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[challenge entry] Graagh


Dont worry it's Friday tomorrow. I (might) stop then!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:58, archived)
# Yay.
*dances for joy amidst a napalm and biscuit shower*
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:59, archived)
# hmmm, does it always get delayed 5 minutes before it's 'departure' time
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:00, archived)
# Usually
Occasionally you have to wait at least an hour before you eat it, and it'll be full of leaves.

Or something. Or it might just explode, that would be easier
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:04, archived)
# I hear when it tastes a bit high and mighty all you have to do is pop a balloon and giggle at it
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:05, archived)
# you can also use it
to knit chunky jumpers
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:10, archived)
# super!
super-duper-de-doo!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:07, archived)
# beardalicious!
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:26, archived)
# i cant dance

but at least i try...
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:51, archived)
# aww
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:52, archived)
# dance dance dance
(I helped save b3ta! rollingcabbage is still alive, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:53, archived)
# yay! class
and I also noticed that Strange God was on a few days ago.. you two make great stop motion stuff

*wipes a tear away*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:54, archived)
# wahey!
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:55, archived)
# *joins in*

*falls over*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:09, archived)
# but you can paint words on yours walls very fast
yays!
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:53, archived)
# thats pretty much how i dance...
perhaps you filmed me then disguised me.
(marcblitz, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:56, archived)
# congrats
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:11, archived)
# yay!
i got the spack dance man! my-oh-my am i happy!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:21, archived)
# 1st post.. so here's a pic
my mate HATES this (its him in pic.. high as F***), but..

WHO CARES!?
well, i suppose i do a bit, but i doubt he looks here.
(marcblitz, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:31, archived)
# pokeability!
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:33, archived)
# hello
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:35, archived)
# hey there people!
i came, i saw... i had to join!!! so many pics on here RULE! anyway, enough jibber jabber.. or i'll be here all night.
(marcblitz, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:37, archived)
# you will never leave!
woo, welcome, etc
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:39, archived)
# im beginning to feel that way...
i want to log off, i want to go make the tea i started back in 17:05 ...
HELP!!!
(marcblitz, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:52, archived)
# I've been here at least a year and a half.
My tea is very, very cold.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:59, archived)
# 1705?! wow! do you have a time machine?
can i play?
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:27, archived)
# they pwnz teh 1337!11
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:44, archived)
# *rofwh*
I'm on a conference call with Germans doing a networked presentation of an online games server service thingie. It's tedious. Very tedious...
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:46, archived)
# rolling on the floor
with herpes?
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:47, archived)
# Wanking hard, dear person, wanking hard ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:48, archived)
# I dare you to cough the word "cunt"
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:48, archived)
# What's that in German?
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:49, archived)
# no idea
just cough, and make sure it sounds like the word cunt :)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:50, archived)
# OK.
Their vice president is talking, will do it now...
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:51, archived)
# Hmm...
...one of our guys just im'd me: "did you just say cunt?"

I've denied everything.

Don't think anyone else noticed.

[edit]They've just spent five minutes talking us through setting up a CS server.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:52, archived)
# HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHA
that`s fantastic!

now throw some food at the queen :D
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:55, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:56, archived)
# mmm
multitaskilicious
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:48, archived)
# impressive nasality
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:36, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:36, archived)
# welcome
great first post
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:37, archived)
# Ha
I hope you got him to the hospital afterwards for nose damage.



*ahem*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:42, archived)
# HEY HEY!!!
luckily by pulling the finger back out he somehow heals instantaneously.. i think he's jesus.. or maybe something out of star trek.
~this site seems too addictive, is there counselling available?~

:D
(marcblitz, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:48, archived)
# you will spend your last days here
trust me
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:50, archived)
# Sadly, no
But hang in there! Soon you'll get bored and venture outside. It's all in the happy medium.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:51, archived)
# Welcome.
Pull up a kitten and shop your mother.

w+y=h
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:48, archived)
# unleash the snots of war!
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:50, archived)
#
nailpolish?
(britishbroccoli, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:48, archived)
# S'up, y'all?


Check out my bad-ass tea drinkin' self right there!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:29, archived)
# ...drink tea....
...you want some tea...
(5:45, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:30, archived)
# Tea-rrific!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dobsky, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:31, archived)
# you shop at whittards
i like to run in and get some tea and run out again to pretend like i'm in a marathon where we drink tea instead of water
(whatsinaname, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:31, archived)
# Yup
just wandered in today. There's a lot of mad and interesting sounding flavoured teas. A nice lady came over and asked if I wanted any help.

"Yes, I want to buy some tea"
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:33, archived)
# please, continue.
did she give you a free sample?

i like whittaaaarddds. they have good hot chocolate
(whatsinaname, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:37, archived)
# I could have
asked. I think next time I'll just go in and try everything.

"Yup, I'll have one huge mug with it all in, please..."
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:39, archived)
# hHahahHHAHhah
it's called whit 'tards!
hahaha
you 'tard!
haha
(whatsinaname, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:43, archived)
# arf! i may have bin talkin like that ma crazy brother all day
and i don't know what that is on the far right
but i love it sooo hard!
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:32, archived)
# tea strainer
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:34, archived)
# ahhhhh
tea and i don't get along. always stealing the remote...
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:35, archived)
# you are EVIL and WRONG
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:40, archived)
# and the missus loves me for it
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:42, archived)
# :oO
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:43, archived)
# you should get that
misplaced mouth seen to. people will start saying things
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:45, archived)
# like "ugh! look at her! TEH NEVILLE FEATURES!"
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:46, archived)
# a national constitution it shall be!
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:48, archived)
# like this?
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:49, archived)
# hahaha bloody hell
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:51, archived)
# biiiiiig muuuuuuug!
hurrah!

edit: is that Ceylon tea?
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:32, archived)
# It makes
me very happy. I think I'll do that from now on. Feeling annoyed or bad about something - buy a new mug or some special tea!

It's rather nice.

It's some sort of lemon-esque orangey tea. I got confused with all the choice and just grabbed at something.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:34, archived)
# your old mug looks worried
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:34, archived)
# it'll still
be valued. The new mug's just a bit bright and in-your-face with his "Look how much tea I can hold" attitude. The old mug still has its charms.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:36, archived)
# he is a cocky bastard
you might want to keep an eye on him
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:38, archived)
# I think
I caught him the other day though, trying it on with the really old jar of Nescafe that's been relegated to the back of the cupboard.

"Glassy, what are you doing Glassy? You've always been such a good little mug..."
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:41, archived)
# when crockery goes bad!
you and your contact with the outside world! you're making the rest of us look bad!
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:47, archived)
# It was
brief. Then I started screaming and had to run home to hide.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:55, archived)
# that's more like it
i'm going to go and hide in the shower. byes!
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:57, archived)
# It's Sri Lanka, dear. Keep with the times.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:35, archived)
# the tea isn't
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:37, archived)
# I know. I was only joking.
(Calm down dear! it's only pointless pedantry....)
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:38, archived)
# oh
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:38, archived)
# *strokes
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:39, archived)
# Yeah, that's what most people say when I crack shit jokes.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:39, archived)
# *eats brown m&m's*
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:42, archived)
# lully :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:34, archived)
# Me & my flatmates drink tea in pint-glasses.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:36, archived)
# good cup size
much tea ness
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:38, archived)
# *tags eponymous and runs away*
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:29, archived)
# hee hee woo
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:33, archived)
# yay for poo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:34, archived)
# Heheheeh!
More amused than
I really should be...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:35, archived)
# he said poo
pfft


that made me laugh out loud. Unfortunately with this cold it sounded a bit like a giggle.
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:39, archived)
# Poo is teh funni.
Unless it's in your pants and it's not yours.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:42, archived)
# You all must see this.
www.sithsense.com/flash.htm

Joy in a vader.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:27, archived)
# think thats a cock of glass.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:30, archived)
# damn he beat me
how did he know it was a BEER bottle?
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:32, archived)
# Seed it, too long n slow...
Also, have the handheld thingummy,
I recommend it, 20Q is well spooky!!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:33, archived)
# He didn't get my vacuum cleaner.
I think he got thrown off by the odd colours of Dysons and certain games you can play with them.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:33, archived)
# Erm, games?
(Im gonna regret this)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:35, archived)
# You can ride them!
and race them!
and use the nozzle in deviant ways!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:37, archived)
#
Knew it...

'Dyson NEVER loose suction, EVER!'
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:39, archived)
# "My spleen!"
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:42, archived)
# He's a clever
Bastard
(I helped save b3ta! FreudianSlap, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:37, archived)
# Took him 29 questions
before he realized I was thinking of a cardboard box...
(Alfinch With wisdom comes owls, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:47, archived)
# Ha
He gave up when I was thinking of "aeroplane".

Not that clever at all, but it's a good waste of 15 minutes or so.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:52, archived)
# bloody hell
he got fake leg in 17 goes
the clever bugger

edit: What the hell!!!
some guy in a king dress and mask came up and tried to rape him!
(Calmallama Is keeping this short and sweet, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:19, archived)
# Mrs Frog
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(burger breath, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:26, archived)
# oh christ no... he has animation!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:27, archived)
# be afraid
be very afraid
muhuhahahaha
(burger breath, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:30, archived)
# Oh,
I give up now...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:28, archived)
# eeww
frog's vaginas, I don't want to see. Woo for the expression, tho!
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:28, archived)
# FFS
NSFW, dammit!
(mynci boy, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:29, archived)
# hahaha
it ain`t that bad!

and certainly a lot more SFW than some of the woo-yay baps pics posted
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:37, archived)
# Rather lady baps...
...than frog gennies. Crazy or otherwise. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:43, archived)
# couldn`t agree more
but I`d say a wanking computer generated spastic frog who the entire country hates is going to be less likely to get a bollocking from the boss than a nice pert pair of baparoonies

mmm baparoonies
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:45, archived)
# I'm sure she looks like
someone I know. . .
(I helped save b3ta! FreudianSlap, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:30, archived)
# opic 3
probably
(burger breath, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:31, archived)
# ?
(mynci boy, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:36, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:38, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Goldfish_, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:48, archived)
# She has no norks
Anywonder he's crazy!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:38, archived)
# This is quality...
There are not enough WOOs or YAYs here people!

Great work as always.

W/Y/H
(I helped save b3ta! Goldfish_, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:50, archived)
[challenge entry] How to please the parents and the kids at the same time
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:24, archived)
# Yay!
Tonay Toney Tony the tiger!!
(I helped save b3ta! FreudianSlap, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:27, archived)
# Not sure what brought this on
(Azzek!, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:23, archived)
# haha
i shall bear that in mind next time i see me granny
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:25, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:26, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:26, archived)
# More coffee in the spurnbuckle!
woo to you!
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:27, archived)
# hehe
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:28, archived)
# Woo!
On the subject of old people, we find this invaluable when my grandmother comes to stay.
(halfcut, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:35, archived)
# looks like that derek and lesley off that there big brother
not that i watch it unless chained to the sofa
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:44, archived)
# How Marmots make their burrows.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:16, archived)
# brill!
fab! ace!

*keeps checking something*
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:17, archived)
# Fantastic animation!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:17, archived)
# yes! hat shakerin' aceness!
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:19, archived)
# ha ha! excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:20, archived)
# Woo.
Have these on me

(I helped save b3ta! FreudianSlap, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:20, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:24, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:26, archived)
# The clue is in the filename.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:27, archived)
# Value Norks!
2 for the price of one?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:25, archived)
# arf!, look at the fella go.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:24, archived)
# haha!
*puts builder's hat on*

*mimicks*

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:25, archived)
# :D
marvelous!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:25, archived)
# i had wondered
but now I know.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:45, archived)
# New WindowsXP advert

(I helped save b3ta! FatherJack /me belms, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:14, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!
THATS feckin brilliant!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:16, archived)
# Woo!
I like the 'crazy', nay 'zany', waistcoat. With matching goatee and eyeshadow*, no less.


*WTF?
(MSB Load universe into cannon. Aim at brain. Fire., Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:17, archived)
# Haha!
Brill. :-)
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:18, archived)
#
hahaha tis brillaint top wooage for that
(Badgers are a mans best friend, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:21, archived)
# Impress* your msn contact list
with these quo sillo silolle shadow display pictures!

Dark
Dark

Normal
Normal

Light
Light

Or they may all look the same due to screen contrast/brightness


*may fail to impress
(Smelliot, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:05, archived)
# hahaha
the thing i most like about that is your comedy mis-spelling then crossing out of silhouette, then managing to spell shadow incorrectly!
/me twat
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:06, archived)
# ooops
my bad, has been a long day in the hot office

Fixed now
(Smelliot, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:07, archived)
# Not with 2 d's it's not.
(damn your ninja edit)
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:09, archived)
# you needed to leave it
for comedic effect.
Anyhow, nice shaddowing.
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:09, archived)
# Thanks
(Smelliot, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:15, archived)
# ver nice
*Silhouette*
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:07, archived)
# Verisimilitude!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:13, archived)
# but it IS correct
i don't get you
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:14, archived)
# Quo-tacular!
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:08, archived)
# goddammit load!
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:11, archived)
# i keep refreshing too
:(
(jimskio http://www.whoopdedoo.co.uk, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:12, archived)
#
Goddamn Redex!
(Smelliot, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:14, archived)
# methinks you are all missing the point
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:16, archived)
# I'm more worried by the general
men-waiting-for-redex-to-unbork-of-other-naked-man point.
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:17, archived)
# You find your own
entertainment, honey!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:20, archived)
# *backs up against wall*
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:20, archived)
# and i think you're out to spoil all our fun today!
/needs sleep
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:17, archived)
# always ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:19, archived)
# ultra
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:20, archived)
# Ouch!!
Puntastic, well, not a pun but ouch on the wordplay.
(Smelliot, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:21, archived)
# haemoglobin flowin'?
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:22, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:24, archived)
# Shhhh!
Sometimes the only reason why jokes work is
'cos the one on the receiving end doesn't get it!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:18, archived)
# ^^ this
& playing the fool
(Smelliot, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:19, archived)
# i got it...baaaad
(The Mike, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:19, archived)
# Hahaha
Silly people.

I love you lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Snapper "That's what she said" - retort of the week, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 18:19, archived)
# i'd rather go around impressing my neighbours and their great dane
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:10, archived)
# Peter Schmeichel?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:13, archived)
# peter beardsley?
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:14, archived)
# haha, pronounced as
"PEED BAIDLAY"

very well spoken is Peter :D

I`d love to see him, Alex Ferguson, Alan Hansen, and Gordon Strachan have a long drunken chat
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:17, archived)
# that sounds like jim...
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:18, archived)
# It's life Jim
but not as we know it.
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:19, archived)
# rock on, Jim!
lovely Jim goodness
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:27, archived)
# Pffffft
Nice $_GET variable name, "shoe"... ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:29, archived)
# couldn`t think of anything else :)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:39, archived)
# nah he leaves 4 doors down
i use 'im as a fuckbuddy/kitchen slave
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:16, archived)
# *tells laura*
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:18, archived)
# ooo! oooo!
get her!
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:20, archived)
# ha ha i don't even know what she looks like
let alone her phone number, address, bank details and bra size
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:27, archived)
# *sniff*

Im in a very childish mood.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:02, archived)
# hehe
that's always a good thing *sniffs* hehe
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:03, archived)
# hahaha!
poop! willy! bum! wee-wee!
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:03, archived)
# hahaha
furry front bum.

edit: BOOBIES!
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:04, archived)
# Noitsnot

(has a sudden urge to sing:
Milk milk, lemonade,
chocolate round the corner!)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:05, archived)
# shirley...
round the corner chocolate's made?
(-2D, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:07, archived)
#
spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/162
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:09, archived)
# haha!
(-2D, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:11, archived)
# Not in my school
rhyming too advanced for us Yorkshire kids

edit: BOILING BABA!!!

eeeh, it's all comin back...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:10, archived)
# press the button
pull the knob

out comes a chocolate blob
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:12, archived)
# Oh noes!
Someone get that man a handkerchief!
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:05, archived)
# or three
(jimskio http://www.whoopdedoo.co.uk, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:06, archived)
# it's not the worst i knows
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:06, archived)
# I'm strangley hungry now
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:18, archived)
# The Denizens just loooooooooooove Kat.......

Larger
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:57, archived)
# *ahem*
www.b3ta.com/board/4752921
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:59, archived)
# Bah......
....I don't draw that kind of stuff. If my (anthro) work's ever saucy, it's usually for the sake of humour.
What's this gripe people seem to have with animal-themed characters? Have they never watched a Warner Bros cartoon?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:06, archived)
# Your stuff is alright but
I think a combination of the Thundercats and the Cadburys Caramel Bunny really screwed up a generation of kids somewhere along the line.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunk Murphy Tchaikovsky is a synonym for fanny, apparently, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:18, archived)
# oh no...no gripe in general...
just with the sex involved therein
(The Mike, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:21, archived)
# well...
it's more about the people who draw/wank to that sort of stuff isn't it?
The concept of a furry convention however still scares the shit out of me.
(Azzek!, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:33, archived)
# Ditto
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:35, archived)
# I'm weird, I don't see them as anthropomorphised animals
I seem them as humans with animal characteristics.
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:32, archived)
# It depends how they're done
i draw the line between the "catgirl" thing, where it's just a person with stuff like ears and a tail attached and anthro as the facial and body features and the presence of full body fur.

what freaks me out is the people who draw themselves as "furries". I think that's kinda scary.
(Azzek!, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:38, archived)
# Fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:59, archived)
# you called?
ver nice!
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:00, archived)
# love it!
Im green with envy at your aristry skills!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:02, archived)
# What did you learn at school today?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:05, archived)
# Not to argue with the person holding a tennis ball..
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:19, archived)
# I'm guessing it was painful.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:23, archived)
# JJ,
Do you ever draw pictures just to fwap off to?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:04, archived)
# I was a school kid once.
.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:22, archived)
# ha ahah
I take that as a "yes".
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:23, archived)
# hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:23, archived)
# i love the three at the bottom
total ace
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:04, archived)
# ^ this.
Pure class.
(I helped save b3ta! Goldfish_, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:06, archived)
# Beautifully drawn
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:04, archived)
# I think they're getting off as it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:28, archived)
# haha!
fanta stick!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:45, archived)
# yay!

First Mr Whippy of the summer!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:57, archived)
# to be replaced by a CDC in five.... four...


Nicely mashed!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:58, archived)
# thank you kindly..
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:00, archived)
# woo!
i'll have what that ice creams gonna be having
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:58, archived)
# *snort*
haha!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:59, archived)
# A slow and painful death by stomach acids?
(JPaddy, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:09, archived)
# don't you know it baby
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:13, archived)
# Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:03, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:24, archived)
# Fucking lazy bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. trouser, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:53, archived)
# hahaha majikal!~


(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:54, archived)
# cool!
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:54, archived)
# AHAHAHAAHAHAAAA!
OH, I like that, very much!

and his little furry paws too!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:55, archived)
# hehehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:55, archived)
# haha
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:55, archived)
# Arf!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:55, archived)
# what an enterprising fella
woo!
(stone the crows, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:56, archived)
# foxman pete knows where it's at!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:57, archived)
# that should sort him out for the winter
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:58, archived)
# that is class
in a glass

*passes bag of woo!*
(its a bloody shambles, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:59, archived)
# Yarrr...
...top banana, matey!

(Gat Bandish I've got wood in my soul, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:13, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
buying in bulk?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:17, archived)
# its just wrong.
i know people who like this sort of stuff. animals and people and cartoons? not for me.

(The Mike, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:53, archived)
# *yiffs*
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:54, archived)
# Speciesist!
Open your mind.
(JPaddy, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:55, archived)
# i think you need to speak to Jolly Jack
as he does stuff like that all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:55, archived)
# each to their own...
i just needed to get it off my chest. im done now


/coat
(The Mike, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:56, archived)
# he doesn't cover his in rude black boxes tho
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:56, archived)
# it's possible he drew that
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:57, archived)
# Nah, not his style
Plus it's too overtly sexual for him, his stuff is cheeky but not actually porno.
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:01, archived)
# *peeks*
oh my! i did not see that hand!
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:02, archived)
# Give it a go,
you claim to need a hobby.

and if you don't like it, you kill them all.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:56, archived)
# hmm...
give up slobbery for a life of anime animal porn? tempting....but i think i'll have to turn it down just this once
(The Mike, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:58, archived)
# I think
you're absolutely right
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:59, archived)
# oh,
I hope to God Oddjob doesn't see this!
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:01, archived)
# *sees*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 8:48, archived)
# Gah!
Furries!

NO!
(MSB Load universe into cannon. Aim at brain. Fire., Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:19, archived)
# Coldplay Go SPEEEEEDCORE!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:48, archived)
# woo!
that made me laff that did

but wouldn't it make all their songs sound the same?

oh wait...
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:49, archived)
# that's set far too fast for coldplay
pfft woo
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:50, archived)
# pfft
i bloody hate cold play
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:50, archived)
# so do I
cuntin cunty cunt play
/rant
(stone the crows, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:52, archived)
# same here, fucking shite poor mans U2
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:53, archived)
# 206!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:51, archived)
# I dislike Coldplay
*downloads new album*
(I helped save b3ta! Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:52, archived)
# That's stickin' it to 'em!
(JPaddy, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:56, archived)
# 42!

/edit: I meant level 42, you know, highest level of bass playing, not the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:53, archived)
# My grill goes up to eleven.
100% Fact.

I assume this means that it's hotter than the sun.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:54, archived)
# hehe
they need to learn a new piano riff
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:54, archived)
# hehe
miserable gits! kick them and shut them up!
woo to you!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:54, archived)
# 180!!
(mickeymoose fewest posts per day?, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:58, archived)
# 1.21 GIGAWATTS!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:18, archived)
# inspired by this weeks question of the week


oops, spelling. so waht, long lice anarchy!
(joe_merchandise, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:43, archived)
# hahaha fuck I hate slip on shoes
they`re so .... GRRRRRR!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:45, archived)
# You have
a lot of anger, young man.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:49, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:52, archived)
# snoooooooooooooooooooooow?
(I helped save b3ta! Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:55, archived)
# is lully
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:58, archived)
# Me too
here in Holland, we call them bordeelsluipers, which roughly translates into brothel sneakers
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:54, archived)
# haha yes!
"brothel creepers" exist on this side of the channel, but they`re a slightly different type of shoe
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 17:05, archived)
# Chicken Chasseur?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:45, archived)
# no thanks
I'm trying to give it up
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:46, archived)
# chicken chausettes
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:48, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:47, archived)
# heheh
magritte-tastic
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:48, archived)
# you're right
those lice are getting out of hand
(mickeymoose fewest posts per day?, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 16:55, archived)

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