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[challenge entry] Early on in the filming process
Spielberg realised that the addition of a nagging wife might serve to distract from the tension...

so Mildred was dropped...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:07, archived)
# it still won
an award though
(I helped save b3ta! mikemystery blames the parents, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:12, archived)
# Must have been done before
I don't remember Doom being this scary!

(Sickpuppy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:06, archived)
# aaaarrrrggghhhhh
Frag the fear!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:07, archived)
# Always use your lights


when cycling at night
(gee, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:02, archived)
# is that what
happened in ET?
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:07, archived)
# yep
they weren't using lights either
(gee, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:08, archived)
# derr derr derderderder der derrrrrrrr
derr derr derderderderder derrrrrrrrrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:09, archived)
# No one sending you picture messages?
Play games instead.

Found a programme called Go Boy that lets you play gameboy roms on your Nokia 7650.
(jazi, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:54, archived)
# thrackjed
can anyone suggest any of those online diary thingies where other people can read them?
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:56, archived)
# yes
www.diary-x.com/

simple and to the point.

which is where I host this: toast.diary-x.com/

(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:57, archived)
# Heh
Dr Cock Badger.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:06, archived)
# currycab
laugh.

i nearly shat!
(longboy_mcgoo, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:12, archived)
# could try
www.livejournal.com

or the completelty free version

www.ujournal.org
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:03, archived)
# That
sounded like an advertisement if ever I'd heard one
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:56, archived)
# No money changed hands
I just thought it sounded cool! Appeals to my geeky sensibilities.
(jazi, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:59, archived)
# .

not a personal jibe!
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:08, archived)
# chortle
(I helped save b3ta! pip, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:10, archived)
# No offence taken
I'm a T68 owner, and I can't quite stretch the imagination enought to picture playing Mario on that.
(jazi, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:13, archived)
# That
means nothing to me. I'm not the biggest fan of mobile phones.
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:15, archived)
# How ironic
They go on an on about not using the emulator to play "illegal" roms, only public domain software - and then litter the page with screenshots of copyrighted software!

I wish someone would write something like that for my GX-10 though; games are about the only thing I still have to pay to download for it.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:57, archived)
# what are your favourites?
i like tennis challenge at the mo
(I helped save b3ta! wingphil, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:59, archived)
# All I've bought
is Puzzle Bobble and Pac-Man, and to be honest I only got them for the old-school flava - I think I've loaded each of them about 3 times.

They offer games for a quid on the other handsets, why not this one? I wouldn't mind a quid for a game I may never play again, but £3 or even £5 is just taking the piss! If I'd known Pacman only used a mini-screen and not the scrolling screen the screenshot implies I wouldn't even have bought that.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:01, archived)
# kung fu is probably the best
highly recommended. scrolling, different hardnesses and baddies and a couple of secretish moves to discover.
(I helped save b3ta! wingphil, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:03, archived)
# Is it
anything like Kung-Fu Master?
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:11, archived)
# i'm waiting
for the p800
you can play mp4 on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:08, archived)
# Do you have any ideas on release dates?
I'm waiting as well!
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:14, archived)
# Quick sentimental one

Here's Robbie who disappeared 1 year ago tonight, presumed swept away in the river whilst looking for holes to dig in the bank.

On a happier note, last night my wife told me she's bought me a new puppy to collect on Saturday, woo yay! I'll then be ceaselessly photographing shopping and posting him.
(I helped save b3ta! cr4, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:54, archived)
# poor
robbie!
Yay to the mrs and the new woof filled thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:58, archived)
# poor robbie!
but nice news about the puppy.

Puppies is nice (although messy).
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:58, archived)
# specially
when the mayonnaise and mustard leaks out of the sarnie onto yer lap.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:59, archived)
# Do you know it's illegal
to make a sandwich in the UK without Mayonnaise?

FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:03, archived)
# shit - I used
butter substitute at lunchtime. Am I in bother, Ossifer?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:04, archived)
# The only butter substitute is
Bitter! London pride f'rinstance..
Skip the solids.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:06, archived)
# I refer the
good doctor to my previous post on this subject, which resides on the previous page in the spazz. Or maybe the one before it.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:08, archived)
# Mayonnaise is the devil's pus!
Salad cream is nectar! Well, actually its a better match to pus in colour but at least tastes of food. /knife /fork
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Nostril, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:15, archived)
# woo yay
for puppies. we expect photos asap, for potatoshopping...
(martian, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:00, archived)
# That is..
..such a sad story. But yay to the happy ending!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:02, archived)
# why does everything have to be so sad

at least it has a happy ending.
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:06, archived)
# Part 2.

(I helped save b3ta! legohead, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:52, archived)
# hehe
blue screens abound today methinks.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:53, archived)
# that's
silly
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:54, archived)
# need
another seven astronauts
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:56, archived)
# Mine's a seven up..
...with a dash of teachers.
(I helped save b3ta! legohead, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:00, archived)
# southern comfort
and sprite mate
(I helped save b3ta! wingphil, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:08, archived)
# God
you boys really don't like whiskey, do you.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:09, archived)
# Ah
but I do. Why else would I spend £65 on a bottle (erm, stupidity?)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Nostril, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:16, archived)
# *giggle*
/like a girl
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:57, archived)
# is that based on somethign that happened today?
if so, what's going on?
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:59, archived)
# no, it's not topical....
...just dumb.
(I helped save b3ta! legohead, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:03, archived)
# ah ok then
in that case, fab.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:08, archived)
# BSOD are just sooo windowsME/XP/2000/98
gimme this instead :

/end repost
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:00, archived)
# that's all a bit
zx spectrum loading screen isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! huggybear, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:01, archived)
# i used to own one :)
so yes. i guess so.
maybe a bit c64 too?
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:11, archived)
# no
there'd be multicoloured lines around the border on a C= 64
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:19, archived)
# maa
vel
oos
!!!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:01, archived)
# Haha
that made me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:05, archived)
# Hot off the email...
To the tune of "If you're happy and you know it ..."

If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think someone has dissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb Iraq.

It's "pre-emptive non-aggression", bomb Iraq.
Let's prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq.
They've got weapons we can't see,
And that's good enough for me
'Cos it'all the proof I need
Bomb Iraq.

If you never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If you think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
(And he tried to kill your dad),
Bomb Iraq.

If your corporate fraud is growin', bomb Iraq.
If your ties to it are showin', bomb Iraq.
If your politics are sleazy,
And hiding that ain't easy,
And your manhood's getting queasy,
Bomb Iraq.

Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq.
For our might knows not our borders, bomb Iraq.
Disagree? We'll call it treason,
Let's make war not love this season,
Even if we have no reason,
Bomb Iraq




(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:49, archived)
# I recieved this in my
email this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:50, archived)
# yesterday.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:51, archived)
# moi aussi
and if I've had it, I always assume it's dead old. No-one sends me anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:55, archived)
# That is sooooo
last week!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:03, archived)
# Has anyone seen that
"all you base email" it's dead cool
(I helped save b3ta! mikemystery blames the parents, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:08, archived)
# link it
and then go buy
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:50, archived)
# had it
though i had a different version, strangely
as a rule, if you got it in email, so did everone else.
(I helped save b3ta! wingphil, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:51, archived)
# Which means my mate Dave is a lying scrote, cos he claims
he wrote it...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:53, archived)
# did he use the word
"ACTUAL" in capital letters?

cos that's usually a sign
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:54, archived)
# doesn't it
have to be verified by IBM and Micro$oft before it's pronounced real? :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:57, archived)
# AOL an' all

veracity is not a word often used on the Internet.
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:00, archived)
# absolutely typical
so many time u get emails from people claming- they wrote it, they shopped it, it happened to a mate so it's got to be true.

Liars.
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:56, archived)
# I passed that one round the office
and one of my cow-orkers thought I'd written it when I'd claimed no such thing.

Which is sort of the same but backwards. If you see what I mean.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:57, archived)
# did you
write it?
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:07, archived)
# no.
DARWIN.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:07, archived)
#
BRUNEL!

/runs
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:11, archived)
# Absolutely
Groovy
(Akhaal, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:51, archived)
# I didn't
Very well done whoever did it.

(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:51, archived)
# Not hot
as such
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:52, archived)
# It's done the rounds
But did anyone see Bremner, Bird and Fortune's programme about our Government and Iraq? Our whole involvment in the Middle East since WWI scares the shite out of me. And we call ourselves civilised?
(pattybutty and chips, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:54, archived)
# and
they made a film about laurence of arabia - he was a hero - wasn't he ?
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:55, archived)
# And apparently, so is Winston Churchill
except what no-one realised before they voted him as the Greatest Britain is that he sanctioned bombing of innocent tribesmen in Iraq after WWII. I'm so glad a voted for Newton now.
(pattybutty and chips, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:58, archived)
# frightened the crap
out of me too, particularly churchill launching a terror campaign against the middle east! Greatest living briton, fact fans. See - Brunel should've won :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:59, archived)
# DARWIN.
That is all. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:01, archived)
# he was a muppet
FACT
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:03, archived)
# Really?
He had Jim Henson's hand up his Harris?
(cattleprod, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:05, archived)
# CROMWELL.
That really is all.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:03, archived)
# That opinion might not go down so well
in Ireland...
(cattleprod, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:08, archived)
# Funny you should mention that. I'm Irish, and my Dad
who's a playwright, had a play on Irish radio recently, in which a character claimed that Cromwell had done a lot for Ireland; particulalry he revolutionised the agricultural methods. Dad got turds in the post. An O'Fatwa, he called it...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:17, archived)
# NO NO NO NO NO NO
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

If you're voting for historical figures you should know their history - the man was a disgrace.
(Mattyboy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:27, archived)
# Yay for Darwin
if only the British Public weren't so stupid...
(cattleprod, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:04, archived)
# fools
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:22, archived)
# that's v.good
that is
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:27, archived)
# he's sitting on the toilet too :)
Also, just noticed - we seem to have the Sport newspaper registered wth us now www.b3ta.com/board/701465
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:30, archived)
# then they wouldn't be the Public
they'd be the L33t
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:26, archived)
# Am I missing something
I thought Darwin was dead.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Nostril, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:20, archived)
# Brunel was my first choice
then I realised that he couldn't have done all that engineering if Newton hadn't done all that thinking. But that's just my opinion.
(pattybutty and chips, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:04, archived)
# not
Princess Di?
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:07, archived)
# Nah, fuck 'er, she was a slag...
buys ticket, goes to platform 666
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:09, archived)
# Et l'étude a dit...
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:46, archived)
# teeheehee
silly!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:48, archived)
# ah yes
les dennis. the french fire engine. i heard that in the pub the other night and took me ages to work it out...
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:49, archived)
# give us hand?
i don't get it.
(martian, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:55, archived)
# les dennis
les being the french for "the"
and dennis being the make of fire engines...

les dennis, the french fire engine
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:57, archived)
#
"Et l'étude a dit" = "and the survey said"
(ish)
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:00, archived)
# etude
means study, n'est pas? sorry, but i am trying to bone up on my french a bit, so i feel obliged to point things out like that. however, seen as i am not that good at it, etude may mean survey as well, in which case, i apologise. whilst secretly flicking you a v sign.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:04, archived)
# correct.
'sondage' is survey.

proceed.
(supaspinal, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:27, archived)
# the thing i always thought about that
is that shouldn't it be "the fire engines"? i thought les made it plural?
(I helped save b3ta! pip, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:01, archived)
# go
sit in the corner smartarse.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:06, archived)
# heh
i'm having to do a flippin french website for someone at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! pip, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:12, archived)
# les is french
for lesbian
and dennis is french for truck-driver
thus french fire-engines leave a trail of rolling baccy everywhere they go

geddit?
/coat
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:00, archived)
# no
but that's far funnier ! :)
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:01, archived)
# wasn't that a shooting stars thing
when les was a guest, i'm sure vic did that one ages ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:06, archived)
# probably
whilst the guy who said it is one of the funniest people i know, i have my doubts as to whether he actually made that up himself. still...
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:11, archived)
[challenge entry] indy's fear seemed somewhat irrational in the first draft....
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:42, archived)
# clowns
are scarey. You can't blame the man.
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:44, archived)
# they scare
the bejesus out of me!
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:47, archived)
# films like
this don't help
(I helped save b3ta! pip, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:53, archived)
# Aaaaaaah!
stop it, help.....HELP
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:55, archived)
# Air brushing pics of models?..................never !
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:40, archived)
# Sorry about the other night dude...
I'm back in love with your flanges and everything that's flangetastic. Like the pic for example :) wooyayhoooooooooppla etc :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:41, archived)
# tis ok
just a lovers .TIFF
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:42, archived)
# not
a lover's eps?
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:45, archived)
# not really
he's .IFF'y
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:46, archived)
# Jesus...
Stop now please :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:47, archived)
# OK
JPEG's it


/coat
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:48, archived)
# Did you..
..stand him up on a hot date?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:42, archived)
# He called me a "slut"
and I think that's wrong. I mean, this is supposed to be a "nice" MB :)
/sarcasm
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:43, archived)
# sarcasm
smarcasm
smallcasm
orgasm


OK I'll stop
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:44, archived)
# no, dont!
I love it when you talk out of your arse :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:45, archived)
# *PARP*
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:46, archived)
# If there's one thing I can't abide
it's sarcasm
(Mattyboy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:46, archived)
# tags!
(I helped save b3ta! Equus is still lurking, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:47, archived)
# Well,
thats because you're really intelligent :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:47, archived)
# Slut
.
(Mattyboy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:44, archived)
# Nice face
Anyone I know?
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:51, archived)
# Joshua was a true cat about town.


Said I would!
(I helped save b3ta! Equus is still lurking, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:36, archived)
# phwoar!
anything in a suit!
(not realy)
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:37, archived)
# fanta
stick
wyh
(Jackie Treehorn, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:37, archived)
# absolute class
inaglassm8 -woo!!
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:39, archived)
# Threadjack - I'm looking at lycos.co.uk
but can't see any facility for uploading pics. Can anyone please enlighten me?
Edit: sorry how rude of me, brilliant pic by the way
(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:41, archived)
# yep
don't use lycos
(I helped save b3ta! wingphil, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:44, archived)
# They have
some kind of webftp shennanigans under the 'Build a site' menu.
(I helped save b3ta! Equus is still lurking, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:46, archived)
# um... open an account
www.tripod.lycos.co.uk/myaccount/freehosting/
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:46, archived)
# Thanks folks
(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:50, archived)
# helpful
yet somehow sarcastic?
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:32, archived)
# Damm you for posting a better
picture than the one I've just posted

Wooo to you sir
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:41, archived)
# smooth choppin'
he's really rather dashing
(I helped save b3ta! spassmonkey, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:42, archived)
# That is the most
superior expression I've ever seen on a suit-wearing cat ever.
(I helped save b3ta! CarlosTheJackal, protector of innocence, taker of liberties, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:42, archived)
# Cats
in Spats ROCK
(cattleprod, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:55, archived)
[challenge entry] done by now....surely?

the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear etc.....
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:36, archived)
# aaaaargh!!
the pixel fear the pixel fear the pixel fear the pixel fear the pixel fear the pixel fear the pixel fear the pixel fear the pixel fear the pixel fear the pixel fear the pixel fear the pixel fear the pixel fear the pixel fear the pixel fear the pixel fear the pixel fear the pixel fear the pixel fear the pixel fear the pixel fear the pixel fear the pixel fear the pixel fear the pixel fear
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:38, archived)
# hope not..
everyone will want that one ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:39, archived)
# Memememememememe!
I want one!
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:42, archived)
# a few times
but still good.

AARRRGGGHHH THE FEAR, Etc...
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:40, archived)
# ah well
guessed they might have...

/shrug
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:42, archived)
# they say

(Al__S is constantly suprised, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:53, archived)
# aw...how cute...

been dying to post this for ages
argh!!! etc. etc. etc
(jeffna has blue yfronts with white piping, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:01, archived)
# I made this for all of you

His name's Bruce.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:36, archived)
# weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyaaaaay!
ooooooooooooooooohaaaah!
nice one nana!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:37, archived)
# Nice bunny action...
..and a comedy turd on the right for good measure!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:37, archived)
# g'day
bruce! WOO YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:38, archived)
# nice

anyone else hear the rhubarb & custard theme tune when they see that?
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:39, archived)
# Well
I do now
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:42, archived)
# Remember the toytown rave version of the theme tune?
from the early nineties... by Shaft...

who then became half of Jedi Knights/Global Communication.


What a good way to pay for a studio
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:44, archived)
# go bruce!
anybody who shares a name(s) with the great BC is okay in my book!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:39, archived)
# Lovely,
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:40, archived)
# Hi Bruce!
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:48, archived)
# bugger

i missed it - but it's the thought that counts.
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:35, archived)
# how true
and woosome
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:44, archived)
# Actually
if you consider that even the minimum standard working week is 9-5, that would make the middle of the working week 1.00pm on wednesday, right?

/pedant
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:53, archived)
# well it;s still closer to the weekend
and thats good enuff for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:59, archived)
# I take no issue with that
I for one am most looking forward to the upcoming weekend, and it's got nothing at all to do with the fact I'll be spending heaps of time with my girlie, no definately not.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:05, archived)
# i haven't been on b3ta for days
ive run out of dope, got the remnants of a hangover in my brain, i stayed up watching pi last night, and in my hand i hold massive attacks new album.

woo to the mutherfuckin yay dawg.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:35, archived)
# running out of dope is
like... totally bogus.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:36, archived)
# yeah maaaaan
like bummer
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:38, archived)
# woah man
that sucks.
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:40, archived)
# Look,
you have changed your name.
Much better.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:38, archived)
# I dunno
I don't like it :(
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:39, archived)
# Howabout
Nub or Men?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:42, archived)
# I've settled for
this :-D
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:45, archived)
# that sounds like
a dodgy top-shelf publication not found in all good newsagents.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:45, archived)
# Nub For Men.
All Hot Nub action.

Rub A Dub Nub.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:49, archived)
# whereas
nub4men sounds like either a dodgy hastily shoved together band or pile ointment, whichever is higher up the food chain.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:53, archived)
# like it's better to have hash and no money
than money and no hash, maaan
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:39, archived)
# but then
you could buy hash.

If you wanted. Or shoes, which would be better.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:41, archived)
# shoes and booze
then all would be well.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:43, archived)
# nah
i smoked shoes once.crap they were.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:43, archived)
# dont you mean they were crepe
soled
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:45, archived)
# Congratulations
And celebrations
On Dr PK reaching 13 800 posts
On this, her own little international day! :)
(Jackie Treehorn, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:45, archived)
# ta.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:56, archived)
# but if you have money and no hash i think we should all
asume you dont have it goes there's a bit of a drought or summit.
(longboy_mcgoo, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:48, archived)
# dope will get you through times of no money
better than money will get you through times of no dope...

fabulous furry freak brothers
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:44, archived)
# m i n d
p i s s !
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:45, archived)
# that's what I meant to say
but for some reason my memory fails me.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:46, archived)
# (c) freewheelin' franklin
dope'll get you through times of no money
better than money will get you through times of no dope
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:45, archived)
# yay for the new album
when's the actual release date?

I assume you have a preview copy
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:37, archived)
# havent got the press release to hand
but me thinks its around the 10th of feb. it comes in this groovy case made of plastic and when you open it, the cd "stands to attention". marvellous.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:40, archived)
# excellent
I have my 4 brixton tickets sitting safely at home...
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:41, archived)
# they never did fit quite right
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:34, archived)
# har har har
I hate it when that happens!

brillo!
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:35, archived)
# t'
woo
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:37, archived)
# like
it
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:40, archived)
# took
bloddy ages though, must go and do some work *spit* now.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:43, archived)
# yay!
that's great! can't think of any owl/craig david jokes though!
that's proper bo, I tell thee
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:41, archived)
# ha!
every flaming headset i've had for my phone falls off/slips round/foam gets lost - height of technology blah blah blah shoddy crap blah blah blah...!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:44, archived)
# my sony ones are lovely and comfy and never fall off
sony 700's they are... (t)woo
(longboy_mcgoo, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:50, archived)
# is't that
because you have spiky ears?

/runs
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:52, archived)
# woo
yay
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:47, archived)
# nice one
happens to me in supermarkets
(I helped save b3ta! king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:41, archived)
# binky loved carol singers

(I helped save b3ta! wingphil, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:32, archived)
# oohhh,
so he decided to go for the bloke with the basket in the end. I do hope he'll eat the children too.
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:34, archived)
# that
is realy good movement!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:36, archived)
# my woo got threadbusted

so woo again!
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:39, archived)
# Lovely!
A full belly is a happy belly. W/Y/H!
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:41, archived)
[challenge entry] The Blue Screen of Darth.
prpbly been done heaps o times, but I couldnt get it out of me head
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:29, archived)
# oh woo
oh yay, oh houpla
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:30, archived)
# he he
i lvoe the typos.
(martian, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:30, archived)
# they rule

I seriously doubt anyone would dare to correct him.

fantastic fantastic, brill, great
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:31, archived)
# /points at loon
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:30, archived)
# haha!
just too silly! but fab too.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:31, archived)
# Utterly marvelous
woo
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:31, archived)
# My god.
How did you animate that text?!?

Fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! itwontbeeasy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:31, archived)
# Here's how i would do it:
- Full text in one layer
- Extra layer with a white block and a cursor-pipe at the top left
- Move white-block/cursor layer, possibly with each line tweening x-2 frames inbetween (whereas x is the number of letters in that row) and then fixing the letters manually

Not the easiest thing to do, but not rocket science or sysiphus' work either! ;-)
(SYS64738, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:55, archived)
# hehehe
but - i wanted him to thank the emperor for the wool socks he got for jedimas
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:31, archived)
# me loves
woo you!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:32, archived)
# hahahaa
cracking stuff
(I helped save b3ta! pip, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:32, archived)
# That's fantastic..
Woo and a yay and a:
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:33, archived)
# yay for lo-fi nonsensical
parody.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:37, archived)
# muhahahahhah
LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:38, archived)
# woohaa!
that's the best thing ever
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:09, archived)
# How the mighty of fallen
From the Highest Practioner of the Dark Side to director of Exeter City FC, also of the Dark Side.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:33, archived)
# is it any wonder they're doing so badly??
they must all think they're on droogs.

"come on lads, we have to win today. michael jackson, darth vader, and Uri geller are in the crowd"
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:37, archived)
# True story
Uri Gellar a regular at Reading FC. Reading sink like a stone.

Uri throws a hissy fit at lack of free tickets, buggers off to Exeter.

Reading go top six in division one, Exeter sink like a stone. It's the negative energies, innit?
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:41, archived)
# Exeter were shit before
Uri came, they are still shit now ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:48, archived)
# maybe it's just football
yawn
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:50, archived)
# Hehehehe
I love the cheers boss. Hmmmm.....I think I need to do "The Continuing Toilet Adventures of Emperor "Dave" Palpatine"
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:33, archived)
# that's
fecking so much woo!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:34, archived)
# Every time
I think I've seen the best thing ever, another one comes along! That's superb and I hope you frontpage with it. spare any hummous for the disadvantaged, guv?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:35, archived)
# I smiled until the
oh COCK bit at the end, then I guffawed. Which is good.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:36, archived)
# Woo!
No wonder they lost to the rebellion with their inferior computer systems!
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:45, archived)
# That's awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 15:08, archived)
# Whilst positioning the troops on the front-line...
...the armed forces discovered they had a new secret weapon



appologies for the poor quality photoshopping... I'm in a lazy mood
(Laughing_cow, Wed 22 Jan 2003, 14:27, archived)

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