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# There was a suspicion that the airshow was being done on the cheap..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:24, archived)
# that's great
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:25, archived)
# It's late
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:27, archived)
# I fellate
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:31, archived)
# shut the gate!
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:35, archived)
# I'm off down the Tate
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:40, archived)
# To see a mate.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:40, archived)
# too late
it's nate time.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:46, archived)
# MASTURBATE!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:40, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:25, archived)
# haha!
that's a damn good idea is that!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:26, archived)
# teehee
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:27, archived)
# That's nice
but could you stop reposting all your previous pics along side the new ones.
Imagine how long it would take to scroll through the board, if we all took to doing that.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:27, archived)
# if he put it alongside it might be better ;)
less height then.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:28, archived)
#
that really wasn't what I was driving at.
Bah, right I'm homeward bound
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:34, archived)
# I know :)
but better use of available real estate is good too ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:36, archived)
# message received and understood
(although I rarely read whole paragraphs) :)
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:29, archived)
# ho
ho
and
many
times
ho
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:31, archived)
#
(pantseatflyer, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:23, archived)
# is he you?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:25, archived)
# not me
no.
(pantseatflyer, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:26, archived)
# isn't that the little elf fella with the hands?
(I helped save b3ta! Sixola, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:29, archived)
# isn't
he the editor of the independent?
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:34, archived)
# wheeee!
(yakmonkey, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:22, archived)
# hahaha
wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:22, archived)
# tee hee
wheeeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:22, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Urchin Ceviche, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:22, archived)
# Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee
Yay
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:23, archived)
# wheeee! go frog go!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:24, archived)
# Yay
for sliding frogs
(Icouldsleepforever, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:25, archived)
# wheeee
I love that :)
(KnitWit, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:29, archived)
# Does anybody find this offensive?
If so, I promise to withdraw it very quickly and start a 'Save Rebekah' fundraiser:

(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:21, archived)
# ooooh
political satire. are you rory bremner?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:22, archived)
# Hahahaha.
You are Ian Hislop AICMFP.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:22, archived)
# "4 page pullout"
sounds like a depraved wedding reception
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:23, archived)
# Seriously,
I am offended.
She hasn't got her tits out.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:23, archived)
# Not just her tits
we want to see if there's fire down below.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:29, archived)
# brilliant
there should be more attacking of tabloid editors.
with sticks
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:24, archived)
# eugh
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:24, archived)
# haha.
you said withdraw.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:25, archived)
# have I missed some news story
in my enthusiasm to get some work done today?
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:26, archived)
# in a word - yes
media.guardian.co.uk/presspublishing/story/0,7495,1047966,00.html

more at my blog
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:27, archived)
# oh yes
I did hear something about that on newsnight, but I wasn't really paying much attention.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:28, archived)
# hehe
a classic post from Usenet on what *wasn't* said on SKY News

groups.google.com/groups?selm=2690060.qd7j7qXCdN%40cafe.lan&oe=UTF-8&output=gplain
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:31, archived)
# what a bunch
of utter utter twats.

I've been ignoring the bruno posts on here because you expect it a bit here - but on a national publication? That's just off.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:35, archived)
# yesterday's original sun headline
was "bokners bruno in nut house" or something. but the quickly changed it...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:27, archived)
# and then didn't apologise
and then pretended to be his bestest buddy ever
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:28, archived)
# another reason not to buy it then
...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:29, archived)
# not that there ever has been a shortage of reasons

(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:30, archived)
# ..class
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:26, archived)
# ahahahahahaha!
pure class!
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:27, archived)
# why would I want to pay 30 p to make my own mind up?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:30, archived)
# I say we start a lynch mob
and run all Rebekahs out of town.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:27, archived)
# or even people
whose name *sounds* like Rebekah:
www.abc.net.au/news/2000/08/item20000831084048_1.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:29, archived)
# That was in Newport
though. You kind of expect it there.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:30, archived)
#
NZ flatulence tax outrages farmers
(Indole Ring, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:18, archived)
# Consider a spherical cow!
Yay to the pic!
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:19, archived)
# Woo Jam!
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:20, archived)
# Brass Eye
I think you'll find
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:21, archived)
# Actually,
it was the punchline of a very sad maths joke I heard years ago.
I missed most of BrassEye, which makes me sad.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:24, archived)
# It's out
on DVD
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:28, archived)
# What, the sad maths joke ?
And yes, I remember the joke too :)

And on that note:
"What's green and cummutes?" ... "An arbelian grape"

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:40, archived)
# I know that
but Woo Yeye didn't occur to me at the time :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:25, archived)
# hahaha!
Perfect.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Urchin Ceviche, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:19, archived)
# pffft!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:19, archived)
# Nice spong action
I be laughing
(Icouldsleepforever, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:19, archived)
# buahahahaha
class
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:19, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:19, archived)
# hahahahaha
excelent
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:19, archived)
# sheer
brilliance
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:19, archived)
# can't you give them unleaded grass
to reduce emissions?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:20, archived)
# SPONG!
heeheehee
woo!
(lampoon now lives in new zealand, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:20, archived)
# ha ha!
*parp*
*parp*
*PARP*
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:20, archived)
# harhar
(ivor_the_engine, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:20, archived)
# wahey!
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:21, archived)
# YAY
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:21, archived)
# round cows!!!
cool!
(happymat27, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:21, archived)
# I must
try that
(I helped save b3ta! Sammo, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:22, archived)
# *POP*
Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhht!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:22, archived)
# Incredible.
Sponging at its finest.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:23, archived)
# Heh
Heh
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:27, archived)
# FP it !
FP it HARD!
(I helped save b3ta! ashurek, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:42, archived)
# haha
excellent !
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:42, archived)
# brilliant
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:57, archived)
# don't know why.
(happymat27, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:18, archived)
# nor do i
but i like it
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:18, archived)
# Gibbon!
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:18, archived)
# he looks like he's gibboning off to work
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:19, archived)
# woo!
I like it! Who needs a reason?
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:20, archived)
# You'd better be glad
it isn't... O-Gibbon...
He's... he's... scarier than even the Fear...
(tungazzio the occasionally present, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Big in the arcades in Japan

It's Dance Dance Ballroom!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak Canard remembers this place, vaguely, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:16, archived)
# hahaha!
mental!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:17, archived)
# Woooooooooooooo
.
(Icouldsleepforever, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:17, archived)
# hahaha
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:17, archived)
# Terry Wogan
Come back all is forgiven.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:17, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:18, archived)
# I like it
have they got a breakdancing one?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:18, archived)
# when you have two mats
you can do breakdance type moves.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:23, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:19, archived)
# big in my front room too.
I have every version of that game on PC and PS. it rocks.

Also, if anyone is interested, I have a peice of software that allows you to use your own MP3's, and add your own dance routine.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:19, archived)
# I like bin laden
(sniper sent by jesus, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:16, archived)
# Make it bigger.
I can't see it.

Hello all, I've been away on a nice holiday.
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:16, archived)
# then
you are blind
(sniper sent by jesus, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:17, archived)
# Yes, that's right.
I'm blind.
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:18, archived)
# Wasn't a very nice holiday then
was it?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:24, archived)
# two weeks wanking outside the nudist camp?
sounds like a good holiday to me
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:26, archived)
# Sorry, but can you make it any bigger please?
Thanks.

Or any lower quality?
(I helped save b3ta! CarlosTheJackal, protector of innocence, taker of liberties, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:17, archived)
# can you seriously not see
it?
(sniper sent by jesus, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:19, archived)
# seriously
make it bigger please
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:20, archived)
# hmm
click here to see!

(I helped save b3ta! Generationgav, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:22, archived)
# sshhhhhhhh!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:23, archived)
# That any
better?
(I helped save b3ta! Generationgav, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:24, archived)
# i say! we hardly know each other! i'm not that kind of boy!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:25, archived)
# I meant
the reason you can't see it!

Dirty boy...
(I helped save b3ta! Generationgav, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:27, archived)
# nope - we all use really hi res moitors so your pic is tiny and wee
make it big so we can see
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:27, archived)
# nice,
big but nice
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:18, archived)
# *parp*
.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:20, archived)
# Nature's Goatse

(LlamaPHIL, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:16, archived)
# that prolly
hurt's his hands

is this what he was doing before he climbed into the helicopter?
(I helped save b3ta! Sammo, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:16, archived)
# :O
long time since i saw a goatse
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Generationgav, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:17, archived)
# No no no no no
(hehehehe)
(Icouldsleepforever, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:17, archived)
# noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooatse.cx!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:17, archived)
# Gah!

kill it kill it!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:17, archived)
# ah
i would post you a link to b3tans against goatse. but it seems it isnt working.
(Squid Bunty, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:34, archived)
# He's a pussycat, really.
(yoyo, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:14, archived)
# hahaha
fear the nohands!
(I helped save b3ta! Sammo, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:14, archived)
# Curry
chappie.stanford.edu/issues/passageToIndia/curry/curry.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:15, archived)
# What the fuck?
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:16, archived)
# .
seconded
(I helped save b3ta! Sammo, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:16, archived)
# Perhaps Kitty Keown was not as obvious as I would have liked
Maybe this will help? images.thisislondon.com/v2/galleries/sport/arsenalmanchester/keownmartinST_250x350.jpg
(yoyo, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:19, archived)
# nah we get that
well I do, I was seconding the what the fuck to that curry pic
(I helped save b3ta! Sammo, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:21, archived)
# phew
:-)
(yoyo, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:22, archived)
# Erm
Is that humour?

Or is there some deep meaning that has passed me by?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:16, archived)
# I'm not sure
but it made me laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:19, archived)
# he looks more
like a rugga player
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:16, archived)
# that's
cos he is

(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:29, archived)
[challenge entry] It's just trying to get attention.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:13, archived)
# it appears
to be succeeding! Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:13, archived)
# Did someone say something?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:14, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaay! dance bird!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:14, archived)
# and
doing it well
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:14, archived)
# flap flappety flap.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:21, archived)
# Here is another picture of the king, only this time he's not dead, just deformed.
(sniper sent by jesus, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:12, archived)
# Or would
you prefer the other king...
(sniper sent by jesus, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:15, archived)
# mmmm....pi
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:11, archived)
# *claps*
Well done!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:12, archived)
# nice
but 2 forks?
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:12, archived)
# and only...
...one mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:13, archived)
# 3,141592654
yummie!
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:12, archived)
#
newton.ex.ac.uk/research/semiconductors/theory/collabs/pi/pi6.txt
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:14, archived)
# Faskinating
newton.ex.ac.uk/research/semiconductors/theory/collabs/pi/
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:20, archived)
#
Nice crust action
(I helped save b3ta! CranberryArmadillo, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:12, archived)
# it's close but i'd say you've removed more pie
than you've left, but only just.

If only there was some way of working it out...
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:13, archived)
# The area of a pie
is pie-arse-queered.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:14, archived)
# But the volume of
a pie (round, without tapering sides) would be Pi*r^2*h

where h is the height of the pie, r is its radius.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:16, archived)
# I suppose if it had tapering sides
you'd have calculate as the difference between two cone shaped pies.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:21, archived)
# Yes
and It was too difficult for my small brain. You see A-level Maths was one of those that I failed (but that was in the days when people did fail A-levels).
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:25, archived)
# you could
do that indirectly by getting bovine to eat 2 conical pies and seeing how much weight he puts on with each, the ratio would give you the ratio between the pie volumes
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:33, archived)
# Very nice.
Can you make it hairy, then I might consider eating it.

Mmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:13, archived)
# dirty boy
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:16, archived)
# nicely
done
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:13, archived)
# yay
and yum.
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:17, archived)
# Yay
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Urchin Ceviche, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:18, archived)
# the best minds
piss alike
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:22, archived)
# Flame on.
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:09, archived)
# tops as per usual
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:09, archived)
# Cheeky
with the name there
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:11, archived)
# shhh
your the 3rd person to comment
changing it at 5:15
as im off for T
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:11, archived)
# last time i did that
rob change it to big fat twunt
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:12, archived)
# hes been known to delete people for it
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:12, archived)
# bah back to normal now
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:13, archived)
# what
was it
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:17, archived)
# I thought they'd fixed
the space-at-the-front-of-the-name thing
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:14, archived)
# My lips
are sealed
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:12, archived)
# gimmi my name
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:13, archived)
# Try KY
or spend a little longer on the foreplay.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:20, archived)
# Yeah
fooled me!
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:11, archived)
# I love the look on his face
"Huh? What just happened?"
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:10, archived)
# indeedy
do...
(I helped save b3ta! Air - Has just been made redundant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:11, archived)
# seconded
and woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:11, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:11, archived)
# Nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:12, archived)
# oh!
sorry been busy

here have this

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:13, archived)
# That's a winner I reckon!
Forgot you could see his pants and that through the flames!
Did you see the others?
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:15, archived)
# no
i've been playing games working
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:16, archived)
# Woo!
all looking as good as ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:23, archived)
# Woo!
Do Wolverine!
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:15, archived)
# Will do
tomorrow...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:22, archived)
# Yarr!
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:30, archived)
#
(pantseatflyer, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:05, archived)
# In the first frame where he's ver small
he looks like Gordon Brittas.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:08, archived)
# i like that
but i don't know why
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:08, archived)
# can i come up
2?
(slice, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:10, archived)
# howso?
do you want to go to 10 aswell?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:11, archived)
# yes please
it sounds fabulous
(slice, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:12, archived)
# hehe
it's quite easy.

just get 10 genital piercings...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:13, archived)
# yummy
we need to link up
(slice, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:14, archived)
# no thanks
you're not my type
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:15, archived)
# so i knew it
a gay person
i love gay people
(slice, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:16, archived)
# no
i'm bi.

but i don't like 15 year old trolls.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:18, archived)
# hahaha
i'm 24

and you are grumpy
(slice, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:18, archived)
# so what is your type?
you dont know what i look like
(slice, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:20, archived)
# let me know
what you look like.

and we'll see.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:21, archived)
# want a picture?
?
(slice, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:23, archived)
# g'wan then
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:24, archived)
# can i e-mail it
?
(slice, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:24, archived)
# yep
addy in profile
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:25, archived)
# speaky english?
?
(slice, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:26, archived)
# my email address
is in my profile (click my name)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:26, archived)
# ok
got it
(slice, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:27, archived)
# i'm not
but i expect pictures/evidence, too much crap on here
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:21, archived)
# ok
my grumpy
good luck

try to be a little more warm... not so defencive
(slice, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:22, archived)
# well i'm used
to getting problems with trolls.

i'm really quite fluffy.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:23, archived)
# whats a troll?
if you're calling me ugly b4 even seeing me... then you need to be more polite
i'm new
(slice, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:24, archived)
# a troll
is someone who just try to cause trobule and piss people off
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:25, archived)
# well
i'm trying to link up with you
i have a clit piercing
(slice, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:26, archived)
# ahh
cool
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:27, archived)
# more your type
now eh?
(slice, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:27, archived)
# i dunno
i'm yet to talk to you.

i just like piercings
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:28, archived)
# because he's got his knees out?
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:10, archived)
# Looks like Jeremyfucking Spake from airport.
Yes, that's his full name.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:10, archived)
# how
could someone with green shorts on, possibly look so smug?

woo to anim
(Pouched_species, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:10, archived)
# Cos he's a bearded Richard Whitely
lookalike.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:11, archived)
# I guess he's having a bit of
a work shortage then.
I can't see there being much call for look-a-likes that don't
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:23, archived)
# very bizarre
but 2 frame rules, even though this more than 2 frame but the concept is there
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:10, archived)
# Finally, we've uncovered the reason men keep making expeditions to the North Pole
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:04, archived)
# hehehehe
I could swear that I had a dance off her once in Images on the Hackney Road.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:05, archived)
# i really must stop getting aroused over these
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:05, archived)
# i don't know
there's just something about a man in an orange boiler suit...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:07, archived)
# there is also some kind of stick devise touching the man on the rights
bum region
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:08, archived)
# He has a low slung
bum, for sure
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:08, archived)
# knee height
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:09, archived)
# it's probably the pull of the magnetic field
on his belt
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:10, archived)
# There's also a guy on the shed in the background
shooting at something.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:13, archived)
# Who are
those two tarts? I think I'm in love with them.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:06, archived)
# heheheh
quite.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:06, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:07, archived)
# hmmmm
nice *points finger at camera*
(I helped save b3ta! Generationgav, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:08, archived)
# i would.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:08, archived)
# Pole dancing?
Groan.... ;)
(Icouldsleepforever, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:12, archived)
# That move, in belly-dancing,
is called a 'camel'.
True.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:13, archived)
# because of
the humping?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:16, archived)
# heh
Maybe, but I think it's translated from Arabic, in which the pun might not work.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:21, archived)
# "Kitty Livingstone I presume?"
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:04, archived)
# woo!
how cute!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:07, archived)
# Hehehe
Woo
(Icouldsleepforever, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:13, archived)
# I did two hours work in 5 minutes. Yay!
problem is I'm being paid to do 2 hours work so I have to pretend to work for that time, so I bought 2 packs of Walkers chicken tikka marsala crisps for the price of one and did this paintmash of me watching the clock. Now I have another hour and a half to kill.

(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! stu, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:03, archived)
# I've not
done any work in just over 2 weeks at work.

This "working my notice" thing is great!
(I helped save b3ta! Lukasm, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:04, archived)
# I'm the other way round, they have to
"notice my working"
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:06, archived)
# what was the job?
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:03, archived)
# I had to make a minor alteration to an extranet I built previously.
the good thing is I programmed it in a language I devised myself, so nobody else in the world can change it apart from me...

Mwahahahaaahaaarrghh!
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:05, archived)
# sledgehammers, walnuts.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:06, archived)
# If it means they're obliged to pay me
why should I complain?
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:07, archived)
# jolly good
I coloured in a compliments slip earlier.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:03, archived)
# Scan it and then
post it as evidence of your top-notch time-wastelry.
(I helped save b3ta! CarlosTheJackal, protector of innocence, taker of liberties, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:14, archived)
# time is funny
it flies
(slice, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:03, archived)
# Time flies,
Time crawls.
Like an insect,
Up and down the walls.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:09, archived)
# the best way to kill time?



WITH A HAMMER
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:04, archived)
# Get a good book, go for a shit for half an hour.
Always works for me. Night all, m'off.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:04, archived)
# That's nothing
I've done 5 minutes work so far this week.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:05, archived)
# Who says I was working
for all the other minutes this week? I wasn't.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:07, archived)
# I'd prefer
to do 5 minutes work over 2 hours
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:07, archived)
# Are chicken tikka crisps nice?
*dubious*
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:14, archived)
# phwoar! erin gray
(LlamaPHIL, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:56, archived)
# That
must be mighty absorbant.
(Marwood, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:56, archived)
# Erin Gray,
Cor.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:57, archived)
# O_o
FLUFFY!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:57, archived)
# he's
got a strange willy
(slice, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:57, archived)
# wonder if
it can
(slice, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:58, archived)
# warble on
in summer
(slice, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:58, archived)
# you disturb me
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:59, archived)
# i'll put
you back
dont worry
(slice, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:59, archived)
# Anybody seen Dawn around?
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:00, archived)
# 6am
this morning
(slice, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:01, archived)
# she's got
all the replies
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:03, archived)
# and i'm
keeping them
(slice, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:04, archived)
# No you're not.
*snatch*
*runs home*
Byeeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:05, archived)
# waaaaahhhhhhhh
i was gonna use them
for aeroplanes
(slice, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:06, archived)
# Nonesense.
You can't strip small slices off a popular bubble filled chocolate bar with replies. Gah, the youth of today.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:08, archived)
# why not
i like it
wanna try?
(slice, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:09, archived)
# Maybe later.
I need to go home. I'm still at work, and they're not paying me now. Boonay.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:11, archived)
# Dr Nick here.
You still planning on coming down for the bash?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:18, archived)
# Go on...
give me one

*snigger*
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:06, archived)
# ok
www.b3ta.com/board/2031942
(slice, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:06, archived)
# you be girl.
...
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:04, archived)
# You are a strange
and interesting new board member.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:59, archived)
# yay
for members
(slice, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:00, archived)
# Talking of which
where's Dawn these days.
I wonder how her tumpsy is?
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:00, archived)
# Mind piss
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:01, archived)
# she was about on Monday night
apparently she's been busy doing a roaring trade at her new salon "Cuntz", she's having to take on extra eastern European illegal immigrants to keep pace with demand
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:02, archived)
# Ahh
it won't be long before she takes over that Salon on the TV soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:04, archived)
# ah
that would be dreamy
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:07, archived)
# do they
take new members?
(slice, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:04, archived)
# I hope you're not accusing me
of being involved in human resources
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:07, archived)
# nope
but then again........
(slice, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:08, archived)
# they've just installed
internet terminals underneath Waterloo Bridge then.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:00, archived)
# Oh my gosh
that's the wierdest thing I've seen here ever.
And that's saying something....
!
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:57, archived)
# steady on
bit of the old muff there
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:58, archived)
# I used to think very highly of her indeed
it was probably the Lycra and lip gloss
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:59, archived)
# the belt doesnt do any favours
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:00, archived)
# My, that baby has a vey elastic umbillical cord.
And it's doesn't look done yet. Shove it back in till it is.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:58, archived)
# Blimey
And Erins not looking bad either
(Icouldsleepforever, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:58, archived)
# mmm, i love it
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:59, archived)
# Woo to you
I watch, and I make "spongy" noises to myself as it drops. I'm just mad like that me.


(Macalypse Cantankerous Wanker, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:01, archived)
# like:
Doi-yoi-yoi-yoi-yoing!!!

?
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:02, archived)
# Aye,
though mines more of a doingy yoingy yiong yiong yiong
(Macalypse Cantankerous Wanker, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:06, archived)
# erk!
"I know," thought Batsgirl, "I'll go home, make a cuppa and see what's on the board."

Little did Batsgirl know that she would be confronted with woosome lunacy surpassing most previously recorded levels! Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:02, archived)
# and cups of tea all over the place, and marmite smeared OVER THE WALLS
but the sight of bouncy penguins distracted her.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:03, archived)
# and the sounds of
an antique banjo being played upstairs...

(this bit is absolutely true)
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:05, archived)
# and the Frank Bruno award for being off your trolley goes to....

(I helped save b3ta! Sack Sack - Norfolks laziest, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:41, archived)
# Weird

I still might buy it though.
(I helped save b3ta! underneath the weeping willow, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:53, archived)
# I wonder
if he does Mr Blue Sky
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:54, archived)
# Yay for ELO!
Out Of The Blue is one of my favourite albums ever, FACT!
(Marwood, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:58, archived)
# Hooray
for old people.

What did you do in the war Grandad?
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:03, archived)
# I didn't cheek my elders
and you could get change from a farthing
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:03, archived)
# Shagged
your grandma.
(Marwood, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 17:04, archived)
# hoorah!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:57, archived)
# Bargain
.
(Icouldsleepforever, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 16:59, archived)

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