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# ...
(Ap0calypse, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:48, archived)
# Is it a bird?
Is it a plane?

No. Just a cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:49, archived)
# Keep rollin rollin rollin!
though the streams are swollen,
Keep that wagon rolling,
Nohands!

(I helped save b3ta! mikemystery blames the parents, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:46, archived)
# Oooh
the little rascal
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:46, archived)
# no hands?
no image more like!
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:46, archived)
# you haven't put the image
url in...

edit: now you have.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:47, archived)
# ISKETTCCCHHH!!!!!!!!
TJ SORRY
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:47, archived)
# Don't try to understand 'em
just ride and rope and brand 'em
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:48, archived)
# Soon ill be livin high and wide!
All the things im missing
Good humus, love and kissing
waiting at the end of the ride!

Load em down! Shop em up!
Save em down! Post em up!
Load em down! Shop em up!
No hands!

Etc etc...
(I helped save b3ta! mikemystery blames the parents, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:53, archived)
# Ah!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:48, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! robtoo is all out of gum, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:52, archived)
# Since no one shopped that pic below


I'm crap.
(Tonto Popadopolous, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:42, archived)
# That's
what we want to see!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:43, archived)
# agreed
and dancing bovines
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:43, archived)
# everyone
always wants dancing bovines this time of year.
i'm afraid we're out of stock. i can order some in, but they probably won't come until the middle of January
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:45, archived)
# I've got three of the little fuckers
I use them to trap weasels.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:45, archived)
# but don't the weasels often
damage the dancing bovines?
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:55, archived)
# As you wish...
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:48, archived)
# dance bitch
DANNNNNNCE!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:50, archived)
# You love it
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:50, archived)
# I do.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:51, archived)
# Is dat
yoo?
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:51, archived)
# Yiss.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:52, archived)
# I particularly like
your mc hammer like foot flick from your most advanced position to the restarting of your dance. Most woo!

On a related matter - how do you yourselves capture video to gif? and yes you are my gif from video capturing bitches ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:56, archived)
# What I do,
is export the video clip into Flash, then export it back out as a gif, then open it in Imageready and tinker with it.

Sexually.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:57, archived)
# hehe
cheers.

*makes note to download buy flash.
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:06, archived)
# I recognise that video clip!
No wonder you've lost weight - doing that all day ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:51, archived)
# I'm going to start up a
Booty Shaking diet club.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:52, archived)
# I love what your feet do
when it loops.
It'd be great to be able to do that in real life :)
(I helped save b3ta! The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:56, archived)
# that is brilliant
I love the Ninja of Love too.

Always makes me smile.
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:14, archived)
# Yes
but your pic isn't.

woo. (ish) ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:43, archived)
# Yay
tis the thought that counts, or in this case the voices in your head. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:44, archived)
# OCP
own the gungan beardy cops!
you're a gungan beardy cop!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:44, archived)
# thats wonderful
woooo
(Qaramarak, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:44, archived)
# Listen
you fuck !
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:47, archived)
# BRIAN!
I AM HERE TO ARREST AND SUBDUE YOU WITH MY BIG BOOMING VOICE! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA! WILL YOU DEFY ME WITH YOUR PITIFUL GUNS? MY VOICE IS MUCH LOUDER THAN THEM!

Is it bad that I heard Brian's voice in my head saying that as I typed it?
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:48, archived)
# Did anyone else see him
on Terry & Gaby this morning? He was BOOMING as usual!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:49, archived)
# I did
Scared me when Miriam Stoppard said he was a good example, if you want to live longer
(sharkey 1 post a year Average, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:56, archived)
# ha!
this is what we like to see.
ask us to shop a pic for you
and we won't just to be difficult
we're bastards, you know).

but your effort gets a woo.
(yakmonkey, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:49, archived)
# Don't angler santa!

Edit: FP? Yay woo!
(give to ian, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:34, archived)
# That looks a bit like
Sad....

Woo Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:36, archived)
# very nice,
and great nod to finding Nemo./
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:36, archived)
# Woo!
Like it!
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:36, archived)
# Yay,
that's a bit good like! Top drawer
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:36, archived)
# I say
WOO!

(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:36, archived)
# Goodness.
shades of finding nemo/enema/omen/neo
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:36, archived)
# woo yay
fanpabblytastic!
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:36, archived)
# top notch !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:37, archived)
# that's a cracker!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:38, archived)
# super!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:38, archived)
# All I can see is
the first frame.
I thought it was some sort of sick xmas goatse
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:43, archived)
# there's a light
at the end of the tunnel
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:45, archived)
# And it smells of lushness
fact.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:47, archived)
# heh
watch out for rodentia
(Mynd, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:01, archived)
# Woo and Yay
(I helped save b3ta! Thickey, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:40, archived)
# wooo!
That's great
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:18, archived)
# that's excellent !
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 22:52, archived)
# my sinuses aren't half giving me jip.

have a quick picture while i recover
() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:33, archived)
# If only
drawing were that easy. quick? Git if true.

woo ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:35, archived)
# yeah mine are playing up today also
in fact they've been playing up for the last 5 weeks ;(

bastards
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:45, archived)
# Firmly riding the crap knob shots bandwagon
(rejected_lapdancer, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:30, archived)
# ride it hard
naughty bobbies
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:31, archived)
# I read that as
rub it hard
naughty boobies.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:31, archived)
# he he
b3ta longtime..
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:33, archived)
# well
we've all done it at some point , crappy nob pics I mean , not drawing big spunking cocks onto the door of No 10
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:31, archived)
# Oh for that opportunity...
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:35, archived)
# thought
it was a spunking cock BEHIND the door of number 10.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:42, archived)
# Couldn't be arsed to animate it


But thanks for borrowing me you nob ...
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:45, archived)
# or
lending...

/pedant
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:46, archived)
# I don't need to be
borrowed any lends. Really.
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:47, archived)
# Borrowing me you nob....
hmm...
visions...
*splutter*
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:54, archived)
# Mine
as in the sense that ..ermm well i drew it..not mine in the biblical sense..
honestly..guv..
(rejected_lapdancer, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:56, archived)
# I'M, er...

and to all you, 'oh, no look another one' types, shut your mouth you whinging bitches and make something yourself :P
(I helped save b3ta! siamese twins utd., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:29, archived)
# 91...
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:30, archived)
# and i care because?...
(I helped save b3ta! siamese twins utd., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:30, archived)
# how do i know
i'm just counting them.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:32, archived)
# oh, no
look another one!
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:30, archived)
# yes,
yet another person who bitches and doesn't put pics on the board
(I helped save b3ta! siamese twins utd., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:35, archived)
# To keep you happy
have a roasted pea.



edit: moody git.
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:37, archived)
# seconded.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:46, archived)
# Heheheheh
bit specialised is this but it definately is my kinda video
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:31, archived)
# How do you
get teabagged then?
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:32, archived)
# open wide...
...and I'll show you
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:32, archived)
# thats not a proper teabagging
close your eyes...
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:35, archived)
# hurrah
for new window clickies !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:32, archived)
# Been done!
But have this anyway!


(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:31, archived)
# how i love
www.mingthemerciless.com
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:32, archived)
#

not really the same thing, but watermelon it, i haven't got a cock pictue to hand
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:39, archived)
# actually
that's a lie...

(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:41, archived)
# Or
a redex
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:42, archived)
# really?
msn is titting me about for some reason
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:44, archived)
# Yeah
a bit red and a bit Xish at this point in time.
Titting you about? They got any spare for me?
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:46, archived)
# Looks
like brian blessed you say ?
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:41, archived)
[challenge entry] classic suicide tv from the 70s


"Every day is like Sundays"

(I helped save b3ta! mikemystery blames the parents, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:23, archived)
# Ah, pop quiz!
Which of the cast went on to become a successful director?

Answer: The Yorkshire Ripper, top left
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:25, archived)
# wob
weiner?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:27, archived)
# Donny Most?
No No, Henry Winkler? Wait was it that Bosley guy, i think he directed some episodes of "Murder She Wrote" ...no ...hold on
(I helped save b3ta! mikemystery blames the parents, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:27, archived)
# Apperently
the guy that played "Richie Cunningham" his brother was the kid in gentle ben...but. I recon it was the mum. Is she a director?
(I helped save b3ta! mikemystery blames the parents, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:28, archived)
# Hmmm not sure about that
but Joanie loves Chachi 100% FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:29, archived)
# Actually, Robin Williams is a director (ocassionally)
Mork from Ork first appeared on Happy Days! do i win £5?
(I helped save b3ta! mikemystery blames the parents, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:32, archived)
# You sure do,
now I just need your Account Number, Sort Code, PIN and a letter granting me rights of Attourney on letterheaded paper. It'll be right with you.

*checks flights to Bahamas*
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:34, archived)
# Thats the second time this week!
I had to send that to paypal too! Sheesh!
(I helped save b3ta! mikemystery blames the parents, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:48, archived)
# Doh, Ron Howard!
...and his brother was the kid in Gentle Ben, who now turns up in cameos in Ron's films
EDIT: aargh mindpiss!
(Idid, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:28, archived)
# Miiiinddd pissss
fetch a bucket mum! Phil's sprung a leak!
(I helped save b3ta! mikemystery blames the parents, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:30, archived)
# eeehhhhh..
and the fonz, he directs sabrina the teenage witch.

this really is 100% fact, he was interviewed in metro (free london paper)

not a lot of people know that.

or care.

/relurk
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:33, archived)
# Henry Winkler is a top bloke,
but I think you'll find I asked for 'successful' directors. So close, lets have a look at what you could have won
*Pulls back curtain to reveal speedboat*
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:41, archived)
# oooh a boat of enhanced velocity
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:46, archived)
# but all you get is
BFH, bus fair home, and a Bendy Bully!
(Idid, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:49, archived)
# I know all about that:
I live in london and i get the tube so i know it's free.
(I helped save b3ta! mikemystery blames the parents, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:50, archived)
# that would be ron howard
'a beautiful mind'.

hah! ginnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnner!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:29, archived)
# bald too
hahahahhahahahaha!!!!111oneoneone
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:37, archived)
# splash!
not splash too though. oh no.
(the original woodsman, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:46, archived)
# The Moz
lives in La. Is he directing there?

(I helped save b3ta! mikemystery blames the parents, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:29, archived)
# did he parp?
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:32, archived)
# I work with this guy
(I helped save b3ta! LittlePixel, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:19, archived)
# So do I
For I am Satan, Lord of Evil.
He is my sweetest minion.
(Just recline and let me service you, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:21, archived)
# woo
nicely chosen mouth
(Qaramarak, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:23, archived)
# Max Schrek Jr?


eeeep!
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:21, archived)
# do you realise
that some people are eating here?
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:22, archived)
# Nice
lemurisation...

W/Y/H etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Jacksonville Missed me fuckin Candles, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:31, archived)
# this has NOT been shopped


but it's crying out to be. Do it. Do it hard.

edit - a Brian without a beard? That's like Sadaam without... oh wait...
(Tonto Popadopolous, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:17, archived)
# Robocop
isn't looking to good.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:18, archived)
# Arf
It's his new undercover uniform. For kids' parties.
(Tonto Popadopolous, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:19, archived)
# actually I thought
MC Hammer's been working out, but he's developed some sort of rash...
and growth...
...on his hat.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:26, archived)
# a bit of brasso...
should sort out the discolouration....




*ahem*
(Punk-Ass, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:20, archived)
# i think you'll be more interested in
THIS
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:20, archived)
# Now if that isn't art,
I'm a chinaman.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:21, archived)
# BOING!
boing! boing! boing!
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:22, archived)
# Maximum
jubs. Eeeexcellent.
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:22, archived)
# pupils dilate
*gibbers*
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:23, archived)
# boingyboingyboingyboingyboingyboingyboingyboingy!!
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:24, archived)
# Don't tell Brian
but there's a spider with a biro running up his jumper
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:20, archived)
# that's quite
amusing actually.

nobody ever woos comments.

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:28, archived)
# Hi Cockolorum!
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:29, archived)
# he looks even worse here...
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:20, archived)
# and here
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:38, archived)
# Can you shop it then please?
Something nasty happening to that irritting binks thing would be nice.

Argh! Can't remember what I wrote for the conclusion! Fucksocks!
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:19, archived)
# That was an invitation
to shop it cos I have to go to work in a sec.





oh and because I'm crap at it too.
(Tonto Popadopolous, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:20, archived)
# I know.
But I can't shop it cos i'm rewritting an essay. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:21, archived)
# Conclusion it!
Conclusion it hard!

/not helping much. sorry. ;) why not isketch lethe - you're good at that ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:21, archived)
# I know!
But this essay was supposed to be in this morning!

Bastard word ate it!
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:22, archived)
# Bastard Word.
Lesson of the day:

Never use Word when Notepad will do ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:23, archived)
# Yup.
This is the first time i've said this and it's actually been true. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:25, archived)
# Your conclusion was
Your All Gay.
I'm off to Isketch
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:22, archived)
# Simple: In conclusion I
would like to refer to all the points I have mentioned above. You see, I'm bloody right! Don't even think about disputing these facts or you will incur my wrath and the wrath of my children and my children's children
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:23, archived)
# Too
true.

They seem to want this conclusion to be 500 words but I can do it in 100. That's efficiency!
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:24, archived)
# Then copy and paste it
five times. Just to get your message across, of course.
(jacko_here just here has some ducks, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:26, archived)
# I wish.
Right, I need roughly 300 more words then i'm done, and it's just pulling all the bits together. Fun fun!
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:30, archived)
# Screw
Flanders x150?
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:31, archived)
# Hmmmm
nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:32, archived)
# Blessed with no beard
scares me silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:20, archived)
# Gordon’s Alive?
Diiiive!!!

etc.

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! LittlePixel, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:21, archived)
# !
(dognutz, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:32, archived)
# threadjack
isketch, anyone?
(Icedude DOPEFISH LIVES, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:20, archived)
# Sketch it!!!!!
sketch it HARD!!

Go go go
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:26, archived)
# Blummin' heck
He looks like that guy out of Neighbours. Y'know. The one that's not Harold Bishop.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:22, archived)
# why the hell
has he no beard?!?

the universe is askew!!
*clutches captain's chair as camera angle joggles*
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:23, archived)
# how could I possibly confuse you with someone else?
(save saddam maybe) seem to remember some problems with keeping the place or something, but hey ho. So what about the jake vid? And any london plans?
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:28, archived)
# what?
no, honestly. you've been smoking way too much pcp. stay off the dust, man.
so how's your wife jeanine? and the three kids? what about that christian porno shop you and Ted decided to open in Istanbul? did that work out? hey next time I'm in Bath I'll be sure to look you up.




london plans, spring. jake vid, soon. flat problems? I was thinking about moving, but other than that who could give me problems, I'm not even living here officially.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:31, archived)
# haha!
yes, the christian porn store is going good, jeanine is off for the week with her sister in Reno so Ted and I have decided to get some serious pCP usage down us, followed by some mighty praise and jehosophatting for christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:33, archived)
# hmmm
he looks a bit like Meatloaf without the beard!
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:27, archived)
# Gah.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:17, archived)
# Hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:19, archived)
# Hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:23, archived)
# Number 114 you say?
*makes notes*

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:19, archived)
# What is happening to you?!
I just saw your polar bear pr0n FP - what is going on?
Edit/ I might have to reconsider whether I can allow you to have my babies or not now, if you continue on in this filthy vein!
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:20, archived)
# Ummm
I'm naturally drawn to the underside of things (so to speak)
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:29, archived)
# You've been hiding that
side of your character very well up until now, if you don't mind my saying. Got us lulled into a nice false sense of security and then whammo - out with the animal sexploitation.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:30, archived)
# I am known as Mr. Sheep
I like wellies. Guttering excites me. What did you expect? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:32, archived)
# What! You never mentioned
the guttering before!
Pervert!
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:33, archived)
# That's
Just the start of it. Don't get me started on velcro. Oooh.


I love the sound of velcro in the morning...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:35, archived)
# Filth!
But I'm willing to overlook many of these short-comings as long as you promise never to grow your hair ;)
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:36, archived)
# not well known to most
but others, like yours truly, actually have bought a little house there - to save time
(Qaramarak, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:20, archived)
# it's the dark underbelly
of Holland
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:21, archived)
# So did you know about this already
and were just keeping schtum coz you knew how much it would distress us all?
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:25, archived)
# i was keeping quiet about it
becasue I don't want to lose my 80%
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:25, archived)
# You've been
pimping lemurs?
I think that's grounds for instant dismissal from b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:27, archived)
# shes let herself go
since i was there last
*gets coat*
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:24, archived)
# haha! wooo for animal prostitute activity, have a repost :
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:25, archived)
# Arf!
Yours (minus penguins) is one of the images I used to form mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:33, archived)
# I thought I
recognsied the... door on the left ladies and gentlemen!
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:34, archived)
# First post - be kind :P


I ama Qaramarak - fear me.
(Qaramarak, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:17, archived)
# Argh!
the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear the fear

no... wait...

AAAARRRRGGHHGGHGHGH!

woo
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:17, archived)
# Ulp!
Smash it!
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:18, archived)
# I think your first post
could probably have my first post.

*Runs and cowers in a corner*
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:21, archived)
# :P
yeah - i used psp's new evilness function.
(Qaramarak, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:22, archived)
# Apparently he wan't saying much in interrogation..


but what he did say he said VEEEEEEEEEERRRRRYYY LOOOOOUUUUUUUDDDDLLLLLYYYYY INDEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
90?
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:13, archived)
# only 90?!
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:14, archived)
# is that an accurate count?
how depressing.
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:23, archived)
# hehe
i didn't think there was any blood left in that stone
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:15, archived)
# Was there much of a bandwagon yesterday
with the capture of Sadam?...I missed the board yesterday:( Was helping someone move house...
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:17, archived)
# Was it Saddam?
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:19, archived)
# dyslexic for...
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:21, archived)
# if so i missed
but this morning there was a fair bit
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:20, archived)
#
jelly.b3ta.com/board/2491631
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:15, archived)
# jelly?
thats a new one (to me)....
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:16, archived)
# It's just different servers
or something..
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:18, archived)
# the dns records for www
regularly spack out on freeserve
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:19, archived)
# it's some kind of mirror
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:20, archived)
# that's cracking!
possibly the best!
90.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:16, archived)
# ....
he he that's no brian blessed :)
(chopin, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:16, archived)
# Top remark!
Oi like that oi do...
(Just recline and let me service you, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:19, archived)
# ...
Is that a brummie accent?
(chopin, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:26, archived)
# Afternoon
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:05, archived)
# Marvellously
"high forehead" there
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:07, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:07, archived)
# sir
sand
goblin!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:07, archived)
# SMALLBRAINFIELD!
welshman in disguise!

/transformers
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:08, archived)
# Ha ha ha,
ha ha ha.

He's never looked better.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:11, archived)
# Doesn't he really have
one dodgy eye too?...
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:14, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
the lengendary bullit hairdo (long at sides an back bald on top) saw a whole family of em once followed them round town for 1/2 hour pissing myself
(Charlie big bananas, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:10, archived)
# is that the lead singer
from the darkness or an inbred mutant from the hills have eyes?
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:11, archived)
# the difference being?..........
.
(Charlie big bananas, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:12, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:15, archived)
# It's
my brother. The hairline's been altered a bit (by him).
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:13, archived)
# stress/self abuse
has a tendency to do that..
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:16, archived)
# I'm bad pun man


Huzzar, witness crap
(Vin diesel touches my tra la la shove a bastard in it, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:02, archived)
# Horse
fly
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:03, archived)
# Buzzy Gee?
Bollocks!
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:03, archived)
# Buzzy G Bollocks?
Interesting...
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:09, archived)
# horsefly?
huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:03, archived)
#



1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7,

(I helped save b3ta! Duphrates Revolutionary Biscuit, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:01, archived)
# the stinker?
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Dr-Von-Goosewing - abort/retry/fail, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:02, archived)
# Ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:03, archived)
# i wonder if he gets leftover pebbles
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:02, archived)
# Shit like
high velocity bullets...

Woo! Onto the conclusion to rewrite! Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:03, archived)
# I suppose floaters
wouldn't be a problem either
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:04, archived)
# Tummy Upset?
Mud or Gravel?
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:04, archived)
# shist
probably
(oneofthemany, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 15:10, archived)
# Hahahahahah
Very good!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:03, archived)
# these are mega woo
I forsee an exhibition at the National
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:06, archived)
# 2 Bandwagons for the price of 1
(Big Chief who gots da fnuk, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:57, archived)
# du-dum
du-dum
du-du-du-dum

TISH!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:58, archived)
# nice change
not seeing it all over vordermans face...
(BadgerPirate, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:00, archived)
# She...
...loves the cock.
Snoogans
(Big Chief who gots da fnuk, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:01, archived)
# painted cocks aren't bandwagons
THEY'RE A WAY OF LIFE
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:00, archived)
# SPEEEEEEEEEEEEED COOOOOOOOOOOOORE
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:01, archived)
# Also Hand drawn cocks
are not just for xmas
(Nicky Nacky Noo... Scratch and Sniff Please, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:01, archived)
# big cock
TO THE MAX!
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:04, archived)
# vorderman
if it was out of 2....

i'd give her one
(Charlie big bananas, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:01, archived)
# bandwagon you say?

'ternoon all
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:06, archived)
#
You tell me you want to spend more time together
Our day out was spoilt by British weather
After spending all night out on the town
We’ll stop up talking then watch countdown
You’ll sit there laughing and crying with boredom
While I fantasize about Carol Vorderman
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:13, archived)
# .
Billy was very happy and dribbled much (as spackers do)when he got his xmas present
(BadgerPirate, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:57, archived)
# He looks remarkably like
Robbie Keane this weekened.
(dazzarazza, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:58, archived)
# i don't know
if he's a spacker, but hes gurning for england there.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:59, archived)
# *spacks out*
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:00, archived)
# *smacks out*
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:02, archived)
# *snacks out*
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:04, archived)
# *baps out*
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:05, archived)
# *Fax out*



of paper
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:06, archived)
# I said it before and
I'll say it again.

Feeeeeeble!
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:08, archived)
# And how on Earth
does "baps" rhyme with "snacks", then?
hmmm?
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:09, archived)
# You say it very quickly
go on, have a go....
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:12, archived)
# Hmmm...
I'll let this one go, but I've got my eye on you ;)
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:14, archived)
# *fwaps out*
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:06, archived)
# That's shite too
fwaps? what are fwaps?
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:08, archived)
# it's suggestive of
getting one's todger out.
I believe
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:11, archived)
# Yeah,
what she said.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:12, archived)
# the noise you hear when
ladies get their baps out

*fwap* *fwap* *fwap*
(Symball, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:11, archived)
# You two
need to fight amongst yourself about that one.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:12, archived)
# Three noises?
I want to meet the ladies you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:15, archived)
# Hang on,
I'll change it.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:11, archived)
# Are you trying to make him faint?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:06, archived)
# He didn't have to sniff
the glue
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:08, archived)
# you stuck the tube
to his nose though
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:10, archived)
# did someone mention breasts?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:10, archived)
# that definitely
wasn't me
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:10, archived)
# Related repost.


Clicky piccy for biggy.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:15, archived)
# BIG


hands
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:18, archived)
# Cor!
I bet you hated drawing that one.
I like her tattoos, she looks like my kind of lady. hybba hubba.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:19, archived)
# It took me ages,
but i think I lingered.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:19, archived)
# woohoo!
oh those hypnotic eyes. =)
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:21, archived)
# Chunky
is the way forward. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:23, archived)
# The contribution of the 127th ACME Squadron was very underrated
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:56, archived)
# Woo!
If you have a graphics tablet, you need to draw a customary cock, you know.
(dominocat opinions only valid until, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:58, archived)
# it's true.
although space fish neglected to draw one on his laptop, so i had to.
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:59, archived)
# On the screen.
With Magic Marker.
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:03, archived)
# and
tippex jizz
(dominocat opinions only valid until, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:10, archived)
# meep meep
that's boss
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:14, archived)
# Simple but always funny...
Saw this and completely missed the point I feel!

Bit low I know :oD


(NTT, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:56, archived)
# .
New Person, you need to read the FAQ :)
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:56, archived)
# geoshite
won't let you remote host.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:57, archived)
# you can't
host pics on geocities and post them here, they don't allow remote linking. have a read of the faq for some advice on using a different host
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 13:57, archived)
# search on google for
"site:b3ta ukdragon uploader"
you can upload it to there, where it'll be welcome for 3 or 4 days before it's deleted.
that'll give you 'nuff time to pop the pic back in this thread, then enlist with someone like MSN groups
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 14:07, archived)

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