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[challenge entry] Mr William Gates has pleasure in presenting......

(fermat, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:07, archived)
# hehe
haven't been paying attention so I don't know if that's been done before but it made me laugh!
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:08, archived)
# hey it looks like you're writing a letter
watermelon off!
hey it looks like you're writing a letter
watermelon off!
hey it looks like you're writing a letter
watermelon off!
hey it looks like you're writing a letter
watermelon off!
hey it looks like you're writing a letter
watermelon off!
hey it looks like you're writing a letter
etc

also WOOYAY!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:09, archived)
# hahahahahaha
skill!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:09, archived)
# bonza

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:10, archived)
# It's a bit small!
But looks woo!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:10, archived)
# Yeah, I know...
Optimising meant you couldn't read the text, so only other option was to decrease size. Sorry.
(fermat, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:12, archived)
# how about
a clicky biggie type thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Hoagie, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:14, archived)
# I still haven't managed to get decent
webspace for posting. And I don't trust MSN.
(fermat, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:20, archived)
# Thats great
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:14, archived)
# Hurdy
Gurdy!
(Bob Hopelessness, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:32, archived)
# Fantastic!
I didn't think I could laugh at another Victorian interweb thingy, but you've renewed my appetite!
(Bob Hopelessness, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:31, archived)
# Something I've been working on today:
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:05, archived)
# Tea.
Is there anything it can't fix?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:05, archived)
# my broken leg.
(time travelling chicken, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:06, archived)
# you're just
not using it right
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:07, archived)
# you're obviously not drinking enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:08, archived)
# drink more
(oneofthemany, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:08, archived)
# yaay!
my girlfriend hates tea, and won't let me drink it. boooo!
(I helped save b3ta! spatuluk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:06, archived)
# make some extra strength Java coffee
with 12 sugars.

that should sort it out.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:09, archived)
# Ho ho ho
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:06, archived)
# I like this.
Series?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:06, archived)
# i'm deadly series.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:06, archived)
# and don't call me Shurly
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:09, archived)
# One would have thought so wouldn't one
He's a supporting character from the Dave comic who is in a relationship (unlike Dave)
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:07, archived)
# Poor old Dave
it'll be lonely this Christmas...
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:09, archived)
# isn't it John out of Garfield
but with tits?
(oneofthemany, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:10, archived)
# and boys...
what do they look like?
/waits for #2
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:18, archived)
# *doesn't have to wait long*
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:24, archived)
# yay!
more!
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:23, archived)
# spent all evening helping out a mate who's having chick trouble
and then stayed up till about 2 working on Dave#3 (apologies to anyone who hasn't received their #2 yet, I've been very slack)
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:27, archived)
# Too subtle?
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:04, archived)
# Took me a minute
but woo!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:04, archived)
# no
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:05, archived)
# damn subtle bravo
woo yay houpla
(BigBobbyh, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:05, archived)
# Subtitle.
Very subtitle.
(Doctor Evil, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:06, archived)
# Rather subtle
but Yay none the less.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:06, archived)
# err, yes.
can someone put me out of my misery please?
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:07, archived)
# quo
took me a while too
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:07, archived)
# quo
vardis
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:08, archived)
# heh
My first Quo, lol
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:09, archived)
# Hee hee hee
Very very subtle.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:07, archived)
# I thought so for a bit
but then I spotted 'em. Have a Quo Yay for your troubles
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:07, archived)
# where's rossi?
woo!
(stone the crows, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:10, archived)
# outstanding
or not, as the case may be
(oneofthemany, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:12, archived)
# ha ha
they're definitely old enough
to have been there!
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:14, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:02, archived)
# Hahahahahah
Internet for imbeciles shirley!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:03, archived)
# no such vulgarities in them days.
would have been more complimentary, perhaps "Internet for Gentlemen"
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:05, archived)
# Can't read the front of the book.
Is that "In-Breeding for Dummies"?
(Doctor Evil, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:06, archived)
# something else i drew
(Limpy713 Thu 21 Nov, 15:59, Tues 1 Oct, 05:22, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:02, archived)
# pissed'imself.
(time travelling chicken, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:02, archived)
# out of interest
how do you clean piss out of a matress as i got a little drunk the other night and bla bla bla you know what happened
(BigBobbyh, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:03, archived)
# Use jam
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:04, archived)
# burn it
(time travelling chicken, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:04, archived)
# I have to agree here.
I suggest you get some plastic sheets while purchasing your new matress too.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:05, archived)
# i do
cos it was me who pissed on you
:P
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:04, archived)
# Bleach?
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:05, archived)
# flip
it over :)
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:05, archived)
# piss all over the rest of it
and pretend it was always that colour.

similar thing works for blood stains
(oneofthemany, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:06, archived)
# your piss is red?
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:08, archived)
# Beetroot is a funny vegetable like that.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:09, archived)
# yes,
do you have a problem with that?
(oneofthemany, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:09, archived)
# no
but it is lumpy
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:18, archived)
# Very nice!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:03, archived)
# You've met
my manager, then?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:03, archived)
# that
is sheer brilliance!
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:04, archived)
# Something Taught To Me By Life...
...never associate with people who insist on describing themselves as "crazy!" or some synonym thereof, for they are undoubtedly tedious and immature.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:05, archived)
# very true

(Ellis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:06, archived)
# An other Fnurkus Artvark painting : A painters donkey ( fnurk )
Fnurkus EXPO ;
I'll bomb b3ta with artworks...



this is a painting about painting
its not for sale because it belongs to a private collection
acrylic on canvas and wood. 2000

fnurkus artvarks attention generator
(fnurkusartvark, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:01, archived)
# Crasy!
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:02, archived)
# Blimey!
You are talented!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:02, archived)
# !
Reminds me of Mambos Reg Mombasa work but on a slightly different echelon.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:04, archived)
# what?
are you playing management speak bingo with yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:07, archived)
# No
it was a compliment
www.mambo.com.au/
A prolific artist, Reg's work has adorned several of Mambo's most popular T-shirts. In 1995, Mambo published the hugely popular and perennial best-seller, The Mambo Picture Book of Wisdom - a lavishly illustrated collection of arcane 'Reg wisdom'.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:11, archived)
#
keep bombing!
(I helped save b3ta! robtoo is all out of gum, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:51, archived)
# How come I haven't seen these around here ?
www.co.glasscock.tx.us/

www.glasscockisland.com/
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:56, archived)
# Because you haven't been here long enough...
...or you are David blunkett.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:57, archived)
# or
Stevie Wonder
*sways at piano*
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:57, archived)
# ... piano looks at you oddly
... piano walks away in confusion
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:59, archived)
# that piano's
a right spacker
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:03, archived)
# i was just listening to sir duke
by mr wonder
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:59, archived)
# I was just listening
to his cover of We Can Work it Out. Top tunage.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:01, archived)
# i like the four seasons version
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:03, archived)
# Wouldn't it be great to be Stevie Wonder's manager?
- Hey, Stevie, we've got you a new piano!
- Feels just like the old one.
- Yeah, but this one's white
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:00, archived)
# Or
Helen Keller
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:00, archived)
# Glasscock, surely?
Oh, urm...
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:57, archived)
# Lovely...
www.glasscockisland.com/1stpage.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:00, archived)
# because you don't know how
to use the search thingy?
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:59, archived)
# ook?
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:56, archived)
# Ooo, suits him
woo sir!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:56, archived)
# The look
suits him.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:57, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:58, archived)
# That's fantastic!
Hi cockularum!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:01, archived)
# Morning all.


(quite pleased with this one)
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:55, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
fop fop fop fop fop fop fop fop fop fop fop fop fop fop fop fop fop fop fop fop fop fop fop fop fop fop fop fop fop fop fop fop fop fop fop fop fop fop fop fop fop fop fop fop fop fop fop fop fop fop fop fop fop fop fop fop fop fop
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:55, archived)
# You need to keep an eye
out for the occasional dandy too.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:56, archived)
# what about cads and bounders?
how are they to be dissuaded?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:00, archived)
# rotters
should also be steered clear of.
(oneofthemany, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:03, archived)
# Rogues?
I heard that ladies prefer rogues... or maybe it was rouge...

whatever it was, they should clearly have no time for vagabonds, not to mention ne'erdowells
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:05, archived)
# agreed.
as in, i am not an oyster.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:57, archived)
# I think you need to sleep
you appear to hallucinating!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:59, archived)
# you mean
i am an oyster?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:01, archived)
# you are THE oyster
now get out there and show 'em who's boss!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:03, archived)
# Yes. Yes, you are.
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:03, archived)
# <add title here>
(I helped save b3ta! UncleLewy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:55, archived)
# clackclackclackclackclackclackclackclackclackclack
(time travelling chicken, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:55, archived)
# Echellente!
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:56, archived)
# I caught that out of the corner of my eye for a second
and thought that was Ken Dodd.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:57, archived)
# I can see why you might!
It's difficult to get more sinister than Ken, but this is.
(I helped save b3ta! UncleLewy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:58, archived)
# yay
nicely done :D
(--=| Daz |=-- has forgotten something, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:57, archived)
# hahaha!


/pea roast
(I helped save b3ta! magoo, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:05, archived)
# Before Christmas begins
let's pay tribute to the quality assessment team who give their time to ensure we'll all enjoy ourselves
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:53, archived)
# Hahahahahah
Very good indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:53, archived)
# you done good
there kid!

/seasoned hick
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:54, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha


I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:54, archived)
# brand x
brand y
they're testing
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:56, archived)
# Hmmmmm
Either I forgot the sarcasm tags or you want to get your name on a certain list?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:57, archived)
# I think you forgot the sarc tags
I hope.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:05, archived)
# put her on the List
put her on the List
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:09, archived)
# I don't think it's possible
If I got on THE LIST then the universe would implode
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:14, archived)
# From
the bad old days of market research and crappy 1960's washing powder ads.
Edit - methnks he and Ice Zebra are wooyaciously talented.
(Doctor Evil, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:58, archived)
# *holds clipboard*
Are you happy with your wash?
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:02, archived)
# It's a bit close
to Hunstanton for my liking.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:05, archived)
# i'm a dog.
i don't know.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:06, archived)
# Two for one?
Daz, methinks?
(Doctor Evil, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:07, archived)
# Arf!
Took me a little while to twig what that was all about, but I think that's a me thing and in no way reflects on the quality of an absolutely superb post.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:54, archived)
# slurp my knees,
chiphead.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:55, archived)
# ha ha ha
Well done, that's Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:56, archived)
# that's
very good indeed

WYH
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:29, archived)
# That's top
woo!
(roomproject, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:44, archived)
# Fantastic
Have you approached Private Eye? They'd fall over themselves for that style of 'toon.
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:48, archived)
# Got this on DVD
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:47, archived)
# haha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:48, archived)
# Heheheheheh
Though I though $10 ropey whores were more his bag?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:48, archived)
# he's a little young
for that kind of thing, isn't he?

oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:50, archived)
# Heard him on the radio
saying "I never normally get it in the street".
Unless he pays for it, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:50, archived)
# Yeah and in Four Weddings he utters the immortal line...
...Devine:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:51, archived)
# and in
The man who went up a hill and came down a mountain
he fists the vicar.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:53, archived)
# the whole
coming down the mountain was a feat in itself
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:55, archived)
# Well I can relate ot that
coming down is not fun
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:58, archived)
# i have a coconut
in my possesion,
which has been to the top of said mountain/hill.
he enjoyed coming down it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:00, archived)
# The man who went up a hill....
And came down some prostitutes throat....
(Mr Joe Bangles, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:20, archived)
# Not to be confused with the Gerry Adams biopic
"Four Woundings and A Funeral"
(Doctor Evil, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:00, archived)
# The the immortal line being
watermelon! watermelon! watermelon!

/edit- what's with the naughty word filter?
I turn my back & I can't use the English language to it's full extent.
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:01, archived)
# he's a cranberry.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:50, archived)
# mmmm...
Rachel Weisz...
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:51, archived)
# Was watching
the Mummy the other day, she is lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:52, archived)
# I demand the
boy bobs up and down.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:51, archived)
# are you ordering room service again?
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:52, archived)
# I heard that..
...about you!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:53, archived)
# I'm not the one
wanting to make porn movies.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:53, archived)
# a fair retort
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:54, archived)
# Yep,
I've stopped doing unfair ones.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:55, archived)
# Until fairly recently
I thought rent boys were people that landlords sent around to collect rent from tenants.

/young and innocent
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:53, archived)
# Was that your defence line?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:54, archived)
# Well it was until his sorded affair with a direct debit boy!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:02, archived)
# ( fnurk )
Interfnurk


Fnurkus Artvarks website ( attention generator )
(fnurkusartvark, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:46, archived)
# Blimey!
You been hitting the coffee shops early today?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:47, archived)
# yeah
we grow great herbs in Holland!
(fnurkusartvark, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:48, archived)
# You. Are. Hatstand!
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:47, archived)
# have you been drinking snakebite?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:48, archived)
# I was last night
about 8 pints, I think...
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:50, archived)
# good effort.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:51, archived)
# Ahh, I remember why I stopped now
I ran out of money! :-(
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:56, archived)
# Hatstand is underused these days.
I managed to slip one in this morning, though.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:49, archived)
# *corny music*
*adjusting of spectacles*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:51, archived)
# Hope
you had enough lube.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:52, archived)
# It depends
which end you use.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:55, archived)
# You are a
mad genius.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:48, archived)
# THNX !
I think I am perfectly balanced and normal !
others think I am crazy....
but don't reject what I say because I am crazy!
I am crazy because it's true !
(fnurkusartvark, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:51, archived)
# my first entry!
as it were.

www.scuz.info/bong.jpg

(welly, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:33, archived)
# erm
you need to post a message :P [FAQ]

edit: ahh you edited, n/m :)
(--=| Daz |=-- has forgotten something, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:34, archived)
# hahaha, excellent
much better than dale winton's first entry
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:34, archived)
# I thought you loved
Dale's entry?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:36, archived)
# it was lacking in substance
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:36, archived)
# i always give him a warm hand
on his entrance.
etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:39, archived)
# yay
i made that mistake too.... you can post the picture itself if its small enough
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:34, archived)
# That
has tickled me muchly.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:35, archived)
# For a first there is extreme wooness and yayosity
but yup ead the faq (if it's a help I tried emailing my first posts(nobodt ever comment on that))
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:36, archived)
# good work for starters.
Enjoy the ride, and you'll never ever leave.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:37, archived)
# ever tried....
the eurovision drinking contest??? You have to pull countries out of a hat with mates. You usually get about 6 and then you have the moment the song starts for one of your countries until it finishes to drink a pint. Penalty is a double whisky for any leftovers. It's a bit of a bummer if you get 3 or 4 of yours in a row ;¬)
(garfi3ld, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:39, archived)
# is that where everyone drings?
(I helped save b3ta! huggybear, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:41, archived)
# re-edit
done you pedant ;¬P
(garfi3ld, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:42, archived)
# it seemed like the sensible thing to do
:Þ
(I helped save b3ta! huggybear, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:44, archived)
# I hate
people who go on Dringing Binkes.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:42, archived)
# especially when
they don't clean the handlebars afterwards
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:44, archived)
# *thinks*
Ha ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:44, archived)
# Coo.
When is it?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:42, archived)
# ha ha
;¬)
(garfi3ld, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:42, archived)
# I always have a Eurovision party and play that with friends....
....I also have a mean time team drinking game
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:42, archived)
# There's also..
.. Eurovision drinking betting. Set challenges with your mates, such as:

'Cheesy keychange challenge'
'Fake keyboard challenge'
'Fake or real challenge' (relating to jubblies)

and set rules for each, ie a drink for every keyboard in a song. Drink for every keychange etc etc. Great fun!
(jacko_here just here has some ducks, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:44, archived)
# would be a bit worrying if
you had to drink every time Wogan said a cheesy comment!
(garfi3ld, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:45, archived)
# Don't forget the Truck Drivers' Gear Change
www.gearchange.org/
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:46, archived)
# Back to basics.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:32, archived)
# Hurrah
for two-frame stuff.

(Or is it four-frame?)
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:33, archived)
# Spotted.
Four frames (I thought I'd indulge myself).
But essentially just a quick and silly antidote to some of the unfluffiness below, I hope.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:38, archived)
# It's the slight pause
that gives it away.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:39, archived)
# you are a true Connaisseur
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:42, archived)
# I like to consider myself a master of animations in a very short number of frames
despite never having actually done anything of note myself.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:44, archived)
# he needs
bigger nuts
(--=| Daz |=-- has forgotten something, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:33, archived)
# boogie
woo
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:33, archived)
# I my mind
he's dancing to a Cha Cha Cha

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:33, archived)
# its funny
cos its true!
(I helped save b3ta! the nugga says please and thank you, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:34, archived)
# Would he like a Girlfriend?
She's nuts though
She likes dancing too.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:44, archived)
# He would -
but she might bury his nuts.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:51, archived)
# hehehe
Prince is playing on my PC (don't ask) and he's dancing in time!
(I helped save b3ta! notshiny, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:52, archived)
# sweep ya chimney for a farthing mister......
(SmallEgg, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:29, archived)
# why
is he using a brush for?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:29, archived)
# You
are really good at these, its a really nice style.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:29, archived)
# I love 'em
I want his babies
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:40, archived)
# Send me your address and
I'll get em packaged up.
Bit of bubble wrap and some gaffer tape.
(SmallEgg, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:44, archived)
# Here you go
Child Slavery Ltd
PO Box 8008135
Ashgabat
Turkmenistan
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:48, archived)
# I like them,
I want to know how he did them so I can steal all his techniques.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:44, archived)
# Judicious application of Mad Skillz!
or some-such young persons
prattle...
(SmallEgg, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:45, archived)
# Ah,
I've heard of them, but I would never inhale.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:47, archived)
# Ha ha ha
'prattle' I love that word.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:47, archived)
# if you put contact details in your profile
I can help with hosting if you want something more permanent than ukdragon

[edit] and so I can groom you obviously
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:50, archived)
# either that...
or Maya Unlimitied 4.5 with a bit
of shake for compositing and Photoshop / The gimp for touching up........
(SmallEgg, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:48, archived)
# Maya
is a high emd fancy pants 3d engine.
I still use old copies of Look and Leant, a 99p scrap book and plastic safety scissors.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:50, archived)
# But
'it really worrkss!!'
/Adam Hart Davis
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:54, archived)
# really?
I've always found that fuzzy felt allows for a far more varied pallet.
(oneofthemany, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:58, archived)
# i do enjoy these
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:30, archived)
# Hahahaha....now THAT'S Sponging for good reason.
Ace. Woo!
[EDIT] And you might wanna change your frontpage's hosting to something more permanent than UK Dragon, brill though it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Herr Tezcat, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:30, archived)
# Do urchins have eyes?
Seriously now, that's got me intrigued as to the ocular capabilities of sea-urchins.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:32, archived)
# Thanks.
Now I know.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:38, archived)
# I'm not letting him in my house
scruffy urchin.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:30, archived)
# but he's
urchin' to get started! Besides, his mussels could do with the workout.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:30, archived)
# heheh
yay! Thats lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:30, archived)
# Consida yaself
at Ome. Consida yaself part of t'Faaaamily.

That's very woo and most purdy
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:30, archived)
# Hoi!
*thumbs in braces, knees bent cockney dancing*
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:31, archived)
# Cor Blimey

*steals wallet*
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:32, archived)
#
*knocks over apple cart, annoys a whore, recieves clip round ear from Peeler*
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:34, archived)
# Would ya Adam & Eve it!
*Laughs too hard, catches TB, lingers for several months infecting close relatives*
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:36, archived)
# MYYyyy OOllllld dutch.
*dies*
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:39, archived)
# *wanks over corpse*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:41, archived)
# steals corpse
& sells to anatomist for 3/6
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:43, archived)
# i'll take that as a
"that is my death wish"
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:46, archived)
# I was just
picturing it.


*sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:48, archived)
# Jesus christ
I just laughed so much I'm nearly crying
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:43, archived)
# you weren't asaying that
when i did the same to your gran.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:45, archived)
# She still asks
about you
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:46, archived)
# tell her
i miss her.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:47, archived)
# In that case,
clean the walls before you go!

I'm fed up of having to clean other peoples' emissions from the emulsion.
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:58, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! magoo, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:45, archived)
# thats
made my morning

thank you :)
(--=| Daz |=-- has forgotten something, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:30, archived)
# i like it
muchos
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:31, archived)
# thats loverly
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:32, archived)
# how lovely!
nice smokey/sooty effect.
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:32, archived)
# hehe
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:32, archived)
# Wow
I have a shiny penny.
Is that okay?
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:32, archived)
# thank you
kind people that you are.....
(SmallEgg, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:34, archived)
# every one is a winner
;o)
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:36, archived)
# Are you
auditioning to be in Hot Chocolate...you sexy thing.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:37, archived)
# *blush*
I....er....*giggle*
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:38, archived)
# Stop that sort of thing,
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:41, archived)
# that's grand
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:36, archived)
# He found it hard to have his animal rights party taken seriously...

(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:28, archived)
# laugh
out

loud!

woo
(I helped save b3ta! the nugga says please and thank you, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:29, archived)
# Three copper coins in a bath of sulphuric acid makes a chimney come true, la la la
(time travelling chicken, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:27, archived)
# Wuh?
Mindpiss of the chimney variety, it would appear.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:30, archived)
# The Contunued Adventures of Ed #7

Ed #1 Ed #2 Ed #3 Ed #4 Ed #5 Ed #6
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:25, archived)
# yaay
i say the thing with a pink nose be woo
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:26, archived)
# Ed? He's a phalinger or a cuscus. Not a
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:27, archived)
# Flange it!
Flange it etc!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:29, archived)
# hard?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:31, archived)
# ye etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:33, archived)
# Woo!
and yay for oirish pubs
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:26, archived)
# haha
is that a possum?

edit: ahhh i see now
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:27, archived)
# I somehow knew
there was a clubbing joke in there before I even read the caption.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:27, archived)
# the guy sitting down
looks like hes about to take a pee-pee
(I helped save b3ta! the nugga says please and thank you, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:27, archived)
# Well at this lateness (or earliness) there is
Tattyworld
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:30, archived)
# SPECIAL IDEA!
EVERYONE SCAN THEIR FACES! :O


CFB

edit: oops forgot the image :P
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:14, archived)
# Oh dear
=/
(--=| Daz |=-- has forgotten something, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:15, archived)
# Hummm...
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:23, archived)
# hehehe
i was waiting for something like that
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:23, archived)
# Bravo, sir!
(Doctor Evil, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:23, archived)
# An improvement
(wouldn't be difficult)
(--=| Daz |=-- has forgotten something, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:24, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:27, archived)
# I think I speak for everyone,
especially those who asked you again and again again to stop doing this, when I say.
Please, go away.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:15, archived)
# sounds about right
(I helped save b3ta! huggybear, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:16, archived)
# seconded
thirded
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:16, archived)
# They concur...
(byebye, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:19, archived)
# fall
over?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:20, archived)
# Looking at the profile
and the suggestion to scan in one's own face, does one detect a slight case of narcissism here?
(Doctor Evil, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:23, archived)
# Yes
He should know better
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:16, archived)
# He might be onto something though.
Only what if we did it with cats! Then they'd be, like, catscans! lol!!1!1!!11!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:16, archived)
# happy
now?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:22, archived)
# They weren't talking about you
don't worry.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:23, archived)
# Sorry. As I said, no offence.
Just a bit of an in-joke. Could have explained better I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:25, archived)
# We were just reminiscing.
Back in days gone by, if you used an HTML tag (say, <b>) in your post, without using the tag to close it, you'd manage to apply that attribute to the entire board below your post hence "TAGS!" and "Who broke the board?"
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:26, archived)
# *awash with nostalgia*
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:27, archived)
# Remember when the board didn't accept text
and we had to write each post in binary?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:29, archived)
# I liked the
Morse Code version of the board better
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:34, archived)
# I'm learning morse code.
FACT
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:35, archived)
# I still have my carrier pigeons
I used to send in my pictures
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:38, archived)
# I made my own programming language,
called Bonk many years ago. It was just for fun. But the only useful thing anyone ever wrote in it was a program that converted text into morse code. The source of that program looks like this:


$p="§ etinamsdrgukwohblzfcpöväxqüyjç56§7駧8§/§§§§§94§§§§§å§3§§ñ2§10§§§§§§§:§";
$s="$p§§§?§§§§§\"§§§§§§§§§§§'§§-§§§§§§§§.§§(§§§§§,";o">";$d="   ";$d[0]*0+8;
$d[2]*0+8;%l*0+115;%c*0;:a;g%b;i(%b=13);jo;i((%b!=8)|(%c=0));jb;%c-1;$i[%c]*0;
o"$d";:b;s<:c;jf;:c;i((%r=0)|(%b=167));ja;$i[%c]*0+%b;$j[0]*0+%b;o"$j";%c+1;ja;
:o;o"\n";%g*0;$t="·-";:d;i(%g=%c);je;%b*0+$i[%g];%g+1;s<:t;jf;:t;i(%r=1);jn;
$j[0]*0+$t[%r!2];o"$j";%r»1;i(%r>=2);jt;:n;o"   ";jd;:f;%p*0;%r*0;:l;%p+1;
i(%p>%l);s>pc;i!(%b=$s[%p]);jl;%r+%p;s>pc;:e;{Hopefully no comments are needed}


100% FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:39, archived)
# You, Sir
are truly a geek.

(Meant in a sort of awe-struck way)
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:41, archived)
# Well, I didn't write that
(although I think its the only Bonk program in existance that I didn't write). My "best" Bonk program was a two player draughts game.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:43, archived)
# Hey, you wrote your own language
that's geeky enough to earn you a fairly large amount of respect from me.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:51, archived)
# more than one :)
That wasn't as hard as another "just for fun" project. I invented a 6502 based computer, wrote an emulator (well enough to get a display up and read the keyboard) and then wrote a BASIC interpreter for it in 6502 assembler.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:55, archived)
# "Hopefully no comments are needed"
No course not...
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:45, archived)
# hehehe
The guy also sent me the un-obfuscated version with comments and labels longer than 1 charactor. That makes a little more sense ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:45, archived)
# well
i wont bother deleting it this time then
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:29, archived)
# marvelous.
Daddy or chips?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:30, archived)
# I remember
That was fun
(Ellis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:47, archived)
# Oh
... person who apologised for netiquette and deleted the thread here, don't worry. They weren't accusing you of anything with that "TAGS!" conversation.

Edit: See above :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:23, archived)
# oops
well sorry. im a bit paranoid...
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:24, archived)
# The one thing you need to remember
is that we're not really all that harsh or mean, its just the medium of text which makes everything sound so serious.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:26, archived)
# *hides binoculars*
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:27, archived)
# *hides sniper rifle*
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:29, archived)
# hides
id pout something here but i cant think of anything anyway i dont count
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:31, archived)
# yes you do!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:32, archived)
# one
two three four...
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:33, archived)
# five six seven eight nine ten
ELEVEN TWELVE!

/sesame street nostalgia
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:34, archived)
# heh
never watched that :(
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:37, archived)
# That's an interesting question.
How long do you have to be here/how many frontpages do you have to get before you do count?

/idle musings...
(Flyslip, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 12:09, archived)
# *hides rhinocerous*
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:31, archived)
# hahahahahah
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:32, archived)
# woo
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:32, archived)
# HOW ABOUT...
no
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:16, archived)
# Don't make me unfluffy
You wouldn't like me when I'm unfluffy
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:16, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Not the state I am this morning...

/edit Jimmy Hill!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:16, archived)
# you must be fun at parties
(I helped save b3ta! huggybear, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:17, archived)
# "special idea".
are you special then?
(time travelling chicken, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:17, archived)
# do you go to
a 'special' school?
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:18, archived)
# no
but i was taught how to count by ducks.
(time travelling chicken, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:18, archived)
# birds taught me to sing
when they took me to their king
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:31, archived)
# i would
but i've just smashed my head into it in frustration.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:17, archived)
# I might try and scan my cat when I get home
If I can get her to hold still for a minute (unlikely)
(--=| Daz |=-- has forgotten something, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:20, archived)
# OR YOU COULD
SPEND YOUR TIME DRINKING
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:20, archived)
# Please
You're just going to annoy people by doing this and the board has only just been through a horrible bout of severe unfluffiness.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:22, archived)
# Mind you
this thread would be worthwhile if someone could post a link to the picture of Hugo in a pint of Guinness (possibly done by popt art).
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:23, archived)
# close enough?


edit: I've never actually seen him drink guiness though...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:42, archived)
# Yay!
Good enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:50, archived)
# Yep,
and its all lovely and splendid at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:24, archived)
# doing stupid
stuff is annoying people? :(
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:25, archived)
# I think you're just being
a bit over enthusiastic
:)
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:26, archived)
# i'm
excited to be back :)
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:27, archived)
# you should have
gone to specsavers
(I helped save b3ta! the nugga says please and thank you, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:28, archived)
# then post something funny and exciting
nobody wants to see your mugshot, we want to see kittens and american presidents performing rediculous stunts
(--=| Daz |=-- has forgotten something, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:29, archived)
# He is an old hand
round here you know, it's a new improved fluffy b3ta and the last thing we need is more pictures of the so-called President!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:33, archived)
# well do you like 'wacky' jim davidson?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:27, archived)
# I mainly meant
encouraging people to post unedited scans of their faces is hardly going to brighten everyone's day.

Admittedly, my last pix were hardly any better (if at all).
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:31, archived)
# Mis-read
I thought he said faeces
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:24, archived)
# you mean he didn't?
www.thewaterpage.com/images/compost2.jpg
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:25, archived)
# scatscan
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:26, archived)
# What Happened
to that Japanese Scat Dolls site ?
(seems to have gone to web-heaven)
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:45, archived)
# cor blimey.
that was the thing thing I did in uni about 9 years ago.

edit:second thing was to scan my todger. Hopefully, lots of people now have my genital epiphileals (spelling) over their faces.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:32, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 11:43, archived)

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