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I like my new lens

...it does great watery effects.

clickification for biggification, man.

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froopyscot may have a prehensile cock, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:33, archived)

lens?

woo

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tolin its me, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:35, archived)

wow.

that's deeply sexy.

have a yay:

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Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:35, archived)

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id10ts WTF happened, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:45, archived)

Hmmm

I spy someone nicking my idea :op.
Classy though!

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Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:49, archived)

Me am like muchly!

WOO!

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Jaffacake, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:36, archived)

Very VERY woo

(Captain Togo: the problem with heroin is its just so moreish, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:37, archived)

Pearoast

Also could any of you kind kind people see fit to help poor little me out and click-through to the Shaun of the Dead Official Website. I'm trying to earn enough points on their Fan Pimp site for a T-Shirt. Pweeeeeese. I'd be very greatful.
P.S. Thanks alot to the people who have already clicked through within seconds of me posting

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Spencer Elden, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:32, archived)

yay for fuzzy things!

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:33, archived)

horay!

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 18:20, archived)

pearoast threadjack

a movie version of the dukes of hazzard?
with jessica simpson as daisy

are they mad?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:33, archived)

originally i heard

it was going to be britney spears as daisy

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rawr isn't really here., Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:35, archived)

blimey

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:36, archived)

Spears is more fwappable than Simpson.

Cuter mouth.
Schoolgirl uniform.
Nicer arse.
Richer.

Wouldn't complain however...

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Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:38, archived)

not a fan of either really

i'd have to say Tara Reid might be a good Daisy

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rawr isn't really here., Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:41, archived)

Ohhh yessss

100% with you there.

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Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:46, archived)

sorry

rachel leigh cook

*explodes*

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:42, archived)

yeah her too

*swoons*

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rawr isn't really here., Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:45, archived)

Remember Ali Landry?

aka Doritos Girl?

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Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:47, archived)

name sounds familiar

but i can't put a face to it...

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rawr isn't really here., Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:48, archived)

Sir, Google is your friend...

www.alilandry.info/index2.html

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Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:53, archived)

*clicks

that was reasonably painless

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kingkong., Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:33, archived)

Thanks alot.

I've already had about 30 clicks in the last minute or so.

You guys are great!

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Spencer Elden, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:38, archived)

how many you need 4 teh shirt?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:40, archived)

10000 points.

lol. I just earned about 400 from that little 5 minute clickathon. 10 points per click.

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Spencer Elden, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:50, archived)

and

yet I'm still waiting for my first cracker topping...

tut...

(Pouched_species, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:40, archived)

sorry to TJ,

but I'm a bit short of cracker toppings just now so if any of you kind people could send me various types of cheeses or spreads I'd appreciate it.

(Pouched_species, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:34, archived)

mmocow_byter claims to have a cheddar stockpile

possibly some could be airlifted in your general direction

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:39, archived)

I'm sure we can arrange something...

(MooCow_Byter, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:43, archived)

Is there

such a thing as a helicopter on B3ta anywhere?

/coat

(Pouched_species, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:46, archived)

Just took this speshul for you:

Went to Tescos last night, did LOTS of cheese shopping while I was eyeing up a girl in the cheese aisle...

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Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:48, archived)

yarg!

that be a cheesey treasures! :\

*vomits a bit*

(quiet_snails, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 18:10, archived)

yay to the rodents!

boo to teh spam :-/

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NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:34, archived)

Woo to pic

clicked through

(Captain Togo: the problem with heroin is its just so moreish, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:36, archived)

At least your honest about it

*click*

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wayward., Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:36, archived)

Bring it on!

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:21, archived)

That made me chuckle.

And chuckle indeed I did.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:22, archived)

Woo!

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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:23, archived)

I love

kittytards! :)

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Jaffacake, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:24, archived)

Kittytard

is that a retarded kitten?

(J-up, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:30, archived)

its like a uni-tard ... Think of Tron-man or whatever his name is :)

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Jaffacake, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:37, archived)

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wayward., Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:27, archived)

Look!

far right! Its Danny Murphy!

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Jaffacake, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:23, archived)

Pfft

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Malchick, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:29, archived)

Heh heh heh.

(MooCow_Byter, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:23, archived)

Woo! to the pic!

Also, repost:

(KittenPervert, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:27, archived)

hee hee

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NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:26, archived)

good bill hunting could be the follow up,

houpla doupla.

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:27, archived)

In my view

a lot of people will be upset either way and going against people known to have guns is perhaps less wise than the alternative...

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Malchick, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:28, archived)

According to Newsround

Some protesters have broken into the Houses of Parliament...It must be importanat - they've even got someone outside the building.

(P-nut Obsessive Compulsive Green Day Disorder..., Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:28, archived)

5 people went into the floor of the house pointing and shouting

but not releasing deadly gas or shooting. But it seems that decision was up to them not the security.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:31, archived)

Check glassco.

Boardsurfers heard about it hours ago...

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Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:55, archived)

haha

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:29, archived)

woo yay. here's another pearoast

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gazz, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:48, archived)

Unshopped - Poor advertising choices

Looks like that carpet company are at it again!

Once again 100% unshopped, appearing in the Fenland Post.

EDIT: This week, they use the failure of the Genesis probe to sell carpet.

Last week they decided to appoint Saddam Hussein as a spokesman

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StuartB Official Operator of Macs, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:18, archived)

Wtf..

..is that yellow UFO type thingymajig?

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Jaffacake, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:19, archived)

THAT'S NO MOON!

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newg rum n coke, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:20, archived)

please ...

.. Dont start that again! :)

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Jaffacake, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:22, archived)

genesis

it's their latest release

a new version of
something falling in the air tonight

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:21, archived)

*awful*

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Jaffacake, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:22, archived)

and would you believe

that mild cheddar has fallen by tuppence a kilo

(Pouched_species, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:20, archived)

Yes.

It stinks.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:21, archived)

Really?

Fuck.

*looks nervously at stockpiled cheddar*

D'you think I should sell now or will it go back up?

(MooCow_Byter, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:23, archived)

no if you sell it then other countries could have more cheddar than us

creating a cheddar gap!

or should that be gorge?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:26, archived)

I think that would be going WHEY too far...

I mean, there's enough displaced curds in this country already...

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Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:29, archived)

*hits secret smile repeatedly with squeaky toy hammer*

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:31, archived)

i'm not surprised, to be brutally honest.

the dairy market has been unstable for a while.

first time cheese buyers are haveing trouble getting their foot on the cheese ladder.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:23, archived)

yes, it's all that

buy to ferment malarkey

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:25, archived)

(not_real had his name thieved, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:22, archived)

woo!

*cracks up

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StuartB Official Operator of Macs, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:24, archived)

heheh

.. Now why didnt i think of that!?

Oh yes .. Coz im talentless :(

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Jaffacake, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:24, archived)

That's not real!!!

/bridgeless

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NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:26, archived)

correction; that's not_real

*laughs at own joke, made for umpteenth time*

(not_real had his name thieved, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:27, archived)

*gets confused*

*falls over*

*crawls off to the pub*

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NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:29, archived)

heehee

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:30, archived)

Have they had

a hummus injection?

(Captain Togo: the problem with heroin is its just so moreish, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:25, archived)

nice, but you lied

i can see it's shopped, the address and number are pixellised *tuts*

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:30, archived)

also..

it's been scanned in from hard copy media too, and resized and re-leveled! ;)

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StuartB Official Operator of Macs, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:40, archived)

I did a bit of editing to a previous post here... and I still am not sure why.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:15, archived)

Seamless you

fuckwrench

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sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:15, archived)

great swearing

*looks around for someone to call fuckwrench*

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:16, archived)

fannyspanner

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:19, archived)

flapmallet

(Pouched_species, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:21, archived)

mingehammer

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:22, archived)

twathatchet

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:26, archived)

fucktrench

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newg rum n coke, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:28, archived)

Arseflaps!

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Jaffacake, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:29, archived)

gashflange

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:29, archived)

muffwelder

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NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:32, archived)

Fudsplicer

(Pouched_species, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:35, archived)

Turdburgler

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newg rum n coke, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:37, archived)

jobbyjabber

(Pouched_species, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:41, archived)

cocksprocket

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NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:22, archived)

vadgegrommet

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Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:26, archived)

quimplunger

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newg rum n coke, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:28, archived)

arf!

best yet

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NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:32, archived)

Indeed it is.

No clearly visible patches of white among the other greyish blue colour what so ever, and the writing colour doesn't seem to dramatically change.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:17, archived)

Nice...

..It's like the paint job on a 1984 Escort XR3i...

(G-Funk, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:17, archived)

you should save the page - graphics and all.

edit the source, and take a screenshot of that.

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newg rum n coke, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:22, archived)

Erm...

I was just doing a quicky before going to cook lemon chicken 'n' rice.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:24, archived)

Quicker doing it my way IMO

but there you go.

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newg rum n coke, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:25, archived)

Flangebracket

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loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:23, archived)

i'm telling grandmaofshoes on you

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:22, archived)

Bloodsucker!

Bush The Bloodsucker!!!

(Doomstudent, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:14, archived)

seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeamleeeeeeeeeeeeeesss

s

and crap

/fluff level 0%

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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:14, archived)

bush the

redex?

edit: ahh copy/paste address works, get an msn account!

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NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:14, archived)

shite

(Pouched_species, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:17, archived)

New recruitment strategy for software development

Its seems we have gone one better than hiring slave labour from overseas and our now ransacking the forests for monkeys to capture and train in the dark arts of software engineering. Well, they are cheaper.....

(coding_monkey, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:12, archived)

Mountain Dew!

Do they still make that?

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:13, archived)

I'm not sure....

But I'm pretty sure its not safe to use on humans anymore.

(coding_monkey, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:14, archived)

i think it kills sperm

or am i thinking of "surge"

who remembers "surge?"

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:20, archived)

schlerm?

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:21, archived)

slurrrrrrmm?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:23, archived)

umpa lumpa dumpety deediant....

...you should not ask about the secret ingreediant!

(coding_monkey, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:28, archived)

Cresta?

frothy furtives!

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Jaffacake, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:21, archived)

they only still make it in the US

its the fat programmer drink of choice over there.

(Hazhar, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:20, archived)

it's disgusting stuff

Lipton Ice Tea is really big in Europe for some insane reason as well

Whereas Tizer and IrnBru... er...

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:21, archived)

Whilst Lipton Ice is dirty

Lipton Ice Peach is lovely and it's that you see all over the Continent.

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dirty barry, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:26, archived)

aha

i see

whereas diet Coke is impossible to find. Coca Cola light just ain;t the same thing

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:34, archived)

Woo!

...But isnt that book back 2 front? ;)

/pedant!

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Jaffacake, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:15, archived)

back to front....

...shhhhhhh maybe nobody will notice....

(coding_monkey, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:17, archived)

Bugger!

...Sorry :(

/creeps off...

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Jaffacake, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:17, archived)

It's ok

it's the japanese edition

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:22, archived)

it's the arabic version

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:17, archived)

you jest but....

check out this

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:17, archived)

I shant ask

how you knew about that site :)

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Jaffacake, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:18, archived)

I'm a support chimp

not a code monkey

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:19, archived)

..... ummm.... Thx! :)

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Jaffacake, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:20, archived)

Quite apart from the grammar...

"Humans and higher primates share approximately 97% of their DNA in common."

I would point out that humans also share about 94% of their DNA with, say anteaters... ants... and probably most living orgasms able to walk!

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Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:24, archived)

I'm sure the creator of the web site cares

please feel free to let them know

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:28, archived)

"visit the primate poker website?"

NSFW surely...

/coat

(Tinfoil Fez, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:53, archived)

Hmm...

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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:19, archived)

Went for a walk today...

click bigger
Didn't see anything interesting so I took a photo of this mountain...

(Henry Normal you can call me Mr. Boring, if you like..., Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:11, archived)

clever arse

woo and yay

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:13, archived)

thought i'd better 'shop something...

to salvage my reputation.

(Henry Normal you can call me Mr. Boring, if you like..., Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:15, archived)

lovely!

i spilt tea on my keyboard yesterday and so i bought a new one, and F5 doesn't work as refresh! have a woo regardless of my emotional trauma

(not_real had his name thieved, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:14, archived)

If it's a Logitech one with an F-key top left... try prodding it.

Mine has all sorts of joyful functions i never use as default, but you press the F-Key and it reverts to good old F1-12.

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Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:18, archived)

blimeh

it is and it works. thankyou good sir, i am infinitely indebted to you. although i'm sure you've already got gmail so i can't really do much about it

(not_real had his name thieved, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:19, archived)

I haven't actually.

If you're feeling generous then I could make use of it...

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Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:27, archived)

i am behind G

(rapatatycja, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:15, archived)

seamless

(Hazhar, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:18, archived)

I have the sauce if anyone wants it

Incidentally, HP are developing BrownSauce...
But you guys already knew that, I bet.

(Henry Normal you can call me Mr. Boring, if you like..., Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:27, archived)

Will that be available at SauceForge?

/coat

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Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:31, archived)

Every Damned Time

It seems like everything I've posted recently seems like a copy of someone elses post. B3tan to punch you might say.

Or you might not.

So, I absolutely guaran-damned-tee that this image is unlikely anything else you've ever seen *

Enlargificate!

* Guarantee not worth a damn on Earth.

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Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:08, archived)

slim's already done it™

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new_matt, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:09, archived)

Seen it*

and that's no moon.

*actually a lie

(Pearly Pearl, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:09, archived)

arf!

two memes at once

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:10, archived)

which is the other meme?

I can only spot the jet.

(Sverre my password is "password", Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:14, archived)

the black background...

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:18, archived)

the moo....

Hang on...

THAT'S NO MOON!

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newg rum n coke, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:20, archived)

bindun*

*by yourself.

woo!

(not_real had his name thieved, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:10, archived)

lovely display

Biggerer

(geetoo, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:08, archived)

i would love that to be real

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rob, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:09, archived)

haha

a well drawn cock for once

new bg, cheers

(sunny chiba, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:10, archived)

hahaha

if only the red arrows really did that

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new_matt, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:10, archived)

I'm sure they could

having seen them at Fairford, I'm sure they could. They could do a special adult display in the evening when the kids are indoors watching tv. Just imagine them flying in formation making giant winkies all over the evening sky and turning effortlessly to produce smokey white outlines of giant ladies with legs as wide as the horizon... just imagine...

(geetoo, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:19, archived)

Woo and yay

to you, sir.

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so long and thanks for all the fish, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:10, archived)

Woo!

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Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:11, archived)

ooh

living up to your name!

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NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:13, archived)

Er.. why?

/ponders

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Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:16, archived)

ahh oops

/misread

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NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:18, archived)

Common error.

nvm

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Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:18, archived)

beauty

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:19, archived)

I always knew they'd be there right at the end...

Looks like I'm on a Blake's 7 theme today...
edit - hmm... source pic too obscure?

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Beastie is doing science with his arse, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:07, archived)

woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

and a yay and hoopla

dardardardahdahdaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

waaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhmmmmmmmm.... waaaaaaaaaahhhhmmmm

greatest theme music ever to a low budget british scifi show.

my Dad built the box ORAC first arrived in dontcha know.

oh yes.

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:12, archived)

*bows down*

i love blakes 7

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:34, archived)

i get it

i get blakes 7.

(Hazhar, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:12, archived)

They hang around football grounds and factories selling this rag...

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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:04, archived)

Arf!

Nicely done :) Woo!

(Fido Dido, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:05, archived)

Seeing doubles?

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alexr, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:03, archived)

aagh

a friend of mine did that with southern comfort, the fool!

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NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:04, archived)

oh dear

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:06, archived)

ouch!

edit: what a waste!

(rapatatycja, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:08, archived)

Hmmm...

It does get you ratarsed though... immediately.

Hurts like hell...

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Beastie is doing science with his arse, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:08, archived)

that's as good a reason as any to do it

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:12, archived)

YAY! IT'S 5 O'PUB!

look who I saw today...

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:00, archived)

Yay for Red Smart Cars

Edit: Was it Svenno in a Smart Car?

(Pearly Pearl, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:02, archived)

prefer blue ones myself....

With the watery swooshiness.

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Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:03, archived)

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Neth, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:00, archived)

that is

fucking brilliant

(Pouched_species, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:00, archived)

Mmmwahahahahahha

Love the expression! He knows what's coming.

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xandmi, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:02, archived)

yay

now shoot the little fucker in the back of the head

(stone the crows, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:03, archived)

That's where I left it

a slight slight to those 'merrycans if you recognise the building

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alexr, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 16:59, archived)

'twould be the Whitehouse?

Or am I thick as two small rabbits?

(Captain Togo: the problem with heroin is its just so moreish, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:00, archived)

'twould

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alexr, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:04, archived)

Jefferson Memorial?

Or something?

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Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:13, archived)

i shay, missh money-penny!!

More here

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 16:56, archived)

arrrgghhhh

woo!

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 16:57, archived)

woo

thash shuepurb

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Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 16:57, archived)

Arf!

You am teh best.

(MooCow_Byter, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 16:59, archived)

now to get a girl

to say that to me in bed!! :o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:01, archived)

You've turned a true heart-throb

into a klingon.
Woo to them all.

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alexr, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:00, archived)

Last one

for the day...

What do mean "Thank fuck for that!"

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 16:55, archived)

So true

so true

(Captain Togo: the problem with heroin is its just so moreish, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 16:59, archived)

not sorted the username then?

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GatheredCrustacean, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:00, archived)

hahahahah

funny

(Sigma5, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:01, archived)

*fwaps*

www.alibris.com/search/detail.cfm?chunk=25&mtype=&qisbn=0312141475&S=R&bid=1514297443&pqtynew=&page=1&matches=134&qsort=p

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Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:04, archived)

Best. Journal. Ever.

http://masamania.com/

It´s not just the Engrish. It´s completely fucked up.

Edit: beware little nsfw norks

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 16:54, archived)

NSFW

By the way! There be norks on that page!
But thanks for the norkage as well! Woo!

(maddave, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 16:56, archived)

Oops, forgot about it

sorry.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 16:58, archived)

yay

boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 16:59, archived)

Nice photos of Cosplay characters

masamania.com/archives/2004/09/comike_2004_aug_2.html

But the guy needs a new tripod - one leg is obviously shorter than the other two.

(serenissima is the most serene. And don't frigging forget it!, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:03, archived)

cosplay you say?

The most beautiful woman i've ever seen

www.francescadani.com

nsfw

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newg rum n coke, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:16, archived)

"Thanks you porice"

arf arf

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Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:05, archived)

engrish.com seems not to be working.

I haven't been able to reach it for a week or so. Shame, because I used to visit it every day.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:05, archived)

Tis working on my scleen

tly again?

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Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:09, archived)

Damn you

It just times out for me, don't know why.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:11, archived)

NSFW always seemed illogical to me.

(drnuclear, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:12, archived)

Black = Very Dark Grey
Very Dark Grey = Dark Grey
Dark Grey = Grey

White = Very Light Grey
Very Light Grey = Light Grey
Light Grey = Grey

Therefore:
Black = Grey = White
Black = White
QED

I'd best not cross any Zebra crossings...

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TechImp is trying to be nice (with great difficulty)., Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:22, archived)

my video diary

www2.b3ta.com/images/rob/robsvideodiary.wmv

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rob, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 16:54, archived)

What do your neighbours think

when you're shouting arse and piss flaps into a microphone?

Edit: Best use of a Pocket PC I've seen yet. Congratulations!

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Kolonel, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 16:57, archived)

they think

"that chaps shouting into a microphone.... again"

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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 16:58, archived)

NSFW!

NSFW at all :)
These looks I just received ...

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xandmi, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 16:57, archived)

an invaluable insight

into your life
woo!

(stone the crows, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 16:57, archived)

It made me laugh like a silly.

Is this going to be a regular thing?

(Fido Dido, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 16:59, archived)

wasn't planning to

it just seemed a reasonable way to present the thing.

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rob, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:01, archived)

Semi-regular, then...

You have a camera, a silly mind, and a website with thousands of visitors. It's practically against the law for you not to do something like this.

(Fido Dido, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:04, archived)

thought it was

pretty good meself

(could you put a mask on though next time)

oops

(Sigma5, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:10, archived)

2nded, was a bit of an

extreme close up...

(sunny chiba, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:14, archived)

arf

*buys

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kingkong., Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:01, archived)

wow, you have such a sexy voice

it really is lovely, do more!

(fluffytail, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:01, archived)

woo, mobile abuse machine!

you should use it in a shopping centre

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NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:02, archived)

Genius.

So when can we download the Tom Cruise keyboard?
I ask only because I'm getting bored with my Buffy Keyboard desktop theme... Kangaroo Spunk when I have new mail is a finite amusement...

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Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:08, archived)

interesting

make it a regular thing called *ponderings of rob* - and stick it somewhere on the site :)

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connor, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:10, archived)

Sir, you rule!

Woo, yay and a Houpla for gratious swearing!

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 17:13, archived)

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