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A little tune for the weekend
homepage.mac.com/mattbrook/PipeWeed.mp3
(SSSSS, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:47, archived)
No thanks,
I've got the pokemon theme to listen to.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 9 May 2009, 17:52, archived)
i'm watching ybf, sorry

(I helped save b3ta! well, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:52, archived)
The title doesn't make it seem appealing
Plus, I have Come Dine With Me on the tellybox.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:53, archived)
I like how they are all pissed as farts when they're going home in the taxi

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:55, archived)
ERROR 404
FAIL
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:53, archived)
Jog on.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 9 May 2009, 17:54, archived)
haha, I fucking love this phrase.

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sat 9 May 2009, 18:03, archived)
Is it by baldmonkey?

(__, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:54, archived)
Well, gosh, if the name of the song isn't endearing enough.
Go back to garage band.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sat 9 May 2009, 17:55, archived)
1)That's shit
2) This is not www.b3ta.com/links
3) 4 years and 7 months? Well done on watching how this board works!
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 9 May 2009, 18:27, archived)
I might go see ***line *irl soon, but in the meantime let us soak up all we can from JMG.
By that I mean fall out with me, quickly.
Or at least make something up.


What your your big bouncy plans for Saturday night?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 17:27, archived)
Star Trek reunion at 9pm

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:28, archived)
Oh my..

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 17:28, archived)
Are you wearing a red shirt?

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:42, archived)
fraid not

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:47, archived)
The film is ace

(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:51, archived)
I know
I've been 3 times so far
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 9 May 2009, 18:01, archived)
***line *ife is babysitting for some ***line *riends
then when the clock strikes midnight I will turn into a princess and go for a boogie to Mr Scruff.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:28, archived)
*Firm handshakes*
No doubt you're a terrible parent.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 17:29, archived)
It's criminal that I'm even allowed to type the word "procreation".

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:35, archived)
Drinking
heavily.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:29, archived)
I think it's been a GOOD day with the football, overall.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 17:29, archived)
Indeed
I'm not too bothered about the West Brom result.
Bring on Monday.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:35, archived)
Yes.
It's all gently easing in to place.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 17:36, archived)
A Jo'burg Braai, whatever that is

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:29, archived)
Sounds like something racist.
Careful.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 17:30, archived)
A tyre filled with petrol
placed over your head then set alight.
I think.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:36, archived)
Reading, sticking fluorescent page markers on useful things, making notes, typing.
Also interspersed with eating, drinking and texting.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 9 May 2009, 17:32, archived)
From this I can only assume you've finished your CLEANING.
*Gentle applause*
You cracking bird.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 17:34, archived)
I have boys about the house to clean for me.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 9 May 2009, 17:40, archived)
WHAT ON EARTH?!
Are they fumblers?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 17:47, archived)
Large amounts of wine, high standard cheese, The Woman's cooking
and some variety of parlour games. Top hole.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:33, archived)
WELL DONE THE WOMAN, THERE!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 17:35, archived)
I'm getting hungry.
I hope it's nice.
(I helped save b3ta! rosie posie tingly bongly, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:47, archived)
Being an old lady
A continuation of my day really.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:34, archived)
Why don't you go put Mykey's windows in?
I'll give you £10.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 17:36, archived)
Do old ladies break windows?
And, no, even for £10.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:37, archived)
I'll match that

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:37, archived)
I think Greggs have laminated glass.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:38, archived)
Some pub.

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:37, archived)
Get in!
Go Team Red!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 17:40, archived)
I JUST FINISHED MY MOTHER FUCKING DISSERTATION

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 9 May 2009, 17:37, archived)
Chapter One: Getting her pissed up on gin.
Chapter Four: Avoiding the awkward subject at Christmas and funerals.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:39, archived)
You lifted those chapter titles right from my autobiography.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 9 May 2009, 17:40, archived)
I just checked the total editing time of my work.
Over 46 hours.

I don't think I could write that much about that.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 9 May 2009, 17:41, archived)
Congratulations :)

(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:40, archived)
*Firm handshakes*
Now you can laugh at those who haven't finished.
Laugh in their face and knock over their drinks.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 17:40, archived)
OEDIPUS ROCKS!

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:43, archived)
NOW I UNDERSTAND DR. SHAMBOLIC'S JOKE,

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 9 May 2009, 17:45, archived)
BIRTHDAY!

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:39, archived)
*High Fives, there*

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 17:40, archived)
OLD!
Did you get some slippers and a tartan shopping trolley?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:40, archived)
And a little woollen cover to hide the toilet roll.
And lots of doilies.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:41, archived)
Birthday + B3ta = sad times :(

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 9 May 2009, 17:42, archived)
And a bus pass and shopmobility card.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:42, archived)
And a blue rinse.
And a little plastic scarf to protect it from the rain.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:43, archived)
Happy birthday gorgey.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 9 May 2009, 17:43, archived)
And some dental adhesive
and some tinsel to tie to your catheter bag.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:43, archived)
Happy Birthday.
Now you are old.
(I helped save b3ta! rosie posie tingly bongly, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:47, archived)
Happy birthday
You're really still very young.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sat 9 May 2009, 17:49, archived)
I'm going to rnuk's house for wine, cheese and poker.
YES.
There will be ***line people too.
(I helped save b3ta! rosie posie tingly bongly, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:45, archived)
Feel free to strike up JMG based conversation.
They'll no doubt be titillated to hear tales from the internet.
I once beat up Mr. T.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 17:48, archived)
I'm not going to make any conversation.
I'm going to slump somewhere in a corner with a vat of wine and hunk of cheese. Sweet.
(I helped save b3ta! rosie posie tingly bongly, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:50, archived)
I'm having a motherfucking chocolate hobnob.
friz must have posted
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:12, archived)
I really want a biscuit now.

(Bazongaloid, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:13, archived)
Wank more slowly than the other boys.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:14, archived)
I am off to a wake
feel free to laugh in the face of our inevitable demise.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:14, archived)
I love a good wake.
It's a shame somebody has to die first but ... you know ... every silver lining has a cloud.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:15, archived)
how the fuck am I supposed to get from Szczecin to Swinoujscie?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:15, archived)
The Excess Consonant Express.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:16, archived)
Reminds me of
www.angelfire.com/ok5/pearly/htmls/onion-vowels.html
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:18, archived)
Like they all do round there
on a donkey
(I helped save b3ta! wlinden, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:16, archived)
MORNINGTON CRESCENT

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:18, archived)
You cuntmuffin
I want a bizquit now. I'll have to pick up some 'nobs when I'm next in the supermarket.
(I helped save b3ta! wlinden, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:15, archived)
I'm totally going to have a coffee & a little chocolate cake thingy

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:15, archived)
food eh

(I helped save b3ta! well, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:16, archived)
Biscuits, shitspine.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:16, archived)
whatever, i'm not a nutritionist

(I helped save b3ta! well, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:19, archived)
then why have I been sending you all these tupperware boxes full of poo?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:25, archived)
You, actually you, Shambles, should see the amount of cheese I've got in my fridge*
Obscure swiss cheeses, above average stilton (after we deemed the booze-soaked #55 a kilo stilton a bit pricy), goats' cheese wrapped in ash, crazy german cheeses...My house is Tom Jones, and the cheese is the knickers.
* It's not staying there, obviously. Cheddar lives in the fridge, nothing else.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:16, archived)
Also, six bottles of wine, a huge chicken curry, olives, bread, oil for dipping
and a whole lotta sexy.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:18, archived)
I just took a babby to the swimming pool.
The kiddie pool is hotter than a bath. I came over all peculiar.

Which didn't please the other parents, I can tell you.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:19, archived)
I can't imagine them having a problem
what with them concentrating on your manly near-nakedness in the first place, the lustful slatterns.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:20, archived)
I approve of cheese excess.
But only for the trimmer figure. Keep it away from those who swallow without chewing.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:18, archived)
I run a svelte but decadent household, Shambles.
You should know this.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:19, archived)
I bought a sainsbury basics cheese fourpack and was impressed
it had cheese, then there was some cheese, then another cheese and lastly cheese
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:22, archived)
can I come?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:16, archived)
Yes.
Then althegeordie can have his biscuit.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:21, archived)
I have a very large cumberland sausage ring to enjoy.

(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:17, archived)
I disapprove of the whole concept of a cumberland ring.
I spent a large part of my yoof in cumberland and never saw a sausage in anything resembling a ring. They were all very much sausage shaped. I denounce these rings. Denounce them.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:23, archived)
I bought some sausages in Cumberland
about 45 minutes ago.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:26, archived)
I'm on a smelly train
I got bombarded with magic in he station. A weird boy tried to do a card trick on me. I do not like this sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:17, archived)
It's tantamount to sexual assault.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:20, archived)
Is this your card?
*shows the Jack of Improptu Sexual Encounters*
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:21, archived)
*pulls bunch of flowers and string of colourful handkerchiefs out of the end of your winkle*

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:23, archived)
*chops penis in half*

Ah, fucked that up :/
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:26, archived)
thats not as good as a jammy wagon wheel

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:24, archived)
I'm having a motherfucking party

(__, Sat 9 May 2009, 16:41, archived)
Why does that not surprise me?

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 9 May 2009, 16:42, archived)
The fridge is stocked with booze

(__, Sat 9 May 2009, 16:42, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6136855
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 16:43, archived)
I'll get a Q&A session going on at 10.30pm

(__, Sat 9 May 2009, 16:43, archived)
It'll no doubt be mainly focussed on what I had to eat, and who touched my bald.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 16:44, archived)
and who doled your mum when limeytreating your wobble

(__, Sat 9 May 2009, 16:45, archived)
I'll have to be able to call Esme and Moohalaa at some point.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 16:47, archived)
You'd need it to fuck your mother...

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 9 May 2009, 16:43, archived)
Oh I see! You turned the popular swearing exclaimation of "motherfucker" and turned it around to make it literal, implying I fuck my own mother!
This is humour happening right here
(__, Sat 9 May 2009, 16:44, archived)
Yes.
That is exactly what I did.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 9 May 2009, 16:45, archived)
And I noticed!

(__, Sat 9 May 2009, 16:45, archived)
Eventually.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 9 May 2009, 16:46, archived)
How many mothers are you inviting?

(Bazongaloid, Sat 9 May 2009, 16:42, archived)
Just his own.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 9 May 2009, 16:44, archived)
AND THE JOKE CONTINUES FUTHER DOWN THE THREAD!
You're truly a god of comedy
(__, Sat 9 May 2009, 16:47, archived)
Calm down.
You'll ruin the atmosphere and your mum will just end up watching Britains got talent.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 9 May 2009, 16:48, archived)
I swear to god, if you say it's in your pants...

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 9 May 2009, 16:42, archived)
It is NOT it is in my HOUSE because it's a HOUSE party and maybe we'll watch HOUSE

(__, Sat 9 May 2009, 16:43, archived)
Shut up.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 9 May 2009, 16:44, archived)
HOUSE MUSIC

(__, Sat 9 May 2009, 16:45, archived)
Slag

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 9 May 2009, 16:42, archived)
Buy a pack of 50 invitiations
write one out to each of your friends.
make paper aeroplanes out of the other 47.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 9 May 2009, 16:42, archived)
Ha! I only have three friends
This is very funny and I am laughing
(__, Sat 9 May 2009, 16:43, archived)
Sexy?

(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sat 9 May 2009, 16:42, archived)
I'm going.
Does the internet know this yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 16:43, archived)
It may do now JMG.
Have a good evening.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 9 May 2009, 16:44, archived)
I'm making a 46 year old really really angry by calling him a paedophile

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 9 May 2009, 16:49, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zpTQCQEFhg
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 9 May 2009, 16:51, archived)
Show me your genitals

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 9 May 2009, 16:52, archived)
Dude.
Gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 9 May 2009, 16:52, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 9 May 2009, 16:59, archived)
I was watching that
but I'll watch it again now
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:01, archived)
can I come?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 9 May 2009, 16:59, archived)
Lemon?

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:01, archived)
I'll bring the party streamers if you bring the senile cocksuckers

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:08, archived)
OMG OMG OMG!
You should TOTALLY get a webcam so we can join you. In fact, I'm putting my party pants on RIGHT NOW!

OMG OMG OMG!
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:03, archived)


    O                       M                       G                       !

ah, I'm going to have to change these party pants :/
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:05, archived)
Oh, Broadsword
(Which is an /ac apparently...)
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:11, archived)
PICKLE PARTY PARTY PICKLE PARTY PARTY PARTY

 .d88888b.  888b     d888  .d8888b.  888 
d88P" "Y88b 8888b   d8888 d88P  Y88b 888 
888     888 88888b.d88888 888    888 888 
888     888 888Y88888P888 888        888 
888     888 888 Y888P 888 888  88888 888 
888     888 888  Y8P  888 888    888 Y8P 
Y88b. .d88P 888   "   888 Y88b  d88P  "  
 "Y88888P"  888       888  "Y8888P88 888

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:18, archived)
Great!

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:05, archived)
I'm going to a mother fucking party
I might have one soon for my birthday though.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:19, archived)
you know what, I might have a cup of coffee now
what would you rather be, quradriplegic or Belgian?
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 9 May 2009, 16:38, archived)
This is SERIOUSLY better than so many new threads, today.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 16:38, archived)
I'm deffo going to have a cup of coffee
keep the insults flying for a few minutes

maybe start a really rubbish thread with an irrelevant question, that seems to keep them occupied for a while
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 9 May 2009, 16:43, archived)
Belgian.
They have good beer.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 9 May 2009, 16:38, archived)
And I could be Poirot.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 9 May 2009, 16:42, archived)
belgian
because you can always claim your either french or german , but if you speak waloon YOU FAIL!
(I helped save b3ta! Super piat I am the owl, Sat 9 May 2009, 16:39, archived)
Quadriplegic.
As then I could solve crimes like Lincoln Rhyme and have sex with Angelina Jolie.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 9 May 2009, 16:39, archived)
Belgian
Do you have something against the Belgians?
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 9 May 2009, 16:39, archived)
Bureaucratic bunch of fuckers.
Stealing all our traditions and such.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 9 May 2009, 16:40, archived)
Quadriplegic
At least then some parts of the world would offer me sympathy, as opposed to being Belgian.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 9 May 2009, 16:41, archived)
Begian.
I might even employ a quaddie to, oh I don't know, lick stamps or something. Then there is the comedy aspect.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 9 May 2009, 16:43, archived)
I fucking love coffee
Belgian, just so long as I didn't have to live there.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:01, archived)
My brother can't ride a bike!
And he wants to be taught how for the sake of being able to teach his children, I have offered to help him learn , but I havent got a bike and I'm confused about frame sizes, what would be a good size for a 6 foot odd man?

What can you not do , that everyone else can?
(I helped save b3ta! Super piat I am the owl, Sat 9 May 2009, 16:25, archived)
go to halfords and sit on some.

(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Sat 9 May 2009, 16:26, archived)
GET IN!
/Football
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 16:34, archived)
get him one of these
www.argos.co.uk/wcsstore/argos/images/46-3672806SPA70UC495115M.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 9 May 2009, 16:26, archived)
Tegan has one of those.
It's ace.

www.facebook.com/home.php#/photo.php?pid=2490644&id=639124179
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 9 May 2009, 16:33, archived)
whistle and be shit at the internet

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 9 May 2009, 16:27, archived)
Do you need to be able to ride a bike to teach someone how to ride a bike?
Look forwards and pedal.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 9 May 2009, 16:28, archived)
find a large board of wood that fits between his legs
get him to straddle it, then make him gingerly lift up first one, then the other leg, until he's partaking in a rodeo thats as slow, boring and wooden as this thread.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 9 May 2009, 16:30, archived)
*click*

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 9 May 2009, 16:34, archived)
stop worshipping me

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 9 May 2009, 16:36, archived)
I'm not. I'm testing something.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 9 May 2009, 16:37, archived)
whether you declaring *click* on every one of my posts guarantees its place on the popular page?
no chance, sunshine
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 9 May 2009, 16:39, archived)
Not when I do it, clearly.
As I'm one of the shitter b3tans.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 9 May 2009, 16:40, archived)
Hanging out with me doesn't make you look cool
give it up
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 9 May 2009, 16:46, archived)
6 foot odd minus an inch or two.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 9 May 2009, 16:34, archived)
Get an adult bike to suit a 6' bloke and fit it with stabelisers.

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 9 May 2009, 16:35, archived)
the problem is I have no clue on frame sizes

(I helped save b3ta! Super piat I am the owl, Sat 9 May 2009, 16:36, archived)
THEY NORMALLY COME WITH GUIDES ON HEIGHT/WEIGHT SUITABILITY.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 9 May 2009, 16:37, archived)
HONEST TO FUCKING GOD. IT TOOK ME HALF A SECOND.
www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&safe=off&q=bike+frame+size+guide&btnG=Search&meta=
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 9 May 2009, 16:39, archived)
Look at the sizes of frame available
and pick the largest.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 9 May 2009, 16:37, archived)

www.tredz.co.uk/SizingGuides.asp
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 9 May 2009, 16:39, archived)
Pink, obviously.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 9 May 2009, 16:36, archived)
Seriously?
You'd have to be a retard to not know how to operate a bicycle.
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sat 9 May 2009, 16:38, archived)
I know how to operate a welder
but I'm still not good at it. Knowing how to is not the same as being able to.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 9 May 2009, 16:42, archived)
57 fans.
I bet that's 50 more hits than Baldmonkey's music gets.
GOD THE FOOTBALL. It's ever so stressful.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 15:40, archived)
NO FOOTBALL TILL AUGUST FOR BADGER.
I look forward to seeing JMG photographed with the Sir Bobby Robson statue next season.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 9 May 2009, 15:41, archived)
It's so difficult to watch over when it's not even your team playing.
This is terrible tension, AB.
Terrible.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 15:42, archived)
I am mildly amused by Leeds' playoff result though.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 9 May 2009, 15:43, archived)
It's only half time.
There's no away goal rule, is there?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 15:44, archived)
No any more JMG.
I would be most displeased if the League One playoff final was between Leeds and Franchise.

I'd be scouring the laws of Association football for some bryzantine clause in which both could lose.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 9 May 2009, 15:47, archived)
Nice one Fuller!

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 9 May 2009, 15:44, archived)
GET IN!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 15:44, archived)
geordie Al is here, you could apologise for last night now

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 9 May 2009, 15:50, archived)
It seems not.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 16:15, archived)
There was no need to apologise
it's not as if I got upset on the internet or anything.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 9 May 2009, 16:16, archived)
You went back to check?
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 16:17, archived)
I think you should ask Gilgamesh to apollogise for doctoring your photo, though.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 16:17, archived)
I spotted that this morning.

(Bazongaloid, Sat 9 May 2009, 16:19, archived)
if I start apologising every time I upset an internet nobody we'll be here forever

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 9 May 2009, 16:25, archived)
Now that's just mean.

(Bazongaloid, Sat 9 May 2009, 16:27, archived)
That is true.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 16:28, archived)
STEVENAGE!
FA Trophy winners 2009

Get in!
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 9 May 2009, 16:04, archived)
*Firm handshakes all round*

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 16:16, archived)
Gah!
27 seconds into the second half and we concede to Kamara
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 9 May 2009, 16:08, archived)
Former Baggie..

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 16:16, archived)
And now a third for Fulham
Our defence has turned to absolute shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 9 May 2009, 16:20, archived)
This one is about what it means to be human
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/mp3/9d1a18c81c4ca7af6aee8da497e1ae8a_noisey.mp3
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 9 May 2009, 15:28, archived)
I could churn these out all day.
I am such an artist.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 9 May 2009, 15:28, archived)
Mr and Mrs Sp@m just visitted me at work
Which was nice.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 9 May 2009, 15:31, archived)
Do you work in a sex shop?

(Bazongaloid, Sat 9 May 2009, 15:33, archived)
Brothel

(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Sat 9 May 2009, 15:37, archived)
STD Clinic

(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Sat 9 May 2009, 15:37, archived)
Toilet

(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Sat 9 May 2009, 15:37, archived)
Child Porn Mill

(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Sat 9 May 2009, 15:38, archived)
Hillarious Venue

(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Sat 9 May 2009, 15:45, archived)
If you like

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 9 May 2009, 15:38, archived)
HAI!

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sat 9 May 2009, 15:54, archived)
HERRO
Ilkley is gay
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 9 May 2009, 16:02, archived)
Did those lads behave?

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sat 9 May 2009, 16:08, archived)
Aye
They needed telling about the swears though.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 9 May 2009, 16:11, archived)
I'm not clicking that, you fat spastic

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 9 May 2009, 15:33, archived)
Yes you are.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 9 May 2009, 15:33, archived)
I'm going to post this again
s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/10642/1241826713/episode1.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 9 May 2009, 15:35, archived)
finally, a reason to use ITV's iplayer

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 9 May 2009, 15:55, archived)
THE FOOTBALL.
Who'd like to explode?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 14:51, archived)
Football is shit.
Hurling is where it's at.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:52, archived)
FUCK YEAH MARTIN STOREY
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yHKYlsB80Y
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:53, archived)
PADDY O'BLIMEY!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 14:53, archived)
Shush, now.
God Lady GaGa is a spastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:53, archived)
Isn't she though?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:54, archived)
LOOK AT ME I WEAR STUPID CLOTHES AND HAVE A TEACUP

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:55, archived)
I'd not get tired of smashing her face with a hammer.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:56, archived)
Can we go play rugby or cricket at the park?

(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 9 May 2009, 15:15, archived)
CMON STEVENAGE

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:52, archived)
That's a bit harsh, Jamster
your huge ego demands new followers and fresh meat to /talk, but when one of them arrives you give them less than 90 seconds before stamping over their thread with your pixellated jackboot.

For shame, JMG, for shame. GIVE /TALK A CHANCE TO BREATHE.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:54, archived)
I'm becomming too darn attractive for my own good, and what is quite clear is that Baldmonkey is ugly but smashing at the same time.
A lovely blend.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 14:55, archived)
MY PREDICTION - 3v0 Villa
Agbonlahor, Carew and Milner. Dickson Etuhu will provide the surprise of the day though when he traps a long pass and distributes it to a teammate.
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:55, archived)
I'm unsure if this is a joke post or not

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 9 May 2009, 15:03, archived)
3v1 then
Murphy's just scored :(((((
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 9 May 2009, 15:11, archived)
I'm going to explode all over the keyboard while watching football.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:55, archived)
I heard some commentary earlier
"Doesn't look like this team will be running out of legs soon!"

I switched off.
(__, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:56, archived)
Have they got a centipide on the wing?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:57, archived)
Fuck Phil Brown

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:56, archived)
I'm not a fan of the football
because I am a girl and all that
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 9 May 2009, 15:10, archived)
Hey guys, It's question time!
Do movies from the UK Xbox live store stream, or do i have to wait for it to download completely?
Lots of love, Aiden
(I helped save b3ta! Scopey Ethyl ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:49, archived)
The latter.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 14:49, archived)
I know that and I've never got one.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 14:50, archived)
You're not a complete and utter dribbling fuckwit though.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:51, archived)
Aiden,
In response to your question: I don't know.

Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:49, archived)
If they are downloading fast enough, the movie can start

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:50, archived)
Fuck off and do something fatal.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:50, archived)
Yeah right
as if.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:50, archived)
Woo! Yeah!
No idea!

Love you!

Broadsword x
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:50, archived)
Go ask on an xbox forum, gobshite.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:50, archived)
why tell us your name is aiden when you've chosen the name Ethyl?
Are you schizophrenic? Or are you just so unhappy in your life as Aiden that you created the online personality of Ethyl to cover your own personal flaws, but now, it seems, the biggest flaw here is your massive lack of creativity and imagination meaning you have personality seep, wherein your own personality creeps into the alter-ego you tried to construct, like some sort of shit novelist whose fiction is little more than an adjectivised autobiography?

Tell me Aidenethyl. Tell us all.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:51, archived)
GO GRRRMACHINE, GO!

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:52, archived)
haha, what a fucking stupid name

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:52, archived)
Dear Aiden,
I do not know as I don ont have an xbox360, sorry. Also your name sounds like AIDS.

Yours,
Dale Hasselford
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:52, archived)
Dear Aiden,
thank you for your recent correspondence to the website "b3ta.com". We appreciate you taking the time to contribute your thoughts to our message boards.

In regards to your question, it is unlikely that MrA will be able to assist you in finding out if you can stream movies from the Xbox live store. Might we suggest you ask Microsoft?

Kind Regards,
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:53, archived)
Everything is shit and life is futile.
As demonstrated by the desire to spend your days typing out mudane drivel in a circle-jerk attempt to see if you can all keep each other entertained.

I'm going to the park to do fun shit and see people. Fuck you all.
(billygoat, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:42, archived)
I hope you kill yourself out of despair once you get there.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:42, archived)
^this

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:43, archived)
You too, you dull cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:44, archived)
Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:46, archived)
Toodle pip

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:43, archived)
kthnksbye

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 9 May 2009, 14:43, archived)
You mean drink and stare at people who will never be your friend?

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 9 May 2009, 14:43, archived)
clickin' dis

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:43, archived)
Yeah, well done
go outside, take in oxygen, breath out CO2, look at the ducks, use up the energy you took in this morning by plodding around in empty circles, burning all those joules on absolutely nothing creative whatsover, then spend the next four days telling everyone in the office how you went for a walk at the weekend and how empty their lives were in comparison, when all you did was be as complicated as a fucking fern whilst contributing fuck all to life in general or the advancement of humanity in particular.

You pompous, arrogant, respiratory prick.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:44, archived)
YES!

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:45, archived)
fag0t = yu0

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:44, archived)
Good for you

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:44, archived)

the park to do fun shit and see people

another website in the hope I'll be accepted there.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:45, archived)
Aww we wuv woo too

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:46, archived)
Haha, yeah.
www.fmylife.com/health/1153629
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:47, archived)
I like response #19

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:53, archived)
Hahahaa

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:55, archived)
GOOD LORD A PARK?
OTHER PEOPLE?

I can only dream of living your life
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:48, archived)
I've heard tale
of fields of green
with see-saws & with swing
surely this
heaven on earth
is only a mythical thing?
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:50, archived)
I went to the park on a fine spring day
and laughed and gambolled my time away
then returned home, with a triumphant feel
to crush society beneath my heel.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:52, archived)
"I'm off to the park!"
he said with a shout
"to hide in the bushes
& bang one out!"
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:55, archived)
Anyone here used freecycle?

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:40, archived)
No
/helpful
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:40, archived)
no

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:41, archived)
fucking hell, you are dull

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:42, archived)
I signed up for it and there seemed to be quite a bit of useful and odd stuff.
But they sent so many emails it's hard to keep up with it and it just clogs up your email.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sat 9 May 2009, 14:44, archived)
Are you calling me a fucking hippy, like?

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:45, archived)
I only want to offload summat not actually get any free tat

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:48, archived)
I've also written a song about JMG
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/mp3/9d1a18c81c4ca7af6aee8da497e1ae8a_jmg.mp3
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:19, archived)
That's shit.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:20, archived)
I wrote one about you.
It's only got one lyric that is said once, and it is sung acapella.

Here it is:

"Shit".
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 9 May 2009, 14:20, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:21, archived)
Needs more cowbells

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:21, archived)
I LOVE THIS.
And it's all terribly true.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 14:21, archived)
like fuck I'm going to listen that
A jingle jangle medley of a spastic having an epileptic fit in the primary school music instrument box whilst yelling his lungs out about somebody who has a regional accent. How the fuck does that count as entertainment?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:22, archived)
TO THE POPULAR PAGE WITH THIS!

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:23, archived)
My ire seems to hit the popular page with crushing dependability
which only proves that this places needs more, not fewer, eloquent tirades.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:26, archived)
I love your words.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:27, archived)
You're just saying that in the hope that I nosh you off

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:30, archived)
I can only hope.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:36, archived)
TO THE POMPOUS PAGE WITH THIS!

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:32, archived)
I fully endorse this concept

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:34, archived)
I remember when you used to be funny

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:25, archived)
I remember when you ARE A BITTER RACIST AND YOU ARE A PAEDOPHILE AND I DON'T EVEN CARE ANYWAY.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:28, archived)
it's true, I only rape white children

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:30, archived)
This is you, this is:
www.fmylife.com/love/1475511
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:28, archived)
That's the best advice a grandparent can give
after all they only contributed 25% of your DNA. They don't owe you shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:30, archived)
Top parenting:
www.fmylife.com/health/1135948
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:33, archived)
Haha, that's ace

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:40, archived)

not necessarily 25%
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:34, archived)
Wait, what?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:36, archived)
Now let me get this straight
Ptolemy VIII fucks his own neice?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:36, archived)
A lot of them appear to be nobbing their sisters.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:38, archived)
Hahaha
Christ...the ancient Egyptians were hellbent on breeding mongs.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:37, archived)
That's why Cleopatra was allegedly an ugly bitch, and not gorgeous like films portray her.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:38, archived)
Cleopatra could have been fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine
It's the double-brother-fucking Cleopatra VII who would have had 14 fingers, three tits and a bottom lip she could pull all the way over her head in emergencies.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:39, archived)
*click*

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:41, archived)
Cleopatra VII is the one played by Liz Taylor etc.

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:42, archived)
My lip comment still stands

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:46, archived)
She was Welsh
her lineage would no doubt be equally dubious.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:47, archived)
This is who I meant.
The one Caesar shagged. Bitch. I well fancy Caesar.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:47, archived)
I think it's time for your nap.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:29, archived)
NO.,
I'm going to make a one hour epic musical journey through space.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:29, archived)
You are not Holst.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:33, archived)
ALREADY BORED.
Who'd like to drum up some kind of make believe reason to be upset at me?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 14:03, archived)
I'm blaming you for the difficulties I face in the 'listening' aspect of learning foreign languages.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:04, archived)
*Standing ovation*

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 14:04, archived)
My little lad is farting up a storm.
I'm sure someone could blame you for this somehow.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:05, archived)
I'm a terrible parent.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 14:05, archived)
I'm off to the Tate to get ram some culture in my face.
I'll be wearing all black, with a buray, drinking expresso and contenplating lighting in a modern contemporate structure.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:06, archived)
You be careful of PUFFTERS, there.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 14:08, archived)
I'm all kitted up in my Laursen shirt and I'm sweating profusely
Predictions today, JMG?
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:07, archived)
I can't get my mind off of MONDAY.
But I hope for Bolton and Stoke wins, today.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 14:09, archived)
I'll be honest here, I think you're relegated already

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:24, archived)
I want to go for a foresty type walk, but it's shit without a dog.
I want a private plane so I can go home whenever I want.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:13, archived)
I have two.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 14:18, archived)
Bring me hooooooooooooome

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:23, archived)
Get Bobson to fly you
(it is Bobson, right?)
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:21, archived)
Hahahahaha fucking hell you're a hideous idiotic monstrosity.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 9 May 2009, 14:37, archived)
There's a big amfiteatr in the park over the road
and all weekend they're pumping out hip-hop and bangin' bass for the Warsaw Open Breakdance Championship. My windows are rattling. And I don't like it.

What public nuisances have you got?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:39, archived)
There's a big anteater in the park over the road

(__, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:40, archived)
God, Friz, you're so shit

(__, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:41, archived)
Thats how I read it at first.

(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:49, archived)
Pigeons.
Wankers.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:41, archived)
I hate all pigeons
except the ones who live in the tree in the back garden, they've been there over a year now.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:43, archived)
Bees.
I've got bees in my garden.

Two have already stung my dog. I'm going to out there and start knocking tiny heads. :(
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:42, archived)
ask them if their nan knitted their cardies

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:59, archived)
Just afew folks who go miles out of their way to bring their cars and drift around the sharp bed at the bottom of the road late at night
also linky no worky.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:42, archived)
Thete's a farmer's market in the auction house courtyard across the road.
They all look very red-faced and cheery.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 9 May 2009, 13:43, archived)
Well, I do live very close to Mykey

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:44, archived)
no doubt numerous wankers will disturb my peace asking the dumb question 'any luck mate?'
bye
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:46, archived)
Have fun!

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:46, archived)
ta, be nice to catch something, but the weather isn't good, high pressue and that
never mind, got to be there to have any sort of chance
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:48, archived)
inflatable death bears

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:58, archived)
How many ways of having eggs can you think of?

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:22, archived)
Loads

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:23, archived)
Poached. Fried. Boiled. Scrambled. Omlette. Coddled. Baked. Soft-boiled. Hard-boiled.
Flan, Quiche.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:23, archived)
RAW

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:24, archived)
Benedict

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:25, archived)
That's poached though.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:25, archived)
Oh, fuck
in that case, incubated
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:26, archived)
Lol.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:27, archived)
Oh yes.
I used to drink them like that :S
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:25, archived)
Suppository

(__, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:26, archived)
Soufley

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:27, archived)
Brazilian thrash metal has nothing to do with this

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:27, archived)
I heard he likes eggs

(Bazongaloid, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:32, archived)
...hold on
"baked"?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:27, archived)
Yeah',
Like that dish where you get spinage, crack an egg over the top, and bake it.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:28, archived)
i was surprised by this
also the cunt missed out the pub goers egg of choice
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:29, archived)
Pickled.
Stir-fried. Egg-fried rice.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:31, archived)
that's better
and those chinese one that are 100 years old, only they aren't or summat, don't know how they are made, lol
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:33, archived)
The ones they bury with a chicken embryo in it?
The look disgusting.

I think they dip it in some kind of dye first too.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:35, archived)
Does Scotch Eggs count?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:44, archived)
Yeah.
You crack an egg on top of a stew like dish and bake them.
or make a risotto, put some on the bottom of a ramekin, crack an egg in, then cover in risotto and bake.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:30, archived)
I've grilled an egg on top of a ratatouille
but I was thinking you just shoved a shelled egg in for 10 minutes at Gas Mark 4.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:32, archived)
No no.
I wonder what would happen if you did? It would probably burst.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:33, archived)
depends whether your oven
Can cook at precisely 64degrees.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:36, archived)
In plenty of water.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:38, archived)
I do a nice baked egg thing with mushroom stuff in the bottom of a ramekin,
an egg cracked over and then a spoonful of cream on top of the egg then baked. Or eggs florentine.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 9 May 2009, 13:31, archived)
I bet you could get that in Italy or something

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:38, archived)
I wouldn't know.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 9 May 2009, 13:39, archived)
How about France?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:45, archived)
on a pizza

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 9 May 2009, 13:53, archived)
147
No, 148 - fried.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 9 May 2009, 13:24, archived)
me on top, the egg on top and doggy style

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:24, archived)
spooning?

(Bazongaloid, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:25, archived)
nah, my cocks too small

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:26, archived)

AT 220 KILOMETRES AN HOUR!
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:24, archived)
PFFT!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:26, archived)
...is the noise of the turbo dump valve

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:27, archived)
I'm like a car
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRM
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:32, archived)
arf

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 9 May 2009, 13:27, archived)
fucking them?

(I helped save b3ta! Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:25, archived)
Eggnog.
It's great when you get over the fact you're drinking raw egg and a shitload of booze.
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:25, archived)
sucked straight from a cloaca while the shells are still soft

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:34, archived)
Mmmmm
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balut_(egg)
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:47, archived)
it's sunny here
i wonder if it will be sunny where i'm going? i suppose it might be, i don't think the weather will matter much in the co-op where i'm going first, i wonder what i shall buy?

would you buy items from the co-op? what would you buy? to take with you, if you were me? or if you yourself was going where i'm off to?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:02, archived)
STEAK.
But I'm sure you could find something more appropriate for your fishing trip.
Like crisps or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:03, archived)
i might have steak in an onion batton
i will decide if the co-op has the items, which is unlikely as it is rubbish
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:04, archived)
I'm away to make an omlette.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:08, archived)
You'll need to break some eggs.
That's what I hear.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:15, archived)
Done.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:15, archived)
Well I made a pigs ear of it, but it tastes ok I suppose.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:15, archived)
How much of a mess can you make of omelette?
It's just smooshed egg anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:19, archived)
Needs more non-stick pan.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:20, archived)
I'd buy anything that isnt the Co-ops own brand.
It's dire.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:05, archived)
i enjoyed the thai fish cakes once
infact i like many of the own brand products, i shan't list them as it would make for a tedious use of a forum not dedicated to my enjoyment of co-op products
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:07, archived)
Their mince pies are shit at Christmas though.

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:09, archived)
noted, although i do not enjoy mince pies

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:10, archived)
Their bread is better than any other supermarket.
As is their coffee, their chocolate, their biscuits, their muffins, their croissants, and their brown-paper-bag 20% tramp white cider.

You are a food fail.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:11, archived)
their ready meals are the worst ready meals I've ever tasted, and ready meals are already pretty awful

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:13, archived)
I don't eat ready meals.
This has upset fat chippy people in the past. I am sure it will upset them again in the future. And for that I am sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:14, archived)
not even a spicy chicken pot noodle?
or a tasty pie in a tin?

:((((
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:15, archived)
I have eaten fray bentos.
Mainly to pay my respects to whoever thought they could put a pie in a tin. One of the great optimists of history.

Pot noodles are awful. Which is almost impossible given that it is just noodles and lovely lovely chemicals. Science Fail.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:18, archived)
pot noodles are a very poor substitute for food
i eat them in the winter on quick overnight sessions as i only have to boil a kettle and can travel light
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:21, archived)
my birthday meal last year was a pot noodle

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:22, archived)
nice, always good to treat yourself on your birthday

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:30, archived)
i'm always well looked after

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:32, archived)
If you do ever don't coop tesco not bad

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:16, archived)
the co-ops finest ready meals are ok, in fact some are tasty
i wonder if there is a co-op ready meal forum?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:18, archived)
The lives of the people who eat ready meals
must be so dramatically hectic that they'd have no need for fofum-based jiggery-pokery.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:21, archived)
It's a very rare occasion when I eat a ready meal.
Presuming you're not including things like marks'n'sparks 'cook' range.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:26, archived)
Their cakes are shit,
/opinion
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:17, archived)
The Co-op do nice things
Just depends what you buy, but that's the same at any supermarket.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:12, archived)
Oh boy, I sure do hope it's sunny.
Do you think you'll see a dog on the way? It's always a good day when you get to see a dog. The weather inside the co-op will most probably be in-doors, which is perfectly acceptable for a retail unit.

I think you should purchase goods in exchange for fiscal rewards, do you like Nachos? I like nachos, nachos with dips are great. Most people like Cheddar with their nachos, but I don't, well, I don't mind it, but I preffer emintile. I think you should try that. Then if you get some pizza bases too, you can make some home-made (ish) pizzas with the salsa and nacho bits. Some Jellopinos would go well with that.

That's the sort of thing I would probably buy, if I was you.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:06, archived)
Clicking

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:08, archived)
There is a new shop down the road from me called "Cakes'n'Shakes".
They have like 50 different flavours of ice cream, including Bubble Gum, which I think would be worth a try.

www.instructables.com/id/5-minute-Ice-Cream/

I want to make peanutbutter ice cream.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:08, archived)
I'd make a brown bread ice cream lol sibod

(__, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:19, archived)
i enjoyed reading your post and have taken on board all the major points
i really can't predict if i will see a dog or not, i'm not to fussed as i hate dogs and hope there is a canine flu that exterminates every last one of them
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:09, archived)
Even that dog from Beathoven?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:11, archived)
even him, i find dogs to be stone cold killer just waiting to take a bite out of you
i refer to them as 'land sharks'
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:15, archived)
If a dog was the size of The Girkin, it wouldn't think twice about licking you to death.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:23, archived)
CRAM A BASTARD IN IT YOU CRAP

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:06, archived)
Nice insulting there.

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 9 May 2009, 13:11, archived)
i am struggling to decipher the meaning of your post
is it an insult toward me? or are you venting your frustration at the lack of opportunity to go first to the co-op and then to where i am off too?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:12, archived)
I really fancy dsome cake, or a bun or something

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:09, archived)
Make some,
It's cakeday.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:10, archived)
I would buy some paper.

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 9 May 2009, 13:10, archived)
a3 or a notebook? maybe a loose leaved jotter for sending love letters to the special someone?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:13, archived)
Something to draw on actually.
Mrs HB just bought me some drawing pencils. I haven't done it for years. Maybe the Co-op would have been a fail.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 9 May 2009, 13:17, archived)
my local co-op would have, it is only small
i suggest a nice craft shop for some good quality paper, imho, i could be wrong, wouldn't be the first time
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:23, archived)
It's a fair bet an art/craft shop would supply my needs better than the Co-op.

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 9 May 2009, 13:25, archived)
I hear they do food.
You should totally buy some food.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:11, archived)
Everybody likes food.
We should talk some more about food. Do you have some opinions on food? I have opinions on food. Some food I like. Some food I am less keen on. I eat food. Everybody eats food. I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:12, archived)
always insisting on yourself

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:13, archived)
i feel i have offered a forum thread with enough content for even the most handicapped user to conribute to
i am all thing to all men
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:17, archived)
you're just like that other forum user
the one that's always insisting on themselves
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:18, archived)
I bought some food in a coop earlier, I bought a baguette supplied by another company to the co-op and it was redcued because it was near the sell by date
it was a coronation chicken baguette and I had a small bottle of milk and a yorkie with it from the coo-p
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:14, archived)
It's awfully sunny today.
I'm inside studying though. Co op own brand smoothies are the ones I buy now I don't buy innocent.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 9 May 2009, 13:15, archived)
The inamorata* commented yesterday that she's eaten meat three days in a row
and that's "a bit wrong" and she feels all poisoned and fat. Should I kill her now?

*Italian for "new bint"
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:20, archived)
(double N in innamorata)
Poisoned and fat? Mental.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 9 May 2009, 13:21, archived)
it ain't double in this language, sweet 'eart
although I should have said "FROM the Italian for..."

And yes. People over here treat meat as a luxury, which is why anyone over a size 10 is considered a chubby bloater who should pay double for using public transport.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:24, archived)
The all important 'from'.
I didn't know that. Is meat very expensive?
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 9 May 2009, 13:30, archived)
Anything that isn't a part of the pig the pig didn't know it had, yes
it's all tripe, sausage and diced stringy fat. No steaks, no joints, no sheep, no cow; just pig trotters and chicken hearts.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:35, archived)
i was going to holiday/fish there soon, i won't now
people have also said it is a bit rough
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:37, archived)
Depends where you go
I would imagine you'd be up in the Mazury bit, which is all lakes and eels and stuff. But the beer's shite and you'll only be eating 17 types of sausage.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:42, archived)
ME.
ON THE TELLY. YES. ME.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:02, archived)
*Programs Sky+*

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:04, archived)
i don't give a fuck

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Sat 9 May 2009, 13:05, archived)
*smashes up tv*

(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sat 9 May 2009, 13:08, archived)

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