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#


(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:48, archived)
# It's planning something.
I can feel it.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:50, archived)
# probably waiting for a troll
to bum
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:51, archived)
# i like this
loads

WOO
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:50, archived)
[challenge entry] i wish my wife, my mum and my little sister would just save their money
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:45, archived)
# The tree looks like it needs it more than him





And woo.
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:47, archived)
# Let's face it, with a tie like that, he needs it.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:47, archived)
#
/ZING!
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:47, archived)
# You rang?
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:56, archived)
# ^^
but what else could he need apart from a bit of CDC??
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:48, archived)
# sorry
(I helped save b3ta! backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:38, archived)
# hahah
woo, you naughty girl!

dare i ask what you have done?
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:42, archived)
# girl?
GIRL?!

I suppose I could be if you wanted me to be. And I've been naughty since about 2003, which is when I last posted here.
(I helped save b3ta! backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:43, archived)
# That makes me feel old
Pass me my slippers and a walking stick.
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:44, archived)
# I just realised
I missed my third birthday.

But it is my three year, three month and three day anniversary. 333, hmmm, that makes me HALF A BEAST.
(I helped save b3ta! backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:46, archived)
# Still,
all the threes is much classier.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:49, archived)
# I'm trying to work out
if it's the top half or bottom half that's bestial.
(I helped save b3ta! backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:50, archived)
# Make it the left.
Best of both worlds, plus it takes less effort to evil at people.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:54, archived)
# But then
I'd have one cloven hoof and one foot, which wouldn't be satisfying when I went clip-clopping down the road.
(I helped save b3ta! backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:55, archived)
# Move to Holland.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:57, archived)
# But then I'd have to
stick my finger in a dyke...

*moves to Holland*
(I helped save b3ta! backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:58, archived)
# then you and
rogue could make the complete beast then.

*just don't tell rik*
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:49, archived)
# blimey
I didn't know that! And I even lived with Rik for a year. The fat-Alan-Cummings-as-Boris-in-Goldeneye-lookalike cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:51, archived)
# oh right, were you the big guy with the beard at that imperial bash?
i thought one of the girls was backrub slut! my mistake sorry mate
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:58, archived)
# no
that was justhere. I was the short fat guy.
(I helped save b3ta! backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 23:00, archived)
# *confused*
i'll have to check the pics
edit: oh yeah i remember now, sorry!
/slightly embarassed
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 23:01, archived)
# something like this
rob.rubberfeet.org/photos/galleries/2005-01_brs_leaving_bash/img_0694.jpg

and don't be embarassed. I don't remember ANYONE. FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 23:03, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:44, archived)
# Sorry, but it is christmas :)


damn, too far down and no-one'll see my late night hummus.

/weeps
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 23:04, archived)
# i saw,
and it was appreciated.
(I helped save b3ta! backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 23:05, archived)
# Aaaahhh
Bless, and it was your work I ripped off. Sweet, thank you :)
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 23:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Phil couldn't understand why Lamar was so upset about his gift
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:37, archived)
# i'd rather that than franz ferdinand or some other
indie-pap
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:37, archived)
# possibly because
it's in japapanese

(I helped save b3ta! HexShaped remembers when this was all fields, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:40, archived)
# I have two words for you:
Arrogant Worms

Woo to pic

:O)
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:52, archived)
# Good Evening, All!

I hope this post finds you well?
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:34, archived)
# oh dear god!
You are DTH!

AICMFP!


Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:35, archived)
# haha
tres bientos!
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:35, archived)
# Good Evening, lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:36, archived)
# good evening ms wallis
how are you?
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:37, archived)
# I've just got back from a play, dontcha know.
Only thing was, my stomach kept making rumbling
noises all the way through, causing old ladies to glare at me.
And you?
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:39, archived)
# oh not too bad, been playing that bloody acro game too much this week
got the work xmas piss-up tomorrow night which could be fun or a big pile of wank
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:41, archived)
# Ah, my workplace called me Saturday and asked if I'd be willing to do Secret Santa.
I don't know what made me say yes. Perhaps the perverse wondering of what someone'll get me.
That, or the fact I was standing in Leicester Square looking at huge stuffed tigers thinking
'I'll never get one of those home on the train'.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:43, archived)
# buy something really bizzare.
Like incontinence pads, or maybe a figurine of the Pope in a dressing gown.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:48, archived)
# I wish I dared.
I was thinking of a box of Continentals from Thorntons.
Everyone hates those.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:49, archived)
# a bag of chocolates made up entirely of
coffee flavoured revels.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:57, archived)
# You are evil.
PURE FUCKING EVIL!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 23:00, archived)
# Oh my, this really hurt
arf!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:39, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:39, archived)
# the term 'bodacious'
is really underused in society today.

(I helped save b3ta! HexShaped remembers when this was all fields, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:41, archived)
# i agree.
i think it's like, totally gnarly.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:42, archived)
# i like the bodacious
it makes me think of what it would be like if they crossed bill and ted with the matrix
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:56, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:49, archived)
# Ha ha
and a little groan.
(I helped save b3ta! Royalle, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 23:07, archived)
# hmm...
Image hosted by Photobucket.com

(I helped save b3ta! HexShaped remembers when this was all fields, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:22, archived)
# *spacks*
*forms communist nation state*
*purges*
(I helped save b3ta! Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:23, archived)
# just wait
this is but half...

(I helped save b3ta! HexShaped remembers when this was all fields, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:25, archived)
# i guessed as much
but i do not have a good enough post ready to move it down...
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:27, archived)
# *sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! HexShaped remembers when this was all fields, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:27, archived)
# if you don't mind me asking
but what horrifying chain of events occured that led to you having a pic of Mykeyboys mangoo?
(I helped save b3ta! Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:27, archived)
# as i recall
he presented me with his seed so that i may further mankind in the event of his death. his is a genious that must be preserved.

(I helped save b3ta! HexShaped remembers when this was all fields, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:28, archived)
# christ.
you could clone millions of him!
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:29, archived)
# how did it taste?
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:32, archived)
# bitter
(I helped save b3ta! HexShaped remembers when this was all fields, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:41, archived)
# subliminal ;)


*goose steps*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:26, archived)
# *obeys*
*Lawfully owns part of Tetris, probably*
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:26, archived)
# *hums korobeiniki*
(Ukatoton, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:27, archived)
# if the board weren't so slow
you'd rue that statement.

(I helped save b3ta! HexShaped remembers when this was all fields, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:27, archived)
# Oooh, flashy
Hope you don't mind me 'jacking with this (because it also flashes, and is too crap for a new thread)


Expect this to be trotted out at every available opportunity.

Edit: And believe it or not, that was an unintentional pun
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:37, archived)
# One of the greatest
News stories ever *FACT*.
(I helped save b3ta! AngryDave requiring lawyers, guns and money since, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:38, archived)
# This has given me an idea
All news stories should be written on the sides of horses, that are sent out to roam the land and disseminate the news.
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:52, archived)
# Hahaha
use it as a tiled background for your website www.ilovehorses.museum
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:40, archived)
# Fucking cunthorses...
(I_tickle_myself, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:47, archived)
# Velly intelesting.
Hits F5.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:54, archived)
# So true
Damn rugby nazis.
(Benny A Last Nuclear meltdown:, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 23:01, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 23:21, archived)
# Not original I know

...but the similarities are startling! (Look out, Poland!)
(I helped save b3ta! finger jockey, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:19, archived)
[challenge entry] What a prick



With love to The robotic love wand badger that belongs to Stephen Hawking
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:17, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:19, archived)
# pfft

(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:19, archived)
# tee hee!
it's all of teh quantum.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:20, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:20, archived)
# Pixel?
Is that you?
(Garwik The Nobby Nob Hat, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:30, archived)
# consider this liked
(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:32, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:37, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaha!
wank-quantam-tastic
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Curse Santa's failing safety standards
(I helped save b3ta! Strawberry Dragon, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:16, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Marvellous.

(Compo it?)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:17, archived)
# Good thinking
Batman
(I helped save b3ta! Strawberry Dragon, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:18, archived)
# how very nightmare before christmas
and also most woo!
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:18, archived)
# arf
father christmas should instigate some workplace elf warnings (:
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:30, archived)
# he he
i once had a job designing grotto's and suchlike scenes such as this were quite common in my workshop
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:58, archived)
[challenge entry] "4 teh compost"

Cobbled together in a rush but I feel it represents the adult disappointment many of us now face every December 25th...

Mikeyxxx
(utensilattack, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:09, archived)
# One consolation of getting a regular X-Box...
At least it'd work
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:13, archived)
# At least...
sometimes...

You must remeber, this is a microsoft product...
(G.Eusebio ...Fentruk from the long past..., Thu 8 Dec 2005, 22:04, archived)
# hehehe
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:15, archived)
# I love that crying kid.
Turns up everywhere, bless him.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:16, archived)
# ....INSERT GLITTER JOKE HERE....
:)
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:17, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:18, archived)
#


Charlene never was particularly fond of Xmas cake...
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:05, archived)
# PHWOARRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
*Rubs thighs*
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:06, archived)
# Not hers, I hope
They'd snap!
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:11, archived)
# the last thing the lass in the white t-shirt wanted....
A fucking xylophone.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:09, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:13, archived)
# Haha. That took me far too long to get.
That is awful! Oh man. I'm gagging.

Why would she do that to herself? I'm at a loss here. Haha. Sob, sob. Haha. Sob.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:17, archived)
# Jesus fucking christ.
Can I use her arms for my takeaway please?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:09, archived)
# hahahaha
You could use her at christmas. SPread some marmite on her, save a fortune on Twiglets.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:10, archived)
# Hahahaha
You wouldn't need much wrapping paper either.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:12, archived)
# hehehe
After eight? Never ate more like!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:13, archived)
# Pfft!
Silly bint.

Still, I suppose nights out would be cheaper.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:14, archived)
# Phwooooaaaaar!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:15, archived)
# how is it that this frightens me
more than teh goatse?!
(I helped save b3ta! Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:16, archived)
# sorry it's CDC TEIM
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:22, archived)
# YAY
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:25, archived)
# crappy picture

stupid story
www.todaysthv.com/news/news.aspx?storyid=21696
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:04, archived)
# i didnt know
that they had "flid" models?
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:16, archived)
# it's her wanking claw
(I helped save b3ta! Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:19, archived)
# Must have been
Boschetto al Tartufo (otherwise known as the "crack cocaine of cheese")
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Down Under, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Argh! Teh Quo for Crimbo! What could be worse!?
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(Lord Nugget of Badgeringstoke has been lurking for a while, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:51, archived)
# cancer?
(I helped save b3ta! Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:52, archived)
# you pissed on my mind...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:53, archived)
# *shakes off*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:56, archived)
# what is worse than finding a worm in your apple?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:02, archived)
# gang rape!
(I helped save b3ta! Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:03, archived)
# hahahahaha
you surprised out an andventurous bogey!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:06, archived)
# and now he is free to explore the world, for the very first time!
or did you eat it? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:15, archived)
# no, he's currently
descending my monitor, slowly somersaulting over himself, like those sticky rubber crawlies you used to chuck at walls as a kid.

I may keep him as a pet. They are fun till the crispiness kicks in.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:19, archived)
# Those things were ace!
although they got all fluffy too fast. bastards.

Call him Flaubert, keep him in a bottle, with a little bit of water inside to keep him moist.
(I helped save b3ta! Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:22, archived)
# Jimmy Carr
or so I'm told
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:03, archived)
# in other news
open canvas is fun

www.portalgraphics.net/en/oc/oc4/products.html
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:52, archived)
# well hello there, Scott Walker
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:53, archived)
# heh
i dunno what the drawing is.. its just fun to mess with.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:57, archived)
# hmmm downloads :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:55, archived)
# its the new
artrage
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:56, archived)
# "An infinite possibility you create great images has expnaded by using these variegated filters!"

never mind the product, the language is brill!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:57, archived)
# Woo!
It is rather enjoyable I must say!
(Teh Loppi That's what I'm talkin' 'bout., Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:15, archived)
# thanks
for the heads up
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:21, archived)
# Open?
OPEN?!

Curse their lying ways - I was expecting a tarball, not a "THIS IS SHAREWARE" message!
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:33, archived)
# rectal cancer?
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:52, archived)
#
A small army of Teh Quo rampaging up and down your gastro-intestinal tract...
(Lord Nugget of Badgeringstoke has been lurking for a while, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:53, archived)
# a Manchester United european kit?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:53, archived)
# The Ring?
(I helped save b3ta! HexShaped remembers when this was all fields, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:53, archived)
# nice
pj's
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:54, archived)
# Alanis Morissette repost time
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:56, archived)
# hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:57, archived)
# pfft
nice of you to turn up on Saturday ;)

*sneaks into your house when you`re not in and pisses on the setee*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:57, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:58, archived)
# pffft
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:59, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:07, archived)
# Hehehehe
compo it!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:14, archived)
# oh ho!
take that, beeyatch
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:21, archived)
# Haha
Ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:35, archived)
# We'll be getting a lot of these this week, methinks. :)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:59, archived)
# might as well compo it
btter yet...
compo it HARD!
(I helped save b3ta! Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:03, archived)
# no!
they would be a brillyunt present
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:22, archived)
# want!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:14, archived)
# this?
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:15, archived)
# Fluffeh? Sexeh? Combined?
here

EDIT2: Linked to appease the FAQ fundamentalists.
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:48, archived)
# or you could just
link to the post on the other forum? Don't forget b3ta is for images you've made yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:49, archived)
# See edit
it's not shopped, but not GC, and acknowledged

but fits my criteria, so yarbles!
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:54, archived)
# errr...
ok?
umm, if you know what you're upto and its making you happy, carry on.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:56, archived)
# haha
I love you pep.

(I helped save b3ta! HexShaped remembers when this was all fields, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:00, archived)
# Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:02, archived)
# someone on another forum made it?
(I helped save b3ta! Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:49, archived)
# *calls cafe press*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:50, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:56, archived)
# response so far has been a little strange.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:59, archived)
# I prefer the term..
Wrong.
(Tezzrexx http://5punk.co.uk - b3ta gamers, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:50, archived)
# Fuck the fluffeh fucking shit fuck!
Fuck all of it! Fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:50, archived)
# Have you read the instructions?
I think not.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:03, archived)
# Yep
you're wrong

mongfeatures

nice FPs though
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:10, archived)
# ...

(I helped save b3ta! HexShaped remembers when this was all fields, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:44, archived)
# whoa!
*hypnotised*

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:45, archived)
# ...
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! HexShaped remembers when this was all fields, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:45, archived)
# pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft
hahaha! er, response sofa? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:45, archived)
# ahahahahahahaha!
*had new wallpaper now*



Funniest thing i have seen all week!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:46, archived)
# *snort*
+pfft
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:59, archived)
# ahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:00, archived)
# and why not
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:21, archived)
# errrrrrrrrrrm
whats the joke???
(therealche, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:47, archived)
# yep
(I helped save b3ta! DUM4S5 =], Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:45, archived)
# mmm, lovely wet wet wet beer...
real

www.b3ta.com/board/5412254
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:41, archived)
# PFFFT
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:42, archived)
# Good lord! I'll wager I can stand my hat on that.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:42, archived)
# That's a neato
TheoNermic
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:42, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:44, archived)
# Hahahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:45, archived)
# It's fake!
WHERES THE SHARK!? Eh?
(Lord Nugget of Badgeringstoke has been lurking for a while, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:52, archived)
# eejit
(I helped save b3ta! HexShaped remembers when this was all fields, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Fucksocks.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:40, archived)
# The arms!
good god man, what have you created!

wyh
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:41, archived)
# hahaha
great
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:41, archived)
# Haha
Excellent. Is that you as a child?

*runs away*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:42, archived)
# haha, no you rotten bugger! :)
oddly, there appear to be no pictures of me as a child in existence. Hmm. *ponders*
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:43, archived)
# that`s because
a) you`ve never had a girlfriend meet your mum

-or-

b) you`ve never had a girlfriend
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:48, archived)
# or c)
a mum
grey kid is a alien?
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:49, archived)
# UGGGH MUMMILESS BOY!
*points*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:50, archived)
# Hahah
That's great hummus
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:42, archived)
# hahahaha
Winner!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:42, archived)
# i love all JML products
woo!!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:43, archived)
# i love the adverts more
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:47, archived)
# Don't cry-
I got ONE walkie-talkie for Christmas, once upon a time. I'm still fuming.

WOO
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:45, archived)
# hee hee...
shop it! now! it's a winner! :)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:47, archived)
# Just what are you supposed to do with one walkie-talkie
I hear the voice of Pink Floyd, where the guy says there won't be pudding!

Shop what? My anger?
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:49, archived)
# someone unwrapping one walkie talkie
it's a funny idea. :)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:51, archived)
# Chhhhhck!
Ten four. Chhhhhhck. I'm comin' in. Chhhhhck.

Ooh. I get it now. It's a real life compo. Wahoo.

/fires up photoshop. Thanks Grey kid.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:54, archived)
# hahaha
well he's got a point

How CAN you have any pudding if you don't have your meat?
(Slartibartfast.... designer of coastlines, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:34, archived)
# hahahahaha
I just had an image of walkie-talkies for disabled people, called "Roller-Holler"



:)
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:48, archived)
# With strings.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:50, archived)
# yeah, but DRY string.
Fuck 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:51, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:48, archived)
[challenge entry] My grandmother said she'd put a tenner in my Christmas card
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:31, archived)
# hahaha
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! homonk, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:32, archived)
# thank you
the idea has been kicking round my head for a while then this compo convinced me to actualy make it
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:34, archived)
# I can't figaro it out
arf!
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:33, archived)
# If you can't sei(gfried) it by now, you need a slap,
Carmen have a go if you think you're hard enough!
(I helped save b3ta! Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:36, archived)
#
Im not sure it's Werther fight
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:40, archived)
# Götterdämmerung it to hell
that's a bad pun
(I helped save b3ta! Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:45, archived)
# (William) Tell me about it
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:48, archived)
# the PUN!
it burns!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:34, archived)
# pun?! thats the magic pea-roast word for the day!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:35, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! homonk, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:36, archived)
# arf...this still makes me chuckle!
did you say pun pearost?
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:37, archived)
# That fucking cunt
His version of "wish you were here" scarred me for life
(Slartibartfast.... designer of coastlines, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:51, archived)
# ahhh.
but then there was Scissor Sister's 'Comfortably Numb' to help get over it....
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:54, archived)
# Meh
No one should ever be allowed touch teh floyd

I don't like covers in general...

Although a few songs on Garage, Inc. were class
(Slartibartfast.... designer of coastlines, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:01, archived)
# haha what a cunt!

(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:37, archived)
# marvellous

(ivor_the_engine, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 9:22, archived)
[challenge entry] great compo! Wasp Box`s best Christmas ever!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:29, archived)
# I want to put this in the compo
but I won't since I didn't make it:
bearfoots.theperfectsolution.com/dog/dogtivity.htm

(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:29, archived)
# ewwww.. if only web sites could be competition entries
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:46, archived)
# Is that Diana on the left?

*pre-emptive fwap*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:30, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:30, archived)
# ha haaaaaaaaa!!!
What a great entry

(bet that's the first time anyone's said THAT to you, Rik - pffft!)
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:41, archived)
# watch it, Parfitt
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:46, archived)
#
*watches carefully*
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:49, archived)
# good god man! *bokes*
woo :P
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:47, archived)
# looks like
I just cum
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 9:05, archived)
[challenge entry] oh noes!
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:26, archived)
# Noice! Oi Loikes it!
Ur true to da next roind!

/nicely done sir!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:27, archived)
# splendid!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:30, archived)
# Haha
Mumilla, sounds like a giant lizard terrorising the home counties... :-)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:30, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:31, archived)
# arf!
silly bint that she was

s'all a conspiracy anyway...

Image hosted by Photobucket.com

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:32, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:33, archived)
# Fancy!
made that on July 6th, before it became fashionable to link the irate French with bombing the tube... *fancies*
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:36, archived)
# brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 21:49, archived)
# hehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! legohead, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:08, archived)
# hahahah, i fucking love that.
That was FP'd wasn't it?? It bloody should have been if not.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:10, archived)
# hehehe
thanks



*psst, no it wasn't.
(I helped save b3ta! legohead, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:12, archived)
# good lord!
FP THIS NOW!!!!^^
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:14, archived)
# No don't.




reverse psychology
(I helped save b3ta! legohead, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 22:15, archived)
# genius!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 9 Dec 2005, 14:06, archived)
# I love the brothers' "look"
Will: She can't be serious.... :|
Harry: Just nod and smile! -_-;
(Kitsune-chan I'm not a bunny I'm a grownup girl, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 4:37, archived)

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