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I think "bacon" and "ham" are a little redundant really.
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Vlad the Inhaler forgot his password, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:46,
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"THIS IS HIP HOP"
I hope you're all taking notes?
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Darklord, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 12:01,
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Everythingisterrible is such an awesome site
I think I'm going to live there
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 12:04,
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Teh
Silleh!
A hip here and a hip here. Pfft.
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1obster twunter.com/I'm bored of it too now, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 12:15,
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I think what she's saying, is that...
...the hip-hop dancing that happened after the hip-hop dancing that happened in the past, in the future, will never be the same as the hip-hop dancing that happened after the hip-hop dancing that happened before... AND, in fact, if the hip-hop dancing that happened in the past were to happen again in the future - the hip-hop dancing that would happen after the hip-hop dancing that happened in the past in the future would be totally different to any hip-hop dancing that may have happened or would have happened after the hip-hop dancing that had happened previously, before the previous hip-hop dancing that happened after the hip-hop dancing that happened before.
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 12:21,
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I will never get tired of this.
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 16 Jul 2010, 12:34,
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Damn, her shapes is tight for a honky.
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Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 12:23,
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honky?
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/wav/65b7b935fb8e0e02097f0531876a5abb_horn.wav ????
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 12:45,
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I may try this later on.
Fo sho
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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 12:27,
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I had to turn that off
It's unbearable
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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 12:29,
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Great Tips!
I do hope this will get the the ladieesshh.
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Emohawk, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 12:52,
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wait!
Which bits make it hip-hop?
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retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Fri 16 Jul 2010, 14:21,
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Nic Cage Drugs Cats
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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:42,
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Drugs are bad, mmkay?
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hoifbjifbef, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:47,
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I think what Nicolas Cage is trying to say is...
...the things that happened after the things that happened in the past, in the future, will never be the same as the things that happened after the things that happened before... AND, in fact, if the things that happened in the past were to happen again in the future - the things that would happen after the thing that happened in the past in the future would be totally different to anything that may have happened or would have happened after the things that had happened previously, before the previous things that happened after the things that happened before.
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:53,
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CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME!!
*of cats on drugs
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..wil, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:56,
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Drugs are bad m'kay?
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boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 13:18,
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Consequences will never be the same
Poor kid is very upset, and thats not good, but dad is an absolute hoot.
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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:08,
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So, kids are winding me up... I'll show them its really upsetting me, that'll make them stop
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Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:20,
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especially when they see my whole family is really angry about it
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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:22,
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Did you know I'm actually asked into schools to teach about anti bullying (100% fact)
but frankly, it's not freaking difficult to understand. Scrap this citizenship BS and start teaching kids how to behave towards each other.
Oh, and perhaps there should be an exam before your allowed to be a parent.
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Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:26,
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and also
Sterilise people with low IQs.... and some northerners
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Emohawk, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:27,
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My youngest son (10) was being bullied at school and the school was aware but doing nothing.
I said that the next time it happened tell them you are going to hit them if they don't stop (fair warning), then when they don't stop, hit them as hard as you can - just once. Then I'll come to school and talk to the head and back you up all the way.
Worked perfectly. My son was exonerated and the other boy's parents were carpeted.
They're good friends now.
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Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 12:02,
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wish you had been my dad.
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JamTallons, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 12:22,
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:)
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Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 12:31,
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unfortunately I'm not allowed to teach this to other peoples kids, but it is what my kids will be taught
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Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 20:41,
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^
This
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sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:22,
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CONSEQUENCES WILL....NEVER....BE.....THE SAME!
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Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:24,
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i don't understand that...
anyone?
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..wil, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:29,
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It's obvious. He's saying that consequences...that is...consequences of things that have happened in the past...
...and the ways in which they have happened (in the past) in the future won't be...they're not going to be the same as what they have been. In the way that they will be different to the other ones that are different to the new ones and therefore won't be the same...not just now but ever. We will never see the same ones again as they have been. Before.
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Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:31,
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Aaah...
*shoots throat*
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..wil, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:39,
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I think what Jimbotfu is trying to say is that...
...the things that happened after the things that happened in the past, in the future, will never be the same as the things that happened after the things that happened before... AND, in fact, if the things that happened in the past were to happen again in the future - the things that would happen after the thing that happened in the past in the future would be totally different to anything that may have happened or would have happened after the things that had happened previously, before the previous things that happened after the things that happened before.
I think that's cleared things up.
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:45,
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^ Yes. This.
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Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:58,
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or to simplify that further... He's saying that consequences...that is...consequences of things that have happened in the past...
...and the ways in which they have happened (in the past) in the future won't be...they're not going to be the same as what they have been. In the way that they will be different to the other ones that are different to the new ones and therefore won't be the same...not just now but ever. We will never see the same ones again as they have been. Before.
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 12:33,
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oh noees
Teh Cybaa poohleees
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Emohawk, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:25,
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Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 12:10,
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hahaha
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 12:26,
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I felt quite sorry for her.
I certainly hope that doesnt happen to my daughter. Although I wouldnt put it on youtube either.
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:33,
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Did she set up
a "Raoul Moat Iz a Legend" Facebook page or summit?
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Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:36,
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She put up a video saying the haters should such her imaginary dick and get aids
and that she was going to shoot people in the head who didn't like her videos.
Certain parts of the internet thought she didn't know what hate really was... lol.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 12:11,
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She needs to turn off the internet and her webcam, go outside of her front door, and get an fucking life!
Problem solved
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Darklord, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:44,
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ahahaha
says a fucking b3ta addict!
THERE IS NOTHING OUTSIDE!!!! IT'S ALL LIES!!!
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 13:56,
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Starting to sound like Truckers in here...
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Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 13:58,
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Urgh.
Now you've got me curious.
What happened anyway? I'm at work and I can't really put that video on a decent volume.
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Man of face http://www.youtube.com/user/MillywiggZ, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:52,
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I think mrdogshit sums it up best
...the things that happened after the things that happened in the past, in the future, will never be the same as the things that happened after the things that happened before... AND, in fact, if the things that happened in the past were to happen again in the future - the things that would happen after the thing that happened in the past in the future would be totally different to anything that may have happened or would have happened after the things that had happened previously, before the previous things that happened after the things that happened before.
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:56,
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I think I just shat inside myself.
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Man of face http://www.youtube.com/user/MillywiggZ, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 12:08,
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What Man of face means, is that
...the shit that came out after the shit that came out in the past, in the future, will never be the same as the shit that came out after the shit that came out before... AND, in fact, if the shit that came out in the past were to come out again in the future - the shit that would come out after the shit that came out in the past in the future would be totally different to any shit that may have come out or would have come out after the shit that had come out previously, before the previous shit that came out after shitting inside himself.
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 12:30,
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I believe
she posted videos of how she's 'perfect in every way' and how she has ' three perfect boyfriends' and so 4chan caught wind and attacked. One thing I don't understand is how her parents are ok with her going out with 3 older men, at the age of 11.
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Chilli Heatwave ,shit, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 14:19,
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Would
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NuffMuff fucks shrubbery, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 13:19,
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She's 11 apparently.
Tsk...kids these days, etc.
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Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 13:45,
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damn just too old
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NuffMuff fucks shrubbery, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 13:59,
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taken from the comments
www.youtube.com/user/KerliGirl13
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weaver., Fri 16 Jul 2010, 14:06,
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CHRIST.
NOT SAFE FOR ANYTHING!!!
*burns hard drive*
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Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 14:20,
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Jeeesus remove that image
she's 11
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Chilli Heatwave ,shit, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 14:21,
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yeah thanks for the warning
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shitkicker, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:01,
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ARGH!
THE POLICE ARE GON' BACKTRACE ME NOW, THANKS! :(
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The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:53,
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Dude
remove the image, things like that can get people in serious trouble.
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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 16:30,
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Ya dun goofed up!
The cyber police have backtraced this post, and now consequences will NEVER be the same!
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Cukeasaurus was once known as Misanthropy., Mon 19 Jul 2010, 2:38,
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going by some of her past videos...
she seems to have set herself up for being knocked down. Don't spread your life over the internet if you don't want people to shoot you down, especially if your really, really annoying.
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retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Fri 16 Jul 2010, 14:26,
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http://gawker.com/5589103/how-the-internet-beat-up-an-11+year+old-girl
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 21:50,
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Taxi.......taken from
the same website.
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Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 5:49,
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Ah yes.
I just thought people may not have seen the full story is all. :-)
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 11:31,
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LOOK AT MY VAGINA !!!!!!!
female ball starer
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wallynothere rnot without protection, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:02,
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I want food!
genius :)
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Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:33,
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New spice - Study like a scholar, scholar.
Nicely done parody of the old spice ads.
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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 10:59,
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Thats rather brill.
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:02,
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Oh wonderful!
Great concept nicely executed! :)
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..wil, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:11,
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Ha! Brilliantly done - even down to the voice ;)
Libraries are sexy.
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sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:14,
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Okay, that was excellent
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did he just call it a "lie berry"?
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Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:23,
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Merkin pronounciation
like aluminum and nucular.
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..wil, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:28,
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he says both, perhaps it's a deliberate attempt to please everyone
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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:46,
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There is something beautifully ironic about mispronouncing the name of the place where you learn stuff
I wonder if they can goggle it... ?
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..wil, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:55,
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excellent and acceptable for a non profit organisation
I can guarantee we will see a lot of these from twatty kids and shit cash in advertising companies though
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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:24,
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Bloomin ace
Will be in a minority of decent parodies,
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:27,
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I think that it's a brilliant demonstration
of the difference between a parody and a rip-off.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 12:26,
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^this^
ans as HT said, better it's for something worthwhile than just being ripped off for ca$$$h or by annoying twatty kids
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 12:58,
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That's great!
Watch the backgrounds as well.
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King Ralph is drunk, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 12:16,
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but
why?
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Emohawk, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 13:00,
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Im on a cart!
Hyaah
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Emohawk, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 13:01,
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Hahah
*likes*
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Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 13:34,
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Red Head Gymnast Workout.
NSFW
*Dribbles*
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 16 Jul 2010, 10:48,
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ranga!
just like our prime minister!
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wallynothere rnot without protection, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 10:52,
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Your Prime minister
has a face that can be used to slice cheese.....
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penrose your dog's got tits, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 13:18,
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LOG?? is that you?!?
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Proboscisface wrong sounding muppet, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 10:52,
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I wish.
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 16 Jul 2010, 10:53,
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fnaar
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Proboscisface wrong sounding muppet, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 10:55,
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fnarrr :p
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the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:49,
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I am building quite a mental image of you.
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:54,
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The hair isn't epic enough :p
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Monty Propps, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 12:32,
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oi!
*slap* :p
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the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 13:06,
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;)
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Monty Propps, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 13:22,
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Slap me! slap me!
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 16 Jul 2010, 13:25,
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I followed
Along. And it was a great workout.
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Pig Face Turnip I know a little German. He's over there., Fri 16 Jul 2010, 10:52,
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wtf?
totallycrap.com is not here.
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SpunkyBackpack, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 10:53,
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this ^
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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 10:55,
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You can shurrup 'n all.
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 16 Jul 2010, 10:57,
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Will not !
If your going to act like a twelve year old then I will too
: P
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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:17,
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Pack it in, you two or I'll knock your heads together.
/mumthreats/
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Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:22,
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*raspberries*
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:27,
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Yo momma so big
her school photo was taken by nasa.
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:28,
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Yo momma so fat
I tried to run around the bitch and got lost.
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Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:42,
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Yo momma so fat
when she was sunbating on the beach, greenpeace tried to push her back into the sea.
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:46,
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Yo momma so poor...
she done run after a garbage truck wit a shopping list.
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Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:53,
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Yo momma so poor
when I saw her kick a can down the street, I asked what she doin' and the bitch said 'movin house'.
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 16 Jul 2010, 12:00,
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Pfffffhahahaha
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Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 12:26,
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Redhead+stretching+sexy underwear=win
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 16 Jul 2010, 10:55,
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Might need to NSFW that....
*bookmarks for later*
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Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:07,
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will do
soz :)
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:24,
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Whoa! :D
Great educational vid marred only by a deplorable lack of safety equipment.
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sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:17,
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seems each year they flip a coin to decide whether balistic stretches are good or bad.
What is this year's official advice?
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Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:34,
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I think I need to see another demo before deciding
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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:37,
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Another Ginger with no soul
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Darklord, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 12:11,
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Fantastic workout
Really helped me to firm up.
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lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 14:37,
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oh yes
watching this made me do something secret...
i had a cup of tea with ginger nuts..then did a work out..
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Sherbs, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 16:22,
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looking for challenge source
This isn't the thunderdome I had in mind - way up Dave!'s steeet though, I would imagine.
Scary.
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zacherynuk @echo off, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:57,
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Woo!
Man, i wish i had some speed right now.
Don't think the rest of the office would be too impressed though. :/
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dieselmonkey, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 13:17,
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Cat Face 21
I made this!
Yet another Cat Face.
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weebl Mashed farts, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:27,
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Yay!
As I've always thought Catface sounds like Thierry Henry, I thought he might have gone to New York for his holidays.
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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:31,
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Hehehe!
The best bit was all of it. :)
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UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:35,
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*applauds*
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:38,
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su perwb
Great stuff!
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Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:50,
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hahaha!
I LOLed when he was scuba diving, reminded me of my cat's thoughts when he sits by the aquarium...
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DaveIsNotBarry see you next tuesday? wtf is a SYNT?, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 10:13,
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Aaand he flies thru the air 'cos it's easier to animate,
Catface!
Love it! ;)
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..wil, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 10:23,
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Fab stuff!
They just get better and better :D
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sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:19,
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One of the more fun episodes to animate

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Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:55,
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Jazzkantine - Oop Bop
Have some jazzy summertime German 8-bit goodness.
You'll be humming it all day.
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UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 8:58,
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Shnell!!!!
Video's not bad, but this really confirms to me why Germans shouldn't sing.
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:07,
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Jazz is a universal language
*goes back to stroking his beard*
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UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:14,
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Skiddlybopdoboowwwww!
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:25,
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Nnnnniiiiiiiiccccccceeeee!
*jazzhands*
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UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:30,
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haha!
mmaaaammmmmmyyyyyyy!!!
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:39,
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I was expecting Hansen.....
:(
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Proboscisface wrong sounding muppet, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:15,
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Your wish is my command!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHozn0YXAeE
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UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:18,
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^^
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Proboscisface wrong sounding muppet, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:50,
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Ooh! My bad!
You asked for Hansen, not Hanson....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=19EB1oG6xwE
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UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 10:09,
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Don't F**k with the Gaga!
NSFW
slightly NSFW for sweariness
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Proboscisface wrong sounding muppet, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 8:49,
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I like
I click
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Super Grover Time machine..?I haven't invented any time machine, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:33,
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I thank
:)
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Proboscisface wrong sounding muppet, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:41,
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ooh never seen them before
cheers
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Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:47,
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The Daily Mail's Editorial Agenda as The London Underground
I made this!
this took hours, and hours to do..hope it was worth it
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mutters mutters, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 8:33,
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Excellent stuff.
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Psymon_Spark Jesus Saves! The rest of you take 4d6 damage, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 8:40,
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Oh! It was!
Aside from all the standards being present and correct: Grayson Perry...sublime choice.
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Mind Forged Manacles Me nice to society, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 8:43,
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Magnificent!
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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 8:54,
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phew...thanks v much!
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mutters mutters, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:00,
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That is ace
Big fat click from me!
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UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:00,
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I live between
Binge, Menopause and Jerry Hall :-s
With Mohammed Al Fayed as the outside choice
ARG
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Proboscisface wrong sounding muppet, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:05,
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That is a thing of rare beauty.
But I'm now scared of thumb cancer.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:10,
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memories
I used to commute from sick filth to gordon ramsey every day. Sometimes I used to get delayed for up to 20 minutes at fury on the way home.
God what was I thinking...
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pounana Slept well, and dreamed of large women, on, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:16,
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Pro Tip:
Don't post links to stuff you've made on the main board, especially if your username and sig are your website name.
Smacks of spam, y'know?
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The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:22,
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OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH

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Proboscisface wrong sounding muppet, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:33,
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Oooh, lovely!
Very well done - wallchart free with next weeks Guardian?
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Hampster Squared has stuff at www.tilla.co.uk, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:30,
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Nice one :)
Although you should listen to Coasty.
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:33,
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I say!
Top hole.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:39,
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wow
that is great stuff, well done.
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poocheim No al calcio moderno, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:59,
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I live at 'plastic surgeons'
Shame - i wanted to be immigrant cancer.
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 10:15,
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hahah!
nice one, you put b3ta.com in there :)
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MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 10:26,
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Welldone dude. Its newslettered.
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 16 Jul 2010, 10:31,
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Is the newsletter out already?
/edit. So it is. Fucks up my Friday when it comes out early.
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Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 10:37,
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I know.
Two weeks in a row early. Rob must be ill or summink.
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 16 Jul 2010, 10:39,
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It's true
Dora the Explorer is the source of all our woes
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ElusiveCamel, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 10:51,
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Splen-diddly-doo!!
*cleeeeeeeek*
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Puerile Digital Arts Community - Make sigs bold and link coloured! Now!, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:03,
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Yes!
I'm at Sex Offenders!
*offends sexually*
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disco_doctor "Am I in?", Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:21,
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hahaha my sister used to live at Phil Michell :)
(If that's Hillingdon anyway - I'm a yokel from the provinces and as such am not versed in London transport)
*Click*
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 16 Jul 2010, 12:48,
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I was just about to post this from The Guardian.
www.guardian.co.uk/media/mediamonkeyblog/2010/jul/16/daily-mail-london-underground-map?CMP=NECNETTXT766
Excellent work!
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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 19:19,
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CLICK THIS
...you know you want to
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Proboscisface wrong sounding muppet, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 8:25,
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It's a selection of little Flash animations
that do stuff when you click them. There, a description.
Also the one fourth along made me jump!
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Bats, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 8:28,
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BAH
you spoilt it...I was waiting for the bawwwww complaints ;)
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Proboscisface wrong sounding muppet, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 8:35,
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Elimination Dance
NSFW
A short film from Canadian writer/director/actor Don McKellar, featuring him and his wife Tracy Wright, who tragically died of cancer last month. Worth nine minutes. Don't skip the end credits. NSFW for brief nudity.
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RedHouse over yonder, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 4:13,
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It's very Saddest Music in the World.
Nice.
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I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 4:57,
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This pre-dates Saddest Music, interestingly enough
and Maddin thanks McKellar in the credits. But Canadian cinema is rather incestuous. I thought the connection would have been greater between the two.
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RedHouse over yonder, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 5:22,
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Its a great song and video..
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Sherbs, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 2:43,
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Oh nice!
I used to write lyrics like this, stuff that just 'felt nice to say n hear' whether it rhymed well or not.
'I have held you I need you I hold you, held you near me just like I'm supposed to, could you tell me just what you're opposed to?' etc
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..wil, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:38,
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Teenager eats hottest chilli oin the world, looks like total wimp.
This made me laugh a lot. Young chap eats hottest pepper in the world, fails to be cool about it, whines like a bitch, gets laughed at by girls.
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 2:13,
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I once ate a tiny dried chilli in Thailand as a dare
I shat myself almost instantly. Not my finest moment.
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boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 2:20,
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Jay-sus!
Imagine the ring sting a few hours later...
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UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 3:24,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRlj5vjp3Ko
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masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 7:15,
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hahah bless his little spindly arms!
The twat!
On a lighter note have a very very cute woman eating the same chilli.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bFZ2INwang&feature=related
I think im in love with Rosa!
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Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 5:03,
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I can only assume she either
has no tongue or is the devil.
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Super Grover Time machine..?I haven't invented any time machine, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:29,
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she's a spicy senorita!
(mmmm.....sexy borderline racism)
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 10:12,
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She is cute
but I'm suspicious of how much chilli she must have had to eat to be able to do that and what effect it has had on her body? Dating her could be a very dangerous game!
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Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:58,
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She should hook up with Mel Gibson
Jacuzzi LOLs FTW
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revolution now 👊, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:20,
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I know a girl like that
She's absolutely impervious to spice. I have a sneaking suspicion she isn't able to taste it - there's no way you could just front it out and pretend, your face would go all red and you'd cry, like that guy up there ^^^
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boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 13:08,
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Haha what a dick.
I've got some Habanero chili powder which is pretty hot. At a house party my brother told a friend about it and said they should try it. He told him only to get a little on his finger tip. My brother licked his finger and got a pin heads worth on the end and ate it. My mate stuck his finger in the pot, then ate it. He drunk 4 pints of milk in world record time and had a big blister on his tongue. People don't realise how hot chilis can be.
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BindiBaji, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 8:11,
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guessing he wont be doing that again
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benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 8:29,
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Ate a curry a little while ago that contained the "Devil Chilli"
Didn't make quite such a fuss as this fellow...though I couldn't finish it and was in some considerable discomfort.
Decided that the best way to eat it was after it had been in the fridge overnight...and then only one mouthful every 15 mins or so.
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Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:29,
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I suspect
he was trying to cop off with one of the giggling ladies, who swoon over his cool friend (The guy who so helpfully shouts "EAT IT!").
Any teenagers reading this: don't do stupid things to impress ladies. It never works. Even in your 30s
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:46,
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Lies!
Just never do anything stupid after shouting
"hey girls! check this out!"
As this will always end in disaster. And probably scars. But chicks dig them apparently so it's not all bad
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boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 13:10,
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It's really hot...
apparently.
I'd feel sorry for him but y'know, don't do peer pressure, kids!
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..wil, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 10:30,
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AHAHAHAHAHA
The top one the guy actually goes the same colour as the chilli
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boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 13:14,
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Scovilletastic
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHqK-hGuSMc
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tomma turn around an bite you every time, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 13:13,
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Caturday Night At The Movies....
I made this!
showing tonight....The Fly...
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Yay! Watch how Brundlecat eats!
Double feature with Jedi Ninja Cat - congrats on 100,000 hits!
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RedHouse over yonder, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 4:24,
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There you are!
I was just wondering this week "what ever happened to Faceburger and the lovely cat vids?"
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jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Fri 16 Jul 2010, 6:38,
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Aceness!
What's the tune?
Is it some KPM lirary music?
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:49,
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Man vs food is my new obsession....
I think I first saw a bit of this show here on b3ta, but someone from work was chatting about man v food today. It's great.
Fat man eats big, spicy, salty, disgusting food....
But considering it's on TravelHD, they never go outside of america....that sucks.
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 1:47,
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I really
dislike this programme. DISLIKE this bloke, dislike this show. Something about it presses my buttons. I'm not a hippy. I'm not a veggie...but something just fucking turns me off. maybe it's decent television rather than food. It just seems pointless.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 1:59,
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I usually hate programs like this
But I'm a fan of hearty food like this which can kill you.
Maybe for the finale he can have a massive heart attack?
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Beardy Being a pirate is alright with me., Fri 16 Jul 2010, 2:05,
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I'd like to state...
that this program is fucking dumb....But it's a guilty pleasure. I feel drawn to it.
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 2:11,
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Oh but you never said it was to be fair..
it's a lovely guilty pleasure.....In which case....Slobber and Slather and pfaff all over the place!!
I know people like it. It's weird. It's nothing offensive..it's just personal taste. I still wouldn't thou..
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 2:24,
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I really like it too and have watched pretty much all of it since that clip was posted the other day
My beef (see what I did there?) is thta there is actually only about 10 minutes of film in these programs, the rest is all
"coming up..."
"next on Man vs Food"
"After the break...can I do the 189lb popcorn challenge?"
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boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 2:25,
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I like your beef
I hope its not too hot for you....
or you MAY DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ITS SO HOT AND HUGE..............
Or...
anywy..enjoy..:-)
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 2:35,
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Worlds scariest police chases
SHow all the good bits at the begining
Then show the the full clip
Then show the good bit again
and agian
and agian
Then show the the full clip
Then show the good bit again
and agian
and agian...repeat
John Bunnell was the only saving grace.
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BindiBaji, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:09,
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^This
Myself & Mrs 1008 have recently started watching this & love it for it's stupidity
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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 8:58,
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I watch occasionally with a sort of morbid curiosity.
It's the idea of eating massive food and then being proud of it that gets me. Being able to finish some of the portions that he packs away should be a source of shame.
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Vlad the Inhaler forgot his password, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:17,
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Why bugs me about American doc's...
... they just seem to use this constant "Awesome" accent to connect with the American meat head demographic.
Saying that, David Attenborough's voice really does connect with this nations drug-taking youth demographic
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Spam Filter Formerly known as Superdude, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 2:01,
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believe it or not
a lot of Americans just talk that way.
I think I'd rather hear that than the "Bush" speak any day.
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intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 6:44,
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haha
I work with a Yank and he is always using expressions like that, very enthusiastic about everything, breath of fresh air really considering everyone over here can't be fucking arsed to do anything anymore.
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:21,
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It makes me really hungry
But I agree that the guy is pretty obnoxious. HE is always peppering his speech with literary references and he keeps talking about going to Yale. Also, I don't like seeing his cum face everytime he eats a sandwich.
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boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 2:02,
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Better than seeing his sandwich face every time he cums.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:35,
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You've heard of this lot?
www.ifoce.com/index.php
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UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 3:45,
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Bloody hell - 68 hotdogs in 10 minutes. I feel a bit sick.
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>NARF! Quality WTF chimp action, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:03,
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I had one of these the other month.
One. The 'Fat Connery'. And I was *stuffed*. Truly, he is a beast more stomach than man.
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Angry Boss Bee I love horses, death to other animals, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 10:48,
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phishing trickery
works in firefox/chrome/safari. Let the tab open and give it 20 seconds or so..
No-script will stop it so you need to temporarily allow the page to run scripts.
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Avast is still alive!!!!, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 1:34,
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I got some text
that didn't say much then lots of gobbledy gook. Have I been Phished?
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 1:38,
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it is only a demo
will not harm ya
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Avast is still alive!!!!, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 2:00,
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Phank
phuck phor phat phavast.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 2:25,
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Oooh
Scary stuff.
I don't have a clue about computers in this way - I would definitely fall for this - if I used Gmail
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boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 2:08,
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Doesn't work in my google phone, but does cause the page to refresh ever so often
:o)
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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 7:14,
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The link is to an article about the exploit.
It reloads the page periodically.
The proof of concept is hosted here: www.azarask.in/blog/post/a-new-type-of-phishing-attack/ (linked to from the article).
Visit the site in a tabbed browser then move to another tab. After a while the site will change into a spoof Gmail log-in page.
Very clever!
E: Looks like you've found it already.
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IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:29,
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Well...
I went to the original linked article and it did nothing save refresh a few times. Clicked on a different article within the site, and after reading it
hit my back button to find a gmail login page.
Except that the Gmail page was fuzzy and looked like a bad screenshot rather than the real Gmail.
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Bats, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 8:18,
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this
which (had it not been a screenshot) may have caught me out.
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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 8:31,
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Oh Wow
That is goooood.
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zacherynuk @echo off, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:34,
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Doesn't work in Opera.
Bloody typical! Also the link to a demo lower in the page pops up an alert from AVG. Nothing to see here, move along.
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Lemmy Caution Everybody relax - Caution is here., Fri 16 Jul 2010, 12:18,
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