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Lewisssss!

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Collatallie Sisters, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:49, archived)

woo yay houpla!

he's buggered off to valhalla hasn't he

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:51, archived)

Ha ha!

It's funny cos he's dead :)

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Collatallie Sisters, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:53, archived)

And black!!

Err oh no, hang on a sec...

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Dogtanian, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:54, archived)

I like

it.. just cos I like your stuff :-)

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:53, archived)

You're a wonderful man!

And you like the Divine Comedy! Woo!! (Click my profile and listen ;)

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Collatallie Sisters, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:55, archived)

Devine Comedy are fucking ace

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Pootle, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:58, archived)

www.thedivinecomedy.com

New album from Mr Hannon due early 2004 apparently. Woo!!!

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Collatallie Sisters, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:00, archived)

cool!

I hope it`s a bit depressing like Regeneration (I love that album)

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:01, archived)

Me too!

Got a mixed reception from people over at the
TDC BB, but I loved it.. Bad Ambassador is tops!

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Collatallie Sisters, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:05, archived)

yeah

the only song I don`t really like on it is Perfect Lovesong, cos it`s a bit too cheery - bring back the baudiness of Casanova, I say!

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:08, archived)

Her out of

Dr. Who? Lucky buggers.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:00, archived)

oh yes!!

... but it`s hard to get by
when your arse is the size
of a small country....

fantastic!!

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:00, archived)

Oh God

That badger song on the newsletter is by far the bestest everer thing I have everer seen.
Ever(er).
I am still listening to it with one headphone on, and its been over an hour.

(jumpy yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:49, archived)

it took me about that long to realise

it was on a loop

(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:49, archived)

badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:49, archived)

Mushroom

Mushroom

(StrangeOne, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:50, archived)

Mushroom, mushroom...

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C-Bean on, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:51, archived)

Snaaaaaake, its a

Snaaaaaaaake

Oooooooh a snaaaaaaake

(jumpy yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:52, archived)

jonti

was on the radio with it too,
I was bopping around the flat

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:58, archived)

Stop it.

Delete this now, or I'm coming over to give you a virtual ass whipping.

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charliedontsurf, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:50, archived)

I would

probably enjoy it :)

Master

(jumpy yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:51, archived)

I'm not fucking playing around.

Stop being a cock.

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charliedontsurf, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:52, archived)

IT'S A MESSAGEBOARD

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Reverend Dan, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:53, archived)

don't josh

he's really going to go over and get them - he's not joking...

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:55, archived)

really?

trust me to put my foot in it again....

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Reverend Dan, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:57, archived)

yeah

can't you see him scowling? He's got a gun as well...

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:59, archived)

That's not me,

that's Bermondsey Dave.

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charliedontsurf, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:00, archived)

Yeah.

I know.

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charliedontsurf, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:57, archived)

Got some words for ya

Its a Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger Mushrooom Mushroooooooom

(jumpy yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:57, archived)

Busted rock!

you heathen

Edit: err, have I missed some sort of row?

(rachboc, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:54, archived)

ITS A SNAKE!

A BIIIG SNAME!

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:52, archived)

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six50, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:53, archived)

I still

love those.

(Frogstar, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:57, archived)

Anyone remember visionaries...

Ferris swapped his wolf ability for Thor!

(The Amazing Overlord That Is Stu, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:45, archived)

i used to have a few visionaries

they had to go to that pool thing when they got low on hummus or something

(NO_I'M_BRIAN_BLESSED, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:46, archived)

oohh

i bet that was a thor process

(very sorry)

(Ludwig van B3ta-hoven i'm tired of this room & every1 in it., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:48, archived)

where is thorsonofodin anyway?

i thought this'd be right up his street

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:50, archived)

Fuck.

I never could remeber the name of that. It was a top bollocks cartoon, though.

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charliedontsurf, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:49, archived)

The one that had the fox abilities

was called Ectar, was he not? and he came with their speeder vehicle type thingy

(fudge the return of the man with the cat on his head, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:52, archived)

Yeah

Ferris was a wolf....dagnammit..must edit!!

(The Amazing Overlord That Is Stu, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:53, archived)

oh god - showing my age...

... and an incredibly good memory ;)

(fudge the return of the man with the cat on his head, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:56, archived)

hehe

transformers is my speciality childrens cartoon subject!

Thundercats, MASK and Visionaries had to take a sideline

(The Amazing Overlord That Is Stu, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:58, archived)

Is it just me

or is msn groups diverting to bestinfo.com every time you try and access it? Argh!

(~Sunny~, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:44, archived)

just you.

too much porn.

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:45, archived)

Huh?

I've never looked at porn in my life... And now I can't host any images. Damn and blast.

(~Sunny~, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:46, archived)

You mean

never ?

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wonko the sane, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:06, archived)

i'll have you know

bestinfo.com is my favourite site after b3ta, i think it's a gift from the gods, or thor

(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:46, archived)

Yes but it doesn't host images

(~Sunny~, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:46, archived)

who needs images

when you have the second best site in the world

(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:47, archived)

Time was, when a threadwaster like you would be hounded

off the board and shamed into never returning. Jack a thread for this sort of thing, please, or awake my wrath.

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charliedontsurf, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:46, archived)

agreed

what's gone wrong here? this is becoming like some kind of sad chat forum.

we'll all be talking l33t soon.

then I'll have to go.

not that you'll miss me.

(fifteen thousand and one, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:49, archived)

who are you?

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monster monster monster monster monster, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:50, archived)

and

you!

:-p

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:52, archived)

I'm an old hand

that's me

been around ages

um...

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monster monster monster monster monster, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:53, archived)

your both gay

(fifteen thousand and one, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:56, archived)

cock off

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monster monster monster monster monster, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:58, archived)

actually

there was a time when we wouldn't really let it worry us, because it doesn't really matter.

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:03, archived)

get yourself

adaware - google it.. think you've got nasty spyware..

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Darkedge, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:46, archived)

Um, thanks

Ok... what is adaware? And ~embarrassed~ what's spyware?

(~Sunny~, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:50, archived)

spyware is nasty programs that

screw up your browsing and grab whatever you are looking at to use as marketing data.. like bonzai buddy or comet cursor.. foul things - trust me.

Adaware is a lovely free program by Lavasoft that clears all that sort of shit out.

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Darkedge, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:52, archived)

Uh-huh

Okay... does it destroy stuff already there?

(~Sunny~, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:54, archived)

yup

that's all it does.

Get the latest google toolbar to protect you from popups and never click OK to anything, and you shouldn't get anything else.

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chthonic, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:04, archived)

that's NEVER click OK to ANYTHING

EVER ANYWHERE.

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:07, archived)

It's...

...nasy evil software that installs itself on your system and sends information to other people, or downloads adverts that you don't want to see.

If adaware doesn't work, I find Spybot - Search and Destroy to be quite good too.

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Mystery_Bob, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:52, archived)

HE'S HOSTING A RADIO SHOW

AND NOT LOOKING AT THE BOARD YOU STUPID, STUPID, BASTARDS!!!!!!

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:44, archived)

Ha ha ha ha...

...you sound like Brian Blessed in my head :)

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Mystery_Bob, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:44, archived)

Basil Fawlty

Surely?

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Dogtanian, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:45, archived)

that's funny.

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Samsonite, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:45, archived)

cock off

threadwaster.

(martian, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:44, archived)

and read the

FAQ!

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christhebarker, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:46, archived)

well he just said

he had 2 - count them - 2 browser windows open on B3Ta.

(Lambkin, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:45, archived)

oh my god!

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:45, archived)

I DON'T CARE!!!!

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:45, archived)

stop shouting

your hurting my eyes.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:46, archived)

oh shut up - loads of people are working and don't give a flying fuck

about describing or moaning about the radio show.

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Darkedge, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:46, archived)

they are saying

communicate with them via the board, so people can't be blamed for doing so.

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Pootle, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:48, archived)

no use sending links

after he's asked

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:49, archived)

true.. but the

constant asking for the website to listen to the show is really annoying especially as it's BEEN ON THE FRONTPAGE ALL FUCKING WEEK you lazy bastards

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Darkedge, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:50, archived)

ahh

now I feel better..

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Darkedge, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:50, archived)

Just had a poo?

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Samsonite, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:53, archived)

just had a good rant

:-)

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Darkedge, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:58, archived)

The good news

is that's it all over now

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Pootle, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:59, archived)

yes

but they really do have to sort out their levels.. they sound like they are playing all the music off a 1982 tape recorder bought for £10 in comet

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Darkedge, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:15, archived)

;)

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Samsonite, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:59, archived)

WELL I DIDN'T KNOW THAT,

NOW I FEEL LIKE A CUNT!!

Bugger.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:50, archived)

i feel like a cunt too

have you got one spare?

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monster monster monster monster monster, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:51, archived)

Hahahaha

stop making me laugh.

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Samsonite, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:52, archived)

Sorry.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:54, archived)

Actually.

Carry on.
*salutes*

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Samsonite, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:55, archived)

to be fair

last week I'd have been screaming and shouting at them as well

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Pootle, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:54, archived)

What he said

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Samsonite, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:48, archived)

i agree.

i don't care for one.

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:48, archived)

1....

...2 ! Yep. two of them. wow. l33t hax0r ru13z!

(JBoom, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:46, archived)

DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND HERO, REMEMBER, NEXT TIME KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:45, archived)

You

loony bird.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:47, archived)

it's okay though

Chthonic spotted it and emailled a link to the thread to him.

Breathe, honey.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:45, archived)

hello there.

to take it your a mrs now.

were the quartet ok in the end, or did they attempt to play something funny?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:47, archived)

Its all too much,

all too much...

*sob, sob, sob*

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:48, archived)

There there

*hugs*

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Samsonite, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:49, archived)

Bless you,

*snuggles*

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:51, archived)

there, there

just rest you head in my lap...

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:49, archived)

hey rob! play my song!

www.disparatedan.com/yourallgaybar2.mp3

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Reverend Dan, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:46, archived)

he played two of yours already

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:48, archived)

Has he played

~~ours~~ yours yet?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:49, archived)

no, not today

he's played a couple of VTQ tracks previously (not Monster Island though). It's not exactly the bigtime though is it?

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:51, archived)

Small acorns

and all that.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:53, archived)

yeah i know

i was just trying to irritate bovine....

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Reverend Dan, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:52, archived)

fuck

I may have just got myself on a list.

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:53, archived)

Yeah,

my *special* list.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:54, archived)

he did the other week.

i heckled and he said i smell.

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bananaman, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:46, archived)

feeling a bit neglectged then?

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:53, archived)

And you

can bugger off too.
Like I'm about too...

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:57, archived)

In his last dying breath, the Viking Spoke.......

"For the love of the gods, please don't let this be where I go when I die!!!!!

(Fishrat, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:44, archived)

Now youve done it..

First pic to make me laugh out loud today
Very Funny :)

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:45, archived)

Glad to be of service!

(Fishrat, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:47, archived)

Longboat!

Click for bigger

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Sea Urchin Ceviche, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:43, archived)

I bet they could get up to quite a speed in that.

Woo!

(Also, thankyou people who gave me advice earlier, i think it's much better now.)

(Frogstar, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:46, archived)

The pillage people

Were the first to discover America, and they brought an native American with them to prove it.

(StrangeOne, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:41, archived)

i actually

quite like that

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:42, archived)

Thank

you

(StrangeOne, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:43, archived)

That's tremendous.

Much better than most of the shit that's been posted here recently.

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:43, archived)

hahaha

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:44, archived)

very

nice

(Ludwig van B3ta-hoven i'm tired of this room & every1 in it., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:44, archived)

Warrior!

There's a place you will go
I said
Warrior!
Kid, I think you should know

You'll get Mead. Wench. Es. And. Fighting.

*pow* *pow* *pow* *pow* *pow*

We're all going to Val-ha-al-la,
We're all going to Val-ha-al-la...

(Astatine, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:45, archived)

Es?

Obviously been around for longer than anyone at first suspected...

(rachboc, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:50, archived)

Sorry forgot to say

that made me laugh out loud

(rachboc, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:50, archived)

heheheheeheheheh

Oh dear, I'm larfing like a fool! I like that!

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Ratsta, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:52, archived)

Is your pillaging not what it was???

If so..

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:41, archived)

dark

but funny.

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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:43, archived)

Nice.

Not as hard as the other vikings?

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charliedontsurf, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:43, archived)

Top

One :)

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Collatallie Sisters, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:50, archived)

similar thought

to myself earlier.

wyh.

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 17:09, archived)

mmmmm....

(schminkypinky, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:40, archived)

That's the worst case of gingivitis I've ever seen...

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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:41, archived)

Vikings, due to poor nutrition,

often caught gingivitis.
TJ: first one to shop the blood eagle gets a biscuit.

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charliedontsurf, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:42, archived)

Must... destroy...

(Astatine, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:42, archived)

hey rob and co....

These songs are rubbish. play this instead. I made it. And shirley bassey is not getting any royalties.

Edit - here's the front cover.

e-media.london.edu/downloads/Concorde_GoShirley.mp3

(Lambkin, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:35, archived)

More spam.

"Introducing VP-RX Pills
NO.1 Peni|s rEnl| argement Pil|l On The Market!
* Gain 3+ Full Inches In Length
* Expand Your Penis Up To 20 Thicker"

Excuse me, but 20 WHAT thicker? Cubic litres? Nanometres? 2 short planks? What???

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Hugo Rune, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:37, archived)

Cubic litres?

What sort of 9-dimensional liquids have you been pissing about with?

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:37, archived)

is the new black.

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Rooster, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:39, archived)

20 times

i'd guess.

(martian, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:39, archived)

Monster cock!

scary thought.

(~Sunny~, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:40, archived)

20 times thicker?

now, presuming they mean 2d width, ie "across" that could be up to 2 foot wide! fucking hell, why would you want a cock 8 inches long by 2 foot wide?

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new_matt, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:40, archived)

because

it'd be funny

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Hugo Rune, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:41, archived)

you could use it as a laptop table

i suppose...

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new_matt, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:42, archived)

it'd be brilliant

at parties.

(martian, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:42, archived)

Your cock is only 1.2 inches wide then?

Hahaha.

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:42, archived)

i've no idea

i don't understand inches, what's that in metres?

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new_matt, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:43, archived)

Eleven.

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:44, archived)

blimey

that would be nearly 2cm thicker then...

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:40, archived)

you lucky bastard!

(martian, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:41, archived)

anyone here in to

wifi?

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aubergene, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:41, archived)

my...

...interweb comes in over the ether, if that's what you're talking about.

(The Fretful Porpentine, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:45, archived)

i'm into wifi swapping

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new_matt, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:46, archived)

Is that where...

...you all throw your encryption keys into the centre of the room and see whose wifi you end up going home with?

(The Fretful Porpentine, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:49, archived)

Add inches to your septic tank

while consolidating your hot, wet, teen sluts.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:39, archived)

Send cheques to

PO BOX 1
Nigeria

(nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:40, archived)

Mmmm.

Consolidating.

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charliedontsurf, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:41, archived)

i'd

prefer 6+ half inches

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aubergene, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:39, archived)

listen to him

and me....

play AIRWOLF !!!!!

PLAY IT PLAY IT PLAY IT PLAY IT PLAY IT PLAY IT PLAY IT PLAY IT

(JBoom, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:37, archived)

ooh eck - it went onto XFM then

but it's back now playing Dancing with Mr T. will they edit?

(Lambkin, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:43, archived)

a pure-bred viking cat

please nobody get all shitty because i cant actually put the picture on the message board, i can't get the free webspace off lycos, and yes i've read the faq.
there rant over, here is the link:
viking-cat.narod.ru/

(lalalalala, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:34, archived)

Fuck off.

I have every right to get shitty. Particularly at fuckwits like you.

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:35, archived)

have you tried lycos.co.uk - emphasising the .co.uk

they are great, let you remote post and all that jazz

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rosey, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:36, archived)

There are 958 free hosts

here: www.free-webhosts.com/

You should be able to use at least one of them for god sake!

(nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:37, archived)

or even better

spend a tenner and get proper webspace.
then it's £2 a month, which is hardly much to deal with

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Pootle, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:45, archived)

Neuzheli eto tvoya rabota?

Hmm?

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numberbruncher - correct by nature, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:54, archived)

i could

make a joke about being the king of the unix editor "vi" but i cant be arsed ive only got paint @ work.

mod edit: fair enough, not really worth putting in the challenge is it...

(Ludwig van B3ta-hoven i'm tired of this room & every1 in it., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:32, archived)

yes.

i told me job interviewees to give me their job or taste my fist

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:33, archived)

i take it you start monday then

well done.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:34, archived)

hahaha

i don't think i got it, something to do with me being at uni,

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:35, archived)

never mind

you can come and work for me in my shop

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:35, archived)

looks like someones gonna get a fisting

soon then.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:36, archived)

A punch?

Or a fisting?

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Dogtanian, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:38, archived)

or both?

(rachboc, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:42, archived)

sex and violence?

no wonder they only interviewed over-18s.

(martian, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:44, archived)

Sounds like my job

its grrreat *said in Tony the Tiger voice*

(rachboc, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:52, archived)

and.. and?

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CranberryArmadillo, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:34, archived)

did they tell you to stick it up your arse?

(martian, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:35, archived)

basically

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:35, archived)

So did you stick your fist up your arse?

...actually, please don't answer that.

(Astatine, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:37, archived)

and it's been done before

and you haven't posted a picture.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:33, archived)

Front page this now.

\sarcasm

(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:34, archived)

yes and

we probably still wouldn't have laughed

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:34, archived)

this is the winner.

stop the challenge now. there's no more point in it.

(kerouac, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:34, archived)

that

sucks

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aubergene, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:35, archived)

i know, but

when you get an entry as brilliant as this, what's the point of going on?

(kerouac, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:36, archived)

you're

right, unless... we kill him, then he can't win

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aubergene, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:37, archived)

Paint

is an acceptable program. Do it. Do it now. Or else.

(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:34, archived)

Ahem.

(Astatine, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:34, archived)

heheh

that actually made me laugh.. better lay off the Dr.Pepper

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:35, archived)

why

are you using vi then? surely notepad is a bit more hi tech

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:34, archived)

And you wasted words on this why?

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charliedontsurf, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:34, archived)

and it's pronounced 'vee eye'

time for a pointless pedantry war! woo! yay!

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stup0t, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:35, archived)

noooooooo

it's pronounced eye (the v is silent)

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aubergene, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:38, archived)

no!

its pronounced "bigfloppydonkeydick"

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:44, archived)

well

that was an enormous thread about nothing in particular

(Ludwig van B3ta-hoven i'm tired of this room & every1 in it., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:40, archived)

Incase that Rob and co are reading the boards now

Brian Blessed says that badgers are imperative to the world

here

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:30, archived)

When I read that.

I keep hearing his manic booming laughter in between sentences. I'm sure I'm not the only one.

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:32, archived)

your not the only one

and the occasional "oh ho ho, i digress"

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:33, archived)

I hear it every waking moment.

What's that Brian? Gordon's alive?

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charliedontsurf, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:33, archived)

I read that as:

every wanking moment

(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:34, archived)

That too.

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charliedontsurf, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:35, archived)

Does that not put you off?

(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:37, archived)

Oh no.

Not at all.

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charliedontsurf, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:39, archived)

Quite the reverse

in fact.

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:40, archived)

So did I.

I actually thought you were being humourous because that's what he did write, but he didn't.

Um.

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:36, archived)

Has there been a b3ta

interview with Mr Blessed yet?

that would RAWK!

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:36, archived)

He's very popular.

clicky

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Samsonite, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:35, archived)

"sod them"?

away and shite Rob and co! :-p

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:34, archived)

yes fuck them, fuck them all in their stupid arses.

lets see then quote that on the radio.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:35, archived)

yeah

fucking cunt bastard-ers!

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:36, archived)

i feel like we are toys to him :(

poo....

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:36, archived)

Ha ha

Was most amusing listening to that last song while reading that interview.

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Ijon Tichy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:36, archived)

He's

abusing my good name too. Bastard.

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chthonic, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:38, archived)

yay for Badgers

Oh, and play AIRWOLF !!!!!

PLAY IT PLAY IT PLAY IT PLAY IT PLAY IT PLAY IT PLAY IT PLAY IT

(JBoom, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:36, archived)

did

they not play that 2 weeks ago (or sommat?)

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:37, archived)

feck !

I didn't hear it? But maybe I was at the coffee machine :( OOOoo that's not fair, but thx for letting me know !

(JBoom, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:40, archived)

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stup0t, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:29, archived)

does the preview button mean nothing to you?

not that i use it.

[edit] bugger, it's showing now.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:30, archived)

crumbs

a tiny indiscretion for the briefest moment, because I typed jpg instead of gif.

Geesh! I ask you.

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stup0t, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:31, archived)

nothing escapes my gaze

nothing, i tell you, nothing.

;)

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:32, archived)

Nothing escapes my gays.

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:32, archived)

they're very well-trained.

(martian, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:33, archived)

This frightens me.

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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:34, archived)

what about this

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:33, archived)

seen it all before

twice!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:41, archived)

I can see that!

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stup0t, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:34, archived)

Jayz, that's big

Right, I'm off to, ahem, fuck up the biscuits, as it were.

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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:31, archived)

59k

What is this? Complaint hour?

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stup0t, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:32, archived)

I can't hear you

I'm fucking up biscuits.

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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:33, archived)

Sounds like Mary Jane Parker's kind of film.

/cartoon geek

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charliedontsurf, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:31, archived)

spiderfucker.

(martian, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:31, archived)

crawleyporker

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stup0t, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:32, archived)

tarantulashagger.

(martian, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:34, archived)

funnelwebwanker

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stup0t, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:37, archived)

that one me made me laugh a lot.

daddylonglegslicker.

(martian, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:40, archived)

hahaha

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rogan, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:33, archived)

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CranberryArmadillo, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:26, archived)

erm... yes

(Ludwig van B3ta-hoven i'm tired of this room & every1 in it., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:27, archived)

these are a bit similar to icezebra's work

woo anyway

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:27, archived)

well I take that as a compliment really :)

Line drawing in flash kinda looks the same anywhere

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CranberryArmadillo, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:29, archived)

a classic comedy

bigger

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Or is it?, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:25, archived)

Yay!

Not enough Marx Brothers stuff in the world, that's what I say.

(Astatine, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:33, archived)

tis nearly done . this friday thing

(LazyBastard, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:24, archived)

That goes very well

with "Badger, badger, badger, mushroom, mushroom."

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C-Bean on, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:26, archived)

i was thinking about that exactly

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Or is it?, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:27, archived)

Now it's going with this one too!

Woo Yay Hoopla - I could watch it for ever.

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C-Bean on, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:30, archived)

i found a really screwed up picture of a kitten

its a pixi-cat or something
members.aol.com/angelspoon/ new.html

(lalalalala, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:23, archived)

resonancefm.com

(martian, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:24, archived)

woo!

i finally get to hear it after hearing everyone talk about it. woo badgers!

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Or is it?, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:25, archived)

me too

for the first time, as my boss has buggered off on time for once

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Pootle, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:26, archived)

"on time" before 4pm?

jesus!

(martian, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:27, archived)

he comes in

really early, so he can fuck off before the traffic starts

(

Pootle, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:31, archived)

you're now

obliged to start a thread about it...

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:28, archived)

shit

silly me, I'll remember next time

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Pootle, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:30, archived)

so were you

with that comment

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butchbint, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:32, archived)

Look Mr Gascoigne

This is coal.

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butchbint, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:25, archived)

I thought you were in India or something?

Why don't you go outside and look at some stuff?

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christhebarker, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:25, archived)

What's happened to the board...

... in the last 15 minutes...? Has school just finished....???

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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:25, archived)

well, clearly.

my school used to end at 3.50pm. give everyone half an hour to get home...

(martian, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:27, archived)

What?

Can't you afford punctuation marks?

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Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 16:26, archived)

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