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This guy takes tree-hugging to a whole new level.

PS: Boris 2 is nothing to do with me. It is just a strange thing that likes to aspire to the heady heights of my comic genius.

PPS: I use the term 'comic genius' in a sarcastic and tongue-in-cheek manor.

PPPS: I do mean manor, it is a place. The famous 'Tongue-in-cheek Manor' home to Lord Albumus Tongue-in-cheek.

PPPS: I'll be taking my pills soon so don't worry.

PPPPS: ....Nah that's it really. Wopp whooop!

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:52, archived)

that`s your ma

that is

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:52, archived)

Ha ha ha....

...I don't know whether to laugh or to call 999.

(

Mystery_Bob, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:53, archived)

You can try calling 123

if you want. See what he has to say...he's always up for a chat!

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:00, archived)

utterly mad

wooooo!

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Lord_Munkee, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:53, archived)

Yes

The new level of HUGGING TREES

(Turnip Boy, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:53, archived)

freak

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Sardini, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:54, archived)

Damn.

damn damn damn.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:54, archived)

Oooh the splinters!

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pxyzyzygy, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:54, archived)

Damn treehuggers!

real men don't do foreplay..

(radja, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:56, archived)

How dare you

How dare you disown your own sister.

(boris2, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:57, archived)

i...

i just don't know who to believe any more.

*sob*

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:59, archived)

so...

is she fit then?

(

Reckless_Rik, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:00, archived)

don't even know

how old she is yet.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:04, archived)

heh

so?!

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:06, archived)

OH MY GOD!

Well, you probably would.

BELIEVE ME FOR I AM THE SNOOF!

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:04, archived)

I believe you...

when can you deliver her into my clutches?

(

Reckless_Rik, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:06, archived)

How about next...

Froomvooday? On the 99th of Hen?

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:17, archived)

After 5 days of downtime on their email service

The Telewest engineers run out of ideas

(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Tue 13 May 2003, 13:50, archived)

It figures

they likely don't know how to appeal to the magical server pixies

(Kimbo, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:51, archived)

Is speak-no-evil off

on the telephone support line?

(

chthonic, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:52, archived)

That explains a lot.

The cnuts.

(

pxyzyzygy, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:52, archived)

you're missing

speak no evil

(

Lord_Munkee, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:52, archived)

Intentionally

If you think about it "Speak no evil" isn't applicable to the situation, especially since on their own website they say its all due to spam but on www.theregister.co.uk they say its really a hardware fault.

(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Tue 13 May 2003, 13:55, archived)

you pay peanuts,

you get monkeys!

yay!!

(

monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:53, archived)

It was the cleaner

she accidently pulled the cord out while vacuuming. Happens at ntl all the time.

(Baj does Minecraft - http://www.youtube.com/w92baj, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:54, archived)

It was Telewest

who originated the classic "an engineer cut through the line", line

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:58, archived)

I found

some safety pins

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:48, archived)

are those knickers

on his head?

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 13 May 2003, 13:50, archived)

but now I'm wishing I had something to hand to put on it as knickers.

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:54, archived)

look out

that bear's about to go postal!

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:52, archived)

Erm

thats not a saftey pin.

(Baj does Minecraft - http://www.youtube.com/w92baj, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:55, archived)

Look! Those darned BBC weathermen have got it right again!

How do they do it..

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corington, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:42, archived)

hehe

nice.

Probably use cellotape.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:43, archived)

look, you MIST a bit!

hahahahaha!

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 13 May 2003, 13:43, archived)

pffft!

nice one cozza =)

(

brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:44, archived)

nice

one!

(

Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:43, archived)

yayyayyay!

(RowdsterDelux, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:44, archived)

i've done one too

actually not many people haven't!

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Lord_Munkee, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:56, archived)

oooh...he leaves a trail..

it was a big meme ages ago...

(RowdsterDelux, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:03, archived)

haha

nice shopping on the gherkin - I had to remove the scaffolding on it for an image for our intranet but it came out terribly. Might nick yours...

Looks around nervously, Saves Picture As

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Sardini, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:44, archived)

That pic

looks like one of the renders that Foster's did before it was built though, which may explain the lack of scaffold...

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chthonic, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:46, archived)

I'd like to pretend I removed the scaffolding but

the pic I got didn't have any scaffolding... I think it was a rendering or something...

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corington, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:46, archived)

could've fooled me!

great pic.

Edit: GREAT shopping. Looks so real!

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Sardini, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:48, archived)

it's really rather remarkable...

(repost)

Woo!

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:44, archived)

yay for the big -Q-

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:46, archived)

Quincy Willis?

yay:)

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:52, archived)

Ha ha

I've used that pic too!

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:55, archived)

it`s terrible

not being able to find loadsa pics of the lovely lady - almost as annoying as not being able to find a good picture of Joey Deacon

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:58, archived)

you need this link

www.log.dial.pipex.com/joeydeacon/joeythnk.htm

has the deacon webring an everything!

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Lord_Munkee, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:01, archived)

hehehehehe

I totally love this!

ta for that!

(

Reckless_Rik, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:04, archived)

If you look REALLY closely

you can see me waving from the 9th floor of the building on the far left.

(

0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:46, archived)

Ooh

I hadn't realised it was a .gif.

Cooeee!

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chthonic, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:50, archived)

very subtle woo

i likey

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canyousmellonions? spirit is willing but flesh is spongy, and bruised, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:55, archived)

ARF!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:47, archived)

Whats

the pretty, phallic building in the background centre? is it real?

(Turnip Boy, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:48, archived)

It's

almost finished, it's called the erotic gherkin

(

corington, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:49, archived)

a.k.a.

the Swiss Re building.

(

Sardini, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:50, archived)

There's

a lovely site about its construction here.

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0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:54, archived)

Nice

it needed to be done

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Milkman Dan, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:53, archived)

brilliant!

I like that Helen Willets on BBC. She dispells my scattered showers, so she does.

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expf, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:55, archived)

The ever illusive Badgerdillo

(

Sixola, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:36, archived)

ooh

the badgers mexican cousin! yay

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:38, archived)

I managed

to misread that as BadgerDildo... it's nicely ribbed i suppose....

/on the mind

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Mr Spleen Can do better. C-, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:40, archived)

hmmm

something like this?
'tis SFW

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 13 May 2003, 13:41, archived)

Exactly

like that. I like the purple option very much. Maybe the mrs would like one as a pet instead of a kitten......

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Mr Spleen Can do better. C-, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:45, archived)

i read

that as DILDO...hmmm

(Murun Buchstansangur's hairpiece, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:40, archived)

Badger dildos

seem to be a repeating theme
i see a market niche

(Turnip Boy, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:41, archived)

Badgers?!?! BADGERS?!?!?!?

We don't need no stinking badgers!

(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:44, archived)

Another take on Phone Booth - POLICE BOX

(boris2, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:34, archived)

How peculiar

are you Johnny2s brother?
Mr & Mrs 2 must be very proud.

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Pootle, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:35, archived)

nothing to do with johnny2, you can tell by of the lack of hoskins

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:37, archived)

He couldn't have boris as a user

apparently.

(Cleggy, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:38, archived)

imagine having to choose a stupid name

just because the one you wanted had already gone!

[edit] jebus, i'm almost at 6000 posts, how did that happen?

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new_matt, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:38, archived)

You...

You know me too real me thinks.

(boris2, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:39, archived)

those are definitely english words

but what do they mean?

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new_matt, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:40, archived)

Pi**ed off

It not a stupid name. Now yours is another matter.....

(boris2, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:42, archived)

oi you

calm down and play fluffy please

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:42, archived)

i think he is being fluffy

or is he?

(

isthisyou?, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:45, archived)

he was

joking about himself, he's not the real matt you see. there is another...

(

rogan, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:44, archived)

no! it's lies! i am real! i can prove it!

(

new_matt, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:46, archived)

you might be real

but you're a tin of paint.

(

butchbint, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:15, archived)

Dont think ther'll ever be

a Mr. Chickenuts2...

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Mr. Chickenuts Now we know., Tue 13 May 2003, 13:50, archived)

y'see

that was the joke. or, never mind...;)

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new_matt, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:44, archived)

i'm his sister

(boris2, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:38, archived)

how old are you?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:40, archived)

are you on the pull?

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:41, archived)

depends on how old she is.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:42, archived)

go on my son

get in there!! ;)

TO THE MAX

(

Lord_Munkee, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:46, archived)

A/S/L?

(

Pootle, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:44, archived)

Another Phone Booth Sequel

(boris2, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:45, archived)

Yet another sequel to Phone Booth

(boris2, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:48, archived)

heheh

class!

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:50, archived)

That's

the best one! arf

(

corington, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:53, archived)

The Dust Bin

(boris2, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:49, archived)

i thought that was a J2 production at first!

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Lord_Munkee, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:35, archived)

are you and jonny2 somehow related?

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new_matt, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:35, archived)

hahaha

(

rogan, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:37, archived)

bottom left:

reminds me of eddie izzard.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:39, archived)

chortle

that would have made phone booth a completly different and much better filum

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:40, archived)

'You fuck my wife?'

'I am your wife'

'That don't matter, you fuck my wife?

'Ok, I am your wife and I fucked her'

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:42, archived)

and for that reason

I got funny looks when I started laughing while watching Raging Bull

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:44, archived)

honk!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:48, archived)

You should

You should wait to see the sequels I've got lined up.

(boris2, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:42, archived)

eh?

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Reckless_Rik, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:45, archived)

You should

You should wait to see the sequels I've got lined up.

(boris2, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:43, archived)

ooh

do you see what he did there?

(

isthisyou?, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:45, archived)

Dear Boris2

That's bloody HUGE
nearly 500K
please read the faq and link to something so big or post it as a smaller piccie

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thebear is thebear, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:46, archived)

Eh?

It's 43k

(

wayward., Tue 13 May 2003, 13:48, archived)

its actually 42k not 428k..

/corrected

(

Lord_Munkee, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:48, archived)

Sorry

Ok. Sorry

(boris2, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:53, archived)

thanks m8

=8.)

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thebear is thebear, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:58, archived)

har

har

*points*

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isthisyou?, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:55, archived)

*points back*

nnnnhhhnnnnhh

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thebear is thebear, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:56, archived)

errrrrr

he's now changed it???

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thebear is thebear, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:55, archived)

he's quick!

you've got to give him that

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rogan, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:58, archived)

The Sum Returns

(boris2, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:56, archived)

Blair and Bush contemplate the Iraq crisis

(WeirdBoyJim, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:33, archived)

hahahahahahahaha!

That rocks!
Yay!

(kaiser@school, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:33, archived)

That's bloody brilliant!

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pxyzyzygy, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:34, archived)

Haha

Yay for Beavis and Butthead!

I still can't believe Mike Judge stopped making that show for "King of the Hill"

(Kimbo, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:34, archived)

King of the Hill soooooooo pisses all over B&B...

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pxyzyzygy, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:35, archived)

they're both shit

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:37, archived)

Neither of them is as good as Futurama,

which is nearly as good as the Simpsons...

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pxyzyzygy, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:40, archived)

which is nearly as good as pob.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:41, archived)

Which I turn down

in favor of porn

(Kimbo, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:42, archived)

Which comes second only to fannying about

with some animation software and a bunch of weird people online...

(

pxyzyzygy, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:44, archived)

which is only ever beaten by

this

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:46, archived)

Tooshay!

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pxyzyzygy, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:51, archived)

Turtle?

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:58, archived)

I miss

Pob and his screen spitting

(nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Tue 13 May 2003, 14:37, archived)

debatable.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:37, archived)

and think of the irony

on MTV, he couldn't include fire...

in KOTH, the main character sells fuel for fires!

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:38, archived)

It's like 10,000 spoons

when all you need is a knife.

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0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:41, archived)

it's like that crap alanis morisette song.

too.

(joshwa ultra lurker, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:50, archived)

It's like

rain on a rainy day

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Mr Spleen Can do better. C-, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:50, archived)

Don't talk to me about irony.

I feel knackered cos I dreamt I had insomnia last night and now blowing my nose makes me sneeze, which makes it run and forcing me to blow my nose again...

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:59, archived)

very good

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:34, archived)

Hurrrah!

That's pretty special.

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Craymen, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:35, archived)

woo!

very nicely done

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zerolicious, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:35, archived)

yeah! he hehe hehehehe

uh huh huhuhuh

like, that totally rocks!

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:35, archived)

thats just wonderful!

yay!

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:37, archived)

that's

rather spiffy !

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Tedmus, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:38, archived)

yay!

(RowdsterDelux, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:38, archived)

you should definitely tag it.

i can imagin it'll go viral.

(joshwa ultra lurker, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:38, archived)

My first Front page.

Woo!

da da dana na da dananana da na da

(WeirdBoyJim, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:39, archived)

congratumalations !

sit back and feel the warm glow :)

(

Tedmus, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:40, archived)

hope

you're playing air guitar

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isthisyou?, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:46, archived)

that is

top notch

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cow23, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:41, archived)

i'd tag that quick

if i were you.

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wingphil, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:42, archived)

Nah,

Tagging is for wussies who have found the time to make one.

(WeirdBoyJim, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:44, archived)

fculking hell

Tony's face goes all weird.

Still very good though.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:44, archived)

W/Y/H!

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:09, archived)

hahahaha

deservedly frontpaged :D

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 13 May 2003, 14:47, archived)

That be the best

that be. Fucking brilliant mate. Methinks that'll be all over the world v v soon.

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<>Dog www.stevelaker.blog, Tue 13 May 2003, 15:18, archived)

!!!!

Woo.......Yay

(Skitgraves, Tue 13 May 2003, 16:58, archived)

woo ^100

huh huh huh. cool.

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wooltech has his finger in the air so you can't see him, Tue 13 May 2003, 19:35, archived)

Wow

Deserves to win SOMETHING at least! Award for the funniest thing I've seen in ages goes to....WeirdBoyJim!

(insanityboy, Tue 13 May 2003, 23:52, archived)

Tweety Pie - the adolescent years

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:32, archived)

haha....

...twat....

(Pjotr, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:33, archived)

Hahahaha!

We had a maths teacher called Purdey. Need I continue?

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pxyzyzygy, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:33, archived)

yes you do.

I had a tutor once called Mr Bunny - I kid you not.

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:37, archived)

"I taut I taw a Purdey twat" went the chant.

We also had a music teacher with the tragic name of Mr Kuntst

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pxyzyzygy, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:42, archived)

fuck

yeah!what a twunt

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--- ---, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:34, archived)

errrrr

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:56, archived)

Wheelchair Wars !

3... 2... 1... ACTIVATE !!

shall I make this a theme?

(

Lord_Munkee, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:30, archived)

what

a move!!
kill kill kill

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--- ---, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:30, archived)

threadjack

BRAINS and BRAINS RAWK

(doktored, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:31, archived)

I would like to say

ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:32, archived)

meaty

goodness from the skull.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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--- ---, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:33, archived)

i love that show!

(Pjotr, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:31, archived)

*chortle*

Can I play?

repost

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Craymen, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:33, archived)

Brilliant

(

wayward., Tue 13 May 2003, 13:38, archived)

arse

I was gonna do one of those, with Stevie Hawking and Joey Deacon.

"And there`s cries of `nggggghhhh` from the crowd..."

edit: just remembered - when you switch my mobile on, it says 3-2-1 Activate!

how gay is that?

(

Reckless_Rik, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:39, archived)

haha

That is great. (but also gay)

(

Craymen, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:49, archived)

The Government

was worried that people weren't taking the new warning labels seriously

(Major Bumcrack, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:28, archived)

he he he

...fags

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--- ---, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:30, archived)

hooray!

Lovely paintmashing!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:30, archived)

Anyone need woo?

(Orwellian Trash, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:28, archived)

yay

to the power of MAXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

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isthisyou?, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:29, archived)

That doesnt work!

If you were to turn that upside down, doesnt it just say 'OOM' ?

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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:31, archived)

i have an idea!

put the pic upside down!hehe

(Pjotr, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:29, archived)

chortle

if the cow wasn't upside down would it be saying oom?

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:29, archived)

'oow', 'oom', eh?

(

Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 13 May 2003, 13:30, archived)

The cow

has been laterally and horizontally inverted :P

(Major Bumcrack, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:30, archived)

I'd heard of cow tipping

but not cow flipping

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 13 May 2003, 13:31, archived)

Wow

most cows don't go "Oom"..!

;-)

(

Ijon Tichy, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:30, archived)

only when they're

meditating.

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Craymen, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:32, archived)

she isn't most cows.

TO THE MAX.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:34, archived)

i know that cow

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zerolicious, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:31, archived)

ha ha

The Fear® looks really gay

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 13 May 2003, 13:33, archived)

That might explain why

she says oom...scared by the fear

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:33, archived)

For the purists out there...

Here's her Australian cousin!

(Orwellian Trash, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:33, archived)

¡oom

\\\\\\\\

(RowdsterDelux, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:41, archived)

(kaiser@school, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:23, archived)

argh!

I wasn't expecting that!

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:27, archived)

loon

i still have a thing for garden gnomes...

tum tee tum

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popt_art, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:27, archived)

hello

:)

edit: just re-read my post in relation to yours. I give the impression that im a gnome. I am not, i am a strapping 6 footer:)

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:31, archived)

hello

mail to yer hotmail account.. me off now for a few hours... let me know what you tink?
x

(Edit) well i only have your word on that...

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popt_art, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:33, archived)

yay- thats ace:)

:) will speak to you later

edit)OK, i admitt it, im Kenny Baker's Stand-in:)

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:39, archived)

yes, but

how tall are you?

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isthisyou?, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:48, archived)

They make our

world more gnoffy!
8)

(kaiser@school, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:31, archived)

Har!

Woo to gnomes acting out scenes from The 39 Steps and laughing in a strange accent.

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pxyzyzygy, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:28, archived)

yay

does that mean it's gnome-time already?

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:29, archived)

Yes!

Put on your best gnome-hat and gnome like hell!
8D

(kaiser@school, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:32, archived)

hehehe

nutzenklasse!

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zerolicious, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:34, archived)

is that a

gnomon?

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weevilstepmother, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:49, archived)

is it real, not it's snot!

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The Barn death and angels save us all, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:21, archived)

that'll teach her

to go round tickling statues!

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rogan, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:41, archived)

badger rampage

I bet the person who stole it is a B3tan entering this weeks challenge. Give it an hour or two for the photo to appear

www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_779762.html?menu=

(lib319, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:20, archived)

That story was posted

further down from the BBC news website

www.b3ta.com/board/1191315

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:22, archived)

and no-one commented

on my lovely picture :(

(CrazyDave, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:24, archived)

I thought

you were just posting interesting facts...I didn't realise you'd actually done something to the picture :)

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:25, archived)

that badger is askin for a spong

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PMGT -Bacon., Tue 13 May 2003, 13:26, archived)

aren't they all...

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popt_art, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:30, archived)

badgers

are the best thing ever , apart from mental badgers

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Tedmus, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:36, archived)

its

the first step towards the human race's enthrallment at the hands of badgers.
mark my words.

(Turnip Boy, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:31, archived)

fear them

I wish there was a picture. I have been looking for a pic of an angry badger for years.

(Baj does Minecraft - http://www.youtube.com/w92baj, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:23, archived)

this badger's

pissed

(RowdsterDelux, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:33, archived)

badgers AND birmingham

how much more b3ta could that story be?

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:23, archived)

if the badger was caught

by a gang of good-natured kitten vigilantes

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_null_, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:24, archived)

There could have been a....

...polar bear and some mis-use of apostrophes.

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sick_boy, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:25, archived)

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:25, archived)

badger cheeks?

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_null_, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:28, archived)

badger?

where?

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isthisyou?, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:30, archived)

I wonder if badgers respond to these whistles

www.acmewhistles.co.uk/dogs.html

(

MartinH, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:25, archived)

probably

my dog on the other hand does not respond to those whistles

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:28, archived)

Mechanical Animal #12

The Crocoplier

Other Mechanical Animals:
Sprake Pullemur Spiderdriver Girderaffe
Drilluck Shark Plug Cementephant Pylion
Wren-ch Motorpike Bulboon

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_null_, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:20, archived)

hehe

and nice reflectionage too

how about white vice?

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:22, archived)

I love those

I hadn't seen most of them.

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Craymen, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:29, archived)

My first anim...

Hope you like it

(Clockwork, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:15, archived)

Ahh

you never forget your first anim :)

Smart !

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Tedmus, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:17, archived)

I think I have

then I've forgotten my first snog as well*

* though I was so very drunk at the time, so I'm excused

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Pootle, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:23, archived)

mine

was crap

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Tedmus, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:28, archived)

you snogged a badger?

you must have been drunk :P

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Pootle, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:34, archived)

as they say

I'd rather fuck it than fight it !

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Tedmus, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:36, archived)

i hope

i like it too

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isthisyou?, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:18, archived)

punnage

with star wars
it passes for me :)

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The Barn death and angels save us all, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:18, archived)

nicely done padawan

small jack
i cant find any pics of really ugly people on google for my next one

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:20, archived)

AAArgh

will this do?

(Clockwork, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:21, archived)

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

Tell me that's shopped

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:23, archived)

noooooo

no flopping

(Clockwork, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:26, archived)

omfg

that qualifies lol

but i just need bad teeth and eyes lol

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:23, archived)

for teeth

look for "billy bob teeth"

for eyes, just grab stills from horror movies

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:25, archived)

go to mingers.com

plenty there

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popt_art, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:23, archived)

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:24, archived)

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popt_art, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:26, archived)

risks tempting fate

here you go

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new_matt, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:26, archived)

please yourselves then

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new_matt, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:36, archived)

oh dear

groan :)

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:20, archived)

ANOTHER BAD TRIP, MAN!

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:14, archived)

i've got one just like that

only its not made by microsoft, its a trackball.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:16, archived)

LOL

ROFL

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Pootle, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:36, archived)

it's been done i'm afraid

still, a good attempt.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:17, archived)

that comment

was entirely unexpected!

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:18, archived)

how about this one?

"BADGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRS!!!!! BADGERS FUCKING EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!! GET EM OFF ME!!!!!! THEYRE UNDER MY SKIN MAN!!!!"

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PMGT -Bacon., Tue 13 May 2003, 13:19, archived)

Yep. That too.

Only the other day. In my bathroom.

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pxyzyzygy, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:20, archived)

i knew you'd say that.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:21, archived)

I had a feeling

you were going to say that.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:22, archived)

actually,

I've just read the badger rampage story. So I suppose that could be considered topical. Although I posted that before I knew of the badger rampage. Which is kind of scary. Maybe it was a premonition?

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PMGT -Bacon., Tue 13 May 2003, 13:24, archived)

I'm impressed.

I am. I like this one hundreds.

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Craymen, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:19, archived)

stick to

the shrooms man.

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wingphil, Tue 13 May 2003, 13:34, archived)

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