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# It wasn't Sedgefield they went to...


'lo all - long time no post

(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:38, archived)
# hehehe
I don't usually like political ones, but I like that one
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:41, archived)
#
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:38, archived)
# Holy Jesus
Thats a bit good!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:38, archived)
# likes
that...
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:39, archived)
# wooyaysuperfreaky!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:39, archived)
# Ooooh lordy!
That's very woo
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:40, archived)
# Jolly Good.
Is that the kitty in the blender(Woo)?

I like that.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:40, archived)
# yes
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:41, archived)
# I think that is
class in a glass!!!

(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:42, archived)
# Oh bloody hell
that's both woo yay and boo hiss
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:43, archived)
# argh!
cat-eye!!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:40, archived)
# Oooo!
Nicely done, sir.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:41, archived)
# very good
woo, to you, too
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:41, archived)
# Quality!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:44, archived)
# eek!
that's a bit scary
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:57, archived)
# Oh wow
lovely
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:59, archived)
# Mornin'
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:35, archived)
# I've got a shiney
too!


woo!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:36, archived)
# Need!
Need!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:37, archived)
# has anyone got
Colin Clarke (Southampton, circa 19 fucking 90)?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:42, archived)
# Argh
put it away, no-one wants to see that
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:37, archived)
# Yay!
I love that!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:36, archived)
# Yay!
Morning all
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:36, archived)
# Yaaay
takes me back a bit, i can still remember yelling out "NEEEEEEEEED" like i was straining for a big poo
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:37, archived)
# I think
this is a boy thing ;)
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:37, archived)
# hahahah
Probably much like that.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:37, archived)
# That's
fucking great!!!!!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:37, archived)
# Arf!
That's pretty much perfect
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:38, archived)
# *Chortle*
I like that = woo yay
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:39, archived)
# hehhe
that's grand!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:39, archived)
# great
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:39, archived)
# that
reminds me im buying that on dvd soon....
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:40, archived)
# hahaha brill
i used to do that
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:44, archived)
# That's very funny!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:45, archived)
# first post
and first pic... please dont' be too rough =)
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:33, archived)
# Yay
welcome we love you

dont think i quite get it though?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:33, archived)
# Me either
but welcome to b3ta - keeping the infernaweb fluffy(ish) since 2001.

Is the source pic one of Teaseress' photos?

Edit: Perhaps not.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:38, archived)
# You mean one of
those photos?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:44, archived)
# i must enter a subject.
the original post (which now i can't find a link for) was protesters in england spelling out "Bush Go Home"...

...as for the eat at joe's, it's just a common thing here in america, mostly in older cartoons, etc, there'd always be signs saying "eat at joe's" and whatnot. meh. thanks for being fluffy though!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:53, archived)
# I gotcha.
I think the photo is from the Tate Modern Gallery or somesuch, so it's not unlikely there'll be other photos around of the same thing.

Good work though - unfortunately there's not too many US b3tans around at this time of day.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:57, archived)
# Hello!
*waves*
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:34, archived)
# I'm waiting...
I'm waiting...

no it's still not animating

"welcome to joe's apartment, it's our apartment too; we've been here for a hundred million years and we'll be here long after you!"
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:35, archived)
# Funky tooowel
towels got the funk.
Ohh yeah.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:36, archived)
# yay!
that makes 3 of us... which reminds me, I still need to "back up" my DVD so stouffer can "borrow" it...
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:38, archived)
# 'Us'
Am I in a Tod Browning film again?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:45, archived)
# yay!
I saw the original picture - am I right in assuming it was poo?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:35, archived)
# But we like it rough!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:36, archived)
# Welcome to the land of fluffiness.
Quick! Somebody post a 'You'll never leave' pic!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:36, archived)
# OK
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:38, archived)
# woot! welcome!
/i don't get it
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:37, archived)
# I read that as
Eat the Shoes
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:40, archived)
# Me too
And worse, I did.

My wife's gonna kill me!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:00, archived)
# Morning all! Bush has been caught with his pants down again...
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:28, archived)
# Yay
he has lady gussett!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:28, archived)
# But
do you think he is a gusset typist?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:29, archived)
# No
doubt they look like spaniels ears by now...
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:30, archived)
# it's well trim, mind.
no hint of pant beard.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:30, archived)
# I like a world leader...
...who still takes the time to maintain a tidy undercarriage.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:31, archived)
# I bet Magaret 'Thatcher'
had a fanny like Brian Blessed's beard.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:33, archived)
# Hahahahaha
there was something of the German about her.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:34, archived)
# The walk?
or her hairy back?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:34, archived)
# her stonking great bratwurst
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:35, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahaha
Stuffed down her large knickers.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:36, archived)
# or a penis
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:31, archived)
# tucked
between his legs
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:35, archived)
# You have a woman's gusset, milord!
I'll wager that dainty gusset never weighed anchor in a storm.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:31, archived)
# Would you mind
Not taking my name in vain ?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:33, archived)
# you
mail me

I'm bored

and have managed to delete all your other mails

the shame!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:36, archived)
# sorted!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:48, archived)
# Well, it's Children in Need day...
...and my school's fancy dress theme for this year is Pirates!

YAARRRRR!!!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:25, archived)
# Children in Need, eh?
Yyaaaaaaarrrrrrr!!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:26, archived)
# To tie in with the Victorian theme....
Children in need....
...of a damned good thrashing!....
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:28, archived)
# And Jesus Sayeth
"Suffer the children...."

and I agree

Make them Suffer !
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:37, archived)
# so
that's why I saw hundreds of pirates, parrots(!), dwarves and witches this morning!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:29, archived)
# no
that was just because of the drugs
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:31, archived)
# yay for children in need
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:27, archived)
# Oh bumnuts
so it is. So, no telly for me tonight
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:28, archived)
# If you want to help
Give children some speed...
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:28, archived)
# oh great. a day of enforced wackiness.
just what i need.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:28, archived)
# The Zany Police
What's all this then? You boy! put that pen down and find a custard pie NOW! you slag
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:31, archived)
# i guess that at least children in need
doesn't make me feel as genocidal as comic relief.

look! i work in an office! and i've got a red nose on!

cranberry.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:41, archived)
# he he he`
that'll explain why is saw school girls dressed as girl guides and st trinians on my drive to work this morning.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:31, archived)
# !
*rubs legs*
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:35, archived)
# Stop rubbing
their legs!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:37, archived)
# Michael
would be proud
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:38, archived)
# Shamon
Motherfucker.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:44, archived)
# All those cold months of winter training finally pay dividends.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:25, archived)
# er?
an explanation may be helpful with this one
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:32, archived)
# well i like it
i love monkeys!!!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:34, archived)
# Its monkeys
doing long jump... no explaination needed
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:39, archived)
# Huzzah!
monkey monkey jump!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:41, archived)
#
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:24, archived)
# ARGH!
See, that's what religion does to you
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:25, archived)
# Nuns!
Phwoar!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:27, archived)
# For you and your fetish:
Razzle...
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:32, archived)
# Good lord.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:35, archived)
# Do you
need to sit down?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:37, archived)
# It may be time for him to bash his bible.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:38, archived)
# Only
if I don't want to get up again for a little while.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:39, archived)
# *right-click, save as...*
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:35, archived)
# mmmmmmmMMMMMMMM
hot nuns.
I think I may go and have a wank lie down
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:37, archived)
# .
*horn*

I really, really need to get a life...
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:38, archived)
# it's a dirty habit
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:39, archived)
# that makes
my keyboard sticky
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:47, archived)
# Request: can a kind and lovely b3tan point me at the...
"118 quid for fucking directory enquiries" pisstake of the 118 vest design? Have tried searching the board but to no avail. Mucho ta.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:22, archived)
# it's over there
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:23, archived)
# under the stair
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:24, archived)
# right
there..
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:25, archived)
# A little brown mouse
with clogs on....
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:25, archived)
# little fucker
nicked my clogs.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:25, archived)
# and he went,
click, clickity-clack on the stairs.

edit: (with Dutchbirds clogs on).
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:26, archived)
#
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:28, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:29, archived)
# Lloyd Cheeseman
Likes !!!!!!!!!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:30, archived)
# Marvellous!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:31, archived)
# he'd better mind out
for the bananas in pyjamas
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:30, archived)
# they're coming down the stairs
very fast... they slipped on their discarded peel from the night before, that'll teach them not to undress in such a hurry!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:32, archived)
# For some reason
I find this a fascinating thread and the image of a mouse in clogs highly entertaining.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:32, archived)
# if the spazz was working
I could get you a linkie for the song...
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:33, archived)
# I think you take my use of the verb 'point'
a bit too literally.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:24, archived)
# I think
you misunderstand his point entirely.
Have you tried ringing 118118 and asking them for the number for directory enquiries?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:28, archived)
# I work in a related industry...
...and have heard some absolute horror stories about 118 118. But they have John Scott Martin in their adverts as the old 192 man so they can't be all bad.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:33, archived)
# It's quite chilly out today.
does anyone else think I should have bought a hat with me?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:26, archived)
# I only wear a hat.
Nothing else. One does not feel naked when wearing a hat.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:29, archived)
# But wouldn't it be a bit
nippley out then?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:32, archived)
# .



Is rugby shit if it's fluffy?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:16, archived)
# rugby's always shit
100% of FACT
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:17, archived)
# Ho hum


C'mon England...

Sorry

(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:22, archived)
# Correction... Rugby union is shit.....
Ref blows whistle = scrum
someoe picks up ball = scrum
someone drops ball = scrum
someone in crowd farts = scrum etc......

Boring....

Rugby League is much nore interesting... ;) Much better and faster game....
(*wiganer, so it's in the blood....*)
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:27, archived)
# I see
'blood' being the operative word.
I'm a southern softie, who's common. So I'm genetically of the opinion that rugger is shite in all forms.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:31, archived)
# Rugby is shit
because it isn't fluffy. Woo!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:18, archived)
# yeah
it would be so much better if they had to wear glittery tutus and kick a ball made of fake fur instead
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:21, archived)
# or all had to look after a sleeping kitten
rather than pound each other's faces in for 80 minutes then get buggered sensless in the communal bath
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:25, archived)
# The game isn't fluffy
but the fans are certainly alot fluffier than football fans anyway.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:34, archived)
# I don't know
what is this rugby of which you speak?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:22, archived)
# it's a town in
warwickshire, isn't it?

and a brand of cement.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:30, archived)
# Rugby is Shit
I live there.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:40, archived)
# .


(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:15, archived)
# Tiger: Why is this kid kicking me in the eye?
B3tans: We don't know. No-one knows. Also, you have Michael Jackson on your back. It's a mystery.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:16, archived)
# phew
it's just me that can't see it then
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:17, archived)
# It looks quite
Dangerous
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:18, archived)
# it does
but if I had a kid, I know which one I'd feel safest leaving it with
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:21, archived)
# Have you seen his shoes?
They're a mystery in themselves
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:21, archived)
# Huzzah!
anyone seen jacko's arrest sheet? WhyTF do they need a picture? just write freaky psycho clown Jackson and everyone knows who you mean
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:20, archived)
# maybe they're worried
they may accidentally arrest another kiddie tampering white plastic 80s pop legend called Michael Jackson
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:22, archived)
# Mind blown....... :O
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:11, archived)
# it's technology gone mad
quick, stick it in the challenge ideas :)
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:14, archived)
# I just think the whole idea's freaky.
It'll be new boobs next, I warn you.....
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:17, archived)
# why
are your old ones wearing down? :D
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:17, archived)
# No, they're fine.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:19, archived)
# *warms hands*
um... he's not watching, is he? ;)
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:19, archived)
# You saw my swift edit incase he get's the wrong idea
can't have that! LOL

He needs some amphetamines or something!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:21, archived)
# you're obviously
more than he can handle :D
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:22, archived)
# hurrah
new technological advancement in photocopying arses :)
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:14, archived)
# Yes, that'll be next
realistic copies of peoples arses. Hell, that could make the office party interesting! Orifice. :p
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:15, archived)
# Errrmmmmmm
That's ten months old! Hardly cutting edge science!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:14, archived)
# I just found it this morning
and unless you already knew about it, it's new.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:16, archived)
# you've been doing it for years
no doubt.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:18, archived)
# Not exactly...
...though I read about it in the wife's copy of the new scientist ages ago.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:19, archived)
# Smarty pants
:p
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:21, archived)
# ;)
Razzle...
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:23, archived)
# *splutter*
bwuhahahahahahahahahahaha!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:25, archived)
# you're
looking good
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:28, archived)
# Pfft!
Tissue printing indeed.

Next you will be in awe of the simplistic principle of portable blackhole key rings.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:22, archived)
# I'm
a little scared....

But, that's bloody clever!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:14, archived)
# Taken to it's extremity...
...you could design a pet in photoshop and print it for real.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:15, archived)
# hehhehe
that would be funny!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:16, archived)
# tedmus
will be wanting an A1-sized printer, then
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:16, archived)
# Bloody hell
Damm right.

Showing my ignorance, are the cells printed able to grow or would they stay at the level of development they were at when printed?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:17, archived)
# presumably
they'd act like any other cell, and age and die in accordance with the remaining natural laws that haven't yet been repealed by science
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:18, archived)
# Ah
I see... :)
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:19, archived)
# depends on the type of cells I suppose.
If you had stem cells and a bloody clever printer you could print each different cell separately. Though I imagine it will be used for skin/heart tissue for minor repairs.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:19, archived)
# Or
Breasts
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:19, archived)
# yes
breasts
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:20, archived)
# Mmmmmm
Breasts....
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:20, archived)
# a
breast printer....would never need to leave the house...
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:24, archived)
# Madness
TJ: Dick Van Dyke is on This Morning later...huzzah, I bet he slags off Quincy
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:15, archived)
# that is nuts
can't wait til i can photocopy pizza!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:19, archived)
# ooh
select your toppings by changing the cartridge...
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:20, archived)
# The cheese jets would be forever blocking though,
don't you think?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:22, archived)
# probably
the anchovy jets would be self-cleaning with those little bones, though
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:29, archived)
# Anchovy jets.
why does that sound like a euphemism? And for what? I feel queasy now!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:33, archived)
# you brought that on yourself
I had nothing to do with it :P
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:36, archived)
# Yes
Yes I did

/looks penitent
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:41, archived)
# morning all
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:07, archived)
# awwwwww
that's so cute
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:08, archived)
# puff the magic?
(woo)
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:08, archived)
# awwww
woo
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:09, archived)
# Aaawww,
I bet he has trouble scratching his arse.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:09, archived)
# hmm...
that's so true...and sick as well
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:10, archived)
# *offers consolatory finger*
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:11, archived)
# Yay
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:11, archived)
# unlucky
about the central heating
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:13, archived)
# the colouring is superb
what do you draw in and how do you get such crisp colouring
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:11, archived)
# yes
I would also like to know that. I hate colouring in. Impart knowledge. Impart it hard
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:17, archived)
# well...
I draw using paper and pencil, but you should check out this tutorial: www.lithiummelange.com/Lithium_Melange_Tutorial.htm
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:18, archived)
# mmmm...
...computer coloured norks
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:20, archived)
# superb!
i will read it right now!

many thanks!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:21, archived)
# And there, if I ever saw one, was an example of poor dental hygeine
poor chaps only got two teeth left.

Woo to the pic though! :D
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:18, archived)
# mj after regression therapy
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:03, archived)
# Jesus!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:04, archived)
# AHHHHH!!
the devil's own work! Blimey! That's a big woo
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:05, archived)
# I saw the caption before the pic loaded
and was hoping for a Kirsten Dunst (Mary-Jane) picture.

To say I was scared shitless is an understatement.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:06, archived)
# Aaargh
Morning All
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:07, archived)
# Broken central heating?
that happened to me in Spring 2001. Unbelievably awful experience. The middle of April, on the balmy south coast of England, no central heating and it fuckin' SNOWED!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:08, archived)
# I'm effing freezing, no hot water
and I'm waiting for a £30 per half hour plumber :(
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:10, archived)
# it gets colder and colder
as the days pass, the heat slowly dissipates from the house. I was wearing 3 pairs of socks. Sorry to be the bringer of bad news and all...
but at least if it snows it will be November
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:13, archived)
# Happened to me last week.....
Took 6 days and 150 quid to fix the pump..... We rano ut of Hot water after day 2.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:35, archived)
# errrrrrrrrrm

Bury it!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:08, archived)
# Better out than in


Thanks to Reverend Dan for the punnage.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:02, archived)
# hehe
woo!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:03, archived)
# oh that made me chuckle
(and guffaw too)
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:04, archived)
# So you chuffawed...
...or guckled?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:07, archived)
# i was going to guffuck
but it became a gufwatermelon
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:08, archived)
#
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:01, archived)
# eek!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:01, archived)
# hehe
fantastic
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:01, archived)
# Reminds me of someone
Tom Selleck?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:01, archived)
# You're right!
And woo to that.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:02, archived)
# hehehe
I do like that!

as for the source... "is that a wig? SIR, NO SIR!"
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:04, archived)
# Lol
likes lotty.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:05, archived)
# You would, wouldn't you?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:00, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahah
Looks like my PC at home!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:00, archived)
# Looks like my PC at home!
...I am at home!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:21, archived)
# hahahaha
that's good that
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:01, archived)
# hahaha
now clean it up
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:01, archived)
# heheh
i like that!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:01, archived)
# hehe
thats great.

(took me a while to figure out where to reply!)
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:01, archived)
# spunktastic
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:02, archived)
# Fantastic!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:02, archived)
# that's great
but it upsets me that the subject line gives it away... crop the pick and put it in the real subject line, then it'd be perfecT!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:02, archived)
# Ahh, of course.
Done.

it's my 1st one of these :)
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:08, archived)
# yay!
YAYAYAYAYAY!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:08, archived)
# go on
click it... you know you want to ;)
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:09, archived)
#
...I don't understand?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:12, archived)
# that extra link
you have...
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:14, archived)
# what
you mean the one that requires things to be 280 pixels wide? Are you on crack?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:17, archived)
# bah
shame HTML resize doesn't just crop, instead of squish
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:19, archived)
# it wouldnt work on the FP
what with there being a lack of grey lines there and all
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:17, archived)
# i don't remember typing that!
;)

ha hah hah hah!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:02, archived)
# Eh..ahhh- EWWWWWWW!
Must not wipe screen!

WOO!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:03, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha
its disgusting, I tell 'ee.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:03, archived)
# that's bloody terrific
excellent artwork on the spunkage. I hope it's artwork.

Have a happy dog for your efforts:

I got some exciting news yesterday. When I'm sure I can tell people you lot'll be the first to know
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:03, archived)
# Ooh,
are you to be published?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:05, archived)
# When I'm sure I can tell people
you lot'll be the first to know. (Sorry about the Politician's answer.)
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:06, archived)
# Your gender reassignment...
...has been approved?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:06, archived)
# Thats not fair I am sure I was before him in the queue!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:11, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
that's an impressive load. woo!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:05, archived)
# More than a teaspoon
full.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:07, archived)
# fucking good
VERY fucking good
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:06, archived)
# Hang on I'll just sort this mess out...
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:09, archived)
# hehe
It was seeing this post of yours that inspired me. Woo to you, Sir.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:10, archived)
# You actually
did all the type yourself though didn't you?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:13, archived)
# yep
Typing over the screenshot with 12pt Arial.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:14, archived)
# yay
that's brilliant!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:22, archived)
# Hard to FP
...but you deserve one for that!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:24, archived)
# crikey
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:34, archived)
# oh... OH...
it took me awhile to realise anything was wrong
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:29, archived)
# Ewwww
that's fab - took me a while to spot what you'd done!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 8:58, archived)
# ideas for this week's challenge
being collected right here, right now.

Add yours to these:
* If all movies were Disney? (Herr Tezcat)
* The man from Del-Monte (Reverend teabag)
* Bananas
* The Sport of Kings. What sports will royals play if we ban hunting?
* Travel Guides (Bovine)
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:58, archived)
# If Humans weren't the dominant species...
Animals with jobs
B3tan fucking Olympics!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:58, archived)
# We've done the
fucking olympics before :)
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:59, archived)
# I wish I had...
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:03, archived)
# I like animals with jobs.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:00, archived)
# I once did a picture of a springbok jizz-mopper.
I ws rather proud of it, but it is gone now.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:10, archived)
# war, huh!
what is it good for?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:59, archived)
# thats a gud un
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:13, archived)
# After the revolution.
For a change.........
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:59, archived)
# The fortitude
of the English?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:01, archived)
# What I Did
On My Holidays.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:01, archived)
# I don't want to know
You naughty little mynx!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:02, archived)
# *innocence*
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:07, archived)
# The donkey
seems concerned.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:08, archived)
# AWWWWWWWWW!
That's so cute!

*claps hands*
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:08, archived)
# Tomsk
looks rubbish in the mornings, doesn't he?*



*please don't hit me
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:11, archived)
# hah
you've seen tomsk in the mornings - the donkey is a veritable beauty queen in comparison.

Unless you were mistaking me for Tomsk, in which case I shall indeed hit you.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:14, archived)
# "Behind closed draws"
what all our stuff gets up to when we close draws and cupboards so we can't see it.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:01, archived)
# Title of the next Indiana Jones movie
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:01, archived)
# I don't remember
suggesting Travel Guides...or did I.

Modern Aesops Fables.
Urban Myths, THE TRUTH
Demonic Creatures.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:01, archived)
# It were
ages ago when you called yourself Bovine2000
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:12, archived)
# .
Life on Mars.
The real reason dinosaurs became extinct.
Sandwich fillings.
New world religions and saints.
Alternative history- What if a historic event had turned out differently?
Shop a clown.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:01, archived)
# if real life events were ruled by the laws of cartoons
?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:02, archived)
# Ooh I like that
Real life cartoons idea
All pianos and safes and tweety birds...
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:11, archived)
# My pennerth
a) The things in my shed
b) Supermarket romance
c) Things to do in a lift
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:03, archived)
#
"that isn't right"

"After they were famous"

"If I had my way"
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:03, archived)
# mind
piss!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:05, archived)
# proof positive
that it is a good idea.


maybe
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:08, archived)
# Life In An Alternate Reality
Windows addons that were never made
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:04, archived)
# What goes on under the hood.
i.e. what little creatures are hiding in your favorite celbrities making them do all the silly things they do? or what type of miniature gnomes really run the gears in the clock tower?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:04, archived)
# I love this.
- where are they now? the afterlives of the formerly famous
- new sports
- pangolins. they rule
- photoshop a nursery rhyme
- new uses for cheese
- Ghostbusters! Ermmm...
- ROCK Music - make something ROCK!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:04, archived)
# nursery rhymes
again?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:06, archived)
# I must have missed
that first time round. sometimes the challenge passes me by.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:09, archived)
# ah
well, they were modernised... I suppose that's different
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:10, archived)
# 101 uses for a dead...
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:04, archived)
# Wedding pictures
(particularly the ones the bride and groom aren't so proud of)
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:05, archived)
# Ill thought out Diets
Alternate uses for pogo-sticks
Children's games in an age of gangsta rap.
The ultimate cabinet (as in the government).
Unlikely celebrity chefs.

what hibernating animals realy get up to.

Bad recruitment policies.
New sources of renewable energy.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:06, archived)
# yes! YES!
hibernating animals! lots of hodgeheg pics!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:21, archived)
# Turning Japanese
Brass monkeys? It's soo cold..
The truth about
Photoshop a smell.
The future is.
Sorry I'm late
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder
Superstitions
Define Fluffy
Watermelons, Cranberries and happy baby orangutans.
Previous owners
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:13, archived)
# how about
Sports are crap, invent some new ones
Upgrade your pet
Photoshop the bible or something
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:16, archived)
# Here's one I haven't suggested for a while
"If things were made of other things."
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:18, archived)
# is
it really challenge time again so soooon ?

ideas the goodies could use if they were still going ..
Tv shows you would really like to see...
Pets in space..
what you can see looking out of your window..
extreme window cleaning..
The people you see in drs waiting rooms..
toys you would really like to see for christmans 2004..
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:23, archived)
# photoshop
a nun
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:23, archived)
# that may have been done
during the "Nun" challenge.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:27, archived)
# perhaps
The Opposite of Extreme Sports?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:28, archived)
# i like that!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:30, archived)
# libel and slander
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:30, archived)
#
Dinosaurs !!!!!
New signs of the Zodiac
New road signs you'd like to see
What really lurks under the bed and/or closet
Vegetables and their fiendish plots
Meld technology with flesh
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:31, archived)
# hurrah!
for all of the above!

(esp. the road signs...)
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:31, archived)
# Police, Camera, Action!
The outtakes.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:34, archived)
# Oh! Oh! Oh! Me Sir! Me Sir!
Photoshop a word

eg: What would a "Mingle" look like?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:36, archived)
# Ive been here a while

(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:54, archived)
# welcome
etc.

woo
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:54, archived)
# Hehehehehe
it's like Sophie Ellis Bextor
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:55, archived)
# ?
does she often polar bear surf?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:55, archived)
#
Individually all the components look fantastic - just doesn't work when you put them together.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:58, archived)
# pithy, succinct and perfect description
of the bextor thing
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:59, archived)
# hehe
it works! woo!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:55, archived)
# fear looks fearful
nice pic
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:57, archived)
# I have the
urge to do more pictures now
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:57, archived)
# go for it!
although i thankfully don't have an urge to get to burger king...
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:59, archived)
# Its like
cocaine...or Jelly...or cheese...or pies.
Once you start, you'll never stop.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:59, archived)
# cheese addicts?
do they go to emmental anonymous?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:00, archived)
# unbelievable.
The plasterer just turned up, looked at the hole in the ceiling, and said "Ooh, I'll have to just call the office in London about that..."

He nipped outside to phone and I hung around. I've just looked out in the car park and the bastard has LEFT. Without saying a word...
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:59, archived)
# A pic of my friend
edited to boost his ego...
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:51, archived)
# If I knew him...
...I'm sure I would find it funny.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:52, archived)
# I'm not sure even then
(morning all btw)
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:54, archived)
# morning
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:54, archived)
# mornin
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:55, archived)
# morning!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:56, archived)
# Have you done us
any comic stuff yet?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:14, archived)
# Mornin'
& thanks for the Fallout pics - have ordered the t-shirt!
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:59, archived)
# Cool! Where from?
Not cafepress I hope?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:13, archived)
#
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:52, archived)
# so
why do we need to see it?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:53, archived)
# i suppose you dont NEED to see it
sorry it's 5:00 am here...
should i delete it?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:55, archived)
# Not because it's 5 AM
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:55, archived)
# but because it's crap?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:56, archived)
# actually
all the grain texture and saturations matching causes it to be one of my more technically impressive shops... which makes me even sadder that you think it's crap
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:58, archived)
# I don't think it's crap...
...but the problem with tattyplopping yer mates is that no one gets the joke. I don't even know which one is your mate.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:00, archived)
# just do this:
1) look at the pic
2) see a pimp hat
3) giggle

maybe it's just me...
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:07, archived)
# hmmmmm
intrigueing...
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:12, archived)
# add noise
is a very difficult thing to do...
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:00, archived)
# now i'm confused
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:57, archived)
# can you not
make your own decisions?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:56, archived)
# move along.
nothing to see here.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:55, archived)
# Can I ask why it is boosting his ego?

Thankyou please.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:58, archived)
# That's the good old standard-issue google pimping hat....
(, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:09, archived)

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