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Time for a shave

(Bus Turd, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:21, archived)

how many blades

on that razor?

(mixtapes, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:21, archived)

40 squillion!

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butchbint, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:22, archived)

At least infinite

Possibly Aleph One. Or maybe even higher...

(Tsuki-chan, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:22, archived)

a Continuum

of razors?
If i did one:

Are your razors merely countably infinite? Then what are you waiting for, switch to Cantor's razor, for an uncountably infinite smooth shave . . .

(mixtapes, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:23, archived)

Not just a continuum

It's a continuinuinuinuinuum.

(Tsuki-chan, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:24, archived)

twelve?

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lemony, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:24, archived)

now that was a flashback to my Unidays

i dont know wether to thank you or not.

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Ulic hissing slightly, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:28, archived)

and a lip-shrink

and a nose-enlargement
and an eye-equalizer

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edovan, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:22, archived)

and then

clone, clone, clone, smudge, soften, clone, clone, etc.

gah

(Bus Turd, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:23, archived)

yes

fun, isn't it?

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edovan, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:25, archived)

oh yes

love it :)

(Bus Turd, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:27, archived)

does that contain

elements of Bowie?

(Ellis, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:23, archived)

and if not

would it like to?

/bowie chat up line

(oneofthemany, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:25, archived)

What ho my fellows

i bring with me a beastie!

(massive pelican: jumps for money, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:17, archived)

god knows what that is

but i like it.

edit - booo - I thought you made it, I feel cheated.
Can you just post pics you made please let other people post their own.

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pep, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:17, archived)

I think

it's called a 'penisaurus'.
I've seen it on numerous other sites

(8-Ball, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:21, archived)

i heard it was a

"bunchie"

(mixtapes, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:23, archived)

ooh right

I don't know then

(8-Ball, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:23, archived)

in that case

I don't like it, I feel used.

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pep, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:23, archived)

I saw

a tutorial on a web site on how they made it, but I can't find it anywhere.
I think it was on www.eatpoo.com/phpBB2/index.php but I can't see it.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:23, archived)

Hurrah!

That beastie looks genetically engineered for self-pleasuring!

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sick_boy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:17, archived)

wasnt that the barrychucklesaurus body?

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:17, archived)

yes

yes it was. i knew i recognised it from somewhere

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atomboy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:20, archived)

That you

didn't make...or did you?
I don't think so.
We like to see images you've made yourself.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:17, archived)

no i didnt make it

but it was on my friends website and i felt the world had a right to see this beastie

(massive pelican: jumps for money, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:18, archived)

did your friend make it then?

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edovan, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:19, archived)

im not sure

ill ask them later

(massive pelican: jumps for money, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:20, archived)

And while you're going off and doing other things ...

READ THE FAQ!

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Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:23, archived)

DAAAAAAAH DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM

nurse, the pills
however i would like to know who the original author was

(1, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:19, archived)

Its blooming

marvellous, but what we really want to see is something you've made yourself. :)

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:19, archived)

cock-hopper?

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sick_boy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:20, archived)

is this still in refference to that

thingy diaz picture someone posted hours ago?

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lemony, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:21, archived)

I think

its just a general insult now.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:22, archived)

good stuff

i shall apply it liberally

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lemony, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:23, archived)

boing!

woo, it's ace!

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munkt0n, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:17, archived)

looks familiar...

hmmmmmmmm

(Rich Chestmat, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:18, archived)

it's nice yet fearsome

like domokun

(1, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:18, archived)

didn't I see that a few days ago

with a photoshopped head on it?

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rob, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:18, archived)

Barry Chuckle i think

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:18, archived)

DUN DUUUUUHN DUUUUUUUUUUUN

the plot thickens

(1, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:19, archived)

that is bloody brilliant

woo pixelart

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*lou, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:18, archived)

Bobbing!

It's bobbing

(Goodie, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:19, archived)

now that's not yours, is it?

well?

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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:21, archived)

lick . . .

(mixtapes, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:16, archived)

fo rizzle

(mixtapes, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:21, archived)

close inspection

reveals Dubya's brain was accidentally packed

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lord bofingham, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:30, archived)

bit torrance

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munkt0n, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:14, archived)

arf!

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:16, archived)

nice!

i've heard of something called bit torrent, can someone enlighten me?

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Laughing Boy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:16, archived)

points torch at laughing boy

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:16, archived)

it's a new peer to peer thingy

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munkt0n, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:17, archived)

apparently its one favored by eunuchs...

or so I am informed.

(oneofthemany, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:19, archived)

cranberry

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munkt0n, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:20, archived)

watermellon?

(oneofthemany, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:22, archived)

happy baby orangutan

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:24, archived)

which anatomical expletive brings about that one?

(oneofthemany, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:26, archived)

w a n k e r

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:28, archived)

I quite like it,

although I don't get great transfer rates very often.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:19, archived)

ahhh!

" googles for 'bit-torrent' "

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Laughing Boy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:19, archived)

it's a very clever p2p system

while you download stuff, people can upload the bits you've downloaded at the same time, which means it goes a whole lot faster, and better than kazaa

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Pootle, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:18, archived)

who told you that?

I've never got decent transfer rates ever.

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:21, archived)

sort your firewall out then ;)

it's flat out all the time for me, 50K/sec on ADSL

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munkt0n, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:22, archived)

Is it not just a case

of finding decent sites? I know not where to look obviously.

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:26, archived)

suprnova.org

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munkt0n, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:27, archived)

cheers

big ears :)

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:30, archived)

It just needs to catch on really.

Like any p2p it's only as good as the number of people serving files.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:22, archived)

It depends on how many other people are downloading the same file

I download Angel episodes as soon as they arrive and I get around 30 - 50, a whole episode turns up in around 2 1/2 hours for 600 Mb, which I think is pretty damn swift

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Pootle, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:22, archived)

i get around 30kb/s throughout the entire download.

which seems crap, but considering with other systems i'd get 60-65kb/s peak, but with lots of stalls and slowdowns, it probably all works out the same.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:23, archived)

its a very good way of getting films and computer software

although there are better places to get music from.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:19, archived)

it's agent smith

(1, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:17, archived)

titter

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Pootle, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:19, archived)

hmm.. I saw

this

www.b3ta.com/board/2345595

and thought of this

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jsut peopel, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:14, archived)

hooray for fake playdoh fingers!

(oneofthemany, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:15, archived)

ooh

like silly string, only purple :)

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kitty_cat, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:15, archived)

Lovely

TJ: Anyone seen this yet? I think I have hacked "the lines"...

a.1asphost.com/dogbuttocks/Line%20dancing.gif

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:15, archived)

hahah

h3 \/\/45 h4xx0r3d

(Ellis, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:16, archived)

that is just gay

way to ruin the suspense :(

(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:20, archived)

That said

it's a woosome anim - Norman McLaren eat your heart out!

(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:27, archived)

Nope

I'm waiting till half four

I bet you watch dodgy camcorder versions of movies ahead fo time from asia

complete with peopel eating popcorn coughing and dying of SARS during the movie and all

Not for me tho

No sir

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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:23, archived)

yeah, i saw that 15 mins ago

IT'S IN HIS PROFILE

(1, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:27, archived)

The replacement WTC

was considered a fitting tribute to US exports

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lord bofingham, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:12, archived)

right

I'm hijacking a plane and bringing them fuckers down again.

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:14, archived)

get us some fries

while you're there will you.

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pep, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:18, archived)

hahah

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:19, archived)

I'll give xmas a rest for the minute...

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:09, archived)

NSFW!

Bin pron!

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butchbint, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:10, archived)

its ok,

they've both still their tops on

(oneofthemany, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:11, archived)

guffaw!

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biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:12, archived)

I thought I saw her

tinkering with his flies earlier on.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:12, archived)

thats a load of rubbish!

(oneofthemany, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:13, archived)

All this trash talk

is turning me on.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:14, archived)

oy, put a lid on it!

(edit: *sigh* looks like rob's bin there first)

(oneofthemany, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:15, archived)

you could have disposed of that last reply there

(Rich Chestmat, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:19, archived)

i tried, but apparently the delete men

don't come round until wednesday

(oneofthemany, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:20, archived)

Hehe

It's still a dirty cartoon

I like how they're still so playful despite having clearly bin together for years.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:13, archived)

*sigh*

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Herr Tezcat, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:15, archived)

Ha ha ha

I love her expression.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:10, archived)

Tch!

That's just trash...
Woo!

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:10, archived)

oh put a lid on it

just coz it's bin done before...

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rob, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:12, archived)

Haha touche!

I refuse to continue...

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:14, archived)

insert throwaway comment here

(Rich Chestmat, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:15, archived)

can we suggest phrases for you to think of drawings for?

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rob, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:11, archived)

or just steal them from explodingdog

no?

(Rich Chestmat, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:12, archived)

I suppose

but does explodingdog have a monopoly on the idea?

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rob, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:13, archived)

no of course not

it's just the lazy thing to do
well it's what I would do

(Rich Chestmat, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:14, archived)

Go for it!

I'll see what I can do

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:12, archived)

Pibble bibble boo

Try that.

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:13, archived)

Jeesus,

that's gonna be a difficult one.

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:16, archived)

suggestion:

"The Mummy Returns"
?

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Laughing Boy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:14, archived)

" I don't mind,

but the feathers tickle my nose".

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:16, archived)

'I think it needs another few lazers'

'What? I told you to make it blue'

(1, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:16, archived)

On the pencil theme:

2B or not 2B, that is the question.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:18, archived)

i'd been

thinking a similar thing.

I want to see 2 different sized mountains arguing, with the large one telling the smaller one that they've got an altitude problem

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atomboy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:13, archived)

ok,

will do!

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:14, archived)

two beer glasses. One full. One empty.

"you only say you love me when you're drunk"

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rob, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:15, archived)

this is because none of us can draw

(1, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:16, archived)

How about one where this chimp's running the US...

oh no, that's reality isn't it.

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Rooster, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:17, archived)

hahaha,

yup, I'll do it!

Add your suggestions people, I'll save this thread, do em, and attribute them to you.

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:18, archived)

2 fivers walking past a 2p coin

the 2p coin dressed as a whore.

many connotations here.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:23, archived)

how about

two teenaged lads, one of them with a dog on a lead. Dog is doing the doggy testicle licking thing, lad is looking on wistfully and imagining the possiblities - "I wish I could do that!"

Says the lad with the dog, "Give him a biscuit and he'll let you."

On second thoughts, probably not...

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weevilstepmother, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:39, archived)

Ohhh! How about

err... Quazimodo, with a rocket pack on his back, crashed into a road-sign that reads "Beware: Speed Humps"?

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:46, archived)

got it!

again, in the morning!

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:57, archived)

yay

ta
any joy yet?

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atomboy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:18, archived)

(to laughing boy as well!)

Nope! grrr... A lot of places want hard copy! Hard copy, in this enlightened email age!

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:23, archived)

it's probably for copyright

reasons.
Or they are just luddites

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Pootle, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:26, archived)

file print?

(1, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:26, archived)

i've got one

"Oops"

(1, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:46, archived)

hahah! that's class!

replys yet?

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Laughing Boy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:11, archived)

You are having

one classy day.

(Doctor Evil, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:13, archived)

hehehe

me! me! me! me!

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:56, archived)

Bush's arrival in Blighty

was marred by a couple of vandals...

(Satan's Pet, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:07, archived)

My god

I actually approve of something the evil Quo have done.

Am I now evil?

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:08, archived)

You are now

Francis Rossi

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Mr Peet, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:09, archived)

and so is your wife!

(oneofthemany, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:11, archived)

cocks

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:09, archived)

Mr Bush looks very fat

did you shrink his head?

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edovan, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:11, archived)

its not him

its a secret service bodyguard with a bush mask in case of assasination attempts. Dubya is smuggled off the plane in a samsonite suitecase.

100% FACT

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:13, archived)

Not a lot of people know that pandas love to snake charm

Click here for Big version

(Experiment 626, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:06, archived)

but do they do it with a clarinet??

woo!

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edovan, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:07, archived)

the correct technical term is "licquorice stick"

woo to the post too!

() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:08, archived)

Is that

the matrix in the background? Probably not. But yay for pandas in the matrix.

(My Name Here, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:13, archived)

that's

what i thought. how rare!

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sunny_jimbob, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:25, archived)

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:06, archived)

that's rather nice

woo

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Pootle, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:07, archived)

Awwwww

poor bee can't get at the honey!

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Wifey, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:07, archived)

bees make honey

bears like honey.

/pedant

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:15, archived)

Oh yeah...

Pollen, I meant pollen.

I think.

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Wifey, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:26, archived)

Hehe

No luck there Mr Bee, they're already dead

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:07, archived)

if only van Gough had known about imageready

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rob, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:08, archived)

He would have

scanned a portion of his ear in and emailed it to that prostitute.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:10, archived)

nah

it would have been his cock

(Rich Chestmat, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:13, archived)

arf

that made me gibber like like a loon.

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:10, archived)

Nearly time

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:05, archived)

This is the first time

i've ever seen anyone make a trailer for one of their posts.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:06, archived)

their

tsk

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kitty_cat, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:07, archived)

Exsqueeze me?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:08, archived)

careful

or I'll extend this

to include there, their and they're.

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kitty_cat, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:10, archived)

Wait a minutes

Too fast fur me eyes

(Ellis, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:12, archived)

bovine is exempt

and its your all gay because were all gay.

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butchbint, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:12, archived)

are you gay now then?

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kitty_cat, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:12, archived)

like I said, were all gay

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butchbint, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:15, archived)

but

if you were all gay, what are you now?

sorry, I'm annoying myself now.

the shame!

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kitty_cat, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:17, archived)

it's an ironic

omission of the apostrophe, an old joke, sorry!

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butchbint, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:21, archived)

It's ok

I was being deliberately ignorant of the joke.

Something to do with PMT and pedantry and lack of sleep

honest guv ;)

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kitty_cat, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:23, archived)

wouldn't it be

your all gay because our all gay?

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Mr Peet, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:17, archived)

your right

we should all embracve the'se rule's

(1, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:12, archived)

I like the whole idea...

'of their posts', please...thank you

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Herr Tezcat, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:07, archived)

oooh advance publicity

how exciting

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rob, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:07, archived)

I hope his computer doesn't crash at 16:25

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:08, archived)

The trailers generally show the best bits though....

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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:08, archived)

Not this one

Be there

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:09, archived)

There’s nothing like a teaser campaign

that makes no sense, to really generate some interest

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Pootle, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:08, archived)

Remember,

you can catch me talking bollocks all day.
LIVE, on B3ta!

This post sponsored by Charmin Arse Paper.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:09, archived)

Without the marketing push

I'd never have noticed

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Pootle, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:12, archived)

you live on b3ta?

;)

2345678

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 3:28, archived)

Pffffttttttt!!

lines are so yesterday.

everyones doing trapizoids and rhombuses today.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:08, archived)

the cool kids maybe

but the masses are still hungry for lines

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rob, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:09, archived)

says you.

you so out of touch with the latest trends these day.

you wait and see, tomorrow will be hexagnoigals and elipsotrans.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:11, archived)

You're just

a square, man.

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Herr Tezcat, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:12, archived)

ooh

how exciting!

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zog why change it now?, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:12, archived)

Im nervous!

This isnt just going to be another poorly made hollywood blockbuster with a promising trailer is it? Ive had far too much disappointment already this year

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The Neville What what what, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:13, archived)

I'm a sucker for teaser ads

I'm really excited now

/waits rooted to monitor

(8-Ball, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:13, archived)

meh

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:04, archived)

bastards

nicely done!

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Or is it?, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:05, archived)

nice!

(oneofthemany, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:05, archived)

Ha ha!

You won't find THAT on the Rosetta Stone!

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:05, archived)

very nicely done

didn't get the replies it deserves, I do be liking it a lot.

and wishing I'd thought of it

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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:17, archived)

Little known fact:

The Victorians invented the threadwaste

(cheesepump, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:00, archived)

great!

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Or is it?, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:01, archived)

woo

(Tvit, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:02, archived)

feck.

does anyone know of any free hosting with PHP and lots of bandwidth?

i had some at www.compactvision.com but this place sucked up all my bandwidth and now "this service is currently unavailable"..

any ideas?

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dipdapdop, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:05, archived)

How do the far right take over one of the most powerful nations in the world?

Just like that,.....

(HoTWire, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:59, archived)

woo

thats very smartly done
again...woo

(Tvit, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:00, archived)

"Er, Zammo.......I don't fink that's a sausage......"

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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:59, archived)

it's a space station

(1, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:00, archived)

You have to tell me where you got that source pic from!

I have been looking for it for ages! I'll love you forever if you tell!

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:03, archived)

I shall be loved, I shall be adored!

Mmmm,k. I went on FHM webby and was looking at the top 100 websites (we're still in there) and it's on one of 'em about old TV programmes.

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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:04, archived)

Hello b3ta.

Just opened my photoshop window for the first time since 20 b3tans trashed my house, and found this.

In other news, anyone fancy going on a b3tan holiday sometime in the spring? Long weekend somewhere nice, and visit some of our European brethren. Register possible interest below, and I'll see if the idea has legs.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:56, archived)

i'll go

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Spoon, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:57, archived)

errr....

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:57, archived)

I'm waiting for someone to own up............

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:58, archived)

if you're paying

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:58, archived)

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Or is it?, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:58, archived)

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lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:04, archived)

it's an Idea with legs

sorry. shite idea, shoddily done

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Or is it?, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:06, archived)

silly fools

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butchbint, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:00, archived)

nice idea

but how do you think it's going to look when we all get deported

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Pootle, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:07, archived)

Better than air!

Ebay is great for those hard to find Christmas gifts
cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2962568671&category

(BigDaddyFraze, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:55, archived)

Fun for all the family. Tarmac not included.

(schoey, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:53, archived)

thats

class!!

(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:54, archived)

for fucks sake

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Spoon, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:54, archived)

seconded

(mixtapes, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:54, archived)

Romanies:

The lasty acceptable targets of racism
discuss

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Spoon, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:01, archived)

yes,

them and whoever America is attacking at any specific time (in America only)

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Herr Tezcat, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:02, archived)

Just goes to show...

...some people actively want to find a group against whom to be racist. Racism without a cause is even more vile than with.

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:03, archived)

There will always be a hate figure,

wether it be a race, group, individual or even, presumeably, animal.

Fukkit.

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Herr Tezcat, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:05, archived)

The Fukkit?

Where are they from? Somewhere foreign, I'll bet.

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:06, archived)

Apologies to those offended. Hungry hungry travelling folk.

(schoey, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:03, archived)

Doesn't quite have the same ring, does it.

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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:05, archived)

I thought Romanies

and gyppos were different.

And thus we complete the circle of racism and ignorance.

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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:04, archived)

And what about the poor folk who do a genuinely good job of tarmacing our drives. It's not fair they all get tarred with the same brush.

(schoey, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:06, archived)

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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:08, archived)

It's all the rage round our parts

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/southern_counties/3222321.stm

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butchbint, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:05, archived)

kindly leave your parts out of this!

(oneofthemany, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:07, archived)

well

don't forget the French

you still make a valid and good point

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atomboy, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:06, archived)

living in a caravan

and nicking stuff doesn't define any particular racial group does it? It's more "laughing at the poor" than racism. still pretty unpleasant, and funny.

(Anger...Pain...Fear...Aggression...Watercolours?, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:11, archived)

think about what you have said there

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Spoon, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:15, archived)

hehehehehehehehe

hehehehehehehhe

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:55, archived)

Are

the caravans flammable?

(Doctor Evil, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:55, archived)

that is most

woo tastic

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Plomien is Polish for flame, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:56, archived)

Thing of beauty.

Should be clay wrapped hedgehogs instead of little white balls tho.

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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:57, archived)

I shouldn't laugh but

hahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaha!
*cough splutter*
hahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaha!

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Zak Canard remembers this place, vaguely, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:59, archived)

that is

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:00, archived)

I want to see more

bobbing.
Bobbing is highly underated.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:01, archived)

I think you might like my next one.

stick around till i woo the next person.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:03, archived)

Bobbing,

I like saying it.
Bobbing.

I want to see some Bobbing B3tans.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:04, archived)

for apples?

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Pootle, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:14, archived)

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