
the only editing i did was make the mouth wider and add the cigare. the rest was all ready done (skull)
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Yes, Im aware Im probably gonna be headed to hell at the end of it :)

Warm feeling inside.
Slightly engorged.
Woo yay.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 18:23,
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Slightly engorged.
Woo yay.

a terrorist-held areoplane or a gaint badly drawn cock. haha woo
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 18:28,
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I bought asp.net in a nutshell today.
And promptly fell asleep after 9 pages.
100% true
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 18:27,
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And promptly fell asleep after 9 pages.
100% true

This should, of course, immediately be imposed as the title of O'Reilly's book catalogue.
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i soaked him in vodka for three weeks and he swelled to be three times as big as before!!
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 18:33,
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with her xmas present
from Buckingham Palace.

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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 18:20,
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from Buckingham Palace.


so I am prepared to believe that she is inert
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 18:27,
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...she was advertising Westfield shopping malls on US TV
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 18:32,
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said it was Charlie wot got named in The Mirror today...
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 18:40,
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probably could have cropped slightly better, but overall, good
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 18:09,
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Shag a Grannies Arse?
Shits And Guinness Ahoy! (geography reference)
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 18:09,
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Shits And Guinness Ahoy! (geography reference)

posted a few pics...but what gets up my fucking wotsit is that if you DON'T post a pic, put some inane fucking remark on, ignore the FAQ etc...you get a fucking shedload of replies (comments or whatever). My crap pics, even though I make an effort, get fuck all. Life just isn't fair
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:57,
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being served on a CHEEESE BOOOARD! Otherwise it contravenes cheese safety regulations as set by the Board of Cheese
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 18:04,
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has to contain no more than 1% of animal fat or it's unhealthy...
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 18:06,
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to rind me up now.
/probably time to stop
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 18:16,
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/probably time to stop

// thinks of similar jokes that arn't the 'name' type, as most cheese are named after a place
Bree Off you fancy french tart.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 18:08,
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Bree Off you fancy french tart.

it's just fairer than death, that's all
this was my 100th message!
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 18:00,
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this was my 100th message!

A good picture DOES.
And everyone's bitchy this evening, ignore 'em.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 18:00,
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And everyone's bitchy this evening, ignore 'em.

thank you. More replies than I'd ever had. Though I did expect everyone just to leave a blank. Never mind. Happy Christmas
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 18:02,
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now shut up and just enjoy the show.
some people can be nasty, some can be nice.
decide which one you are..
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 18:13,
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some people can be nasty, some can be nice.
decide which one you are..

it's not attractive
second time i've said that today. what is the world coming to?
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 18:01,
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second time i've said that today. what is the world coming to?

"Life just isn't fair" now get over it.
You need to not care about whether people comment on your pictures or not. If you make pictures in order to have people post replies, you need to take a look at your life. You should be making pictures primarily for yourself, and them posting them to share. then it won't matter as much if people don't comment, and the quality of the work will improve. But remember, its not the quality of the work, it's the quality of the idea that counts. Now stop crying and shop something else
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 18:03,
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You need to not care about whether people comment on your pictures or not. If you make pictures in order to have people post replies, you need to take a look at your life. You should be making pictures primarily for yourself, and them posting them to share. then it won't matter as much if people don't comment, and the quality of the work will improve. But remember, its not the quality of the work, it's the quality of the idea that counts. Now stop crying and shop something else

when you do that. And other people think that if it goes un-mentioned then this place will be lots of pic-less posts with people thinking they can post what ever they want whenever they want.
I rather like it that people think that posting without pics is probably not a good idea - it keeps people on their toes and makes them think twice before doing it.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 18:25,
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I rather like it that people think that posting without pics is probably not a good idea - it keeps people on their toes and makes them think twice before doing it.


sorry. anyone fancy doing something in flash with tom baker swearing to music?

that looking for Harry Potter results in pictures of animals that are clearly on magic mushrooms.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:53,
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Koit.
Is it true you were on here on New Years Eve? Are you still ill?
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:54,
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Is it true you were on here on New Years Eve? Are you still ill?

Aye, I stayed in out of choice.
Nope, not been ill for ages. Been just a little down s'all. Lady troubles.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:55,
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Nope, not been ill for ages. Been just a little down s'all. Lady troubles.

Fuck ladies, they're all cunts. I can't believe you let that stop you from painting the tiles in Gloucester.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:58,
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I have had bad luck.
I don't drink anymore though matey. Following the alcohol poisoning that started all the illness tomfoolery off.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 18:02,
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I don't drink anymore though matey. Following the alcohol poisoning that started all the illness tomfoolery off.

makes you fat anyway. As my Christmas Lovehandles will testify. Chin up bud.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 18:04,
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won't like me putting my chin up him
EDIT : And you're not fat. You're just festively plump.
That was a joke btw. You aint fat/plump at all.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 18:04,
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EDIT : And you're not fat. You're just festively plump.
That was a joke btw. You aint fat/plump at all.

less.
Go home then! I did!
TJ: Four of us Brummies are coming to your Cardiff bash over your poxy bridge. Is any accommodation nearby?
[edit: pass me a towel.]
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:53,
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Go home then! I did!
TJ: Four of us Brummies are coming to your Cardiff bash over your poxy bridge. Is any accommodation nearby?
[edit: pass me a towel.]

just a player there called jola. I whooped his ass.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 18:02,
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no, not me.
I'm looking for a new name, actually, as [email protected] is getting roughly 80 spam emails a day, so I'm looking for a new name...
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 18:10,
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I'm looking for a new name, actually, as [email protected] is getting roughly 80 spam emails a day, so I'm looking for a new name...


I know my first picture is not brilliant, but it beats using MS Paint for 3 weeks.

you'd think you would have stored up some creative ideas by now.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:49,
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and a tank, what more do you need?
I like it and have not had a creative idea for years :-)
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:51,
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I like it and have not had a creative idea for years :-)

I don't know you, I don't care for your manner, and I'm mean by my very nature. So to be nice would be to remove what is actually innate - impossible.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:56,
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I'm offended.
I'm off to watch ITV. That's bound to be full of creative inspiration...
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:55,
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I'm off to watch ITV. That's bound to be full of creative inspiration...

I do all my stuff in it. Even the anims.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:49,
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Sm:TV ? Please nothing like Dick and Dick in a Bungalow... (Shudder)
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:54,
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centre, I'll have you know,
is Gilbert.
He used to get celebs on the show, and offend them
with inappropriate jokes with a somewhat adult theme.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:57,
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is Gilbert.
He used to get celebs on the show, and offend them
with inappropriate jokes with a somewhat adult theme.

I used to hate that alien bastard though.
Remember Ghost Train? That was entertainment.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 18:01,
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Remember Ghost Train? That was entertainment.

ok, maybe it's not, but it still looks like my maths teacher

he's made out of doughnuts (throw a brick at his head and jam would come out, that's my theory anyway and i want to test it). it looks like him, only made out of cheese. sort of.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:38,
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And I need it right now!
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Sorry to interrupt. Much WOO! to Cheeseface maths teacher - that's exactly what the InterWeb TM is for.

I made a font too, but MSN doesn't like me today so I can't show it. /glum
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:44,
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You young whippersnapper.
When I was 25 this was all fields as far as the eye could see.
*dribbles*
*falls asleep*
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:45,
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When I was 25 this was all fields as far as the eye could see.
*dribbles*
*falls asleep*

but the site's b0rked... :(
edit: Yay! it works! Good lord- my handwriting sucks.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:53,
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edit: Yay! it works! Good lord- my handwriting sucks.

you don't touch the edges of the boxes, as it makes it go norks-skyward.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 18:03,
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its just not happening right now.
keep getting dns bastard
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 18:16,
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keep getting dns bastard

that brie is the devil's cheese. It's like solidified sick.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:38,
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tbh i like it with ham! and blue cheeze on a kfc chicken burger is also quite nice!
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:40,
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brie and blue cheese is disgusting. but all other cheeses are nice.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:42,
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How dare you sir. I challenge you to a duel for her honour.
*slaps face with glove*
*realises he is being a ponce and runs*
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:40,
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*slaps face with glove*
*realises he is being a ponce and runs*

(or made out of sick)
But their cheese and definitly their wine will live on.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:42,
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But their cheese and definitly their wine will live on.

The Channel Tunnel.
Oh, and the wine.
And the Champagne.
Oh And those funny little white fluffy sweets.
And the occassional cheese.
And the horses. (no maybe they don't come out of France)
And the viaducts...
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:48,
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Oh, and the wine.
And the Champagne.
Oh And those funny little white fluffy sweets.
And the occassional cheese.
And the horses. (no maybe they don't come out of France)
And the viaducts...

the wine, cheese, tunnel, viaducts, pouty french birds, complicated lingerie and more wine, what have the French ever done...
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:49,
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Monique Gabrielle.Eating brie might make you look interested.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:44,
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I hate the French version. Anyone would think they invented it the way they go on about it.

a mature french brie has a tougher skin which makes it indispensible if you want to make a toasted-four-cheese-sandwich-without-the-bread.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:50,
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what other three cheeses would you recommend?
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:52,
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the devil's cheese is Primula spread.
Brie sits with Shropshire Blue and pecorino among the fluffy clouds of cheese heaven
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:42,
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Brie sits with Shropshire Blue and pecorino among the fluffy clouds of cheese heaven

primula spread, and also garlic and herb soft cheese, is the king of cheeses!
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:44,
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Is Dairylee.
End of argument.
It's plastic, fake, foul, etc
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:54,
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End of argument.
It's plastic, fake, foul, etc

i really know how to spoil a mood
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:39,
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and those SEX EYES of yours getting you in to trouble.
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Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:40,
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let's hear it for the resoursefulness of nocturnal animals
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