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# same
old rows...


(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:55, archived)
# nineteenth-century spongs
were much more civilised than they are today
(norumbegan, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:58, archived)
# true
(Cyrus, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:00, archived)
# sbecks earlier post...but in glorious technicolour..!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:52, archived)
# woosome!
truly....woosome!




someone make one of these 3D kerjiggers on some lady with big norks....that'll be fun
(ClockworkDespot, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:53, archived)
# that's rite
lower the tone

sweet zombie jezuz
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:57, archived)
# How about E flat?.
Um ... or DD sharp?
(I helped save b3ta! rub-a-chicken, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:03, archived)
# fnar fnar
DD doesn't sound very sharp
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:09, archived)
# superb
& woo for hovering sandwiches
i'll have crab paste
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:53, archived)
# woo
reminds me of that feeder video a while back (cant remember the name of the tune - first tune of comfort in sound though)
(Fwap Attack, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:54, archived)
# Just The Way I'm Feeling?




Which, in my case, is usually horny
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:16, archived)
# Oooo I like that!!
Hat's off to you!!!


(hahahaaa! The blonde girl's wig in the foreground looks a tad loose!!)

^_^
(sbeck, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:57, archived)
# i say, that is top notch
but how do you get that 3d effect?
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:58, archived)
# You look around for any stereo images..
...or stereographs I think the technical term for it is! And then take the two images and put them in a little 2 frame animation in Imageready!! I just found a little site a minute ago by typing "Stereo images" into Google ...
www.artistmike.com/StereoPics/Stereo3D.html
(sbeck, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:02, archived)
# I'll second
that request

Edit: Most post quicker
(But then again, I could be wrong, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:03, archived)
# has this one been done??


just found this bit NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:49, archived)
# hehehe...
the boards wobbletastic today..!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:53, archived)
# oh for a
pair of 3D glassesssss
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:58, archived)
# PEAROAST


Sorry for the pearoast folks, but I've a question:

What's the best way to search through the archives for an old post? I've tried using the search engine on the site, but it always seems to come up with an error message?

Help is appreciated!:)
(But then again, I could be wrong, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:46, archived)
# heheheeee
fuck me he be proud
w/y
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:47, archived)
# go to
www.glassco.cx/ to search the board from january 04,

anything earlier should appear in a site search via google
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:48, archived)
# I love you
:P
(But then again, I could be wrong, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:48, archived)
# easy
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:49, archived)
# hahaha
Sorry
(But then again, I could be wrong, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:50, archived)
# the search engine on the site's error message
tells you the search is down, and gives you the URL you need to search b3ta through google.

did you not try reading the error message, or do you assume they're all cosmetic?
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:51, archived)
# so it does!
that never used to be there.

Hence the laboured explanation below.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:53, archived)
# cosmetic
yes
(But then again, I could be wrong, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:54, archived)
# mmmmm
cosmetic

/drools
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:02, archived)
# once upon a time...
the search worked just fine.

Then the board got to the scale it is now (nearly three million posts) and Cal's code gave out. Rob was appealing a while ago for someone with a real search engine to help out... I take it no offers yet!

A lot of the archive is actually on Google's index. But no promises. Try using Google's "site: syntax", for example: Google for

marmot site:b3ta.com

and you'll get a bunch of b3ta archive posts relating to marmots.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:51, archived)
# looks like he started out with a suit
(cheebatv, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:52, archived)
# bAA-RAPLEGIC


*sorry
(I helped save b3ta! theWooinator, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:45, archived)
# hehe
skate hard
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:46, archived)
# Arf!
FredJack: Is there any way to burn streaming audio from the net straight onto a CD or anyway to record steaming audio to my hard drive?
(icedragon, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:46, archived)
# am i being ignored by everyone?
or has that been taken off the site now?
(icedragon, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:53, archived)
# watermeloning cranberrys
(icedragon, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:03, archived)
# New GM discovery:
sheep genes added to shrubbery.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:50, archived)
# keeps your lawn finely manicured
within a two-foot range
(norumbegan, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:59, archived)
# Attacks Mars!
This is not mine but it should be shown! As for who did it....you know who you are!
(fwman_99, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:39, archived)
# 1st post and not your own?
shame
(garfi3ld, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:42, archived)
# i read his username as fwapman
sniggers childishly
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:44, archived)
# likes the idea of woo yaying random b3tans
just haven't seen any I don't know wearing the t-shirt :¬)
(garfi3ld, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:50, archived)
# i've never met any
that i know or dont know.

maybe they see the shirt and cross the road to avoid me
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:51, archived)
# sad way to break the lurk
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:48, archived)
# i was a full time lurker until 2 weeks ago
now look how many i've posted
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:49, archived)
# viva the nhs
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:51, archived)
# nhs rocks


woo to them
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:52, archived)
# all 56 million of them
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:56, archived)
# Well the people in this office are alright

some of them are almost as daft and mucky minded as me.

which was nice
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:58, archived)
# yes
illness is a weapon
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:00, archived)
# Is there Oil
on Mars?
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:44, archived)
# that's what they're there to find out... no?



....bastard Carlysle Group
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:45, archived)
# Its
Mars?
(I helped save b3ta! Disco Dancer, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:46, archived)
# or is it
Snickers?
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:51, archived)
# you are the lurking king
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(Cyrus, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:45, archived)
# Now That's What I Call Lurking 2932!
Who did it?
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:46, archived)
# Rover kept wondering was he doing the right thing?
(cheebatv, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:39, archived)
# Yes.
Yes he is.
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:42, archived)
# an infinitely smoking dog
good work
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:42, archived)
# She seems happy enough
Go Rover,
it's your birthday,
it's your birthday
(I helped save b3ta! friendlyfire, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:42, archived)
# Doggy Style
most definately.

Likes 10/10 w-y-hpla
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:43, archived)
# Woo!
Fantastic smokification
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:47, archived)
# ooh
me next rover, please.

alright, alright, less of the growling...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:05, archived)
# 3d minipig!!



this is happening right now...
(FroIain, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:29, archived)
# ooo matrix
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:31, archived)
# doh!
aw arse, I could have at least stuck it on a bandwagon thread...
(FroIain, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:32, archived)
# you shouldn't play with your food
(woo though)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:33, archived)
# food?
are you from latin america?
(Chorlton, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:36, archived)
# yes, but is it real?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:37, archived)
# No bridge
but I assume he's hanging off a helicopter...
(I helped save b3ta! friendlyfire, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:40, archived)
# Shark
in your pocket?

Woo for that
(I helped save b3ta! Disco Dancer, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:41, archived)
# i like this
from this angle it looks like the shark and the ladder guy are working together.
Who's flying the helicopter?
(Chorlton, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:43, archived)
# threadjack
Anyone see the banner ad ryanair.com were running up till 11am today?
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:37, archived)
# check da mown
(FroIain, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:42, archived)
# heeeehe
I don't know why that amuses me so much
(norumbegan, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:44, archived)
# woosome
my kind of technology
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:49, archived)
# that
sure does make me dizzy sick

woo to you
(I helped save b3ta! Disco Dancer, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:43, archived)
# ha!
found you - happy birthday walrus boy!
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:02, archived)
# Always wondered how they flew so fast


clicky bigger
(LexLexington Feels the need, the need for a speedy cup of tea, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:28, archived)
# Wouldn't be quick
with a McLaren nose these days.
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:11, archived)
# Real Banner
(ClockworkDespot, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:28, archived)
# Haha
I have never met a racist who wasn't a workshy thicko.
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:29, archived)
# I've never met a b3tan who wasn't a workshy thicko.
.
.
.
Actually, I've never met any b3tans.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:31, archived)
# shame
they're a nice bunch there's a brighton bash on the 20th if you can make it
(garfi3ld, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:36, archived)
# One of these days,
I'll actually go to one of the bashes.
Maybe in 2050 when they're Tea Dances...
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:37, archived)
# eheheh
indeed... to be held in the Worthing Assembly Hall
(garfi3ld, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:44, archived)
# Brighton?
Where?
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:38, archived)
# On the south coast,
I believe.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:42, archived)
# ace thanks.
The big strech of water outside my window to the south was putting me off.

Details of the Brighton bash anyone?
edit: 4rthur - got it.
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:45, archived)
# does anyone know
when the next machester bash is???
(The Wigmeister, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:41, archived)
# all bashes listed on
www.4rthur.com

sign up if you haven't already

/edit amended typo
(garfi3ld, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:43, archived)
# cheers
(The Wigmeister, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:44, archived)
# if it's real
I actually don't care if you leech that
(garfi3ld, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:30, archived)
# well....
technically yes and no
(ClockworkDespot, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:31, archived)
# I was pleased to hear that the head of the BNP
got the shit kicked out of him recently.

The Police arrested a man (who was black) and charged him with Racial Assault.
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:32, archived)
# Violence like that
is never the answer.
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:38, archived)
# Absolutely not.
Especially as the BNP perform an important role of keeping the racist cunts visible under the banner of a 'respectable' political party.
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:44, archived)
# What I meant
was why wasn't he stabbed in the heart with a spoon and shown it, then forced to eat it.

But, I get your point because it saves money on electronic tagging the mustards.
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:46, archived)
# Eating a spoon?



crunchy..
(ClockworkDespot, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:49, archived)
# Glass poonsss
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:52, archived)
# Not the answer maybe
but a damn fine effort at showing your working...
(Mumm-ra, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:44, archived)
# Larf
Billy Bragg in the shit today for saying we should give BNP thickos a good kicking. Top fella.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 16:10, archived)
# More drama courtesy of our avian neighbours

Ep.1
Ep 1.5, Sort of.
(I helped save b3ta! friendlyfire, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:25, archived)
# me likee
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:27, archived)
# better than
neighbours! woo
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:27, archived)
#

More of a Poo Yay than a Woo Yay, but it's my first animation and I wanted to use it
(Ssco, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:31, archived)
# that winslow's turning out to be a right bastard
woo to these, I can't wait for the next episode
(Chorlton, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:34, archived)
# That is...
Very...

(JamesG, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:53, archived)
# Ok... My turn!!!
I've always liked to go down on the beach!!!


EDIT: Fixed it! (Sorry! was using a single quote not a double quote!!)
(sbeck, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:19, archived)
# Mum mum mum!
Watch this!!!!

*thunk*

edit: That was worth the wait. W/Y.
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:20, archived)
# wow
a redex.

not seen one of those for.......

about 2 minutes

[EDIT] woo, nice beachy pikky. Thanks
(Dangermouse., Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:21, archived)
# Looks like there's
an awful lout of earthquakes happening today.
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:25, archived)
# Didn't you ever get arrested for it?
(I helped save b3ta! friendlyfire, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:26, archived)
# Thats
very woo
(I helped save b3ta! Disco Dancer, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:33, archived)
# I prefer the cool bandwagon
(Fragger, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:11, archived)
# that's proper woo
and a half!
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:12, archived)
# for everyone not connected via a company proxy server
*pout*
(garfi3ld, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:13, archived)
# poxy
proxy servers suck the big one.

Replies to
I dont work @ work dot comm
(Dangermouse., Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:16, archived)
# Agreed. Fragger's posts seem to be well received, but many people can't see them.
we need a full description of each one from now one.
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:19, archived)
# On the right is a cabbage.
On the left is Osama Bin Laden fisting Jordan.

In the middle is Michael Winner chewing broken glass while Linda Barker staples his scrotum to the table.

Got it?

Any more posts you can't see, just let me know. Happy to describe them.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:27, archived)
# so Linda's moved on from
scissors to staplers?
(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:47, archived)
# i am connected via
MS Proxy Server 2.0. And I can see it. Ner.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:46, archived)
# lunch!
(is that a stereo painting or have you applied some magic to a mono picture?)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:13, archived)
# Stereo picture with tweening
Makes it less jerky
(Fragger, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:17, archived)
# BIG
WOO
Major YAY
Colonel Hoolpa-SIR!!

Well done
(Dangermouse., Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:13, archived)
# proxy server?
try

www.net2ftp.com

uploads over http protocol
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:15, archived)
# seconded
this is a tres useful tool!
(KJHIOUPOIOIUKJJH, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:18, archived)
# will take a look
but looks like install is reqd and not willing to do that on complicated build. Ta.
(garfi3ld, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:20, archived)
# nope
"unauthorises install detected"
bastard mimesweeper and evile IT policy.


*whine whinge*
(Dangermouse., Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:24, archived)
# oooh
that's purdy!

fanks company proxy server!
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:15, archived)
# thats really good..
did you start with 2 pics?

(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:16, archived)
# Impressive.
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:18, archived)
# Have a close-up
(Fragger, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:18, archived)
# how long did it take you?
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:19, archived)
# 5 minutes
(Fragger, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:24, archived)
# what program?
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:31, archived)
# Photoshop and imageready
(Fragger, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:45, archived)
# Gert Lush!
BRIAN LIKES!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:20, archived)
# Here are some nice ones
www.well.com/user/jimg/stereo/stereo_list.html
(Mr That's Shit, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:20, archived)
# This one is a little unsettling.
If only because of its name!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:26, archived)
# Bandwagon
Ain't nobody done this yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:09, archived)
# are you
confusing schizophrenia with multiple personality disorder Doctor? Well, are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:12, archived)
# Everyone does that.
Well, I don't.
.
.
.
Yes we do!
.
.
.
No, we don't! What does everyone else think?
.
.
.
etc...
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:14, archived)
# i've actually got skitzophrenia
And amazingly, so have I
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:14, archived)
# Schizophrenia is
when you hear voices in your head.
(I helped save b3ta! friendlyfire, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:20, archived)
# who said that?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:24, archived)
# Yeah, but...
But "Multiple Personality Disorder" didn't scan as well. That's marketing for you - change the truth to suit the product.

Hoot!

(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:24, archived)
# Bloody autocue..!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:08, archived)
# oooh cylonesque
(BigBobbyh, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:09, archived)
# oh yeah
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:10, archived)
# have you seent the scifi tv remake its not that bad
(BigBobbyh, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:11, archived)
# my mate just gave
me the DVD of that, so I can tell you tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:16, archived)
# i want to buy the old series dvds but hove no wonga
to purchase them with
(BigBobbyh, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:18, archived)
# this wasn't mine.
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:15, archived)
# woo to your woo!
(dognutz, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:18, archived)
# (:
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:43, archived)
# Tick
tock
tick
tock
tick
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:10, archived)
# best
metronome
ever

(with the possible exception of ann widdecombe)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:11, archived)
# heh

rp of 2807067
(haberman is singing in the changes, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:42, archived)
# 'Art was always fun with Mr Furtive...'

previously...
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:04, archived)
# awww
that is nice, make it jiggy...
(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:33, archived)
# Day 11: On the run!

Click to leap unashamadely aboard the midi accompaniment bandwagon

Previous episodes in profile - Click!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:00, archived)
# hahaha
Look at him go!

Nice work.
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:02, archived)
# i like the midi bandwagon
especially a gem like dangermouse!

the pic's fantastic too
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:02, archived)
# Nice looping there!
Also, the music fits perfectly!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:02, archived)
# That's either a very long street
or they are running in very tight circles
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:04, archived)
# no
just very unimaginative town planners
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:05, archived)
# woo
y/h
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:04, archived)
# Try this one for a midi!
My benny hill mash!
(I helped save b3ta! harribo, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:06, archived)
# i just put mine for benny
up there aswell but you got there first so it had to go
bravo great minds and all that
(BigBobbyh, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:07, archived)
# quality!
I very nearly used benny hill, the only reason i didn't was pure laziness, I already had danger mouse on my hard drive
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:09, archived)
# Woo!
That's very well done
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:06, archived)
# that
reminds me of that guy that was on telly t'other week...he seems to have wheels all over himself and rolls around everywhere...look I know what i'm talking about...i just can't google him...a picture would explain fully
(Murun Buchstansangur's hairpiece, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:07, archived)
# yay!
ruuuuuuuun!

(he's got a very original gait ... I think I like it)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:10, archived)
# Is this the worlds first?
Virtual Chav Girl?

Is there a Welsh version of the Chav?
(Dio Bach, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:58, archived)
# Whatchoo fuckin' look at?
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:00, archived)
# Bigger than Charlotte Church
The richest Chavette in Wales...
(Dio Bach, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:04, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahaha ha!
HOW COOL R U?
Lots of people think they're cool.

They're not.
This is how to find out if you're cool. Or not.
Just do our quiz and you'll know

www.bbc.co.uk/wales/seren/cool/quiz.shtml
(I helped save b3ta! Sixola, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:06, archived)
# 85%
wow I'm pretty cool
(I helped save b3ta! Sixola, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:07, archived)
# 60%
but I opted for a Butlins holiday.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:09, archived)
# I only
rate as 80%, must work harder at kewl.
"I can be on her sim" WTF???!?!?!?!?!!!111
(Dangermouse., Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:10, archived)
# i only got 65%
but then i'd prefer to shit my own leg off than go on holiday in ibiza.
(I helped save b3ta! baby wet ones, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:14, archived)
# Ibiza is actually very nice.
It's the West End in San Antonio that's chav central and to be avoided as you would Luton.

edit:
Your Score. 65% as cool as Seren

You're cool sometimes but you've got work to do.

Ex-fucking-scuse me. A BBC web developer isn't going to tell me if I'm cool or not. Christ. That's like asking a footballer 'how brainy am I'?
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:17, archived)
# LOL
How true...
(Dio Bach, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:47, archived)
# hahaha
i got 70%
apparently i'm 'well cool, and can be on her SIM card'
wha?
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:08, archived)
# 100% cool
(assuming it's still cool to cheat)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:16, archived)
# 90 % cool
ARGH!!!!

I could bear being asked which CD to choose from the 3, ahem, artists available. So i left that one blank at least?!
(Spin Doctor, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:29, archived)
# We've got plenty of them
I've not spotted burberry in Swansea though
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:01, archived)
# that reminds me
my girlfiend just signed up for community volunteer work.
she's got to visit 14 yr old chavs who've had babies and can't be arsed to look after them.
apparently she saw a 16 year old with THREE babies yesterday.
they're multplying like rabbits i tell thee!
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:02, archived)
# wellyeahactually.....
(garfi3ld, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:03, archived)
# Yeah. But no.
But yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah!

No.
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:03, archived)
# why?
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:04, archived)
# you'll be wanting
Pirate Memory Game (ages 4-8)
(dognutz, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:08, archived)
# but don't listen to her
cos she eats mud.
(I helped save b3ta! TheBrain plotting world domination since 1977, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:18, archived)
# Tidy in it...
Bring on the rabbit proof fence...
(Dio Bach, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:03, archived)
# volunteer work is great except that last tyhrusday i was cleaning up old lady sick
because she ate her bread and butter pudding too fast
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:03, archived)
# sorry to laugh at your trauma
but that's really cheered me up
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:08, archived)
# nice
... fortunately the volunteer work I have done has not involved the elderly/mentally unstable or infirm....

but one of my friends does care work and I have to say it can be quite grizzly
(garfi3ld, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:08, archived)
# i love chavs - best of all the underclass
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:03, archived)
# Bet that can only play poor quality RnB.
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:05, archived)
# nah
it hasn't got a subwoofer and neon underlighting.
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:06, archived)
# Steal them
and sell their organs
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:05, archived)
# Poor people are a good arguement
for eugenics.

Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill the poor..!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:05, archived)
# ahkillakillakill kill tha poor!

(I helped save b3ta! baby wet ones, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:15, archived)
# Yes, something like that.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:21, archived)
# I was in boots today
and I saw a bottle of burberry perfume, I mean WHA?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:06, archived)
# Goldie Lookin Chains
Faux chav Welsh hiphop collective. Google them now.
(Lapin, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:10, archived)
# One of the funniest albums ever...
The mighty GLC - A'right Clart!
(Dio Bach, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:15, archived)
# ahright there boys?
come an' 'ave a look at this! a woman with a peeenis!
(I helped save b3ta! baby wet ones, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:16, archived)
# !
He duv's you know - his mam does actually have a penis...
(Dio Bach, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:19, archived)
# AHH


Kill it. Kill it now!
(I helped save b3ta! jmptdc Mark the perfect man and behold the upright, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:52, archived)
# Give me back my eyes
(NO_I'M_BRIAN_BLESSED, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:54, archived)
# arf!
well i liked it
(I helped save b3ta! Koogas, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:57, archived)
# Aaaargh!
Blunkett!
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:57, archived)
# someone should remake the ring
with redex's instead
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:57, archived)
# ack!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:03, archived)
#
(pantseatflyer, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:51, archived)
# urrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!






Bagels!
(I helped save b3ta! Sixola, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:52, archived)
# Sausages, eggs
and a slice of orange?!?!?!?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:54, archived)
# must be a german thing or something
(I helped save b3ta! Sixola, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:54, archived)
# haha
face in your egg!!!
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:54, archived)
# your face sold here
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:56, archived)
# where?

(I helped save b3ta! Sixola, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:56, archived)

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