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bananaman, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:58, archived)

keep a look

out for new roys. it's the only thing that keeps him going you know.

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stouffer, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:59, archived)

snowpipeboard

goooooooooooooooooooood

big bruises no broken bones and did one red run by week end

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thebear is thebear, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:49, archived)

excellent stuff.

did you take any of da' weed?

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Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:52, archived)

nah

cos I travel a lot for work and canna afford the hassle of a record but it was such a natural high anyway and the adrenalin rush was cool, but, when we finally stopped on the last day everything began to ache!

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thebear is thebear, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:55, archived)

aaah

*jealous*

I WANNA GO SNOWBOARDING, GODDAMMIT!

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the triple legendary unicorn, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:58, archived)

ditto.

this winter I have to make do with skateboarding, which is damn scary and hurts a lot more

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Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:00, archived)

i want to learn to skate, too.

but i can't. and as i can ski, i think i have a better chance of learning to snowboard. plus it's softer if you fall off (as i do lots)

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the triple legendary unicorn, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:04, archived)

i cant ski at all

but could do skateboard when i was a nipper. I learnt how to snowboard after two hours worth of lessons and could land a 180 spin. Tis the best thing ever
*EDIT* Learnt at Birminghams snowdome - proper snow inside, it doesnt really hurt at all when u land on ur neck

(Marvellous (mb) Mark, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:09, archived)

180? Pah

try the half pipe wearing nowt but a pair of shorts.

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Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:11, archived)

awww c'mon that was

after only 2 hours of lessons. Im a lot better now*. Where abouts did u go?
*this sentance may not be true

(Marvellous (mb) Mark, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:14, archived)

I go Andorra

cos their is no tax on booze, and the customs are very lax. I find being drunk and stoned helps my technique considerably.

Note. This does not work when you try and grind the rail.

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Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:17, archived)

i fancied there too

but went for livigno cos thats tax free too - apparently a bottle of Absolut is £3 a bottle woooo hooooo

(Marvellous (mb) Mark, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:18, archived)

same as Andorra.

you'll have fun.

Anyways, I is off.

See you all tomorrow.

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Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:20, archived)

noo, nooooo you don't.

S'cold, and dangerous, and the clothes are awful...

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:01, archived)

i do i do i do

admittedly the clothes aren't as cool as skate clothes. but i so want to do it!

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the triple legendary unicorn, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:04, archived)

stop saying that

or I will keep posting pics of me snowboarding with no clothes on.

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Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:07, archived)

Do as he says Dr PK

eek!

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PeterSeychelles, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:13, archived)

oooo Im going at the start of Feb

I just booked it and I cant wait - italy and broken bones here i coooooooooooome

(Marvellous (mb) Mark, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:05, archived)

*jealous sulk*

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the triple legendary unicorn, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:09, archived)

oops sorry uni

If i break my legs then that'll make it better right?

(Marvellous (mb) Mark, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:11, archived)

For those of you who can't be bothered watching six movies in a row...

I haven't seen the return of the jedi, so I just guessed the ending... sorry if it's wrong.

(1, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:46, archived)

woo!

yay!

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stup0t, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:47, archived)

Er...

sorry dude, it's a tad more complex. But you got the acting quality about right!

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:47, archived)

wow

never seen return of the jedi?
the emperor thumps vader not luke.

(doktored, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:49, archived)

But Luke

thumps Vader, and Vader thumps the emperor at one point. And everybody (should) have thumped Jar Jar Binks

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:51, archived)

was Jar Jar Binks

in Return of the Jedi? I must have been engrossed in my popcorn at that point :)

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:53, archived)

Not in Return of the Jedi

sorry, I just meant generally. I'd pay George Lucas to do some kind of short film featuring Jar Jar Binks being horribly tortured

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:55, archived)

Finally

a use for the Repeat A-B button on my remote

that doesn't involve porn

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Ijon Tichy, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:59, archived)

More of a snuff movie theme, really

Star Wars snuff movies, now there's an idea!

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:00, archived)

I know, I was only being sarcy

I too would pay to see that too :)

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:02, archived)

I'm glad

someone did that.

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:53, archived)

Yeah, saves a lot of time

Isn't it about time someone glasscocked Star Dudes?

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crouchingbadger, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:27, archived)

A quiz for web designers

www.b3ta.com/spot-the-giference/

This is very nerdy. Very nerdy indeed.

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rob, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:38, archived)

good god.

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stouffer, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:39, archived)

Christ on a Space hopper

I'm a nerd, but there is a limit

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Pootle, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:40, archived)

i couldn't

actually bring myself to do it.

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stouffer, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:44, archived)

"8/16 half right, you guessed these didn't you"

yes.... yes I did.

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Dr Drink, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:48, archived)

well i was annoyed

with 13/16 the black and white ones where tricky

(doktored, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:54, archived)

11/16

woo, I rock.

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Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:56, archived)

Tell me

that you did the music yourself, and didn't download it from somewhere?
Well 7/16, so that probably means I'm not nerdy at all.

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Wifey, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:40, archived)

It's the Maaaanics.

design for a gif!

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:43, archived)

i did start writing a tune

but my mic wasn't working so you've just got horrid midi instead

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rob, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:43, archived)

Horrid is right

but I am relieved that you didn't do it yourself. The ruination of a perfectly good song is not right.

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Wifey, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:47, archived)

I only got 7 right.

I'm somehow relieved.

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hobnobgoblin doesn't come here as often as he'd like to, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:41, archived)

i got 10

just by clicking and guessing. is there a trick to it?

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new_matt, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:42, archived)

i got 9

looking for a trick robs smart and changed the file extensions all to .woo
Which is a great file extension.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:43, archived)

so it's a big trick

none of them are jpgs or gifs.
they're all woos.
woo

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:44, archived)

you could use opera

which tells you the kind of file it is, based on mime type, instead of extension.

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bananaman, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:44, archived)

^ ^ ^ ^ ^ NERD ALERT ^ ^ ^ ^ ^

;op

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:49, archived)

God Damn

I was shit at that. I'm ashamed.

(pen-al™, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:41, archived)

Double Figures

I should coco.

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Collatallie Sisters, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:42, archived)

12/16

should I be worried?
I don't think this is going to be quite as big a hit as female or shemale.

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:42, archived)

i managed

12 as well ... am now looking @ a change of career :o)

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Xkimo was at work on, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:47, archived)

i only got 10

now I feel like a disgrace. Mind you - haven't designed anything properly in ages. I might let myself off.

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pep, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:53, archived)

I blame my 7/16

on the crappy resolution on my ibook.
And the fact the screen's covered in sticky fingerprints.

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Wifey, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:00, archived)

oh dear...

I scored 10/16. That's fairly nerdy.

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Craymen, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:42, archived)

My God

I got 13/16 on my first go. I think I may need help.

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foop, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:42, archived)

We don't talk about tiffs, We only want to get gifs

Pngs - a no no, jpgs are a must so,
Web Design..... For Cats
Web Design..... For Cats
Web Design..... For Cats
Web Design For Cats.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:42, archived)

oh my

that should be the b3ta national (boardal?) anthem

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evil pixie, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:48, archived)

7/16

bah! worse than guesswork!

Seems I really can't tell, unless they're colour-reduced.

/geek

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stup0t, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:42, archived)

7/16

just by guessing though.

(martian, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:32, archived)

i got 9

luckily the 2nd half of the quiz let me down as i had about 6 of the first 8 right.

(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:42, archived)

heh

I tried my best and got them half right. Does that mean I'm not a geek? :O)

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barnesy, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:43, archived)

I may be the possessor of all geeky knowledge

but I only got 11 :(

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:43, archived)

Oh no, how awful!

I mean how geeky! How sad! What kind of a person... Jesus Christ...

12 out of 16, since you ask.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:43, archived)

Hahhahaha!

Thou art geekier than me!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:44, archived)

Would it be rude to ask

why we don't see tomsk as much as we used to? His heavily armed fish were the best things in the world.

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:58, archived)

because he decided most people on here were stupid and boring, I think

:)

Er... I dunno. He's busy, or something. He's avoiding me. He's found meaning in an existance outside b3ta.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:03, archived)

I'm here most days,

I just lurk a lot. Haven't got time to photoshop as much as I used to unfortunately.

(tomsk, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:06, archived)

I see.

It's a shame.

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:20, archived)

16/16 first go

*shame* The other kids at school were right.

(sasquatch, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:43, archived)

haa-haa!

/nelson

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stup0t, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:49, archived)

Ha, ha!

*points*
You're a nerd, you're a nerd.

/runs away.

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Wifey, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:50, archived)

good god man

I thought 14/16 was so bad I wasn't going to admit it.

Rob, what a senseless waste of a brain like yours.

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crouchingbadger, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:50, archived)

phew

score of 7. I still get to talk to girls etc.

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GR33DY, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:43, archived)

I got 11/16

and despite my geek-knowledge filled brain have a surprising number of female friends, AND currently a girlfriend.

Go me!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:45, archived)

Imaginary girlfriends

dont count ;)

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GR33DY, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:46, archived)

Taking her out this evening, actually

Believe me, she's real. Oh yes.
:-P

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:48, archived)

Taking her out is a bit drastic

Break a couple of her fingers, that'll show her you mean business.
You won't get any trouble out of her then.

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GR33DY, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:50, archived)

hehehe

:))

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:52, archived)

hahaha

funniest post of the day

(Marvellous (mb) Mark, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:54, archived)

tea/keyboard interfaces

all over the office...

(martian, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:36, archived)

Imaginary girlfriends do count,

Fictional Kerry agrees.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:51, archived)

hehehe

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:52, archived)

neither

do the inflatable kind :o)

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Xkimo was at work on, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:49, archived)

You're all so mean

I'm actually quite a personable guy, with more than adequate social skills, i'll have you know.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:52, archived)

Have you got that

'Masturbating in public' problem sorted out?

OOOoonnnly joking.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:53, archived)

No...

I just can't do it. How do you get up the guts to just stand there in the street and wank?

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:55, archived)

Hooray!

That told me.
I'm off home to cry.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:59, archived)

he is you know.

I'd have 'im, but he's out of my league.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:55, archived)

Aww.. bless you Dr. Phil

fivers in the post...

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:56, archived)

woah, five whole pounds sterling to spend

on whatever I want!

Cheap bastard. :)

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:58, archived)

You want more than five pounds

just for confirming that i'm not a social retard on an internet message board? Thats daylight robbery that is!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:01, archived)

six

by guess work.

(Al__S is constantly suprised, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:46, archived)

Look

kittens!!

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PeterSeychelles, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:46, archived)

you're by far

the most sensible one here

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bananaman, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:47, archived)

yes.

KITTENS!!

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:48, archived)

which reminds

me, how are your little pussycats?

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stouffer, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:49, archived)

they're good.

They're all furry and fat and wicked. :)

I think they're plagued by ickle kitten nightmares though - at certain points in the night, they wake up, start purring really loudly and stand on the bed staring at you as close as they can until you wake up and cuddle them.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:53, archived)

oh, bless

their little kitteny socks.

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stouffer, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:57, archived)

cross

eyed ones

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huggybear, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:49, archived)

WooHoo!

I got 8 right!
(only because I guessed .gif every time)
gif sounds so much better than jpeg. And was the subject of my very first post...

(RowdsterDelux, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:46, archived)

I too got 8

we are half-nerd half-biscuit.

I like jpgs - it sounds like something you'd use to hang a spliff out to dry with, having had a j/pint accident.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:52, archived)

woo half man half biscuit

my first post was questioning th pronunciation of gif... like the cleaning fluid or like gif

i've nothing against .jcloths tho

(RowdsterDelux, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:57, archived)

heh

gif - giraffics interchange format. I've copyrighted that idea, it's mine to shop tonight, okay?
:p

GIF ( P ) Pronunciation Key (jif, gif)

A service mark used for a raster-based color graphics file format, often used on the World Wide Web to store graphics.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:06, archived)

Nein

mein leiber

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thebear is thebear, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:50, archived)

Woo Hoo!!!

13 out of 16

the ill-fitting brown parka please

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Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:51, archived)

King of the Nerds!

(edit: bit bigger as the animation is not working.)

(Slick Stick (now anti +... and back), Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:52, archived)

You really ought to

not make them all "one of each" as it were. It makes it a lot easier to get at least 50percent of them right
(14 out of 16 btw)

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christhebarker, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:54, archived)

11 out of 16

I thought I was better than that. I usually go with spotty-GIf, smudgy-JPG.

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Artamnesia, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:05, archived)

13/16

I may be a nerd, but I have a fine whisky collection to make up for it...

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dr goodthrust, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:06, archived)

My first animation thingy...

finally managed to cut the size down a bit.

(Slick Stick (now anti +... and back), Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:38, archived)

new

what does dsf adsfg afg fg mean?

(little, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:36, archived)

Don't talk about

my mother like that.

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chthonic, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:36, archived)

nothing at all

you have to hang around for a while to work out what most things mean. usually they mean nothing at all.

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stup0t, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:37, archived)

a guy called repcak (thanks ;))

said that as his first post on the board.
everyone loved it and made lots of pics.
that's it really.
boring isn't it!
welcome to the board :)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:37, archived)

now i am happy

(little, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:39, archived)

i'm happy too

no.
i really am :)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:51, archived)

Now that i know you guys are happy

i'm happy too.
(Not really, i'm still at work)

(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:55, archived)

That's right

up there with yesterday's definition of glasscock

- Did everyone post lots of images of glasscocks or something?
- Yes.

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Ijon Tichy, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:40, archived)

*aghast*

How can you say such things in public?!

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:38, archived)

Be a ghast

Britain needs more 'Ghasts'.

(Sounds like a geordie ghost).

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Your Mum, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:44, archived)

whatever you want it to!

It was the first thing that repcak ever said when he arrived here. Many people took it to be words of great wisdom.

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barnesy, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:38, archived)

While we're

on the subject of "What/Why/Who", how did the hummus thing start?

(der_der_der_der_der_british_airfield, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:41, archived)

lumpbucket?

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the triple legendary unicorn, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:45, archived)

I had the link to this

somewhere.

Edit www.b3ta.com/board/6/1/9/6/8

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:48, archived)

damn it there was something else

i wanted to know the origins of but i forget it now. i asked on m3ss3ng3r recently but no one replied
= (

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evil pixie, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:52, archived)

ah! i remember now!

what on earth started off the earsocks thing? anyone? PLEASE?

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evil pixie, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:00, archived)

They keep

your ears warm.

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:04, archived)

i think

it had something to do with breel and/or nacho. but i can't be sure.

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the triple legendary unicorn, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:06, archived)

legit repost.

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Artamnesia, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:08, archived)

meanwhile, down at the bull & gate...

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hanrahan, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:36, archived)

lovely

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stouffer, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:36, archived)

hurrah for foot-tapping monkeys

woo

(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:37, archived)

I remember when Radio 1 first played that in the charts,

they didnt cut the end off. I was in the car with my mum and dad at the time. I dont know who squirmed more, me or them.

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Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:37, archived)

simon mayo

he was a bit red faced after that, so diane had to lend him some of her makeup

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:38, archived)

actually it was in the top 40 they did it, i remember now.

so probably mark goodier.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:39, archived)

what's the difference

both cunts.

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Dr Drink, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:42, archived)

it was bruno brookes

but he's a cunt too, so that's okay

(boo, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:19, archived)

I remember Happy Talk by Captain Sensible

And being convinced he says "Darling I'm a lucky cunt" in it, and not being able to watch TOTP while my dad was in the room.

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isthisyou?, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:42, archived)

you have no idea how shocked i was when i watched South Pacific about 10 years ago

for the first time and suddenly i realised they were leading into 'Happy Talk'

I mean Can you imagine A Christmas Carol and suddenly they start singing "IT'S CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!..."

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:48, archived)

I wonder

what he really says in that song

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isthisyou?, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:49, archived)

that made me laugh

So much.
Infact - i am still laughing. Thankyou.

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pep, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:50, archived)

Those hard core US rebels

where Harvard Trained Lawyers or something equally subversive.
FUck You I won't read the small print
/useless trivia

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Pootle, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:42, archived)

and did the theme for Godzilla

as I remember.

Hard-fuckin'-core

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isthisyou?, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:45, archived)

was that

not jamiroquai?

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stouffer, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:46, archived)

he did one as well

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isthisyou?, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:48, archived)

i hate

him. boo him.

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stouffer, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:50, archived)

I hate him more than I hate

any celeb alive
nothing to do with my ex girlfriend being obsessed by him, and a life sized poster of him living above the marital bed, no not at all

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Pootle, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:53, archived)

and puff diddy/jimmy page

i think.

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the triple legendary unicorn, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:51, archived)

Except

He was Puff Daddy back then.

And the song was just P.D rapping over "Kashmir".

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wonko the sane, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:00, archived)

*sings*

up from the depths
thirty stories high!
godzilla!

are you sure?

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new_matt, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:49, archived)

i really am

Rage Against the Machine, yes?

Check the imdb, quick.

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isthisyou?, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:50, archived)

Hey hey!

Good to see someone else remembers that album!

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:37, archived)

Ahhhh

ha, ha! Great song :)

(Mr Flibble, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:39, archived)

oh, i was so hoping the parrot would join in

this makes me happy.

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the triple legendary unicorn, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:39, archived)

well...

he does have the mutha line, i let him do that bit.

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hanrahan, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:41, archived)

yes

i was happy about that.

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the triple legendary unicorn, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:43, archived)

Ahhh lovely lyrics those

shame that song is so overplayed, i used to like it. Mind you, its not so bad these days, but a couple of years back, you couldn't go to a metal or indie night without it being played...

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:40, archived)

it's still

my favourite air drumming song.

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stouffer, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:42, archived)

what do you make

of audioslave?

*edit* guilty there. it was always a floor-filler at the one me & the b/f used to run.

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the triple legendary unicorn, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:42, archived)

Well, I can make a paper hat out of their CD inlay...

Actual answer: Don't know. Can't say I've ever heard of them.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:44, archived)

you surprise me

(they're RATM minus zach de la rocha, plus chris cornell)

they sound exactly like led zeppelin.

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the triple legendary unicorn, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:46, archived)

i thought that when i heard them..

25 gazillion times a day on mtv2

how having a bloke from soundgarden means they're going to be any good though i don't know.

(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:49, archived)

it's still rolled out at rock city on a regular basis

but hey! - it's still fun when drunk and it stops them playing 'smells like teen spirit' yet again...

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Sack Sack - Norfolks laziest, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:47, archived)

rock city

i want to go there.

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the triple legendary unicorn, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:49, archived)

so do i

but its in nottingham, so I'd have to stay at a B&B or something.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:53, archived)

ahh... some of us are just lucky enough

to be Nottingham born and bred :)

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Sack Sack - Norfolks laziest, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 19:26, archived)

Fuck you, i won't tidy my bedroom

Woo!

(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:46, archived)

hahaha

excellent.. thats the lyrics i use when i sing it too!

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hanrahan, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:47, archived)

On ABC Radio Australia

Hey b3ta I got this monkey mentioned on ABC radio in Australia.. ;) kwel pic

cher

(SLA, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:37, archived)

TRANSFORMERS

Mad Presidents in disguise.

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Darryn.R, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:35, archived)

Noooooooooooooooooo

That's freaky, yet unsurprising

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:36, archived)

lookin' good

with the facelift there, Ronnie.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:37, archived)

Exactly..

You a plastic surgeon Dr Phil ?

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Darryn.R, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:38, archived)

*lowers eyes modestly*

Well, you know, amongst other things.

*raises eyes to previous level with a mere flick of a scalpel, a deft stitch, and no blood! look at that - no blood at all!*

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:50, archived)

that is

a very nifty trick.

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the triple legendary unicorn, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:00, archived)

please tell me I'm dreaming

nothing can be that bad (just been to www.u-muppet.co.uk)

(harrypsauce, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:30, archived)

could anyone direct me to fatboabs weekly gallery?

please :)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:31, archived)

I think it's

creaking under the strain. Oh well.

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:31, archived)

yep

....and good.

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Dr Drink, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:33, archived)

Is it

his picks that are slowing down the board?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:32, archived)

oh shush -

me made a mistake - lets not make it worse.
At least he kind of made something.

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pep, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:33, archived)

No,

if you look they're just postcards his posting on the board from his site.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:34, archived)

yeah but

s/he did make them.

Although... hmm... it's kind of a "site-spam" with pictures when you consider the level of interaction s/he seems to be interested in. :)

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:35, archived)

Yeah,

it is, and its slowing the board right down to a crawl.
He did make them I suppose...

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:37, archived)

I know - K3rry did the same thing

but usually with some kind of relevance to something.
I think muppet just got a bit carried away that's all.I don't think he's ill-intentioned.

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pep, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:37, archived)

No, no,

you're right.
I feel like I've been told of by a stern but fair primary school teacher.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:39, archived)

that's "told off", bovine

what have I told you? now go back to your seat quietly, please.

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isthisyou?, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:44, archived)

I tell you,

its my keyboard, it deliberately misses out words and spells things wrong to make me look stupid.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:45, archived)

yeah

he just confused funny with annoying. I keep meaning to learn how to do that caption thing in php.

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Craymen, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:38, archived)

new

A***** W********?

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isthisyou?, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:33, archived)

shush!

shush!
What will you START?!

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:34, archived)

L***

H*****

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:38, archived)

eh? you must be more b3tan than me, i don't get it

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isthisyou?, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:47, archived)

it was the other

site that got the board into trouble at one point.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:51, archived)

ah, i remember now

what a palaver that was.

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the triple legendary unicorn, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 17:01, archived)

i just love the line on the site

"All my non-comerical websites created and hosted by myself."

(harrypsauce, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:36, archived)

i wonder

what he charges?

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isthisyou?, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:39, archived)

but apparently

he has a messageboard, so stuff you lot.

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Ijon Tichy, Mon 6 Jan 2003, 16:37, archived)

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