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# I thought I'd use up what left over genetic material I had from my cowl earlier on
...but this way round he scares me. And the wing-to-weight ratio's never going to work.

(Conrad Poohs has been experimenting with genetic engineering, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:27, archived)
# ich habe redex
ach!

edit: now I can see it. most woo!

slight tj: anyone else see Bill Bailey at the Hammersmith Apollo last night? Can't get that Kraftwerk Hokey-Kokey out of my head now.
(I helped save b3ta! frunt It's been a while..., Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:28, archived)
# aber ich kann
es sehen, es ist voll geil WYH
(garfi3ld, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:29, archived)
# SCHWEINHUNT!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:32, archived)
# verpissen
du kleine misgeburt
(garfi3ld, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:33, archived)
# Wir komme ich am besten zum bahnhof bitte?
/only German I can remember
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:35, archived)
# nehmen die erste strasse links und
gehe gerade aus. die bahnhof befindet sich an der rechten seite.

habe zuviel Deutsch vergessen, ist jezt sehr schlimm
(I helped save b3ta! frunt It's been a while..., Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:37, archived)
# also
used to be the only German I knew. However pretty useless when you are already there and a punk with a green mohawk starts demanding money from you.

For that situation I later found ou you need this phrase. "Verpissen, sonst schlag ich dich ins Hals"

(piss off or I'll punch you in the throat)
(garfi3ld, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:40, archived)
# *repeats*
Verpissen, sonst schlag ich dich ins Hals...

definitely has a ring to it. :)

and just because no one else seems to have said it yet: schnell! schnell, kartoffelkopf!
(I helped save b3ta! frunt It's been a while..., Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:42, archived)
# I know a little german
he's sitting over there
*waves*
(unkle77 Click sig for totally ambient tunes!, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:50, archived)
# Ich wohne in Grimsby
das ist in nord ost england
(unkle77 Click sig for totally ambient tunes!, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:42, archived)
# magst du fisch?
es gibt sehr viel fisch in Grimsby, nicht wahr?
(I helped save b3ta! frunt It's been a while..., Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:44, archived)
# nein nein nein
keine fische in grimsby. Fische quotas von european union mit margaret thatcher uber fucken sie town over.

Ich actually wohne in cleethorpes, in der nahe von grimsby.

Wie pissen on sie fische
(unkle77 Click sig for totally ambient tunes!, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:48, archived)
# saw him last week
it was a moment of musical comedy genius
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:31, archived)
# und das ist die ganze sache
*larfs*

*wanders off to observe his washing up through the plastic veg tray from the fridge*
(I helped save b3ta! frunt It's been a while..., Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:35, archived)
# Have you heard his Belgian jazz
version of Dr Who.

Pure fucking genius.

If you're interested, I could FTP it up somewhere...
(I helped save b3ta! String Theory sometimes feeds the sparrows too, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:35, archived)
# aye
he didn't do belgian jazz this time around
he did banjo stairway to heaven though
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:37, archived)
# He did
an inspired version of zippedy doo-dah as the national anthem. Think it was inspired by Portishead, tres amusant.
(Kendal, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:38, archived)
# and a very good
version of the BBC news theme.
(I helped save b3ta! frunt It's been a while..., Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:39, archived)
# Oat
I think you've created nightmareish creature with the potential to be nice to a human and then for no known reason, peck them to death.

And follow them around the room with it's eyes, without moving it's body!

AAARGH


(and woo) ..(Twit-t WOO)
(I helped save b3ta! Nath, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:32, archived)
# I
Also have a cawl:



edit, but it isn't tame because it has no collar
(Anders Last had a work LOL on, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:32, archived)
# He looks bizarrely Lord of the Rings...
...sort of ethereal fantasy novel creature. And such things wear no collars.
(Conrad Poohs has been experimenting with genetic engineering, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:34, archived)
# True
dat.
(Anders Last had a work LOL on, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:35, archived)
# Did someone say Lord of the Rings?
plugplugplugplugplug
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:52, archived)
# Phew, it's sooo hot!
I might just pop to the shop and get myself one of these....


sorry for the punnage!
(sbeck, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:25, archived)
# Dont you just love ice mice?
especially the soft bits.
(I helped save b3ta! Randomgazz, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:27, archived)
# is that...
a micicle ?
(insaniac1, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:29, archived)
# is it an ice cream for pikey children
made by sticking a Tesco value chicken on a stick?

Woo to mice lollies!
(yetius maximus, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:48, archived)
# I have no clue what those guys are on
or on about.

but it is strangely mesmerising to watch:
www.letigreworld.com/sweepstakes/html_site/song/deceptacon/deceptaconvideo.html

Also: Brilliant pen jonglage:
www.koreus.com/files/200406/jonglage_stylo_doigt.html

(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:25, archived)
# i suspect we are oblitorating their bandwidth as we speak
go us!

[edit] how very very odd
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:28, archived)
# It's either huge,
or a Hmaster-driven server.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:28, archived)
# got it from IRC
from someone who found it on a board. Hence I think they are not afraid of traffic.
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:29, archived)
# loons
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:30, archived)
# WTF?
...and you discovered that... how?

agree - strangely hypnotic! and strangely crap too...
(Wombat Joe, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:30, archived)
# oh. my. god.
greatest. dance. evar. made my morning really. well since i'm doing damn revision anything but computers or chemistry is a welcome break...
(I helped save b3ta! Taxman, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:37, archived)
# w00
This song has been a staple in my dj set for a while...I had no idea that it was accompanied by such a woosome video!
(Stripper Vicar, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:45, archived)
# Eeek!
Time transportation music video. That so belongs in 1982. Oooh...next week's compo, b3ta and the net generally as it would appear in 1982.

Or not.

Maybe.
(sacredchao, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 17:29, archived)
# I'm going to pearoast this as it's from the night shift a few days ago.

CFB
I bet most people here have seen it though
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:18, archived)
# nice
and that's a nasty papercut :)
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:20, archived)
# Yup, seen it.


*walks off, whistling*
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:21, archived)
# you call that whistling?

you should wet your lips a bit more
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:22, archived)
# I would
but your mum's gone to the shops.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:23, archived)
# sexcellent
woo to your retort.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:27, archived)
# damn
his wit is too sharp for me

i shall be back though

*shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:30, archived)
# Pffft!
.
(I helped save b3ta! Jacksonville Missed me fuckin Candles, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:28, archived)
# hahahaha
*breathes*

best reply ever...

(my knee hurts, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:40, archived)
# That reminds me.
I got a worrying letter today and on the envelope it said 'WE WANT YOUR BLOOD'.
I was very scared, until I opened it and it was from the blood donoring people.
EDIT: Lovely pic-a-mature though!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:22, archived)
# Well
I hadn't seen it. Woo!

Have a crappy planet
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:24, archived)
# that's no moon!
woo!
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:36, archived)
# that's one hell of a long address
on that envelope.
(I helped save b3ta! frunt It's been a while..., Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:25, archived)
# Maybe they're being accurate?
21 (Not 20 or 22) Green (Not black or pink) Lane (not avenue or drove).
London (not manchester or birmingham)... ETC.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:28, archived)
# Probably something like this...
132 Madeup Ave.
Nowhereton
Lancheshamptonshire
England
The Earth
The Solar System
Orion spiral arm
Milky way galaxy
Virgo supercluster
The Universe
(I helped save b3ta! Canker, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:32, archived)
# no
it's the first verse of a song
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:35, archived)
# Ah well
Can't argue with that
(I helped save b3ta! Canker, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:37, archived)
# Ugly Girlfriends
You appear to be dating your sister...




previous thread here
(DrTchock reporting live from the White Chocolate Farm, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:17, archived)
# Urrghh!
Bruce Forsythe should not have been allowed to breed!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:19, archived)
# What beautiful
kiddies they'd make!
(blindspot, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:19, archived)
# Face-swapping day ??


Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:20, archived)
# That's too disturbing for words...
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:21, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha
genius!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:24, archived)
# oh my word...
*bleaches mind*
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:24, archived)
# nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
(garfi3ld, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:35, archived)
# Ugh
And I'd just got that Aphex Twin video out of my head, as well...
(I helped save b3ta! String Theory sometimes feeds the sparrows too, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:30, archived)
# ARGH!





i actually fancy myself!
(DrTchock reporting live from the White Chocolate Farm, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:31, archived)
# well there we go then ..
(hmmm ...*thinks* OW, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:13, archived)
# ...again on our own?
woo!
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:15, archived)
# shameless repost(s)



clickys for first two!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:22, archived)
# Bah!
You should have made that Quo one HUGE.. For wallpapery goodness....
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:24, archived)
# I do have it fairly big on my home pc, I think
Doesn't look very good though. Will check this evening
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:26, archived)
# pearost
(I helped save b3ta! rollingcabbage is still alive, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:29, archived)
# Well, what with all the Big Bro posts at the mo....
(sbeck, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:13, archived)
# what with all the BB posts
I still find myself not giving a fuck

[edit] apols for unfluffyness, see name for reason
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:14, archived)
# me too
cant see what the fuss is

i might tune in later to see if they show the fighting
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:15, archived)
# There was a link to it late this morning.
Windows Media File
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:16, archived)
# er... I can't get the link working!!
Can anybody else?
(sbeck, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:24, archived)
# its ok for me
got at a blistering pace too(this may have something to do with the fact we connect through Oxford Uni to get to SJ : ) )
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:25, archived)
# Yup, works fine.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:25, archived)
# I think they have removed it now
as I'm getting a 404
(I helped save b3ta! fastcar, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:28, archived)
# I heard about
the fighting. If this continues, it might get "interesting". I hope they near-fatally wound each other. That would be quite funny...
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:19, archived)
# tried getting on the big brother site before

it appears to be borked though............
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:22, archived)
# I got on about an hour ago.
It's dull as shit really.

You coming to town to watch the footy?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:23, archived)
# Sorry to hear it :(
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:15, archived)
# ahhh, I totally understand, bud.
My girlfriend's just gone travelling round Europe (planned with her best mate before we got together!!) and so we had to split up before she left!! Oh well, there's plenty of room up here on the shelf. Budge up, guys! *shuffles along to make room*
(sbeck, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:16, archived)
# why did you have to split up
before she left?

Is she a slut that can't go a couple of weeks without sex?
(Errol, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:24, archived)
# Ooh
*hopes*

sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:27, archived)
# nah!
It's cos I'M such a slut that I can't go a couple of weeks without sex!!

Hahaha!! No the real reason is that she originally booked the trip to get away from everything - ex-fiance, parents, work, stress. She just didn't bank on getting hooked up on me, so we decided it was the best thing to do. Gonna hook up again when she get's back in August though!
(sbeck, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:28, archived)
# I'm sorry to hear of your regained single status...
On the other hand..

Britney Spears is shagging around... Go for the big cheese !
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:17, archived)
# eeeurgh
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:18, archived)
# If I was being nice about her.
I would say she had something of the Sigourney Weaver about her.
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:18, archived)
# If i was being nice about her
I'd say she looks a bit like Optimus Prime
(ClockworkDespot, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:20, archived)
# Have you looked for it?
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:14, archived)
# He should try down the back of the sofa.
I found my dignity down there.
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:17, archived)
# repost: gayshift to dayshift
big
solly
painted in photoshop
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:09, archived)
# its damon

he drinks brandy and coke

and i mean ALL TEH BRANDY AND COKE
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:10, archived)
# Nice... but why???
When you could just filter the photo
(eyebrows, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:12, archived)
# because he can
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:12, archived)
# I can do a lot of things
doesn't mean I have to do them all.
(eyebrows, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:50, archived)
# what is the point in merely
filtering a photo? I'm not some hack, you know.
edit: :)
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:21, archived)
# Didn't mean to offend
It is very good. It's just a comment on the whole realist movement as a whole. I can draw and paint stuff that looks exactly like a photo too. I just wish I had more of a fine art/abstract style that's all.
(eyebrows, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:43, archived)
# ahh, i wasn't offended
edited my post to clarify :)
i just like doing this style of pic, wasn't implying that you were a hack or anything
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:48, archived)
# the problem with reposting for the dayshift in the morning
is that the nightshift has only just woken up and come online
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:11, archived)
# true
there's too many timezones on here :)
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:15, archived)
# I cant understand why
we had to give up lesbian hour in favour of the gay shift :(
(I helped save b3ta! Silentbob, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:16, archived)
# bloody women, coming on our internet
asking for sexual equality and rubbish like that.

The should stay on webcams where they belong!
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:20, archived)
# not true! well ok..
i'm almost out of bed. maybe in an hour or so.
/who puts on the coffee?
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:17, archived)
# I do both shifts.
woo again!
(I helped save b3ta! Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:36, archived)
# Happiness

c.f.b.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:08, archived)
# oh god
that is so splurt worthy

w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:09, archived)
# is that the same
as blart?

felicitations on this beautiful day, mr bunny. how are you?
(yetius maximus, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:25, archived)
# that is
lovely!

Thanks for fluffiness.
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:09, archived)
# yay!
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:11, archived)
# What happened next?
SHOW US. SHOW US HARD.

Edit: That really is very nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:11, archived)
# He protected her honour in a fight
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:12, archived)
# *splurt


*gets cloth
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:13, archived)
# This could be a series
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:15, archived)
# ahhahahaha!
if i pretended that i'd sprayed coffee all over my screen every time i saw something funny, i'd have pretended just now
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:18, archived)
# Utterly, utterly wooful
I doff my hat at your djinn's posterior, sir. Pray, what transpires after such a spendid display of the penguinly art of fisticuffs?
(sacredchao, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:32, archived)
# Larf!
Best picture in the world, ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:54, archived)
# I pronounce you
as the new king of woo-land
(damndirtyape, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 19:53, archived)
# absolbloodymarvellous
is that
(I helped save b3ta! flares, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:11, archived)
# That am woo!!!!
^_^

(sbeck, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:11, archived)
# Happiness, happiness - the greatest gift that I possess
I left my undies in the bath
And my penis lying on the garden path,
Now my groin looks like the face of Rory McGrath
I don't know how I got in this mess!
Oh happiness, happiness...

Te dum te dee te dum!

Woo and yay!
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:14, archived)
# brilliant
and wwwwoooo
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:15, archived)
# best penguin
shop ever

WOO

&

YAY
(I helped save b3ta! thegoose, quietly backs out of the room hoping no one noticed, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:15, archived)
# woo! yay!
nice detailing with the reflections and all..
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:19, archived)
# that gives me a semi
wooliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:43, archived)
#
that's the best picture I've seen all week.
Was he lost?
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:52, archived)
# he was - physically and mentally.
but she has turned his life around.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 14:23, archived)
# YES!
Yes Yes Yes
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 14:23, archived)
# he touches her in a way that only penguines know how
and in a place that most women will never know
(b3rl1n, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:32, archived)
# Worst chat-up line ever, though
"'Ello darlin' - wanna see my fish?"
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 16:56, archived)
# aww
that's a beautiful start to my day.

woo and yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 22:16, archived)
# that goes above and beyond cute.
i love it!!!
(raggedy anarchist, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 4:05, archived)
# very much
like bloom county eh?
Is that penguin chap's name Opus?


tis awesome yoo way
(Justin egg, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 4:40, archived)
# Woo for me!! (Third attempt at posting this)
Any Finsbury Park B3tans may be aware of the N4 Art Prize, which closed on Saturday. I’ve just had a phone call from the organisers to tell me that my entry has won second prize – so I get a materials voucher, a custom framing, and it gets exhibited at the Finfest in July.

I’m dead chuffed.


CFB

Edit: I should explain that "Samaj" means "Neighbourhood" in Gujurati, and that it's meant to be a Bollywood film poster. Sort of.
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:05, archived)
# I lived in Finsbury Park once
do I get a prize?

edit: well done.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:08, archived)
# I've seen that post 3 times now do I get a prize?
Edit: and the pics changed???
(eyebrows, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:09, archived)
# Really?
Which bit?

Ooh, and ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:10, archived)
# I can't remember exactly
but it was near a nandos chicken place.

(I worked for a company that went bust and had to move house at the same time. I ended up broke and on someones floor for a month. It wasn't the greatest time of my life.)
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:12, archived)
# Stroud Green
Road probably.
(tomsk, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:13, archived)
# yep - that sounds right
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:14, archived)
# I lived near the Nandos
but that was before it was a Nandos. was a dodgy pub instead, staffed and frequented by a bunch of casual racist fucktards.

Twas the corner of Stroud Green Road and Tollington Park Road, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! frunt It's been a while..., Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:15, archived)
# Yep, that's exactly where it is.
I miss Stroud Green, it was nice living there. Slightly grotty, but in a good way. Has some character.
(tomsk, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:20, archived)
# I really enjoyed living there
but I'm not sure I'd want to do it again.
(I helped save b3ta! frunt It's been a while..., Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:27, archived)
# I want to go back,
but then I'm currently stuck in Yorkshire, so any part of London would be an improvement.
(tomsk, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:29, archived)
# I love it
Especially the Italian waitresses in Pappagone
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:29, archived)
# Stroud Green Road
That's where I am. Small world, when I were a lad this were all trees etc
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:15, archived)
# As did I, when I was
broke and couldn't afford a real place to live.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:11, archived)
# finsbury park spelled backwards
is krapy rubsnif
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:12, archived)
# How very
fucking apt is that!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:20, archived)
# And St Johns Wood
Is the ONLY station on the underground that contains no letters from the word "Mackerel"
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:21, archived)
# is that
a fact?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:23, archived)
# Yep
You will spend ages trying to find an exception
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:25, archived)
# Hi Rob
did you know that your knuckle cracking thingy was being reused here ?

www.mundofryky.com/Noticias/2004/mayo/noti_fax_4/nudillos.htm

I'll delete this if required.

woo to the post !
(I helped save b3ta! fastcar, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:12, archived)
# no I didn't
oh well. At least it still has my name on it.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:13, archived)
# are they hosting it as well
or leeching your bandwith ?
(I helped save b3ta! fastcar, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:14, archived)
# the first thing I checked!
and nah - they are hosting it
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:15, archived)
# Rob, you have
the rubberiest email in the world. Did any of the Tangerine Man links get to you? What did you think once you'd sobered up?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:16, archived)
# yeah - I got the linky to the tangerine song
we'll probably play it tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:17, archived)
# Hoorah!
Although I'll be netless (and possibly legless) in Dublin. I'll look out for the torrent next week.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:18, archived)
# good stuff
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:23, archived)
# I think it's brill,
it made me laugh lots. Woo to you and MissPrism.
(tomsk, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:19, archived)
# Cheers.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:20, archived)
# cool
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! fastcar, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:16, archived)
# I answered before
woo to you, I missed it as I just get there to sleep, and get stuck in traffic in between there and hammersmith the rest of the day.
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:09, archived)
# Oooh.
I used to live not 50 yards from the shop at the bottom of the film-reel thingy on that there pic.
(tomsk, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:10, archived)
# Ooooh Finsbury Park
lots of gayers on July 3rd......
(don't tell him Pike!!, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:19, archived)
# Hmm...
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:04, archived)
# HuZZah !!!


4-0 ...Heskey with 4 !
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:05, archived)
# that 4 nil defeat means England are out of the competition
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:08, archived)
# We'd have beat the French if Shearer had been playing..*
..5-2







* ..Maybe a lie
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:10, archived)
# Blimey
that's a bit good.
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:09, archived)
# cor!
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:10, archived)
# Hurrah! IN-GER-LAaAaAaAand!
I fucking hate England supporters. Bunch of fucking twats making me feel ashamed to be the same pissing nationality. Cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:07, archived)
# yeah, great comment there
....

I hope by that you mean the hooligans, not the ones who just want to enjoy the match with a pint.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:08, archived)
# Pretty much just the hooligans,
but I'll also include the wankers in the pub who feel the need to make racist/xenophobic comments about opposition players/Emile "the useless cunt" Heskey all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:18, archived)
# agreed
Thick as pig shit, that crowd
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:25, archived)
# I wish i were German.
EDIT: in the 30s.
(Hazhar, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:08, archived)
# you change your nationality
with your age?

(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:15, archived)
# Bit of a generalisation
isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:17, archived)
# hmmmm.
how true.
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:07, archived)
# Dirty shameless TJ
to ask: wot, no question of the week?

I'd like to have a 'stuff you can't be arsed to shop' one. A one-stop hummus swap-shop, if you like.
(I helped save b3ta! frunt It's been a while..., Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:10, archived)
# just me then?
oh well

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! frunt It's been a while..., Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:20, archived)
# what about 3
Mmmmmmh! The football stadium was overrun by giant pizzas who stole our brains!

Let's sit around drooling!
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:10, archived)
# Bugger!
I bloody well always forget one!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:12, archived)
# Or...
...will something happen that has nothing to do with football but just happens to involve English people in the same country and yet the media will report it as "England fans in night of violence"

?
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:11, archived)
# I like that thought...
The Sun will tell us we're all scum...



...Then act like racists towards the Germans/Argentinians when we play them
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:15, archived)
[challenge entry] This MUST have been done before

If it has been, I apologise, and if it hasn't, why not? Somebody has to be unoriginal around here. Gimp appears to have mangled it to, so it's rubbish to boot!
(The Mad Mr Wiggy, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:03, archived)
# linux is a virus
(blind corner, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:05, archived)
# but
xp/office is poo
(Dangermouse., Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:09, archived)
# but xwindows is dreadful
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:11, archived)
# Daddy Mack and the Mack Daddy say:




Look Left... Look Right... and JUMP JUMP !!
(insaniac1, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:01, archived)
# hee hee!
that is bonkers
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:03, archived)
# Wonder what they're doing now...
..Time ?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:04, archived)
# Probably
fwapping over the Olsen twins...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:08, archived)
# Not all
people of African origin end up in the slammer after dwindling fame you know...

(I helped save b3ta! LittlePixel, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:08, archived)
# believe it or not
www.sonymusic.com/artists/KrisKross/
(insaniac1, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:11, archived)
# How to cross the road
with your kex on backwards.
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:04, archived)
# very
funny that!
(I helped save b3ta! flares, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:07, archived)
# Barry loved


his new meals on wheels service. The road planners just didn't understand what had happened...

seamless......
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:01, archived)
# bowl of hummus to the winner
(I'm an elastic firecracker, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:00, archived)
# cock van kitten?
(Hazhar, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:00, archived)
# close but no cigar
(I'm an elastic firecracker, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:01, archived)
#
sounds like an evil Swedish count
(marlin hunter, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:04, archived)
# oh i see!
vee pooer indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:01, archived)
# fuck off
(I'm an elastic firecracker, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:01, archived)
# Good lord!
Wind yer neck in love!
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:03, archived)
# dick van dike
that's no van,




it's a space station
(blind corner, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:01, archived)
# dick van dyke?
/can't think of a witty sarcastic answer
(Gimbo, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:01, archived)
#
"Cawk awf, Mary Poppins."
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:01, archived)
# er...
cock... van... kitten...
knob... van... twunt...
(I helped save b3ta! frunt It's been a while..., Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:01, archived)
# I know, I know!
Dick Van Dyke

But I'm a slow bastard, fucksocks!
(King Mong, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:01, archived)
# penis transit arsehole?
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:01, archived)
# dick
van dyke

heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:01, archived)
# myyyyyyyyyyyyy milkshake brings all the cats to the yard
and they're like, how are you gentlemen
damn right, you have no chance to survive
i could take off every zig, but i'd have to charge
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:02, archived)
# Lor' lumme, Maaary Poppins!
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:02, archived)
# dick van dyke?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:02, archived)
#
I think so. hahaha
(marlin hunter, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:03, archived)
# yes


Edit: woo piccy
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:09, archived)
# On my driving theory practice CD-ROM...

... I noticed this guy looked like Lenin. Anyone else see the similarity?
Also, answer this question.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 12:58, archived)
# What are we?
Your theory test question answering bitches?

It's 11:30pm and 7am.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 12:59, archived)
# Well done!
Have an invisible gold star!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:00, archived)
# I don't need one
I already have a driving licence.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:02, archived)
# Damn you...
... well, I will soon... scared? I am!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:03, archived)
# Yup.
It's Yoko Ono's car.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 12:59, archived)
# Yes he does!
The third answer, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 12:59, archived)
# 11.30 - 7?
(Gimbo, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 12:59, archived)
# that one
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:00, archived)
# 1) Yes
2) the second one*

* may be wishful thinking
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:00, archived)
# Tsk, the third one.
Go to the back of the class.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:01, archived)
# Don't drive and have no wish to
what with living in a city with the best-integrated public transport system in the country (even if the tube can be shit sometimes)

So :p to you and your desire to get to places at a time and manner suitable to you, rather than based on the whim of the crappy companies that run things.
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:05, archived)
# I have no desire to drive at all, I am being made to by my parents.
Who think it would be great for my future career plans. And did they help paying for my car insurance? Did they bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:09, archived)
# you should never use your horn
(I'm an elastic firecracker, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:00, archived)
# You should when warning other drivers of your presence.
Or the presence of a hazard.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:02, archived)
# Or if
you're a fat-arsed lazy taxi driver at any time of the day or night.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:03, archived)
# or making slow fuckers move at the lights...
or getting old biddies out of your way


what? is that not right?
(I helped save b3ta! frunt It's been a while..., Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:05, archived)
# pffft
fresh nectarine all over the place now.

and bolix to nosemonkey and his mass-transport-system-elitest-views.....
(Dangermouse., Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:07, archived)
# I'll bollocks you in a minute
Chance'd be a fine thing
Promises promises!
Aaaaaaaaand relax...
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:09, archived)
# pft :P
I happen to enjoy driving in town. Cambridge circus is one of my favourite places to sit in traffic and picadilly sends me into fits of extasy...
(Dangermouse., Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:11, archived)
# use
side-mounted rockets to move slow fuckers at lights ....
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:09, archived)
# it's a bit of a gray area
what counts as "warning drivers of your presence"

I just don't use mine cos it sounds really gay ;)
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:08, archived)
# So does mine.
A little Mini *toot* would make anyone fall over and die laughing.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:10, archived)
# Yes, never
It lets them know you are about to run them over. Sometimes use on a Saturday, purely to increase the sport of it all :P
(I helped save b3ta! Silentbob, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:03, archived)
# what about your car's horn?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:04, archived)
# Why do cows have bells?
Because their horns don't work.
Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:06, archived)
# ah
the old ones are still the old ones
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:10, archived)
# nope
If I had said "it would let them know I was about to shag them up the back bottom" then I would have been talking about my other horn ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Silentbob, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:15, archived)
# yeah it looks like lenin,
however, first glance resembled Colonel Klink (Hogan's Heroes) - then I looked closer...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Probably been done...

Supersize it...
(I helped save b3ta! Lempraadon, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 12:54, archived)
# woo
mindpiss some days back
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:12, archived)
# ;) :)


EDIT: Very sorry! ;) I wasn't sure the size, but if you f5 it, it will be size 400 pixels instead of 1024 pixels.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 12:50, archived)
# *squints*
© ACME Standard Reply Co.

EDIT: that's better :)
(I helped save b3ta! frunt It's been a while..., Thu 17 Jun 2004, 12:51, archived)
# Can you make that a bit bigger please?
Twat.
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 12:51, archived)
# *squints*
bigger!
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 12:51, archived)
# Fuck me, that's MASSIVE
(As the missus says every night etc.)
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 12:52, archived)
# I have
a superking size bed as well they are really good are they no
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 12:53, archived)
# eh what
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 12:57, archived)
# I love that film!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 12:58, archived)
# as do i!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 12:59, archived)
# Yay!
I hope the sequel gets a cinema release here.
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:00, archived)
# SEQUEL!!!!!
The joy!!!
"Kung Pow - The Double Fisting" perhaps???
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Badger isn't really evil, but is a badger., Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:16, archived)
# my misses only ever
refers to the massiveness of the superking size bed at night assumed that was what he was talking about
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 12:59, archived)
# ah right.
/single
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:00, archived)
# ........ massive
Then you wake up.
(Glen Moranjie, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 15:21, archived)
#
*squints
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 12:52, archived)
# I can't read the text.
It's too small.
(I helped save b3ta! Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 12:52, archived)
# okay, fishcake brain
hit f5 and it goes small
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:01, archived)
# Tis a touch large-ish
and you forgot to delete the post below..... [EDIT]oops, there it goes.
otherqise, yay for bawoons

[EDIT]MS paint or photoed and RESIZE!!!!. or linky linky.

[EDITWHOREX2] woo, well done. fixeded all now!
(Dangermouse., Thu 17 Jun 2004, 12:52, archived)
# Mar-vel-ous
:)))))
(I helped save b3ta! Kolonel, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 12:53, archived)
#
rite back @ ya! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 13:00, archived)
# how big?
EDIT: yay for balloons :)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 12:54, archived)
# <img src="yadayadaya" width="500" />
and you're sorted


edit: good good
(Gimbo, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 12:55, archived)
# You didn't know it was that big?
The image is called 'bigballons.jpg' . I assume you named it.

EDIT: Much nicer. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 12:55, archived)
# the balloons are big
not the picture
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 12:56, archived)
# and you are using what exactly as a size reference?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 12:59, archived)

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