not hummushave a "when bandwagons collide"
(
Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:29,
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you hate coldplay
jesus hates coldplay
hence
you = jesus
AICMFP
(jesus hates coldplay
hence
you = jesus
AICMFP
kingofpork is the king of pork,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:32,
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shhh dont let the world know!otherwise people will find pieces of toast with my face on and sell them on ebay!
(,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:33,
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ah!why don't you just stick your face in the toaster and sell the results on ebay?
( kingofpork is the king of pork,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:33,
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do thatwater/wine/wine/water trick again
( Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:34,
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i think it's this silly bandwagonnot the picture being referred to
(
mongychops,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:32,
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that would seem to be the caseit really is a very poor b'wagon.
(
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:37,
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this week?every week!
TheNormic
(TheNormic
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:54,
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Magnet they really?I would never have noticed
( wefbhweiufhweiu party,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:57,
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the night board is full of baddieswho get angry if you dont fully amuse them till they love on their keyboard
(
PsyreN Bored Sig,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:29,
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Huge Arf!
Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:43,
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hmmThere would be tsunami if a lorry carrying the stuff crashed in the rain....
(
WOLF .™,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:25,
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shit yeah! and what if there were gremlins near by too!or worse! mogwais! those furry little bastards
(,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:27,
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Heh hehSee also: dehydrated water - just add water
(
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:31,
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That 2 should be subscript, not superscriptyou chemical heathen you!
( kingofpork is the king of pork,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:33,
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its a clever sales and marketing play on graphicstrying to appeal to the young and hip
(,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:33,
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And then she saidbut I ignored her because I was staring at her jugs
(
10,000 Shitting Monkeys are breaking into your house right now!!!!!!!!!!!!,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:44,
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Not that newYou've been able to buy instant water from lab chemical catalogues for at least several years.
Woo pic though.
(Woo pic though.
Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:33,
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bandwagon ?
33321 ..................................................,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:22,
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hahahahaha!god, that's clearly the best thing that bandwagon ever produced
(
spacefish bong!,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:30,
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erryes...
in a minor threadjack, this made me laugh like a loon:
video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7820333450116505275&q=Power+Rangers
(,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:23,
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in a minor threadjack, this made me laugh like a loon:
video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7820333450116505275&q=Power+Rangers
well that was rather strangeAt least I wasted 7 minuets of work time watching it!
( nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:35,
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well, he did all right out of it !
33321 ..................................................,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:14,
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You can't beat a bit of bullySuper!Smashing!Great!Woo!Yay!
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:18,
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Bad dayFeelin' nasty...
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:10,
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that 's so old!
Edit: Have the original
The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:13,
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Well that's me told...woo BTW
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:29,
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So that's what he was up to! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:13,
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hahaha!
urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:16,
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*chucks bucket of water at BBB*...oh no, it's not water - it's confetti! What are the chances of that happening!
Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:11,
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Hahahaha - super!And yes, I'll have a cup please.
You know how I like it.
(You know how I like it.
CaroWallis,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:11,
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Me too please, BBB!And have you got any biscuits this time?
( Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:12,
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Go girl! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:15,
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In 1984 A Team of Crack Comedians Was arrested by the Governmentetc
( Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:11,
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Arf!The C-Team!
( Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:12,
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pfftCheck out this clown, he's all over the road
( Mr Gimpson Wolfguts,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:14,
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and this guy !
33321 ..................................................,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:21,
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shhh...he's gonna go for the jaffa cake
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:57,
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Arf! Look at its 'ickle face!High wooness factor!
Edit: "It's a jaffa-trap!"
/Ackbar
(Edit: "It's a jaffa-trap!"
/Ackbar
Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:59,
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hahahahahahaha!Jaffa trap - got to love Ackbar!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:08,
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jaffa cakes?time for me lunch me reckons!
mrlogic is copying your beard,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:00,
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Hurry up!...with your t-shirts Mr prodigy69! I must have one!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:04,
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*sigh*I know I will get my finger out soon
*bloody college*
(*bloody college*
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:10,
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Sometimes I wonder if I am entirely pointless in the 'bigger picture' view of things...
This is actually a very accurate representation of my time.
grey matter,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:57,
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See, you could increase efficiencyby wanking, eating and looking at b3ta at the same time. While you're also doing a bit of the other.
( Button Man ...a right bottom feeder.,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:58,
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the eating and b3ta should be togetherthanks to our good friend dave the facts
( PsyreN Bored Sig,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:04,
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you clearly don't spend enough time wanking.
( Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:58,
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^thisi spend about 97% of my day wanking
the other 4% learning maths
(,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:00,
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the other 4% learning maths
Maths is wankwell done you are a 100% wanker.
welcome to the club
(,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:00,
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welcome to the club
understoodi wouldnt have time to check the mail anyway, as im too busy wanking
(,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:04,
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I have to type this with my cock1 cock stroke = 1 key press.
I love essays the most..
oooeerghhhh g.
(,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:13,
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I love essays the most..
oooeerghhhh g.
Down there!*points upwards*
( Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:07,
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madonna gets caught short and does a radcliffe
but then camden palace is a toilet anyway so no-one minded
gravytrain,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:55,
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ewwand it's koko these days actually
/pedant and twat
(/pedant and twat
mrlogic is copying your beard,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:56,
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i know i live just up the roadi stand by the toilet comment, not to mention they charge £3 for a fucking can of beer
( gravytrain,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:57,
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cuntsi just work down the road, near teh tube
( mrlogic is copying your beard,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:58,
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In the steak sandwich booth?
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:02,
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no and I'v enever seen a steak sandwich boothWHERE IS IT!?!
( mrlogic is copying your beard,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:04,
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me eitherbest i've had is food poisoning from that fucking hot dog stand next to the ballroom
gaaaah
(gaaaah
gravytrain,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:05,
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so you've never been to The Woody Grill then?that's pretty good - even if it is kebabs
and theres tupelo honey on park rd, which is great if you're posh or the boss is paying
or hache burger on Inverness Street is awesome
(and theres tupelo honey on park rd, which is great if you're posh or the boss is paying
or hache burger on Inverness Street is awesome
mrlogic is copying your beard,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:07,
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there's a steak sandwich booth betwixt camden station and the electric ballroomIt's might fine too!
If you're cunted
(If you're cunted
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:08,
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that IS the placedon't eat the hot dogs, they give you a shitpuke combo bonus multiplier
( gravytrain,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:10,
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They serve "The Best Steak Sandwiches Around"which is nicely vague
( emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:13,
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No wonder they poisoned you!You insulted their steak sandwiches by asking for hotdog!
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:15,
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i like jamon jamon on parkwaytook a lady there last week, vere good tapas
( gravytrain,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:11,
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i fucking hate tapasit's just a million starters - give me Steak any day of the week (or the rather delicious chicken, backon and leek casserole I'm having at the moment - yum)
( mrlogic is copying your beard,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:42,
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I get guest list thereExcept when fucking Madonna's playing
( emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:02,
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you don't go on NME night do you?I didn't spill Fosters on your £800 pair of Prada shoes ands make you cry did I?
( mrlogic is copying your beard,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:05,
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I seriously doubt itI was the one who pissed up your leg and threw up in your girlfriend's handbag.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:12,
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that handbag had cost me a fortune! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:23,
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the empire at the bush is as bad3.20 for carling... 3 FKIN 20!!!! ahhhhhhhh
(,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:10,
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John wasn't so happy with Sylvia's birthday present
Purple Onion,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:52,
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Hehehbut wouldn't it be called "fleegle" or something else equally meaningless?
( chronic And he doesn't know I licked his back!,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:57,
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no he didn't need an iron, he is ment to look like that
mongychops,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:50,
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Pfft!Women.....
/edit did you manage to crack office 2003 with the uplaod codez?
(/edit did you manage to crack office 2003 with the uplaod codez?
wefbhweiufhweiu party,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:51,
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Ah wellI tried.....
I've got a hot crack for notepad if you're interested?
(I've got a hot crack for notepad if you're interested?
wefbhweiufhweiu party,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:55,
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Hot crack?I don't know wether to shout "Cor!" or put some holes in this coke can!
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:57,
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Do bothand then shout "Ow" when you rip your cock to shreds
( wefbhweiufhweiu party,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:01,
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Tip # 1: never iron you dog when wetIs you dog wet? No! Proceed.
(,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:52,
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Hahahaha!Woo!
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:52,
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woomade me crease up!
( chronic And he doesn't know I licked his back!,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:58,
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Andanother...
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:49,
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Mr Bennettwas my hero when I was a wee small boy
( brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:53,
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That made me laugh much harder than it really should have done...
*wipes pieces of half-masticated corn snack from screen*
Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:53,
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ha ha hah hah hah hah ha!I'm sensing hummus in you.
Purple Onion,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:54,
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I likes thatbut i facking hate star trek
( wefbhweiufhweiu party,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:56,
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Arf!Woo!
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:57,
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i would pay money to see that in the cinema.
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:47,
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THE CINEMA OF DOOM! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:48,
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Pffft!Learn to spell 'gigolo' before I he-bitch man-slap you.
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:51,
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Honk Honk!
sorry for low hummus today, have to recoup and build up hummus levels after this
Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:38,
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excellent! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:58,
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Quick,dirty and surprisingly tasty...
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:38,
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There was teacher at my school called Miss Pickardshe was quite attractive, can you guess what we called her?
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:39,
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Nowhat did you call her?
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:40,
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Hehehe,ya rude wee scamps :¬)
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:40,
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*thinks hard*No... tell us.
( Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:42,
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I didn't think of any of those... Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:44,
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was if fuckard?Miss fuckard
did you caller that? was it Fuckard?
(,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:46,
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did you caller that? was it Fuckard?
Bitch. You called her Bitch and you called it to her face.Then she'd line all up all the boys and take it in turns to nosh you all off, while leaving you til last because she fancied you the most and wanted to make it special?
( 10,000 Shitting Monkeys are breaking into your house right now!!!!!!!!!!!!,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:48,
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and the script for the movie writes itself. Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:49,
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Spot on!Were you in my class?
It was Miss Prick-hard in case any of you faggots above really couldn't guess!
(It was Miss Prick-hard in case any of you faggots above really couldn't guess!
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:00,
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Ah, thankyou.And no, I didn't guess! (amazingly enough)
*lacks vision and imagination*
(*lacks vision and imagination*
Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:06,
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Hahahahaaaaa!Woo! Vuvu!
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:39,
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*makes it so* Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:40,
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it would be at camden palaceyou couldn't move for hairless beaver in there at half term, it was fucking magic
( gravytrain,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:32,
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QuiteRuns like fuck
Edit/Runs back to call you a terrible cunt
Runs away again
3 cheese sandwich with onion..
oh, wrong thread
sorry
(oh, wrong thread
sorry
Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:34,
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maybethey had been recently used in a bukkake session and are empty now.
( betpet is the fun in dysfunctional,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:14,
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MmmmmmBlu-tack.
*drools*
(*drools*
Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:27,
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want some?I've got blueberry flavour...
(
bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:28,
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Aardman reveal new projectWoo!
( 10,000 Shitting Monkeys are breaking into your house right now!!!!!!!!!!!!,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:28,
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IMPOSTER!Haha, no, it's ace! Woo yay!
www.flickr.com/photos/carowallis1/51337765/
(www.flickr.com/photos/carowallis1/51337765/
CaroWallis,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:28,
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Thankee, lully!I couldn't be bothered to go and find the original.
*squeezes*
(*squeezes*
Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:30,
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yes . . .he is sweaty, isn't he . . .
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:35,
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*mops self* Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:39,
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Yay!I SAID it was just a giant scottish floater!
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:28,
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Raaaaaaah! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula,
Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:54,
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