EARTH, FIRE, WIND, WATER, HEART... GOOOOOOOOO PLANET
Captain Planet Trailer
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 16:46,
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Golly. I just don't know where to start with that.
Actually, I do - "Captain Planet / He's a queero / Gonna take your trousers down to zero"
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I used to find it amusing that the others all had cool powers
and that little indian kid had heart. Unfortunately the show contrived storylines where the awesome powers were useless and only heart could win. Worst life lesson ever.
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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 17:08,
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sometimes
I wish I could be 6 again so that I'd actually enjoy this sort of film. And avatar.
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JeremyBeadlesHands, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 17:26,
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I hope that's a piss-take...
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 17:43,
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Amazon girl on the left
Would
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 18:55,
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Imagine being Ma-Ti
What Kind of Lame Power is Heart Anyway?!
Warning: TVTropes link, do not click if your time is valuable to you.
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jonbob loves you, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 19:12,
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I should have listened.
That website just sucks the hours away.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 19:56,
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they should make this
i cant believe that this movie hasnt already been made. Nice "kid friendly" story about saving the planet, super powered rings, cool villains & an epic battle between captain planet & captain pollution. Move over avengers. Captain planet all the way.
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captain ropey cosplayers more like
nearly had me fooled for a proper trailer, but i can tell its a fan jobby
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 22:19,
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An album of mine from last year in it's fullness
I made this!
Where's the sun gone? There's a local music fest on here all weekend, I hope it doesn't pee it down.
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quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 16:39,
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*bookmarks*
Good stuff. Jealous.
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 23:30,
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amazing lurkage
a member for 2 years, 9 months and 28 days and this is your first link/comment/whatever?
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wideeye slightly pickled, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 16:21,
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that's nothing
some of us lurked on and off for ten years before even signing up.
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JeremyBeadlesHands, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 16:33,
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^this
I loved b3ta for years but only signed up a few years back when I had something to post that I wasn't going to get slaughtered for
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 16:38,
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yeah, true
I lurked for a few years before signing up. I was more getting at the apparent spammyness of the link
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wideeye slightly pickled, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 16:40,
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sozzles
Meh, I never had much to put up and I just made this movie so I thought i'd share. Didn't think it was spamming... back to silence for me
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This is spam ?
I don't understand, amongst the constant stream of commercial music videos, viral adverts and Liveleak clips that make up so much of Links, why is this any different ? Seems ok to me.
Surely we don't want b3ta to become a closed shop where new people are not welcome ?
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Spam?
Ah fuck yerself, you dreary dessicated twatbadger
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 11:14,
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100 year old package to be opened very soon
Story goes that 100 years ago a Norwegian bloke gifted a package to his town which was forbidden to be opened until 2012. They're about to open it in a few minutes, (4pm) the link is to the live feed!
Sorry if Glassveet
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...psst ... it's just down the page.
but I'll look at your link :)
(, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:55, Reply)
Psst -- down there
and b3ta.com/links/848102
EDIT: mindpiss
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:55,
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oh knackers
looks like I've also fudged the time, they've just said it'll be opened in 1 and a half hours, so about 5:30
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He said in one and a half hours but then said
around 4:30gmt. I don't know if he meant "in one half hour" or gmt/bst. I am going to check every half hour.
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MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 16:05,
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they seem to be taking
the glass off now.
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 16:09,
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Churs, was looking for a livelink as it's being opened right now.
[edit] we're not GMT are we at the moment?
5:30... then
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 16:01,
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5:30 pm now
I'm hoping it'll be all spirits and stuff like the arc in Indiana Jones that melts everyone's face off.
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Well there's been some hot unscrewing of screws action
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 16:12,
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has anyone worked out
the time it is there? i am confused, they just said 6:30 local time
4:30 GMT. is not 4:30 GMT in like 10 minutes?
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 16:25,
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We're not GMT in the UK at the moment we're BST
An odd choice of band to celebrate killing a load of Scottish mercenaries.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 16:28,
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ah OK
we are on DST here.
still a bit confusing to me, haha
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 16:33,
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It contains
a link to when this story was first posted.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 16:02,
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I never change them.
I just put a new pair on over the old ones.
When I die, they'll be able to work out my age using the principle that underpins dendrochronology.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 16:09,
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I thought something dramatic had happened, with smoke everywhere, but it turned out to be an advert about smoking round babies.
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quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 16:43,
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If anyone in Norway is reading this and can lay hands on some decent 19th Century looking clothing
Dress up as Mayor Johan Nygaard and burst into the press conference just as they open it shouting "Stop! I've made a terrible mistake!! The world is not ready for time travel!!! (In Norwegian of course)
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 16:10,
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There's no such thing as Norway.
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 16:13,
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Dunno about that but Harold Shipmans just turned up
GET ON WITH IT!
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 16:19,
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Stopp! Jeg har gjort en fryktelig feil! Verden er ikke klar for tidsreiser!
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A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Fri 24 Aug 2012, 16:52,
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Norway has the *best* news headlines
These are all links from the webpage above :
- Drunk Norwegian falls asleep on luggage belt
- Woman nabbed with 42-inch TV under her skirt
- Motorist hits bear after avoiding elk
- Bears in beer-fuelled cabin break in
- Cops put drugs bust on hold for snack break
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Google Chrome translated my page,
I've got the following headlines
Irritated Baasmo Christiansen: - Now people see the movie before they start to cry more.
and
It sings the man with the deepest voice.
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presferatu, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 16:51,
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They're opening it at 1600GMT.
We're on BST currently.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 16:52,
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A gun rack?
What am I gonna do with a gun rack? I don't even have a gun let alone many guns to necessitate an entire rack.
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presferatu, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 17:05,
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I'm bored now...they are dragging it out way too long.
I hope they open a vortex and get dragged to hell.
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Interpretive dance?
Now they're just taking the piss.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 17:26,
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^I vehemently agree with the ginger sack of piss.
Dancing. FFS.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 17:30,
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Fuck me, they're milking it
worse than Liverpool milks a tragedy!
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 17:36,
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I think it's a bunch of his crap.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 24 Aug 2012, 17:45,
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Looks like the evidence of some shameful act
carried out by the whole town 100 years ago. I am sure the ghostly lepers will be along soon.
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MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 17:46,
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I'm glad the build-up was as shit as the finale
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 19:01,
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White guys listen to Daler Mehndi ...
I have a feeling this may be a racist piss-take. Still made me laugh and baffled in equal measure.
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From what I remember,
the Greek/Roman guy is some dick of an alien playing at being a god, and he's making them do it.
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Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:11,
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i remember it something like this as well. still really funny. :)
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:16,
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Could be where they got the idea for Q from too.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:38,
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Nah, all they did was stick a tail on an O.
Q - now there's a letter made on a Friday afternoon.
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DrPrunesquallor is determined to post more as of, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 16:06,
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So this is what happens when you get a reach around from a midget
Shat must have been on some heavy drugs that day.
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That was back before TV stars were such pampered pricks that they wouldn't consider doing anything experimental or innovative
All dyed, bleached and boring now.
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:52,
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Do you remember when John Cleese used to be funny?
A collection of Basil-isms. GC sagt nein. I mentioned the war, but I think I got away with it.
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Haven't watched this vid
but I have the complete Fawlty Towers set and every single one is a classic. Also recently watched 'The meaning of Life' and he's v funny in that too.
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my dad could've been john cleeses' double
trufax
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wideeye slightly pickled, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 16:24,
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Face to face interaction too scary for you?
Is the outside world so awful that you can't face the thought of going out there? Are you so wedded to your iPad that you can't imagine communicating any other way? Well then help is at hand for you...
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:52,
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Makes stealing iPads easier than ever before.
Nice idea, but marks you out as a twat.
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Bloody hell
Yes, exactly that!
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:41,
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No. NO. That CANNOT be real. My ghast is flabbered.
Ten, crispy internet dollars to the first person to prove that to be real.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:11,
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It's real
www.bizjournals.com/sanjose/blog/2012/08/investors-flock-to-y-combinators.html?page=all
and telepresence robots are nothing new.
This is just a cheap version.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:38,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDpg580OfC0
EDIT: Just noticed the top comment actually points to this tech.
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:13,
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So many ways to mess with these
sticking a picture of a hairy arse on the screen is one that comes to mind.
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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:28,
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Does he have an IQ of 6000?
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 16:04,
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Good for Spazzers, Injured People and Bed Bound Fatties though
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 16:07,
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New little clip of upcoming Red Dwarf...
This episode's about Quantum entanglement.
Looks promising.
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10 Print "Don't be sh*t"
20 Goto 10
run
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:01,
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looks like they've gone back to classic Red Dwarf
looking forward to this
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:03,
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You should DEFINITELY gaz Herbs about this.
She FUCKING LOVES Red Dwarf- she's actually got Red Dwarf posters all over her (burger-wrapper-strewn) kitchen.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:05,
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Not sure if euphemism or literal.
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Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:16,
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Correction
Tramp spunk.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:31,
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If the last four words aren't a minge euphemism,
Then I'm a Terry Waites allotment.
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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:30,
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Well that's a good start
That single clip managed to be funnier than the entirety of the last series.
All said though, I'm still of the opinion that they should just leave it be.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 17:05,
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Series 8 was rather...regrettable.
I'm hoping it's just the four (optional fifth: Holly) of them encountering shit again. That was the good stuff.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 24 Aug 2012, 17:31,
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I know I'm in a minority
I'd quite like to see Hattie make a comeback.
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jonbob loves you, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 19:19,
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Red Dwarf needs to lay down and die. It's OVER.
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 19:32,
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That is fucking cool on so many levels!
Cephalopods are just incredible things.
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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:13,
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I was going to say Snares
But Squarepusher will do.
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:51,
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Zoom out, damn it!
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:36,
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Reminds me of 60s psychedelic club oil projections
Very Austin Powers. Gets a clicky from me.
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Nice
Id also like to see about a million of them in a dark room flashing away to something like Aphex Twin or, as others have suggested, squarepusher.
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I made this little plane from foam, glue and tape from a free plan off the internets
I made this!
test flight yesterday, all works lovely! very noisy though!
(powered with a 4s 1000 mah lipo battery and a funfighter motor if anyone's interested)
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crab_bloke), Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:08,
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if anyone's interested in the plan
it's called the Firefly and you can get it here
www.rcgroups.com/forums/showthread.php?t=943610
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crab_bloke), Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:08,
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Did it died? :D
Looks fun.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:14,
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no it's fine
it's quite robust, will take a much harder knock than that.
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crab_bloke), Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:19,
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Looks easy to fly as well or is it deceptively difficult?
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:20,
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it's easy to fly given a bit of practice on a simulator
there are easier things to fly- i learned on a trainer- but this will survive crahses quite well so i'm planning on teaching my son to fly with it.
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crab_bloke), Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:22,
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Excellent :D
My James bought an RC Helicopter once and we both thought (foolishly) it would be easy to fly. However they are extremely tricky things to balance and if you smash the blades and bend the main prop-shaft it's expensive to repair and re-trim back up.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:26,
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my experience with planes has taught me this
fly things made of foam, and glue them together when they break.
best thing is to make it yourself from foam. reinforce everything, build it to survive crashes.
all the "proper" people on rcgroups are always saying build as light as possible to make it fly best- I reckon they are too cautious. Clearly if you're not smashing it in to the ground every other time you try and fly it you're not pushing the boundaries.
Once something's flying comfortably it immediately becomes boring. Time to stick on a bigger motor and make it go faster, find out what happens.
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crab_bloke), Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:30,
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I like this approach to science.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:32,
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It is the basis of everything good mankind has ever achieved
people who disagree are worse than Hitler
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crab_bloke), Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:34,
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Have you looked at Spadtothebone?
Simple Plastic Aircraft Design. R/C stuff made from gutter pipe an plastic sheet. All designed to be cheap to make, fun to fly and easy to repair!
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I follow the same approach...
If it's not on fire or smashed to bits then it's not ready yet! ;-)
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JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:39,
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If it doesn;t come home broken
you haven;t tried hard enough
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crab_bloke), Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:47,
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Outstanding!
I plan to scratch build a plane but haven't found time, it's given me a good place to start. You are an inspiration to looneys everywhere! I may have to post an RC video up at some point! ;-)
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JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:34,
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Sweet!
Yeah i'd love to see what you've got. Re the scratchbuilds, there are plenty of free plans for dead simple, quick build designs. they go together in a few hours, really.
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crab_bloke), Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:43,
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Thanks!
I'll post it later, it started as a plastic P.O.S. 1/18th scale but many crashes and rebuilds later it's now made from titanium, carbon steel and aluminium. I had to stick a gyro on it just to keep it in a straight line!
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JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:54,
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that looks like reet fun that does
I could use my son as an excuse for buying an "educashunal" toy. Although him being a month old that might not work quote so well as planned
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wideeye slightly pickled, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:37,
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Boys LOVE this stuff
my son is mad for it. If you start learning now then by the time he's old enough to appreciate it you'll be a really good pilot, so that's a perfect excuse to get going.
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crab_bloke), Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:44,
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or...
I could strap him to the plane, let him get a *real* feel of what it's like. Maybe
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wideeye slightly pickled, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:49,
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yep i can see literally no problem with that whatsoever
sounds absolutely fine to me
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crab_bloke), Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:51,
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Nice
Although if I had one I'd get very tempted to put a camera on it. Then accidentally pile it into a lake.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:41,
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I've been flying a gopro on the big drone project i'm working on
gopro on the nose- i've crashed it several times. LESSON- only a FUCKING IDIOT thinks it's ok to strap a go pro on a home made foam plane without the protective case on.
I piled one in to the ground at about 80mph without the case. not pretty.
With the case they survive pretty much anything.
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crab_bloke), Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:46,
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Weeeeee!!!
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:48,
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Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....
...eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... plop
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:56,
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WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGH!
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crab_bloke), Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:57,
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Weeeeee!!!
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:02,
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Glue a bag of rancid piss onto it and crash it into Huw Edwards please.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:11, Reply)
i haven't seen him down the marshes lately
if you can get him to come round, i'll do the piss crashing
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crab_bloke), Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:34,
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Anders Behring Breivik: Norway court finds him sane
"A Norwegian court has found that mass killer Anders Behring Breivik is sane and sentenced him to 21 years in jail.
Breivik admitted killing 77 people and wounding more than 240 others when he bombed central Oslo and then opened fire at an island youth camp last year."
I'm just wondering if 21 years seems somewhat lenient for the scope of his crimes. But i'm also genuinely amazed by one of the reactions of the relatives of one of the victims:
"Now we won't hear about him for quite a while. Now we can have peace and quiet," Per Balch Soerensen, whose daughter was among those killed in the shootings on on Utoeya island, told Denmark's TV2."
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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 12:56,
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It can be extended at a later date
The guy will never be free again.
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retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Fri 24 Aug 2012, 12:58,
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I'm always puzzled by what constitutes "sanity" in these cases...
Shooting 70 kids and showing no remorse...I find it hard to believe that "evil" exists, surely anyone who does something like this must have a broken mechanism.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:12, Reply)
^^This
Surely he has GOT to be insane by the definition of his actions?
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:17,
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I'm actually in this boat
the guy is clearly completely out to lunch
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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:31,
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Sane means he was fully aware of and responsible for his actions
He wasn't hearing voices or seeing the kids he shot as blue space aliens.
Just because you can't imagine doing what he did doesn't mean he's medically unhinged.
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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:44,
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I can grasp that
but I have trouble comprehending any sanity in his killing spree
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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:18,
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With the carefull planning, tact an finesse with which he execute his plans
you could argue that he's saner than many other people.
"Sane" and "adjusted to society" are two completely different things.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:51,
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That's the thing; he seems to be in complete control of his faculties.
Which is unfortunate.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:28,
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There s a logic to what he did though.
From his POV the left wing politicians let the foreigners in and he didn't like foreigners very much. These politicians were teaching the next generation their political ideas at the summer camp and he didn't want the next generation of politicians to let even more in, so he killed them.
See, it's logical.
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They have no 'life' sentence
Because they are open to the concept of personal reform through incarceration. Of course in this case there's not going to be any chance of that happening (or him ever being considered for relaease) but they still have to sentence based on their fairly enlightened principles and laws rather than saying '71 Life sentences' which makes no sense anyway.
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:13,
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I kind of understand it
It robs Breivik of any importance, he'll be locked up inside, and the world will move on, in 10 years he'll be an old news story that nobody under 20 will ever have heard of.
He'll be proven to be nothing, of no importance, and having none of the impact that he imagined he'll have.
Now he's away, the families can begin to move on and put it behind them, without seeing his face and hearing his name everyday.
Peace and quiet.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:15, Reply)
Dunno about that
It's the worst killing since WWII, I think this will not be forgotten
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simbosan is too tired, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:47,
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I reckon they'll put it to bed
I doubt the media there is quite as retarded as the UK media
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21 years is the maximum sentence they can give in norway
although as someone else pointed out I think they can extend it every 5 years or something. Basically I don't think he'll ever see the light of day again as far as I understand it
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wideeye slightly pickled, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:39,
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Mystery Mayoral Norwegian package to be opened...
I love these kind of stories...
Town holds breath over 100-year-old package
After a 100-year wait, a town in central Norway will learn on Friday what’s inside the mystery package left behind by a former mayor.
Speculation is rife about the contents of the three-kilo parcel, sealed and bound in 1912 by the then mayor of Sel, Johan Nygaard, who wrote on the package that it “can be opened in 2012”, newspaper VG reports...
So as is traditional, I ask... What do YOU think will be in it?
My vote (as always) is eye wateringly strong porn.
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 12:35,
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Porn stash.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 12:44,
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if it was destined to be open today
I predict a letter about Breivik, and instructions for how to go back in time to prevent his existence
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A sauna?
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 12:46,
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I have no idea
but there are some great stories on the site you linked to:
- Woman nabbed with 42-inch TV under her skirt
- Woman gored by hormonal bull elk
- Bears in beer-fuelled Norway cabin break in
- Drunk man 'too drunk' for drunk tank
It's like Norway's own version of links
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Raving Homasecsyouall the hours are good but the work sucks, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 12:51,
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Not a patch on
"Drunk Norwegian falls asleep on luggage belt"
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 12:55,
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Naked key hunt lands groom-to-be in jail
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Raving Homasecsyouall the hours are good but the work sucks, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 12:56,
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you could have linked to the one with the mnute by minute package opening ceremony
includes such lines as:
6.34pm: We’re about to get a good look at Johan Nygaard’s package.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 18:25, Reply)
Evidence of time-travel and how to build a time-travel machine all dutifully written down as a Haynes Manual
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 12:54,
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And just as they announce this to the press the double doors swing open into the conference room
and in walks the Mayor Johan Nygaard who says I have something very important to tell you.....
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:25,
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I do hope it's this :D
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:28,
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WE CAN MAKE THIS HAPPEN
Are there any photos of this guy. I don't mind dressing up - but how do we get there!??!
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 21:39,
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Some shit novel he wrote
It will be dissapoint
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retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Fri 24 Aug 2012, 12:56,
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The prototype of 50 Shades of Grey
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 12:57,
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b3ta.com/links/848102
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:40,
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A fossilised wank rag
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:06,
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Or possibly a partially burned cum box.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:13,
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Ahhahahahahahahhahaa
I had forgotten about the cum box
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:58,
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They should just burn it without opening it.
Set an example to any one else who is considering doing a similar stunt.
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Mind Pissage.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:20,
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A steampunk iPad :D
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:28,
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Fudgy longjohns after a night drinking guiness and eating pickled herrings.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:53,
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Genuine officelollingtons
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:12,
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A boxing glove on a spring.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:03,
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+10 for the gif
-5 for "dead"
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:29,
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That's an overall "+5",
take that as you will.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:08,
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it's a letter from dr. emmett brown
saying that he's happy in 1912 and that the delorean should be destroyed
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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 20:16,
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they open it here
www.vg.no/nyheter/innenriks/artikkel.php?artid=10060370
oooooooo
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chuff monkey I AM him, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 20:27,
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Peter Molyneux's hat
also, I predict another package saying - open in 2112
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 21:43,
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more than likely all his old expenses claims!
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skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Sat 25 Aug 2012, 11:21,
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Two-Faced Cunt.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 11:37,
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pity it isn't a boy cat, otherwise they could have called it Janus
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weaver., Fri 24 Aug 2012, 11:52,
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Katzenjammer - Demon kitty rag Live
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:59,
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Why yes, that is exactly what it is.
*now knows what a contrabass balalaika is*
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:41,
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Charlie Charles Bronson Artwork Ebay fraud.
Britain's most notorious prisioner plagiarised & frauded by Gangland Memorabilia, you dirty Sclaaaagsss!
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Cunts.
When I worked in a bookshop I was amazed by the number of people who bought "true crime" books. Utter cunts to a man, all of 'em.
One of them threatened to kneecap me once, too.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 11:11,
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I told her for him, i told her real good.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 11:17,
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I got a better revenge....
Our phones had caller ID & I'd made a note of his mobile no. (in case I needed to call back). The book that he (badly) instructed his (dim, chavvy) girlfriend to get was for a birthday party that evening...
So I got my other half (I was out at a private view) to set him up FILTHY profile on a gay dating website, with his number.We called up about 3AM- He answered the phone screaming "WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GET THIS NUMBER?????! (trustory).
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 11:17,
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Well I can only imagine the kind of audience which this guy would attract...
However, I think we all have some kind of fascination with our crims, decent law abiding folk also buy into this kind of thing ;-]
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Certainly.
Though there are good books written on the subject these books written by violent murderers sensationalising their crimes shed NO light on the subject & just serve as subhuman scum wank-fodder.
NB- Utterly subjective viewpoint from years of dealing with knuckle-dragging, ill-mannered mouth-breathers.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 11:34,
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ThiS^
Might I point out though, that Mr Charlie Charles Bronson is a thoroughly respectable criminal whose never violently murdered anyone ;-D
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The 3rd Annual Greenwich Charity Pantomime Horse Race 2012 - Vid appeal
As some of you guys know,for the past 2 years, myself and a few other B3Tan's help put together a silly Pantomime Horse Race in aid of Demelza Children's Hospice for sick and terminally ill kids. The race is not until December but we are appealing for companies to really get behind it this year and help us raise between 3-5k. The race will now feature 20 panto horse plus random fruit,vegetables and other 'organisms' . A proper B3ta race it is :) Thanks for your continuing support!
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Well..
If every horse (say 20) that enters the race gets just *1* company/business to support them for 50 quid - the company get a poorly printed advert pasted on the horse's arse - then that's a grand straight off. Pubs would jump at the chance. Add another 50 quid and they get thanked in the credits of the inevitable youtube video. Another grand.
Seriously - if you can't raise 10k doing this then give up.
2 quid per photo of kids sitting on panto horse of their choice. Snap, send to wireless printer, 2 quid please.
There's a hundred different ways to raise money when you do a daft race like this.
Cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 11:13,
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Cheers for the heads up..Pubs are involved and infact, the 'route' involves the Horses stopping off at various pubs to get 'watered'. It would be great to raise over £10 but I'm setting the bar at £3-£5k and hope for the best. I'm looking for companies to put in at £100 per Horse (effectively £50 min donation as the horse costumes are £50 per Horse to hire.) If anyone can put the word out then it would be great as I'm looking for a company to properly sponsor the race itself as well as it costs a bit to fund obv but any help is good help.
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Right....
Couple of glasses of red wine and my creative juices are flowing...
Race is 23rd December. Major, major piss-up time. My first port of call would be the local council offices. Early November, stand outside of them and leaflet the staff going in. Make it some sort of departmental challenge.
Rinse and repeat with every big employer in the area.
Make the cost of entry = to cost of hiring costume. Get local rag involved. Start a facebook page where teams can boast and insult each other before race day.
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 11:43,
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I like your style! Thanks buddy. If you want to help us in any way and your are london based then drop me a line! thanks again
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Very silly film mash-up
I made this!
Just a daft idea to test out some video-ripping software. I noticed a couple of similar scenes in Pirates Of The Caribbean 2 and Lost And Found.
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"Also Sprach Zarathustra" - Cecil Holmes' Soulful Sounds
My mp3 player piped this into my ears on my cycle into work this morning, & fair brightened up the journey. Lovely drums. And bass.
Though I don't think Strauss would approve.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:27,
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I'll raise you this 1972 classic version - comes with extra cheese.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5Rn7S2zLWE
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Just about to link that
Killer tune from an awesome album.
This link has more eye candy to help it go down:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJKsp9_L24Q
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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:54,
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Woo!
That's nine minutes of funky wonder.
Dirty, dirty brass too!
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 11:22,
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What's that high pitched instrument that kicks in at 25 seconds?
[edit] 18 seconds
Heard it used before by funkadelic on this track
www.youtube.com/watch?v=81o_migAagY
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 11:07,
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Ah, someone's miked up the bedframe whilst your mum was fucked by an entire special needs rugby team.
And that's the sound.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 11:13,
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No need to throw a strop just because you don't know.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 11:31,
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....and now in English?
(I do actually)
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 11:35,
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I think you'll find there was nothing wrong with the previous sentence.
Sure you know....
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 11:41,
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You fucking dirty thread-deleting kiddie-diddler!
I thought I'd not pressed "reply". Honestly, you've hit a new low.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 11:49,
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It's not my fault the mods won't cater for my dyslexia and let me edit subject lines.
It's against my inalienable human rights, init?
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 12:20,
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House for sale, with incredible interior decor.
I was mind-spending on zoopla (ready for when I magically become a millionaire) and found this amazing house.
Any Steampunkers out there wanting a new house?
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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:01,
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Happy Candles!!!
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:07,
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eeeeee!
I've missed my B3taday for about 3 years running, and now I post on the right day by accident! *joys*
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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:26,
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Rip all that shit out and that's a really nice house.
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DrPrunesquallor is determined to post more as of, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:07,
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Agreed
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:35,
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Agreed
And the load of gravel in the garden can fuck right off too.
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Candles everywhere....
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:29,
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Happy Candles Enzyme!!!
Don't scowl today :D
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:34,
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