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I've roughly planned out a short trip around some of Australiaprobably for Winter 2011. Looks like it's going to cost around £2,000, so considering there's £2.36 in my bank account, I'd better get saving.
What are you saving up for?
Alternatively, tell me about your sucktastic Monday so far.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:18,
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Ace! Come visit me!I'll take you on a tour of the area - are you going to be in Melbourne at all?
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2011? Hang on, won't you be over here by then?(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:21,
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ohhhhh wait, it depends on what time of year...I thought she meant my winter time :( Not yours. Guess I can't do that then. *gutted*
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If you're over here by then though we can at least meet at a bash and you can tell me all about Australia :)(
Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:24,
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I get to the UK on the 15th of Nov.I have about 10 days free on my time of travelling so far.
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Looks like we'll have to sort a Manc bash so we can all meet you!(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:27,
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i'd need to work out a place to stay in manc first.but that sounds pretty good to me.
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There are several b3tans in/around ManchesterSo you won't be too stuck. Work out any date you can make, and we'll arrange a bash for it
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:32,
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umm well I'll probably be free before the 10th of november?from around the 6th to the 10th? On the 10th though I'll be in Yorkshire.
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So Friday 5th or Saturday 6th reallyI hope we buck the trend, and go for a Saturday bash, as I'm at a gig on the friday, and would prefer to not be a sweaty mess at a bash (again)
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:35,
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wellYou'll just have to add the event to the calendar yourself, then, to make sure it's a sat
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It's down to everyone else really, I'll create the event, then ask if anyone would prefer the fridayIIRC, it's the same weekend we had the bash last year, where BGB repainted her hotel room
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:50,
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Here we arewww.b3ta.com/calendar/event/22636
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:59,
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Signed inAnd a few suggestions. I'll do my best to be here. I'm going to write it down in my calendar now.
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Um AA, I think I may have confused you.I meant I'll be staying in yorkshire on the 10th of DECEMBER.
On the 6th of november I'll be sitting my Psychology exam.
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Oh, badIf it's the 6th of December I can't make it for sure. I'll be leaving England at the end of November for 3 blessed months.
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I"m glad you're off somewhere fun.but sad at the same time. are you free between then 26th and 29th of November? Maybe we could catch up then?
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I don't know where I'm going to be by thenOtherwise I'd offer you my flat. I'll be able to tell you something closer to the day.
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I have a spare room in Manchesterso depending on whether or not we've ironically switched places by then, I might have a bed for you
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:49,
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aha. thank you - I appreciate that.I'll definitely take you up on it if we haven't swapped continents.
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I might not be in Manchester by NovemberBut I could always come up and pay you all a visit, couldn't I?
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I'm hoping to hop on and off the Greyhound bus toursstarting in Adelaide where some friends live, then going across to Sydney and then up to Brisbane, so I won't be in Melbourne I'm afraid. We can only go for 2 weeks because Wiggy can't take more than 2 weeks off at a time :(
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:23,
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that's fair enough.Greyhound tours are pretty good I've heard - so that's a good idea. I warn you though - pack at least one set of warm clothes. What time of winter were you planning on going?
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I think we'll be looking at around October/November timeI always pack a couple of jumpers, I'm like a lizard even in hot countries.
I've got no idea of distances and time frames though, how long do you reckon a Greyhound bus would take to go from say Adelaide to Sydney? It's got about 5 stops on the way as well.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:51,
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Wow!That's a long, long flight for 2 weeks, but it's better than nothing. I'm sure you'll enjoy it a lot and he'll want to go again.
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fingers crossedHe might be able to persuade them to let us have 3 weeks, but I can't rely on it so I think I'll work on 2 weeks and if we get extra time then that's a bonus.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:51,
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Good thinking3 weeks is just about right, if you don't do stop-overs on the way. I'm so happy you've finally convinced him. I hope you get to save the money.
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That's why I've set it so far away, so I only have to save a little bit a month.As soon as I get a tenant in my rental property I won't be quite so stretched so it shouldn't be impossible. Having said that though, things always seem to pop up and sap my savings!
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:15,
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I'm currently saving to go to Liege in NovemberTo go to see my tattooist and get my sleeve finished.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:21,
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that's a bit of a trek!I don't have the money to update my tattoo unfortunately, sadface. Someone recommended one in Manchester to me by saying "he did a lot of Amy Winehouse's tattoos". Yeah, not going there then.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:25,
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I love geometric/polynesian tattoosAnd have a list of top artists I NEED work off. This will mean trips to Germany, Spain, Belgium, London, and Birmingham. The latter is a lot more manageable!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:28,
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Tats on TourThere's a guy I know who is a tattooist and the work I've seen so far is really great, but I'm a bit worried about having him tattoo me since we had a bit of a tryst a few years back and he's really hot, I don't know if it would be a good idea for him to have his hands all over me.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:52,
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Have Wiggy sit in with you?Of course, just because you had a tryst (love that word) doesn't mean he'll be all Roman Hands with you. You were probably hotter a few years back ;)
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:55,
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ha!Yeah probably. Plus I don't think I look particularly hot once I've been under the needles for an hour, I usually look like a junkie.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:16,
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No one looks hot after being tattoodMost look frazzled.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:18,
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I was white as a sheet after I got my tattoo.getting it on the foot was probably a more painful spot for a first one!
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Lovely stuff.I'd love a sleeve doing like the women out of the Sissor Sisters has.
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girlinthehole, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:47,
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I just found out what 'scissor sisters' meansand I'm shocked.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:53,
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the girls in my pole class were telling meand they kept making the motion (with their fingers I hasten to add!)
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:17,
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My Monday was so sucktastic that I cancelled it and took leave.(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:21,
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I'm so jealousI never get ill, except for the odd migraine, but I never dare fake it in case I get a real one a week later.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:26,
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I'm not ill enough to be on sick leaveI'm just 'meh' so I took it as a holiday.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:28,
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ahhI only have about 5 of them left so I'm saving them for random Fridays off.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:53,
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I now have 4, not including my week off for Sweden and the wedding(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:03,
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Not drinking food plant, then?I thought it'd give a good taste to the coffee, did it?
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I'll tell you what happened on friday if you want.I was staying late writing a threatening letter and was at my desk about 8:30pm and one of the team leaders walked past and said "haven't you got a home to go to" I very nearly smashed my keyboard into my screen.
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Got access to my stuff on Saturdaywhich they didn't charge me for which was a big point.
I'm sending a couple of letters off today one saying "I HATE YOU FUCKING DIE I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU IN THE COURTS" the other saying "Just let me stay and I won't fuck you in the courts"
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At least you got your stuffIs your deposit held in a tenancy deposit scheme? I think this became compulsory a couple of years ago to stop Landlords keeping hold of the deposit. If so & you can get it back then it might be less hassle/ stress just to look for a new place.
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Deposit is safe I just need to get them to transfer it.Rent I'm arguing about, I want the whole month free, they want to give me from the date I was exicted to the date I paid up until. We'll see.
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Good luck. I don't think you are asking too much.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:59,
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It would be hilarious if they knew your circumstance and meant itAny progress?
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:26,
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what a douche!that's even more insensitive than me.
Am I right in thinking you lived with a housemate? If so, what's he doing?
Any luck in finding anywhere new?
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:27,
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He's worse off than me, on his mums sofabut he's got 10 days in Amsterdam from thursday. So he's just waiting for that.
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I'd be a bit nervous going away with all this going onare you tasked with finding a new place or are you still hoping to stay?
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:55,
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We'll see, I'm not happy about staying but if it's offered I'll consider it.If not I've seen a nice place that's 4 bedroom, so if I can find another 2 people then great, if not similar places to where I was have gone up in price.
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that sucksmaybe you could join an existing house share
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:18,
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That's crapYou should have told him, half crying, about your situation, and make him feel awful about being rude.
How are things going? Where are you staying?
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Nah it was a her and she didn't mean any harm.I'm pretty sure I'll never use that phrase again just in case though.
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Saving for wedding and honeymoonIs that £2000 each or in total?
I'm very glad you're finally planning to go and convinced Mr. Canada's great that Australia is worth it. I hope he likes it so much that he wants to move there with you!
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£2k each unfortunately, the flights alone will be around £900 eachThe girl I want to visit in Adelaide came back here to get married last weekend and when we were leaving he said "we should go and visit her" so I took that as leave to start planning!
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:28,
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Adelaide is really quite a beautiful city.They have some lovely churches there, but it IS very dry.
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I really need to get to New Zealand at some point to see my best friend.But it's not just the cash, it's getting the time off work. I would want to go for a month and no less.
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girlinthehole, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:43,
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I remember you saying you needed to get over your fear of that a while agoyou need to go!!
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:56,
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Mainly I'm saving to get myself out of the debt my fucking ex housemate has left me in(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:26,
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yeah I have to pay my credit card off before I can start savingit sucks having to save up to pay off something boring rather than saving for super happy fun times. At least mine is my own mess though, that must really suck having to pay off someone else's cockups.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:35,
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My daughter went back to her Mum's this morningIt made me so sad that I wanted to post about it on an internet forum
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:30,
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Saving to have money to live on.monday has consisted of lying in bed. I seem to have injured myself at some point over the weekend, so i'm quite sore and achy. And the Camberwell Lullaby of police and ambulance sirens is in full swing.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:32,
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Finished throwing up then?(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:35,
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fell out of the bus 5 stops early and vommed.I'm classy. No idea how i got home/into my house/onto the bus
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:41,
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I meant from you-know-what...(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:44,
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ohh i see, i thought you meant the bashmy phone dislikes the gazbox. No, i wish you no harm. Never post that on open board though :(
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:47,
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Ok, I promise never to do so.How was the bash?
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:50,
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I have heard tell of this 'saving up', but have no personal experience of it.My weekend was a bit harrowing and I really could do with a second weekend to get over it. My boss is being a complete cunt this morning. There's a very real chance of my punching his fucking teeth in at this rate.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:36,
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what happened on the weekend monty m'dear?don't punch his teeth in. Piss in his coffee cup instead.
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Time with daughter was incredible.Time with grandmother was heart-rending. She's deaf as a fucking post and just repeats herself constantly. The only relief came from seeing my half-Jap cousins afterwards. I sank six pints with my disgusting pub lunch in an attempt to numb myself against the shock of seeing my grandmother's condition - she is literally half the size she was 20 years ago. Horrible to see.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:44,
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It's horrible, isn't itMy Nan had a stroke a couple of years back, and is now a shadow of her former self. Her skin's like paper, and she's so damn frail :(
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:46,
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I'm sorry I don't have more then shitty internet hugs to give.How's the daughter? loving her little plastic bike?
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She really is. She calls it her 'motorbike'.We had such fun - when I have to go home it upsets me so much, though, knowing it'll be a whole week until I see her again. She is just gorgeous.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:53,
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that's very cute.S'a shame your ex is such a cunt. Is there any way of getting more time with her?
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Maybe, in time. Maybe not...(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:01,
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take all his staples out and loosen the bottom on his hole punch so that all the thingies fall out when he picks it up.(
Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:43,
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I was thinking more about hole-punching his fucking eyelids.With a rusty skewer.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:45,
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The roof on my car finally died this weekendWith a couple of creaks and the slow painful sound of a dying motor it just stopped. Half way. Ball bags but we got it down in the end got quite a few looks in the car park by the beach but sod it. New car is on the cards now before I go back to uni.
So far Monday has been ace, the new team leader hired last week has been fired so I can stay on here most of the day.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:37,
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I'm saving up for a tummy tuck.This belly ain't going nowhere.
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girlinthehole, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:38,
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alternativelywe can just make big tummies fashionable, somehow
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:45,
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Or I could move to one of the Polynesian Islands where fat women are worshipped.(
girlinthehole, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:48,
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really?they sound far more civilised
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:50,
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how much does liposuction cost?I'm all about the shortcuts.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:06,
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Wouldn't it be better if he..... ohhh, _tuck_.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:24,
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we need a house one dayso are saving for that. and 3 bed houses are bloody extortionate round here, as we're in the commuter belt for London. but we have a wedding in just under 4 weeks time, so saving has to wait until after that.
Monday has been OK so far, so I can't complain yet. It's only a matter of time though.
A trip to Australia sounds fab, we're driving across Europe in 2 weeks time, which is nowhere near as exciting, but I'm looking forward to it regardless!
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ascorbate, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:38,
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I'd love to drive across EuropeI've got some similar things on my bucket list, like taking the Trans-Siberia Express and driving across America. I looked at renting a car or van in Aus, but the Greyhound bus is more convenient and much cheaper.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:00,
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Driving across America is definitely on my listI'd love to see all of it, I loved Oregon when I went, and after watching True Blood I want to drive through the South too.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:05,
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I've done Orlando, Seattle and Vegasand I'm hoping to do Seattle again soon.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:15,
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I've only been in Vegas airport.But I won $20 on the slots there, so technically I'm up on Vegas.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:17,
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I've been in Miami and Houstonbut only when I was about 5 and they were fleeting visits when on my dad's ship. Other than that I've been skiing in Boston on a school trip but didn't really see much of the place.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:19,
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I've driven around the South a bitand America is fantastic for driving! Charleston in South Carolina is wonderful, way way better than Savannah, Georgia, which all the guidebooks says is just the same.
We're driving UK-Czech Rep, so via France, Belgium, and Germany, and I'm quite excited about it!!
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ascorbate, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:23,
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Kings of GuanoThis has cheered me up somewhat - sorry if it's old hat:
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/7909398/Rock-band-Kings-of-Leon-forced-off-stage-by-pigeon-droppings.html
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:39,
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Oddly, I have just finished reading thisA bird plopped on my nose once. God it reeked.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:41,
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I was opening TGB's car door one dayAbout to get in, when a bird flew by and shit INTO the car. I am still amazed how it got the angle so perfectly.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:43,
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A bird shat into my shoe when I was a kidI was running up the path, but stopped and leaned to close the gate.
It got its shit into the thin space between my foot and the inside of my trainer.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:46,
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That is some serious sniper-like accuracyBOOM! Headshit!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:47,
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did you piss off a crow once?they have good memories, you know
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:48,
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:50,
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that's somespecialised porn
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:52,
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i always assumed birdpoo doesn't smell all that much
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:44,
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I got shat on by a bird in school once,it flew into the science labs in summer and shat on my shoulder. Rather that than in the mouth though. Fucking nastiness!!!
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:44,
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She sounds like a piece of work..(
whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:50,
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that could only happen to youtouch wood I've never been shat on by a bird. I'd be so upset if it did happen, I don't know what I'd do.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:44,
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people only say that to try and make up for the mortification of being shat on by an animal.(
Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:20,
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ha that's fantasticI shit in the face of pretentious douchebaggery.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:02,
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I'm saving up enough to make my computer stop crashingand complaining when I do things.
My whole week is going to be super boring
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:43,
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Wiggy wants a new PChe's just been transferred to a new company so he's cashed in his pension and is now looking to spend crazy money on a PC. I don't mind though because he previously told me I wasn't allowed the Sims 3 because his PC wasn't good enough, so ha, now I win.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:03,
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I'm saving up to pay off all my debt.I currently owe as much as a small African country. And the first water bill for the new house has come as well. Bollocks.
I had a fantasmical weekend, went to a mental party and got horrendously drunk and earned lots of money at work. I haven't been up long enough yet for my monday to go one way or the other.
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Did you (or anyone) go to Wookiee and Bill's birthday bash at the weekend?If so, report!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:49,
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Nope, I went to my mate's free house.It was fucking carnage, it was ace. And something terrible may have happened.
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What would this terrible thing be?(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:51,
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Apart from one mate possibly breaking his nose and dislocating his jaw.And another destroying his hand by punching the wall...
I ended up in bed with a poor choice of person. And now I like him. Not poor because of my tastes, he's FIT. But he's the ex of a mental ex friend, and if she found out, she might just kill us both, even though a) she hasn't been with him for a year, b) we're not friends anymore and c) nothing really happened.
And if you don't think that's terrible, you don't realise just quite how mental this girl is.
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She may have moved onBut probably not, knowing mental girls. Ah just go for it, don't live in fear, and if she gives you shit then knock her out.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:59,
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Well no one in our group speaks to her anymore.She pissed off too many people and we ejected her. So I might just be safe.
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You'll have backup tooSo back up on that new boy of yours ;)
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:03,
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Well, the mental ex used to tell me all the time how amazing he was in bed.(, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:15, Reply)
stop courting dangerand go out with a nice boy who knits.
EDIT: also, what happened to the boy in Turkey? Eee, you young 'uns, I can't keep up.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:05,
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The puppy got back from Turkey on saturday. He's still on the scene.But I won't see him til either tomorrow or thursday.
I'll keep him around, and we'll see if anything happens with danger boy - which it might not, it's still the very early stages. Then I'll decide.
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Forget about himIt's not worth the violence!
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:07,
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Don't listen to these two ^^Do what you like, make your mistakes now, because when your looks fade it's better to look back and think "Wow, I made some mistakes but had a laugh" than "Man, I wish I'd put it about a bit more".
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:13,
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NoteThis is entirely based on personal experience.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:15,
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I was cripplingly shy around girlsAnd can look back on the times when I missed opportunities with hot girls, opportunities I didn't see at the time but were blatantly obvious upon retrospect.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:23,
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Awww, bless your little heart.That is unfortunate. You should use your teenage years to have as much fun as physically possible.
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Wish I hadBeing the token goth in a small town didn't help. I always ended up being the shoulder to cry on, rather than a sexehtiem prospect.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:29,
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The fun gland doesn't die when you turn 20!Hmph.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:33,
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Very trueAs proven by the awesome day I had in a water park last week.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:35,
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yeah and I went on a bouncy castle last month.so there.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:50,
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We're so fucking hardcore(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:52,
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I've not been on a bouncy castle since my brothers 25th*sadface*
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:07,
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That's twice you've insinuated I'm now haggardYou're going on the list. Not the good list where Ed Norton and Hugh Laurie hang out.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:22,
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Aww, can I get onto the other list?I was talking about myself, not you and Roota!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:24,
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You'd have to kill one of five peopleto get on the list. No wait, more than 5 people, I have backups.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:32,
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Can you not make your list longer?Also, could you let me know who these people are, before I start indiscriminately shanking people?
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:34,
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It must be 5. I don't know why. Those are the rules.Robert Downey Jnr, Ed Norton, Jared Leto, Hugh Laurie and Denzel Washington. First place backup is Johnny Depp.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:40,
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Are these people you want to meet, or 'meet'?I only ask because they're all dudes.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:45,
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"meet"They're my list of people I can leave Wiggy for.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:50,
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Ah thought as muchCan you make a 3rd list then? One for people who you think are cool. I'll go on that one thanks.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:52,
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Wait a minuteYou're saying that if I kill a bunch of famous guys, you'll leave Wiggy for me?! You're weird.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:01,
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are you willing to take the risk that I'm telling the truth?(
Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:09,
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Long as he takes out James Corden, Russell Brand, Chris Moyles and Mick Hucknall, he should be allowed anyone he desiresAs he has made the world a better place
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:10,
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Oh I'll gladly stabberise them(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:21,
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And Michael Winner.I hate him, I hate him, I hate him
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:23,
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I think you'd have to join an extremely long queue for him though(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:33,
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It would be like the end of a bad horror film"OMG, you brutally stabbed a dozen famous men!"
"I did it so we could be together! Plus I like to consider it 'knife donation'"
"ZOMG get away from me you murderer!"
*blooded sadface*
*credits*
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:23,
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manI wish I had cool stories like that from my weekend. I ate pizza and drank beers on my own :(
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:52,
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Throw a house party!That's the best thing about being an adult, surely. You have a free house ALL THE TIME.
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I'm not *really* an adultI have a little one bedroom house which I rent. But I like the direction of your thinking. Perhaps I can convince one of my real adult friends with a house to have a party *schemes*
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:06,
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It will be ace. Do it.It's not a proper party unless your recycling box looks like this
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in the morning. Not very impressive until you realise it's all spirit bottles.
(, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:09, Reply)
We had two of those after Wiggy's barbecueMy house parties cost about £100 to throw though, so I can't have them all the time.
The next one will be the cocktail party though so that should be good. It'll probably be after my holiday in September though because I have no monies.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:24,
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ah! I remember being young(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:29,
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One of the things about being an adultis that I am no longer stupid enough to want a party in my own house.
I have quiet(ish little) sessions at mine, but only for a few people at a time. Fuck dealing with irate neighbours/police/clearing up damages & vomit etc...
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:09,
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Any party where people get injured or punch walls are shit.Parties are meant to be fun.
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Shut up, it was fun.That was just one little incident and it didn't ruin the night.
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Probably ruined the guy with the dislocated jaws night.The hole in the wall probably going to ruin the tennants deposit too.
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a) He was too drunk to care. Couldn't feel any pain. Besides, I said possibly.b) Its not a rented house, and he punched the wall outside, so no damage to the wall.
Don't be such a fucking killjoy
(, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:18, Reply)
he's upset because he doesn't have a house to party inhe's a sadchomp today.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:26,
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I don't see why me not liking people hurting themselves because they're acting like dicksmakes me a killjoy.
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aha, reply fail!Bert was right, you are bobbychomp.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:31,
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That wasn't a reply failit was meant for you, I just didn't rise to your fairly constant reminders to me that I'm homeless.
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How the hell did I get dragged into this?And enjoy it whilst it lasts because come November noone can call me BobbyChomp again as I will be a bonified real boy. So only 2 and a bit months to go...............................shitting hell.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:26,
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bona fideyou mong. Unless you were baiting Monty / fishing for bumders.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:07,
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a) He'll still feel the pain today, and probably have to get an totally unnecessary X-ray.b) what kind of idiot punches any wall?
c) you'll agree with me once you've been to a few more of these parties.
(, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:28, Reply)
I did, broke two bones and couldnt drive for a fortnightor skin up, or play the xbox or do pretty much anything.
As long as you're not a spastic like me and don't punch with your dominant hand you're fine.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:26,
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I did it, and broke a knuckleA friend's Mum checked it out (she's a nurse), and told me to not be such a twat next time, as there was nothing they could do to help me.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:33,
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I went!We got there late so I dunno what happened before we got there.
Seeing everyone was nice though.
I felt like we'd only just got there and we had to go. I wanted to stay in London but then I changed my mind, so shared some Tennents, an mp3 player, and melted Maltesers on the train home with djtp.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:55,
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Aww you two are lovely!My lady was umming and ahhing about going out with her friends Sat night. If she had, i'd have come down on the train for a couple of hours to see folk.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:56,
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:D and so are you for saying so, matey!Would've been nice to meet you, but there'll be other times.
In other news, a load of 'cool kids' got into our carriage somewhere-or-other and, my GOD, what cunty shoes are they wearing nowadays??
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:59,
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What kind of shoes were they?I wear only the awesome and beautiful kinds.
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There were suede deck pumps, for a kick-offAnd one girl was barefoot. This is fine, we've all done it, but she wanted ALL the attention for being OMG KOOKY and not having, like SHOES on.
Die.
All of you.
Die.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:04,
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Ah, that'll be the trendy indies then.They piss me off no end. If you can label yourself as indie, then you are not a proper indie. Twats.
And that doesn't include me does it? :(
(, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:07, Reply)
Course it doesn't include youYou'd see hives popping up as you spoke to me if you were one of those
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:08,
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Whereas, when you speak to The RootinatorYou see something else popping up.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:11,
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Yep, there will be, and I look forward to it!'Cool kids' as in Indie/Trendy/Emo kids? What are they wearing? I find if I look at them too long I start to rant about how I want to shave their stupid heads.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:03,
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They weren't quite emoBut there were hats and cardigans, and 'kooky' girls and they all looked like tramps but were probably loaded.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:06,
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it makes it hard to be a genuineweirdo
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:07,
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Burn them allI hate the trend of cardigans nowadays, or guys wearing drainpipe jeans. Fuck off, you skinny cunts, real men have LEGS!
And as for the girls, if you think "Oh, this will make me look kooky and different" then would you kindly consider punching yourself hard in the face. It'll definitely make you look kooky.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:10,
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What's with those silly side swept fringes that make them look like they've got comb overs?(
girlinthehole, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:14,
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Amen to that!And they're constantly flicking them out of their eyes.
If they were real men, their hair would do exactly as told.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:16,
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There is a young indie guy that comes to the gym to do weights.He's always faffing with his hair inbetween working out. Making sure every hair is in place.
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girlinthehole, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:18,
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If you can't even control your hairHow can you expect to stamp your mark on the world?
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:19,
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I hate the girls who back comb their hair until it's a right bird's nestand then straighten the fringe until it's perfectly in place.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:28,
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I disagree with the first bit, to a point.Agree whole heartedly with the second.
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My mate casually threw into conversationthat he's got £15k worth of savings and his bank manager just made him put it into a shares type (I lost interest because secretly I was thinking FIFTEEN GRAND!!??)
I think I could do with some life savings, the £1500 I have right now just ain't cutting it...
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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:49,
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15 grand would be nice right nowPay off my debts, put some aside for a deposit on a house, and get tattoos!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:51,
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After I left recruitment I had just over 10K saved up from tha past couple of years.Nearly all of which got used last year at Uni. I am now going to have to use the rest to get my new car. Or at least part of it. I was hoping to have that lovely cash last for my entire degree. Bollocks.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 10:56,
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can you notjust replace the motor, can't be that hard. Or even just get the hood back up and leave it up?
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Kroney, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:31,
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its up to 120k miles now so I told myself when the roof goes ill replace it.plus am loving the new Volvo C30
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:45,
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I've never had that much money saved upI was well proud of myself when I had £1200 saved up after a year, but as soon as I was allowed to touch it I used it all to pay off my credit card bill. By May of this year I'd managed to save £300, which I then had to dump on my rental flat when my tenant moved out. Grrr. Stupid things costing money.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:30,
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Saving up £1200 while you have a £1200 credit card bill isn't really saving(, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:32, Reply)
Indeedthat's just paying off your debt.
On a similar note I do have 10k worth of student debt which kind of undermines my plan of 12k in 5 years...
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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:34,
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I've paid off over half of my student debtI was pleasantly surprised by this, should have the rest cleared in 4 or 5 years.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:36,
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I don't have any student debt, mostly because I've never been a higher-education student.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:38,
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I know that nowbut I was young and naive at the time.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:46,
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YesI'm actually thinking of setting up some kind of direct money transfer type thing from my current account to savings account. I wouldn't miss £200 a month that badly and within 5 years I'd have more than 12k :D
Well that's the plan anyway...
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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:32,
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After working for 2 yearsI'd managed to save nearly £25k. It was all about cheap rent and walking/cycling to work as much as possible.
Then I quit my lucrative and soul-destroying advertising sales job and took a large paycut, so haven't been able to save anything like that since. Still, it went towards a house deposit, so 2 years of living in a very cheap and nasty flat whilst doing a job that was tedious and pointless was actually worth it.
(, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:59, Reply)
Call centre fail!"Did you know your computer has unwanted files on it?"
Does it really? Interesting that you know that, but couldn't actually tell me what operating system I was using. Fail.
(, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:26, Reply)
Soooooo many things.- 2x4gb sticks for my laptop
- 1tb laptop hard drive
- trip to new york
- Sushi
- deposit for a house or flat or any sort of property that I can live in.
- Penis reduction down to a more manageable 12 inches.
- theater tickets
- wanna go to a machalin star resturant at some point this year.
.... ermm.... donno what else, what do you think would be cool?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:33,
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Michelin restaurants don't really tempt me tbhI bet it's mostly 1 bite meals, and that shite.
As for the 1tb HDD, I'd advise looking at an external, as they're so much cheaper now.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:36,
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I got 2.5tb in external, one of them being a NAS.But I want it internal in my MBP.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:37,
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I just wanna eat there so I can say I can.A bit like how people rent out limos for their 16th birthday down to the local greek taverna, where mum tells the staff it's for an 18th birthday.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:38,
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I've always hated thatAlthough a friend of mine had her 18th when many of us there weren't 18 (myself included), and the bar staff were superb. They had one woman checking ID's, if you didn't have one, you were subtley informed to go back when she wasn't there, and you'd get served. It was ace.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:42,
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I hate the bit when you all have to sit between each other's leg while some DJ plays "oops upside your head", and the obligatory konga line and then the smashing of plates........ and the most borring meal of grilled meat and salad, and whole thing feels like "organised fun".
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:52,
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This was a bit like thatI always stay out of those things, it's always obvious I don't give a flying fuck about it.
The theme was "Around The World", we had french, american, mexican, etc etc. The winner was a lad who turned up in a Sumo Suit, genius!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:54,
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Yeh', it's dullard central.I think Butlins is more refind.
The actual 18th birthday with the limo up to Tiger Tiger isn't quite as bad, but not to far off it.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:59,
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My 18th was shitI was one of the only 18 year olds, so we couldn't go anywhere. I'd also worked a 12 hour shift that day, and just wanted to sleep, ended up going home at 11pm.
My 21st was AWESOME! Did pub golf with friends, fell into bed at about 4:30am, woke up with no hangover, woo!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:06,
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There are plenty of resonably priced michellin starred places.Go at lunch time and eat off a Prix fixed menu and you can get some for like £25ish a head, wine or eating in the evening will make it much more expensive.
(, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:42, Reply)
Cheapest I've seen so far is belowwww.ebuyer.com/product/219417
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:40,
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Yup, that's the puppy !(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:45,
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I use Ebuyer for everything, even though I could get things from elsewhere slightly cheaperAs their returns policy, and customer service are some of the best I've seen anywhere
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:58,
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Yup, totally agree.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:00,
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And even if you can get it slightly cheaperit's never that much and their delivery charges are resonable.
(, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:01, Reply)
DefinitelyPlus, I do like their "Super Saver" delivery, as it's meant to take 5-7 days, while the longest I've ever waited on it is 4 days. Once got it next day too!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:03,
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Yeah the super saverbasically means they put it on a van that is going nearby within 5-7 days.
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I'd like to go to a big posh restaurant like thatWiggy's uncle used to work for Marco Pierre White so we were supposed to be going there, but then he left, so now we can't, sad face.
I want to go in a hot air balloon and I want to learn how to sail, so I need to save for them too, but this Australia trip is going to be the main one for now.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:48,
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ohhh, I'd quite like to sky dive, that'll be fun.And a scuba trip, maybe the maldives if that isn't fucked.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:54,
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sky diving is horrificdon't do it!
But yes to scuba diving, that's on my list. You should make a list and we can compare the two, see if we can save money :D
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:10,
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Sky Diving is awesome, do it!As is scuba diving, I loved them both.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:18,
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I love scuba diving, haven't been in years, but I've been all over the world, got my PADI at 11.My favorite place, which I presume is fucked now, was Cusimal in Mexico.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:22,
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I have a family friend who sets up temporay ice rinks in the winter (all the major ones in the UK, does about 150 of them when I last spoke to him, most city centres)....... and in the summer hires a boat and runs dive-schools in egypt/israel/where-ever he fancies that year.
I don't normally think to myself "He's got a whicked life, I'd love to do what he does", but he's one of them.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:24,
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that's coolthere's a 5 day excursion available in Australia to do my PADI so I'm going to see if I can save up extra to include that. Seeing the Great Barrier Reef is on my must-see list for Aus anyway so it would be cool to get my qualification at the same time.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:27,
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I lived for so long without a pot to piss in that I got used to doing things cheapNow that I actually earn a half-decent wage I can't think of anything I want. I suppose I should buy a big fuck-off tv to replace the old CRT I was given, but I don't watch much telly.
Hope you love oz as much as I did last year. Fantastic place.
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:52,
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I'm well excitedI can't wait. I'm hoping Wiggy will love it too. He is wary of the evil creatures such as spiders and jellyfish though unfortunately.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:54,
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well if you're worried of spiders - my advice is to check your shoes thoroughly BEFORE you put them on.every. single. day.
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That way, if you find one, you can die safe in the knowledge that you know what killed you, and laid it's eggs in your eyes, nose and mouth(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 11:59,
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How about if I say that it'll be scorpions instead?(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:15,
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I think I'll start my shoe checking now so I get in the habit.I'm this close to checking under my desk now where my delicate little socked feet are innocently perched, even though I'm in Manchester and the closest we get to scorpions are the ones encased in vodka.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:16,
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Scorpions in Vodka?Do they drunkenly whistle "Winds Of Change"?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:32,
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I don't get thatbut it sounds like it might be very clever.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:54,
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how many giant scary spiders have you seen in your 17 short years of existence in what has been described as "Nature's Thunderdome"?(
Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:11,
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On average one a month for the last 10 years since I moved to the country.(, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:16, Reply)
and I'm 18 thank you. I'll be a week from 19 when my trip is at its end.(, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:17, Reply)
sorryI should have worked that out since you were 17 last year *belm*
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:19,
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oh noes! Is that in the house or just out and about?(
Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:19,
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In my house, in my car, in the shed, in the garden.they are everywhere. I have very nearly crashed the car on Multiple occasions due to the appearance of spiders bigger then the size of my hand from the heating vents.
(, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:24, Reply)
oh god I'm well scared nowthe aim of this was to try and reassure Wiggy, but now we're both going to be doing OCD checks in and around everything we touch.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:28,
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ahaha it's because I live in the countryside mainly.Cities are nowhere near as bad.
(, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:30, Reply)
ok feeling slightly betterfrom my research I think Brisbane is the place I'd most like to go, so if I steer clear of the outback maybe I'll be ok!
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:55,
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You soon forget that everything can kill you with a single bite.I spoke to a bloke who had lived in Sydney for 17 years and had never seen a funnel web.
If you go to Sydney do the bridge climb. It's expensive (over £100) but it's brilliant.
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:00,
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mate I've been living here my whole life and I'm always aware of it. :((, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:06, Reply)
Probably for the best, it means you'll live longer ! :Dbut am I right in thinking that there hasn't been an actual fatality in decades because the hospitals are so well stocked on anti-venom?
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:11,
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It's not so much the spiders that scare me, it's the sharks.I think if I saw one I'd just die of fright, like a hamster.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:14,
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it does make me a bit nervous thoughit's enough of a heart jolt when there's only a 50p piece sized one on the wall, when it's bigger than my rat then bothers me and I'm not the one who's afraid of them.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:13,
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Tuck your trousers into your socksit wont help, but it will give the locals a good laugh
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:18,
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this exactly.wear long trousers if your hiking and solid shoes and you'll be fine.
(, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:19, Reply)
I'll probably forget about it once I'm thereI just hope Wiggy will be able to, otherwise he won't have any fun. I want to book a 3 day surfing instruction excursion thing and I said we'd be away from the spiders for a while, but he retorted with jellyfish.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:22,
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No, definitely do it if you can. Surfing instruction excursions are usually done on very safe beaches.Just wear a rash vest and board shorts, and you'll be fine. You just need to have the vital organs covered ;) Nah, in all seriousness, a rash vest and board shorts will be more then enough to protect you from jelly fish.
(, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:27, Reply)
I'm not too concerned about jellyfish reallysharks are more my worry but I know that's kind of silly.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:30,
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s'not silly at all.Do NOT go swimming at the beaches in adelaide. They are notorious for sharks. Also - sounds stupid, but if there are red and yellow flags on a beach - swim between them, and only between them. They're there for your safety.
(, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:36, Reply)
I always obey the lifeguards,when I was in Newquay it surprised me the amount of people who thought they could just ignore the lifeguard's warnings and signs, idiots.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:56,
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How doEnjoy the bash?
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:02,
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Yeah was totally awesomeespecially as you weren't there
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:07,
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So so mean(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:19,
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I am sorryLusty is a really really bad influence on me
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:08,
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Lusty goes both waysHIIIIII-OOOOOOOH
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:10,
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Haha, should have expected that really(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:12,
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I liked her cock cakesbut that was a long time ago now, these days I'd be just as likely to vomit them back up all over her and defecate on the table in protest at just how mongified you all are
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:13,
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yes, you areBAZINGA, mother-fuck-bitch-arse-upside-the-head
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:16,
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All's well that ends wellEspecially that three-way squasher
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:09,
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It's pretty much the only reason I go to bashes(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:10,
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I blame the daiquiriOn the plus side I didn't punch anyone in the face
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:11,
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That is very very trueA bit of affectionate boob-squishing or face violence?
*adjusts bosom*
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:13,
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You had a 3-way boobsquish with badger and lusty?(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:20,
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Unlike your FACE!YES!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:30,
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I haven't missed you at all(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:33,
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Firstly, she grabbed themand not realising that this was the standard greeting of meles grammaticus, I was a little alarmed.
Later, after I had grown accustomed, I did indeed enjoy recreating The Three Graces With Boobs with aforementioned ladies.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:33,
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She grabs boobs all the timeI distinctly remember her looking a little sad when I got a Clendrix 'n' Lusty squishy booby hug.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:34,
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I remember you looking sad when I grabbed your boobs
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:41,
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I don't have boobsI remember you looking stunned when you saw my balls.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:42,
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Well I didn't know they could be so small(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:42,
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We were up northIt's colder there. Plus they were trying to retreat from your hungry gaze.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:43,
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Yeah because I want you so bad(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:48,
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I'm glad you can admit itBut please, this is not appropriate.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:49,
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Well neither is hiding my love for you(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:56,
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I challenge youif Off Topic can get this thread over
DO IT
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:37,
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are you sure this is a wise course of action?(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:45,
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why not?I'm encouraging you all to break what may be an OT record (has a thread ever gone over 500 before?)
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:46,
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It has?Bugger. What's the highest it's ever gone before?
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:49,
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you wanna trawl through them all to find out?really?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:50,
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Nopejust wondering whether anybody knows off the top of their head the highest it's ever gone
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:51,
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I think it was in the 500sand it was only a couple of months ago
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:52,
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I'll edit to 600 thenno point in me leaving for no good reason
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:53,
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Some of us have been very nice and fair towards himBut I think he prefers having sticks poked through the bars of his cage
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:57,
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I totally doI get off on it
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:00,
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I'm sure the old HSH threadsoften got to 400 quite easily.
Bert is incredibly boring. He tries to be abrasive to hide it
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:55,
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totally true, datI'm scared in case one of you scratches beneath my incredibly shallow exterior and reveals that there is absolutely nothing underneath
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:56,
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This is the only truthful thing you have ever posted on OTI think we should all give Bert a big round of applause for his break through. It makes a really nice change from all the dull breakdowns
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:57,
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fuck off, you fat, meatball-headed, droopy-cuntedmingebag
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:59,
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I really amI'm just here because I have nothing better to do right now.
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:55,
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But you criticised Becky for that earlierMaybe you should watch some old films.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:03,
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I criticised Becky for spending her every weekend alonenot for being bored at work
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:04,
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But you know she didn't spend her weekend aloneSo all she did was post on a Monday while bored on her way to her new job.
I'm not suggesting you leave, but you're as much of a mong as the rest of us.
Do you really want to leave?
'Sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows your name, and they're not really glad you came but they'll mostly tolerate you and give you the petty arguments you need to get you through the day.'
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:07,
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I have another accountso I won't actually be leaving, I'll just be killing off my sad, trollish account.
I am better than most of you.
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:09,
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Is this a ploy to get Bert to heavily contribute to getting over the magic 600Thus effectively kicking himself off?
Because I like that idea
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:09,
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I'm happy to help(
Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:10,
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This is itwww.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post733817
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:59,
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Oh, no!But I don't want you to go... so... I shouldn't be writing here, should I?
(, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:55, Reply)
sadly, I have another account that doesn't really use OT, so I will still be on B3ta, or at least, the better half of me will be
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:58,
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I've just taken you off ignoreso I am torn.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:57,
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shut up, chompy(
Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:58,
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doesn't work anymore, I'm too busy feeling sorry for you(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:02,
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shut up, chompy(
Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:03,
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do you need a hug?(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:05,
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shut up, chompy(
Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:06,
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It's ok Bert do you want to talk about your attention seeking problem?(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:08,
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Annoying, certainly. Predictable, often, Boring, seldomwhat the fuck is wrong with you Bert?
Man up you homme.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:20,
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that wasn't me, dipshit(
Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:23,
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Oh yeahEdit - still applies though, man up!
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:24,
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shut up, chompy(
Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:25,
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Boobs!It won't let me post an identical one so I have to keep modifying it.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:59,
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I like boobs(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:58,
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What?! 'OK'?They're AWESOME. You secretly know this, but you're just downplaying it to be cool.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:00,
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B3ta ladies all have epic breastsnot that I've been looking, of course not *runs*
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:05,
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it's trueI'm also blase about food and cats.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:08,
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Cats I can take or leaveFood is lovely, and boobs are AWESOME.
Stop trying to be kooky and admit that boobs rock.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:09,
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cats are actually shit though(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:09,
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I agreeThey are inherently shite.
Could be worse though, could be celery
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:10,
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NOOOOOOOO!At the weekend I dreamt about my cat that died at easter. As I woke up I felt the bed move like a little body had jumped up and was walking up towards me.
Opened my eyes, nothing there. Spooky but nice.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:29,
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Is that why your nipples harden whenever you see me?They're enraged by my presence?
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:01,
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I like that we're clearing the air between us todayVery mature of us I reckon.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:02,
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Clearing the air of all the obstacles that try come between us?(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:05,
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You're my sisterDon't be disgusting. I do love you though, and I'd beat up any boy who makes you cry (unless I find it funny or they're, like, really strong).
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:07,
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I like how every man ever is contained in those parentheses(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:14,
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Some men I find funny AND they're strong.Which means, if they make you cry, I beat you up.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:18,
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pftI'd like to see you try
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:19,
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You wouldn't see itI'm like a ninja, me.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:21,
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I'll just make sure I am standing behind a BBQ at all times(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:28,
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Damn you,vile woman!(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:29,
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seems like sexual tension to me(
Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:05,
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Quick questionDo I ask the mods to delete the account, or post something so sickeningly offensive they delete it once and for all?
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:05,
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Your banter has been sickeningly offensive from day 1.(
whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:06,
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Not trueI was the Gonzo of Off Topic back in my day
(in that I was retarded and daft, that is)
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:07,
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Clear out your gaz foldersPost your password up so that someone can change it (you won't know who). Done.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:11,
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Don't be sillyno one ever gazzes Bert
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:13,
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Nearly 3000 in my archivemostly from adoring fans and admirers
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:15,
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the very height of what qualifies as wit on Off Topic^^^'no, you are'
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:16,
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Isn't that essentially your tactic when dealing with bobbypires?(
whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:23,
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Not at allmy tactic there is to repeat the same thing over and over, he actually comes out with some pretty amusing insults when he's provoked
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:25,
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Fuck you Bert(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:39,
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shut up, chompy(
Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:42,
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there there I get ityou've had you're daughter all weekend who idolises you and now she has gone back, you're feeling a bit glum and as you probably weren't raised particularly well you never learnt the difference between 'good attention' and 'bad attention'. Hence the attention seeking posts and desperate attempts to shock. Now do you want a hug or not?
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:50,
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Excellent psychobabble there, chompybut not entirely accurate.
No, ta.
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:54,
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Shut up Bert(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:56,
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Aha!So it was you who took my account last time!
I always thought it was Kaol
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:14,
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Nope, I never didProbably would have done though.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:17,
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nah, think I'll post porn on /board(
Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:18,
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I don't want to see you go, so I'm not going to add to this thread(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:28,
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I leave you all for 1/2 an hourand you've still not reached your target, get on with it!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:34,
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Bert says we are sensitive round these parts.Just thought I'd confirm this.
My parts are, indeed, sensitive.
Thank you.
(, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:50, Reply)
this thread is getting rather difficult to read but worse persevering with I think(, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:27, Reply)
I don't think you should go.Ever.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:31,
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I could probably set up a script to do this.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:47,
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TECHNO!(
VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 15:43,
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TECHNO!(
VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 15:44,
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TECHNO!(
VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 15:44,
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TECHNO!(
VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 15:44,
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See ya!(
VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 15:41,
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I'm off to Subway for lunch at 1:10What should I get today?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:04,
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As I had a BMT the other day, but ended up eating it coldWas still pretty tasty.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:04,
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BMT all the wayGet hot chili sauce on it.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:05,
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Apparently turtle tastes goodMy local Subway branch doesn't stock it though :(
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:14,
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Italian Spicy HamWith as many toppings as they'll give you.. Extra jalapenoes..
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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:07,
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I'm not a fan of jalapenoes at allIt's not the heat that bothers me, I just hate the taste
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:11,
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I don't get the point of ridiculously hot stuffsomeone brought some relish made with the hottest chilli in the world to my barbecue, it was so hot that just dipping the prongs of a fork in was enough to make a sandwich almost inedible. What's the point of that?!
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:15,
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I don't like the extreme hot stuffBut a good hot chili sauce, or garlic and chili sauce, adds a lovely flavour to a sandwich.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:16,
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Aw they're not that hot!(
whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:24,
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jellypenis?!what kind of sick men do you know Badge?
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:14,
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Hi there!(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:14,
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Just Gonz and his amusing spellingEdit: Oh yeah and him up there /\
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:15,
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I had the meatball sub on Saturday nightman it was good. As Wiggy ate his I was all "no way could I eat a foot long" but when I'd finished I was sad because he had a whole other half foot to get through.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:13,
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ALWAYS get the foot longYou can save the other half for later, or scoff the whole lot and lie on the sofa feeling bloated but content.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:15,
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Thirded2nd best hangover cure to be picked at throughout the day. The best being of course the full greasy fry.
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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:24,
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wow, 441 repliesnot doing too badly. Now come on everyone, please try and contribute that little bit extra so we can reach our target.
Someone go and get a deformed bear and Lenny Henry.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:34,
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But they got divorced, didn't they?(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:35,
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harshI love Dawn French. You're fattist
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:50,
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According to your fat pic, you're most definitely the fattest.And I don't mind Dawn French. I don't like fat smelly people who are mean and nasty though (not saying she is, just in general).
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:52,
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Michael Winner(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:54,
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I'm one of the fetish fatties with sexy rolls.(
Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:05,
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I might Paint your face on something fromhere
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:09,
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I like orange juiceI do not like kids who get free swimming sessions which means I can't go swimming :(
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:35,
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Basil is a nice herb and a pretty plantand a good name for both a hamster and a hotelier, although wouldn't have been a good name for a hamster if it hadn't been for a famous fictional hotelier.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:44,
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I reckon you and DJTP have a shelf lifeI give it 6 months tops, until you're back to crying alone into a tub of Ben & Jerry's, slowly eating yourself to death in a pointless, miserable existence
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:45,
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I prefer Bailey's ice creamAnd my existence was chipper before him so I'll manage fine when he runs off with Kitty.
I have sex with my cat when he's not here anyway.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:50,
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You're going to steal her fellaAnd you comment here? You're bold.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:54,
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I'm being stolenit's against my will. He's growing one of them twirly mustaches and everything, I fear I'm going to be tied to train tracks while perilous piano music plays in the background.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:06,
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Eh, I'm sure someone will come rescue youIf it's near me I might swing by after work.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:07,
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Can I do the tied to the traintracks bit?I've always wanted to be tied to traintracks.
Then you can step in and go to Homebase with him, or whatever people do when they canter off together.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:08,
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Homebase would be our first destination of choicethey have some nice curtain rails.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:27,
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hahathat guy proper looks like he's going to punch her in the face!
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:28,
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And he will of she don't shut her yap, right?(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:33,
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It's better, because my skag dealer/cat looks like Danny John Jules(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:56,
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Could they be one and the same?Hmmm... *twilight zone theme*
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:05,
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I don't know if I'm up for runningmaybe a leisurely stroll
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:53,
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haha yeah we can taxi off romantically into the distancelike them at the end of the Graduate, where they both look pretty miserable.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:04,
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Christ this is dullI was expecting better than this, I should have known better really
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:48,
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Pffftnot until the counter reaches 600.
You so love me.
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:56,
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even if we do this 600 reply thingyou'll go "oh I've changed my mind, I'm going to stay, aren't I spontaneous and contrary". No one needs to come up with an excuse to leave a forum, you said yourself you're not actually going to leave, you just don't want the tag of being known as BMS hanging around your neck anymore so you can actually act normally again and perhaps have one or two people actually like you instead of ignoring you or trying to bait you.
You've admitted that BMS is a persona and one that really doesn't work very well so just pack it in. Either delete your account and use a different one or just stop acting like a massive embittered loser and see how long it takes people to start reading what you write again.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:58,
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I really won'tI'm just waiting for the counter to hit 600 so that at least I will have achieved something vaguely positive before I go.
My other account isn't a social one, it doesn't speak to people, it just does the odd post and has been on popular and best pages a couple of times (but doesn't venture to OT). It's never been about being liked or making friends to me. My whole objection to Off Topic from the start was that people were using it for social networking, something I was against.
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:01,
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stop talking about it in the third person.IT'S ALL YOU, IDIOT.
"My account does this, my account does that". I'm belming at the screen right now.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:02,
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It's all words on a screen, KittyIt's not real life. Bert Monkeysex isn't the real me you daft tart.
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:07,
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yeah but you're talking about your accounts like they're peopleit's creepy. You're still making the words on a screen so as much as you say "it's only the internet" it's still coming out of your head.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:08,
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Of course they're not people, they're projectionsIt may be coming out of my head, but once I'd chosen a certain path with this account, there wasn't really any going back
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:11,
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I still don't agree reallymaking up a fake persona on a forum is lame to begin with, but then to cast it in iron and refuse to change because 'that's not what Bert would do' is really, really lame. If you want imaginery friends then fine, but to believe in them to this extent is a bit deluded.
I think I'm pretty similar on here to how I am in real life. I understand people who troll and stuff but to make up a whole life behind your trolling account is kind of sad.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:15,
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I'm slightly nicer in real lifebut a lot more gropey
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:17,
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only slightly ;-)you do have the little voice going for you though
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:19,
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'ello ViprosThat she does. Plus she has an awesome car.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:20,
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'noonI'm not sure I'd go as far as awesome. Better than mine, but mine is merely functional.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:21,
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Have you not played with her cupholder?Magical.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:22,
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I haven't been in the carbut have enough experience with Audis to know what you mean. (My car has an Audi interior for instance)
They are quite cool, but it is a small, albeit sporty hatchback when all is said and done.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:24,
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I drive a KaBase model at that. I don't even have a cupholder.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:25,
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Kas are for people who can't driveas evidenced by the number of dented ones that reside on my street.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:27,
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Mine's in pristine conditionBecause I don't treat it like a bumper car.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:30,
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my car is in shit conditionpartly scraped when we got it, but we havne't exactly treated it with respect. Mechanically it's tip-top, but it's covered in scrapes and little dents.
It's amazing how much even a wetsuit can scratch a car. Not to mention having carried an awful lot of rubble in it.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:32,
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It's pretty roomyEnough room in the boot for Lab and a suitcase
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:25,
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whole or in pieces?(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:27,
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Depends how mean I am(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:30,
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don't blame her(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:24,
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Yeah, if you dress like that, you deserve itBring it upon yourself.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:27,
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I've seen her recent facebook picturesbringing it upon herself the brazen hussy
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:28,
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Yeah, it was that black frock in the last picHow could she resist.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:30,
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And your boob-highlighting necklacesAnd your 'Oh aren't you a naughty one' expression.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:32,
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See Rootsno one to blame but yourself
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:37,
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Blame my rogue eyebrow!And that was my "I'm trying to smile but I'm gozzy with drunkenness" face.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:37,
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Tell it to the juryTo me it says "Oh, in just a few moments I'm going to have you inside of me". See, you still remain classy even when gaggin' for it.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:40,
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Even if I tell you the glass is full of iced jizz?(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:43,
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Well that just makes you all the more classy(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:46,
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WowI can't fail here!
*extends pinky and sips*
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:50,
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Ah, you've misunderstood meThis account started off just as me, a cheeky, sometimes flirty and occasionally funny little twat, but then I fell out with some people.
Big arguments erupted over pretty silly little things and I chose to walk away, came back a while later and found that those people still held grudges, so no matter what I said or did it always ended up the same.
In the end I gave up and just went with it, I actually started to enjoy the insults and upset that my mere presence seemed to cause in abundance.
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:19,
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at least you only have one boring side.(
Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:33,
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meanieyou beat me to it
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:36,
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ok that's slightly less psychotic thenI was thinking you had like 4 different accounts all with different personalities and every time you were logged into one you would dress as that guy, drink his drink and put the pictures of his fake family up next to your PC.
I don't know what the original arguments were about so I've only judged you based on your comeback, which has been unpleasant for the most part.
If you come back as someone else people will probably figure it out though won't they?
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:32,
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I've used my other account for 7-8 monthsand rarely interacted with any of you lot with it. So no, probably not.
Although I have given away enough information on it that anyone who knew me could figure it out.
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:39,
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who the fuck would want to? boring cunt.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:48,
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Hahahahaha!I'm not a cock really, honest I'm not, it's other people that have forced me into this role, really I'm actually a nice guy, honest I am.
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fuck off, virginEDIT I never said other people forced this, I choose a path, tried to go back and couldn't
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:39,
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The real Bertis properly rubbish. He's all lanky and everything
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:14,
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Lanky upper body, surebut thighs like an olympian, mostly.
You loved me when we met, don't try to deny it.
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:27,
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I thought you were fond of a bit of 'social' 'networking', eh eh?(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:04,
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Not sure what you mean?(
Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:11,
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Maybe I misunderstood what you meantNay mind eh
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:19,
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Loving your work.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:02,
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Suddenly, I'm starting to feel amused(
Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:55,
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no you're notyou just want everyone to think that you like being abused, so you can carry on acting like a hateful little child who doesn't have any friends and can't do anything about it because they can't physically force people to like them.
I'm like Trisha. This is what you wanted anyway isn't it, a load of hatefilled posts telling you to stfu so you can make a proper exit rather than people talking about their lunch until it reaches 600.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:01,
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I don't mind what people write, as long as it gets to 600try not to get so worked up Kitty, you're better than this.
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:02,
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now he's trying his nice thing.... slippery little bastard ya!!!(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:03,
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I'm not trying anythingI'd say you're all about half right.
PS Shut up, Chompy
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:09,
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I'm tryingmy heart's not in it though. And now my lunch break has finished. I'll try and get some really hate filled posts out there before you go.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:03,
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CoolWould it help if I called you a chubby, inbred, alternative-try-hard-wannabe?
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:08,
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But she's dead slimSay all of the above but swap 'chubby' with 'scrawny', then she'll be proper insulted online.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:11,
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In the photos I've seen she has some puppy fat on her(
Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:12,
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I've honestly never been even a bit fatI'm really unphotogenic though so maybe that's it. I do get doublechinnage when I laugh too. Stop facestalking me!
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:19,
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Really? You think?Please don't share your opinions on body image with your daughter.
Girls are prone to eating disorders and body dysmorphia as it is.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:21,
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Maybe I have reverse body dysmorphiawhere I think I'm dead thin but everyone else sees a massive lolfatty!
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:22,
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Yeah that must be itBecause you really look like Two-Ton Tess.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:23,
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YepThis is her stretching before Pole class
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:25,
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Your favourite song just came on my iTunes (on random)I'm imagining you in neon shorts and tshirt, cuddled up in bed all warm and safe.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:28,
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I thought you were talking to me thenI got a bit scared
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:34,
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It's not all about you, y'knowYou didn't have the joy of seeing AA in his retina-searing clothes.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:38,
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God we girls are so paranoidI've just had a quick flick through my facebook pictures to try and find ones that are incriminatingly fat! Damn you Monkeysex!
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:27,
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Ignore me Kittyyou're fucking gorgeous and you know it, don't go letting my arsehole-ish comments get to you
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:28,
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it's this side of you that makes me think you are eitherA: a paedo groomer
B: A raper
C: All of the above and a cunt
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:32,
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oi, let me enjoy it before he takes it away again!(
Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:36,
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Kitty O'Hara facilitator tut tut tut(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:40,
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because she's so fat and gross?(
Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:36,
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I think that's what he was insinuatinghe hates me :(
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:39,
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what a fucker/ac
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:39,
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autocomplete(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:52,
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PfffftI'll plump for option B.
I was only paying her a compliment because calling her fat wasn't actually meant to make her think she was fat
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:33,
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again, that's unnervingly pleasant of you(
Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:36,
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ok that one was the most unsettling!but still, *preens*
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:35,
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I think I have the same thing. I think I'm 2 stone overweight, my gf thinks 4 stone.(, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:24, Reply)
Yeah, I'm just three feet short of the ideal height for my weight.I'm morbidly undertall.
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If more people had eating disordersobesity wouldn't be at an all time high
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:24,
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YM had an eating disorderIf only she swallowed, you would probably have never been born.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:26,
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Eating too muchIs also an eating disorder.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:26,
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I knowbut it wouldn't have upset anyone if I'd said that now, would it?
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:28,
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Malnutrition costs the NHS £7.3bn a year according to the British Association for Parenteral and Enteral NutritionObesity costs around £4.2bn
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:28,
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that sounds about right to memaybe if the fatties learned to share, we could halve the anorexia
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:29,
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That's because you have to feed the malnourishedand just have to chase the fatties with a stick.
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excellent summary(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:33,
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Most malnourished patientsare pre-obese too. They're the kind of people who won't eat any fruit or veg at all, or very small amounts from a can.
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Does this contradict or support what I said?I'm lost thinking about tinned veg.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:40,
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Supports.The two walk hand in hand and I would imagine that some of those amounts could be combined with those figures not being wrong.
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I just pictured a massive fattyand an anorexic walking hand-in-hand to Tesco for some canned veg. It was a touching scene, so thanks.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:47,
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like those "too fat to work" chav bitches from Blackburnthey've now been given a free home gym and some celebrity personal trainer. *seethes*
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:41,
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Let's go and sing badly on GMTV in dresses made out of my nana's wallpaperWe'll soon have the world at our feet.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:48,
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It's the second coming................................. All Hail Kitty O'Christ.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:03,
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Uh Oh
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:05,
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hahahait took me a second to get that
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:41,
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Just thought I'd let you all know, I got the foot long Subway club with BaconI've had one half, saving the other til later. Now I'm just eating my cookie, nom nom nom
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:50,
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FATTIST(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 13:59,
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Nahh, economical (to an extent)As I've just made 1 meal into 2
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:06,
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If you keep them wrapped properly, you can have one for lunch, and one for tea without too much problemI'd advise removing all tomatoes though, they fuck the bread up something rotten.
Plus they're shit.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:24,
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I like this idea. Plus getting a bag of chips to accompany the second half in the evening.(, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:25, Reply)
We're getting close!(
Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:35,
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Shut up Bert(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:36,
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16 more to go!(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:35,
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10 more to go9 now
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:36,
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IS IT DEAD????(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 14:41,
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