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Anyone want one?

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:50, archived)

One?

I want twelvty!

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wayward., Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:51, archived)

whats all this shouting?

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:57, archived)

we'll have no trouble here

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munkt0n, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:03, archived)

only

if they're the rechargable sort

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:55, archived)

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wayward., Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:44, archived)

*giggles*

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:46, archived)

Bloody hell the board's good today isn't it?

wyh

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pxyzyzygy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:46, archived)

haha

peek-a-woo!

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rogan, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:47, archived)

peek-a-boo!

Happy bear. That's so nice.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:47, archived)

Very little in life is better

than animals with human mouths :)

[edit:

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dr_fonz, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:48, archived)

oh he's such a tease.

cheeky bear

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:49, archived)

Yay!

All bears do that though, its a necessity.

This reply would have gone up sooner had I not had to look in the dictionary to see how you spell necessity.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:49, archived)

Thats the first

thing i saw after coming back from lunch.
what a lovley way to start the afternoon

(thediscokingpin, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:54, archived)

hehehe

smart!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:54, archived)

that's so lovely.

i want one.

(martian, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:56, archived)

Mr & Mrs Yeltsin go on Holiday

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thebear is thebear, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:44, archived)

she beautiful!

do mail order russian brides look like her?

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rogan, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:48, archived)

she looks very

slender

(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:54, archived)

Swearing Xylophone thing

Really nicely done, you can make the same melodious statement in a variety of ways. My favourite is starting on yellow then going across to the right and then ending it on light blue.

www.limmy.com/playthings/xylophone/

Here's a working link to that car with 2 steering wheels posted earlier then
www.paulsen.no/malec/heidihauge/malec.wmv

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:39, archived)

Wasn't that

in a newsletter a while back? Definitely seen it before. It's very woo though.

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wayward., Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:42, archived)

I think

that was in the newsletter a few weeks ago?

the car thing is insane btw bloody nutters

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Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:42, archived)

Probably was then,

I was away for a bit.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:44, archived)

a bit of what?

the other?

You saucy git you.

Welcome back!

Where you bin?

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:57, archived)

i were in America

in December.
It was a bit of fun :)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:04, archived)

We've just been called in to a big company wide meeting at 2.15. Apparently the company has been sold...

Right - where's my CV?

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:49, archived)

blimey

bit of a surprise

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Dr Drink, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:51, archived)

Its been on the cards for a while

but rumour is the guy who's bought us is an asset stripper & only wants the retail estate.

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:53, archived)

yep go my oficial redundancy letter today.

would i be right in thinking they cant make me 'take' my remaining owed holoday but must add the value to my last pay cheque.

any law types might know?

(longboy_mcgoo, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:59, archived)

try here

www.redundancyhelp.co.uk/LegHome.htm

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:11, archived)

Inbloodycredible - total co-incidence

just finished this,

I know it's a new thread, but it's not a reply but I also wish to wyh the posting 2 below.

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beaubodor blogless, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:34, archived)

well

acording to her profile, shes already had both

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SuperMatt, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:35, archived)

Was that

this profile?

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Baz Fuck off, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:37, archived)

Both, I reckon

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pxyzyzygy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:36, archived)

Hoorah

Visual mindpiss.

Think she ate both daddy and chips. Lots of 'em too.

Woo yay

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kaydup, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:37, archived)

she really is rather attractive.

We should try and get a b3ta interview.

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:37, archived)

beauty is in the eye of the beholder

You give beholders a bad name.

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beaubodor blogless, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:39, archived)

not true

beauty like that is only in the eye of the beer holder

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SuperMatt, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:41, archived)

is she wearing

a promotional McCain's t-shirt? I want one!

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pip, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:40, archived)

What, so you and several friends can sleep out

in it?

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pxyzyzygy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:41, archived)

yeah

my tent's busted

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pip, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:45, archived)

BTW, does anyone know where I can get a Radion

promo tshirt?

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pxyzyzygy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:48, archived)

Life is unfair

...apparently.

This advert was only slightly shopped.
Can you tell which bit?

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itwontbeeasy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:32, archived)

Must be the

pigtails

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pxyzyzygy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:33, archived)

did you

add the words 'swing' and 'moo' to the wall in the background?

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stouffer, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:33, archived)

life still unfair

even with a degree

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:51, archived)

it's just more unfair

in the banks favour

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Pootle, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:54, archived)

indeed

i still owe the back loads of money.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:58, archived)

i'm quite pleased

because in less than two years time i will have no money*

*as opposed to having negative amounts of money

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Spoon, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:07, archived)

Been in me head for ages.

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kaydup, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:26, archived)

hehehe

woo!

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:26, archived)

that my friend,

made me laugh like a loon!

wooyay!

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viama, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:27, archived)

very very

ghud.

woo+yay=houpla.

(martian, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:27, archived)

argh

laughing uncontrolably

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SuperMatt, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:28, archived)

Excellent!

Woo
Yay

Front Page material I would say

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Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:28, archived)

I am so pestering the guy at the next desk with these

beautiful things. But he doesn't mind.

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pxyzyzygy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:28, archived)

Stop spinning it

you'll let out the Cenobites

(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:38, archived)

That made a whoosh as it went over my

head...

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pxyzyzygy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:40, archived)

hellraiser

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Pootle, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:42, archived)

Oh yeah. Duh, apologies.

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pxyzyzygy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:46, archived)

haw haw haw!

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pip, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:28, archived)

that's

awesome
hi cockalorum!

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:29, archived)

It is rather, isn't it?

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pxyzyzygy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:32, archived)

Its one

of my favorites.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:33, archived)

ta folks

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pip, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:36, archived)

nice pixel art pip

hmmm something familiar about that sentence ;)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:45, archived)

frontpage it

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Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:28, archived)

That's really cool

It looks like those early 90's dance videos...

Ecstaceeeeeee

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:34, archived)

Or the opening of a Bond film...

Edit: The Spy Woo Loved Me, maybe.

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pxyzyzygy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:37, archived)

an Amiga PD demo disk :)

(dognutz, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:37, archived)

excellent!

you are really McCain me laugh here! :)

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curry monster, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:29, archived)

ba dum

tish

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SuperMatt, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:29, archived)

they get worse dont they?

much worse:)

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:31, archived)

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munkt0n, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:32, archived)

no no no

it's fandabbydozy

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djol, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:34, archived)

It's a whole lot of pun

Prizes to be won.
Use your body and your brain.
If you wanna win the game!

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:35, archived)

it's a real wacky show

where anything can go!
the twins never presented in the buff though....pah!

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Dr Drink, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:41, archived)

not "anything"

then is it.
pah!

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:46, archived)

Hosted by

Shat Parp.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:35, archived)

parp

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:36, archived)

Shat!

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pxyzyzygy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:38, archived)

hahahahaha!

classic!

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munkt0n, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:36, archived)

pat sharp won the DJ weakest link.

which says so much about the intelligence of DJ's.....

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Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:45, archived)

Grrrr...

they're not DJ's, they're people who play shit records, talk bollocks for a bit and then put on another shit record. No mixing or anything, gets my goat!

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:53, archived)

Um,

actually they came first.
DJ's are relatively new phenomenub, personally I think Fat Slim Boy and the rest if his ilk are a fad.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:58, archived)

everybody wants to be a dj...

"ooh look! I just spent almost £600 on a pair of decks"
"have you got any work lined up then?"
"er...no"
"you silly chicken"

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munkt0n, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:00, archived)

everybody wants to be an emm cee

"so, you live in hoxton then?"

(martian, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:11, archived)

please officer

take me away I dun wrong!

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curry monster, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:39, archived)

*snorts*

that's poptastic...

(/chris, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:29, archived)

That is fcuking fantastic!

Well done that man/woman/goat.

W/Y/H!

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:29, archived)

lololololol

etc...

(supaspinal, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:32, archived)

hahahha

fan-dabi dozie.

top stuff..

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djdirect, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:33, archived)

Woo!

Now for a sneaky threadjack - I just received an e-mail entitled "More ads:" - basically another 10 from the competition - is everyone else getting this second wave?

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Baz Fuck off, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:34, archived)

Pure

Clarss

w/y/h

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Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:34, archived)

hahahaha

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:34, archived)

I love the way

She looks completely empty headed

(jonnies, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:38, archived)

The scary part was googling for

"Cute little girl" in the current climate. Might have to disinfect my hard drive before the rozzers kick my door in.

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kaydup, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:43, archived)

perfect

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:40, archived)

There's some great pics on here today

This is another one. I love it.

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Craymen, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:40, archived)

mag

knee

fee

cent

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:45, archived)

That's so good I'm going to email it to myself!

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:47, archived)

woo

to that

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johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:22, archived)

Class

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D3xt3r Don't take any guff from these fucking swine...., Thu 23 Jan 2003, 15:22, archived)

You mean it's only daddy OR chips?

I thought it was A: 1986. Oh well...

(1, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:16, archived)

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thebear is thebear, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:23, archived)

awwww

look at him... aint he cute

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SuperMatt, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:23, archived)

woo

yeah

(martian, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:24, archived)

gah!

b3tan to it. Nice pic!

wanders off to find another idea

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:25, archived)

Tis lovely -

but Mr Bear, ahem the thread jack

For London and the South East. A little pool get together for all aspiring cueists or any alcholics users who just want to turn up and watch with open mouthed amazement at how good I am at pool.

Venue TBA depends on numbers but The Ravenscourt Arms King Street Hammersmith is the first one (might get free sarnies if enough of us). Nearest Tube Ravenscourt Park district line. Any Saturday afternoon in the next few weeks. Will be putting on the pub scheduler in Flibz.

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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:33, archived)

I up for it

yee haw

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thebear is thebear, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:46, archived)

Boris was an agressive driver

but Cecil loved every minute of it

(gee, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:20, archived)

look at 'em go!

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viama, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:23, archived)

Snoogins!

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Dr Drink, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:25, archived)

is that

your pet name for viama?

(martian, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:28, archived)

watch it!

shhh, it's a secret

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Dr Drink, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:42, archived)

snooch to the mofoing nooch

BONNNGGGGGG

etc..

(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:29, archived)

Woo to your wooyay

I have that DVD, it's ace.

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Craymen, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:42, archived)

woo

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:27, archived)

w/y/h

corteje el houpla yay!!

(DrLego, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:31, archived)

woo!

but insn't that the mad vivisectionist dog from somebodies(?) post yesterday

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:41, archived)

Fred was a bit of a pixel fasion victim

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djol, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:20, archived)

Ha ha ha,

very good.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:21, archived)

What a beautiful concept

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pxyzyzygy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:22, archived)

look at dave though

anti-aliasing is so last year

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spacefish bong!, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:22, archived)

originality!

not an animal in sight

love it.

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crouchingbadger, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:23, archived)

haha

that is quite mad!

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rogan, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:26, archived)

very nice

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:28, archived)

That's wonderful

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Craymen, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:29, archived)

Nuts, you are.

Completely hatstand.

Keep up the good work. w/y/h/p.

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kaydup, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:32, archived)

yes,

that's woo!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:42, archived)

Once he'd been spotted.....

....Bagpuss knew the only way to escape Schindlers' List was to desaturate!

(Rockbudgie, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:20, archived)

snigger

anything that features that saggy old cloth twat is worthy of the finest woo yay, imho

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new_matt, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:21, archived)

I din't know Bagpuss was Jewish

or possibly a communist

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:30, archived)

think Pink

he was a old queen

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Pootle, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:37, archived)

nah

trade union leader.

(dognutz, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:39, archived)

baaaaaaaaaaag puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuss

I love him!

That's a cunning anim too.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:29, archived)

i had a lucky fridge magnet bagpuss in the glove box of my car

until the evil ex-mrs new_matt pilfered him. oddly, the brakes failed within two weeks...

/wistful reminiscence

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new_matt, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:47, archived)

haha

that's great!

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rogan, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:37, archived)

hehehe

the greyscale escape

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:43, archived)

Beautifully done

Fantastic premise
A fantastic posting of the highest order

(thediscokingpin, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 14:02, archived)

giggling at

the desaturation reference. gd

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rhuby, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:08, archived)

His cheerful disposition and happy-go-lucky Philosflea

Had lead the other fleas to nickname him the "hoptomist"

excuse me while I go and put myself out of my misery

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curry monster, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:19, archived)

heehee!

you need help

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munkt0n, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:25, archived)

you should be banned

curry_monster
:)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:28, archived)

well

I liked it.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:39, archived)

arf

and
hyuk

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:43, archived)

thanks to weirdlittlebiscuit

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wingphil, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:17, archived)

no duncan norvelle?

not even in a supporting role?

(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:18, archived)

very good

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M@rkoni, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:18, archived)

you've been wanking for over four hours

you'll need stitches if you're not careful

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wingphil, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:24, archived)

i've gone blind...

and my hands are swollen.....and my meat and 2 veg are glowing !

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M@rkoni, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:32, archived)

*laughs in manner of drain*

Very good, very good.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:18, archived)

Excellent

That made me laugh out loud. :)

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Craymen, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:22, archived)

haha! do the biscuit!

do doo do do doo doo doo dee dah

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munkt0n, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:22, archived)

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Mrfishfinger .com, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:34, archived)

only just recently discovered..

(dookie, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:15, archived)

I knew it!

All those nature programmes were lying, the sea is full of nothing but floating tins of tuna and boxes of fishfingers

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:17, archived)

hahaha!

you are the crown prince of randomness!

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munkt0n, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:18, archived)

Fish fingers are the only seafood i will eat

*FACT*

(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:18, archived)

not even cod?

Cod is good

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:19, archived)

all seafood

is foul 100% of fact. except scampi fries.

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stouffer, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:22, archived)

Actually

it's just occured to me that fishfingers are cod...

Excuse me a minute

*bangs head against wall*

Sorry about that

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:24, archived)

not the one's I sometimes buy

Box says "100% white fish".

Doesn't say which one, or what part.

I really should stick to the cap'n fishy fingers, but I never learn.

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:28, archived)

Hoki (from New Zealand)

is better - it tastes the same and isn't endangered. You can get Hoki fish fingers now, too.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:23, archived)

are cod endangered then?

blimey

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Dr Drink, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:27, archived)

oooooh yes.

Fish is a tricky business right now. Overfishing in lots of places - there's still fish out there but it's a question of population stability.

[edit]You can find out about it here but the fucking morons won't let me link to the specific page, just the index.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:32, archived)

Extremely endangered.

It amuses me that fishermen always object to the idea of the EU restricting Cod Fishing to preserve stocks, saying it will cost people their livelihood.

It you don't stop overfishing you won't have a livelihood, fuckwits.

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Craymen, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:36, archived)

Actually, I try

not to eat any Scandinavian gods.

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Geordie Al, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:30, archived)

you won't eat proper seafood

but you'll eat all the bits left over mashed into a rectangle and covered in breadcrumbs?

(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:22, archived)

Probably due to the fact

that it no longer tastes like seafood.

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Craymen, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:23, archived)

I have one thing to say:

Whelks.

That is all.

(flying_pasty, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:24, archived)

Or jellied eels?

Cos we are all cockernays round my way

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:25, archived)

whelks are wrong - i agree

but i'll fight anyone who says they don't like cockles.. cockles are the best snack food in the world

(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:26, archived)

These are loads better

for you, non of that fish shit in these babies

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Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:24, archived)

Not the cheapo ones, the ones what are supposed to be 100% cod flesh

(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:27, archived)

A bit more upmarket than my local joke shop....

www.maskworld.com/index___english_mask.html

(Uncle Meat, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:08, archived)

wow

there's some very funny pictures on there

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pip, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:10, archived)

mum!

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new_matt, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:10, archived)

hahaha!

*spits out coffee*

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pip, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:12, archived)

louis armstrong?

the likeness really is uncanny.

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stouffer, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:11, archived)

hach!

ze chermans...

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zog why change it now?, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:11, archived)

but!... but!...

I thought he was DEAD...

(martian, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:11, archived)

apparently

he lives on in 'gummi-mask' form.

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stouffer, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:12, archived)

it's what he would have wanted

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new_matt, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:15, archived)

They should stuff him

and put him in a Lenin-style mausoleum

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:16, archived)

from the "fun" section of the site:

A Camel Mask!

I may never sleep again.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:16, archived)

no wonder they call

germany europe's funbucket.

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stouffer, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:17, archived)

This one,

Is called 'Diva'.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:17, archived)

fucking Christ!

Apparently, this one's a "fun" worm!

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:18, archived)

ha ha ha.

'would you like to see my funworm darlin'

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stouffer, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:19, archived)

And look at

Santa!

He doesn't look happy.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:20, archived)

it was probably a tough modelling session

beards can be tricky.

(martian, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:22, archived)

isn't that

Keith Flint?

(dognutz, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:41, archived)

Toni Polster (of whom it has been said)

looks like Thatcher. Poor sod.

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pxyzyzygy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:14, archived)

anusman!

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zog why change it now?, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:16, archived)

i bet he gives

amazing head

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wingphil, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:18, archived)

rf.

he's always trying to swallow his friend

one-eyed jack

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zog why change it now?, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:19, archived)

Ha ha ha,

'Chocks awaaay'

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:22, archived)

haha!

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:24, archived)

I like this one:

...can we keep him? He'd make such a lovely pet - look at his eyes!

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:25, archived)

but what to name him?

i vote for menub.

(martian, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:26, archived)

I'd plump for

Godley...I don't know why.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:31, archived)

thanks

you chump ;P

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:32, archived)

No,

Lets call him Chump!

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:33, archived)

well

sillychicken would just seem off for a manbear.

;-P

(martian, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:35, archived)

Then lets

call him Chump Manbear.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:37, archived)

hahaha

i know what picture i'll be messing with next time i open photoshop :)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:39, archived)

And I.

Hooray for Chump Manbear.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:42, archived)

misteralfie!

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:48, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha,

Ooh yes, lets keep him.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:26, archived)

hahahahaha!

is that 100% gibbon?

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munkt0n, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:31, archived)

ooh

you cheeky munkty!

*slap*

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100% kitten better than ever, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:44, archived)

I'm laughing so hard now.

Oh god, make it stop.

[edit]what is that meant to look like? I mean, what name are they selling it under?

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:19, archived)

and his sidekick

sphincter boy

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munkt0n, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:19, archived)

<a href="http://www.maskworld.com/display-department_121_0_english_costumes.html" target="_blank">www.maskworld.com/display-department_121_0_english_costumes.html</a>

Hey Hey !!! Everybody is gay !

(bolton, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:21, archived)

They can't do this can they ?

www.maskworld.com/display-product-full_103_100_english_mask.html

(bolton, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:24, archived)

sweet jesus!

no, they can't...

(martian, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:26, archived)

ze chermans

kann du anysink zey vant.
hu vill shtop zem, you?
HAHAHAHAHAAAaaa!
guilty time is ovah, puny vans!

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zog why change it now?, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:26, archived)

they have some very obscure people for their "famous" masks

Anyone fancy going to a fancy dress party as Leonid Breshnev?

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Dr Drink, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:33, archived)

Lets buys some and picket

the Daily Mail!

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gurningchimp, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:38, archived)

The power of Kites propels you!

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:07, archived)

you

are
a
nutcase.

That picture's terribly, terribly woo.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:10, archived)

Now that is FAF

"the power of kites compels you"

Will this pleasure never end.

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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:13, archived)

woo look at her little face

she is having great fun!

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curry monster, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:20, archived)

Hedge Hogs of War

p.S. apologies to Jeremy Beadle

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Analogue Warthog, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:07, archived)

No need to apologize

It's not your fault he's got a manky hand

(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:15, archived)

Glad that's off my mind

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beaubodor blogless, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:05, archived)

very good!

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curry monster, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:07, archived)

Grand

I like. Can you only get it from Luton though?

(DrLego, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:07, archived)

And now,

thee horribly mis-spelt Stanstead too! A prize to the first person who can tell me where that's wrong!

Not really. Actual Prize may be shit. And it's the extra a.

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The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:53, archived)

Oh yes!

'Reassuringly Twatted'

Burp!!

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Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:09, archived)

Took me 3 reads

but I got there eventually

w/y/h

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Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:09, archived)

Billy, don't be a hero.

(squirrelandgman, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:04, archived)

but he's

all prepared, go Billy, go !!

(JBoom, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:06, archived)

Don't do it Billy!

Think of the ewes!

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:06, archived)

Do ewe

mean Nannies

/pedant

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Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:10, archived)

*Ahem*

Er... yes. I'm thinking of Lambs, aren't I?

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:12, archived)

Actually

i think that is a sheep and not a goat - can someone get me a blood sample?

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Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:16, archived)

Deep laughs

I agree, he has the required equipment and should rush in.

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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:07, archived)

think of his wool!

no, not unless you've been flame retarded.

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:07, archived)

Er, flame retarded, is that like a person on the internet who upsets

people.

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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:18, archived)

How old are you are you old enough?

Should you be in here watching that?

(redbrickterrace, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:12, archived)

It took me a feckin' age to make this last night...

And lip readers out there?

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pxyzyzygy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:04, archived)

very very

slick

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Flamebunny i only have eyes for ewe, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:05, archived)

woo

yay?

is that what (s)he's saying?

(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:05, archived)

Yep. I filmed myself, then traced it...

Edit: hang on, are you saying I've got girly lips?

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pxyzyzygy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:07, archived)

you got

purty lips

(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:08, archived)

Mummy, I'm scared...

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pxyzyzygy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:12, archived)

Woo + Yay

Can you make one in Braille too?

(DrLego, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:05, archived)

No, how about semaphore? Can we start a band wagon

or something?

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pxyzyzygy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:06, archived)

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new_matt, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:18, archived)

Feels pretty smooth to me...

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pxyzyzygy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:21, archived)

have you not got a 3D super

feel-o-tastic monitor™? they rock

(

new_matt, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:24, archived)

Just ordered one. T'anks.

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pxyzyzygy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:30, archived)

WOO! (in Japanese apparently)

‚É?§Šè‚µ‚È‚³‚¢

(DrLego, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:33, archived)

gosh

that's awfully impressive.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:06, archived)

is it

w/y/h?

it's very nice whatever it is :)

(

pip, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:06, archived)

and

indeed houpla!

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barnesy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:07, archived)

i think they're saying

"femidom"

(martian, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:10, archived)

blatantly

frontpage worthy

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:17, archived)

i should say

woo & yay

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 13:46, archived)

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