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Fancy a go..

on a really pointless kittygraph?
he meows if you make enough noise.
Needs a mic, and flash 6 tho.
clinky knee windows
not really sure why i made this

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Mr Fancyteeth, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:40, archived)

Question.

Why can you never get any Ladysmith Black Mombassa on the karaoke?

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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:43, archived)

they refuse to let it be used in such a way

.....they don't need the money either. They found what was stuck to the bottom of Paul Simon's shoes. Sold them for a fortune.

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Dr Drink, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:48, archived)

i think it

would be excellent.

Just to piss off every brain dead Robbie/Pram face impersonator in the world off.

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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:52, archived)

I find

yelling 'FUCKSOCKS' is very effective...

(Nudger - Back on b3ta having been away since '04!, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:44, archived)

thats because

its designed to pick up on those particular letters in that order. well done there sire

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Mr Fancyteeth, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:48, archived)

Excellent

you got the mic to work in Flash.

Now my office think I'm bonkers. Thanks.

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chthonic, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:44, archived)

That looks wonderful

all I need now is a microphone :(

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Monkeyboy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:45, archived)

ooh!

I've just remembered there's a mic on my webcam

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munkt0n, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:49, archived)

and it works a treat!

thankyou, my life is now complete

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munkt0n, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:51, archived)

I bet that's marvellous.

I wish I had sound. Or a microphone. :(

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:19, archived)

just

shout at the monitor, it will pick up the sound...

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rogan, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:23, archived)

heers how its done...

_root.createEmptyMovieClip("micAudio", 2);
_root.createEmptyMovieClip("chart", 1);
_root.micAudio.attachAudio(Microphone.get());
myMic = Microphone.get();
myMic.setGain(20);
name = myMic.name;
var chartMakerX = _root.chartMaker._x;
var chartMakerY = _root.chartMaker._y;
with (_root.chart) {
moveTo(chartMakerX, chartMakerY);
}
_root.onEnterFrame = function () {
activityLevel = myMic.activityLevel;
chartMaker._y = 140 - activityLevel;
chartMakerX = _root.chartMaker._x;
chartMakerY = _root.chartMaker._y;
with (_root.chart) {
lineStyle(1, 0, 100);
lineTo(_root.chartMakerX, _root.chartMakerY);
moveTo(_root.chartMakerX, _root.chartMakerY);
}
};

(pete townshend, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:44, archived)

$rnd(100) * 5

It's totally random!!!

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:38, archived)

too many bad memories

if i can find it, i'll post a photo of my daughter's projectile poo (oh she is going to love us when she brings home her first boyfriend)

(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:40, archived)

no one

tells you about the projectile poo. Weirdly though, it only ever happens in the middle of the night...

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:43, archived)

this was the middle of the day

mrssith took off the nappy and VROOM out it flew like a proverbial bat out of hell

it was most unpleasant

(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:46, archived)

Ive seen my nephew piss at least three foot in the air,

while my mum was changing him.

And it was green!!

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Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:52, archived)

sounds like

the nephew of Satan...

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:54, archived)

I remember

changing my niece's first nappy. Not projectile, but simply ooze. Continual black, stinking ooze. Put me right off having kids I can tell yer.

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:58, archived)

ahhh merconium

most pleasant stuff - black as tar and sticky as hell

(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:04, archived)

I don't recall it smelling though

and anyway, you get the milky poos after that which are fine.

i have all this to look forward to again next month...

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:10, archived)

Actually

I can't remember if it smelt now, but she's still doing nasty smelly ones 2 years later.

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:20, archived)

And then you think that they are getting bigger

and you will never have to do that sort of thing again ...

until one day they become teenagers, and come home drunk, and you have to clean up the puke.

Parenthood - it's wonderful.

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Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:20, archived)

apparently

when the midwife handed my daughter to my hubby all naked and slimey (the baby, not my hubby) she covered the floor in meconium resulting in trecherous conditions. A good tip - Vaseline on newborn botty, then the meconium doesn't stick!

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:21, archived)

er, what exactly

are you trying to say?

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Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:02, archived)

you

heard.

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:09, archived)

I think you make a strong case

for having the snip, there.

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Pootle, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:57, archived)

damnable polar bears!

millions of them!

(Nudger - Back on b3ta having been away since '04!, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:40, archived)

Wheeeee!

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:37, archived)

hurrah for dog bikers

and hurrah for my 100 days.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:41, archived)

The original casting of Dorothy

left people confused about which was the witch.

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curry monster, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:36, archived)

haha

CM - woo !

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:37, archived)

yikes!

I dunno who is more scary, but woosome piccie

(JBoom, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:38, archived)

Hehehe

Oi loik that.

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sick_boy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:38, archived)

she's going to have a quick

grope of those boobies any second now.

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Dr Drink, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:39, archived)

hehe

took me a while to cotton on!

:)

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:40, archived)

woo!

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curry monster, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:42, archived)

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munkt0n, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:48, archived)

Is that how

the wicked witch of the east ended :)

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CJ, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:42, archived)

arf!

more please :)

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curry monster, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:46, archived)

Oh I say!

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:44, archived)

eyes

clicky
this site is wrong, lots and lots of animal eyes.....{shudder}

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buckets, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:36, archived)

Lazy, lazy photoshopping.

Second post and already i'm getting lazy. Ah well.

(Danski, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:35, archived)

hehehhe

heheheh!!!

(Nudger - Back on b3ta having been away since '04!, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:36, archived)

yay!

thats great and very true:)

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:38, archived)

Snouse

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:32, archived)

eek!

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:33, archived)

oh hello!

get my message?

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:41, archived)

what would you feed a snouse?

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butchbint, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:34, archived)

Make eggs.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:35, archived)

poached

or coddled?

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butchbint, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:37, archived)

Poached

on toast.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:42, archived)

philistine

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butchbint, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:49, archived)

Ah,

Eggs Philstine, my favourite.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:53, archived)

tasty

dish

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butchbint, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:55, archived)

Yes,

I am.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:56, archived)

smacks

lips

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butchbint, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:02, archived)

On that worrying note,

I'm off home.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:02, archived)

EEK

imagine the mess when it constricts on a nice piece of cheese

(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:34, archived)

especially

a runny brie.

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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:40, archived)

the animal

that would eat itself.

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Dr Drink, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:34, archived)

The true

Ourobos
or whatever it's called

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:43, archived)

I didn't recognise you there for a minute

....pesky name changes!
The only reason i know that word is because of Red Dwarf.

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Dr Drink, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:45, archived)

Of course

I'm an expert in Greek(?) mythology myself.

I was close to putting Our Rob Or Ros

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:49, archived)

got a ticket for Saturday?

I don't know if I will make it. A mate has decided that Saturday is the same day as his birthday. How inconsiderate!

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Dr Drink, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:53, archived)

I asked my Dad if he wanted a ticket for his birthday, but then he reminded me I'd already promised to help him out Saturday evening.
After the last couple of results I'm not particularly confident either.
Fucking Cambridge!

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:00, archived)

and i was so looking forward

to jaunting up to Cardiff for the LDV final again. Oh well.

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Dr Drink, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:09, archived)

Why

would we want to go there again?
After all we've managed to both continue and end the jinx, what new excuse would we find for losing?

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:16, archived)

who cares

It's a great place to get drunk.

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Dr Drink, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:17, archived)

That's true

although I would also recommend Abergaveny with a bunch of Welsh lads as a good place to get mashed.

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:25, archived)

Whee

*When you get front page, remember me!*

(Nudger - Back on b3ta having been away since '04!, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:34, archived)

are you sure?

I think it may be a Mouake

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munkt0n, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:35, archived)

isn't that a Greek dish ?

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:36, archived)

woo Koit

fear the mouse headed scary things!

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curry monster, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:38, archived)

haha

not seen him before. He's ace.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:39, archived)

that is possibly

the best animal cross-over I have seen on here, imho.
Good to see it again.

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Dr Drink, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:41, archived)

too kind

too kind :)

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curry monster, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:46, archived)

Isn't that

a dish made from aubergines?

(</guy>, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:36, archived)

But the cat will be so confused...

Did you think of the cat at all?!!

(Slick Stick (now anti +... and back), Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:38, archived)

Looks more like a

snerret

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shindig, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:39, archived)

thats a rat,

which would make it a Rake or Snat, surely?

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Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:41, archived)

Nah

this is a snat......
www.artistcollaboration.com/users/koit/snat.JPG

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:43, archived)

My pet's harder than your pet

actual size, honest.

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Craymen, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:45, archived)

hey!

anybody got any good pictures of zombies?

google aint bringin up the goods.......

(white_riot, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:32, archived)

www.picturesofzombies.com

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:34, archived)

are any playing trombones?

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munkt0n, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:35, archived)

Yep,

'Brains' McMurphy.
He put the 'Rave' in 'Risen from the Grave'.

Its time for my pill now nurse.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:38, archived)

he's great

when oh when will the quartet tour again?

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munkt0n, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:47, archived)

Soon,

as soon as their manager pulld his finger out his arse.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:48, archived)

ok ok own up

who went and bought www.sillychicken.com?

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pip, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:38, archived)

I hope

it was Mnb.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:39, archived)

and i don't want it.

www.milkthebridge.co.uk/b3ta is way better :)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:43, archived)

Spam

Slut.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:45, archived)

you have your

twin's website first on the list of links

ahh bless ya.

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pip, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:46, archived)

I paid him,

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:49, archived)

with what?

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pip, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:51, archived)

Babboons,

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:52, archived)

i don't think any other word

could have made me laugh so much :D

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pip, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:56, archived)

Gibbons?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:58, archived)

Clive?

sorry, obscure neighbours reference from years ago

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pip, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:59, archived)

VERY obscure

Was he the doctor? If so, he was in Steve Irwin's film.

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Dr Drink, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:11, archived)

I can't believe you haven't got my site

in your links!

here you go!

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curry monster, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:48, archived)

no it sounds real

Organization:
Silly Chicken Productions
Jill Towstik
5808 Morse Drive
Oakland, CA 94605
US

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butchbint, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:44, archived)

is register.com the best place to do that

does anyone know?

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wingphil, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:50, archived)

trying doing an image search

for early morning commuters. That'll do the job.

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:37, archived)

Not in colour
And sorry for stealing bandwidth but i cant upload to msn at the moment

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Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:39, archived)

Here's one I prepared earlier

all I can really do in the daytime is repost *sob*

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:41, archived)

havn't seen that before

it's a cracker!

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munkt0n, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:42, archived)

cheers munkt0n

I needed that - some bloke in the office started shouting orders at me while he knew I was on the phone taking a fucking order. "GET HIS CREDIT CARD NUMBER!" - while I was in the middle of trying to hear his fucking credit card number.

CUNT!

*and relax*

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:45, archived)

shit

on his desk

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pip, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:53, archived)

Funnily enough

I've had one brewing for a while. I'll blame it on you, mind.

=)

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:54, archived)

as long as

you take a photo

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pip, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:56, archived)

yikes!

if you insist...

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:22, archived)

FUCKSOCKS.

Does anybody know why 'The Streets' gig at brixton has been cancelled?

i was really looking forward to that

sorry for the threadwaste but ive got
a really bad pun in the pipeline

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cow23, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:30, archived)

no, i don't

Ooh arr! I am a menace!

(Slick Stick (now anti +... and back), Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:31, archived)

that

sounds someone should put the news up on the giguide

(doktored, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:32, archived)

had to cancel

due to extreme rubbishness apparently

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munkt0n, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:34, archived)

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cow23, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:35, archived)

;)

that was a bit mean.. I think he lost his rhyming dictionary

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munkt0n, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:36, archived)

he lost that

ages ago. I'm not sure his mummy'll let him come to London.

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:39, archived)

Thats

What I heard too!! Hehhehehehehehehe!!

(maddave, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:37, archived)

i'm glad

someone said it

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pip, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:39, archived)

Bunch of lawyers turned up

And threatened to sue coz it was actually taking place in an Avenue...

/coat

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:39, archived)

Not sure.....

but I've guest list for the Brighton Gig though.
Woo and Yay!

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D3xt3r Don't take any guff from these fucking swine...., Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:43, archived)

IT's ALL OK

Ticketweb just fucked up

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cow23, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 17:11, archived)

Once again, Decker and the boys had Templeton Peck surrounded

(I'm so, so, sorry!)
[Edit]: Gave him a capital F. After all, it is his name, isn't it?

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Horatio P Lemming, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:27, archived)

well

it made me laugh.

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Dr Drink, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:28, archived)

Raised

a smile over here.

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:29, archived)

i would...

NO!...I meant...well done...nice pic!
Phew!

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M@rkoni, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:30, archived)

Kleenex..

..sir?

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sick_boy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:31, archived)

Disney's latest attempt at gritty realism

did not go down well with test audiences.

(Phil not DS, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:26, archived)

thats

cute
lol

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johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:27, archived)

I like this

mainly because they are playing the gamecube.

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Allanon, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 18:08, archived)

that's brilliant

WOO!

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Dr Drink, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:29, archived)

Isn't that

basically Pixar in a nutshell?

W/Y/H though

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Ijon Tichy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:31, archived)

Today I have mostly been learning After effects..

..and it rocks like penguins

clicky for bigger

(ed_case, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:26, archived)

Scrat!

How woosome

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sick_boy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:28, archived)

i did

that with premiere a couple of weeks back.
Its fun with film (hold on its really big and not funny or even any good... i wouldnt click on it, it doesn't even work... damn it)

(doktored, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:29, archived)

really?

damn,
that took me most of the afternoon.

Your link is of a winamp vis?

(ed_case, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:32, archived)

Your biggy

clicky dont work, it should be

clicky for bigger

i think

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cow23, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:41, archived)

koit was spot on about those gif's

look at these two dolphins trieing to start a fire.

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johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:22, archived)

It's their desire

It's their desire!

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Baz Fuck off, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:23, archived)

that is

so very, very wrong!

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rogan, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:24, archived)

there just trieing
to stay warm isall

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johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:25, archived)

Save me a dolphin egg

for my breakfast.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:29, archived)

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:24, archived)

thats

very sexy....i would

(kitten vice, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:24, archived)

actually..

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Flamebunny i only have eyes for ewe, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:24, archived)

haha

class

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:27, archived)

That's quite unpleasant actually.

WYH though...

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pxyzyzygy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:33, archived)

Bush has got Blair wrapped around his finger...

Go Tony go !

Sorry it's political, I just saw the image and had to use it!

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M@rkoni, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:20, archived)

He's loving that.

..in a nubian kinda' way! Woo to the anim.

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sick_boy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:21, archived)

Go TOny

gO tONY GO - Turtle Power!

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Flamebunny i only have eyes for ewe, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:21, archived)

Ride 'em Tony!

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:22, archived)

Heh heh heh

It's funny because it's true.

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Baz Fuck off, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:22, archived)

crivvens

Does Norris McWhirter know you're still spanking the plank?

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:22, archived)

ain't he dead?

*FACT* Norris started working for the Guiness book of records with his twin!

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M@rkoni, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:24, archived)

there was only one

he claimed there were 2 so he could get twice as much money

//FACT

(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:26, archived)

boring

fact of a fact.

the brother got killed, quite rightly my the IRA.

The whirters are rabid right wing fascists.

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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:27, archived)

that is true

but wasn't Roy Castle dedicated to the National Front or BNP.
/RUMOUR

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Pootle, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:29, archived)

I dedicate this

Roy Castle to the....

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jsut peopel, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:32, archived)

doesn't mean they deserve to be killed

just locked up.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:30, archived)

being locked up for being right wing?

are you a facist liberal?

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Dr Drink, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:33, archived)

They supported killing

so in my book. live by the sword, die by the sword.

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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:36, archived)

*cough*

Mc*cough*Whirter

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jsut peopel, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:33, archived)

eye

know

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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:38, archived)

again

i say BOING

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:24, archived)

oooooo mummy can i have one...please!!!!

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buckets, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:15, archived)

Yeek!

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:15, archived)

buckets..

just in case those are your teeth - please see someone about it

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Flamebunny i only have eyes for ewe, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:20, archived)

nope,

but the eyes are....

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buckets, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:21, archived)

what he said

Yeek!

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:26, archived)

In my house that

would be a "no".

W/y.

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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:17, archived)

but

i promise to clean it every week - even its teeth : )

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buckets, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:20, archived)

can

I have one too please!

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:22, archived)

Look what happened to the

rhinokitten. Soon forgot about that, didn't you! Now grandma has to look after it.

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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:22, archived)

atleast

grandma won''t sit on this one....

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buckets, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:26, archived)

You could use them

as an alternative to guard dogs... I know I'd run a mile if I saw one of them

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:20, archived)

that looks like

it eats guard dogs for breakfast *shudder*

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:22, archived)

It's scientifically known as

the grinning baboon, in it's natural habitat, the car park behind Sainsburys

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:24, archived)

was a sloth a long long time ago, before the 'incident'.

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buckets, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:27, archived)

Haha!

Taken by the dark lord Sauron, and horribly mutilated..

(edit: either that or you forced it to watch loads of violent images, Clockwork Orange style)

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:29, archived)

Wooo!

Anyone want to go for a beer tonight? My mate pulled out because he has to go home and comfort his wife because he ruined the wedding video.

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sick_boy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:20, archived)

blimey

that's quite evil.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:24, archived)

It is

He called the wedding video recorder man a cnut on the tape and then the best man threatened to break his fingers. Then he removed his mic (fair point as I wouldn't want to get married wearing a mic) and couldn't be heard throughout the ceremony.

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sick_boy, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:27, archived)

ooooh

dear.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:36, archived)

Damn!

you can have one as long as you move out!

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M@rkoni, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:21, archived)

See how long this one lasts??

This is why I asked "is (are) there any Americans on here?"
Going now before i piss anymore people off!

(Mr M@ Probably not that difficult!, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:15, archived)

he he

like it.

(martian, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:15, archived)

I'm waiting for an

American History

Poster now. Or have I missed it?

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shindig, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:21, archived)

you missed it

.....when the film first came out.

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Dr Drink, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:31, archived)

(chuckles)

ooh me likey

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Flamebunny i only have eyes for ewe, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:16, archived)

It's like Masters Degrees in Classic

American Literature
edit: V.good by the way

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Pootle, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:16, archived)

There's nothing wrong with

pissing Americans off. They piss off everyone else so much, it's only fair.

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Baz Fuck off, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:17, archived)

My female business partner is just back from Vietnam.

Met a woman who was an American world history student(?)

The girl could not understand the hostility, she was receiving in Vietnam. GO FIGURE HONEY, my business partner replied.

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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:20, archived)

it reminds me of the

American version of the Antiques Roadshow.

"It's really old..from the 1950s"

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jsut peopel, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:21, archived)

committee meeting at disneyland paris

"um, we might wanna build the castle out of stone.. "

"why?"

"well, they've got real ones over here"

(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:25, archived)

Eddie Izzard perhaps

....?

(Mr M@ Probably not that difficult!, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:27, archived)

yes

i met him once in covent garden, shook his hand and said how funny he was.

he said thanks

it only occured to me afterwards that i could have picked him up on his sock in a cup handshake

FACT - he was wearing a skyblue eyeshadow and lots of rouge, which was nice

(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:31, archived)

(kitten vice, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:12, archived)

Jaysus

...not gonna sleep tonight.

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shindig, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:13, archived)

Eep!

Now I don't want kids!

(Nudger - Back on b3ta having been away since '04!, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:13, archived)

ITS

A PUPPET

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Flamebunny i only have eyes for ewe, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:15, archived)

scary

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Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:17, archived)

wargh!

*flees*

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:17, archived)

eek

feck - keep it away

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:23, archived)

bandwagonesque

for the older clientel

(cheebatv, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:11, archived)

nope

must be for the 30+

sorry.

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M@rkoni, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:22, archived)

i love

stewart granger. FACT

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butchbint, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:24, archived)

was beginning to think it would be lost on all, i am redeemed

(cheebatv, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:28, archived)

you'd think

this lot of a layabouts would have heard of stewart granger. blimey.

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butchbint, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:32, archived)

i dunno

i'm beginning to think i spend too much time watching afternoon movies.....must get job,must get job!

(cheebatv, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:36, archived)

i know the misheard song lyrics bandwagon was a while ago...

you might want to listen to the song tho, its a bit of a crap gag

(/chris, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:08, archived)

didn't you nick that from chris moyles

hmm?

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wingphil, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:10, archived)

nope.
was listening to mark and lard over me lunch.

i had beans on toast, if you don't believe me. besides, moyles is a twat.

(/chris, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:12, archived)

i've thought

that about the song for ages...

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butchbint, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:28, archived)

cant stand that talentless twat

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Flamebunny i only have eyes for ewe, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:13, archived)

Chris Moyles

is a twat.

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Baz Fuck off, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:15, archived)

i don't think it matters

Anything with a reference to only fools and horses is great!

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:16, archived)

her from no doubt

oh i don't half fancy her!

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Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:11, archived)

She's

a Knob! (I reckon)

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D3xt3r Don't take any guff from these fucking swine...., Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:13, archived)

yeah

but i'm sure she'd be good for one...
(i don't normally go for girls but i have this thing for her, she makes me go all funny..)

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Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:16, archived)

Please

continue.

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Baz Fuck off, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:19, archived)

i concur...

I get that warm feeling too, when girls talk about girls..........not that I like that kind of thing...you understand....please don't tell my girlfriend!

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M@rkoni, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:23, archived)

don't get it with many others, except that girl who's in chasing Amy, but then she's a rug muncher in that one so it's kinda understandable

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Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 16:31, archived)

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