Not sure if it's as obvious to everyone as it is to me....
But I was proud, so I don't really care.
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But I was proud, so I don't really care.
Thinks...............................
................
Oh, I see.......
No, wait........
I get it now - the flower has a face.
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:01,
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Oh, I see.......
No, wait........
I get it now - the flower has a face.
pfft
all in all, it's just another sneeze in the wall that was so terrible
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:45,
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praise from the pun-king
is praise indeed!
you're not old, you're just worn-in
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:52,
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you're not old, you're just worn-in
Ba-Dum Dum Dum Dum Dum TISH!
top stuff there, gonna go find that song
on me playlist now...
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:58,
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on me playlist now...
iPod by Shadowlinx [ iReallyneedapiss ]
My mate made this but dosn't have an account so I'm posting on his behalf. www.shadowlinx.co.uk for his site. More arty stuff on there.
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:25,
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My mate made this but dosn't have an account so I'm posting on his behalf. www.shadowlinx.co.uk for his site. More arty stuff on there.
I think it's Bono - he's sick of the bloody whole ipod thing now i think ;)
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:28,
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Which nicely leads me to
a repost in light of exams happening sometime soon.
Woo to the pic!
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:39,
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Woo to the pic!
Pfft!
Anyway he told me it was some guy from a rock band, but he can't find the pic now.
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:32,
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Very nice!
Tho it appears 2B
a female peein
standing up!
Which in some
ways is more
impressive!
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:27,
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a female peein
standing up!
Which in some
ways is more
impressive!
If that's a female I wouldn't want to meet her after dark.
And let's be honest, it appears more 3H than 2B.
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:29,
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We do the what now?
I was just pointin out the
long hair and lack of penis
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:31,
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long hair and lack of penis
bah
everything is illegal for exams.
They're so discriminated against...
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:34,
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They're so discriminated against...
The bitches
just can't leave it
alone, can they!?
Next, lesbian toilet seats
that won't stay open for
a man!! (oh wait, they
have those now...)
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:36,
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alone, can they!?
Next, lesbian toilet seats
that won't stay open for
a man!! (oh wait, they
have those now...)
arf!
my mate printed off at university a pdf which was a cut out female willy called milly. made me giggle.
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:39,
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you know sitting down is sooooo much easier
unless you're actually determined to get it all up the walls
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:39,
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damn straight
girlie jeans should have zips on both back and front
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:54,
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Rio Karma == not advertised
Woo yay to that... this bandwaggon has been given a new lease of life
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:32,
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if you're only managing to do that every other week
you should see a doctor
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:35,
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Yeah I know...
Then he was replaced by Captain Typho!
For those Star Wars Trivia Buffs!
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:30,
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For those Star Wars Trivia Buffs!
But the guy
second on the left was Wedge in the original trilogy
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:36,
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isn't the one on the far right
the one who refuses to be alive anymore?
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:24,
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Interesting way of putting it
but you're right. She was fit when she was alive though. (Is there no justice in the world?)
Edit: less so in that picture than normally.
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:26,
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Edit: less so in that picture than normally.
yeah but she was a witch in a children's program
so that's kinda medieval justice going on there
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:27,
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As was
Dawn from The Office...I had a bit of a crush on her...
/ashamed
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:30,
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/ashamed
I don't know
I generally don't admit I have crushes...being a 19 yr old lifeguard...I apparently "want to shag" people, rather than like them...
/though shagging is certainly not out of the question...
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:34,
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/though shagging is certainly not out of the question...
well you made the right choice anyway
otherwise people might suspect you of the neck-crow-feal-ee-a
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:32,
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necrophilia
i'm sorry i have to do it
edit: correcting spelling not shagging corpses!
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:33,
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edit: correcting spelling not shagging corpses!
HA HA HA HA HA HA
I'd be in love with you because of that - if you weren't into dead people...
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:39,
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yes...
she dived into the ground...from 3 floors up I remember...
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:26,
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dont get it.
they all look very depressed though. hosipitals have lots of drugs, perhaps they can get happy of them.
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:26,
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They're very depressed because they've gone through medical school.
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:27,
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The guy in the Red.
He am the Devil........ Ooooo yes he's evil......
Jerry Springer the Opera!
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:28,
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Jerry Springer the Opera!
that's some bad 'shopping by the bbc
and i don't get the joke. nevermind
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:29,
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la la laaa lala la la laaa lala
I don't get it...
how rude - WOO AND YAY
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:17,
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how rude - WOO AND YAY
bodger and badger were at my union last night.
how odd is that.
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:18,
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interesting
on my retro Queer-meter I have 5 3/4. damn imperial measurements.
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:23,
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yes
the authorities should be informed, this drastically increases the chances of a wierd-nami... we're all in grave danger.
when I'm at the checkout, or anythwere, and I hear the beep, or any sound at all, I think of the fun I could be having on Supermarket Sweep...
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:25,
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when I'm at the checkout, or anythwere, and I hear the beep, or any sound at all, I think of the fun I could be having on Supermarket Sweep...
not odd at all
they were at my mates union last month. they're doing a world tour or something
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:22,
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i had a big wac-a-day t shirt i used to sleep in
were you a member of the wide awake club?
edit: www.brillianttv.co.uk/wacaday/
i want the ultimate pinky package!
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:25,
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edit: www.brillianttv.co.uk/wacaday/
i want the ultimate pinky package!
nah,
I am still a member of the beano club though (although i have lost my badges).
edit: AND SHIT YES I WANT THAT TOO.
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:28,
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edit: AND SHIT YES I WANT THAT TOO.
it ain't fair
they refuse to come to ours! oh the love of mash antics
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:25,
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I think this is just proving the theory that "badgers never far away"
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:19,
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Do I get it?
In strange encounters the man makes tabletop mountain from his mash patato much to the bemusment of his family. The badger is bodger the badger famed for him mash patato through out our green merry land.
Correct?
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:21,
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Correct?
dont ask me
I dont even care. I like storm troopers with crude willies drawn on
see
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:24,
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see
hahaha *gets it*
In close encounters, someone formed a model of that mountain structure with their mash potato. And bodger/badger loves mash. Do I win?
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:20,
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Yes!
You win a year's supply of fresh air! (Not available in Wolverhampton)
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:22,
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MASH POTATO!
...hated that as a kid...and the chuckle brothers...
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:23,
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they were probably bamboozling you
by feeding you smash and not mash*.
*tip for the day - try it with salad cream
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:36,
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*tip for the day - try it with salad cream
YES
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YOU RULE!
has more coffee
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:15,
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has more coffee
The most surprising thing about that
is discovering at the end that he doesn't
speak any english!
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:13,
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speak any english!
I think that whatever nationality you were
that word would immediately spring to mind!
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:18,
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Ha!
Wonderful. Crazy frog posts aren't so bad when fluff-gone-over-the-edge is involved.
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:11,
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hahaha!
That reminds me of my old cat! ahaha -yes definately pip!
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:12,
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YAY!!!
Rip his throat out, tread on his testicles, put vinegar on his wounds and all other things that are bad and nasty!
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:13,
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now that's a very well camouflaged
uniform! Woo Yay to teh Army!
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:27,
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Im sorry, Im sorry, Im sorry
Im sorry, Im sorry, Im sorry
Im SO sorry...
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:04,
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Im sorry, Im sorry, Im sorry
Im SO sorry...
No your not!
You're not sorry at all.
But I like it, so it's ok.
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:06,
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But I like it, so it's ok.
you gotta check this out....
some wicked videos and animation- www.pimple.tv/blunt74/
check ot the home page if you wanna get fukkt!!!
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:04,
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check ot the home page if you wanna get fukkt!!!
Hmmm...
Getting 'fukkt' doesn't seem to be on my 'to do' list today. Ah well.
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:05,
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I believe it's when one enters a state of utter fucked-ness.
At least according to Websters.
Top up, old bean?
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:08,
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Top up, old bean?
Some people say alcohol is a drug.
It's not a drug. It's a drink.
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:19,
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yeah that rocked
and Frank Sinatra and The Distance are corkers
didn`t really like any of their other stuff.. downloaded a couple of albums 5 or 6 years ago
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:42,
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didn`t really like any of their other stuff.. downloaded a couple of albums 5 or 6 years ago
Hooray
I use heroin recreationally, about once a week, but what about those people who can't control their usage, like commoners and blacks. (I know that's not exactly word for word but close) I love brasseye. Glad to see I'm not the only one here.
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:04,
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I'm sorry, but I'm not 14
so anything anyone describes to me a wicked (or wikkid) I instantly have no interest in.
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:07,
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That's just shit
in fact, that's the best done shit flash I've ever seen.
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:12,
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Really?
I was avoiding that link like the plague, but now I think I'll have a look after your recommendation.
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:23,
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fair enuff
check the videos on the home page you might like them better
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:26,
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Actually I quite like the car chase.
I think your description may be putting people off tho.
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:30,
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Arf!
even a giant who
was twelve feet two
would run away if Mort said Boo!
Yay!
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:01,
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even a giant who
was twelve feet two
would run away if Mort said Boo!
Yay!
and when young Mort says he's happy
he must happy, he must be happy
he must be happy in his own way.
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:09,
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he must be happy in his own way.
hmm...
some time i'll find some hummus
plus...LONGER..i am sorry..
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 15:56,
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some time i'll find some hummus
plus...LONGER..i am sorry..
the Japanese are planning to do exactly that
but in reverse.
Woo yay.
those pics in your profile are top draw - woo yay!
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 15:58,
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Woo yay.
those pics in your profile are top draw - woo yay!
In reverse?
They're going to ask underground dwellers if they're fluffy?
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:28,
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indeed
they plan to drill deeper than anyone ever has into the mantle of the Earth and see what, if any, kind of bacteria survive down there. They are thinking that the conditions so deep within the Earth may be correct for turning long polymers and amino acids into simple life, a theory as to how life first started on Earth.
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:30,
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Amino acids aren't very fluffy, though.
They're clearly wasting their time.
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:41,
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if they're especially lucky they might be able to show simple life being created spontaneously
very deep within the Earth.
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:42,
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I am wearing blue jeans, a green tshirt and have dark hair.
So I guess I am qualified to answer: "yes". :-)
Woo!
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 15:58,
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Woo!
the reply is
"then come on down to my underground fun house" in that case...!
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:00,
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I might be skinny
but not skinny enough to fit down that pipe :-(
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:01,
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I really like this
Though if that was me I'd be saying 'help! I'm stuck far underground with no way of escape!' rather than 'are you fluffy?'...I do have odd priorites though
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 15:59,
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Though if that was me I'd be saying 'help! I'm stuck far underground with no way of escape!' rather than 'are you fluffy?'...I do have odd priorites though
that's obviously the result
of having spent too much time in a
communist country!
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:05,
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communist country!
It's me!
And i got down there by mental teleportation of course...y? how do you get around?
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:02,
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walk...
..mostly... sometimes I make brum brum noises while I walk and pretend I have a car... and friends to drive around in it...
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:05,
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ha - can't you even drive yet?
I can
\FOF
and, no, I have not evolved... I'm taller than I used to be, does that count?
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:10,
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\FOF
and, no, I have not evolved... I'm taller than I used to be, does that count?
I ride around on the
back of a giant Simian called Kevin. I bow down before your teleportation powers...
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:19,
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Why dose everyone keep saying sorry?
I think this is woo, if you had done a seemless crazy frog buggering a heron then that is something you'd have to appologize for.
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:02,
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well...
It's quite long.... and i don't wish to anger anyone! I would say sorry - but i wont...
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:04,
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Tim, give up, please
there are better things in life than tennis. Like Razzle and Vauxhall Monaros
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 15:55,
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there are better things in life than tennis. Like Razzle and Vauxhall Monaros
the other day the front page was
"This is what best's lover did" and it was George Best with 2 black eyes
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 15:56,
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sorry i'm a pearosting whore
lack of time to do someting original, but i'm working on it
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:00,
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It's his first day...
...so he's catching the early bus.
Clicky Biggy
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 15:54,
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Clicky Biggy
Bless his little cottons
Has he got a pre-paid ticket?
Wooerty YAY!!
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 15:55,
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Wooerty YAY!!
Yay !
and cheese ! cheesy chips numnumnum.
I hope maiden doesn't mind me nicking her photo, sorry I didn't have a very good source pic for you darlin :(
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 15:56,
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I hope maiden doesn't mind me nicking her photo, sorry I didn't have a very good source pic for you darlin :(
they all look like they are a little bit piddly.
but it's still a WOO!
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 15:54,
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Don't be silly
It's maiden, Jessie and me and you know it.
Jessie's head doesn't look right :(
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 15:57,
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Jessie's head doesn't look right :(
*looks again*
Oh yeah . . .
Didn't recognise her with her undies ON . . .
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 15:58,
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Didn't recognise her with her undies ON . . .
Afternoon luv,
I'd like a bottle o lubricant and three paper bags please...
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 15:56,
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Doof!
You'd better not want those paper bags for disguising purposes . . .
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 15:57,
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You'd better not want those paper bags for disguising purposes . . .
Id stick the obligatory gas-mask snout on it
but I really can't be bothered...
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 15:52,
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In my mind he is holding up his paws
in them are one red and one blue pill, wrapped in cheese (they'll only spit them out otherwise).
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 15:52,
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Yay!
Also, see this: hatethatfrog.desktopcreatures.com/index.asp?q=Crazy+Frog+Axel+F
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 15:49,
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I've been in shitty meetings nearly ALL day
so I thought I'd de-stress on b3ta for a bit and re-fluff !
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 15:54,
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Thats's absolutely super!
I wish i could stand in that position!
*tries*
*falls over*
woo anyway! :P
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 15:50,
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*tries*
*falls over*
woo anyway! :P
*checks head*
so i'm not! Thanks for reminding me! top-notch stuff sir!
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 15:53,
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it's true!
Manga is a catalyst for violence!
*turns the other cheek*
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:10,
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Manga is a catalyst for violence!
*turns the other cheek*
that lady in the black and white
striped shirt is taking a picture of him.
woo
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Thu 9 Jun 2005, 15:42,
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woo
hahahahaha nicely done. Tony is a menace on the courts!
Hurrah for silly tennis related shenanigans
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