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# hummus


biggy

(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:37, archived)
# hummus
looks like porridge
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:37, archived)
# i've
always thought it looked a lot like sick
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:38, archived)
# what is hummus?
I thought it was a purely b3ta term
(1, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:38, archived)
# mulched up
chickpeas or summat

veggietable.allinfo-about.com/recipes/hummus.html
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:38, archived)
# I'm never let you cook for me
1)get a blender
2)zap a clove of garlic in it
3)put some soaked chicpeas, (a tin will do)
4)add a desert spoon of tahini (sesame paste)
5)add some lemon juice and some oil
6)zap it for a bit
7)add salt / pepper / corriander / cumin / paprika / sugar to taste and zap it some more.
8)chop up a carrot into sticks and eat with. Also use cucumber or crisps or fingers.
9)goto 1
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:42, archived)
# And magnificent stuff it is too.
The defining basis of any "middle class snacks" drinks party ;)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:44, archived)
# aaah! recursive hummus!
(1, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:44, archived)
# sugar?
no need! you want a little of the water from boiling the chickpeas too (or from the tin)
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:45, archived)
# This bit amused me:
"7)add salt / pepper / corriander / cumin / paprika / sugar to taste"
You could be there for some time...

It's got to be one of the crappest dips around.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:46, archived)
# rubbish!
its nasty if you get the tiling grout they sell in supermarkets, but loverlywoo if you make it yourself
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:48, archived)
# much better
than that pink stuff anyway.

i loves it. had some for my breakfast (fact.)
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:54, archived)
# it's also
a greek veruca cure.
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:38, archived)
# Chick peas.
Used for dip n' that. See the spazz for B3ta details.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:39, archived)
# hummus
chick peas,
tahini
olive oil
lemon juice
paprika
(cybo, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:39, archived)
# hummus
chick peas,
domo
tahini
the fear
olive oil
no hands
lemon juice
penguins
paprika
status quo
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:42, archived)
# mmmmm
tasty!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:43, archived)
# do de do
Your search for "hummus" matched 7825 messages from the archive:

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Anyone fancy trawling though that?
(MadMich, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:44, archived)
#
Your search for "the meaning of life" matched 9995 messages from the archive:
(1, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:46, archived)
# Well what is it then?
...
(MadMich, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:55, archived)
# A random click on one of the hummus links
found this. Which is quite disturbing.
(MadMich, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:54, archived)
# Mmmm.
Crunchy.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:38, archived)
# woo!
yay for the b3ta hummus!
a bar near me has "savoury skins" which come in "hoummus and black olives". kinda odd sounding...

TJ: My blob looks far far too thoughtful. It's worrying me.
(I helped save b3ta! Heather S likes making stuff., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:41, archived)
# It's plotting your downfall.
Don't turn your back on it.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:42, archived)
# Yay!
BLOB!
Thank you very much :)
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:46, archived)
# original post
www.b3ta.com/board/1705463
(I helped save b3ta! Heather S likes making stuff., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:50, archived)
# I saw,
but I was too late to reply.
Needless to say,
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:52, archived)
# knitted slime mould
that's class.

did you ever make the fear?
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:56, archived)
# I beg to differ
it's not slime mould. Slime mould is usually brown or green in colour. Or greeny brown. Or browny green. But never pure, snowy white.
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:03, archived)
# no. never was going to
until it came up a few hours ago when i replied i couldn't because i don't have to yarn to do so.
(I helped save b3ta! Heather S likes making stuff., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:11, archived)
# quick berk mash
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:36, archived)
# woo
(1, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:36, archived)
# yay
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:37, archived)
# hou
play
(1, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:37, archived)
# WYH
I love trap door. One of my favs. I like drut! *squeaks* Do drut!
(Fiz, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:43, archived)
# need pipecleaners yet
can't do drut without legs
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:46, archived)
# This mask
was just too fucking freaky not to use...

(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:34, archived)
# looks much beter
on him
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:35, archived)
# woo!
(1, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:35, archived)
# Y'know, I trust him more when
he looks like that.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:36, archived)
# I'll trust him more when he's dead
then & only then
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:40, archived)
# Or at least until someone gets him out of the way
of the big red button.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:43, archived)
# I always thought it was a good idea to give a cocaine addicted alcoholic
the ability to launch nuclear weapons.

Baby-Bush's Secret Service codename is "Tumbler" cos he always has a whiskey nearby.*

*Actual 100% fact
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:54, archived)
# Niiice.
Did you know Condoleeza Rice has an oil tanker named after her? An actual oil tanker, for fucks sake.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:00, archived)
# he looks like vladimir putin now!
(Symball, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:47, archived)
# Did anyone say mid-life crisis?
(Scooby who?, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:31, archived)
# Blimey!
Dad?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:32, archived)
# I told you he still had it.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:34, archived)
# Is that
Joeys brother?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:33, archived)
# omg!
mum?!
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:37, archived)
# Looks
scarily like John Cleese...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:39, archived)
# "Oh not again!" cried Ken

this is my first post. hope you're all feeling fluffy
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:31, archived)
# Arf! Flaming Spong Cow!
Like it.
(I helped save b3ta! monster monster monster monster monster, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:32, archived)
# Much like Mars Attacks.
Top stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:35, archived)
# Hello Joe, whaddaya know?
welcome, and keep them cow's a burnin'
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:32, archived)
# HAHA
Did she guff near the electric fence?

WOO
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:32, archived)
# ooo ren and stimpy flashback
don't whiz on the electric fence
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:36, archived)
# I'm a gonna kill you boys...
*but first.... I gotta take a whizz!*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:37, archived)
# Cowmbustion!
(Indole Ring, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:33, archived)
# must have been attacked
by a beef-ifty two.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:34, archived)
# flamed - just how I like 'em.
welcome
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:34, archived)
# mmmm
buuuuurrrrgeeeeeer kiiiiiing.

/lunch
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:35, archived)
# Instant Barbeque
nice :)

A girl called Ken?
(I helped save b3ta! weevilstepmother, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:34, archived)
# Woosome. You'll never leave et.

TJ:
What happened to the cow opposite old whatshisface's office? Cow Update please!

(testingtestingtesting, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:46, archived)
# does anyone
know of any good multiplaning animation software?
Multiplaning is when you have layers of images but each layer has a certain distance between itself and the next layer, so that when you zoom in, it looks like you are zooming into a more 3D-esque world due to the added depth.
examples: -

the first image is regular zooming, the second has shoddily cobbled together manual zooming. Notice how the sun stays the same size in the multiplaned picture as it is the inifitely distant background in this '3D' scene.

So does anyone know of any software that allows you to specify a distance between layers?
(I helped save b3ta! fishsticks, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:29, archived)
# you can find some at
www.whatareweyoursoftwarebtches.com
(1, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:30, archived)
# use layers
layers are just as good
and eyes are good for measuring.

q: if you were trying to define the distance between the sun and the tree in the aforementioned picture, would you enter 672000000 miles in the "parralax zoom" dialogue?

Don't answer that.
(I helped save b3ta! andythetwig, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:36, archived)
# *answers it*
(1, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:38, archived)
# no
do it by hand in tatty shop.


have a read of www.rustboy.com for some layer tips.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:31, archived)
# of course that is not zooming in but moving closer
but never mind.

thread jack:

this makes me very happy
Dear Customer:

We are pleased to send you this shipment notification regarding your
Apple Store order.

Line Part Number Description Qty UOM
000010 M8946B/A IPOD 15GB-GBR 1 EA
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:35, archived)
# 3d studio
will do the jobbie.

use a cell shader.

then ur there.

oh, and minus 3000 odd quid.
(cybo, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:35, archived)
# 3ds?
i've seen it done in that
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:35, archived)
# cheers
for the help b3tans!
(I helped save b3ta! fishsticks, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:38, archived)
# You can manually animate every layer
in flash and let it take you bastard ages!
ARG!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:53, archived)
# woof?


edit: it's a kitty-hawk!
(cybo, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:28, archived)
# ohhh
very pretty...

w/y
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:29, archived)
# Mew-wit, mew-woo!
(Indole Ring, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:29, archived)
# twit
woo
(I helped save b3ta! andythetwig, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:30, archived)
# Nature's ultimate killer.
Yay! Didn't see it animate to start with.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:32, archived)
# yark! yark!
woo.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:33, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:39, archived)
# that's lovely
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:49, archived)
[challenge entry] It's been a while since I shopped the twins


so there you go
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:24, archived)
# How nice
.
(I helped save b3ta! Gaz, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:25, archived)
# bo selecta
big up the mc kid
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:25, archived)
# sorry this is so big
(I helped save b3ta! anno domini hiatus, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:19, archived)
# Bwahahahaha!
That's great. Moose!
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:20, archived)
# ...OF DOOM!
(1, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:21, archived)
# That's a bizarre
but somehow terrifying concept.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:23, archived)
# He stalks you in the night.
And eats babies. And does racist dances.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:25, archived)
# haha
Like the joke with the real mouse....only....BIGGER! :-D
(I helped save b3ta! Generationgav, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:22, archived)
# please double-click your moose, sir
(I helped save b3ta! yomgaille, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:23, archived)
# No, sir
The left antler.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:24, archived)
# Is that a comedy knob I see?
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:26, archived)
# well spotted!
though there are another 2 little side jokes ...
(I helped save b3ta! anno domini hiatus, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:28, archived)
# in the window perchance?
hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:28, archived)
# mind
(1, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:31, archived)
# Someone falling out of window?
Impressive detail.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:29, archived)
# the
(1, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:31, archived)
# would that be the chappy
falling past the window?
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:29, archived)
# piss
(1, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:31, archived)
# If a someone is wasted
God gets quite irate.
So no booze and drugs for you, me laddio.

EDIT: Damn! Changed his name. Grrr.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:33, archived)
# Nononono, that's not how it goes ....
(I helped save b3ta! anno domini hiatus, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:35, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
*bonk*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:36, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:37, archived)
# Suicide!
or they may have been pushed???
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:30, archived)
# i think i see
your problem sir, your arrowy thing is friggin' gigantic.

woo to moose mouse!
(yakmonkey, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:32, archived)
# Help me decide
...she will be here in 10 minutes!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:19, archived)
# the fez
no doubt
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:20, archived)
# BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB!
Sorry... this isn't the vote for next weeks compo, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:20, archived)
# The Davy Crockett look every time.
The ladies love it*


*has no idea if the ladies do, in fact, love it
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:21, archived)
# yay
go for the beaver
(I helped save b3ta! andythetwig, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:21, archived)
# Nah,
The Davey Crocket, surely!

WOO
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:21, archived)
# the straw boater
or the fez
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:22, archived)
# The Chinese hat!
Or maybe the coonskin cap

... I can't decide either! Help!
(Indole Ring, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:22, archived)
# like it
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:22, archived)
# Davy Crocket by far!
and a woo to that pic
(I helped save b3ta! Generationgav, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:23, archived)
# that's very nicely done.
woo yay and a repost :
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:45, archived)
# Is nothing sacred?
(I helped save b3ta! andythetwig, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:17, archived)
# no
nothing at all.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:18, archived)
# I'd watch it if I were you, Thomas
The Fat Cunt-Roller's after your knackers.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:19, archived)
# gah!
Thomas the wank engine WAS the best thing ever!
(I helped save b3ta! Generationgav, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:20, archived)
# Here
Gaze with awe on my Lego version


(sorry for hugeness - can't access my webspace from here)

Edit: Can get to UKDragon though - ta.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:26, archived)
# that's enourmous!
How long did it take to grow?
(I helped save b3ta! andythetwig, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:28, archived)
# Errr
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:31, archived)
# My first repost oppertunity....


Ivor on amphetamine....

click big
(I helped save b3ta! swimmy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:12, archived)
# Chasing the dragon(s) again?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 14:11, archived)
# Nope, just scared.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:19, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:22, archived)
# fbtp!
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:24, archived)
# pardon?
i am not fully fluent in b3tan :(
(I helped save b3ta! andythetwig, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:26, archived)
# it's not b3tan
it means "fuck british transport police" you will find it written all over trains ;)
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:28, archived)
# aha!
jolly good. I feel priveleged to have learnt something today!
(I helped save b3ta! andythetwig, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:29, archived)
# i am so down
with the hood for knowing that.
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:29, archived)
# hehe woo woo!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:36, archived)
# Wooo wooo!
*choo choo choo choo*

Twig makes the b3ta frontpage. Good on ya Twig! :o)
(I helped save b3ta! D'artisan is lesser spotted, lesser spotted like a Tiger, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 13:22, archived)
# fantastic
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 15:49, archived)
#
(Indole Ring, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:10, archived)
# Nicely
done!
(I helped save b3ta! D3xt3r Don't take any guff from these fucking swine...., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:11, archived)
# hurrah
nice
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:11, archived)
# phwoar!
I would.
(I helped save b3ta! Heather S likes making stuff., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:12, archived)
# Top stuff IR
woo
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:12, archived)
# W/Y/H
and a pearoast!

CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Generationgav, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:13, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:16, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:20, archived)
# blimey
that's woo that
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:13, archived)
# Fandabbydozy
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:15, archived)
# wooo - that's lovely
(I helped save b3ta! anno domini hiatus, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:17, archived)
# yay

Tomsk?
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:18, archived)
# no, it's the unfeasibly fast flying fortune cookie ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! anno domini hiatus, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:20, archived)
# heheh that`s
class!

(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:21, archived)
# All of the above pics
are great!
(Indole Ring, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:23, archived)
# oh gosh
NOW I'm going to have nightmares!
(I helped save b3ta! Generationgav, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:18, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:20, archived)
# I've emailed a friend....
and now Jarvis is more than likely going to get a copy of that picture!
haha
meep
(I helped save b3ta! Generationgav, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:21, archived)
# Purrrrr-fection !
:-)
(MutantMole, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:18, archived)
# tenous pearoast time

actually is it a pearoast if it's never been on b3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:32, archived)
# Blame B3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:08, archived)
# Yes
It is

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Gazelle_Hunter, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:09, archived)
# Seconded
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:10, archived)
# thirded
Hang on why has he got one sleve rolled up. shouldn't it be one trouser leg?
(I helped save b3ta! Hoagie, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:11, archived)
# fourthed
(internalprimate, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:11, archived)
# Fifth-ted
too!
(I helped save b3ta! D3xt3r Don't take any guff from these fucking swine...., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:12, archived)
# :)
Super-ted!
(I helped save b3ta! CranberryArmadillo, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:12, archived)
# Motion carried.
Ewww. Does anybody want to hold this?
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:12, archived)
# ewwww
has the motion crapped itself again?
(internalprimate, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:17, archived)
# Here, hold that motion,
I'll fetch a stool.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:19, archived)
# Well, fuck you all.
I thought poo jokes were funny.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:24, archived)
# pfffft
No way matey!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:18, archived)
# There actually is an opticians in Cambridge
with photos in the window which are deliberately blurry. It's a disgrace!

/EDIT: woo to the pic by the way :)
(allergic to curry, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:11, archived)
# There in an Opticians in Aberdeen....
...called 'I. Strain Opticians' - the guys name is Ian I think.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:15, archived)
# i once saw a van
that said 'I. Blow Plumbers' on the side
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:20, archived)
# I wonder
what other cons go unnoticed by the public in the retail industry...
(MutantMole, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:15, archived)
# Wherezat then?
(Cheeley - which is what makes time travel possible, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:20, archived)
# heh
I think I know the one you mean. Yay for cambridge b3tans. Wonder how many there are...
(darkwavepunk, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:47, archived)
# Woo ! Yay !
Excellent work.
(MutantMole, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:12, archived)
# There's a shop
that sells Politicians?
(Dekker, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:18, archived)
# Hee hee
I love that!
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:17, archived)
# woo
and yay
(ChowRiit, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:25, archived)
# There's something strange in everyone of us
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:06, archived)
# Hahahahaha
There's alot strange in me
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:07, archived)
# ; )
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:08, archived)
# I hate it when that happens
Really distracts me.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:07, archived)
# erugh!
jon tickle just came out of that man's head! gross!

w/y/h!
(I helped save b3ta! Heather S likes making stuff., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:07, archived)
# i thought it was
that linkin park arsehole.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:09, archived)
# Chester Bedingfield?
I thought it was that Newsround presenter.
(I helped save b3ta! dirty barry, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:11, archived)
# john craven?
weird.
(I helped save b3ta! notshiny, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:14, archived)
# Woo
Yay
(I helped save b3ta! Gazelle_Hunter, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:09, archived)
# You're mad mate
Mad, I say
(Indole Ring, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:15, archived)
# yay
look ma! no sticks/wires! just yarn and stuffing. (gr33dy's blob)
(I helped save b3ta! Heather S likes making stuff., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:04, archived)
# Woohoo!
Blobtastic. That was quick!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:04, archived)
# You
are just so talented.

Once again, I'll be the one sitting in the corner, green with envy.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:05, archived)
# woo!
that am most impressive
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:05, archived)
# Woo!
(1, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:06, archived)
# Good
skill
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:08, archived)
# that's better than the original
i shall be first against the wall for saying that.
(I helped save b3ta! andythetwig, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:12, archived)
# ARGH!
Its like a one headed FEAR!
But better :-D
(I helped save b3ta! Generationgav, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:14, archived)
# might try that next
maybe he'll be less floppy than the original plush fear jiva made... it would involve lots of different yarn colours though so i can't make it today...
(I helped save b3ta! Heather S likes making stuff., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:18, archived)
# oh and.
(I helped save b3ta! Heather S likes making stuff., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:19, archived)
# yes it is a pea-roast
but its been over a year and I was cleaning out my web folder and found these gems

Furtive a site

Eubank a site

Yoda a site

Edit: While on topic why not go and rate the shite windows stuff

all new window clicky for you convenience

(cheers to Hugo)
(MadMich, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:01, archived)
# Classics, each and every one.
Did you do "tourettes a site" too?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:05, archived)
# Incidentally
"furtive a site" is still active in the toolbox in m3ss3ng3r.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:06, archived)
# Did we do tourettes a site too?
cough

Though tryin to keep it quiet now cos we got SO many complaints from webmasters accusing us of stealing their site and adding sweary stuff to them. Twats

(MadMich, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:08, archived)
# Humourless bastards.
That's still active in m3ss3ng3r too by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:09, archived)
# Oh. thats where they're getting it from
One guy was amazed that a page he'd only put up 5 minutes before we'ed managed to download, add swear words to and re upload in such a quick time. Some people don't get it :-)
(MadMich, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:11, archived)
# some people
got very upitty about the "without my pants" one.

They just didn't find pants amusing. I had run a message board through it, and one person decided that everyone on the mesasge board was being very childish. No, just me :)

Someone else got very worried about viruses, and told me to be careful.

Doh
(Flower has a new job!, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:14, archived)
# would that be the
round the twist one?
(MadMich, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:17, archived)
# Oh yes
The front page looks great through that one.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:22, archived)
# that one
is my favourite.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:10, archived)
# hooray
i remember them.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:07, archived)
# Who is this Nellyphant?


Ah, "Boo and Naf" for effort me thinks.
(Demoniac, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:58, archived)
# Wot no plaster?
God, I hate that narcissistic git.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:59, archived)
# Darn Plasters!
They never stick when you want them too. I guess it fell off.

Or perhaps I just forget. Oops.
(Demoniac, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:01, archived)
# i never
understood the whole plaster thing.

Was he trying to prove he shaved?
(Flower has a new job!, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:06, archived)
# Top
punnage-ing-ness
(I helped save b3ta! D3xt3r Don't take any guff from these fucking swine...., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:00, archived)
# #It's gettin' hot in here,
So pack yo' trunk right up,
I'm gonna bugger off,
And leave this badass circus.#
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:01, archived)
# its getting hot in here
can you turn the heating down
I dont want - to get
a flippin big gaaasss biiiiillll

(C) Pitman

** I just spotted myself on the front page - thanks whoever decided to whack it up
(el_pollo_diablo, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:04, archived)
# yay
to Nellie the Elephant!

To Bombay
A travelling circus came
They brought an intelegent elephant
and Nellie was her name

One dark night
she slipt her iron chain, and of she ran
to Hindustan and was never seen again

oooooooooooooooooo...
Nellie the elephant pack her trunk and
said goodbye to the circus
of she road with a trumety trump
trump trump trump

Nellie the elephant packed her trunk
and trumbled of to the jungle
of she road with a thrumety trump
trump trump trump

Night by night she danced to the circus band
When Nellie was leading the big parade she looked
so proud and grand

No more tricks for Nellie to performe
They taught her how to take a bow and she tooked
to crowd by storm

oooooooooooooooooo...
Nellie the elephant pack her trunk and
said goodbye to the circus
of she road with a trumety trump
trump trump trump

Nellie the elephant packed her trunk
and trumbled of to the jungle
of she road with a thrumety trump
trump trump trump

The head of the heard was calling far far away
they meet one night in silver light
on the road to Mandaley

oooooooooooooooooo...
Nellie the elephant pack her trunk and
said goodbye to the circus
of she road with a trumety trump
trump trump trump

Nellie the elephant packed her trunk
and trumbled of to the jungle
of she road with a thrumety trump
trump trump trump

and woo to the Toy Dolls!
(radja, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:20, archived)
# yay
I did one like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:21, archived)
# Damn You.
For being quicker and more talented.

I actually did my inferior version for a different board, but was forced to post it here too.
(Demoniac, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:39, archived)
#


There's a bigger version here
(captainskace, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:58, archived)
# that's a bit special
woo
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:59, archived)
# These are ace.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:59, archived)
# arr skace me lad
tis rather good
(iguanaboy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:01, archived)
# gorgeous
have one of these:
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:02, archived)
# that's superb
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:15, archived)
# Now that the verdict is out:
slapper....
'take it to popbitch'.....yes I know
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:54, archived)
# I'd slap 'er
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:55, archived)
# woo
i concur
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:55, archived)
# I'd still do her, though.
But then, if it's got a backbone, I'll do it.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:55, archived)
# Did I mention
I'm having a spine-ectomy this afternoon?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:57, archived)
# *crosses HP off list*
You win this round, but let me tell you, this is not over.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:59, archived)
# hahaha
v.good.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:56, archived)
# yes yes yes yes yes yes
very true.

lying turkey necked bitch
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:57, archived)
# hehe
nice, we call her turkey neck too.
([]DOo []DOo, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:58, archived)
# woo!
righto, burfday boy is off back doon the pub!!!
yay for days off!

so far, i have recieved NO presents :(
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:57, archived)
#
pressie.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:59, archived)
# that's
a gif though
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:00, archived)
# thankyou.
how do i open it then?
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:00, archived)
# with your teeth
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:01, archived)
# will that
ruin my flat screen?
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:02, archived)
# It's a risk...
...worth taking!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:03, archived)
# /repost


woo too
(Barry Bethal, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:00, archived)
# arf
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:03, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha
superb!
(Mattyboy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:06, archived)
# sex education for under 5's?

now I know my abc
(wez, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:51, archived)
# classssss
dismissed :D
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:51, archived)
# That's rather clever you know?
Have a woo!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:51, archived)
# Larger Flash version, with sound.
Now that would be viral material.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:54, archived)
# I don't use flash at the mo
but feel free to do what you want.
true type font anyone... :)
(wez, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:57, archived)
# Now that
is bloody clever!

woo
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:52, archived)
# How odd.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:52, archived)
# Awesome
but you'll give the kids poor handwriting skills.
(mrfalafel, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:52, archived)
# hehe
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:53, archived)
# Hahahahah
a cock - how rare on b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:53, archived)
# Yes, I haven't seen one of them here ever.
(1, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:57, archived)
# plenty of
=3oE=
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:59, archived)
# that
is too good.

(bit slower maybe?)
(I helped save b3ta! fishsticks, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:53, archived)
# Arf
Genius!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:54, archived)
# smelly
:)
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:54, archived)
# Not only that
but I've got a great little white patch on top of me head too!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:02, archived)
# did you get pooed on?
by a seagull, rather than solly...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:05, archived)
# Not as badly
as Gibbon did.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 12:09, archived)
# Wow
just wow!
(I helped save b3ta! sunny_jimbob, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:55, archived)
# that's really
really clever woo!
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 11:55, archived)

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