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# I don\'t even watch Star Trek
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:19, archived)
# yay! star trek punnage!
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(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:21, archived)
# I have to say
what?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:27, archived)
# Be needing this then
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:27, archived)
# ha ha - I always wondered!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:31, archived)
# haha!

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(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:31, archived)
# hahahaha
clever
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:32, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:56, archived)
# HAHA
"...captains log..."
(I helped save b3ta! my mum, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:34, archived)
# The BBC just can't do action.
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(Trefusis No, I'm not a Cornish lesbian., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:18, archived)
# fair enough
I am bloody starving
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:20, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Patience . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:21, archived)
# but I am hungry now
*stomps feet*
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:22, archived)
# NHS or Private?
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:22, archived)
# While you are there
could you tell me where in the world is PC World
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:22, archived)
# Hull
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:23, archived)
# I'm getting hungry
And so is my mum
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:15, archived)
# she looks like one of the nolan sisters
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:16, archived)
# Are you blind?
Pull yourself together this instant
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:17, archived)
# the last time is saw any of them was in Rik Mayall and Ade Edmonson's
Filthy, Rich and Catflap so would be

plus i am partially sighted!
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:18, archived)
# Idshagieatpoomesmum
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:16, archived)
# that's quite arousing
in some sick and very wrong way
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:17, archived)
# stop it!!
my eyes are spinning around now
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:17, archived)
# yesh
they are very hypnotic




falls off chair
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:20, archived)
# And tasty
yum!
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:22, archived)
# you still taste them????
hmmmmmm



very strangely arousing
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:28, archived)
# Regularly
And with vigour*







*May contains traces of lies
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:29, archived)
# Is that
Anita Dobson?
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:56, archived)
# it was boring posing for portraits
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(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:14, archived)
# What is she reading there?
it was the same for photos in the old days

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:19, archived)
# star magazine
i think
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:20, archived)
# Poems for Cunts #6
Gappy toothed tedious whining kaballah bollocks biatch!
site
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:09, archived)
# that's FABAB
w/y/h!
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:10, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
BEEF CURTAINNNNNSSSS!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:10, archived)
# hahahahaha
madge has bat wings.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:10, archived)
# hahaha hole in one
she gives me the pissing angries, sanctimonious old bint

and the guy opposite me has just put her new album on; violence is pending
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:11, archived)
# hahahaha, ace
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:11, archived)
# gross

but woo
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:12, archived)
# Haha look at how hungry her rats got
baggy lips!
(Manatee Fondler, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:12, archived)
# hahaha
Eeeeewwwwww! too much detail in the pic!

Fantastiche

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:13, archived)
# hahahaaa
best yet!

Love the baggy flaps
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:13, archived)
# superbamundo!
brian may or sting next - PLEASE!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:14, archived)
# Branson next....
then i shall be walking the hound, thinkin' bout sting and may!
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:15, archived)
# Brian May
you made a guitar from a fireplace
and have a love of outer space
but theres one thing with which you scare
and thats your bloody frizzy hair
cut it off, its a fucking disgrace

or something similar...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:18, archived)
# brian may brian may
with your hair like hay
your singing is gay
maybe you'll die today

there you go, just call me wordsworth
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:20, archived)
# oh I woke up at 11! with hair like Brian May!
I`m supposed to be
the hardest man on the estate
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:40, archived)
# bloody brill
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:15, archived)
# Hahahahaaaaa!
Woo! ACETASTIC!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:18, archived)
# ha ha!
why do i fancy a kebab now...?
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:18, archived)
# looks like
she's gone a bit cameltoe
(shux, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:19, archived)
# and the camel has been walking for a very very long time
over very tough and enduring terrain...
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:22, archived)
# it hasn't been starved of fluids though
(shux, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:29, archived)
# f'in marvelous that is MB
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:46, archived)
# Nothing that another dose of botox
and some radical cosmetic surgery won't fix ;)

Woo to pic! you have all teh skillz.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:47, archived)
# Have a
Moving Picture show.

Its a work in progress.
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:03, archived)
# Looks good mate
Woo!

Can I recommend that you don't have the red on the board as it kind of distracts the eye (especially as the rest is b/w.) Ignore that but maybe darken it a bit.

Looking forward to seeing the finished article.

Edit: have this RAD gif in celebration
(I helped save b3ta! chronic And he doesn't know I licked his back!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:06, archived)
# I would tend to disagree there
I think the red underside of the board is excellent and should def be kept in! It adds to the the board rotating effect.
(Manatee Fondler, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:11, archived)
#
yeah well who cares what YOU think
having watched this again, you're probably right
(I helped save b3ta! chronic And he doesn't know I licked his back!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:14, archived)
# Haha
you ever had a blow job of an owl?
(Manatee Fondler, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:19, archived)
# I have
it was a hoot!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:26, archived)
# i would tend to disagree there
i think the red is too bright. It should be tartan
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:16, archived)
# Nah
puce it up man
(Manatee Fondler, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:19, archived)
# Woo
I used to live there.
its nice.
(i love pie. Maybe too much. like mc hammer Cant touch this, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:27, archived)
# that am fab!
If it weren't a WMV I'd invoke the God of FP
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:07, archived)
# when its finished I will attempt a
gif.
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:24, archived)
# WOO!
that stick man has teh mad skillz
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:10, archived)
# Woo
That's corking
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:11, archived)
# yup
thats a big woo and yay
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:14, archived)
# that is truly awesome!
have some woos!
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:16, archived)
# Ace!
Here, have this:


(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:21, archived)
# That woman there
has a great body.
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:31, archived)
# thats bloody brilliant that is
rar!
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:23, archived)
# I think that is very good
and the children locked in my basement agree
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:49, archived)
# Picard: Make it so Data...



Picard: SHIT! Fuckin' HBO!!!

(Reverend Creepy, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:58, archived)
# Why is Data speaking in a Mexican accent
Captian Peecard!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:03, archived)
# essay
don't like what ees go-eeng on heer.
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:04, archived)
# He wasn't...
Unless he mistook Picard for saying 'Make some Blow' and funded a Mexican cocaine den?
(Reverend Creepy, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:04, archived)
# is it a captian competition then?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:07, archived)
# *spangs*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:13, archived)
# this bandwagon is still going then
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:11, archived)
# anyone else had this email just now?
from: [email protected]

Hi,

I've just seen some of your stuff on B3ta and thought you might be interested in entering a viral competition.

We at Bore Me (one of the world's largest viral web sites) have teamed up with Channel 4 to create the UK's first viral competition.

It's really easy to enter - just create a viral, or send in an existing one you've made this year to www.channel4.com/germ. Your hard work could be rewarded with an NEC Flat Screen, a Palm T650 or a Sony Ericsson K608i and be exposed to the world.

Remember, this is with Channel 4 so please, no defamatory, indecent or illegal stuff - we may laugh but it'll go no further. Lawyers love virals too but also have families to feed.

Find out more at www.channel4.com/germ
Closing date is Monday 5th December.


Sophie
www.boreme.com

P.S. The competition is called Germ.
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:49, archived)
# yay, i'm sending biscuit crumbs
edit/ how dare the fucking cunts spam me, cunts are fucking in for a deluge of fucking cunting shite sent to them now, cunts
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:50, archived)
# hahaha
they got the right guy if they don't want any non-pc stuff then
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:55, archived)
# it's a shame i'm too lazy to vent my spleen at them
bloody cheeky cunts with their shitty spam
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:56, archived)
# send em those t-shirts
see what they say
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:58, archived)
# i've got thousands of pictures
i'll send them all in, as pngs
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:01, archived)
# They'd probably reel off several 24hr
freephone numbers to call for counselling

"If you or someone you know has been affected by sexual abuse/domestic violence/terminal illness"....
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:01, archived)
# the lawyers
are about to have a field day:D
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:58, archived)
# Germ....ans!
IT`S WAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:51, archived)
# send them all your paint mashes
as bitmaps
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:57, archived)
# they want virals..
I`ll send them a swab from my cock :)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:02, archived)
# why didn't they just fucking ask the board
spamming cunts
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:03, archived)
# aye that would have been the best way to do it.. get Rob or somebody to stick a message up or maybe put it in the weblog thingie on the front page
teh spamz are evil
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:31, archived)
# hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:04, archived)
# yes, just got it myself thanks
maybe not ideal for a new thread though
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:51, archived)
# i thought it was relevant to b3ta
and didnt want to thread jack
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:51, archived)
# For what it's worth
I think you did the right thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:54, archived)
# *agrees*
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:00, archived)
# Corblimey guv
The defamatory and indecent are both endearing qualities in virals. Damn the PC-brigade!

/Daily Express reader
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:51, archived)
# ^ that
there`s rarely any b3ta newsletter stuff that isn`t sweary, disturbing, or downright offensive

long live teh newsletter!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:54, archived)
# oh PLEASE
someone enter the isitreal/shark/helichopper pic and see if they fall for it.
(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:52, archived)
# no defamatory, indecent or illegal stuff??
obviously she's thinking of the other b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:53, archived)
# Blimey, yes
that doesn't leave much.

I really hope a lot of B3tans enter. A lot deserve recognition.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:57, archived)
# Indeed
I reckon there's more talent on here on any given day than on the telly.
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:02, archived)
# You included!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:04, archived)
# Awww
thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:25, archived)
# Did that bird flu one not come from here?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:54, archived)
# *sneezes into envelope*
*posts*
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:56, archived)
# ...
pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! spagaroony, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:05, archived)
# Heh...
www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2005/catchphrase-p1.php
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:58, archived)
# haha
thats quite funny

that horn is RUBBISH
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:04, archived)
# I loved that one
made me piss meself
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(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:09, archived)
# hahaha

brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:15, archived)
# yup
I just found it in my inbox
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:00, archived)
# Yeah .. they really want to make friends with us ...
Which is why they are spamming every email address they can find in b3ta profiles (including mine which is obfuscated like a bastard).
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:00, archived)
# i agree
they could have told Rob, lobbed him afew quid like sony did, but no, spam spam spam
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:02, archived)
# what if Rob sold the e-mail address list used for sign ups to them?

/shit stirring ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:14, archived)
# the fucking cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:15, archived)
# haha
>:-)

/mischief head
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:32, archived)
# Aye
Just got that too. Spooky.
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:01, archived)
# I`d better not get one or I`ll lodge a formal complaint against them
POWER TO THE PEOPLE!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:03, archived)
# could we do that?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:04, archived)
# unsolicited e-mail is an offence in teh UK
edit: as I keep telling our spamming marketing department

"oh it doesn`t matter.. we get somebody else to send the e-mails"
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:04, archived)
# i feel violated
which i normally like, but this just makes me feel dirty....christ i've given myself the fackin' orn
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:06, archived)
# did you get spammed?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:07, archived)
# yes, same shitty email
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:08, archived)
# if you can get the e-mail headers (the bits that the mail client doesn`t display)
you can find their ISP and lodge a complaint with them

then report them to the likes of spamhaus and spamcop - they`ll blacklist them and any ISPs who use their block lists will block their future e-mails
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:11, archived)
# hehehe
i love it when you get all computery with me, my mind drifts off to a land of rainbows and sunbeams and spastic kids waving oversized ortherpedic shoes

*dreams
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:14, archived)
# cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:14, archived)
# you fucking cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:16, archived)
# ohhhhhh my old man`s got cancer
he`s got cancer of the nob
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:26, archived)
# Except it's not really spam, is it.
They're are specifically asking B3tans who have put email addresses in their profiles if they'd like to enter a competition that may very well appeal to them.

It might be a copy/pasted email, but it's not really spam.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:16, archived)
# but but but..
she said she'd seen my stuff and liked it, i thought i'd found a women to fuck up the arse embrace at last
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:17, archived)
# You git...
How much did that make me laugh? And there's only me and my manager here today, I've got no-one to hide behind!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:35, archived)
# this
I don't think it's spam really. My email address isn't in my profile so they must have got it from my site.
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:18, archived)
# I haven`t received it, so I dunno
but, being a wind-up cunt, I didn`t subscribe to b3ta with my personal e-mail address.. I used the work e-mail address at the time
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:20, archived)
# The email I recieved wasn't sent
to the address I signed up to b3ta with.
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:24, archived)
# cool - that`s that clarified anyway :)
maybe they`ve hired a YTP (or whatever it`s called these days) teenager to trawl profiles ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:25, archived)
# which was exactly my point!
maybe I got bored of typing before I'd made that clear...

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:29, archived)
# Definitely not my b3ta email address.
heheheehe.

And I wouldn't mind that job actually.
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:30, archived)
# maybe my stuff`s too shite to deserve a spam

MEH
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:34, archived)
# unless you`ve specifically opted in to receive e-mails from these people, it`s spam
that`s teh law
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:18, archived)
# everyone knows the law is an ass!
You once emailed me to badger me into going to the pub - did I ask you to?

No, you spamming cunt!

;-)


(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:27, archived)
# but that wasn`t part of a distribution list, advertising something
.. unless you include "sitting at a table of spastics, drinking all teh bevvies"
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:30, archived)
# i thought it was a dating service you were running
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:31, archived)
# Well I pulled!
a muscle in my brain

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:33, archived)
# fucking sue him
the little dutch tinker
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:30, archived)
# if I can get his e-mail headers (the bits that the mail client doesn`t display)
I can find his ISP and lodge a complaint with them

then report him to the likes of spamhaus and spamcop - they`ll blacklist him and any ISPs who use their block lists will block his future e-mails!

What do you think? Lunchtime?
Yeah, me too.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:33, archived)
# `tisn`t 1pm yet
you`ll have a long.. boring afternoon
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:34, archived)
# get to fuck or you`ll get a size 10 clog up your arse!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:33, archived)
# they're quite nice folk really
I wrote some stuff for them and they put it in the Germ website - and they show a couple of my pics.

As I said to them, the copyright thing would be the greatest problem for me what with using a lot of news pix for my shopping.
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:03, archived)
# all your pictures from now on should contain only Jon Snow and Dom Joly
easy!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:04, archived)
# and Noel Edmonds - he's back on channel 4!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:05, archived)
# I saw that last Saturday
what a weird programme that is

*ring ring*
"oh hello the dealer . o O ( fuck I`d better pretend he`s saying something really tense and exciting ) .. yes that`s right.. bye

um, the dealer says you can have a tube of smarties in exchange for your box"
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:06, archived)
# and thats EXACTLY how Gary Glitter got found out....
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:07, archived)
# HAHAHA
why didn't I think of that bouffant
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:12, archived)
# spooning

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:05, archived)
# is that the 21st century version of felching? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:06, archived)
# yes
i mean, i have no idea
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:09, archived)
# just thinking that it's been a year since Channel 4 had their own compo on b3ta


(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:07, archived)
# year already?
blimey!
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:09, archived)
# hahaha
I still love Manic`s one with the 4 as a gun
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:12, archived)
# This was mine
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:22, archived)
# is Christmas last year
happening again?
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:07, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:10, archived)
# don't channel 4 remember the resounding success of the channel 4 christmas competition?
twunts
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:23, archived)
# there were some really good entries, I thought
www.b3ta.com/board/5330723
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:27, archived)
# how odd
they emailed me too - "i've been looking at your site and thought you might be interested in an image competition"

BUT, my site is alnost entirely text. the exceptions are:
a background image [not made by me],
a logo-thingo [not drawn by me]
and a photo [of me, but not taken by me]

so they obviously didn't look at it very hard, did they?

how very odd...

*deletes*
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:48, archived)
# "Tonight Matthew, I'm going to be... Nicolas II"!...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:47, archived)
# woo!
the puunage!
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:51, archived)
# Woo!
and Arf!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:54, archived)
# Todays episode of b3ta was brought to you
by the word 'Czar', and the actor Terry Thomas!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:59, archived)
# next week: secrets of the Hindernburg - revealed
and where Hitler went wrong
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:00, archived)
# A kremlin in the system!
woo!
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:59, archived)
# Took far too long and looked better through the brain window
(DJBenz, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:42, archived)
# this looks real - there is no cursor

however the glow from the screen isn't being reflected in his face - FAKE!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:44, archived)
# and the cursor isn't beeping (if there was one)
and the key presses don't make loud clicking noises - FAKE
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:01, archived)
# made me giggle
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:45, archived)
# hacking using windows.. how very l4m3!111ONE ONE CUNTY ONE
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:46, archived)
# but surely the challenge is even greater!
5up3r 733torz!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:49, archived)
# he's probably ssh-ing into a super-l33t russian Unix bawx

(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:03, archived)
# that gives me the fucking `orn
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:21, archived)
# Worth every minute
woo!
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:46, archived)
# but the password for the pentagon 'puter is "jeff jeff de jeff"
i thought everyone knew that?


woo to the anim though
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:46, archived)
# No
It's poligen ha!

Everyone knows that!!!
(I helped save b3ta! chronic And he doesn't know I licked his back!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:58, archived)
# "joshua5" actually
(taps nose)
(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:03, archived)
# (taps phone)

(I helped save b3ta! Spunk Murphy Tchaikovsky is a synonym for fanny, apparently, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:04, archived)
# ace 1337 toppness!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:47, archived)
# Great!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:50, archived)
# those missiles
are from final fanasy 8 AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:57, archived)
# hahah!
that is awesome in every way!

even the sticker on the back of the laptop!
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:00, archived)
# Just
looking at the news,and once again childhood gets another dream shattered,as if finding out Father Xmas is made up was not bad enough....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:36, archived)
# babar
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:37, archived)
# bar - Bar Barbra Ann
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:38, archived)
# Try it if you please
It's a mighty fine cheese
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:40, archived)
# If you like Cheese, and you like Peas
then you'll love new Cheesey Peas!

Or if you like greek cheese then come along here: www.b3ta.com/board/5330420
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:41, archived)
# th3ta.com
Would work too. In a less cheesy way, obviously.
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:44, archived)
# yes and z3ta.com
Does anyone remember 80s porn model Zeta? the Jordan of 1978 - 1985 era

Many a happy moment discovering pages from a jazzmag in local hedgerows.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:46, archived)
# Haha
Where all the best quality jazz mags are found!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:52, archived)
# if father christmas is made up
who is the bloke with the beard who's cock i've been sucking on christmas eve then?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:43, archived)
# probably a member of the shadow cabinet
parp!
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:44, archived)
# well this year i want walnuts and a cunting satsuma
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:46, archived)
# must have been Oliver Letwin
good luck trying that when Cameron gets in
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:49, archived)
# walking in liverpool yesterday
i saw a guy dressed as santa claus being escorted off the main street by the council police for making balloon animals for children without a permit..... imagine as a child seeing father christmas being dragged away by the police for making balloon animals....... maybe thats why those rappers hate them so much, from deep seeded childhood memories
(I helped save b3ta! PsyreN Bored Sig, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:43, archived)
# harf
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:45, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:54, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:56, archived)
# Ding ding.... All aboard the Hull express...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:30, archived)
# Rock & roll!
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:32, archived)
# id of seen it for the parkinsons foundation?
hull please.
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:00, archived)
# hahahahaha
Hull ain't a bad place to be.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:34, archived)
# He's on the Highway
to Hull etc..
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:34, archived)
# Being struck by thunder?
No, that doesn't sound right.

It's odd, I am not a fan of shouty guitars or shouty singers or modern rock music in general but oooh I love AC/DC.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:38, archived)
# Yay for ACDC
*sings* "I'll be your mistress, for Christmas"

eh, that doesn't quite work does it
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:40, archived)
# I'm a woman
and assuming you are too then definitely NO ;P
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:49, archived)
# Oh noes
teh confusion.
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:55, archived)
# Eh?


(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:59, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:01, archived)
# It might have been him
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:04, archived)
# pffft
sweet success for bitter tectonic

Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:34, archived)
#
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:46, archived)
# Yippee!
Hurrah for Elvis!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:53, archived)
# hahahaha
YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:00, archived)
# I think that you must be the only person
clever enough to get this . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:01, archived)
# Is he itching like a man in a bunny tree?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:02, archived)
# haha.
Very good...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:08, archived)
# err . . .



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:26, archived)
# A fine discovery
loon!
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:27, archived)
# he is very enterprising

and rising to the challeng(er)
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:36, archived)
# But when will the hubble burst?
..
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:39, archived)
# Any more pictures like this..
And he'll get rocketed to Stardom!
(I helped save b3ta! nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:40, archived)
# woo!@
Yay


er...

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:29, archived)
# A dth post with no pun?

(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:32, archived)
# Hat's unheard of!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:33, archived)
# hahaha!

at first I didn't get it, 'cause it was
such a shuttle joke.

/Sean Connery
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:30, archived)
# oh, don't be so (astro)naughty.

(I helped save b3ta! chronic And he doesn't know I licked his back!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:31, archived)
# I think you left
an extra space in that last post
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:33, archived)
# Yes, well I didn't planet very well!

(I helped save b3ta! chronic And he doesn't know I licked his back!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:40, archived)
# you're telling me
sounds like you're talking out of uranus

AICMFP for being the best punting cunner ever ever.
(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:42, archived)
# Oh!
I don't remember any mention of a cash prize *rummages in wallet*

You'll get a rocket for being so rude.
(I helped save b3ta! chronic And he doesn't know I licked his back!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:51, archived)
# It couldn't comet a worse time...
..
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:42, archived)
# yes I'll a-void it in future!

(I helped save b3ta! chronic And he doesn't know I licked his back!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:52, archived)
# Woo, Dave!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:31, archived)
# ..
woo!
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:35, archived)
# you really are bored arent you.
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:45, archived)
# pfffft!
how silly!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:33, archived)
# hahahah woo
I will 'ning you here seeing that you aren't 'ninging me on MSN.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:35, archived)
# soz hun . . .
bit busty . . .

EDIT: Dur! 'ning!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:35, archived)
# *prods DtH in the moobs*
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:45, archived)
# *giggles*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:48, archived)
# *admires rack*
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:54, archived)
# hahahaa
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:35, archived)
# this took way to long

it is a ford focus and a merc CLK
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:25, archived)
# Why did you even bother?
(r3load, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:26, archived)
# /\ this
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:43, archived)
# Seamless!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:26, archived)
# sorry chap but I got frustrated
and gave up
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:27, archived)
# No need to apologise
But it does look like a tarted up focus saloon, a hideous and pointless car to begin with
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:30, archived)
# looks
like a bmw!

Are you a designer?
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:26, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:28, archived)
# Do I detect a hint of
sarcasm?
(peewee13, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:34, archived)
# *whistles*
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:35, archived)
# anyway, who would drive one of those little gay cars - here's a proper Ford
www.ford.com.au/range/falcon/models/xr8sedan.asp
(peewee13, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:38, archived)
# looks like
you have got a flat tyre
(Barry Chuckle has gone out in the thong to feed the pigeons, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:27, archived)
# Nah...
It's only flat at the bottom...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:28, archived)
# HOMER: Why you little...

BART: Ekk, ekkk, eekkkk...

PICARD: Merde

*roll credits*
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:30, archived)
# Hahahaha
i would pay lots to see just that!
(I helped save b3ta! Smokey McPot, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:33, archived)
# errr
your names not james is it?
(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:47, archived)
# argh!
teh seams!
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:43, archived)
# Put a constant smile on his face
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:24, archived)
# Do you mean advent calendar?
*scratches head*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:39, archived)
# Here's a modified roast from last night


Optimised further 'specially for Mongychops :-)
(I helped save b3ta! chronic And he doesn't know I licked his back!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:21, archived)
# the girls approve
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:24, archived)
# Thank you ladies
I'll see you all back-stage after the gig.......except you 2nd row back on the left........you munter.
(I helped save b3ta! chronic And he doesn't know I licked his back!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:28, archived)
# man in drag
clearly
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:30, archived)
# Prince William
in drag to be precise
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:33, archived)
# crossed with larry the lamb

(I helped save b3ta! chronic And he doesn't know I licked his back!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:42, archived)
# Both wrong
it's that freak James Harries
(I helped save b3ta! uncle bastard is twanging a dan moi, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:58, archived)
# Maybe someone'll help
Who are the applauding women from Monty Python? And where can I find a GIF?
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:30, archived)
# well, it's stock footage of a women's institute meeting
so it's bound to be available somewhere!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:34, archived)
# Try
www.whatareweyourapplaudingwomenfrommontypythonfindingbitches.com

no, sorry got no idea
(I helped save b3ta! chronic And he doesn't know I licked his back!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:35, archived)
# tried getty?
creative.gettyimages.com/source/frontdoor/DefaultFilm.aspx
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:37, archived)
# Is she looking for the smoking channel?


(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:33, archived)
# haha
class
(I helped save b3ta! chronic And he doesn't know I licked his back!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:36, archived)
# Cor!
What a braw idea for a tv channel
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:36, archived)
# available on digital satellite, Cable and, now, Freeview!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:40, archived)
# Bah!
Don't get freeview in Dumfries
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:53, archived)
# What!
But you're going to be first to have your analogue turned off!

(Have I had a conversation with you about being from Dumfries before? If not, I am!)

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:05, archived)
# "Boldy going where no Comrade has gone before"...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:20, archived)
#
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:20, archived)
# hahahahahah
wooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:21, archived)
# Why you pretending . . . ?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:23, archived)
# Pretending what?
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:24, archived)
# What is that man on about?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:27, archived)
# I have no idea...
do you think it was a pun, and we just didn't get it?
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:28, archived)
# ...
...

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:25, archived)
# Do you know what he's talking about?
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:25, archived)
# nope
...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:28, archived)
# buggered if I know...
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:29, archived)
# ...It will
....

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:31, archived)
# it burns! w/y/h
have a Russian related roast

Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:22, archived)
# Ural Gay?
please say not
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:25, archived)
# afraid so
/aral be in the car if you need me
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:31, archived)
# *checks filename*
*groans*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:25, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
That should NOT have made me laugh as much as it did...
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:27, archived)
# Arf!
But did somebody not do this, and slightly better?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:32, archived)
# a bit like
(peewee13, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:23, archived)
# fucksocks
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:25, archived)
# Arf I love a good pun (like this)
but I am wondering whether I belong on this board.

I dont like cats, Star Trek, Dr Who, computer games, PS2s.

I can't bloody draw or 'shop well either

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:24, archived)
# me too, do you like Greek Cheese?
let's form a break-away board for peurile humour based on all things Greek and Cheesey

how about www.f3ta.com

I'll bring the olives
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:26, archived)
# Mmmm - olives
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:28, archived)
# give it a troy
it's gouda be worth the effort
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:29, archived)
# hahahaha
you loon.

Mind you, it sounds great to me. I love ALL cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:36, archived)
# cheese is teh best
of all mammal lactation based foods
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:37, archived)
# awww
*strokes*
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:26, archived)
# stick around

at least for the wank monkeys.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:32, archived)
# but you LOVE me!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:32, archived)
# Arf ! :)

Yes I know it's seamless
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:24, archived)
# Haha!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:10, archived)
# Arf!
Is Star Wars/Trek day as well as Terry Thomas day?

(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:24, archived)
# graaaahhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:27, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:27, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:25, archived)
# Opportunity knocks for a compo repost
(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:26, archived)
# IWOOT
if such a thing exists.
(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:37, archived)
# no 3
Sorry for no. 2, in all fairness, it was poo..

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(smirker neverletmetellyabouttheraggamuffinbiznessandting!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:11, archived)
# NOW THAT'S FUNNY!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:12, archived)
# Haha.
Back up to standard. You whore
(r3load, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:12, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha,
best one yet :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:12, archived)
# pffft
honk honk!
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:12, archived)
# Arf!
Now that did make laffs!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:13, archived)
# ROFFLEBERRIES
these get better :)
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:14, archived)
# they make a lovely jam
they do
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:16, archived)
# Just stfu a bit of bread in the toaster
and you have a delicious lol-calorie snack
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:19, archived)
# haha
yes that was hummus right there, woo
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:14, archived)
# pfft
comedy gold
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:15, archived)
# hahahahahaha
erm
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:17, archived)
# DATA: Sir, we appear to be in a galaxy far, far away, um... a long time ago.

PICARD: Shit.

WORF: We're getting a transmission.

PICARD: Audio only Mr. Worf.

VADER: I WANT THOSE PLANS BACK YOU MUTHAS

PICARD: Shit.

DATA: What shall we do Captain, my lack of emotion means I have no idea what it is to be terrified, or to laugh at a joke or feel the warmth of a child's smile.

*sad music*

PICARD: Double Shit.

*roll credits*
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:18, archived)
# Actually Picard says "Merde"
Being a Frenchie and all
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:19, archived)
# good point


PICARD: Merde.
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:20, archived)
# yes that was about it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:20, archived)
# much better
loved it :D
(I helped save b3ta! PsyreN Bored Sig, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:15, archived)
# Hahahaha!
woo!

...cue DTH tractor beam pearoast? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:16, archived)
# no, that was Zaphod's Wombat . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:17, archived)
# Cue
Dave the Hat's Zaphod's Wombat repost
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:18, archived)
# no no that was Bruce Wayne
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:20, archived)
# Hehehe
FP this immediately. IMMEDIATELY I TELL YOU!

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! chronic And he doesn't know I licked his back!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:19, archived)
# Roll out the graph!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:24, archived)
# Right, that's it,
can't resist it any more, pointless Star Post rewars agogo

(I helped save b3ta! thegoose, quietly backs out of the room hoping no one noticed, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:20, archived)
# hahahaha!
never seen that before!
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:21, archived)
# that's no custody war
woo!
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:23, archived)
# ^this^
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:00, archived)
# I like that
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Bojangles, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:33, archived)
# V good - have a Riposte

(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:20, archived)
# have one of mine
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:22, archived)
# wow
a fruit AND a vegetable!
(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:23, archived)
# i still would.
Even if she IS a les.
(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:23, archived)
# you could say
she was a fruit and a vegetable too
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:25, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:21, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
Oh yes! oh yes indeed!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:37, archived)

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