It wasn't Sedgefield they went to...
'lo all - long time no post
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:38,
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'lo all - long time no post
hehehe
I don't usually like political ones, but I like that one
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:41,
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Jolly Good.
Is that the kitty in the blender(Woo)?
I like that.
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:40,
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I like that.
has anyone got
Colin Clarke (Southampton, circa 19 fucking 90)?
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:42,
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Yaaay
takes me back a bit, i can still remember yelling out "NEEEEEEEEED" like i was straining for a big poo
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:37,
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Me either
but welcome to b3ta - keeping the infernaweb fluffy(ish) since 2001.
Is the source pic one of Teaseress' photos?
Edit: Perhaps not.
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:38,
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Is the source pic one of Teaseress' photos?
Edit: Perhaps not.
i must enter a subject.
the original post (which now i can't find a link for) was protesters in england spelling out "Bush Go Home"...
...as for the eat at joe's, it's just a common thing here in america, mostly in older cartoons, etc, there'd always be signs saying "eat at joe's" and whatnot. meh. thanks for being fluffy though!
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:53,
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...as for the eat at joe's, it's just a common thing here in america, mostly in older cartoons, etc, there'd always be signs saying "eat at joe's" and whatnot. meh. thanks for being fluffy though!
I gotcha.
I think the photo is from the Tate Modern Gallery or somesuch, so it's not unlikely there'll be other photos around of the same thing.
Good work though - unfortunately there's not too many US b3tans around at this time of day.
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:57,
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Good work though - unfortunately there's not too many US b3tans around at this time of day.
I'm waiting...
I'm waiting...
no it's still not animating
"welcome to joe's apartment, it's our apartment too; we've been here for a hundred million years and we'll be here long after you!"
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:35,
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no it's still not animating
"welcome to joe's apartment, it's our apartment too; we've been here for a hundred million years and we'll be here long after you!"
yay!
that makes 3 of us... which reminds me, I still need to "back up" my DVD so stouffer can "borrow" it...
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:38,
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yay!
I saw the original picture - am I right in assuming it was poo?
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:35,
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Welcome to the land of fluffiness.
Quick! Somebody post a 'You'll never leave' pic!
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:36,
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Morning all! Bush has been caught with his pants down again...
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:28,
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I like a world leader...
...who still takes the time to maintain a tidy undercarriage.
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:31,
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I bet Magaret 'Thatcher'
had a fanny like Brian Blessed's beard.
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:33,
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You have a woman's gusset, milord!
I'll wager that dainty gusset never weighed anchor in a storm.
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:31,
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you
mail me
I'm bored
and have managed to delete all your other mails
the shame!
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:36,
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I'm bored
and have managed to delete all your other mails
the shame!
Well, it's Children in Need day...
...and my school's fancy dress theme for this year is Pirates!
YAARRRRR!!!
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:25,
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YAARRRRR!!!
To tie in with the Victorian theme....
Children in need....
...of a damned good thrashing!....
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:28,
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...of a damned good thrashing!....
And Jesus Sayeth
"Suffer the children...."
and I agree
Make them Suffer !
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:37,
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and I agree
Make them Suffer !
so
that's why I saw hundreds of pirates, parrots(!), dwarves and witches this morning!
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:29,
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The Zany Police
What's all this then? You boy! put that pen down and find a custard pie NOW! you slag
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:31,
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i guess that at least children in need
doesn't make me feel as genocidal as comic relief.
look! i work in an office! and i've got a red nose on!
cranberry.
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:41,
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look! i work in an office! and i've got a red nose on!
cranberry.
he he he`
that'll explain why is saw school girls dressed as girl guides and st trinians on my drive to work this morning.
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:31,
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All those cold months of winter training finally pay dividends.
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:25,
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mmmmmmmMMMMMMMM
hot nuns.
I think I may go and have a wank lie down
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:37,
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I think I may go and have a
Request: can a kind and lovely b3tan point me at the...
"118 quid for fucking directory enquiries" pisstake of the 118 vest design? Have tried searching the board but to no avail. Mucho ta.
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:22,
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and he went,
click, clickity-clack on the stairs.
edit: (with Dutchbirds clogs on).
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:26,
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edit: (with Dutchbirds clogs on).
they're coming down the stairs
very fast... they slipped on their discarded peel from the night before, that'll teach them not to undress in such a hurry!
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:32,
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For some reason
I find this a fascinating thread and the image of a mouse in clogs highly entertaining.
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:32,
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if the spazz was working
I could get you a linkie for the song...
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:33,
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I think you take my use of the verb 'point'
a bit too literally.
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:24,
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I think
you misunderstand his point entirely.
Have you tried ringing 118118 and asking them for the number for directory enquiries?
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:28,
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Have you tried ringing 118118 and asking them for the number for directory enquiries?
I work in a related industry...
...and have heard some absolute horror stories about 118 118. But they have John Scott Martin in their adverts as the old 192 man so they can't be all bad.
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:33,
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It's quite chilly out today.
does anyone else think I should have bought a hat with me?
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:26,
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I only wear a hat.
Nothing else. One does not feel naked when wearing a hat.
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:29,
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Correction... Rugby union is shit.....
Ref blows whistle = scrum
someoe picks up ball = scrum
someone drops ball = scrum
someone in crowd farts = scrum etc......
Boring....
Rugby League is much nore interesting... ;) Much better and faster game....
(*wiganer, so it's in the blood....*)
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:27,
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someoe picks up ball = scrum
someone drops ball = scrum
someone in crowd farts = scrum etc......
Boring....
Rugby League is much nore interesting... ;) Much better and faster game....
(*wiganer, so it's in the blood....*)
I see
'blood' being the operative word.
I'm a southern softie, who's common. So I'm genetically of the opinion that rugger is shite in all forms.
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:31,
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I'm a southern softie, who's common. So I'm genetically of the opinion that rugger is shite in all forms.
yeah
it would be so much better if they had to wear glittery tutus and kick a ball made of fake fur instead
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:21,
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or all had to look after a sleeping kitten
rather than pound each other's faces in for 80 minutes then get buggered sensless in the communal bath
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:25,
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The game isn't fluffy
but the fans are certainly alot fluffier than football fans anyway.
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:34,
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Tiger: Why is this kid kicking me in the eye?
B3tans: We don't know. No-one knows. Also, you have Michael Jackson on your back. It's a mystery.
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:16,
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it does
but if I had a kid, I know which one I'd feel safest leaving it with
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:21,
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Huzzah!
anyone seen jacko's arrest sheet? WhyTF do they need a picture? just write freaky psycho clown Jackson and everyone knows who you mean
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:20,
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maybe they're worried
they may accidentally arrest another kiddie tampering white plastic 80s pop legend called Michael Jackson
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:22,
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it's technology gone mad
quick, stick it in the challenge ideas :)
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:14,
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I just think the whole idea's freaky.
It'll be new boobs next, I warn you.....
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:17,
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You saw my swift edit incase he get's the wrong idea
can't have that! LOL
He needs some amphetamines or something!
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:21,
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He needs some amphetamines or something!
Yes, that'll be next
realistic copies of peoples arses. Hell, that could make the office party interesting! Orifice. :p
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:15,
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Errrmmmmmm
That's ten months old! Hardly cutting edge science!
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:14,
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I just found it this morning
and unless you already knew about it, it's new.
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:16,
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Not exactly...
...though I read about it in the wife's copy of the new scientist ages ago.
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:19,
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Pfft!
Tissue printing indeed.
Next you will be in awe of the simplistic principle of portable blackhole key rings.
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:22,
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Next you will be in awe of the simplistic principle of portable blackhole key rings.
Taken to it's extremity...
...you could design a pet in photoshop and print it for real.
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:15,
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Bloody hell
Damm right.
Showing my ignorance, are the cells printed able to grow or would they stay at the level of development they were at when printed?
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:17,
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Showing my ignorance, are the cells printed able to grow or would they stay at the level of development they were at when printed?
presumably
they'd act like any other cell, and age and die in accordance with the remaining natural laws that haven't yet been repealed by science
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:18,
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depends on the type of cells I suppose.
If you had stem cells and a bloody clever printer you could print each different cell separately. Though I imagine it will be used for skin/heart tissue for minor repairs.
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:19,
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Madness
TJ: Dick Van Dyke is on This Morning later...huzzah, I bet he slags off Quincy
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:15,
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The cheese jets would be forever blocking though,
don't you think?
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:22,
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probably
the anchovy jets would be self-cleaning with those little bones, though
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:29,
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Anchovy jets.
why does that sound like a euphemism? And for what? I feel queasy now!
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:33,
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the colouring is superb
what do you draw in and how do you get such crisp colouring
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:11,
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yes
I would also like to know that. I hate colouring in. Impart knowledge. Impart it hard
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:17,
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well...
I draw using paper and pencil, but you should check out this tutorial: www.lithiummelange.com/Lithium_Melange_Tutorial.htm
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:18,
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And there, if I ever saw one, was an example of poor dental hygeine
poor chaps only got two teeth left.
Woo to the pic though! :D
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:18,
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Woo to the pic though! :D
I saw the caption before the pic loaded
and was hoping for a Kirsten Dunst (Mary-Jane) picture.
To say I was scared shitless is an understatement.
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:06,
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To say I was scared shitless is an understatement.
Broken central heating?
that happened to me in Spring 2001. Unbelievably awful experience. The middle of April, on the balmy south coast of England, no central heating and it fuckin' SNOWED!
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:08,
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I'm effing freezing, no hot water
and I'm waiting for a £30 per half hour plumber :(
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:10,
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it gets colder and colder
as the days pass, the heat slowly dissipates from the house. I was wearing 3 pairs of socks. Sorry to be the bringer of bad news and all...
but at least if it snows it will be November
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:13,
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but at least if it snows it will be November
Happened to me last week.....
Took 6 days and 150 quid to fix the pump..... We rano ut of Hot water after day 2.
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:35,
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hehehe
I do like that!
as for the source... "is that a wig? SIR, NO SIR!"
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:04,
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as for the source... "is that a wig? SIR, NO SIR!"
hehe
thats great.
(took me a while to figure out where to reply!)
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:01,
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(took me a while to figure out where to reply!)
that's great
but it upsets me that the subject line gives it away... crop the pick and put it in the real subject line, then it'd be perfecT!
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:02,
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what
you mean the one that requires things to be 280 pixels wide? Are you on crack?
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:17,
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it wouldnt work on the FP
what with there being a lack of grey lines there and all
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:17,
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that's bloody terrific
excellent artwork on the spunkage. I hope it's artwork.
Have a happy dog for your efforts:
I got some exciting news yesterday. When I'm sure I can tell people you lot'll be the first to know
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:03,
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Have a happy dog for your efforts:
I got some exciting news yesterday. When I'm sure I can tell people you lot'll be the first to know
When I'm sure I can tell people
you lot'll be the first to know. (Sorry about the Politician's answer.)
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:06,
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hehe
It was seeing this post of yours that inspired me. Woo to you, Sir.
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:10,
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ideas for this week's challenge
being collected right here, right now.
Add yours to these:
* If all movies were Disney? (Herr Tezcat)
* The man from Del-Monte (Reverend teabag)
* Bananas
* The Sport of Kings. What sports will royals play if we ban hunting?
* Travel Guides (Bovine)
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:58,
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Add yours to these:
* If all movies were Disney? (Herr Tezcat)
* The man from Del-Monte (Reverend teabag)
* Bananas
* The Sport of Kings. What sports will royals play if we ban hunting?
* Travel Guides (Bovine)
If Humans weren't the dominant species...
Animals with jobs
B3tan fucking Olympics!
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:58,
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B3tan fucking Olympics!
I once did a picture of a springbok jizz-mopper.
I ws rather proud of it, but it is gone now.
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:10,
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*innocence*
I went to an Aminal sanctuary, look:
www.tomandphil.nildram.co.uk/b3ta/gimmedefeckincarrots.jpg
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:07,
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www.tomandphil.nildram.co.uk/b3ta/gimmedefeckincarrots.jpg
Tomsk
looks rubbish in the mornings, doesn't he?*
*please don't hit me
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:11,
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*please don't hit me
hah
you've seen tomsk in the mornings - the donkey is a veritable beauty queen in comparison.
Unless you were mistaking me for Tomsk, in which case I shall indeed hit you.
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:14,
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Unless you were mistaking me for Tomsk, in which case I shall indeed hit you.
"Behind closed draws"
what all our stuff gets up to when we close draws and cupboards so we can't see it.
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:01,
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I don't remember
suggesting Travel Guides...or did I.
Modern Aesops Fables.
Urban Myths, THE TRUTH
Demonic Creatures.
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:01,
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Modern Aesops Fables.
Urban Myths, THE TRUTH
Demonic Creatures.
.
Life on Mars.
The real reason dinosaurs became extinct.
Sandwich fillings.
New world religions and saints.
Alternative history- What if a historic event had turned out differently?
Shop a clown.
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:01,
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The real reason dinosaurs became extinct.
Sandwich fillings.
New world religions and saints.
Alternative history- What if a historic event had turned out differently?
Shop a clown.
Ooh I like that
Real life cartoons idea
All pianos and safes and tweety birds...
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:11,
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All pianos and safes and tweety birds...
My pennerth
a) The things in my shed
b) Supermarket romance
c) Things to do in a lift
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:03,
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b) Supermarket romance
c) Things to do in a lift
Life In An Alternate Reality
Windows addons that were never made
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:04,
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What goes on under the hood.
i.e. what little creatures are hiding in your favorite celbrities making them do all the silly things they do? or what type of miniature gnomes really run the gears in the clock tower?
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:04,
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I love this.
- where are they now? the afterlives of the formerly famous
- new sports
- pangolins. they rule
- photoshop a nursery rhyme
- new uses for cheese
- Ghostbusters! Ermmm...
- ROCK Music - make something ROCK!
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:04,
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- new sports
- pangolins. they rule
- photoshop a nursery rhyme
- new uses for cheese
- Ghostbusters! Ermmm...
- ROCK Music - make something ROCK!
I must have missed
that first time round. sometimes the challenge passes me by.
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:09,
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Wedding pictures
(particularly the ones the bride and groom aren't so proud of)
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:05,
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Ill thought out Diets
Alternate uses for pogo-sticks
Children's games in an age of gangsta rap.
The ultimate cabinet (as in the government).
Unlikely celebrity chefs.
what hibernating animals realy get up to.
Bad recruitment policies.
New sources of renewable energy.
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:06,
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Children's games in an age of gangsta rap.
The ultimate cabinet (as in the government).
Unlikely celebrity chefs.
what hibernating animals realy get up to.
Bad recruitment policies.
New sources of renewable energy.
Turning Japanese
Brass monkeys? It's soo cold..
The truth about
Photoshop a smell.
The future is.
Sorry I'm late
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder
Superstitions
Define Fluffy
Watermelons, Cranberries and happy baby orangutans.
Previous owners
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:13,
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The truth about
Photoshop a smell.
The future is.
Sorry I'm late
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder
Superstitions
Define Fluffy
Watermelons, Cranberries and happy baby orangutans.
Previous owners
how about
Sports are crap, invent some new ones
Upgrade your pet
Photoshop the bible or something
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:16,
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Upgrade your pet
Photoshop the bible or something
Here's one I haven't suggested for a while
"If things were made of other things."
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:18,
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is
it really challenge time again so soooon ?
ideas the goodies could use if they were still going ..
Tv shows you would really like to see...
Pets in space..
what you can see looking out of your window..
extreme window cleaning..
The people you see in drs waiting rooms..
toys you would really like to see for christmans 2004..
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:23,
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ideas the goodies could use if they were still going ..
Tv shows you would really like to see...
Pets in space..
what you can see looking out of your window..
extreme window cleaning..
The people you see in drs waiting rooms..
toys you would really like to see for christmans 2004..
Dinosaurs !!!!!
New signs of the Zodiac
New road signs you'd like to see
What really lurks under the bed and/or closet
Vegetables and their fiendish plots
Meld technology with flesh
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:31,
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New signs of the Zodiac
New road signs you'd like to see
What really lurks under the bed and/or closet
Vegetables and their fiendish plots
Meld technology with flesh
Oh! Oh! Oh! Me Sir! Me Sir!
Photoshop a word
eg: What would a "Mingle" look like?
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:36,
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eg: What would a "Mingle" look like?
Individually all the components look fantastic - just doesn't work when you put them together.
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:58,
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go for it!
although i thankfully don't have an urge to get to burger king...
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:59,
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Its like
cocaine...or Jelly...or cheese...or pies.
Once you start, you'll never stop.
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:59,
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Once you start, you'll never stop.
unbelievable.
The plasterer just turned up, looked at the hole in the ceiling, and said "Ooh, I'll have to just call the office in London about that..."
He nipped outside to phone and I hung around. I've just looked out in the car park and the bastard has LEFT. Without saying a word...
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:59,
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He nipped outside to phone and I hung around. I've just looked out in the car park and the bastard has LEFT. Without saying a word...
Mornin'
& thanks for the Fallout pics - have ordered the t-shirt!
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:59,
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i suppose you dont NEED to see it
sorry it's 5:00 am here...
should i delete it?
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:55,
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should i delete it?
actually
all the grain texture and saturations matching causes it to be one of my more technically impressive shops... which makes me even sadder that you think it's crap
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:58,
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I don't think it's crap...
...but the problem with tattyplopping yer mates is that no one gets the joke. I don't even know which one is your mate.
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:00,
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just do this:
1) look at the pic
2) see a pimp hat
3) giggle
maybe it's just me...
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Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:07,
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2) see a pimp hat
3) giggle
maybe it's just me...
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