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# Easilly
amused, these royals...


(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:53, archived)
# Arf.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:53, archived)
# Yay!
for Royal dad jokes!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:53, archived)
# woo and yay
I assume the joke went "my second cousin the dutchess of davenport has no nose"
" how d....."
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:58, archived)
# because she's an inbred mutant!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:58, archived)
# Not quite,
it went: Camilla's pussy's got no nose....
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:59, archived)
# female genital
mutilation is not a fit subject for jokes. Its number 10 on the scotish parliments list of important things to deal with. Thats how important it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 12:01, archived)
# I
was talking about her cat. Now I must go to Edinburgh to listen to an important debate they're having.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 12:03, archived)
# Alaska
(I helped save b3ta! Tone Depear fucking rocks, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 12:03, archived)
# Decorating for pensioners?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:51, archived)
# go on Dave,
I hereby challenge you to combine the 'anything goes' and the soap opera...


(Edit - 'Woo BTW!)
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:52, archived)
# Challenge accepted!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:53, archived)
# GO DAVE GO!
rah rah rah... etc.

(sorry, cheerleading more visual than I hoped)
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:57, archived)
# You fool,
you don't know what you've unleashed.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:58, archived)
# sorry everyone...
But I think he'd be hard pressed to come up with anything, and it'll keep him off the board for a few weeks/days/minutes...
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 12:01, archived)
# Clever...
clever.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 12:04, archived)
# woo
a new one man bandwagon? You will have to go some to beat anything
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:53, archived)
# not again, if you
dont stop this youll get us a bad name
(Utopia Planitia, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:56, archived)
# how many
strings does a banjo have?
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:58, archived)
# depends on
who is playing!
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Mon 13 Sep 2004, 12:00, archived)
# stay out of this
this is between me and me . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 12:01, archived)
# if a banjo could have strings
oh sorry! Wrong tongue twister
(I helped save b3ta! Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 12:02, archived)
# Poo off!
nobhole!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:59, archived)
# question Dave...
why two accounts - one old, one newish???

edit: and arguing with yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 12:03, archived)
# [sigh]
I am only the real me. The other is an imposter!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 12:07, archived)
# liar
(Utopia Planitia, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 12:08, archived)
# go on
give him a smack - HARD!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 12:11, archived)
# so answer the question then!
How many strings does a banjo have?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 12:16, archived)
# he'll give you a nasty nip
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:46, archived)
# friends?
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:47, archived)
# hahahaha
nice knot he's tied there :)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:48, archived)
# difficult
with wings
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:50, archived)
# is it real?
edit: oh, wait a minute, no - I can see now...

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:50, archived)
# still from The Village?
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:51, archived)
# Damn that's good
I believe it os a member of the reptillius tittus genus, eating mainly seeds and babies.
(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:47, archived)
# woo and
yay to your allytit or crocofinch
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:49, archived)
# that's
top banana!
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:50, archived)
# Nice one
Scares me, though.

(Colonel Asswrinkle, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:50, archived)
# Well hellair..!
alt text

EDIT: Oh fuck it..!
EDIT ": It's hard to do it wrong... even for the sake of humour...but....there...you...are.....I...did...it..!! waaaaaah

and one from last night - Some people just haven't got it.
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:46, archived)
# nice blinking action there
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:46, archived)
#
YOUR

/pedant
(I helped save b3ta! Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:47, archived)
# Wrong
and I don't care what the tradition is here - I demand my damn apostrophes :)
(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:48, archived)
# NO NO NO NO NO!
repeat after me:

your all gay
were all gay
there all gay
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:49, archived)
# I was going to
spang you with a frying pan, but I like your Princess Bride user name so you have been spared for once.
(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:51, archived)
# despite your desire to hit me with cooking utensils,
the fact remains that the wrongness of the grammar is an essential part of 'your all gay.'
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:58, archived)
# It's part of the history of b3ta
It's based on a troll who went off the rails and started shouting at everyone. One of the things he shouted stuck. Your All Gay!!!!1111
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 12:05, archived)
# And Heres the poof! (err I mean proof! do I?)
(Spenglebert Humptyback, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 13:02, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:52, archived)
# Ok then.


(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:54, archived)
# "you're" not "your"


(sigh)...

nevermind..
(willtheyorwon'tthey, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 12:00, archived)
#
please read
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 12:01, archived)
# Spelling correctly
is for poofs.
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 12:10, archived)
# Perhaps...
...the Emperor is referring to a gay that is owned by you. Hence, your gay. Not his gay, yours. Otherwise, sterling work on the grammatical error spotting there.
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 12:09, archived)
# That's
very logical, mrlogic.
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 12:11, archived)
# that's very good
but to get it correct, you have to spell it wrong, otherwise we wont understand it, were all gay you see.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:48, archived)
# it's a constant source of
contusions
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:49, archived)
# indeed
we need some sort of rhyme to help people remember...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:51, archived)
# In days of yore
they all used you're
but we did yaw
and now use your
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:54, archived)
# That rocks HARD
and it's much better than anything I was comming up with - I went along the lines of concentrating on dropping the apostrophe, but to no avail. Huzzar to you!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 12:00, archived)
# Um... thank you...
I'd... er... like to thank my mother...
and God... and erm... Condi Rice... and... and...
of course... Bob Geldof, thanks Bob!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 12:18, archived)
# er...
when on B3ta, Hip horray,
you must spell it "your all gay"
if you don't, you'll have a fight
and everyone will think your shite.
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:55, archived)
# Woo Yay Hoopla
I'm going to keep hold of these and bring them out whenever there is any argument as to what the propper spelling is.

Rock On!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 12:03, archived)
# were all best at teh spelling,
so we have more fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:51, archived)
# YOU ARE ALL GAY (you're all gay)
(peewee13, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 12:09, archived)
# .
Indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 12:16, archived)
# Beautiful painty goodness


Like all of my work, done in paint.
(I helped save b3ta! Le Brad, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:45, archived)
# if I had an axe like jeff
scaring my neighbours would be high on my to do list too :)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:49, archived)
# hehe
lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:57, archived)
# ° )
this year's winner is/

sorry for utter shit and seamlessness!
(and for pearoasting also)
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:44, archived)
# Hooray! for healthy decorating
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:42, archived)
# pfffft
You big cleaner of surfaces prior to painting puff you
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:43, archived)
# Did you miss this?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:44, archived)
# Yes I did
I feel I must ask, do your farts really make the wall paper fall off?
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:45, archived)
# No, TLH's
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:45, archived)
# blimey
the not so lovely if she is fermenting those kinds of flatulant weapons of mass decorating
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:47, archived)
# Agreed!
People reckon Atkins gives you bad breath . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:49, archived)
# what's
a TLH?
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:47, archived)
# The Lovely Hilary
(my beautiful wife - see profile)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:48, archived)
# awww
you look like Richard Pinhorn
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:50, archived)
# *does Google search

Nowt!

Whoooooo!???
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:52, archived)
# also did google search
That just was not nice
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:55, archived)
# I didn't get anything!
Bah!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:59, archived)
#
1) arf

2) arf

3) arf
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:47, archived)
# I
don't get that
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:46, archived)
# [sigh]
Sizing is when you coat the porous wall prior to papering.

Failure to size a wall properly may result in the paper peeling off.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:48, archived)
# aha
so that's why my wallpaper keeps falling off
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:49, archived)
# size = paste = cement
(Colonel Asswrinkle, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:48, archived)
# hehehe
diet cleaning
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:45, archived)
# YAY!
It's 'take your daughter to work day'!

(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:40, archived)
# yay for moral suicide!
and yay for the pic!
(I helped save b3ta! Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:41, archived)
# Arf!
Pocket money?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:41, archived)
# Tis more educational
than a jungle gym... start em young i say...
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:42, archived)
# she'll bring in a whole new client base
woo
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:44, archived)
# like her teachers and
vicar, for instance
(I helped save b3ta! Bling Blong Bling Blong, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:46, archived)
# and under sexed
school boys
(I helped save b3ta! ferret charmer, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:57, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:38, archived)
# A visual
oxymoron?

EDIT: How rude of me, very nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! Nath, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:39, archived)
# Woo!
That's great.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:41, archived)
# woo and yay
Is that bush's new look for the election
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:42, archived)
# I suppose it is possible...
just
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:44, archived)
# hahahahahaa
kill the filthy forner. Prolly a turrst.
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:48, archived)
# That's very well done
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:54, archived)
# wooo
and yay

seamless!
(Domothy, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 12:20, archived)
# Not quite a repost.
(themanwhofellasleep, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:24, archived)
# Reminds me of the Exocist.
The scary bit with the cartoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:26, archived)
# Aargh.
Lamp him one!*




*sorry. Really, really sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:27, archived)
# *slaps*


/Not sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:32, archived)
# Knock his lights out!
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:55, archived)
# I got a new puppy on the weekend

His name is Cullen and he's really cute! He's 10 weeks old and HUGE!
(I helped save b3ta! @stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:24, archived)
# Argghhhh!
an anti-cat!!

Get it off!

Get it off!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:25, archived)
# It's ok
he gets on well with the next door neighbour's cat (which is called Mouser!)
(I helped save b3ta! @stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:26, archived)
# Get out!
i love ALL teh dogs!
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:33, archived)
# I heard that
about you
(I helped save b3ta! Nath, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:37, archived)
# awwwwwwwwwwwww
is he a border collie?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:25, archived)
# Cross
border collie and some kind of Huskie
(I helped save b3ta! @stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:26, archived)
# huskie
oh fuck it will be massive
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:27, archived)
# Yep!
but he's just so adorable it's ok!
(I helped save b3ta! @stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:31, archived)
# Not so adorable
when you come home one day to find him standing over the dead body of the gas man. It's a ticking time-bomb, I tell ye.
(mynci boy, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:36, archived)
# but it's ok when he's standing over the dead body
of the tax man...
(I helped save b3ta! @stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:46, archived)
# he will be
the best dog in the world.

we had a collie/husky cross. sweet, soft, good at counting and lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:28, archived)
# I read that as good
at "accounting"

I imagined a dog cooking the books...
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:30, archived)
# I'm hoping it
won't eat my homework though!
(I helped save b3ta! @stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:31, archived)
# oh yeah...
and chewing. and raiding the bin.
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:32, archived)
# If it's good
at accounting then it could do your homework.
Don't let near your maths work though. 2+2 is allowed to equal 18 in accoutancy, but not in Maths.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:33, archived)
# I want to eat your dog.
With Hoi-Sin sauce and a bit cucumber.
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:34, archived)
# then he'll be very very loyal
and also dead clever

*wants a puppy*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:30, archived)
# great!
he can round up the sheep, and bring them back on a sledge.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:34, archived)
# mr tea
meet mr screen
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:37, archived)
# he is cute
although i can tell by the look on his face that he is suffering horribly.
(I helped save b3ta! ferret charmer, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:25, archived)
# suffering sleeping
and pooping all over the place! haha
(I helped save b3ta! @stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:26, archived)
# Well, take his tail out of the paper
shredder you heartless bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:27, archived)
# aww
*regresses*
isn't he pwitty.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:26, archived)
# He's gorgeous
the smallest noise, smell or activity in the house warrants his FULL attention!
(I helped save b3ta! @stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:27, archived)
# how does he smell?
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:29, archived)
# with his
tail.... a very talented pup!
(I helped save b3ta! @stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:30, archived)
# HELLO
not seen you in ages
How is the non interweb hell?
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:26, archived)
# I'm back in the land of the web
but up to my eyeballs in work!
(I helped save b3ta! @stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:28, archived)
# yay for being back on the web
and the puppy is very cute
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:33, archived)
# yay indeed
and he's great... so far!
(I helped save b3ta! @stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:47, archived)
# You only got it at the weekend
and already you have killed it?

Woo and yay to your puppy but you should have let it live, it looks like a good un
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:26, archived)
# We got him on 9/11
I wanted to call him Osama but it was vitoed by the powers that be....

He's named after both ChuCulain (Famous Irish Mythical Hero) and KilCullen which is the town where the ISPCA centre we got him in is....
(I helped save b3ta! @stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:29, archived)
# be sure to treat him well
its a hard life being a family dog, mine keeps reminding me from the comfort of his own double bed

edit I wanted to call mine hadock or tappit but was beaten into calling HIM dax so now I look like a trecky with gender spotting problems
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:32, archived)
# Awwwww
he's beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:31, archived)
# Woah, mindpish or what
i got one yesterday too, and it looks like yours...

Where did you get yours from, you never know, it might have been the same pleace.
(I helped save b3ta! Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:32, archived)
# Got him from the ISPCA
in Kilcullen, co. Kildare... his brother and sister were still there
(I helped save b3ta! @stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:42, archived)
# BAN THIS SICK FILTH!
/Daily Mail
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:34, archived)
# I agree!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:41, archived)
# YAY FOR CATS!
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:43, archived)
# Huzzah!
that's better.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:46, archived)
# Aw!
*tickles
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 12:00, archived)
# awwwwww
I want a puppy NOW!!
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:42, archived)
# Yeah
I'm hungry too . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:45, archived)
# sweetand sour is the best
:)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:47, archived)
# sweet and sour dog thats sick
its far to rich is dog, allthough the enzemes in the pinapple do help break up the meat and make it tender. I propose Kung Po
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:52, archived)
# You know, one day, Crazy Billy is going to get himself hurt.
...but not today.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:23, archived)
# arf
thats great
(I helped save b3ta! kingkong., Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:23, archived)
# *Boing!!!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:23, archived)
# and mr McFlimby
will get himself yayed today
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:24, archived)
# yay
he sure is one damn craaazy antelope
(stone the crows, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:25, archived)
# he lives life on the edge.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:26, archived)
# Arf!
I like that one!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:31, archived)
# Haha!
I like him even more now!
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:34, archived)
# Woooooooo!
That's superb!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:25, archived)
# woo yay
*claps*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:26, archived)
# splendid
good show old boy
(I helped save b3ta! ferret charmer, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:27, archived)
# Fucking
dykes.
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:28, archived)
# Brilliant
WYH!
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:37, archived)
# hahaha
he certainly does push his luck
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:40, archived)
# you's a clever one!
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:49, archived)
# I'm not sure my joke is sick enough
Maybe I should make it into a Flash animation?
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:12, archived)
# i'm not sure you're at the psychiatrist
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:13, archived)
# erm
ok
(I helped save b3ta! tico, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:13, archived)
# Yes.
I'm not sure what you're on about.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:14, archived)
# Perhaps...
but im sure you can burn in hell! BURN IN HELL!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:16, archived)
# why not
Just post it in the right place. very few people will be arseed to read it anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:18, archived)
# it probably needs
more dead babies and an extra dose of paedophilia
(stone the crows, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:20, archived)
# I think you may be right
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:21, archived)
# Don't forget about the Nazis.
(Colonel Asswrinkle, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:22, archived)
# Now with added Nazis
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:25, archived)
# Thanks
Much betterer now.
(Colonel Asswrinkle, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:27, archived)
# if you are referring to the joke in your profile
it has been posted already, and in a more concise and amusing way too.
sorry pal
(I helped save b3ta! ferret charmer, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:22, archived)
[challenge entry] and in a parallel restaurant...


man, eating tiger - geddit?
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:09, archived)
# teh beattie?
Nah! no hat!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:09, archived)
# almost teh Beattie...
man and napkin unshopped!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:10, archived)
# unshopped
bloody hell, where can I go for a bowl of tiger heads. I have heard they increase male stripyness

edit: woo
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:12, archived)
# ahem
*where*
(I helped save b3ta! tico, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:15, archived)
# ahem
over there

*points
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:16, archived)
# "Bloody Hell Wear"
It's the latest thing on the streets.

he missed a comma and a ?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:17, archived)
# im just a spelling
pendant.

I'll leave the rest up to someone else.
(I helped save b3ta! tico, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:19, archived)
# ahem
*alse*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:20, archived)
# Fair enough, I'll do commas
There are plenty of apostrophe buffs.

Here's a very quick and dirty "Spelling Pendant"

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:26, archived)
# ha ha ha!!
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:32, archived)
# ahem thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:18, archived)
# most welcome
sir/madam/other
(I helped save b3ta! tico, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:20, archived)
# I'll take an
IT thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:21, archived)
# ahem
Man and napkin unshopped.

tiger/food had a little work done.
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:28, archived)
# woo!
does tiger taste grrrrrrreat?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:15, archived)
# doesn't that happen in china anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:15, archived)
# not the head
just the ground up cock and balls
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:18, archived)
# mmmmm
that's got me salivating ready for lunchtime...

tiger dickie and manbumps on toast please...
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:30, archived)
# My eyes deceiving me or....
...is that Jimmy Hill? (He of the football punditry lark?) Never knew he liked tigers (although I suppose in an alternative universe it is quite believable...)
(Captain Fishy, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:59, archived)
# Anyone seen the trailer for the new Addams family film?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:07, archived)
# Have
a begrudged woo.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:09, archived)
# thanks
bugger! I forgot to devote it to Littlepixel

*devotes it to Littlepixel
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:10, archived)
# haha
your persistence is legendary
(stone the crows, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:14, archived)
# 'nk you
ta

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:15, archived)
# once again woo
the weekend has refreshed you? or do you come on everyday (like my ex)?
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:20, archived)
# I dunno . . .
just hummusly recharged I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:24, archived)
# good to see
However I must comment, your grammer and syntax seems different are you you or a name and theme stealer?
only one way to find out, how many strings on a banjo?
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:31, archived)
# Four
unless you are a gayer!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:32, archived)
# good greif
it is you!
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:36, archived)
# Yup!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:41, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(peewee13, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:05, archived)
# heh heh
swear bears
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:08, archived)
# Arf arf arf
Lovely BDC.
(Small Beer, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:09, archived)
# Aww
Isn't it cute? And lilac, such a lovely colour. Woo to swear bears.
(I helped save b3ta! Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:12, archived)
# much better than the real thing
woo
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:16, archived)
# Jahled laughs
when little children cry.

Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:19, archived)
# uNRELATED PIC BUT CHECK OUT THE
BEST FLASH INTRO EVER

www.davidhasselhoffonline.com/

HAVE A ROASTED PICCY:
(I helped save b3ta! theWooinator, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:03, archived)
# What eyes were made for.
:)
(Small Beer, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:06, archived)
# THAT'S AMAZING
i want to kiss the guy who made that!
(I helped save b3ta! tico, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:10, archived)
# Waaahhhh!
Teh flower! Teh flower!

Finally a *real* man.
(Colonel Asswrinkle, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:11, archived)
# oooooh
that's nasty
*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! tico, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:13, archived)
# ha
"the most extreme online experience ever"
(I helped save b3ta! ferret charmer, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:13, archived)
# I was going to post this in the Horace Goes Skiing thread
But everyone deserves some speccy love

www.80snostalgia.com/computers/spectrum/index.html

There goes the working day
(Revels, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:02, archived)
# Huzzah!
thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:05, archived)
# that's what i keep telling myself
but its yet to happen...
(sunny chiba, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:06, archived)
[challenge entry] that intruder chap has got 20 other charges
you know what's he's got?



Also, I reckon I can tenuously get into this weeks challenge...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Bojangles, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:01, archived)
# woo
and trice yay
and a hoopla, roy was on the chuckle brothers the other week, I thought all there material was fresh dagnam repeating bbc
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:03, archived)
# arf!
Chuckle Brothers in fresh material scandal!
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:21, archived)
# well it
came as quite a shock to me. But now I can say "I see dead people, its my own fault for watching the chuckle bros.".
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:23, archived)
# if only
they were dead
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:27, archived)
[challenge entry] In an alternate reality
Glastonbury Tor hunts sheep for sport.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:01, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:02, archived)
# Now that's
MAGIC!
(Revels, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:03, archived)
# What, my woo?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:05, archived)
# Yes. It would.
Yay.
(Small Beer, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:03, archived)
# haha. run you fools!
(He doesn't like the taste of sheep-dog then?)
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:03, archived)
# how delightfully odd
woo
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:06, archived)
# Biz
arre!

woo
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:07, archived)
# there's nowt queerer than folk
or Tor hunts.
(I helped save b3ta! ferret charmer, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:08, archived)
# that's fucking amazing!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:10, archived)
# Ta
Took ages but it's very therapeutic.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:12, archived)
# that's
the ruins of the church of St. Michael, the archangel. the tor is the hill it's on.

now that's the unnecessary pedantry out of the way...

woo! yay!

that am lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:11, archived)
# Ah
Thanks. I assumed the "Tor" was a form of "Tour", i.e. "Tower". Belms!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:13, archived)
#
a perfectly reasonable assumption.
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:15, archived)
# You leave him alone!

*protects Mr. Sheep

there, there . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:21, archived)
# That has made my morning!
Absolutely fucking class.

Raises non-existant hat.
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:21, archived)
# Here, borrow this one
I've got loads

*offers spare
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:22, archived)
# Thanks!
Have a non-existant bottle of 1967 Melot.
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:31, archived)
# Remarkable.
(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:44, archived)
# Haha
That's awesome

(do you mind telling us Americans what it's about?)
(spigot, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 12:40, archived)
# Sure
A building decides to massacre some sheep.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 13:29, archived)
# For Americans
Glastonbury is an innocent-looking village in the south of England, crammed to the rafters with loons and hippies. The Tor is an ancient, unexplained man-made hill at the edge of the village, with a tower at the top, as shown. (If you've heard of King Arthur, the legends are supposedly based here.) On ritual occasions (the equinoxes, the solistices and The Festival*, hordes of manky hippies gather at night at the tower, chanting and playing rhythms, and consuming large quantities of hallucinagenic drugs.)

Other than that, it's mostly surrounded by sheep.

* Glastonbury Festival - like Woodstock, except muddier. Oh, and it happens almost every year.
(Mori, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 17:49, archived)
# The Tor also
attracts many otherwise normal people, who decide to go up there for fun then have HUGE arguments which can be heard for miles around, and have a bit of a falling out and a punch up.

Then they descend the hill all pissed off whilst local youths (e.g. me) and other assorted professionals (me also) gather randomly at the bottom and at benches situated in the surrounding country lanes for something to do as Somerset is horiffically boring.

OH and whilst you're parked up there its a good excuse for couples to make out in the back of YOUR car.

FFS I was saving that honour!
(Rabid, Tue 14 Sep 2004, 19:22, archived)
# Pure genius
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! Hainesey, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 12:42, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Gah, hilarious. Winner? [/wood]
(The_Epitome, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 15:28, archived)
# DESERVEDLY A FP!
that is awesome! that is actually the first and only place i got stung by a wasp. windy as fuck inside that!

LOVE IT!
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Mon 13 Sep 2004, 16:13, archived)
# über-woo!
superb.

fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 16:31, archived)
# That's Python-esque
and bloody woo too!
(damndirtyape, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 17:15, archived)
# super woo
I laughed and laughed and laughed.
(kriste, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 19:59, archived)
# ahahahah
that's too good.

great looping..

woooo!

and yay.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 22:06, archived)
# Cracking
wheeze Sheep.Must avoid angry fortresses. Love Mori's international explanation too.Suppose it was lucky it weren't a bit tor hunt.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 13 Sep 2004, 22:28, archived)
# HAAATSTAAAND

w/y/h
(ClockworkDespot, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 23:26, archived)
# hahaha
i love the way he pushes that sheep into the hedge

woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! GordonShowers, Tue 14 Sep 2004, 13:09, archived)
# A guided Tor!
Ahem. Sorry.
(Monsieur Allotrope is taking Tiger Mountain from behind, Tue 14 Sep 2004, 17:03, archived)
# That's amazing!
and exceedingly well optimized!

woo, yay and more than a smidgeon of houpla!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 14 Sep 2004, 19:33, archived)
# That's very "Python"
And in my book, that's a compliment.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Thu 16 Sep 2004, 12:29, archived)

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