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Transformers 2.
Meh.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:04, archived)
Yeah, you're shit

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:05, archived)
I know.
Did you have a point?
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:06, archived)
Other than you being shit?
No
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:06, archived)
Awesome.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:08, archived)
but did it go
PHHWWWOOAAAAAHHHHHH SSSNNOPOOPNONONPNOPNOPNONON powpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpowpow KKNNOOPPIIEEEEEEEE
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:05, archived)
No.
It just went BOOMREALLYFASTDIALOGUEBOOMBOOMBOOMSNAPYAWN
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:06, archived)
Meh
Michael Bay is shit.

Mel Gibson should have took on Transformers... at least that son of a bitch knows story structure.
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:07, archived)
Signs is a brilliant film eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:08, archived)
dear fucking me

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:09, archived)
it's no League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, that's for damn certain

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:15, archived)
Peter Jackson would've done it justice.
The final fight was rushed as hell.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:09, archived)
I watched Brain Dead the other night
I don't know how I hadn't watched that film before now.
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:11, archived)
Good innit?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:12, archived)
I liked the bit when
a fist went through the locked door and through that woman's skull, that bit was class. That is only one of many glorious moments though.
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:15, archived)
To be honest
I'm off me nipples & not entirely sure what we are talking about.

Still, forum banter. Isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:18, archived)
I might vomit, a little bit.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:23, archived)
banter wanter
*smokes imitation pipe*
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:23, archived)
get Bad Taste and Meet the Feebles
 
oh yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:22, archived)
Lip up fatty

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:23, archived)
lol south park lol

(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:21, archived)
lots of love?

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:34, archived)
Little orange lolipops
ah, bless
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:35, archived)
As long as it has Transformers in it, I don't care.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:09, archived)
It has too many :(
I forgot half their bloody names.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:10, archived)
You shit cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:10, archived)
There were at least 50. AT LEAST.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:11, archived)
This is a major problem.
It is like they said MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE IS GOOD, BETTER, BEST!

It is so fucking shit.
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:12, archived)
it annoys me when sequels are shitter than the original film
there's only really the Matrix series and Star Wars and Resident Evil that just got better with each sequel
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:17, archived)
ooh, and Underworld

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:19, archived)
and Jurassic Park

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:19, archived)
and saw

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:22, archived)
Charlie's Angels.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:23, archived)
SPEED

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:25, archived)
Spy Kids.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:25, archived)
I like Jurassic Bark
That Futurama episode that made me cry buckets.
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:34, archived)
dum dum dumdumdum
dum dum dumdumdum
dum dum dumdumdum
dum dum dum dum dum dum
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:22, archived)
you fucking dull prick

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:09, archived)
I love you too.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:09, archived)
TRANSEXUALS
that's as far as i've gotten with that joke
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:11, archived)
perverts in disguise

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:14, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:02, archived)
Yeah, that helps

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:03, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:20, archived)
Hey so whats your b3ta passowrd? LOL

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 2:25, archived)
1996 lol

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 2:26, archived)
If anyone can extrapolate my actual password from that, fair fucks to them.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 2:28, archived)
To be sure?
Etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 2:30, archived)
I expected better from you, as my future husband.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 2:31, archived)
Have you run this by Aberdeen, first?
That's what's important.
Maybe there'll be a plot twist. Like I'm going to run off with Pickle Fairy, or Friz?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 2:33, archived)
You better not, you cheating cunt.
I'll fuck you right up.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 2:35, archived)
KICK HIM IN THE FANNY

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 2:36, archived)
NOOOOOOOO!
NOT MY FANNY!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 2:36, archived)
RIGHT UP THE MANCUNT

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 2:38, archived)
I'll give you problems up the mancunt
RIGHT up the minge
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 2:50, archived)
I WISH

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 2:51, archived)
I'M NOT SURE HOW TO RESPOND WITHOUT SHOUTING

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 2:53, archived)
GO FOR IT

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 2:54, archived)
ME & A FRIEND ARE BEING DEAD CHAVVY & PLAYING MUSIC WELL LOUD
JOIN US
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 2:56, archived)
HOW

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 2:57, archived)
PLAY MUSIC
WELL LOUD INNIT
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 2:58, archived)
I AM

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:03, archived)
I AM NOT

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:09, archived)
I LIED
I'm not really
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:10, archived)
U IS WELL SHIT

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:14, archived)
WE'VE FOUND JMG's WEAK SPOT
STICK IT RIGHT UP HIS CLUTCH.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 2:38, archived)
You forgot
"POTATOPOTATO"
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 2:32, archived)
NIGGERCOCK1984

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 2:26, archived)
"password"

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 2:30, archived)
password1

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 2:30, archived)
HAH

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 2:34, archived)
Ridiculous how many people use that

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 2:35, archived)
jamma5ter

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 2:32, archived)
G30rd13

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 2:37, archived)
I'm hoping that JMG is a closet Star Trek fan
Just so I can call him Jam Master Geordie La-Forge
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 2:38, archived)
Happy candle & all that

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 2:54, archived)
LOVE YOU

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:07, archived)
oh man, this is like when they ask Spock his first name and he says "you couldn't pronounce it"
a bit

probably
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 2:38, archived)
Alan Spock

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 2:39, archived)
How many b3tans do you reckon can speak Kilingon.
We could never realistically guess.
But what we COULD assume is that 100% of these people are VIRGINS.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 2:39, archived)
I would totally fuck someone who could speak Klingon.
Probably.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 2:40, archived)

be' voqHa'moH

from here klv.mrklingon.org/klvtab.html
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 2:43, archived)
I bet Supermatt can program Linux in Klingon

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 2:41, archived)
He has an Ubuntu t-shirt, that he wore to a bash.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 2:42, archived)
when I grow up I want to be as cool as Supermatt

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 2:46, archived)
I bet a girl somewhere might possibly be drunk enough to fuck him

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 2:48, archived)
/harsh

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 2:48, archived)
I hear Pickle Fatty's standards are pretty low

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 2:49, archived)
She must touch herself at some point, how much lower can you go?

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 2:53, archived)

b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=52745
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 2:54, archived)
Haha, they're on a par, to be fair.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 2:55, archived)
woah, hang on a minute, checkin sometin
edit: ok, I was getting confused by my own greasemonkey thing there

as you were
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 2:56, archived)
they'd have to be blind and stupid too

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 2:50, archived)
Alcohol achieves both these things.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 2:52, archived)
the computers in hell all run linux

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 2:45, archived)
I installed a Swedish copy of XP a few weeks back, it was like doing tech support for the Muppets chef

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 2:47, archived)
herdy bordy F6 tooo installleroo de devicey drivery chop de head off de muppet
bork bork bork
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:00, archived)
All I know is
KABLAH!

I don't know if that is correct..
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 2:59, archived)
i like the idea that some lurker is trying all these passwords to see if they work and are getting more and more irate

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 2:40, archived)
Hahah
Probably a regular
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 2:42, archived)
Shit!
Better change mine
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 3:01, archived)
drowssap

(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 2:58, archived)
This could be a nasty side effect
www.bash.org/?36658
(SSSSS, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 1:41, archived)
dear me

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 1:52, archived)
It's almost like someone who was banned
had come back
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 1:55, archived)
great
know of any sites where I might find GIFs of dancing hamsters?
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 1:57, archived)
So, you were taking the piss out of Bent?

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 2:10, archived)
What about DEFOE?

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 2:12, archived)
what

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 2:12, archived)
no
Ronaldo
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 2:12, archived)
85% hair gel
15% human diving board.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 2:16, archived)
YOU SAID BENT IN A POST.
EXPLANATION.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 2:17, archived)
FUCKING READ THE THREAD
YOU FAT SMELL
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 2:17, archived)
I may steal this insult

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 2:24, archived)
shit
Guys, I've got an exam tomorrow morning. I have to be up and sober in about 6 hours. I am screwed. Suggestions anyone?
(oneiromancer was rifling through your fridge on, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:53, archived)
Yeah
fuck off and die
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:54, archived)
YOU HORRID BULLY

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:54, archived)
I'm a terrible cunt

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:55, archived)
But not the biggest baddest one!

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:56, archived)
Fuck off?

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:54, archived)
if you drink loads eventually you'll go all the way around the circle of drunkeness and be sober again

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:54, archived)
Before you sleep, have a fryup and a shower
Prepare a good breakfast for tomorrow, and have water.
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:54, archived)
Frying food whilst drunk
I think he wants to sober up, not burn to death in a BLAZING HOUSE INFERNO. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE POTENTIAL RAMIFICATIONS? YOU ARE ENDANGERING A PERSON'S LIFE, HERE. YOU'RE WORSE THAN HITLER.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 1:01, archived)
What the fuck

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 1:01, archived)
stay up until 5 then sleep all day

(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:55, archived)
What your sig says!

(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:55, archived)
Fail your exams miserably due to a hangover.
Hate yourself for ever and ever.
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:55, archived)
gosh that's actually very good
^do what he said
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:56, archived)
+then live on /talk and become the next Gilgamesh.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:56, archived)
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 1:01, archived)
CAGE FIGHT!

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 1:02, archived)
Oh thank fuck you're here.
This guy, here, he's got to be up in six hours for an important exam and he's BEEN DRINKING! Please advise.
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 1:05, archived)
let's run down the checklist shall we
1) tell the internet - CHECK
2) cry - STATUS UNKNOWN
3) wank - AWAITING CONFIRMATION
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 1:10, archived)
4) Alert the orthorities

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 1:14, archived)
I'm gonna miss that guy

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 1:16, archived)
Fuck that
Shoot to kill
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 1:18, archived)
I get it, "miss" as in "I wish he was here" and "miss" as in "fail to hit the target"
I get this, it's a clever play on words, well done
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 1:24, archived)
I'd better get some sort of prize for this

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 1:43, archived)
he'll be back
to cry about everyone trying to add him on facebook
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 1:34, archived)
Admit you're an idiot, and be prepared to find it hard.

(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:57, archived)
TWAT

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 1:01, archived)
BLAH
BLAH
BLAH
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 1:11, archived)
Idiot
Actually, I did my 2nd driving test MASSIVELY hungover. Passed with 3 minor faults. This may work to your advantage.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 1:14, archived)
If you fail, SSG will die of cancer.
Pressure is on.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 1:17, archived)
Be a fucking man and/or woman
and get up for it
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 1:36, archived)
that Gilgamesh right... i heard he was a cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:47, archived)
You are shit.
Next please.
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:48, archived)
LOL!

(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:49, archived)
To be fair
^this
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:50, archived)
Replying to a thread, here
WATCH OUT.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:49, archived)
tits like coconuts

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:50, archived)
I could probably form an opinion about you, given time

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:51, archived)
i knew i could lure you out you scamp!

(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:52, archived)
OH HAI MORTAL WOMBAT

(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:53, archived)
sorry what?

(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:55, archived)
right, i'm going to bed
then having a shower, then going to bed again

i'll have an alarm call please and a small miniature pitcher shaped like the tower of grayskull with some strong coffee in it, and some toast.
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:37, archived)
I CAN SEE YOUR BOTTY FROM HERE

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:38, archived)
you love my botty
i should charge you. backwards.
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:43, archived)
Your mum's fanny looks like a corned beef tortilla.

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:44, archived)
yeah it tastes like one too!

(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:46, archived)
It looks as arousing as a dog drowning in piss

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:48, archived)
EMERGENCY WOBBLE RESPONSE TEAM, ENGAGE!
i41.tinypic.com/fe3nh1.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:39, archived)
what the hell was he thinking?

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:46, archived)

www.b3tards.com/u/fa2a3ab468c53bb760c2/menatwork4.gif
(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:40, archived)
hahah are you one of those?

(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:42, archived)
Those what? Gloves?
No.
(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:42, archived)
you know..
gits
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:44, archived)
Been called worse.

(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:46, archived)
I feel overcome with ennui and a horrible emptiness of being.

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:41, archived)
All in all, I think I need a hug.

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:43, archived)
*kicks you in the shin*

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:46, archived)
MOTHERFUCKING CANDLES
That is all.

What [NOUN]s have you [VERB]ed today?
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:25, archived)
I found my slippers today
Happy candle day
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:28, archived)
were they (very expensive) slippers?

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:29, archived)
I resisted the urge to say that so much
I hate you :(
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:32, archived)
I lost my (very expensive) sunglasses.
I am going to replace them with more (very expensive) sunglasses soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:33, archived)
I lost my (very expensive) cleaner the other day
I found her between some sunglasses. Silly towels!
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:35, archived)
I lost my (very expensive) towels the other day
I found them between some cleaners. Silly sunglasses!
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:36, archived)
Happy Candle!
I [verbed] your [relation] [adjectively], right up the [noun]

EDIT - and what an [adjective] [noun] it was too
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:28, archived)
i saw that

(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:29, archived)
shush the weaver, shush!

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:31, archived)
You swam my Uncle right up the Thames?

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:33, archived)
what [noun]s have YOU [verb]ed today?

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:28, archived)
I drank cider!
Happy times. Happy times.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:32, archived)
*cider fives*
*misses*
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:39, archived)
*west country accent*
*drives combine harvester*
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:41, archived)
happy candle day
devoured many beers.. and now onto vodka.. tomorrow will be fun
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:30, archived)
My dog is doing liquid shits today.
It squirts a good foot away from him.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:32, archived)
Collect it in a bucket
Throw it at the poor.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:33, archived)
Good plan!

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:35, archived)

throw feed at to
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:35, archived)
"Neck this and I'll give you 50p"
"DO IT YOU FILTHY HOMELESS".
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:36, archived)
Hey Chubsters.
What's the current JMG debate?
I really should have my own station on SKY. Perhaps it'd be more JMG News orientated. With programmes for fat people to make and discuss wild accusations.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)
as long as it doesn't cut to commercials just after the title sequence, I'd watch it

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)
There'll be none of that.
I'm opposed to ITV, for example.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)
JMG kills babies as young as 2 months old, then eats their faces.
Then he rips off their arms and fucks the holes.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)
Yeah, that'd be fun

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)
Have you been in the company of Woodside?
You seem to have the life and fun sucked out of you.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)
JMG'S FAULT!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:53, archived)
What are the lastest accusations.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)
It's a constant stream
We can never keep track.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:53, archived)
everyone reckons I'm hot and wants my pants

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)
You're the anti-Pickle Fairy.
Somebody said earlier today.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:53, archived)
You're meant to tell us something NEW!

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)
I'm really drunk jmg,
there was a lot of very hot woment in milton keyns tonight.q
(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)
Why the hell were they in Milton Keynes?

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)
I have no idea,
I think it's because the uni's are finishing exams or something.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:57, archived)
You're great at most stuff, JMG
If I gave you some pliers, could you remove my molar? Dentists everywhere are booked up til next Thursday.
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:53, archived)
I'M TERRIBLE WITH TEETH.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)
Bugger
To top off an abscess, a wisdom tooth is growing nearly into it :(
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:55, archived)
it's not an abscess you attention-seeking twat
dental abscess is a medical emergency requiring immediate treatment with antibiotics

you've got toothache, not an abscess
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:57, archived)
No, I've got an abscess
An x-ray has confirmed this, and I'm on Co-Amoxiclav.

The x-ray was done in Portsmouth and wasn't a problem until the other day, because you CAN have an abscess and not notice it.

And I called the emergency dentistry team, and they won't see me because I have a dentist, regardless of the fact that I haven't had my first appointment yet. I'm just lucky that I know somebody who could give me a private prescription.
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:59, archived)
then it's a dental emergency and you need to phone NHS direct and an emergency dentist

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:01, archived)
OMG THE DRAMA

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:01, archived)
Has she failed to understand that people DIE from DENTAL ABSCESSES?
Septicemia FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:03, archived)
That's why I got the doctor I know to write me a private script for antibiotics

(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:08, archived)
An emergency dentist won't see me because I have a dentist.
I went through NHS Direct to get the info.
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)
So emergency dentists only treat people who don't have a dentist?
BOLLOCKS
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:04, archived)
If you don't believe me, then phone NHS direct, say you live in Chiswick, and that you have a dentist
Nobody will see me. I'd be fucking there if they would.
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:07, archived)
I've already explained the real reason for that.
Can't you read? OMG!11!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:08, archived)
If I would be on any list
I'd be on the top list, due to the fact that the remaining tooth work I'm getting done is worth a lot of money.
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:12, archived)
*cough* bollocks *cough*

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:08, archived)
Bollocks it all you want
But like I said, if you're bored enough, ring them and find out
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:10, archived)
They're not really booked up, they just don't want to do it.
You can't really do an extraction blindfolded.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:55, archived)
They've never met me
and even the private places are booked up.
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:56, archived)
You're on the list.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:58, archived)
Just use some string and a door handle.

(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:55, archived)
Great way to chip your tooth and leave the root in there

(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:57, archived)
Who are you?
I like you
(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:58, archived)
You've said that twice now.
Stalker!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:59, archived)
it only counts if they're a girl!
side question: how many ice cubes should I put in a vodka tonic?
(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:00, archived)
Is it a tall one, or a short one?

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)
short
1/3 vodka, I'm thinkgin 3 cubes of ice but I'm undecided.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:07, archived)
3 is correct.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:11, archived)
Kaplanator.
It says so at the end of all my posts.
(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)
^this
but string nylon rope
door handle startled horse
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:59, archived)
Purple Ronnie mugs, you never see them these days

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:58, archived)
Racism, G.
Fat Racism.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:59, archived)
I HAVE GOT TWO.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:00, archived)
You could get all sorts.
Cakes and the like.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:01, archived)
You're probably the ringleader of a clique.
Or something. I don't know, fiction's not my strong point.
(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:00, archived)
Piston: Still shit
www.b3ta.com/questions/cults/post47582

Short version: Piston gets his mum to tell the bad man off. But he had a KNIFE IN HIS POCKET IN CASE THE BAD MAN WAS BAD!

Piston: You fucking twat.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:28, archived)
Is that his new name?

(I helped save b3ta! BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:30, archived)
Apparently. All the shit people do it from time to time, in the hope people will not recognise them.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:39, archived)
A LOLSHITCOMEDYACCOUNT?

(I helped save b3ta! BILL DOOR - MOON-MASTER, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:41, archived)
near the top-ish
is there a way to change the email address that is associated with an account?
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)
Yes, email Rob, or maybe cr3.
edid: no, GAZ them, not email.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)
cheers
:D
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)
This place is becoming incredibly shit
it seems to be a competition nowadays about who can be the biggest cunt, why the fuck do people pick on Piston, it's no longer fun here.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:30, archived)
Yay. Let's post about how shit /talk is, but never actually leave.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:32, archived)
I'm kinda with Spam here
bullying is fucking shit
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:39, archived)
Shut up Broadsword, you tiny penis.
I am going to threaten at your house!!!1!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:40, archived)
It is.
There's no need for it. Clever teasing is funny, bullying is just nasty. It used to be more about being clever than just taking the easy route on here.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:41, archived)
I am sure he feels so terribly bullied, online.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:44, archived)
You would as well if every time you came on here
everybody just laid into you.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:46, archived)
Are you new here?
Hi, I'm Dave Trouser, Internet Cunt.

You lot are getting easier by the day.

www.b3ta.com/talk/6238061
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:47, archived)
I'm just saying that it's easy to be a cunt online.
It's much harder to be a funny cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)
I don't care about that.
As long as it's funny for me, that's all that counts.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:53, archived)
There's still room for cunts.
But it seems like everyone is trying to be the biggest one sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:56, archived)
Only a fool would strive for Bud's crown.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:57, archived)
*click*

(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:59, archived)
If you love Piston so much why don't you go live there?

(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)
Careful there.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)
I like you

(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)
Very much that ^

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:45, archived)
Easy, Tiger

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:41, archived)
There are too many MoralFags around here.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:42, archived)
Just for the record
I'm calling you a cunt today
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:44, archived)
OH MAN!
STOP PICKING ON ME! YOU BULLY!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:44, archived)
Cunt

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:45, archived)
I'm going to visit your school.
I'm also going to fuck your sister.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:46, archived)
SHE'S 13!
Fuck you! I hav told the ORTHORITIES about you!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:47, archived)
Do your friends know you're gay.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)
Actually.
After last night, thanks to Gilgamesh, they now do.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:53, archived)
That post got MOD deleted.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:56, archived)
you are so gay.

(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:45, archived)
*bums*

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)
20 MoralFags and a box of matches please

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:44, archived)
Wait Spam is an actual tiger?

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:43, archived)
Yes
She left the carpet in a right mess here. Chewed the curtains and pissed in the corner. Dreadful.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:45, archived)
That's terrible business.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:47, archived)
Just be glad she didn't shit on it.
Tiger shit is the WORST.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)
Rarrrr

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:46, archived)
*hides*

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)
eep!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)
Nice stripes!
Are they new?
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)
Yeah
charityshop eleventy pence
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:55, archived)
By the way
Are you black with yellow stripes or yellow with black stripes?

OMG I'm so racist.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:00, archived)
Half and half
they only had one of each type and not a full set.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:03, archived)
it's this or Gonzo's food-based forum of tedium

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:42, archived)
i miss the days of hexachordal being a nonce.
that was funny.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:42, archived)
I assumed he still was.
Are we letting things go these days? Oh man!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:43, archived)
he might be you know, i'm a bit out of the b3ta who's a nonce loop.

(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:44, archived)
*puts hand up*

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:46, archived)
*...maddy's tattered skirt*

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:47, archived)
*points to baldmonkeys post*
This is old school b3tan humour

*gives baldmonkey a stamp of approval*
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)
Baldmonkey, you 'tard.
We need more of what you did yesterday evening. Find us another victim to hate and track down like a doomed fox.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:50, archived)
Hate, jeez that's a bit serious.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:58, archived)
YEAH! HATE!
Internet Hate Machine.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 0:01, archived)
Well said

(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)
Wel done dave trouser.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:30, archived)
Wel dun Wildhearts.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:32, archived)
Dave trouser aw ays in hour harts

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:33, archived)
Fucking hell I wondered why I'd never heard of this fairly old dull cunt.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:31, archived)
He really is an excellant swimmer

(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:31, archived)
That's three years old, Dave The Trouser.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:31, archived)
I was wondering if anyone would notice.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:32, archived)
he fell asleep with his lad in a lady's front bottom you know

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:35, archived)
Oh man, he is totally awesome and cool!
He has a totally awesome and cool and true story for every possible situation!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:37, archived)
I like the one where he got a cat to lick his EX FIANCEE's nipple
that was srsly totly true 1000% deffo
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:38, archived)
My personal favourite is the strippers wrestling in chocolate.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:39, archived)
not really sure that's a cult tbh

(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:31, archived)
oh it's you
I thought you'd done a stealth flounce
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:37, archived)
BOONDOCKS YEAH!
BOONDOCKS YEAH! BOONDOCKS YEAH! BOONDOCKS YEAH! BOONDOCKS YEAH! BOONDOCKS YEAH! BOONDOCKS YEAH! BOONDOCKS YEAH! BOONDOCKS YEAH! BOONDOCKS YEAH! BOONDOCKS YEAH! BOONDOCKS YEAH! BOONDOCKS YEAH! BOONDOCKS YEAH! BOONDOCKS YEAH! BOONDOCKS YEAH! BOONDOCKS YEAH! BOONDOCKS YEAH! BOONDOCKS YEAH! BOONDOCKS YEAH! BOONDOCKS YEAH! BOONDOCKS YEAH! BOONDOCKS YEAH! BOONDOCKS YEAH! BOONDOCKS YEAH! BOONDOCKS YEAH! BOONDOCKS YEAH! BOONDOCKS YEAH! BOONDOCKS YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:38, archived)
it just made me think tim westwood.
maybe cos tim westwood is a. a cunt b. boring and c. would get his mum to sort it out.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:33, archived)
haha, yes!
Wicked yo! I am totally down wid dat!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:34, archived)
there was also some undertones of chris moyles in there.

(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:34, archived)
He makes me ashamed to be alive.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:34, archived)
I tell you what I love about b3ta
is personal vendettas.

Oh man, I love that shit.

Y'know, rather than just say 'you are a cunt' in response to a post, carrying it on all over the fucking place.

Man, that shit is sooooooo funny
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:38, archived)
you are a cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:39, archived)
I've never even met him.
How much more badderer does that make me?!/!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:41, archived)
Well if you hate it so much,
why don't you go and live there.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:41, archived)
YEAH!
*grabs pitchfork*
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:42, archived)
My pitchfork is made of aids.
BAD AIDS.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:45, archived)
Bring back Bad AIDS!

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:46, archived)
Bad aids.
Bad aids.
You've all got bad aids.
Buy a seconda.
It'll fill you with glad aids.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:50, archived)
But maturity is so boring.
Why act like a reasonable adult human being, when instead you can behave like a bunch of spoilt, hormonal teenage girls who can't ever shut up?
(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:47, archived)
Wicked, what's up with that then?
I didn't care to read it, it's probably awesome or something. Great. Brilliant. I love it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:39, archived)
On the other hand.
What a terrible piece of trash. God I hate it, what a load of shit. Bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:40, archived)
I'm going to make a smoke now.
Choice of rolling tobacco, amber leaf, gold drum, cutters choice, I really am spoilt.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:41, archived)
drum, cutters doesn't taste of annnnnnnything..none of that nasty faggy taste..it's wrong.

(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:44, archived)
Amber Leaf tastes like soap, put that shite in the bin

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)
I've got a voucher for £6.50 to spend on Amazon.co.uk.
I cannot choose a thing to buy.
I might kill myself.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)
less talk more suicide

(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:19, archived)
leave me the voucher in your will

(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)
I ordered chili shredded beef with soft fried noodles.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)
Oh.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)
Well done anyway
That sounds like a lovely meal.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)
Thanks, I enjoyed it.
The beansprouts and water chestnuts were especially nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:24, archived)
I couldn't stand not knowing what you ordered.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:23, archived)
I know Jack, I didn't want to leave you hanging.
Cricket time. Back in sixty minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:25, archived)
What is $13.75
in GBP?
(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:23, archived)
try xe.com
for your conversion needs.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:25, archived)
I am aware of this site

(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:26, archived)
Then why were you asking?

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:27, archived)
the price wasn't the point
the link was
(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:27, archived)
I see.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:31, archived)
You could buy a microsecond of world peace.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:24, archived)
buy this for wee man
www.amazon.co.uk/Smartest-Giant-Town-Julia-Donaldson/dp/0333963962/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1245363843&sr=8-1
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:24, archived)
buy a bivvy

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:25, archived)
buy mongy a fish.

(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:25, archived)

nono, fishing rod, that way he can feed himself for an indefinite amount of time rather than relying on demeaning handouts
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:26, archived)
hahaha. ok, a fishing rod and the all important tiny kettle.

(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:28, archived)
hello shithouse!

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:42, archived)
i don't like any of the current forum starter thread posts
i like going fishing, so i think i'll go to bed
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:01, archived)
MONGYCHOPS FOR MOD

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:02, archived)
Do you have fish in your bed?

(MooCow_Byter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:02, archived)
no i don't, but i might buy another vision 280 tank and start up my fish keeping

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)
Why, might you find some crabs there lololololol

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)
BIVVY BIVVY BIVVY BIVVY BIVVY BIVVY BIVVY BIVVY BIVVY BIVVY BIVVY BIVVY BIVVY BIVVY BIVVY BIVVY BIVVY BIVVY BIVVY BIVVY BIVVY BIVVY BIVVY BIVVY BIVVY
BIVVY BIVVY BIVVY BIVVY BIVVY BIVVY BIVVY BIVVY BIVVY BIVVY BIVVY BIVVY BIVVY BIVVY BIVVY BIVVY BIVVY BIVVY BIVVY BIVVY BIVVY BIVVY BIVVY BIVVY BIVVY BIVVY BIVVY BIVVY BIVVY BIVVY BIVVY BIVVY

yes.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)
That's not how the bivvyman theme goes.
BIVVY FACT: I will be spending a good number of nights in bivvies in the next three weeks.
(MooCow_Byter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)
bivvys, no need for the shit plural

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)
no need for the shit TENT
haha, ZINGed you good and proper there, bet you cry all night now
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)
My bivvy isn't a shit tent.
It's a plastic bag.
(MooCow_Byter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)
dude
srsly

Shit. Tent.
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)
the aqua m3 is the best bivvy ever, it is better than anyone i have ever met, including my children
fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:16, archived)
I'm going to buy one then take a dump in it and throw it in the canal

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)
can i have the door panel, my one is fucked, black power

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:19, archived)
You fucked the door panel?
What a sexy tent.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)
I should probably eat something.
As I've not eaten since two-ish.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)
I had free pizza, it was nice.
although, I am missing a free booze and food evening right now in the center of manchester. Tiss hosted by Bill Bailey too. Alas, I had things to do before and had no suit with me.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)
That's a pity.
Free booze is always win.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)
B3ta is full of shit
I might flounce
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)
:((((((
Don't
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)
it is shit though
difficult to say who's the shittest right now but it's a close tie between Druid and Karl for shittest post on this page
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)
GET IN.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)
I might post a food thread.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)
Go on.
I had chinese earlier and I'm just bursting to tell the internet what I ordered.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)
Do it.
I really want to know what HBLC ordered from the Chinese.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)
Ok I won't
BUT ONLY BECAUSE YOU ARE fucking GREAT
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)
YAY
YES and GET IN
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)
Do it! In SPANISH

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)
El Flouncio

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)
Olé!

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)
Well if you're flouncing, I'm flouncing too.
We can have a flounce pact.
(MooCow_Byter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)
On the count of three...

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)
I liked how you said that thread was tedious
and you didn't realise it was pissedon_bloke with a name change

plus ca change, etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)
To be fair, I'm off my tits on Persil Fairy Liquid

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:17, archived)

who won the bingo, mongy?
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)
Esme won but the internet ultimately lost
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)

everyone's a winner
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)
esme
she won't give me her address either, the great prizes have mounted up, bingo is dead
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)
:-((((
say it ain't so
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)
yeah, karl is doing a quiz night now, i've been overthrown, sadtimes
bingo is in are harts
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:13, archived)

We luv U Bingy B
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)
It was rigged.
I should have won, really.
(MooCow_Byter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)
I'll have to flog this bingo dabber set I bought then.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)
pfft

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:13, archived)
I gave mine back to my nan.
I barely used it :(
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)
I AM GOING TO SEE TRANSFORMERS 2 IN FIFTEEN MINUTES.
I AM EXCITED. ARE YOU EXCITED?

WHAT SHOES SHOULD I WEAR?
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:00, archived)
Star Trek Suit

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:00, archived)
Cheers, that was the push I needed
*goes off to finish work*
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:01, archived)
oh hang on

(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)
Hola senor

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:16, archived)
ciao
how's it going?
(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)
Fucked off my nipples to be honest

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)
good work.
finished moving today. i'm very tired and broken.
(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)
Anuses-of-your-victims shoes.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:01, archived)
Cardboard boxes!
Say you're Optimus Prime's deadbeat half-brother who lives outside his apartment and rifles through the bins.
(theneet began to cut her hair and long for balls, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:01, archived)
Well, I'm not excited that you're going to see it.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:02, archived)
I couldn't give a monkeys jizz about Transformers 2: The Klumps.

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:02, archived)
It'll be as crap as the first.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)
NO SHOES

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)
a bib

(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)
Right, I'm going to bed.
Then having a shower, then going to bed again.

I'd like an alarm call please, and some toast.
(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:56, archived)
I'd like you to post a new thread with a tired meme in it.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:58, archived)
Don't memes have to be funny at some point?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:58, archived)
I'm not sure.
It qualifies as one, though, it's no longer a one man meme.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:01, archived)
Wait for someone to call piston dull.

(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:59, archived)
I had a great day today*
I did a presentation on GARDENING. What was the last presentation you did?

/ignores parent post, as it bored me
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:58, archived)
iSoft.
By God it sucked out my soul.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:59, archived)
mine was software context
what is the iSoft? seems like a rather generic name.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:01, archived)
iSoft make patient tracking software
They were bought out by CSC last year, after going bust. The woman who I had to deal with was a cockicidal maniac, and then some.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:17, archived)
I did one at Uni about Creative Writing
I brought in a squeaky toy dolphin as my 'muse' and everyone loved it. Even the stoners. Especially the stoners in fact.
(theneet began to cut her hair and long for balls, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:00, archived)
yay!
all I had for mine was a whiteboard and some coloured pens. It was fun.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)
I presented my naked body to the parish of Norristhorpe.
Not intentionally, I was getting dressed and had forgotten to draw the curtains.

And it was only to passers-by on one street.
(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:02, archived)
sexy!

(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)
Sounds like fun
You never know whose day you made with a little accidental flashing.
(theneet began to cut her hair and long for balls, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)
Sorry to post down your post down whoever it was
but it was really quite tedious. Lets have a sexyparty.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:52, archived)
*stays home*

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:53, archived)
*cuts the phoneline*
*sneeks*
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:56, archived)
Phwoar, I'm in!

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:53, archived)
No you're not
*ouch*
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:56, archived)
I'll crack open the walnuts

(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:54, archived)
Phwoar

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:54, archived)
*clenches*

(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:55, archived)
Which 80s rock band had a song called 'Sex Party'?

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:54, archived)
Oh, it's on the tip of my brain.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:57, archived)
It wasn't Skid Row was it?
It's not an easy thing to search for on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:58, archived)
Quire boys?

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:58, archived)
That's what the internet says,
but I didn't think it was. Maybe I heard a cover version.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:00, archived)
Actually it was.
What a shit band.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:02, archived)
Ginger was guitarist for a while.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)
Not sure.
This is why the internet is quite rubbish at times.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)
Same Difference
and they didn't invite anyone else
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:00, archived)
i think i might just go to bed on my own if that is ok?
i'm sure it will be, or not, no offence
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:54, archived)
let's all get drunk and wear duvet covers

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:55, archived)
Sounds like an average night to me.
Right then, bedsheet me up lads.
(theneet began to cut her hair and long for balls, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:56, archived)
pass me the potato peeler, I'll have these undercrackers off in a minute

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:55, archived)
I'll 'strip' your 'skin'
whilst wanking off into a basin full of lynx deoderant cans
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:57, archived)
Sorry to post down your post down Noit
But have we all posted all of our randomburns?
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)
Of course you are.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)
I don't know what a randomburn is :(

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)
Me neither.

(theneet began to cut her hair and long for balls, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:47, archived)
No but I have a letter from my mum saying why not
and that I will do it ASAP.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:43, archived)
I've not posted any of mine because I am a terrible human being.
So apologies to mooey, spango, mr wicksy, b3th, kenny martin and anyone else whose address I may have in my possession but you will get a Limey delight in your ears soon.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:43, archived)
Cock it up your nose, titflange

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:43, archived)
And I hope everyone remembers to go for a piss before they go to bed tonight.

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:44, archived)
Aye
Nowt worse than waking up in your own effluent.

/Edit

And I'd better not be getting the fucking Rimmer song on repeat.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)
Even I think you're a spaz
Love, mum.
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)
I have.
I will be naming and shaming.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:46, archived)
As have I
And I know who two of the people sending me stuff are. Thanks to Jorvik and Giant Rat of Sumatra, the rest of you, get your arses in gear!
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:46, archived)
I can't do mine for at least a few days,
they'll all go out though, I promise that.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:50, archived)
I have.
*Glares reproachfully at the four people who haven't*

/edit - Many thanks to Ninja Badger but not for the morrissey track
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:46, archived)
I quite like ladies' bottoms

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)
A regular food source?

(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:49, archived)
I just realised, you're pissedon_bloke

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:54, archived)
I just realised, you're a twat.

(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:54, archived)
I like boobies

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:49, archived)
bottoms and boobies and fannies oh my

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:50, archived)
I quite like men's bottoms

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)
*flashes*

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:58, archived)
I have :D

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:49, archived)
*Virtuous fives*

(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:52, archived)
I can't until I get my hard drive back from repair.
The people I'm sending them to know this.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:53, archived)
I approve of this.
I totally approve of people gazzing their recipients and telling them there'll be a delay.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:54, archived)
Anyone else just watch Psychoville?
It's better than I expected, not as good as the League of Gentlemen, but better than The League Of Gentlemen's Apocalypse. Also it has dwarf porn and a downser being wanked off by his mum.

If you didn't just watch it, explain what you did instead with your last half hour.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)
Fuck.
Missed it.
TITS.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)
I've no doubt it'll be repeated ad nauseum on BBC3.
In related news, Dawn French is still fat and shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)
iplayer it.
I'm watching the second episode now.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)
What's all this bollocks on the BBC website about lolariously
fooling your mates?
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)
Hmmm?
Just seen it. That's interesting. Don't let Baldmonkey know, it won't be pleasant.....
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)
Ditto.
This "press the red button for a whole extra episode" is quite clever, I've not seen that before.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)
Nor me.
I'm glad they've introduced it though.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:47, archived)
GUITAR HERO METALLICA.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)
I didn't see that, & I didn't like the league of gentlemen
hope that helps
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)
What's wrong with you?

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)
Aids :(

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)
Good aids or bad aids?

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)
I'll tell you after you buy me a drink

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)
i did like the league of gentlemen,
could i bother you for a meaningless argument online that overlooks the matter of subjectivity?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)
If it helps in your time of need, then yes, of course

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:40, archived)
cancerl that,
i'm going to see my girlfriencyst.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:55, archived)
Bollocks,
I wanted to see that, hope it comes on iplayer soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Dobsky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)
Fucking about with a .bat file, and trying to get a remote backup to run
but I'm having serious issues getting onto the server.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)
Oh,
no I didn't watch it.

I updated my phone's firmware, because it's being silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)
Not as good as the whole of the League of Gentlemen,
or just its first episode?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)
As in, if you were to pick an average League of Gentlemen episode, this probably wouldn't be quite as good.
Still quite good, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:39, archived)
I did watch it
I thought it was shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:40, archived)
it had no jokes and went nowhere, perfect for you

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:40, archived)
Oh but it was a little creepy and well random
if you just do creepy and random it must always be good
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:43, archived)
I enjoyed it.

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:41, archived)
What about the tv programme?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)
LOLLERS

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:43, archived)
Nope, liked th look of it though.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)
Missed it completely. In fact, didn't even realise it was on.
My last half hour? Watching shit TV, trying to sleep. I have to sign on tomorrow at 9AM.
(theneet began to cut her hair and long for balls, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:47, archived)

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