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This is a link post The 10 Dirtiest Moments in Game Show History
Some of these kind of make me glad we didn't grow up in the sexist world our parents did.

Also:

Some of these kind of make me sad we didn't grow up in the sexist world our parents did.

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(, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 2:43, Reply)
This is a normal post awwwww
they didn't have the paedo one. the canadian.
(, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 2:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Fergie Oliver
Just like Mom
(, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 3:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Classic
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uW-KlTCOvgs

:D
(, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 3:18, Reply)
This is a normal post almost certain that was made by a b3tan....

(, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 11:30, Reply)
This is a link post Scott Pilgrim Avatar Creator


Man, I'm a huge nerd for this sort of thing. Avatar creators *AND* Scott Pilgrim. Awesome series. Can't wait for the movie.
(, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 2:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm looking forward to this too
But it would be even better if they had used the song which inspired the name (warning, sound quality of the uploaded video sucks, but the song rocks)

EDIT: I just found out that it is on the soundtrack, though all early reports were that it wouldn't be used in the film.
www.edgarwrighthere.com/2010/06/pitchfork-have-the-all-the-info-on-the-scott-pilgrim-soundtrack/
(, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 2:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Never knew about this!
Thanks!
(, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 4:08, Reply)
This is a link post Concrete & Abstract Factors of the Human Mind
interesting fella
(, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 1:05, Reply)
This is a normal post hooray for philosophy!
Let's transcendentally deduce the pure concepts of the understanding,
through the medium of song!
(, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 1:41, Reply)
This is a link post Mike Bassett - If

(, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 0:55, Reply)
This is a normal post :)
made me go on a little youtube journey, rather like this one :) www.youtube.com/watch?v=aofwkcjRdQI
(, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 1:31, Reply)
This is a link post Karl Pilkington.
Telling it like it is.
(, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 0:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Karl holds that whole show together, he's Ace, if it wasn't for him, it would be on it's knee's....
FACT-O-MONDO!
(, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 1:20, Reply)
This is a normal post hmmm...
..This kind of gives it away as an act, really.
(, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 5:51, Reply)
This is a normal post You don't get to be in such a high position at XFM without being a genius

(, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 6:50, Reply)
This is a normal post hmm... the Ricky Gervais show in BASIC:
10 print "Karl: mildly irreverent but generally unfunny observation"
20 print "Ricky: Exceptionally obnoxious, overly forced, fake laugh"
30 GOTO 10
(, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 8:57, Reply)
This is a normal post b3ta in basic
10 print "hey check out this new comedian"
20 print "this comedian has sold out, i now hate that comedian
30 goto 10
(, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 10:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Hate.

(, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 9:33, Reply)
This is a link post wow, this is a bit gorgeous
Uke cover of Kids by MGMT
was posted back in april, but not at a busy time and more people should hear it!
(, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 23:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Thats fantastic!
Primarily because it's a great cover, but secondly because I had been looking for that song, and had no idea what it was called :D
(, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 1:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Cool =)
Ukes rock. I did a version of Rock and Roll Ain't Noise Pollution once on a little $40 uke. Fun times.

Ukulele Ain't Noise Pollution

S
(, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 3:22, Reply)
This is a link post Cameraman films Grizzly charge. Fills his pants a few seconds later.

Yup.

That's pretty scary.
(, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 23:42, Reply)
This is a normal post he should have shot them
and skinned them.

If he did that for another 16 of them, he would have gotten an achievement.
(, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 23:51, Reply)
This is a normal post (does no-one play red dead redemption?)
*tumbleweed*
(, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 1:30, Reply)
This is a normal post *fortmercer*

(, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 6:53, Reply)
This is a normal post
Just passed into Mexico way. Bloody love that game.
(, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes
*shoots tumbleweed*

*then skins it*
(, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:58, Reply)
This is a normal post wow
must have been chuffing difficult to not shoot one in the face, thats what my pansy reflexes would have done
(, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 23:56, Reply)
This is a normal post FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKKK

(, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 0:04, Reply)
This is a normal post He had special equipment with him
balls the size of coconuts.
(, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 1:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I speak a bit of Bear
(or is it beer?)
And they were saying - "GET ORFF MY FUCKING LAAAAND!"
(, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 1:24, Reply)
This is a normal post IT'S COMIN' STRAIGHT FO' US!

(, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 1:44, Reply)
This is a link post What happened next

www.mofilm.com/blog/2010/06/22/critics-choice-award-an-apology/

MOFILM would like to issue a direct apology to community involved with the recent Nokia MiniMo contest and Will Tribble.
It has come to our attention that the Critics Award winner “Forrest Chump” was not an original creation, as required by the terms and conditions of the competition but had been copied from Will’s Tribble’s “Forrest Gump in One Minute, in One Take”, which can be seen here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOvgJ0TxdfI. This issue should have been dealt with as soon as it was flagged however it was not. We will be holding a full review of the administration of this competition.
We would like apologise unreservedly once more for this error. We didn’t realise that the film that we chose was a copy, we would have instantly removed the submission from the competition if we had. As it stands, the original winner has now had their prizes revoked and we will be announcing a new winner soon.
Will Tribble has also been invited to the London Film Festival as the guest of MOFILM and the One Minute One Take film will be shown during the MOFILM London Film Festival ceremony.
(, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 22:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay for justice
:D
(, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 22:38, Reply)
This is a normal post For great justice!
Nice one. I bet the smile has been wiped off the guy who's medal was taken from them!
(, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 22:43, Reply)
This is a normal post
well done to MOFILM for taking the responsibility and the initiative to put this right.
(, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 22:50, Reply)
This is a normal post
Good shit.

I only wish they filmed the winner as they got their prizes taken away.
(, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 22:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Huzzah!

(, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 22:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay for fairness!
Kudos to them for such swift action!
(, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 22:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Hooray!!
Congratulations Will, and congratulations to the power of the intermajigs!!
(, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 23:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Result!
Good stuff
(, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 23:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Sthcore!!

(, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 23:04, Reply)
This is a normal post what is this?
and why do I care?
(, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 23:05, Reply)
This is a normal post because you should!
and would if it was you! ;)
b3ta.com/links/487214#post487276
(, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 23:07, Reply)
This is a normal post win win win win
:D I love a happy ending ;)
(, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 23:06, Reply)
This is a normal post hooray!!

(, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 23:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I turned the computer on to check /links and see if there anything had come of this
and it's top link on the page.

Congrats dude, happy it all worked out for you :)
(, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 23:11, Reply)
This is a normal post ahhh great
I wonder if she's out in Cannes blissfully unaware of the shitstorm she's coming back to
(, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 23:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Well she's admitted to copying, so I guess she knows.
edit: www.nokiaminimo.com/blog/?p=511
(, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 23:18, Reply)
This is a normal post ahaha great

(, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 23:23, Reply)
This is a normal post The tagline of the blog reads:
Across the UK, students are making movies on their mobiles in a bid to win a trip to Cannes.
Some are clever, some are beautiful, many are downright daft.


Does the second line refer to the movies, or the students?

Woo to justice!
(, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 2:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent

(, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 23:21, Reply)
This is a normal post woo yay hooplah!
with a cherry on top!
(, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 23:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I've not seen
a hooplah dealt in years.
(, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 0:49, Reply)
This is a normal post i always liked hooplah
it definitely deserves a revival
(, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 1:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Fantastic news!!

(, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 23:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking brilliant :D

(, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 23:31, Reply)
This is a normal post yay !
epic link fail mind..
(, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 23:35, Reply)
This is a normal post hooray!

(, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 23:36, Reply)
This is a normal post hooray!
Why do people do this? grr
I went to uni with Samantha Beeston youthoughtwewouldntnotice.com/blog3/?p=3896
(, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 23:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow! If there was a prize for doing this kind of thing
I'd win it by pretending I'd done what she had.
(, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 6:58, Reply)
This is a normal post See also Laromlabs
for a Music version consequenceofsound.net/2008/04/03/laromlabs-career-is-over/
(, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 7:01, Reply)
This is a normal post bravo : D
What in the good name of god was she thinking, the silly, silly girl
(, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 23:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay to mofilm
Yay to Will Tribble
Boo to the copying tosspots
(, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 23:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Good.
Now someone should go and cunt those thieving fuckers in the fuck.
(, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 0:01, Reply)
This is a normal post w00t
That's good, they should have given you the prize. Yours is a hundred times better too!
(, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 0:14, Reply)
This is a normal post That is
most excellent news!
(, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 0:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Whey...
...hey!

Nice one internet peeps
(, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 0:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant Stuff!
Always love a happy ending :)
(, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 1:05, Reply)
This is a normal post b3ta power at its best!
Enjoy the LFF
(, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 1:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Get in
saw this unfold earlier, glad you got your kudos, and hey! this probably means your famous enough to shag Jordan now, which i suppose is a plus
(, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 1:09, Reply)
This is a normal post haha, awesome.
Though I think you don't have to be that famous to shag Jordan.
(, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:04, Reply)
This is a normal post HA!
nice one
(, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 1:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Well Done Lad

Well done. It's not Cannes but it nice to see your work rewarded.

And kudos to Nokia for doing the right thing.

Cheers
(, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 1:36, Reply)
This is a normal post YES!!!

(, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 1:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Prize revoked...
...But we were already told that they were in Cannes. Sent packing on the first plane home?

It sounds to me like the people organizing the competition tried to sweep it under the rug, and say its too late, but higher management has stepped in and demanded that it be dealt with properly.

Internet 1 - lazy twats 0.
(, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 5:54, Reply)
This is a normal post The best thing about Nokia
is they are not Apple
(, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 8:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Hurrah!
Very pleased about this.
(, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 8:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Huzzah!
Also damn, beat me to it!

But again, thanks so much to everyone for their support! You are all brilliant and clever and sexy and amazing!
(, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 9:32, Reply)
This is a link post Afghan Soldiers Smoking with British Troops
"Just shoot them Maaaaaan"
(, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 22:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I know its not PC to say this
But why is our professional army fighting and dying so that a bunch of medieval tribesmen can take power from a slightly worse bunch of medieval fuckwits

-edit- nice link by the way :)
(, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 22:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Because the slightly better tribesmen
are slightly more friendly towards us.
(, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 22:47, Reply)
This is a normal post ...this week.
(Edit) Having said that we are giving them power, resources and weapons so personally, I can't see any way whatsoever that this might be a bad thing.
(, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 22:50, Reply)
This is a normal post
It's all about that liquid gold - Oil
(, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 22:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought it was about the heroin trade
of which the royal is heavily involved
allegedley
(, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 22:59, Reply)
This is a normal post
They're building an oil pipeline that goes from Iraq, up to Russia across Europe and then into America.
There's not a lot of that black liquid left in the world.
It has to go through Afghanistan, they want a piece of the pie, but it's not worked out.
The military are there to protect the construction of the pipeline, there's nothing else there, other than mountain goats and tribes.
Why do you think we are there? This war will go on for years...
(, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 1:32, Reply)
This is a normal post And now several trillion dollars worth of useful minerals...

(, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 23:12, Reply)
This is a normal post British soldiers dying for a country that decriminalised rape.
explain that.
(, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 22:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Economics
You'll find it's what's been causing conflicts for millennia
(, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 1:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Nah, human nature causes conflicts
Anything else is just a convenient excuse
(, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 2:50, Reply)
This is a normal post we all know it's fucking retarded and pointless.
politicians are cunts.
(, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 22:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I suppose if I was from that crap country and was hot and going to die
I'd hit that hashish as well...

Suck to be standing with that soldier if you were a Brit, though.
(, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 22:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Suck more to be standing slightly down range of him

(, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 23:29, Reply)
This is a normal post If I'm going to get my balls blown off for a word,
my word is... uhm....
(, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 6:24, Reply)
This is a link post Unsexy album covers

(, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:58, Reply)
This is a normal post This needs a reply
as it had me in stitches :)

Of course you could probably make a top 10 from everything Prince ever released
(, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 22:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Errr
Why do they have an album cover that features Jane Fonda as Barbarella listed in an "Unsexy Album Covers" top ten? (And at #3 at that...?!?)

That's just wrong.
(, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 8:42, Reply)
This is a link post Human Centipede cat toy
you know, for cats :D
(, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I would never give it to my Cat
it'd give it ideas... :S
(, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:49, Reply)
This is a normal post That is great
but $100?
(, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 23:00, Reply)
This is a normal post My cat would love that
:)
(, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 23:44, Reply)
This is a link post Only for the "Fred Dibnah Appreciation Society"
How to remove the top of a chimney stack
(, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely :)
Wish I'de met him when I had the chance at Masham Steam Fair. Should be a statue of the guy really...
(, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:36, Reply)
This is a normal post There is
polishrail.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/dibnah_statue.jpg
(, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Is that a Dr in front of his name?
Or are my eyes just being wonky?

EDIT: yes it is, Honorary Doctor of Technology from Robert Gordon university in Aberdeen
Also Birmingham
(, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep : )

(, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:45, Reply)
This is a normal post ah nice :) cheers :)

(, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 22:32, Reply)
This is a normal post my mate lou does a tribute song
he left nothing in his will for the wife , its called nowt for the bitches
(, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 22:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Excitingly, I've got the DVD of this.
Also several other F. Dibnah works, the bloke was a hero. Greatest living Englishman until he.. like.. died. So now it's Guy Martin, and that's true.
(, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 23:09, Reply)
This is a normal post He was a legend.

(, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 0:45, Reply)
This is a link post A-Team Dwarfs!
Wrong or funny I can't decide, but it is ripe for a 'shop or three!

Don't let the scary URL put u off is SFW
(, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 20:54, Reply)
This is a normal post i love
riot clit shave.
She finds so many weird photos...
that one is definitely odd..
(, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 23:32, Reply)
This is a link post Star Trek Tik Tok
Probably the only thing that could get me through this whole song. I'll admit, it's a bit clever. Or maybe it isn't and I'm just a fool for this sort of thing.
(, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 20:46, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
Unexpected McCoy!
(, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 20:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I was naming the episodes as it went
This part of it, I found a lot of fun.
(, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 1:51, Reply)
This is a link post can i just give my apologies now?

(, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 20:43, Reply)
This is a link post Meet Your Strawman
Now you've watched this,
this link;
www.b3ta.com/links/Common_law_and_how_to_piss_off_a_courtoom
may make a little more sense.

Or possibly not, as it is all very complex, intentionally so.

HAPPY STUDYING!
(, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 20:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Right: here we go.
0:50 - As I explained yesterday, it's kind of true that there's a difference between biological people and legal persons: the law doesn't recognise personality in a foetus, which is why it can be lawfully killed up to term, although a premature baby can't be, even if the only difference is geography. Let's see how this pans out...
1:25 - Eh? This just makes no sense.
1:40 - Oh, an All-seeing-Eye motif. Quelle surprise And dodgy etymology, too. For the record, and assuming you think the origin of the word important here, "register" comes ultimately from the Latin regestum, which means "list". See, this is what happens when you base your understanding of the law on wishful thinking and a passing glance at a dictionary rather than... erm... any understanding of the law whatsoever. On we go...
2:04 - "Then they can start the process all over again..." Who are "they", precisely? And what're they up to? There's no hint of an answer to these questions yet. I wonder if there will be?
2:11 - Oh, it's revenue. For whom, and why, is as yet unexplained. What have taxes ever paid for, eh? I mean, apart from roads, housing, health, schools, basic infrastructure...
2:20 - This is simply nonsense. You have to be a REALLY bad parent before the state'll intervene - and such intervention doesn't seem at all sinister to me. If you're harming your child, the state ought to take it away.
2:27 - Oh, dear. What's implied by the reference to Chatham House rules? Only that the person who made the film doesn't know what the phrase means...
2:35 - Yes. People who take children from abusive households are EXACTLY like the SS.
2:40 - This is gibberish, and makes sense only on the basis of the misunderstanding of legal personality I outlined yesterday and at the head of this post.
2:45 - Eh? "Mr", "Mrs" and "Ms" are simple honorifics. Really.
2:50 - Hahahahahaha! Do people actually believe this stuff?
3:05 - This is simply nonsense.
3:13 - Nonsense that's likely to get gullible fools into trouble.
3:15 - Unadulterated nonsense.
4:02 - Well, that motto has a deeply ironic significance, in the circumstances...

Well, it's quite a well-made little film, I'll grant you. But it's utter balderdash, and treating it as a reliable guide to the law is a bit like treating The Hunting of the Snark as a reliable guide to the fauna of the Serengeti.
(, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 20:47, Reply)
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(, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 20:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Ummmm... okaaaaaaay
*backs away slowly*
(, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Even if this was true
Surely the strawman thing would apply to all contracts, including that little one on bank notes that says "we promise to pay the bearer of this note five pounds", meaning its the strawman that has the money anyway, and any unjust money changing hands between the two (if you insist on enforcing a separation) is entirely on the part of the real person using the money the straw man is entitled to through the contracts which earned it.
(, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I can't be arsed watching the video
Watched a bit of the other one, looked like bullshit to me. But I don't know enough to comment really, just glad theres a clever bloke like you to really.


I find it funny how similar ideologically people into this anti-state stuff are to people like Bush and Cheyney etc. Food for thought.

Anyway when my Socialist revolution comes, they will all be first against the wall.
(, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Right then
tell you what I will volunteer to do the stuff that you need to do to become a freeman on the land and let you know how it pans out
Can't hurt and I have nothing better to do
(, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 22:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you
for posting this. There are a whole bunch of issues to do with identity which are big and real and merit more public discussion, and questioning. But stuff like this is just paranoid and badly informed, and worst of all, if you have legitimate worries or questions about the difference between legal and biological people, you risk being aligned with these folk.

Plus I hate hate hate bogus etymology. Understand=Stand Under? So if I overtake someone on the motorway, have I annexed their car? Do undertakers drag people to the centre of the earth? Grrr...
(, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 0:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Tinfoil hats ahoy!!!

(, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:28, Reply)
This is a normal post BEWARE!

(, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 22:43, Reply)
This is a normal post This is an enormous pile of bollocks from beginning to end
Confused thinking, paranoia and just plain untruth. No offence, great forum.
(, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 23:25, Reply)
This is a normal post
I blame the French - Bastards!
(, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 23:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Wait...
...is this video being ironic or isn't it? I don't know if it is taking the piss out of the pigshit stupid claims made by tearoom lawyers, or promoting them.
(, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 0:20, Reply)
This is a link post Keanu URL Shortener
Adverts displayed goes to charity in honour of Keanu Reeves.

All because of one picture starting off a mass trend.
(, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 20:00, Reply)
This is a normal post He was just eating a sandwich on a bench.
I don't get it.
(, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 20:22, Reply)
This is a normal post
There was more emotion in that picture than in any of his performances.
(, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 21:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Woah
That's totaly bogus dude.


He had awesome sacting skills in The Day The Earth Stood Still where he played an emotionless alien.
(, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 0:05, Reply)

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