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This is a link post The Daily Mail Cancer Song

(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 12:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I think "bacon" and "ham" are a little redundant really.

(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:46, Reply)
This is a link post "THIS IS HIP HOP"
I hope you're all taking notes?
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 12:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Everythingisterrible is such an awesome site
I think I'm going to live there
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 12:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Teh
Silleh!

A hip here and a hip here. Pfft.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 12:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I think what she's saying, is that...
...the hip-hop dancing that happened after the hip-hop dancing that happened in the past, in the future, will never be the same as the hip-hop dancing that happened after the hip-hop dancing that happened before... AND, in fact, if the hip-hop dancing that happened in the past were to happen again in the future - the hip-hop dancing that would happen after the hip-hop dancing that happened in the past in the future would be totally different to any hip-hop dancing that may have happened or would have happened after the hip-hop dancing that had happened previously, before the previous hip-hop dancing that happened after the hip-hop dancing that happened before.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 12:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I will never get tired of this.

(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Damn, her shapes is tight for a honky.

(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post honky?
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/wav/65b7b935fb8e0e02097f0531876a5abb_horn.wav ????
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 12:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I may try this later on.
Fo sho
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 12:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I had to turn that off
It's unbearable
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 12:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Great Tips!
I do hope this will get the the ladieesshh.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 12:52, Reply)
This is a normal post wait!
Which bits make it hip-hop?
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 14:21, Reply)
This is a link post Nic Cage Drugs Cats

(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Drugs are bad, mmkay?

(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I think what Nicolas Cage is trying to say is...
...the things that happened after the things that happened in the past, in the future, will never be the same as the things that happened after the things that happened before... AND, in fact, if the things that happened in the past were to happen again in the future - the things that would happen after the thing that happened in the past in the future would be totally different to anything that may have happened or would have happened after the things that had happened previously, before the previous things that happened after the things that happened before.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:53, Reply)
This is a normal post CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME!!
*of cats on drugs
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Drugs are bad m'kay?

(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 13:18, Reply)
This is a link post Consequences will never be the same
Poor kid is very upset, and thats not good, but dad is an absolute hoot.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:08, Reply)
This is a normal post So, kids are winding me up... I'll show them its really upsetting me, that'll make them stop

(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:20, Reply)
This is a normal post
especially when they see my whole family is really angry about it
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Did you know I'm actually asked into schools to teach about anti bullying (100% fact)
but frankly, it's not freaking difficult to understand. Scrap this citizenship BS and start teaching kids how to behave towards each other.

Oh, and perhaps there should be an exam before your allowed to be a parent.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:26, Reply)
This is a normal post and also
Sterilise people with low IQs.... and some northerners
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:27, Reply)
This is a normal post My youngest son (10) was being bullied at school and the school was aware but doing nothing.
I said that the next time it happened tell them you are going to hit them if they don't stop (fair warning), then when they don't stop, hit them as hard as you can - just once. Then I'll come to school and talk to the head and back you up all the way.

Worked perfectly. My son was exonerated and the other boy's parents were carpeted.

They're good friends now.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 12:02, Reply)
This is a normal post wish you had been my dad.

(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 12:22, Reply)
This is a normal post :)

(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 12:31, Reply)
This is a normal post unfortunately I'm not allowed to teach this to other peoples kids, but it is what my kids will be taught

(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 20:41, Reply)
This is a normal post ^
This
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:22, Reply)
This is a normal post CONSEQUENCES WILL....NEVER....BE.....THE SAME!

(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:24, Reply)
This is a normal post i don't understand that...
anyone?
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post It's obvious. He's saying that consequences...that is...consequences of things that have happened in the past...
...and the ways in which they have happened (in the past) in the future won't be...they're not going to be the same as what they have been. In the way that they will be different to the other ones that are different to the new ones and therefore won't be the same...not just now but ever. We will never see the same ones again as they have been. Before.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Aaah...
*shoots throat*
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I think what Jimbotfu is trying to say is that...
...the things that happened after the things that happened in the past, in the future, will never be the same as the things that happened after the things that happened before... AND, in fact, if the things that happened in the past were to happen again in the future - the things that would happen after the thing that happened in the past in the future would be totally different to anything that may have happened or would have happened after the things that had happened previously, before the previous things that happened after the things that happened before.

I think that's cleared things up.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:45, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ Yes. This.

(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:58, Reply)
This is a normal post or to simplify that further... He's saying that consequences...that is...consequences of things that have happened in the past...
...and the ways in which they have happened (in the past) in the future won't be...they're not going to be the same as what they have been. In the way that they will be different to the other ones that are different to the new ones and therefore won't be the same...not just now but ever. We will never see the same ones again as they have been. Before.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 12:33, Reply)
This is a normal post oh noees
Teh Cybaa poohleees
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:25, Reply)
This is a normal post

(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 12:10, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha

(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 12:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I felt quite sorry for her.
I certainly hope that doesnt happen to my daughter. Although I wouldnt put it on youtube either.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Did she set up
a "Raoul Moat Iz a Legend" Facebook page or summit?
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:36, Reply)
This is a normal post She put up a video saying the haters should such her imaginary dick and get aids
and that she was going to shoot people in the head who didn't like her videos.

Certain parts of the internet thought she didn't know what hate really was... lol.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 12:11, Reply)
This is a normal post
She needs to turn off the internet and her webcam, go outside of her front door, and get an fucking life!
Problem solved
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:44, Reply)
This is a normal post ahahaha
says a fucking b3ta addict!

THERE IS NOTHING OUTSIDE!!!! IT'S ALL LIES!!!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Starting to sound like Truckers in here...

(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 13:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Urgh.
Now you've got me curious.

What happened anyway? I'm at work and I can't really put that video on a decent volume.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I think mrdogshit sums it up best
...the things that happened after the things that happened in the past, in the future, will never be the same as the things that happened after the things that happened before... AND, in fact, if the things that happened in the past were to happen again in the future - the things that would happen after the thing that happened in the past in the future would be totally different to anything that may have happened or would have happened after the things that had happened previously, before the previous things that happened after the things that happened before.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I think I just shat inside myself.

(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 12:08, Reply)
This is a normal post What Man of face means, is that
...the shit that came out after the shit that came out in the past, in the future, will never be the same as the shit that came out after the shit that came out before... AND, in fact, if the shit that came out in the past were to come out again in the future - the shit that would come out after the shit that came out in the past in the future would be totally different to any shit that may have come out or would have come out after the shit that had come out previously, before the previous shit that came out after shitting inside himself.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 12:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I believe
she posted videos of how she's 'perfect in every way' and how she has ' three perfect boyfriends' and so 4chan caught wind and attacked. One thing I don't understand is how her parents are ok with her going out with 3 older men, at the age of 11.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 14:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Would

(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 13:19, Reply)
This is a normal post She's 11 apparently.
Tsk...kids these days, etc.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 13:45, Reply)
This is a normal post damn just too old

(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 13:59, Reply)
This is a normal post taken from the comments
www.youtube.com/user/KerliGirl13
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 14:06, Reply)
This is a normal post CHRIST.
NOT SAFE FOR ANYTHING!!!
*burns hard drive*
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 14:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Jeeesus remove that image
she's 11
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 14:21, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah thanks for the warning

(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post ARGH!
THE POLICE ARE GON' BACKTRACE ME NOW, THANKS! :(
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Dude
remove the image, things like that can get people in serious trouble.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 16:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Ya dun goofed up!
The cyber police have backtraced this post, and now consequences will NEVER be the same!
(, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 2:38, Reply)
This is a normal post going by some of her past videos...
she seems to have set herself up for being knocked down. Don't spread your life over the internet if you don't want people to shoot you down, especially if your really, really annoying.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post http://gawker.com/5589103/how-the-internet-beat-up-an-11+year+old-girl

(, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 21:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Taxi.......taken from
the same website.
(, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 5:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah yes.
I just thought people may not have seen the full story is all. :-)
(, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 11:31, Reply)
This is a link post LOOK AT MY VAGINA !!!!!!!
female ball starer
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I want food!
genius :)
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:33, Reply)
This is a link post New spice - Study like a scholar, scholar.
Nicely done parody of the old spice ads.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 10:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Thats rather brill.

(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh wonderful!
Great concept nicely executed! :)
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha! Brilliantly done - even down to the voice ;)
Libraries are sexy.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Okay, that was excellent

(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:15, Reply)
This is a normal post did he just call it a "lie berry"?

(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Merkin pronounciation
like aluminum and nucular.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:28, Reply)
This is a normal post he says both, perhaps it's a deliberate attempt to please everyone

(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:46, Reply)
This is a normal post There is something beautifully ironic about mispronouncing the name of the place where you learn stuff
I wonder if they can goggle it... ?
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:55, Reply)
This is a normal post excellent and acceptable for a non profit organisation
I can guarantee we will see a lot of these from twatty kids and shit cash in advertising companies though
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Bloomin ace
Will be in a minority of decent parodies,
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I think that it's a brilliant demonstration
of the difference between a parody and a rip-off.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 12:26, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this^
ans as HT said, better it's for something worthwhile than just being ripped off for ca$$$h or by annoying twatty kids
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 12:58, Reply)
This is a normal post That's great!
Watch the backgrounds as well.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 12:16, Reply)
This is a normal post but
why?
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 13:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Im on a cart!
Hyaah
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 13:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahah
*likes*
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 13:34, Reply)
This is a link post Red Head Gymnast Workout. NSFW
*Dribbles*
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 10:48, Reply)
This is a normal post ranga!
just like our prime minister!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 10:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Your Prime minister
has a face that can be used to slice cheese.....
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 13:18, Reply)
This is a normal post LOG?? is that you?!?

(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 10:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I wish.

(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 10:53, Reply)
This is a normal post fnaar

(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 10:55, Reply)
This is a normal post fnarrr :p

(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I am building quite a mental image of you.

(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:54, Reply)
This is a normal post The hair isn't epic enough :p

(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post oi!
*slap* :p
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 13:06, Reply)
This is a normal post ;)

(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 13:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Slap me! slap me!

(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I followed
Along. And it was a great workout.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 10:52, Reply)
This is a normal post wtf?
totallycrap.com is not here.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 10:53, Reply)
This is a normal post this ^

(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 10:55, Reply)
This is a normal post You can shurrup 'n all.

(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 10:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Will not !
If your going to act like a twelve year old then I will too
: P
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Pack it in, you two or I'll knock your heads together.
/mumthreats/
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:22, Reply)
This is a normal post *raspberries*

(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Yo momma so big
her school photo was taken by nasa.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Yo momma so fat
I tried to run around the bitch and got lost.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Yo momma so fat
when she was sunbating on the beach, greenpeace tried to push her back into the sea.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Yo momma so poor...
she done run after a garbage truck wit a shopping list.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Yo momma so poor
when I saw her kick a can down the street, I asked what she doin' and the bitch said 'movin house'.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 12:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Pfffffhahahaha

(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 12:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Redhead+stretching+sexy underwear=win

(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 10:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Might need to NSFW that....
*bookmarks for later*
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:07, Reply)
This is a normal post will do
soz :)
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Whoa! :D
Great educational vid marred only by a deplorable lack of safety equipment.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:17, Reply)
This is a normal post seems each year they flip a coin to decide whether balistic stretches are good or bad.
What is this year's official advice?
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:34, Reply)
This is a normal post
I think I need to see another demo before deciding
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:37, Reply)
This is a normal post
Another Ginger with no soul
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 12:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Fantastic workout
Really helped me to firm up.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 14:37, Reply)
This is a normal post oh yes
watching this made me do something secret...
i had a cup of tea with ginger nuts..then did a work out..
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 16:22, Reply)
This is a link post looking for challenge source
This isn't the thunderdome I had in mind - way up Dave!'s steeet though, I would imagine.

Scary.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Woo!
Man, i wish i had some speed right now.

Don't think the rest of the office would be too impressed though. :/
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 13:17, Reply)
This is a link post Cat Face 21 I made this!
Yet another Cat Face.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay!
As I've always thought Catface sounds like Thierry Henry, I thought he might have gone to New York for his holidays.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Hehehe!
The best bit was all of it. :)
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:35, Reply)
This is a normal post *applauds*

(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:38, Reply)
This is a normal post su perwb
Great stuff!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:50, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha!
I LOLed when he was scuba diving, reminded me of my cat's thoughts when he sits by the aquarium...
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 10:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Aaand he flies thru the air 'cos it's easier to animate,
Catface!

Love it! ;)
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 10:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Fab stuff!
They just get better and better :D
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:19, Reply)
This is a normal post One of the more fun episodes to animate

(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:55, Reply)
This is a link post Jazzkantine - Oop Bop
Have some jazzy summertime German 8-bit goodness.
You'll be humming it all day.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 8:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Shnell!!!!
Video's not bad, but this really confirms to me why Germans shouldn't sing.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Jazz is a universal language
*goes back to stroking his beard*
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Skiddlybopdoboowwwww!

(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Nnnnniiiiiiiiccccccceeeee!
*jazzhands*
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:30, Reply)
This is a normal post haha!
mmaaaammmmmmyyyyyyy!!!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I was expecting Hansen.....
:(
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Your wish is my command!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHozn0YXAeE
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:18, Reply)
This is a normal post ^^

(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Ooh! My bad!
You asked for Hansen, not Hanson....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=19EB1oG6xwE
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 10:09, Reply)
This is a link post Don't F**k with the Gaga! NSFW
slightly NSFW for sweariness
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 8:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I like
I click
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I thank
:)
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:41, Reply)
This is a normal post ooh never seen them before
cheers
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:47, Reply)
This is a link post The Daily Mail's Editorial Agenda as The London Underground I made this!
this took hours, and hours to do..hope it was worth it
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 8:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent stuff.

(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 8:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh! It was!
Aside from all the standards being present and correct: Grayson Perry...sublime choice.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 8:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Magnificent!

(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 8:54, Reply)
This is a normal post
phew...thanks v much!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:00, Reply)
This is a normal post That is ace
Big fat click from me!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I live between
Binge, Menopause and Jerry Hall :-s

With Mohammed Al Fayed as the outside choice

ARG
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:05, Reply)
This is a normal post That is a thing of rare beauty.
But I'm now scared of thumb cancer.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:10, Reply)
This is a normal post memories
I used to commute from sick filth to gordon ramsey every day. Sometimes I used to get delayed for up to 20 minutes at fury on the way home.

God what was I thinking...
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Pro Tip:
Don't post links to stuff you've made on the main board, especially if your username and sig are your website name.

Smacks of spam, y'know?
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:22, Reply)
This is a normal post OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH

(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Oooh, lovely!
Very well done - wallchart free with next weeks Guardian?
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice one :)
Although you should listen to Coasty.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I say!
Top hole.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:39, Reply)
This is a normal post wow
that is great stuff, well done.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I live at 'plastic surgeons'
Shame - i wanted to be immigrant cancer.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 10:15, Reply)
This is a normal post hahah!
nice one, you put b3ta.com in there :)
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 10:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Welldone dude. Its newslettered.

(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 10:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Is the newsletter out already?
/edit. So it is. Fucks up my Friday when it comes out early.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 10:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I know.
Two weeks in a row early. Rob must be ill or summink.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 10:39, Reply)
This is a normal post It's true
Dora the Explorer is the source of all our woes
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 10:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Splen-diddly-doo!!
*cleeeeeeeek*
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes!
I'm at Sex Offenders!
*offends sexually*
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:21, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha my sister used to live at Phil Michell :)
(If that's Hillingdon anyway - I'm a yokel from the provinces and as such am not versed in London transport)

*Click*
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 12:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I was just about to post this from The Guardian.
www.guardian.co.uk/media/mediamonkeyblog/2010/jul/16/daily-mail-london-underground-map?CMP=NECNETTXT766
Excellent work!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 19:19, Reply)
This is a link post CLICK THIS

...you know you want to
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 8:25, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a selection of little Flash animations
that do stuff when you click them. There, a description.

Also the one fourth along made me jump!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 8:28, Reply)
This is a normal post BAH
you spoilt it...I was waiting for the bawwwww complaints ;)
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 8:35, Reply)
This is a link post Elimination Dance NSFW
A short film from Canadian writer/director/actor Don McKellar, featuring him and his wife Tracy Wright, who tragically died of cancer last month. Worth nine minutes. Don't skip the end credits. NSFW for brief nudity.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 4:13, Reply)
This is a normal post It's very Saddest Music in the World.
Nice.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 4:57, Reply)
This is a normal post This pre-dates Saddest Music, interestingly enough
and Maddin thanks McKellar in the credits. But Canadian cinema is rather incestuous. I thought the connection would have been greater between the two.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 5:22, Reply)
This is a link post The Great White Shark Song

(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 2:18, Reply)
This is a normal post
Its a great song and video..
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 2:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh nice!
I used to write lyrics like this, stuff that just 'felt nice to say n hear' whether it rhymed well or not.

'I have held you I need you I hold you, held you near me just like I'm supposed to, could you tell me just what you're opposed to?' etc
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:38, Reply)
This is a link post Teenager eats hottest chilli oin the world, looks like total wimp.
This made me laugh a lot. Young chap eats hottest pepper in the world, fails to be cool about it, whines like a bitch, gets laughed at by girls.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 2:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I once ate a tiny dried chilli in Thailand as a dare
I shat myself almost instantly. Not my finest moment.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 2:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Jay-sus!
Imagine the ring sting a few hours later...
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 3:24, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRlj5vjp3Ko
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 7:15, Reply)
This is a normal post hahah bless his little spindly arms!
The twat!

On a lighter note have a very very cute woman eating the same chilli.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bFZ2INwang&feature=related

I think im in love with Rosa!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 5:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I can only assume she either
has no tongue or is the devil.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:29, Reply)
This is a normal post she's a spicy senorita!
(mmmm.....sexy borderline racism)
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 10:12, Reply)
This is a normal post She is cute
but I'm suspicious of how much chilli she must have had to eat to be able to do that and what effect it has had on her body? Dating her could be a very dangerous game!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:58, Reply)
This is a normal post She should hook up with Mel Gibson
Jacuzzi LOLs FTW
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I know a girl like that
She's absolutely impervious to spice. I have a sneaking suspicion she isn't able to taste it - there's no way you could just front it out and pretend, your face would go all red and you'd cry, like that guy up there ^^^
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 13:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha what a dick.
I've got some Habanero chili powder which is pretty hot. At a house party my brother told a friend about it and said they should try it. He told him only to get a little on his finger tip. My brother licked his finger and got a pin heads worth on the end and ate it. My mate stuck his finger in the pot, then ate it. He drunk 4 pints of milk in world record time and had a big blister on his tongue. People don't realise how hot chilis can be.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 8:11, Reply)
This is a normal post guessing he wont be doing that again

(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 8:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Ate a curry a little while ago that contained the "Devil Chilli"
Didn't make quite such a fuss as this fellow...though I couldn't finish it and was in some considerable discomfort.

Decided that the best way to eat it was after it had been in the fridge overnight...and then only one mouthful every 15 mins or so.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I suspect
he was trying to cop off with one of the giggling ladies, who swoon over his cool friend (The guy who so helpfully shouts "EAT IT!").

Any teenagers reading this: don't do stupid things to impress ladies. It never works. Even in your 30s
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Lies!
Just never do anything stupid after shouting

"hey girls! check this out!"

As this will always end in disaster. And probably scars. But chicks dig them apparently so it's not all bad
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post It's really hot...
apparently.

I'd feel sorry for him but y'know, don't do peer pressure, kids!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 10:30, Reply)
This is a normal post These are my favourites : )
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NNzI3RTZ7I

www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tRq8ExAHzk
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post AHAHAHAHAHA
The top one the guy actually goes the same colour as the chilli
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 13:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Scovilletastic
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHqK-hGuSMc
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 13:13, Reply)
This is a link post Caturday Night At The Movies.... I made this!
showing tonight....The Fly...
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 2:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay! Watch how Brundlecat eats!
Double feature with Jedi Ninja Cat - congrats on 100,000 hits!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 4:24, Reply)
This is a normal post There you are!
I was just wondering this week "what ever happened to Faceburger and the lovely cat vids?"
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 6:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Aceness!
What's the tune?
Is it some KPM lirary music?
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:49, Reply)
This is a link post Man vs food is my new obsession....
I think I first saw a bit of this show here on b3ta, but someone from work was chatting about man v food today. It's great.

Fat man eats big, spicy, salty, disgusting food....

But considering it's on TravelHD, they never go outside of america....that sucks.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 1:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I really
dislike this programme. DISLIKE this bloke, dislike this show. Something about it presses my buttons. I'm not a hippy. I'm not a veggie...but something just fucking turns me off. maybe it's decent television rather than food. It just seems pointless.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 1:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I usually hate programs like this
But I'm a fan of hearty food like this which can kill you.

Maybe for the finale he can have a massive heart attack?
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 2:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd like to state...
that this program is fucking dumb....But it's a guilty pleasure. I feel drawn to it.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 2:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh but you never said it was to be fair..
it's a lovely guilty pleasure.....In which case....Slobber and Slather and pfaff all over the place!!
I know people like it. It's weird. It's nothing offensive..it's just personal taste. I still wouldn't thou..
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 2:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I really like it too and have watched pretty much all of it since that clip was posted the other day
My beef (see what I did there?) is thta there is actually only about 10 minutes of film in these programs, the rest is all

"coming up..."

"next on Man vs Food"

"After the break...can I do the 189lb popcorn challenge?"
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 2:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I like your beef
I hope its not too hot for you....

or you MAY DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


ITS SO HOT AND HUGE..............

Or...
anywy..enjoy..:-)
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 2:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Worlds scariest police chases
SHow all the good bits at the begining
Then show the the full clip
Then show the good bit again
and agian
and agian
Then show the the full clip
Then show the good bit again
and agian
and agian...repeat
John Bunnell was the only saving grace.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:09, Reply)
This is a normal post ^This
Myself & Mrs 1008 have recently started watching this & love it for it's stupidity
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 8:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I watch occasionally with a sort of morbid curiosity.
It's the idea of eating massive food and then being proud of it that gets me. Being able to finish some of the portions that he packs away should be a source of shame.
(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Why bugs me about American doc's...
... they just seem to use this constant "Awesome" accent to connect with the American meat head demographic.

Saying that, David Attenborough's voice really does connect with this nations drug-taking youth demographic
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 2:01, Reply)
This is a normal post believe it or not
a lot of Americans just talk that way.

I think I'd rather hear that than the "Bush" speak any day.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 6:44, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
I work with a Yank and he is always using expressions like that, very enthusiastic about everything, breath of fresh air really considering everyone over here can't be fucking arsed to do anything anymore.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:21, Reply)
This is a normal post It makes me really hungry
But I agree that the guy is pretty obnoxious. HE is always peppering his speech with literary references and he keeps talking about going to Yale. Also, I don't like seeing his cum face everytime he eats a sandwich.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 2:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Better than seeing his sandwich face every time he cums.

(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:35, Reply)
This is a normal post You've heard of this lot?
www.ifoce.com/index.php
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 3:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody hell - 68 hotdogs in 10 minutes. I feel a bit sick.

(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I had one of these the other month.
One. The 'Fat Connery'. And I was *stuffed*. Truly, he is a beast more stomach than man.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 10:48, Reply)
This is a link post phishing trickery
works in firefox/chrome/safari. Let the tab open and give it 20 seconds or so..

No-script will stop it so you need to temporarily allow the page to run scripts.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 1:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I got some text
that didn't say much then lots of gobbledy gook. Have I been Phished?
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 1:38, Reply)
This is a normal post it is only a demo
will not harm ya
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 2:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Phank
phuck phor phat phavast.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 2:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Oooh
Scary stuff.

I don't have a clue about computers in this way - I would definitely fall for this - if I used Gmail
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 2:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Doesn't work in my google phone, but does cause the page to refresh ever so often
:o)
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 7:14, Reply)
This is a normal post The link is to an article about the exploit.
It reloads the page periodically.
The proof of concept is hosted here: www.azarask.in/blog/post/a-new-type-of-phishing-attack/ (linked to from the article).
Visit the site in a tabbed browser then move to another tab. After a while the site will change into a spoof Gmail log-in page.
Very clever!
E: Looks like you've found it already.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Well...
I went to the original linked article and it did nothing save refresh a few times. Clicked on a different article within the site, and after reading it
hit my back button to find a gmail login page.

Except that the Gmail page was fuzzy and looked like a bad screenshot rather than the real Gmail.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 8:18, Reply)
This is a normal post this
which (had it not been a screenshot) may have caught me out.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 8:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh Wow
That is goooood.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Doesn't work in Opera.
Bloody typical! Also the link to a demo lower in the page pops up an alert from AVG. Nothing to see here, move along.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 12:18, Reply)

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