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# Oh dear, upgrades
(Lord of the Beans, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:10, archived)
# that's no....
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:12, archived)
# Return of the King? - Aragorn has left the building
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:09, archived)
# hehe
nice
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:10, archived)
# I posted a Return of the King picture ages ago
it was Johnathon King but I don't have a copy to repost now.

Boo hoo
(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:15, archived)
# Yeah
I did a really bad one too..

(Fellmeister, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:29, archived)
# I still fucking hate elvis!
I just don't think he was any good.


(beyond his first record)
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:11, archived)
# Yeah I'm not a great fan either
he did great things for the cheeseburger and amphetamines market though.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:12, archived)
# the newspaper
of the colliseum?
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:14, archived)
# Couldn't think how it was spelt then
- since looked it up.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:17, archived)
# =)
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:21, archived)
# "That's Alright Moma"
Just SO rips off Johhny Marr's guitar style!
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:13, archived)
# Here's the sword, Aragorn
thangyuh, thangyuh very much
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:11, archived)
# rather smart
(Slurpy The Frog, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:12, archived)
# this is quite a late reply, but
you have just made my day (100% of fact).
woo!!
(harmless kitty, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:24, archived)
# Michael seemed to have got the wrong end of the stick
(Slurpy The Frog, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:09, archived)
# Coo, a negative.
Sorry.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:10, archived)
# pfffft
grand
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:10, archived)
# *chuckle*
fab!
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:11, archived)
# That is a medical condition
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

w/y/h!
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:12, archived)
# Some interesting faces at the rally today.
(themanwhofellasleep, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:07, archived)
# ha
i almost did something similar earlier with jacko but couldn't be arsed. is he there?
(I helped save b3ta! idlesod, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:08, archived)
# Wearing orange overalls as we speak, I understand.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:09, archived)
# Yes, he's
managed to blag himself onto the Dutch powertools national team.
(themanwhofellasleep, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:11, archived)
# Ha Ha!
He won't want to do all that spinning around in white socks (white socks, why?) with open blades knocking about.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:19, archived)
# Ha ha ha
bloody good 'shop!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:08, archived)
# Do I see
Michael Madsen in there?
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:09, archived)
# Maybe...
Are you watching Reservoir Dogs? Species?
(themanwhofellasleep, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:10, archived)
# just
that picture.

He appears to be hiding behind Saddam
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:11, archived)
# Nonsense, that's
Snooker player Anthony Hamilton, known in circles as "Swampy" because he has a goatee beard.
(themanwhofellasleep, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:13, archived)
# no, not that one
the one slightly less hidden

/who could also pass for Chris Penn, also of Reservoir Dogs fame....
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:15, archived)
# "Hello? Mum? Can you hear me? Put BBC1 on! I'm on the telly!"
said Osama, obviously excited.
(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:09, archived)
# Hello Dad!
I'm in Gaol!
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:09, archived)
# Hurrah
for old-fashioned spelling!
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:11, archived)
# calm down dear
It's a commercial.
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:10, archived)
# The new esure advert
is the worst thing I've ever had the displeasure of experiencing.

But I remember what it's for - which ensures I'll never buy anything from them.
(I helped save b3ta! UncleLewy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:12, archived)
# Ha ha!
That's probably the first use of that catchphrase in a truly humourous context.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:12, archived)
# hehe

and nice pic too
(I helped save b3ta! UncleLewy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:11, archived)
# Everybody's got to be somewhere...
great picture, btw
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:10, archived)
# Thanks.
It's the praise from people I don't know that makes all the lonely evenings worthwhile.
(themanwhofellasleep, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:11, archived)
# Bloody sharp!

Ouch!
(I helped save b3ta! beefandcheese, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:06, archived)
# haha
wyh
(I helped save b3ta! idlesod, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:06, archived)
# haha
if only
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:07, archived)
# I hate those things
that pivoty head flying everywhere - if I wanted to cut my nose off I'd buy a scalpel.

w/y/h to the picture...
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:07, archived)
# I have one
it cut's me, and I don't realise, because it's so sharp.
I only realise ten minutes after leaving the bathroom, when I find my lower face is coated in blood
(Ellis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:07, archived)
# or if you miss a mirror...
...and put some after shave on.

Cue screaming like a loon
(I helped save b3ta! beefandcheese, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:08, archived)
# yeah
then the alcohol thins the blood, so more comes out, then more and more and more
(Ellis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:09, archived)
# Then things...
...go blurry and you collapse
(I helped save b3ta! beefandcheese, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:10, archived)
# Sodding shaving!

(Ellis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:14, archived)
# hehe
evening all!
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:07, archived)
# hehe
yet another reason why I have a beard
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:08, archived)
# it's the reason
I'm now growing mine
(Ellis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:09, archived)
# So do all the great thinkers, actually
Socrates, Brian Blessed... I think you're probably right, you know
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:09, archived)
# bald at the front: great thinker
bald at the back: great lover
bald at the front and the back: thinks he's a great lover

face like a small hedge, but still gets the ladies: obvious to all that he has to be a great lover...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:11, archived)
# I liked having my big beard
then I shaved it off, and I looked far too young, and barefaced, so I didn't go out
(Ellis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:14, archived)
# i can't believe they've brought out
a quadruple-bladed razor now. where will it end?
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:08, archived)
#



quite subtle too
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:09, archived)
# I gave up on the whole thing
and got a beard electric razor
(I helped save b3ta! UncleLewy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:09, archived)
# one year
(about two days ago)
(sex automata, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:58, archived)
# The old
ones are always the best. :-)
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:16, archived)
# er...
(I helped save b3ta! idlesod, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:55, archived)
# Giggletastic
(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:56, archived)
# Yay! Woo!
Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:57, archived)
# technically i don't think the sodomites were nesecarily gay were they?
i think the just liked poo sex in general

fucking grand! woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:57, archived)
# What did the Gomorrhans (?) get up to then?
I've always wondered about this.

(I helped save b3ta! Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:58, archived)
# me too
but according to Crowley there was a charming little tavern there.

/good omens
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:59, archived)
# Love is the Law
/so take me, deep inside
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:04, archived)
# bloody hell
thats going back a bit
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:04, archived)
# Crowley
or
The Seahorses?
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:05, archived)
# Both in fact but since i've read good omens quite recently
the seahorses.
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:08, archived)
# They procrastinated.
As you know, you should never put off to Gomorrah ...
(I helped save b3ta! Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:05, archived)
# sodomy
is technically any form of sex not consistant with making babies I believe...

which makes blowjobs illegal in some american states
www.sodomylaws.org/
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:01, archived)
# really?
wow... the univerity of b3ta it's a real education
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:03, archived)
# I guess
aural penetration is right out, then.
and spooning out their eye...
/hell
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:04, archived)
# now
would not be the right time to mention fetishists who watermelon eyeholes, then?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:06, archived)
# now that's the
kind of domain name people should be registering
(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:04, archived)
# I wonder
if www.antibuggeryleague.com is taken?
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:05, archived)
# not yet
try again in 5 minutes
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:06, archived)
# how about
www.theleagueofgentlemenenjoyingothergentlemen.com ?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:07, archived)
# extraordinary
/adds to list of names...





...I'll never, ever register
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:08, archived)
# I'm still
proud to own www.lesbospankinferno.co.uk!

[edit] utterly safe for work - in fact, inspiration for what to do with the web space would be great.
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:07, archived)
# haha !
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:57, archived)
# Yes
I do like
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:58, archived)
# haha
I like the definitions
(Ellis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:58, archived)
# You missed...
...the idea that women may get a play with a penis every blue moon and know nothing thereof, while another chap has a lifetime of experience. I think this is significant.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:58, archived)
# Haha!
But wouldn't that be "You're all gay"?
(Red Fox, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:00, archived)
# nope
it's correct
(Ellis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:05, archived)
# sorry, had to take it to the extreme lol
(Fort, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:52, archived)
# beautiful
wonderful. topical. etcetera.

It's funny cause it's not funny.
(mixtapes, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:52, archived)
# there's that 'lol' thing again

mnnggggfgnnmnfffff
(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:53, archived)
# I
like a good lollop
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:54, archived)
# i'l remove it if you want?!
(Fort, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:54, archived)
# dirty boy!
(or girl)
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:54, archived)
# no no
just keep it away from me

i'm allergic to them
(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:56, archived)
# Bloody brilliant
Woo McYay
(Skippy_T, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:54, archived)
# hehee
Woo!

you didn't change the address bar /pedant
(I helped save b3ta! Herr Tezcat, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:54, archived)
# i know
i was lazy
(Fort, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:54, archived)
# fairy nuff
(I helped save b3ta! Herr Tezcat, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:54, archived)
# The um
bombing in Turkey was fabulously welltimed for George's visit, he got to make lots of lovely speeches.
(Ellis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:54, archived)
# Bah!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:55, archived)
# topical and woo yay
the hummus is running down the walls tonight, deary me...
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:57, archived)
# I think we've made him angry!
LOOK OUT!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:51, archived)
# wont somebody please
make him stop thinking of the children?
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:53, archived)
# that's a double woo yay houpla!
one for the picture, one for high order comedy response.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:55, archived)
# Now that's scary!
But I don't care cos I'm leaving work early today for a yacht race followed by a Neil Young & Crazy Horse concert. Life doesn't get much better.
(gamera, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:54, archived)
# Jeffrey often wished
he'd chosen the Navy
Never truly honoured after the war, War Ducks played an important part as medics in the U.S. Army, often lying about their age to gain their commission
Clickus Biggus

Click for Gallery - will open in new window
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:49, archived)
# thats a good 1
(STINK_BOMB, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:50, archived)
# ok that's it
someone call the apostrophe police

and the anti-abbreviation squad!
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:51, archived)
# my goodness me
someone else remembers apostrophes... I thought I had dreamed the whole thing
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:53, archived)
# I never misuse apostrophe's
or sple thnges rwong
(1, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:01, archived)
# sorry but i picked a dumb p,lace to put this before
has anyone else been seeing the mj on the run image like literally everywhere. 3 messageboards so far, and 2 emails for me.

(sorry if you read this and just didn't care)
(mixtapes, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:52, archived)
# I've only
seen it on b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:53, archived)
# well now it's
all over. and to think, we saw it here first.

(oddly excited)
(mixtapes, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:55, archived)
# you do know that images that
originated here ended up on the front pages of newspapers don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:58, archived)
# I know
I for one will be able to tell my kids that I was actually sitting gorping at a computer screen when this picture appeared. You can't beat a front seat view of history.
Unless it's bombing, assassination or death. Obviously
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:00, archived)
# That's a good "one" not "1".
There comes a time in everyone's life where he or she realises that they're far more clever than some of those about them. You're giving me that feeling right now.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:52, archived)
# I'm yet to enjoy that feeling
which is a right fucker, I can tell you
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:54, archived)
# Well,
You would say that...
(I helped save b3ta! Herr Tezcat, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:56, archived)
# I've just realised that b3ta has (against all reason)
improved my spelling and grammar.
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:54, archived)
# How the...?

(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:56, archived)
# The constant pedrantry grinds you down after a while.
I've even started capitalizing from time to time!
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:58, archived)
# same here,
the pedant count is phenomenal
(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:58, archived)
# I pedanted
Evil Pixie unintentionally
earlier.

It genuinely ghasted my flabber
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:01, archived)
# Yay!
I'm aiming to crack down on the incorrect use of the restrictive relative pronoun next! ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:03, archived)
# Ah, but with such stuff as this...
...i.e. Young Master Bomb, we're spoilt for raw material. Plus I write for a bloody living. Actually, the literary standards of the Bright Young Things today means I'll be in work for a very long time to come. I'll just have to write shorter words as tome goes on.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:03, archived)
# yay !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:51, archived)
# nice nice nice
nice

right i'm off to feel myself...g'night all
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:51, archived)
#






/night
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:02, archived)
# pip pip!
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:03, archived)
# STOP HER
she's off to have fun without us!
(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:06, archived)
# that's perfect
woo yay houpla!
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:52, archived)
# good night every one,
i leave now.
(moose monkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:52, archived)
# yay!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:53, archived)
# I can't believe he fell for that old gag.
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:48, archived)
# which is the genuine photo:
the first or last frame?

'tis great
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:49, archived)
# hahaha
good use of the word kaboom there

a definite wooyay
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:49, archived)
# yay
woo
(moose monkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:50, archived)
# no no no no no no no no...it's not "END"
it's fin
Woo for exploding physicists!
(I helped save b3ta! Herr Tezcat, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:50, archived)
# That gets this

Which I just found and forgot I made
(Ellis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:50, archived)
# I think I spy a series...
that's very yay
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:45, archived)
# cool
given its a name yet?
(STINK_BOMB, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:46, archived)
# Oi! Bedtime in 10 minutes!
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:54, archived)
# have a woo on me!
is he yawning?
(I helped save b3ta! the nugga says please and thank you, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:46, archived)
# too good
yet again :)

ahem, a repost from me ...



(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:46, archived)
# I like!
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:48, archived)
# haha !
still love that :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:49, archived)
# If you can't join 'em
Beat 'em.

Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! UncleLewy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:51, archived)
# WOOOOO!
i knew it was you..
('Andeh', Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:46, archived)
# *checks*
yep , it's me alright ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:48, archived)
# By Jingo!
It's fabulous!
(Skippy_T, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:46, archived)
# Ohhhh
Byyyyy
jiiinnn-gooooo
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:56, archived)
# yay!
ace!
tops!
all that sort of thing!
(yakmonkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:46, archived)
# Blimey!
That's a bit good. Even by your standards. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:46, archived)
# I was about to slink off, crying
thanks for preventing this, with such loveliness
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:46, archived)
# There's something rather seasonal about that
and as ever it's a bloody marvel of a picture... woo yay houpla!
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:47, archived)
# Lovely.
Is it a real or a sobin?

(I helped save b3ta! Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:47, archived)
# simply brilliant
:)
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:48, archived)
# wow!
thats really quite spiffing!
(moose monkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:48, archived)
# WOO!
its the crimebusters of the sea!
(Bommer remembered to log in, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:55, archived)
# that's a bit ace
almost as ace as my hair
(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:49, archived)
# Describe in 3 words or less..
if you please?
(I helped save b3ta! UncleLewy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:49, archived)
#
Jesus' mullet fringe
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:50, archived)
# All becomes clear
(I helped save b3ta! UncleLewy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:53, archived)
# Look at them eyes.
(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:55, archived)
# yes
we've already established that my camera has a demonator that is non-turnoffable
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:00, archived)
# large
messy
shit
(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:51, archived)
# I've got that to look forward to on saturday morning
(I helped save b3ta! UncleLewy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:53, archived)
# your
fringe is a thing of wonder
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:49, archived)
# I can't control it.
(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:51, archived)
# it's an aliga-a-ator
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:54, archived)
# As already noted
one of your best.
(I helped save b3ta! UncleLewy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:49, archived)
# i see a resemblance
(Skippy_T, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:51, archived)
# arf arf!
that be goodulant!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:51, archived)
# russians are cool.
"A vodka-drinking competition in a southern Russian town has ended in tragedy, with the winner dead and several runners-up in intensive care."

"The competition lasted 30, perhaps 40 minutes and the winner downed three half-litre bottles," said Roman Popov, a prosecutor pursuing the case in the town of Volgodonsk."


www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30200-12931032,00.html

(D.A. Jim Garrison, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:32, archived)
# I can do that.
Probably with similar results.



Who wants to video it for the newsletter?
(goat thinks you're shit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:33, archived)
# I would
were I there.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:41, archived)
# TJ
god i'm bored
someone please entertain me?
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:42, archived)
# Let
Robbie Williams entertain you.

He's not much cop, but he tries
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:43, archived)
# You could go for a fag?
(I helped save b3ta! Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:43, archived)
# its smokeing
(STINK_BOMB, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:44, archived)
# so it is
or possibly smoking, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:45, archived)
# Speaking of which, why aren't you off hanging about outside the local newsagents at this time of night?
And no, I won't buy you any.
(I helped save b3ta! Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:45, archived)
# *dances like a lemur trapped in a biscuit tin*
(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:43, archived)
# an-i-mate!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:45, archived)
# Wee-bull pictures presents....
(8-(I) Homer


yes i'm bored as well.....
(Phil Febuggure, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:44, archived)
# we're all bored
hence the changing of my name
(moose monkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:46, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:49, archived)
# qualiteh !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:50, archived)
# that's
dead good mate
(funkyballs, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:55, archived)
# THREADJACK
that MJ on the run image has gone ultraviral. I've seen it on several message boards and got it in emails twice already. Sheesh. Go Granpa!!
(mixtapes, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:44, archived)
# hate to break this to you
but that sounds like the average friday night in most cities in the world (i weep for the future)
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:34, archived)
# sounds like
the bigg market, but with more clothes
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:35, archived)
# I walked past Bigg Market
on my one and only trip to Newcastle, got pissed by osmosis
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:36, archived)
# yep
cheapest way really
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:37, archived)
# GUINNESS!
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:37, archived)
# i can drink more GUINNESS than you can
(STINK_BOMB, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:38, archived)
# but can you
Osmose it?
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:39, archived)
# then i was 15 i used to be able to neck three pints of guiness in 20 seconds
now i can hardly drink the stuff
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:39, archived)
# somehow,
I suspect those 2 facts
may be connected....?
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:40, archived)
# cool
but did it stay down...
(STINK_BOMB, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:40, archived)
# yup
once did it twice in one night
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:42, archived)
# that must have been the precursor
to the greatest piss of your life
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:43, archived)
# very possibly
(i don't actually remember muchafterwards for obvious reasons but am reliably informed tht it stayed down)
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:45, archived)
# I hope
that's on your CV
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:41, archived)
# three pints in TWENTY SECONDS?
bloody hell, man - you must have a mouth like a hippo
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:42, archived)
# not anymore clearly
i'm sure university will get me going again
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:43, archived)
# I'm sure it will
happy days...
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:44, archived)
# a danish bloke
I used to go to uni with could do that as well
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:44, archived)
# i dont know what that was.


no i cant
(STINK_BOMB, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:40, archived)
# somehow
the fact that you've never heard of osmosis fails to surprise me
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:42, archived)
# You know,
it's becoming increasingly clear that a dictionary would benefit you.
(I helped save b3ta! UncleLewy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:42, archived)
# I actually understood
that one
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:44, archived)
# ok is this ment to be
funney or sad story?
(STINK_BOMB, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:34, archived)
# It's up to you to decide
Personally, I think sad.
(I helped save b3ta! UncleLewy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:35, archived)
# you've still not discovered
that spell checker have you?
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:35, archived)
# no
not yet
(STINK_BOMB, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:36, archived)
# It's in the corner
of your browser window

disguised as an 'X'

;)
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:38, archived)
# clever
!
(mixtapes, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:39, archived)
# i wouldn't suggest using it
it never works for me
(Skippy_T, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:41, archived)
# well, are you laughing or crying?
I'm laughing
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:35, archived)
# I'm
hungry...
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:35, archived)
# so am i
I'm thinking...fish fingers and chips
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:36, archived)
# I've got a lovely
lamb and lentil casserole bubbling away. It's just not ready yet and the yummy smells are driving me mad... :-)~~~~
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:38, archived)
# i'm
strange
(moose monkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:38, archived)
# ly aroused?
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:40, archived)
# wouldn't you like to know...
(moose monkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:42, archived)
# Thinking about it...
probably not. ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:51, archived)
# while wanking?
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:36, archived)
# into your own faeces
while rocking backwards and forwards sobbing uncontrollably?
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:37, archived)
# it's the
aphex twin way
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:38, archived)
# Arf!
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:40, archived)
# I'm ovulating.
(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:36, archived)
#
?
(I helped save b3ta! UncleLewy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:37, archived)
# Most likely
(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:38, archived)
# mwahaha
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:45, archived)
# Hello.
(I helped save b3ta! Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:35, archived)
# You know,
I've always wanted a pair of shoes like what the Mister Men have got.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:38, archived)
# you will need:
tan leather shoes, permanent black marker
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:39, archived)
# and
feet.
(I helped save b3ta! Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:39, archived)
# why?
he never said he wanted to wear them
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:41, archived)
# I cannot argue with that.
(I helped save b3ta! Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:41, archived)
# Ha ha,
mind the piss there Dougal.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:42, archived)
# I didn't say I wanted to
wear them.

/smartarse
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:42, archived)
# .
woo yay
(Skippy_T, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:39, archived)
# Hahaha
Crasy foreigns
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:34, archived)
# The winner can't have been much cop
1.5 litres of vodka would not be enough to kill most people, even in 30 minutes
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:35, archived)
# plus if you downed them
they'd come straight back up
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:37, archived)
# fizzackerly
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:38, archived)
# I had a russian friend at university
He used to go home for holidays with an empty suitcase and bring it back with top quality vodka. I've seen him vomiting blood.
(I helped save b3ta! UncleLewy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:36, archived)
# If I drink enough red wine,
it looks like I'm vomiting blood.
(goat thinks you're shit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:37, archived)
# No...
if you vomit enough red wine, it looks like you're vomiting blood.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:39, archived)
# or vodka and blackcurrent
*experience*
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:42, archived)
# I once did
a similar thing. But with crème de menthe. Never - ever - again.
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:44, archived)
# I love Russians
they're a great bunch. But I believe Finns drink even more Vodka per head than even the Russians.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:38, archived)
# Good for presents made of vodka
and getting them to phone people you know and pretend to be the kgb :)
(I helped save b3ta! UncleLewy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:39, archived)
# There's an old Russian drinking toast/joke
that says "Ah, we must finish this now. It's getting dark." as you get to the bottom of the bottle. Apparently it's only to be used when it's broad daylight and the vodka is home-made and full of methanol. They're dark people, Russians.
(I helped save b3ta! Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:39, archived)
#
dobre!
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:42, archived)
# que?
(I helped save b3ta! UncleLewy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:44, archived)
#
he didn't teach u any Russian then :P












(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:46, archived)
# Nope ;)
Different vodka bearing russian! Fancy that!
(I helped save b3ta! UncleLewy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:47, archived)
# :D
Dobre Vodka = Wonderful vodka

(voda = water, vodka = litte water)
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:50, archived)
# If he did - I don't remember ;)
(voda = water, vodka = litte water)

I'm going to remember that though - thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! UncleLewy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 22:04, archived)
# i was bored again so this time i made BRIAN May


(incidentally that guitar is actually quite nice)
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:30, archived)
# Guitar?
MORE LIKE A BLOODY FIREPLACE!

Says brian.
(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:30, archived)
#
and here was me thinking it was a mantelpiece....

Waddaya mean it's the same thing?
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:32, archived)
# hello...
(moose monkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:30, archived)
# HI
(STINK_BOMB, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:31, archived)
# you dont have to speak in capitals you know
(moose monkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:32, archived)
# i have know i deer who this person is
good photo still
(STINK_BOMB, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:30, archived)
# could you possibly
spell check your posts in Word before posting them?
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:31, archived)
# i could do
(STINK_BOMB, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:32, archived)
# it's spelt correctly
but his words are all in crazy orders and out of context and all sorts
(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:33, archived)
# the grammar check
should still pick up on it
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:34, archived)
# it wouldn't
it would cry then explode it's that bad
(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:35, archived)
# how does
it see?
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:32, archived)
# Hrrrm.
Is Brian Blessed better than Miffy...

Probably.
(goat thinks you're shit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:31, archived)
# yay
and the attention to detail with the capitilisation of BRIAN :)
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:31, archived)
# eyethangyou
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:32, archived)
# Of course the guitar is quite nice
it was Guitar of the Year 2001. And Brian Blessed is shouty mountainous bearded actor of the year 1977 onwards
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:32, archived)
# mountainous?
erm.... is he that tall?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:33, archived)
# no
but he is that wide
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:33, archived)
# no
it refers to his stage presence
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:36, archived)
# Nah,
but he spends a lot of time climbing mountains. 'Mountainy', I would have said.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:40, archived)
#
hello mr. farm
(moose monkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:33, archived)
# hehehe
brians 1
brians 2
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:38, archived)
# Death decided it was time for a new image
(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:27, archived)
# thats suprisingly cool
(Tvit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:28, archived)
# yeah....
cool....
(moose monkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:29, archived)
# er...
(Tvit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:29, archived)
# very nice
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:29, archived)
# i cant be arsed to copy names any more
i'll stay like this for now
(moose monkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:30, archived)
# Has he been working out?
woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:29, archived)
# as a major star wars geek
i think that's top-notch!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Deadpool, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:30, archived)
# I guessed by the name
Just as mine is Discworld inspired.




The circle is now complete.........
(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:31, archived)
# does death of fleas
talk like this : BUZZ BUZZ ?
(I helped save b3ta! Deadpool, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:34, archived)
# That's rather good


/secretmagicword
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:31, archived)
# I see
red ex's
(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:36, archived)
# firewall?
shite ISP?
mental?
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:41, archived)
# Slap my Buddah
Thats the skull of Jimmy Hill
or
possibly ol Brucie
(Phil Febuggure, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:38, archived)
# Texas Pete?
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:39, archived)
# Possible
of the bloke of "Bo Selecta"....*


*=or not
(Phil Febuggure, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:40, archived)
# well, It was meant to be
Texas Pete.

Hence /secretmagicword

Ah well, what can you do.....
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:42, archived)
# Johnny also decided he needed a new image

(Skippy_T, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:31, archived)
# Is that you implying that my image
is like that?
(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:35, archived)
# If it will offend you...
Yes
(Skippy_T, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:36, archived)
# Everywhere I go - i see Dick van Dyke

(Tvit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:21, archived)
# ...and he sees you
D.v.D sees all!
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:22, archived)
# poor you
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:22, archived)
# what a shame...
(moose monkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:24, archived)
# whats that
like small cat at the beging of your name?
(STINK_BOMB, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:24, archived)
# oh dear
(Tvit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:24, archived)
# it's a small cat.
Duh!
(moose monkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:25, archived)
# it's a
small cat
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:25, archived)
# here is a really stoopid question.....
can you change the wee icon? don't like mine!!!

edit: scrap that... just learnt to read sorry for asking!!!
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:29, archived)
# It's in your profile thing isn't it?
(goat thinks you're shit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:30, archived)
# why don't you click on
"update your profile" and find out?
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:30, archived)
# click on
update your profile and scroll down and you should see some icons next to radio buttons, choose the one you like and click the save profile button
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:30, archived)
# i appologise
for being soooo stoopid!
DUH ME!
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:31, archived)
# bah
i thinik yours is well cool
(Tvit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:30, archived)
# click it
and find out
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:25, archived)
# you're so helpful
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:26, archived)
# o
your 1 of the ppl saveing b3ta

i would send money in but not evey month
(STINK_BOMB, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:27, archived)
# I don't do it every month
I do it when they introduce new icons
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:28, archived)
# all we need now
is someone to save the written English language. Donations, quickly
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:28, archived)
# lol
were too far beyond reproach
(Tvit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:28, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
yey!
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:29, archived)
# i hate out-of-context use of 'like'

grr
(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:26, archived)
# you'd
despise the North East then
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:27, archived)
# I'm way ahead of you.
(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:28, archived)
# oh...
ok then
happy baby orangutan
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:28, archived)
# i've still not
worked out what happy baby orangutan replaces you know...
(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:30, archived)
# I've only just found out
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:30, archived)
# hmm...
time for some random foul language

zeppelin
happy baby orangutan
New person. Please read our FAQ.
(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:31, archived)
# 3 in a row!
(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:32, archived)
# I can't believe you would ever swear.
You typed those properly, didn't you
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:33, archived)
# and
i only get 20 pounds a month
(STINK_BOMB, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:28, archived)
# you need a proper job
I earn nearly twice that
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:34, archived)
# why?
(STINK_BOMB, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:23, archived)
# He's like Jesus.
In that he's not as good as Miffy.
(goat thinks you're shit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:23, archived)
# Zat showz sumzing interezting about your psyche
You are obsezzed with peinsez
\crap freud impression
(ejolleys, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:23, archived)
# Well, I, for one,
was impressed by it.
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:26, archived)
# Cheers
great giant/tiny giraffes on your profile too
(ejolleys, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:29, archived)
# Thank you
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:34, archived)
# Everywhere I go - I see goblins
(vork and burlap, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:23, archived)
# Diagnosis: Mountain Cloud Face
Chim chimery.
(dazzarazza, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:24, archived)
# Arabian Nightmares
(I helped save b3ta! Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:20, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:22, archived)
# Arf!
Top stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:22, archived)
# i like.
you good.
(moose monkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:23, archived)
# hahaha
I like
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:23, archived)
# Hah
top stuff
(I helped save b3ta! UncleLewy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:26, archived)
# .
indeed
(King_Weird, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:26, archived)
# just what every system admin needs!
(I helped save b3ta! Deadpool, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:20, archived)
# woo
edit: well I thought it was good.....
(Tvit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:23, archived)
# thanks
me likes getting praise
(I helped save b3ta! Deadpool, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:27, archived)
# Ahhhh,
geekification.
(goat thinks you're shit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:23, archived)
# ha ha
yey!
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:25, archived)
# thanks

hey, a fellow yorkshireperson - i like you already :)
(I helped save b3ta! Deadpool, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:29, archived)
# woo! i made another friend!
i'll add you to my list of friends then
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:31, archived)
# i get to go on a list?
outstanding! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Deadpool, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:33, archived)
# Don't make him angry...
(Dr Frank, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:18, archived)
# That's rather scary. On a similar note
Is anyone watching horizon on BBC2. apparantly the bible predicts that we're all going to die in 2006. it's disturbingly convincing. watermelon.
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:20, archived)
# that's a bit weird
so the second coming of christ is going to die at age 6?

Nostradamus says we'll die in about the year 4000 and the earth will blow up in the year 7000
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:21, archived)
# Bah
everyone seems to say that we'll die soon

obviously prophets don't like us very much
(1, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:23, archived)
# Well, if they gave some time really far in the future,
people wouldn't sell all their stuff to buy a place in heaven.
(goat thinks you're shit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:24, archived)
# Bollocks.
2012, all the way.
(goat thinks you're shit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:22, archived)
# I read a book once
about this thing called "The Matrix" and it says we're all batteries.

If it's in a book it's true. FACT.
(dazzarazza, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:23, archived)
# At least
we'll have company...
(Dr Frank, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:23, archived)
# Arf!
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:24, archived)
# ancient mayans reckoned it's 2011
and i think there's some guff about nostrodamus working to a different calendar and once corrected it's some time round about early 21st C. oh grapefruit!
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:24, archived)
# We've all got to die sometime
But if we live to see the end of the world, we'll know we won't have missed anything. Huzzah.
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:26, archived)
# but according to the timetraveller who was in the newsletter
a couple of months back, the earth is still going strong in 2036
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:26, archived)
# Parallel universes innit.
Can't travel back into his own past, or he might make it so he can't exist. The universe protects itself.
(goat thinks you're shit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:28, archived)
# any one wathcing that holiday program
fat family and fat kids climbinng moutntains and complaining about walking 10 miles in 2 days

bloody fatties
(BigBobbyh, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:55, archived)
# Yipes!
So I'd better not (a) attack his country with commercial air liners (b) have any oil. I'm just going to go and drain the car sump. I don't need the US Air Force on top of my flashing Domo headache.

Woosome pic!
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 21:22, archived)

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