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This is a link post this is what they teach our Spanish student when he goes to the school!?!?!?!?!? NSFW I made this!
Form to teach you how to swear..maybe nsfw due to c word on paper
 (drake1 A tediously self-conscious wacky mental flytipper, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 18:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe his leg had just grow?

(I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 18:28, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
very offensive - bugger? fuck that shit.
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 18:33, Reply)
This is a normal post yer
what a thick cunt
 (drake1 A tediously self-conscious wacky mental flytipper, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 18:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Sips off, you stupid nuct!
Reminds me of Good Morning Vietnam.
 (I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 18:49, Reply)
This is a link post Creator of "Zeitgeist" Peter Joseph - New Interview - 1 of 6
This is worth watching if you enjoyed the film.

In this interview he gets quite pissed off and sweary towards the end, hence the NSFW.
He is possibly the world's most tense man. You watch.

jagshemash

ed: also, he plays amazing perussion, no seriously
also, he's a bit of self-righteous pretentious wanker
but he's very multi-talented
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 18:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Interesting
I did once hear that he beat a dolphin to death with a golf shoe for questioning his beliefs.

Also, he used to run Botters.com before the internet spunk bubble burst which was a fetish site for people who shout into men's arses.
 (BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 18:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Botters.com ? it still (sorta) exists
Botters.com

*subscribes*
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 19:46, Reply)
This is a normal post 8holy shit*
adds rss feed to Symbaloo
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 19:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry he can fcuk off
Zeitgeist is full of hypnotic suggestion and misinformation, double check any 'fact' you got from this film before you tell others as you will find alot of it isn't as described.
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 20:03, Reply)
This is a normal post the bit
where he bends down and says 'scream into this' is highly questionable also...
 (BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 20:42, Reply)
This is a normal post aahaha

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 20:52, Reply)
This is a link post The Very Hungery Caterpiller
RONSEAL
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 18:04, Reply)
This is a normal post wow
Those buggers are way cool :)
 (Roxon, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 18:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Eeeeeeuuuuuuuuugggggh
It's like a Facehugger.
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 18:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Awww - face hug!

(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 18:21, Reply)
This is a normal post That looks a bit clawy
It's going for the eye!
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 18:26, Reply)
This is a normal post The man has clearly hidden something tasty in his eye. Or treasure. Or someone to play with.
It's too cute to be evil! ^-^
 (I helped save b3ta! vix0r was not Matthew on, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 22:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I was thinking more 'the thing', personally!

(injektilo smoking the weed that killed elvis, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 20:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Didn't know you got carnivorous catterpillars.
That's rather gross.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 21:09, Reply)
This is a link post Small Pleasures
A nice short video with an added twist at the end. Enjoy.
 (Jake-of-all-Trades, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I...
enjoyed that. Thanks.
 (jingle_man, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 18:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I concur
Top warm n' fuzzy clickage :)
 (I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Tue 20 Jul 2010, 20:19, Reply)
This is a normal post That was lovely
cheers
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 20:42, Reply)
This is a link post Scrotal Measuring Wand
I didnt know you could get these. At last, now I dont need to use that pesky tape measure anymore.
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:27, Reply)
This is a normal post "allows you to keep a safe distance from the animal"
That's what she said!
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:30, Reply)
This is a normal post RAWR!!!

(I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Ahhh what have you made me look at.....
Pulsating Electro-Ejaculator with bull probe and scrotal tape...
anicamstore.com/Lane-Pulsator-IV-P11737C2048.aspx
 (I helped save b3ta! nameleft has bought a new telescope, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:51, Reply)
This is a normal post C'mon, you bought one and a spare, didn't you...

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:59, Reply)
This is a normal post With choice of
rough or smooth liner

(I love horses, indeed!)
 (I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 18:05, Reply)
This is a normal post "Index was out of range. Must be non-negative and less than the size of the collection."
??
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 18:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Dunno, works for me
Strange site, they specialize in veterinary equipment and Car Accessories
 (I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 18:34, Reply)
This is a normal post strange, works for me now
IMV Cone for bovine vagina $19.80 - just what i need for a good night in
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 18:38, Reply)
This is a normal post It looks like a tight fit
Gets one!
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 18:13, Reply)
This is a normal post And a curious farmer wielding one of those
is the source of the whole electo-stim movement...
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 21:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I just estimate by the number of women that faint when I whip it out in Selfridges.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:54, Reply)
This is a normal post None?

(I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 18:04, Reply)
This is a normal post You forget how many due to the concussion you received
Sorry about that, I'll be careful when waggling next time.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 18:15, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah
falling and banging your head while laughing is no joke
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 18:20, Reply)
This is a link post Naked man arrested: thinks he's at grandma's

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:24, Reply)
This is a link post Aussie Lol

(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:01, Reply)
This is a normal post It was her way "of, of, of, of" bla bla

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:21, Reply)
This is a normal post god that was painful!

(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:21, Reply)
This is a normal post He
was a stuck-up son of a bitch. Good on her to tell him to "go away".
 (OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:33, Reply)
This is a normal post indeed he was but
a funny one
 (I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 18:01, Reply)
This is a normal post What a Berkhoff!

(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:38, Reply)
This is a link post The world's fattest mother...
... has decided that, at 600lbs (I'm not sure what that is in real money), she wants to go for the whole thousand.

Yes, she has her own website: www.donnamsimpson.com/
You have to pay for full access, but, based on the preview... ewwww. It's really not to be recommended, and is probably NSFW.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post My mate
would.
 (I helped save b3ta! frogdoctor learning the hard way since 1972., Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:26, Reply)
This is a normal post With help, I'd assume.

(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:46, Reply)
This is a normal post And hopefully a plank tied to his feet
for safety
 (I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 18:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Let her keep trying
to reach 1,000lbs. She'll die soon enough from it.
 (OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:37, Reply)
This is a normal post There are many options available for dangerously underweighted individuals like her
I recommend a slow steady gorging process combined with assal horizontology. She could focus on the neglected food groups such as the whipped group, the congealed group and the chocotastic. Instead of making sandwiches with bread, use poptarts. Instead of chewing gum, chew bacon

:D
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 18:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Hurrah for Dr Nick Riviera!

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 18:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Hi everybody!

(I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 18:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Hi Dr Nick

(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 18:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Hi, Doctor Nick!

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 19:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Hi, Doctor Nick!

(UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 19:57, Reply)
This is a normal post She could brush her teeth with milkshakes!

(Cpl. Nobby Nobbs, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 20:01, Reply)
This is a normal post FOund the food that will help her
I recomend 1 a day until patient is dead: topcultured.com/will-they-build-it-kfc-krispy-kreme-luther-double-down/

*edit changed link to better one.
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 20:10, Reply)
This is a normal post In real money
that's 272KG.

Glad I could help.
 (Vlad the Inhaler forgot his password, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 8:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Yikes.
That's almost four of me... and I'm not the smallest chap.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 9:11, Reply)
This is a link post Badge I made this!
In honour of the train thread below (well done redazril), I now announce the badge for the event that will be known from this moment as...The Great B3ta Derailment. Never before have so many shite train jokes been found in one place, since the Basingstoke Train Spotters Convention of 1963.

Any addition/improved badges welcome. Feel free to use as you see fit (or ignore, even).


 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I will gauge the response
but I think you're getting ideas above your station.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:09, Reply)
This is a normal post You have a point.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:26, Reply)
This is a normal post These jokes are gonna keep on a rollin' all night long, with a heave and ho, but I just couldn't tell her so.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:33, Reply)
This is a normal post This isn't the right platform to conduct such jokes.

(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:52, Reply)
This is a normal post i am getting a buffet
overflow because of all these puns
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 18:18, Reply)
This is a normal post That's the ticket

(I helped save b3ta! mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Tue 20 Jul 2010, 18:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I think you've all gone loco.

(I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 18:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome badge!
I may have to have that thread as my sig. Well done chaps. ALL ABOARD!
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 18:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Well done...
i am having that. Its perfect. I am chuffed to bits.
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 20 Jul 2010, 19:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Suitably added
All this carriage on has made my head alight!
 (I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 20:46, Reply)
This is a link post The Dark Lord has been apprehended
I hope they have a detention area designed to hold him!
 (I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought that was going to be about Peter Mandelson :(

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:50, Reply)
This is a normal post ^also thought this

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 18:02, Reply)
This is a normal post WHAT? I've not been apprehended
Yet
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 19:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Any relation to Jeff Vader?
He's head of catering you know.
 (Biscuit Burlesque wants to be Dita von Teas, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 21:33, Reply)
This is a link post Fortune favours the lulz
Mr COX shot in the groin with a taser.

GC says no, tase my balls if I'm wrong.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:44, Reply)
This is a normal post It appears to be Funny Name Day
(see above)
 (I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I feel a great disturbance in the Force,
as if millions of funny names were suddenly cried out and were suddenly silenced
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:52, Reply)
This is a normal post How The Daily Mail covered the story...
twitpic.com/26zfdy
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:51, Reply)
This is a link post Penn and Teller Bullshit!: Area 51 NSFW

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:38, Reply)
This is a normal post
This show is so awesome.

There's another one made a few years/seasons back that deals with 9/11, the moon landings, and JFK nutcases which is also worth a watch.

Hell, they're all worth a watch, and most have boobs.
 (Zappanale, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:49, Reply)
This is a normal post JFK nutcases
which are those, the ones who believe oswald did it or the conspiracy guys?
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:26, Reply)
This is a normal post
I liked their one about Bottled Water
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:17, Reply)
This is a normal post That guys quotes at 25:00 could be applied to pretty much everyone's belief.

(I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks
I saw them live in London last week and very good try were to
 (I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 18:22, Reply)
This is a link post MC ANGEL performing 'Sss Sss' poem
Yeah a colleague just posted this on FB and I thought I'd share it with you lot, not sure if you'll like it or not, however I did so I thought it deserved the post.
GC says nada!
(Sneak Thief, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Why do some white people pretend
to be ghetto and from da hood?
 (Bumperboy Kittens Can Kill, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I blame the kids

(I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Word

(NuffMuff fucks shrubbery, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:59, Reply)
This is a normal post i'll have a consonant please

(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:17, Reply)
This is a normal post give me one of those sweet sweet vowels

(I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, yeah!
I know what you mean, however how do you know that she isn't ghetto and from the hood, yah'getsme!
 (Sneak Thief, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:00, Reply)
This is a normal post You're a racist, but I ask myself the same thing.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh well.
I thought she was great and I like her face too.
 (Sneak Thief, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I've got no problem with her face.
it's more that she puts on the usual voice affectation that makes her sound like she's educationally subnormal.

It's apparently quite popular with 'da yoof', from what i've heard.

Fuck knows why, since when has it been cool to sound retarded?
 (dieselmonkey, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:27, Reply)
This is a normal post For comic effect
Know what I'm sayin'?
 (I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post
Sadly I suspect for them it counts as being aspirational.
 (Benzyl, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 20:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I won't stop her on the street as I wouldn't understand a bloody word she was saying
I prefered Duffy when she sang about avenues and that.
 (I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:12, Reply)
This is a normal post *right-click*
*stop download*
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 18:22, Reply)
This is a link post moustache wedding photos

(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Crikey!
even with the 'stache I still would the one in green.
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:22, Reply)
This is a normal post
What? the green jumper?
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice.

(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:33, Reply)
This is a normal post oh noes
she haunts my dreams.
 (Emohawk, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post YES!
phwaoar!

Just cause I like a bit of meat, you lot take the piss...

edit: this one honest
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Look at the sex offender behind her thinking "I've done growed my own!"

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:09, Reply)
This is a normal post That's her REAL moustache.

(I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:55, Reply)
This is a link post Oh noes
how did Wimp get this?????
 (Bumperboy Kittens Can Kill, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Whats there to get?
I mean its mega n'all, but there really isnt a punchline.
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I think he means 'get' as in acquire.
It's one of Cyriaks animations.
 (Ballunatic, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post to be fair
it's credited and all, and it's not as if wimp pretends it makes any of the videos they post.
 (Roopy all is not what it seams, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:36, Reply)
This is a link post Most homoerotic pics of sports stars
aka a chance to have a cheap laugh at manly men playing manly sport but managing to make it like a porn shoot.

And yes is SFW.
 (I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post The Quo are looking older thesedays ;)

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 14:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!
But how can they miss THIS one: toscao.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/rugby-is-to-gay-8548.jpg
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 14:57, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
no 3 - sodomy? oral more like
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Sodomy doesn't have to be bottom love
It can refer to any non-'genital-to-genital' act. I know one shouldn't back up their understanding by referring to Wikipedia, but:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sodomy
 (yorksroyal, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:15, Reply)
This is a normal post you know too much about this...
*suspiciouses*
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:29, Reply)
This is a normal post also
"And they pressed sore upon the man,"

hahahahaa
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:30, Reply)
This is a normal post #14 is simply too perfect for words.

(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:12, Reply)
This is a link post The Eleventh Hour - Alternate Ending I made this!

(__, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 14:11, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
Yeah that was the weakest scary threat in the world of weak scary threats - now if the eye had just blasted him with a laser and all you could see of him was a pair of smoking boots then that would have been a wonderful thing :D
 (I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 14:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Sadly, I know none of these video skills :(

(__, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I did ever such a big laugh to that. People turned round.

(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:34, Reply)
This is a link post HUGE MACHINE MAKES RAIL TRACKS UNDERNEATH ITSELF
Insert train related joke below.

"I'm chuffed to bits with this link"
(I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Everything seems on track here.

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post jokes like that send me off the rails.

(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post hmm...
Think it's just a training exercise or something.
 (I helped save b3ta! littlefeet - his variable is not defined, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 14:05, Reply)
This is a normal post hmmm
Another comment that leaves me 'tender'.
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 14:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm still waiting for the video to buffer...

(stickyfiddle, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 14:09, Reply)
This is a normal post It'll be a sleeper hit.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 14:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Will there be more puns?
Or is this the ballast?
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 14:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure there'll be more.
With the track record round here...
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 14:27, Reply)
This is a normal post There's plenty of stock
They'll keep rolling
 (disco_doctor "Am I in?", Tue 20 Jul 2010, 14:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Bring it on - I'm main-lining dodgy puns today.

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 14:35, Reply)
This is a normal post You're giving off the wrong signal there.

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 14:40, Reply)
This is a normal post
Diesel go on for ever and ever...

Ok, tenuous!
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah.
I can't see the points any more.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I think that signaled the end...

(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:19, Reply)
This is a normal post i just cannot express
how much i enjoyed this vid
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:53, Reply)
This is a normal post All these puns are depressing me and my colleagues.
We're suffering from...


wait for it...


Low co-motivation.
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post This pun deserves a
clickity-click clickity-click clickity-click clickity-click clickity-click clickity-click clickity-click clickity-click
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:06, Reply)
This is a normal post And a kick in the caboose!

(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought it was a first-class contribution

(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I think we're running out of puff with these now

(I helped save b3ta! retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Tue 20 Jul 2010, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post
I'm a freight so.
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post i dont want to de-rail
this thread, so will just say something steam-y

a hot shower
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:09, Reply)
This is a normal post This site
is not an appropriate platform for such tomfoolery
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:58, Reply)
This is a normal post That was a very cutting remark

(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:04, Reply)
This is a normal post On the contrary, it was just the ticket.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:18, Reply)
This is a normal post He'd better not return, or he'll get clipped

(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:39, Reply)
This is a normal post that vid left me railing for more

(I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post
1:Hijack it!
2:Drive it to your house.
3:Have your own personal railway line
4:Re-designate your home as a branch line station!
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 14:07, Reply)
This is a normal post 5. ??
6. Profit!
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post This video started playing and I fell asleep despite the volume being on full...
mind you, I'm a heavy sleeper.
 (disco_doctor "Am I in?", Tue 20 Jul 2010, 14:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Who ever invented this has a one track mind...

(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 20 Jul 2010, 14:36, Reply)
This is a normal post
It's riveting, that is
 (Williams FW26 Walrus Nose, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I think this thread is running out of steam...

(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post All these pun comments are
Junk...Shun anybody who continues to chuff these. This can only engine trouble!
 (I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Ivor
feeling this one is the most tenuous yet.
 (hiraeth SPACE £19.99. I say yer buy one yer get one free, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post
OK, maybe it deserve a badge of it's own?

Like 'I was there for the Great B3ta Derailing' or something?
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Make it so!

(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:08, Reply)
This is a normal post As you wish!

(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post True, I'm beginning to lose track

(Williams FW26 Walrus Nose, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:11, Reply)
This is a normal post It's reaching the end of the line certainly.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm just doing a bit of train spotting
if that's ok?
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I heard
the machine company had a safety problem, but tried to cover its tracks.
 (Bob Frapples is de-lurking on, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought I'd...
GAUGE peoples reaction before CHOO-CHOOsing to post a reply.
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:34, Reply)
This is a normal post TBH
I think some people are getting above their station.
 (Tarquin DLM wasting his life here, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 18:16, Reply)
This is a normal post But isn't this better than sending them underground?

(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 18:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm railing against all this punnery..

(UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 19:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes!

(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 18:29, Reply)
This is a link post I've made a single with Armando Iannucci I made this!
Dead chuffed like.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 13:52, Reply)
This is a normal post well done you!!
you doing some edinburgh stuff this fringe. I need to finally make it to a show.
 (I helped save b3ta! Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Tue 20 Jul 2010, 13:53, Reply)
This is a normal post cheers. Aye - I'm doing bits and bobs on other shows
not doing my own one this year.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 14:06, Reply)
This is a normal post amazing!
well done dude :)
 (I helped save b3ta! null and void, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 14:03, Reply)
This is a normal post ta
now buy the record:)
 (I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay! you...
:-)
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 20 Jul 2010, 14:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 14:41, Reply)
This is a normal post
Ace. I'll be sure to pop along to itunes and grab a copy :0)
 (ambergambler NotSoSeriousMusicMixedInANotTooSeriousWay, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 14:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Nicely :)

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post The Sensational Alex Salmond Band
hahaha fantastic name...
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:29, Reply)
This is a link post One in the pink
BBC man fields request for a "specialist" film.
 (absurdistan, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Absolutely amazing. AAA++++ Would listen again.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post that induced more giggles than it should have done :)

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 14:09, Reply)
This is a normal post wow!
hahhaahahaahaaaa
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 14:21, Reply)
This is a normal post hhahahahahhahahahahahaaha!
WIN!
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 14:37, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha!
Genuine laughter tears at that :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:02, Reply)
This is a normal post me too!

(trevorthecat, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 13:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Heh!

(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh no no no no no!

(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I've got that film!
*clicks*
 (I helped save b3ta! the pink chicken sniffer sniffs pink chickens., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 21:09, Reply)

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