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This is a link post a little cover of Yazoo's Situation I made this!
Ron of the seals really. Been stuck indoors with a virus (as in sick not the synth) and got bored. Probably could do better see me after class
 (I helped save b3ta! oldpoint is up in space doing important work for NASA., Mon 16 Feb 2015, 17:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I like Mortimer.
I dislike Reeves.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 18:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Read "Me:Moir". That'll correct you.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 19:00, Reply)
This is a normal post you are Graham Lister AICMFP

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 19:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Nibbles the Comedy Duck will regurgitate shrimps on hearing you recite any of the Ten Commandments.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 19:51, Reply)
This is a normal post i hate both the w@nkers

(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 20:18, Reply)
This is a normal post timely
yer twat!
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 22:01, Reply)
This is a link post The Best Yodeler Ever
Not safe for showing in a monastery.
Yodeller has excellent breathing technique, just watch their chest move.
(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 17:05, Reply)
This is a normal post She's the chest.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 17:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Better than all the breast.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 17:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Better than any bum

(I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 17:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Any bum, you total get.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 19:19, Reply)
This is a normal post That's my girl!

(GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 18:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I watched this with the sound down.
Presumably I didn't miss anything.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 18:54, Reply)
This is a normal post the yodelling is awful but she magically continues while downing the pint

(dyllon nice beaver., Mon 16 Feb 2015, 19:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Eughhhh!
Tattoos :(
 (Spin Its a thing., Mon 16 Feb 2015, 20:27, Reply)
This is a link post Lada's new entry for the 2015 WTCC
not what you would expectr from those pesky russioans, may come with dash cam
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks chavvy

(Bob the Builder killed Captain Alex, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 18:15, Reply)
This is a link post classy
Michael Bolton, 33, who had gone to Fifty Shades with his wife Yvonne, 32, said: “Besides being the worst film I have ever seen, three women were getting arrested and put in a police van when we arrived".
“They were wiping down seats before the start of the 8.20pm film.”
Michael, of Kelvinbridge, Glasgow, added: “There were also several incredibly drunk women vomiting in the aisle and corridor and several complaints from the other screen about drunk and rowdy folk.”
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 15:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha fucking hell

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 15:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Wasn't your missus going to watch this too or did I imagine that?

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Mon 16 Feb 2015, 16:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Who do you think mashed that guy's face up?

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 16:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Yup tonight.
I've sent this link and told her to behave herself.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 16:18, Reply)
This is a normal post and that's probably the poshest cinema in Glasgow
just imagine what they'll be like in the Odeon
 (I helped save b3ta! Nuisance Value, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 18:34, Reply)
This is a normal post My dear loving and long suffering wife, thought that she would surprise me with tickets to see this film...
never having read the books or shown any intrest in the mumporn writings of a frustrated writer, i was in a position to actualy watch the film with no preconcieved ideas or thoughts.

I can honestly with my hand on my heart that it is complete shit,and not worth the £26 she paid for the tickets and then the £7.50 she paid for the two cups of fizzy shitwater they call pepsi, well when i say she paid , what i should have said was she paid with my card.
if you get a chance to go and see this film and go, then either you need mental help or you are on a promise, i would rather watch Tabs and Pissy getting it on and then argueing over who's turn it is to dig the shallow grave

several people got up throught the film complaining and left
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 15:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I read a article that
asked loads of people of all ages what they thought. Weirdly about half said they thought it was really kinky and the other half said it was completely tame. So which is it Fluff, kinky or tame?
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 15:56, Reply)
This is a normal post well she seems to spend an inordinate amount of time crying
and as for the bondage scenes you see more rope work in a boyscout meeting, over hyped and to many people thinking it is some thing it isnt.
Channel 4 could show it with no extra editing, tits and not much else,

on a rating scale from here to there it would rate a shuffle in the wrong direction.
it is crap, no actually worse than crap, as crap is incredibly usefull,
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh.
I don't think crying is sexy personally, but maybe I'm just a prude.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 16:16, Reply)
This is a normal post stop doing it then

(dyllon nice beaver., Mon 16 Feb 2015, 19:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Does it have an amputee woman with a bag on her head (Budgens) cutting the nipples off a down syndrome dwarf
whilst an SS soldier in blackface shits out the mangled remains of a tapir foetus?

I've had private access to the internet since the age of 17 and find that's the only thing that still gets my cogs whirring these days.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 17:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Women probably think its kinky, men who have watched proper porn think its tame

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 16:15, Reply)
This is a normal post That was why it was weird though
a lady in her seventies said no big deal, bloke in his twenties said it was a bit much. Quite a few seemed upset by a whipping scene, both men and women.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 16:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Perhaps the bloke in his twenties went to see it with his mum.

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 18:31, Reply)
This is a normal post My wife doesn't think it's kinky.
She think's its for repressed, thick, house-wives who can't work out how to use google.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 16:24, Reply)
This is a normal post It's like a Carry On film in that respect

(I helped save b3ta! custard, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 18:35, Reply)
This is a normal post she's spot on

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 22:16, Reply)
This is a normal post How did it not fall foul of the Extreme Porn law that they passed a couple of years ago that outlawed sex scenes where it was clear someone was being hurt?

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 16 Feb 2015, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post thats because the actors were actoring and David Camaron can only get a chubby on whilst watching actors doing there actoring

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 16:50, Reply)
This is a normal post It was just before Christmas.
Unlikely to see any of these acts in tweedy-porn.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 17:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here.
This film will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 16:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm glad my missus actually wanted to see Kingsman: The Secret Service
fucking brilliant film, and we pretty much had the entire screen to ourselves because everyone else had gone next door to watch 50 Shades of Shit
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 16 Feb 2015, 16:30, Reply)
This is a normal post It sounds like your wife
is taking the piss. You don't take someone out as a treat to something they have no interest in, and then make them pay for it.

Even if you're a woman.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 16:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I bet it was colmcq n his mates in drag.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post bite me, princess

(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 16:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking hell
Sounds like quite the romantic night out
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Michael Bolton brings the sexy just by showing up with his wife Yvonne.

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 16:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Do they say whether it's THE Michael Bolton?
I'm gonna assume it is.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 16:21, Reply)
This is a normal post You mean out of Office Space?
Also, do you have gunmetal on ignore? If so, you'll be pleased to know you are two sides to the same coin.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Mon 16 Feb 2015, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought Tabs WAS gunmetal?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 16:29, Reply)
This is a normal post No, he of the 80s power ballad/impressive mullet.
Of course I have him on ignore, why?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 16:30, Reply)
This is a normal post He too was speculating about THE Michael Bolton nine minutes before you.
Maybe this is the bridge you need.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Mon 16 Feb 2015, 16:39, Reply)
This is a normal post it's like Coronation Street around these parts

(macroscian (1 like), Tue 17 Feb 2015, 8:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Is it better or worse than Showgirls
from 20 years ago?
 (I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 18:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Please put down your weapon. You have 20 seconds to comply.

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 23:18, Reply)
This is a link post Dubai Flow Motion I made this!
This was a huge project. Lots of fun to shoot too.
(kwhi02, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 15:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Incredible and hypnotising. Though needs more Yakety Sax :)

(Leemondus, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 15:25, Reply)
This is a normal post have i been on here to long or does the 'd' and the 'b' both look like knobs with sacks?
maybe its a thinly vield insult?
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers - glad you liked it!
Fun - yeah - good call on the Yakety Sax. :-)
 (kwhi02, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 15:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant
The skydiving bit was stomach churning.

I lived in dubai for 18 years yet most of this video is new to me.
 (Souq, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 19:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I got to the bit where the tourists took a selfie - Dubai is such a massive pile of crap.
Why didn't you show the miles long queues of trucks full of human slurry?

Or show Deira with all the 3rd world slums?

Would have been ace to include the human trafficking for prostitution at the York International.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Dubai, allowing poor English people to think they're rich due to visiting since....

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a glorified shopping centre
there is fuck all to do there apart from bang whores and drink moonshine
 (I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 15:37, Reply)
This is a normal post So it's Las Vegas?

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post sounds good to me
apart from the shopping centre bit
 (I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 17:44, Reply)
This is a normal post have a snickers pissflaps
your not your self when your angry.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 15:46, Reply)
This is a normal post That's his secret.
He's always angry.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 16:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I like the video and the tech, great stuff
However did they take your passport and use you as slave labour or just give you a case of used banknotes covered in the blood of others?

www.independent.co.uk/voices/commentators/johann-hari/the-dark-side-of-dubai-1664368.html

https://news.usc.edu/65972/dubai-a-city-rolling-in-oil-and-forced-labor/
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 15:33, Reply)
This is a normal post fuck the gulf states
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sharia_in_the_United_Arab_Emirates
 (I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 16:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely short
Not entirely sure i'll ever want to step foot in that place though
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 16:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Doubt I'll ever go there. I cannae walk that fast.

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 18:43, Reply)
This is a normal post \o/

(I helped save b3ta! kombu dashi, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 0:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Great work and gets a deserved *click*
Still a demented shithole though and probably the worst place I have ever worked.
and I have worked in Immingham
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 19:51, Reply)
This is a normal post That was amazing!!
Can you do one for Cardiff next? :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Bobod Perpetually following through, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 20:02, Reply)
This is a normal post pretty and skilfully made but dubai is an abominable place
Do you think you should be using your skill to promote it?
 (dyllon nice beaver., Mon 16 Feb 2015, 20:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Very nice advert but I still would not step foot in that place.

(I helped save b3ta! CysticSpazzGland has just puwked on your mum, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 20:55, Reply)
This is a normal post ...just don't suggest that secularism might be a reasonable choice.
Those guys tend to think that Allah's law is the only acceptable form of government... the psychos.
 (chompedhomas, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 21:13, Reply)
This is a link post The Katering Show – FOOD PORN NSFW
Aussie web series, quite funny, NSFW for the occasional fucking swear.
(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 15:08, Reply)
This is a normal post most of it surprisingly watchable

(macroscian (1 like), Mon 16 Feb 2015, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha, I've just watched the lot, quite enjoyed them all.
Bleak looks promising too, although Mclennan's stand-up seems very missable.
 (I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 15:35, Reply)
This is a normal post That was superb :D

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post The Christmas episode is worth catching too
The Thermomix one too, if you know anyone with one of those overpriced blenders
 (I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 15:37, Reply)
This is a normal post
That is a wonderful pisstake.
 (Lord Custard, Tue 17 Feb 2015, 1:26, Reply)
This is a link post Trailer for 'The Church of Gail'
Her trolls actually got into her house!
(Feeling curious but guilty)
(felixcoen, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 14:14, Reply)
This is a normal post YAY GAIL!!!!
*Has mind sex*
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post are you confusing her with Gail from coronation street?

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 15:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Coor what a threesome that would be!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 15:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Steady on there tiger

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 16:21, Reply)
This is a link post what a lovely dulcet voice

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 13:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Mmmnnnggggg

(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post she bangs?

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 15:54, Reply)
This is a normal post
youtu.be/OavTXXrC2Bc?t=1s
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 13:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Well that's cleared a lot of things up

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post This is quite old isn't it?
Does anyone know what exactly is going on?
 (I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 14:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Just turn on CC/subtitles and change Settings to English.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 14:35, Reply)
This is a normal post No, I'm still none the wiser.
I'll just take it as David Lee Roth wants to rejoin Van Halen.
 (I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 15:16, Reply)
This is a normal post You just made me sign in
just to press "I like this".
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, bravo!

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post YouTube auto-caption is rubbish!

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 16:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Was this from a comedy show?
If not, we might need smallpox back again.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 16 Feb 2015, 14:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Cerebral palsy? O_o

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 16 Feb 2015, 14:16, Reply)
This is a normal post
Ok scooby!
 (hiraeth SPACE £19.99. I say yer buy one yer get one free, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 14:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Mindpiss
www.b3ta.com/links/454446#post454448
 (hiraeth SPACE £19.99. I say yer buy one yer get one free, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post ah bang bang bang
bang bang aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah bang

I think that's the general gist of what she/he is saying.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Is this a programme where Tracey Emin interviews members of her family?

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought it was that bejewelled spaz from 300

(Spin Its a thing., Mon 16 Feb 2015, 18:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Boing boing

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qy9EnZ14cY4
 (I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 19:48, Reply)
This is a link post 10/10 best game ever.

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 12:19, Reply)
This is a normal post It's all fun and games...
until somebody loses an eye.
 (I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 12:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Music gave me meatspin flashbacks.

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 13:08, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this :(

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 13:35, Reply)
This is a normal post You're talking about the internet thing, right?.....RIGHT?!

(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 15:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Er. Of course!

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 17:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Of course they didn't mean that thing that is personal to you that isn't on the internet.

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 21:51, Reply)
This is a link post Our star as you've never seen it
Five years of NASA's Solar Dynamics Observatory. You might want to turn off the sound.
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 12:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Oooh purdy

(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 12:17, Reply)
This is a normal post That was bloody brilliant.

(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 12:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think there's any need to swear.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 13:07, Reply)
This is a normal post What has the bloody sun ever done for us?
Oh. Wonderful stuff but one day it will turn the earth into toast. Suspect we will turn the earth into toast long before the sun does during it's death throes
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 13:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Fake!
Nobody ever actually observed the sun until after they had the idea of a "sun".
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 13:33, Reply)
This is a normal post That's deep man

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm founding "Christians Against Stars"

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 13:51, Reply)
This is a normal post has anybody ever observed your willy?

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 14:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Let me check.

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Found it yet?

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 17:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks familiar :)

(I helped save b3ta! 2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 15:03, Reply)
This is a link post Think! Look where you are going. I made this!
In this weeks episode of The Sketch Files comedy writer/actor Chris Waller appears in this speed awareness spoof.

Support us by liking, sharing and subscribing to THE SKETCH FILES!
(SketchPhile http://tinyurl.com/ot5apbm, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 11:51, Reply)
This is a normal post sure, once you support us by liking others work, sharing it and donating to b3ta

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 11:52, Reply)
This is a normal post
i've no problem with that
 (SketchPhile http://tinyurl.com/ot5apbm, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 11:54, Reply)
This is a normal post good stuff, not commenting on other peoples stuff or joining in gets peoples backs up.
b3ta is a community not an advertising slot, get to know people and they'll respond to your clips with a much friendlier attitude.
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 12:02, Reply)
This is a normal post No, your mum.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 12:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I no youre mum

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 12:09, Reply)
This is a normal post
how are your mums? they ok?
 (SketchPhile http://tinyurl.com/ot5apbm, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 12:10, Reply)
This is a normal post My mum asked if you'd post a link to this video on the /talk board as they love this kind of thing.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 12:12, Reply)
This is a normal post
this account may be new but ive been a member on here for years
 (SketchPhile http://tinyurl.com/ot5apbm, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 12:14, Reply)
This is a normal post
member shit
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 12:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Get 'im Toasty!!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 12:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Nazi by proxy

(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 12:11, Reply)
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damn the Juice
 (SketchPhile http://tinyurl.com/ot5apbm, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 12:29, Reply)
This is a normal post To be honest, that isn't true.
Get to know people round here, and they'll simply have more conviction when they call you a cunt!
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 12:47, Reply)
This is a normal post :)

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 12:50, Reply)
This is a normal post bantz!
you noncing hardfarting cunt.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 13:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Making comedy and hanging around your own
thread doesn't really seem out-of-spirit with the site to me, unlike posting and running or not judging the audience and posting something irrelevant.

Said before, but I think /board should take on all I Made This stuff, and leave links for the chat and criticism.

It can be hard to find places to launch work without a flaming, and that used to be one of the unique things about this site when it was mostly a place for people who make web things to gather.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 13:27, Reply)
This is a normal post
one of the reasons we love B3ta!
 (SketchPhile http://tinyurl.com/ot5apbm, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 13:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes do that.
Then Danny Jock can piss off there instead.

EDIT: Although having a section just dedicated to "I made this" links might be an idea. But you'll be buggered if you want any new development to happen here anytime soon.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 13:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Coming across as a needy, attention seeking whore is a great look.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 11:54, Reply)
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that is no way to speak of your mother!
 (SketchPhile http://tinyurl.com/ot5apbm, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 11:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow, on the basis of this comment i'm guessing the video you posted to be comedy gold.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 11:58, Reply)
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yes total megalolz!
 (SketchPhile http://tinyurl.com/ot5apbm, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 12:06, Reply)
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Well, you've got the hang of this board fairly rapidly
 (Yorkshire Soul Glasscock rocks, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 12:02, Reply)
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I've actually been a member on here for a fair few years. The Sketch Files is something ive recently made up to give something back. Better than aids!
 (SketchPhile http://tinyurl.com/ot5apbm, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 12:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking hell, you're all heart, aren't you?

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 12:26, Reply)
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whats the problem? ive often been amused at the photoshop creativity on here so why not give something back
 (SketchPhile http://tinyurl.com/ot5apbm, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 12:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe you should focus your altruistic ways on Africa, you're the selfless hero this world needs.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 12:53, Reply)
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no im the selfless hero this world deserves!
 (SketchPhile http://tinyurl.com/ot5apbm, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 13:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Take your meds!

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 16 Feb 2015, 14:20, Reply)
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LOLZ
 (SketchPhile http://tinyurl.com/ot5apbm, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 14:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Again!?!
Fuck it, ok then.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 14:31, Reply)
This is a normal post mmmmmm..........battered road-kill
Whatever will Scottish chip shops come up with next
 (I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 12:06, Reply)
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in an effort to get their 5 a day. Chip shops across scotland have been deep frying all sorts of fruit n veg.
 (SketchPhile http://tinyurl.com/ot5apbm, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 12:08, Reply)
This is a normal post FUCK OFF WITH YOUR VIDEO/LINK
DON'T COME BACK. CUNT.

This community thing is ace!
 (I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 12:10, Reply)
This is a normal post
sounds like a typical closet creampie eater
 (SketchPhile http://tinyurl.com/ot5apbm, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 12:14, Reply)
This is a normal post "Closet"?

(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 12:17, Reply)
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surely you'd run into some heat if you went public with your necrocreampie eaterie
 (SketchPhile http://tinyurl.com/ot5apbm, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 12:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Succinct.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 12:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Like the set up
But found the punchline a bit predictable and consequently tame. I think I've seen a few variations on the idea before maybe so anticipated what was coming.

To move away from that, why not end on a shot of the car with metal spikes, skulls and barbed wire strapped to the front? And the driver laughing maniacally whilst dribbling and shouting "you will definitely die... BECAUSE I WILL MAKE SURE YOU ARE DEAD"... or something.

Ideally you want the driver to be played by Kevin Eldon during his Simon Quinlank era.

You can have that for free.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 12:13, Reply)
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thanks. this is a fairly old sketch. The Sketch Files is set up for people of a similar mindset to collaborate on just for fun projects. I've been a masterB3TA for a while and thought id share here to give something back.
 (SketchPhile http://tinyurl.com/ot5apbm, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 12:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Just out of interest...
Why don't you post using your main account?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 13:16, Reply)
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because i dont want the sketch files to be "me" i want it to be a place where writers, producers and performers collaborate and have a few laughs along the way.
 (SketchPhile http://tinyurl.com/ot5apbm, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes but
that's your SketchPhile place on the youtube. Here you could post under your real account and still invite people to collaborate. Hiding behind a self-titled sock puppet doesn't help you too much here (most will take it from a spam standpoint). Surely your dedicated account would provide a more welcoming response?

Unless you're a total cunt?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 13:37, Reply)
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I prefer the anonymity. but then again i could just be a massive cunt!
 (SketchPhile http://tinyurl.com/ot5apbm, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post You are itilliterate
AICMFP
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 13:48, Reply)
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sorry mate i didnt go to public school what what
 (SketchPhile http://tinyurl.com/ot5apbm, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post He/She was a old account that got banned
and has since had a few more new ones. I think they all got banned too.

I will peruse your video when I find my headphones.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 13:53, Reply)
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ha ha i had no idea what you were on about ;-) my old account is my real name. i never posted much but always liked a good giggle at the photoshop genius
 (SketchPhile http://tinyurl.com/ot5apbm, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Never realised that they got banned.
They're probably that new whiny loudmouth who recently started posting. I say recently, it was more like a week after itilliterate stopped posting.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Mon 16 Feb 2015, 14:54, Reply)
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sounds like they are in good company then ;-)
 (SketchPhile http://tinyurl.com/ot5apbm, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 15:21, Reply)
This is a normal post It's currently The Accidental Troll

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 15:44, Reply)
This is a normal post "Support us by liking, sharing and subscribing to THE SKETCH FILES!"
I reported this video to youtube for spam. Am I doing it right?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 12:14, Reply)
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spot on mate!
 (SketchPhile http://tinyurl.com/ot5apbm, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 12:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahahaha :D

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 12:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello!
I enjoyed that. Having had two motorbikes written off because of useless cunts not looking where they're going, I endorse your message completely.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 12:29, Reply)
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thank you!
 (SketchPhile http://tinyurl.com/ot5apbm, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 12:41, Reply)
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 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more question marks and line breaks

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 14:01, Reply)
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autism. he can only communicate via interpretive ???????
 (SketchPhile http://tinyurl.com/ot5apbm, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 14:30, Reply)
This is a normal post youve met me then

(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 14:53, Reply)
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yeah we met dogging remember? I was the one nicknamed "the dark knight'
 (SketchPhile http://tinyurl.com/ot5apbm, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 15:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Try another keyboard.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 16 Feb 2015, 14:27, Reply)
This is a link post ISIS recruiting vid.
Might have been some lost (or added) in translation.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 11:41, Reply)
This is a link post David Bowie in one minute, in one take I made this!
Hullo! I made a thing about the life and times of David Bowie. Hope people like it! It includes laughing gnomes and the Labyrinth crotch bulge.
(Cap'n, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 10:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice work!

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 12:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks! :D

(Cap'n, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 13:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha aceness!

(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Wooo!
Cheers!
 (Cap'n, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 23:15, Reply)
This is a normal post bravo
although two things i would have liked to have seen are;

bowie and jagger dancing like cunts, before noshing each other off...

but apart from that, have a standing ovation...youll have to trust me on that one
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha thanks man!
We really wanted to do a Jagger bit from the very beginning. We were going to get someone in a mullet wig and draw on some Jagger jowls in board marker. Probably wasn't a good idea... Also for some reason I got so bowled over by photos of Bowie in the 90s WEARING A FUCKING T-SHIRT AND BEING IN A GRUNGE BAND WHAT and we did that instead, I guess it kept focus on him.
 (Cap'n, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 22:22, Reply)
This is a normal post That's amazingly brilliant and completely excellent.
I hate you
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 20:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you!
I still love you.
 (Cap'n, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 22:27, Reply)
This is a normal post haha very funny!

(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard LIFT the Epstein FUCKS Immediately!, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 10:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Very funny, but Bowie stills remains a god...

(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Fri 6 Mar 2015, 18:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm still laughing at your Kanye one.

Been recommending it to anyone who will listen.

This David Bowie effort is a bit "meh".... only because it's so tragically true, and not "it's funny coz it's troooo!"

From my non-music historian perspective, I couldn't shake the idea that he was too much a shrewd businessman always lookin' for the next fad. Yes, he might have been leading the way in some of them, but how many kiddies *really* followed him? Who dressed up as space traveler for a big night out chasing the ladies? He was always the odd-bod.

He didn't produce enough age-defining hits to excuse his attention seeking. Y'know, the kind of hits that a generation embraces, and defines a wonderful brief time in their youth. Madonna had [has?] a very similar game plan to Bowie's, but she gets a pass.... because she consistently put the runs on the board. Hits. Fashion. Sexuality. Girl power. And I'm in no way a fan of hers at all.

"Space Oddity" is an OK song in a creepy sad kind of way. "Fame" is good. "Modern Love" is a toe tapper. His best-of albums are good long distance driving fare. But how does his legacy stack up against The Rolling Stones or The Who or Queen? Or even Madness, if you want a slightly more modern example.

He rates at around Deep Purple or Alice Cooper levels. That's probably why he cashed in his chips in 1997 and issued bonds for his future royalties. He knew he was gonna be remembered as a spud! :) Sell high.

A *very* big disclaimer to finish with: I wasn't a sentinel being in the mid-1970s. This is merely a Gen Xer's point of view, from what I've picked up from old timers and documentaries and articles.

ps: Cap'n, you didn't work in a quick Davy Jones / Monkees pun? Son, I am disappoint.

pps: I'm *not* having a go! This comment was meant to end at the "funny coz it's trooo" sentence. Fuck me, talk about a stream of consciousness.
 (Big Ramifications, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 9:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm a boring opinionated old git.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_szFbvY65oA

I has that exact stupid expression on my face as the fella in the Youtube link when I read the meandering monstrosity of a comment I had just posted.
 (Big Ramifications, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 9:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Namely THIS expression:



"What the hell did I just write?!"
 (Big Ramifications, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Ohhh, have we got a video?

In the pleasant backwater where I grew up, when video players and video stores first appeared [probably 5 years after the rest of the Western world], all movies would have a number of movie trailers at the beginning of the tape.

It quickly became Chinese water torture. It was like they only chose from a pool of 20 movies, and some of them were a few years old.

"Mephisto", "Turkey Shoot", "Road Games", "Southern Comfort", "Scanners", "Puberty Blues", "I Spit on Your Grave", and MARTHER FARKING "Merry Christmas, Mr. Lawrence" starring David Bowie as Mr. Lawrence.

The part in the trailer where the Japanese prison guard shouts "Melly Clistmas! Mista Rorrence" is seared into my freaken brain. :)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBoRLqe_LlA

Check out the stupid look on poor old Mr. Lawrence's head, willya.


 (Big Ramifications, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Link to the official 3 minute trailer if anyone's interested.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JTroFovUXw
 (Big Ramifications, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:45, Reply)
This is a link post Fantastic Amusement Park in the Philipines
where the Hulk, Snow White, Giant Manga Robots and... the plane from the cover of Airplane! the movie hang out
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 10:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Do they have
a Dungeons and Dragons ride?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 11:09, Reply)
This is a normal post hope so, one that includes all of Tolkein's characters and Ivor the Engine

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 11:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Threadjack: Last night, whilst I was waiting for a friend, a junkie kept urgently asking me whether I'd heard Phil Collins had died.
I just googled "Phil Collins", he hasn't.
Oh, heroin is a funny old thing, isn't it?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 11:39, Reply)
This is a normal post "The Bristol Chronicles"

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 12:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder who that junkie actually stabbed then.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Mon 16 Feb 2015, 12:19, Reply)
This is a normal post He was probably just telling you what he thought you wanted to hear.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 12:31, Reply)
This is a normal post ^i did think this, tbh.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I had one talking to me whilst I was waiting for an engineer to sort my old shop shutter out.
He kept trying to sell us his trousers.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 13:18, Reply)
This is a link post Christians Against Dinosaurs
the creationist off Mumsnet
(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 8:51, Reply)
This is a normal post *awaits feathers comment*

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 8:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Feather?
I barely know 'er!
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 16 Feb 2015, 9:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Her accent is not convincing.
I cannot believe the amount of attention this "joke" is getting.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 8:58, Reply)
This is a normal post ^This

(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 9:22, Reply)
This is a normal post what a deeply unpleasant seeming woman
Any idea what her basis for "dinosaurs were invented before fossils were found" is?
Fossil discoveries go back thousands of years, but as far as I know the term Dinosaur is from 1800s
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 9:02, Reply)
This is a normal post that was the bit that for you was mental?

(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 9:32, Reply)
This is a normal post that was the first bit I saw, the link started part way in before it was edited

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 9:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Apart from anything else
if you have a hypothesis then find evidence to support it, that makes your hypothesis stronger not, as she appears to think, that it "makes no sense".
 (richardm, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 11:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I want to bounce her fucking head off that desk.

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 9:09, Reply)
This is a normal post every chance she'll bounce it off her own dashboard soon enough
www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2RMH9we62Q
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 9:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't believe in dead dinos
But pumps them in her tank.

The logic is strong in this one.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 11:48, Reply)
This is a normal post
fucking head tits
that desk my fucking head
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 13:19, Reply)
This is a normal post This as well like

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 14:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Supernarrowvision satire
The CAD folks are attempting to show how daft dino-denialists are, by appearing to take their side and posting tripe like this ^^.

The pity is that they are taken seriously by both sides.
 (I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 9:20, Reply)
This is a normal post satire should always have a knowing wink, this just comes across as misinformation for everyone
CNet failed to get to the bottom of it www.cnet.com/news/christian-group-to-schools-stop-filling-kids-heads-with-dinosaurs/
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 9:22, Reply)
This is a normal post 'satire should always have a knowing wink'?
Says who? Who made you the comedy police? Why should stuff be labelled for idiots? I don't like this CAD joke for a variety of reasons such as I don't think it's funny, and I hate that creationism seems only to be used as source material for Christian bashing. All of the fairy tale brigade, Jews, Muslims etc, are creationists. However I admire how CAD has taken in so many mugs who need a laughter track overdubbed on their comedy.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 10:38, Reply)
This is a normal post How do you know this is comedy?
Seems odd that a satirical act would set their Facebook page to private/invite only.
Although I guess they could be safeguarding themselves from angry Christians.
If it is comedy, the "knowing wink" that you have spotted is proving elusive to a great many.
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 10:41, Reply)
This is a normal post OK, I kind of assumed that this was the same
person/group that had started that thread on mumsnet that was posted on here that was obviously a joke, but I concede that this loony probably isn't joking. However I still take issue with your suggestion that satire needs to be signposted. That's just not true. Sometimes the more subtle the satire, the more effective it is. Satire is primarily a method of criticism, humour is secondary, or even a by product.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 11:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I never said signposted
you're taking my "knowing wink" comment literally when it wasn't meant to be.
I meant "a tiny thread of information to unravel should you question its motivation"
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 11:21, Reply)
This is a normal post You should say what you mean and mean what you say.
Now go to your room and think about what you've done.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post people should say what they mean and mean what they say?
like in the video?
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 12:42, Reply)
This is a normal post You just wait till your father gets home young man.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 12:46, Reply)
This is a normal post
man Earth
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post But for it to be satire the criticism must be executed through humour and wit.
Surely neither is secondary? Certainly not a by-product though, the by-product would be the satire.
Edit: should read 'could be the satire'.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Mon 16 Feb 2015, 11:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Not true.
I crap on about satire so much on here I'm even boring myself. Satire is criticism under the veil of ridicule. How witty or humorous that attempted ridicule actually is varies enormously, and obviously is subjective. So for example, all those Charlie Hebdo cartoons were satirical, but witty? Funny? Not in my opinion, well maybe a few of them, but mainly not at all.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm lumping, perhaps incorrectly, that ridicule into wit.
Wit doesn't have to be witty and funny doesn't have to be 'ha ha'.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Mon 16 Feb 2015, 13:06, Reply)
This is a normal post You're not funny ha ha, you're funny strange.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 13:23, Reply)
This is a normal post You're funny smelling.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Mon 16 Feb 2015, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm confused by all this
it's a joke?
Do they understand what a joke is?

to me they're just doing this...
i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/738/025/db0.jpg
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 13:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant!
Pretty much a large section of the internet in a nutshell.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Mon 16 Feb 2015, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Creationists are nearly satire-proof
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyGHsMeIjGs
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 12:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Have you asked to join? It's worth a look
I don't know why it's set to private - trying to appear like paranoid fundies perhaps - but I was added within a minute or two of my request. For research purposes, natch.

It's quite a mosh pit in there! All sorts of different factions are joining in - dinofundies, creationists, antidinofundies, satirists, palaeos, plus legions of sniggereing trolls/redditors.

It's really worth a read but it'll leave your head spinning trying to figure out who is deluded and who is disingenuous.
 (Puerile Digital Arts Community - Make sigs bold and link coloured! Now!, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 11:53, Reply)
This is a normal post save us the facebook hell and do some screen grabs perhaps?

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 12:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Facebook pages full of crazy are crazy big
There's *far* too much shit in the FB thread to be screencapping anything, but have a look at this blog post and then have a look at their best of CAD.
 (Puerile Digital Arts Community - Make sigs bold and link coloured! Now!, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Making 6 or 7 videos on the same topic...
...isn't an effective 'repeat until funny' strategy.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 10:05, Reply)
This is a normal post It could easily be a long game prank, question is will people be bored by the time they do their punchline?

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 10:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Well I certainly will.
If the internet hasn't amused me within about 20 seconds, I go and look at boobies instead.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Does she get her norks out?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 11:00, Reply)
This is a normal post To prove she's 100% mammal?

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 11:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Tis'
They are probly as fake as dinos.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 11:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Would.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 11:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Would.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post can you imagine arguing with this twat?
She seems to have no sense of reason, and that smirk would make me want to punch her stupid face.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 13:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Portrait as well.

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 13:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Gravy? or chip shop curry sauce?
I can't decide what I'd most like to lick off her norks.
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 13:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Choose either but make sure it's PIPING hot.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post That's the most annoying video in history.
Bullshit spouted all the way through, annoying up-her-own-arse wannabe webstar whining constantly and it's in fucking portrait!
Oh, and repeating the same point over and over and over just makes you desperate to cling to anything to give any kind of credence to what you're whining about.
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 18:57, Reply)
This is a link post #awks

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 8:27, Reply)
This is a normal post That is EXACTLY how I dance.
The copying little bitch
 (I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 8:40, Reply)
This is a normal post
dance dress
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 8:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Well both really

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 9:05, Reply)
This is a link post The "Space Jam" dunk has them going crazy!

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 5:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Who Understands Those Rap Guys Anyway?

(Big Ramifications, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 7:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Still worth the same number of points as if the ball was put in the net in a proper spazzy way.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 8:17, Reply)
This is a normal post still not as good as this one
www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5HB_3KkdyI
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 16 Feb 2015, 8:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Better still :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0w0EevaLYA&feature=youtube_gdata_player
 (hiraeth SPACE £19.99. I say yer buy one yer get one free, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 9:32, Reply)
This is a normal post There weren't any defenders or an opposition
That sort of makes the whole exercise pointless doesn't it?
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 12:35, Reply)

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