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# cats love their work
Image hosted by PicsPlace.to
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:44, archived)
# Cor! that's lovely.
It looks like my cat, Woolly.
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:46, archived)
# MAKE IT EXPLODE !
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:46, archived)
# ace!
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:47, archived)
# hehehe!
#but the cat came back, the very next day...#
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:47, archived)
# and here's a link....
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:56, archived)
# The fact that the page is in Hebrew
makes it at least 17 times better
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 2:05, archived)
# ha!
i didn't even notice, in my haste.
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 2:07, archived)
# hahaha
that just added to its awesome
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 2:09, archived)
# forgot how brilliant that film is
superb animation i will certainly never be as good as that
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 2:10, archived)
# Woo!
I have an avi of it somewhere. It's mighty. We even watched it as part of my course at uni... although I forget why.
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 2:11, archived)
# hehe
evil they are. I think thats why i prefer them to dogs

lovely stuff
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:47, archived)
# HEY!
Stop that you little bugger.

He's cute.
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:51, archived)
# I had a cat once...


Well, truth be told, I still have two!.. but woo to the ani!
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:56, archived)
# ^ made me laugh lots^
exellent
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:59, archived)
# that's great.
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:57, archived)
# I love that.
Also, it almost makes me wonder if I can draw something, someday.
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 2:01, archived)
# Today, I have discovered two things
1.) If you're having a really shit day, just go back to sleep for several hours. You not only wake up refreshed, but also wondering what the fuck just happened?
2.) Couscous is a LOT better if you make it with chicken stock.
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:35, archived)
# A day well spent
Oh, and I love you, even if you do drug young women* occasionally with Rohypnol




*me
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:37, archived)
# don't judge him too harshly
we all would given the option
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:39, archived)
# haha.
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:40, archived)
# Occasionally?
WTF?! I don't do it ALL THE TIME!
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:41, archived)
# It still counts when I enjoy it
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:42, archived)
# *adds to list of things which make me happy*
4.) Not drugging random bitches and shit.
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:43, archived)
# It's not rape
... if you shout, "Surprize!" before hand
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 2:00, archived)
# I know what you mean!
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:38, archived)
# Oh shut up
and get back on GMTV.

'Ning Synchypoos.
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:44, archived)
# Jealous!
*points*
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:46, archived)
# Generalised Murder TeleVision?
Are you sure you're not American?
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:50, archived)
# American?
No, I speak the Queen's English.
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:53, archived)
# Is that the one
where you don't pronounce trailing R's and add a bunch of U's?

/edit: it's R, not T
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:55, archived)
# :|
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 2:00, archived)
# This
has made me laugh out loud
:D
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 2:02, archived)
# We don't add the U's
you take them out.

The language is ENGLISH after all.
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 2:04, archived)
# I'm not knocking your spelling
but think how much longer your pens would last if you did it our way?
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 2:25, archived)
# Apsolutely.
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 2:09, archived)
# those poor birdies.
i use veg. stock.

but sleep is the best thing ever.
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:58, archived)
#

\ notes "chicken stock" tip.
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 2:02, archived)
# aww
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:30, archived)
# thats no match for my army of ferrets !
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:31, archived)
# Or is it?
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:32, archived)
# there lethal buggers.
i'm scared of two of them.
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:33, archived)
# "They're"
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:35, archived)
# Your also
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:36, archived)
# GAYER
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:38, archived)
# youre're'r'e'r'e're'r'eour all ghee
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:39, archived)
# DOUBLE gayer with kittins!
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:41, archived)
# people in grass houses shouldn't mow stoats
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:42, archived)
# I'm too gay for the likes of you :p




You're on my list too. Is it sad that I really have a list?
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:44, archived)
# a list for what?
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:46, archived)
# Stalkees
(people to 'stalk'...see profile for details, etc.)
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:48, archived)
# Do I get sexed up as part of the bargain?
Eitherway, you can stalk me as much as you like
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:49, archived)
# Well, it's always possible
But usually it's not as intrusive as it sounds, I just follow you around the board a bit, fawn a little and find a thread that sufficiently demonstrates this.
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:52, archived)
# It's fun!
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:55, archived)
# you just want me for my 3 Fp's in as many days DON'T YOU
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:56, archived)
# FUCK
That was you as well? Congrats sir!
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 2:00, archived)
# it certainly was
And thanks
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 2:09, archived)
# I get one a year now.
:(
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 2:10, archived)
# I get one
per everything.
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 2:30, archived)
# gah
sorry..i'm a awful speller

*hangs head in shame*
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:39, archived)
# you're spelling's fine
but your a bad grammerer
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:39, archived)
# pfffft
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:40, archived)
# that'll be dysperaxia and not paying attention at school.
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:41, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:46, archived)
# fuck them. b3ta aint no school
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:39, archived)
# Doesn't mean we aren't pedantic arses
;)
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:43, archived)
# true!
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:46, archived)
# You're okay
you just suck at speeling.
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:45, archived)
# oh damn. i thought i asked you not to tell anyone.
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:48, archived)
# You can't ask him anything
He's too sexy to need telling
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:49, archived)
# if only i'd had known.
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:50, archived)
# keep trying then
you'll find true love for them somewhere
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:35, archived)
# *strokes ferrets*
EDIT: my typing is shit tonight. bloody works xmas party was shit
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:36, archived)
# awww
bless
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:34, archived)
# hehee
hope he's got it the right way round
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:38, archived)
# lovely!@
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:38, archived)
# I love it
Is it me or are army bunnies looking younger and younger these days?
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:56, archived)
# aww... cute, but
fookin' deadly!

woo!
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 2:00, archived)
# Not very deadly
He's forgotten to arm the AT-4*. He's also forgotten to extend the sights, the handle, and the shoulder strap, and he's also holding it on the wrong shoulder. Silly rabbit!

* That's what the bloody foreigners call our lovely "Pansarskott m/86"
/Swedish


Woo, though!
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 3:03, archived)
# hahahahhaha



joo anorak ;)
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 3:16, archived)
# ?
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:05, archived)
# hahaha!
christ almighty!
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:06, archived)
# i'm going to have nightmares now
i love you and want your animatedly talented babies - NOW!
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:07, archived)
# you are most welcome to them
they are currently incubating inside phil mitchells head, as you can see from the excited pulsating they should hatch any day now
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:11, archived)
# EICK!!!!
i'm off to bed! *sobs*
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:12, archived)
# it's too late...
the mitchell hatchlings have imprinted on you now and will follow you everywhere

nighty night
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:17, archived)
# does anyone remember that cartoon on MTV way back when
"MTV's Oddities" it was a show about a bunch of freaks, one had a huge piece of metal stuck through his head, another was impossibly skinny, and the main character had an alien living in his head that made it grow to proportions quite like this picture

that was as weird show. it came on at the same time as aeon flux, during "liquid television"
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:16, archived)
# No
doesn't sound completely alien, but I can't quite remember
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:23, archived)
# it was called 'the head', as i recall.
i saw a few episodes, and it was released on video. i don't think it lasted long, though.
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:50, archived)
# helloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
(K)
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:26, archived)
# WARNING: to much dogging can result in something like that !!!
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:07, archived)
# i thought dogging
just gave you the bad aids
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:18, archived)
# as well.
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:19, archived)
# blimey
you dont work in that *** **** flea market do you?
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:21, archived)
# yes..ssssshhhh
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:23, archived)
# hehe
thats just up the road from me, i'll have to pop in and buy some fleas some time
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:24, archived)
# HURRAH !
you need to buy the delightful copy of "giant package" we have in at the moment...it's very good.
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:26, archived)
# haha!
are you peddling smut under the counter? thats me sorted for family chrimo prezzies then
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:35, archived)
# YES ! except all our smut is in full view of minors.
it's great...it's this 60s/70s porn mag done out like a home made comic strip..great story lines.
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:45, archived)
# ha! sounds a bit racy.
Hope its not too soiled...
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:58, archived)
# *orders*
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:35, archived)
# I read that as
"dodging", and thought you were reffering to the dodge tool, and I though hey, that picture doesn't look overly light, and wouldn't a little ctrl+z action or burn brush fix that right up? And then I realized what you really meant, and scolded myself for such a chain of rather sad digital photo editing type thoughts (which are understood by you lot) that was triggered by my illiteracy.

And then I did it again.


edit: twice... even after writing that whole thing.
*scowls*
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:19, archived)
# Arf!
*hugs*

You still rule sir
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:27, archived)
# hehe... that's no sir
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:29, archived)
# I call everyone sir
It's not a gender discrimination, it's just affection
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:31, archived)
# Hurrrah!
How's you, stud?
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:30, archived)
# Good
Been back on a bit more recently, though still no-where near my old post rate (thank fuck), yet fast approaching 10k. Got any suggestions?
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:32, archived)
# Erm,
avoid the outdoors like the plague?
I don't know, I'm trying to get my rate down...
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:34, archived)
# I mean for the 10k celebration
My last one was amusing, apparently memorable, but takes some beating (and obviously can't be 'upped')
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:36, archived)
# I'd definately up you in your 5k post
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:42, archived)
# Aaaah
I do remember a smattering of "can't wait 'til 10,000! cor!"s ...



link them to a program that just prints out "cock" 10,000 times...

/had to do basically that for comp sci final today, t'was a rather dumb question



erm, norks?
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:42, archived)
# I vote
norks.
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:49, archived)
# The lack of replies to this post indicates
that either the demon drink has taken a firm hold of our brains or you are far too intellectual for all us here at this time of night.
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:29, archived)
# Well, I timed that well didn't I?
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:29, archived)
# Indeed
It's only 8:30 for me, so I'm still sober and too verbose for my own good.
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:30, archived)
# *is intellectual, etc.*
Pfffft
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:31, archived)
# I really should be studying for my finals
or writing a paper that's due, but I've chosen to spend my time* with you learned lot




*procrastinate
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:33, archived)
# I'm worth it
But probably still not enough to blow your grades for. Sir, I demand you go do work.

In a bit.
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:35, archived)
# Ok

a little later
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:36, archived)
# Nightmare provoker
Number 1.

Woosome.
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:07, archived)
# What
in the name of shuddering fuck.....

That gives me the shitting fear
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:11, archived)
#
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:12, archived)
# Argh etc.
I am intrigued by your Tomorrow People thing, but dial up won't like a 30MB download
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:21, archived)
# It's WELL worth it
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:23, archived)
# Get cable.
It's worth it.

(So I have been told)

Edit : I was going to put in here "Ask Jessie". I see I have no need to now.

Ta Jessie!
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:23, archived)
# *bows*
*is available for a small (okay, large) fee etc.*

Edit: Hahah, cheers for the profile mention sir
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:25, archived)
# *Hands over large fee*
Have you only just noticed the list? It's been there a long time.

You are on the top of it too, this however does not indicate any kind of priority.*

*Blatant lie.
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:33, archived)
# I think I saw it a while ago
But i'm currently swinging between 'bitchy' and 'childlike glee' and I saw it anew :)
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:40, archived)
# That's nice dear.
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:49, archived)
# My broadband has been ordered
I should have it in a week. ANd then the internet will be mine

And by subletting to my flatmates at an increased rate, it's 100% free to me!
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:26, archived)
# I see you are a person with business sense.
I can't fault you.
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:31, archived)
# alas
i'm stuck on dial up too until the end of january... i miss my uni connection already :-(
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:25, archived)
# I didn't mind dial up
until we got broadband at work a few months back(always helps for a web design company..)

But now it's like wading through treacle
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:31, archived)
# *aroused at the thought of treacle*
My connection (My brother's, but I'm on the network) is going to be increased to 10Mb next year.

Can't wait. Yay!
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:34, archived)
# well i'm quite happy with dialup for now
just enough time to skin up :)
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 2:20, archived)
# Yeah, but at least you're home
I'm here 'til the 23rd...
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:32, archived)
# A couple of Anadin Extra will sort that right out.
Alright, maybe Anadin Mega.

Wooo!
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:13, archived)
# Ah!
It throbs!
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:14, archived)
# BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:25, archived)
# :D
blee blee bleee
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:40, archived)
# to those that don't know..
THAT is what a 6-bottle-of-champagne hangover feels like!

Uber ani and woo to it too!

and NO, I wasn't the one footing the biil!
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:26, archived)
# ooooh thats horrible
but good
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:46, archived)
# release the bees!
woo, etc.
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:51, archived)
#



(it's einstein & monroe)
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:57, archived)
# YaY!
That's most Woo
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:57, archived)
# you're
unbelieveable!
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:57, archived)
# haha!
YAY !
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:57, archived)
# That is all of the skill.
*clicks "I like this"*
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:57, archived)
# oh that's just grand
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:57, archived)
# that's certainly a bit special
most woo!
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:58, archived)
# Nice.

(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:59, archived)
# i LOVE you.
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:00, archived)
# *holds back tears*
/brave
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:01, archived)
# ta for the profile mention
guess i had better put that anim on a more permanent server than ukdragon... :-P
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:04, archived)
# Heh, perhaps
Though I don't know that my list gets checked THAT often!
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:05, archived)
# I do it
frequently.
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:09, archived)
# just accept the flattery of the insinuation ;-)
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:12, archived)
# *is still fawning*
*does*
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:13, archived)
# cock = b3ta = cock = b3ta = cock = b3ta
cock = b3ta = cock = b3ta = woo = yay = houpla!
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:00, archived)
# Is this a view,
into the inner workings of your mind?
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:02, archived)
# It is most rude to insinuate
that a lady's mind continually switches between cocks and b3ta. Even if it's true.
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:03, archived)
# cock
b3ta

*always thinking*
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:05, archived)
# Fucking hell!
That's the first thing I said when I saw that. 100% true.
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:01, archived)
# crikey, that's rather special
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:01, archived)
# that
is fucking fantastic!

i bow down to your cockish godliness
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:02, archived)
# I like this more than
I like other stuff
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:03, archived)
# it's one of the most impressive ones i've ever seen.
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:03, archived)
# That's what you say
to all the boys.
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:05, archived)
# haha...
how did you know ?
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:07, archived)
# Last Thursday?
Don't tell me you have forgotten already.
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:14, archived)
# oh damn that rehypnol...
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:15, archived)
#
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:17, archived)
# is that the guy off gmtv ?
or am i being mad.
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:18, archived)
# You're being mad
and this picture still makes me giggle out loud
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:20, archived)
# Yay!
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:21, archived)
# that's just syn
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:20, archived)
# Hahah! jesus, I see it now (but no)

It's our very own Sync
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:20, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:21, archived)
# thats too weird.
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:22, archived)
# fancy!
very clever stuff
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:07, archived)
# These are amazing
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:12, archived)
# This
is exactly what I want to return home to..

Edit: Wow, you can tell I'm single.
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:16, archived)
# very original!
3dmax technique or a bespoke-prog jobbie?
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:28, archived)
# thanks
I designed and wrote the effect in java. There are more java toys on my website under the 'programs' link: www.coolbubble.com/
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:39, archived)
# Wow!..
you clever bugger, you! :)

arrgh!... can you beleive it, even the new JRTE installer is promoting Google bloody search bar!.. so much for the old-skool gnu license attitude!)
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:49, archived)
# i like. very much.
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:52, archived)
# Possibly I read it wrong...
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:51, archived)
# haha!
edit: 'fucking ow!', class!
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:52, archived)
# SPEEEEEEEDCOOOOORRRRE
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:53, archived)
# haha
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:53, archived)
# every Q has a U
and that is funny BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:54, archived)
# Triple pun bonus!
Most awesome!
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:57, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:58, archived)
# When there's no-one left in the world but me and you...
Image hosted by Photobucket.com

...don't think I'm going to love you any more just because I've run out of choice.

(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:49, archived)
# musical chairs?`
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:49, archived)
# emo
aicmfp
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:50, archived)
# Damn right!
*awards*

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

(sorry it got a bit burnt :/)
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:51, archived)
# Is that
burnt or burned?
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:53, archived)
# Either
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:54, archived)
# Is that
either or either?
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:55, archived)
# Sir
Don't make me spank you again
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:56, archived)
# Oh you little tease.
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:02, archived)
# FUCK
I said those "either's" differently. My mind is on another planet. Or up my arse.
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:20, archived)
# Haha! This was my intention.
I love your username.
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:26, archived)
# don't be skurnt
etc. etc.
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:54, archived)
# \o/
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:55, archived)
# *glomps*
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:55, archived)
# *points at profile*
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:56, archived)
# Oh wow.
Welcome to the Jessie stalk list.
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:04, archived)
# It's an exclusive, if not questionable honour ;)
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:05, archived)
# *feels jealous*
*dons pirate hat and goes off for some theraputic pillaging*
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:16, archived)
# have i come home from a night out
to find out that b3ta is suddently deviantart?!
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:50, archived)
# what's new?
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:52, archived)
# i don't know
what IS new?
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:57, archived)
# New stuff
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:58, archived)
# NEW STUFF!
OMFG LOLZOIND!?!?! when did this happen!?

hello lovely, how're you tonight?
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:59, archived)
# LOLZ!11!! PwnZ!1!!


I'm good thanks, your fine self?
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:02, archived)
# pissed as a fart hunny
absolutely fucking pissed
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:05, archived)
# Join the club
/deja vu
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:08, archived)
# right
that's it - i'm going to bed! g'night! speak soon yada-yata! kiss-kiss *mwah* *mwah* etc etc
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:11, archived)
# have you been listening to dashboard confessional again?
you know the doctor said its not good for you.
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:51, archived)
# believe it, sister
right. I'm off to bed before my eyes start bleeding.
night kids.
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:51, archived)
# Bit late, but.....
G'night.
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:07, archived)
# erm
isn't that just a photo of a chair with a few photoshop filters added?
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:52, archived)
# that's all it looks like
i'm going to go with yes
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:59, archived)
# Pffft
You suck

That is all
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:52, archived)
# yeah?
well, go fuck yourself.
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:59, archived)
# I love horses, best of all the animals...

I love horses, they're

my

friends.
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:00, archived)
# Hahah
It's so sad that I recognize that rhyme from the ad
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:03, archived)
# pfft!
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:07, archived)
# run out of choice?
What the fuck does that mean?
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:03, archived)
# Chart!
(chair art...)

(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:11, archived)
# more things
I shall never finish due to lazyness and arthritis.
fuck off moaning
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:22, archived)
# You mean.....
You won't finish the drawing or the act which you are depicting?
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:23, archived)
# ssshhhh
courtney cox, courtney cox mnnngngg!
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:24, archived)
# dude
who's that dude with the username like yours that has all the freaky pictures of him being bald in various situations? is it blackmoon? blacksomething somethingmoon? i'm having crazy drunk deja vu.
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:31, archived)
# haha
it's this dude, dude.
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:32, archived)
# you nutter
/and hurrah for drunk Fidays. I've drunk everything in the house apart from that berry
flavoured beer I bought in France in the summer and thought would be delightful for barbecues
but just tastes like shit now it's winter. mmm
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:32, archived)
# Calm down dear.
It's me. It is, honest.
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:39, archived)
# phew
I thought so, you used to not have the space between "black" and "moon".


Rock. I'm not crazy. And you are bald. I'm sorry. :*(
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:41, archived)
# I have inserted a space recently.
Why are you sorry that I am bald? I'm not. Drying hair after a shower has long since become a distant memory.

I haven't showered in years.

Badum tishhhhhh.
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:43, archived)
# Hi. I'm still here :)
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:45, archived)
# Hello me dear.
What's a nice girl like you doing in... etc etc etc
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:48, archived)
# man LUCKY
i'm gonna shave my head



night folks. i hope i don't hurt in the morning.
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:47, archived)
# paracetamol is your friend
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:48, archived)
# Can I have the hair you cut off?
I already have some Bostik.

G'night.
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:49, archived)
# hahaha
Choke that chicken! That's the biggest cock you'll ever hold in your hands!


and 'Ning!
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:25, archived)
# haha 'ning
I have it on good authority that I can scoff at any sizeist cock jokes.
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:26, archived)
# InSANITY!
i'm drunk

woo
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:26, archived)
# good!
That's the way ( uh, huh, uh, huh ) I like it.
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:27, archived)
# uh huh uh huh
dooo dooo dooo dododoo dooo doooo doooo
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:28, archived)
# woo.
On a different note, check out this amazing pavement art. Worth a look.
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:29, archived)
# pfft
tramp artists are a pain in the arse. All the tourists look at you like you are a murderer when you walk over it. " I'm going to work you idiots".
Get a fucking easel.
;)
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:32, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:32, archived)
# hehe, its quite bad in canterbury :)
Thousands of tourist stand around it gabbeling on in frogspeak or kroutounge or japanease or Garlicmouth. hehe. Nationalism is fun.

(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:40, archived)
# ooh he's done some new ones
that batman one is fantastic
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:34, archived)
# yeah thats my fave.

(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:41, archived)
# It is very impressive.
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:52, archived)
# Awesome.
Very. Indeed it is.
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:38, archived)
# woo
Things should get much easier once the parkinsons sets in.

ever go to the doctor?
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:38, archived)
# yep
we are being treated for an ear infection as of now. Me and my second head that is.
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:42, archived)
# that's a nasty place to get an unexpected pusy discharge
better than cancer though.
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:48, archived)
# pfft
chickens - what will they do next!!
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:12, archived)
# the mornign after the night before...
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:18, archived)
# hahaha they`d have such handsome kids
- one of which would look like Morten Harket

AH-HA!

em.. I`ll get me coat
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:20, archived)
# my mum is in love with morten harket.. =(
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:21, archived)
# TELL HER HANDS OFF! HE`S MINE!
and I`ll scratch her eyes out
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:23, archived)
# can she have morrissey then ?..she also has a thing for him.
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:23, archived)
# if she can get over the
massive thing he has for himself.
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:25, archived)
# DAMN IT
I am pissed now and as threatened

I am drunk so SORRY Amy
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:30, archived)
# EEEEWWWWW !
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:31, archived)
# ARF
Exactly
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:31, archived)
# i'm gonna cry now !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:33, archived)
# exclaim it hard
one one
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:33, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Don't do that. I told you I would come in from the pub and piss people off, and you encouraged me!
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:34, archived)
# but not me. i'm to nice to piss off.
you should be making me cups of cocoa !
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:36, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAARGH
Damn you and your endearing ways


all apologies and all the nice things
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:38, archived)
# WOOOH. I WIN.
1 POINT TO MOI !
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:39, archived)
# You can have all
The points, it's best I give you a lead
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:42, archived)
# ooo bitchy !
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:52, archived)
# just snog and get it over and done with
sheeeeeeeesh
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:38, archived)
# go on then, give him a kiss.
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:39, archived)
# em.. ladies first and all
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:40, archived)
# *look around*...what ladies ?
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:41, archived)
# tranny!
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:43, archived)
# AND WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY ?!?!?
IT'S A MAN DRESS ! get with the fashions.
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:44, archived)
# it looks.... interesting
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:57, archived)
# ARF
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Again
Etc
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:40, archived)
# drama queen.
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:40, archived)
# MOI!
How very dare you
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:43, archived)
# handbags at 50 paces ?
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:44, archived)
# Nah, two is enough
Those shoes with that shirt?
How very gay
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:46, archived)
# oh dear....
H A S - S O M E O N E - H A D - A - B I T - T O - M U C H - T O - D R I N K ?
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:47, archived)
# P _ E _ R_ H _ A _ P _ S
Is that a problem?
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:48, archived)
# no not at all.
did you save me some ?
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:49, archived)
# Of course I did
All you need do is get on the next train 300 miles north and all the booze is yours...
Everybody wins!
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:51, archived)
# HURRAH !
sounds like a plan to me !
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:52, archived)
# Damn you
I must go to bed now, say hello to all the bummers down your way

And I shall stalk you again tomorrow
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:56, archived)
# lightweight..,it's only 1am and your off to bed already !!! pftt
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:57, archived)
# Do not taunt me woman
I've been boozing for 7 hours, boozing hard too!
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:59, archived)
# oh doodums can't handle he's drinkie poos.
haha.
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:59, archived)
# DOODUMS!
Why, if you were here you'd be over my knee by now
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:02, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
i bet you say that to all the guys.
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:04, archived)
# EEP
No, just you

Bed time now
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:07, archived)
# night night !
sleep tight..try not to let the bummers get you.
see you again tomorrow night.
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:08, archived)
# Nighty night
Flower
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:09, archived)
# NIIIIIIIIIIGHT
i think we broke b3ta.
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:13, archived)
# pissed now yet sober in profile
fast work. Smooth move.
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:32, archived)
# I have all the mooooooooves
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORD
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:33, archived)
# smooth!
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:40, archived)
# no he`s my number 1 ;)
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:33, archived)
# I've been to Horten Market
I remember I bought some lovely wooly gloves
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:25, archived)
# haha.
what colour ?
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:26, archived)
# sprout
with a hint of bandage
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:34, archived)
# sounds divine !
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:34, archived)
# hahahah
his obsession with ladyboys does explain his rendezvouz with Courtney
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:23, archived)
# Do ya like waffles?
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:06, archived)
# 0_o
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:07, archived)
# o_O
.
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:08, archived)
# o.o
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:11, archived)
# ( . Y . )
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:12, archived)
# NSFW!
arf
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:12, archived)
# (>' ')>( . Y . )
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:13, archived)
# Naughty Kirby.
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:14, archived)
# 8===D~~ <('o'<)
heh heh yup
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:16, archived)
# 8====D--------*( . Y . )
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:17, archived)
# 8===Q==D~~ ||('o')||
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:18, archived)
# We'll be saying
LOL WTF? before long.
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:19, archived)
# LOL WTF?
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:20, archived)
# I suppose
this was only to be expected.
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:27, archived)
# rofflemayo
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:20, archived)
# you just said
the magic pearoast woyd!

(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:21, archived)
#
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:25, archived)
# I fucking love that.
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:37, archived)
# YES! spack city
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:39, archived)
# so wow that's a neato what now right!
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:41, archived)
# hahahaha
what?
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:08, archived)
# god I hate Green Day!
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:10, archived)
# hehehe
and you've heard how many of their songs?
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:13, archived)
# ahh they`re all pop punk political bollocks
.. about foodstuffs

edit: hahaha www.b3ta.com/board/4711757 gets me every time!
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:13, archived)
# their old stuff is actually quite good and devoid of politicos
Nimrod and Warning are great in my opinion
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:19, archived)
# don`t really know them to be honest
but a good band of similar ilk is Compulsion, from Dublin - my ex`s uncle was the lead singer

they did some good stuff
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:21, archived)
# everything pre-dookie
was ok. If you like your pop punk. Bless em.
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:23, archived)
# i'm really not into punk anymore but old appreciations die hard :-D
god, i've mellowed out... *lies down*
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:31, archived)
# ^^this
don't base your judgement of Green Day on American Idiot, that album doesn't do them justice
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:23, archived)
# don't be a half-wit
that's the only reasonable thing they have ever done.
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:29, archived)
# really
american idiot is an excellent album, just overplayed and overhyped. personally i love concept albums and i fell in love with almost all the songs on there (until of course i started hearing them on the radio 24/7)

but american idiot is unlike anything they've done, thankfully i appreciate all eras of green day; either catchy punk rock or borderline-epic rock-opera, take your pick(s).
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:35, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:14, archived)
# Erm, Zero.
I hate them too.
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:30, archived)
# i found a ticket stub thing a while back
from some pub in, err, Tonbridge wells or something, where I saw them in about 1928. I have no recollection of this.
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:13, archived)
# you fancy the one with all the makeup and sinus trouble
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:15, archived)
# i've actually had them all*

*this may be 100% of a lie
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:16, archived)
# my apologies rik, didn't realize you had linked to one of my anims
i believe a thank you is in order :-D

*thank-yous*
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:39, archived)
# erm...actually
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:24, archived)
# shhh!
don't you come round here with yer facts!
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:27, archived)
# good night everybody, see you soon
love

mongychops
xxx
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:11, archived)
# see you soon mate
and try not to drop your trousers for a few days!
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:12, archived)
# I love waffles
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:14, archived)
# I did this in the new Apple store in town.
I saved it deep within the mac's hard drive and kept going back and putting it on. Left a few other surprises there but i didn't stay around long enough to get a picture.

CFB
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:57, archived)
# hahaha.

(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:06, archived)
# *smirk*
Evil git.

(how?)
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:07, archived)
# T3h Uplaod coedz
That is how.

Btw the guys in the red shirts are the staff.

Naturally, they have absolutely no idea at all on how to use a mac. Let alone advise someone correctly. They got very confused when it locked on the screensaver i had just made ;). Obviously I made my exit very sharpish.
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:30, archived)
# unlike somewhere like PC world where
they know all teh moves.
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:38, archived)
# PC World actually lock the functions on their PC's
The staff still haven't got a clue, but at least they try to stop you doing it.

The Apple store just have machines there for you to play with. I think that is going to quickly become my new favourite store for hi-jinks!

I also loaded up B3ta.com on as many macs as i could!
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:46, archived)
# good work that man
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:10, archived)
# best use of a mac ever
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:13, archived)
# Second only to a
door holding open thing.
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:22, archived)
# that'll teach them
ponces
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:06, archived)
# no pain, no gain
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:46, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I own that t-shirt!

Woo!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:47, archived)
# not 100% sure
thats SFW...
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:48, archived)
# Why?
There's no arse crack or minge hair.


Would actually like to know what is defined as 'safe for work'
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:49, archived)
# ok, nsfw
is basically things that look dodgy at a glance.

So you're at work and your boss walks past your desk. Has a quick look at your monitor and you have a lot of flesh on the screen. It looks like a cock, or a tit or whatever and they don't care about the details - like the other day - someone moaning about the fact it was a relaistic looking *plastic*cock - thats not the point. At a distance it looks like porn.
If it looks like porn it might as well BE porn - because your boss wont ask for details.

thats it, basicallly.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:55, archived)
# K Pep..
Thanks - I was never sure what was allowed and what wasn't
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:57, archived)
# ok
sorry - wasn't preaching :)
Plus I'm starting a job in the new year and I don't want to get the sack!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:59, archived)
# and yet t'other day
I posted this without moderation and only one person questioned it's safeness for work related environments.
Funny old worldboard
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:58, archived)
# had i not been working about 18 hours a day
and actually seen it, i'd've made it a link.

edit - mind you, if you thought it was nsfw, why didn't you link it? Funny old Damocles ;)
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:00, archived)
# I wasn't insinuating anything.
More lamenting on the fact that a picture's NSFWness seems based more on the people that see it than the actual content. Most b3tans will link a pic if someone says it's NSFW, but if noone says it, doesn't mean it isn't NSFW.

also edit: I never thought it was NSFW. You'd have to be watching pretty closely to see it as rudey bits
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:02, archived)
# thats the nature
of individuals. The shits.
If I had my way the board would be posted on and moderated by automatons dressed in kitten mittens, all of one mind.
they'd sort out world peace, be endlessly humorous, and make me a stack of cash while they were at it, all without being nsfw.
BRING ME THE ROBOTS
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:05, archived)
# *gives pep a book on robot building for xmas*
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:08, archived)
# w00t!
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:10, archived)
# haha
You love shopping cocks on women
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:00, archived)
# I think it's more a cocks in general
kind of thing. I should be worried.
Example Cock 1
Example Cock 2
Example Cock 3

(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:04, archived)
# hahah 2 is legendary
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:05, archived)
# is it?
You know, I've never seen any of my pics turn up on a site like internutter or any of the other funny pic sites :(
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:07, archived)
# worry not about that
you`re a legend in your own lunchtime on the board!
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:11, archived)
# It only bothers me because my ex-flatmate
was the jammiest bastard. He made the kitten sniper pic, and it was only about his third ever posting on b3ta and it's gone all over the internet like a plague. Since then I've felt an unhealthy urge to go viral :(
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:13, archived)
# kick him in the nadgers.. it won`t make you go viral, but you should feel better until he`s recovered enough to hammer you to death :)
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:22, archived)
# your ideas intrigue me
and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:24, archived)
# it's a legend
here
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:11, archived)
# haha
good stuff
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:07, archived)
# I hate to say this
but despite the cock, I still find him/her incredibly attractivbe, and would.

THen agian at the mo i see everything through beergoglges/.//
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:04, archived)
# she's about
5.
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:06, archived)
# edit
edit = she clearly has breasts. she can't be 5.

if she's over 16, still would. maybe not when sober though
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:07, archived)
# hahah - glad you had a better & closer look,
you know - for research, like.
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:09, archived)
# she's saying "feletheppy"
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:19, archived)
# mod it hard
but can it say something like ' mongy you naughty boy go to your room and think about it' ;)
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:51, archived)
# mongy
make it a link or I wont spank you ;)
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:55, archived)
# hold on, i'm on 36k
it will take a while
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:57, archived)
# sounds like a fair deal


.. err peeled banana, I assume?
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:48, archived)
# Frozen
and unpeeled
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:53, archived)
# hmmm .. arse.. pain... arse.. pain
what about porking her up the arse and then running away really fast?

er ignoring the "oooh I need a sleep" post pork usual blokey thing
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:55, archived)
# I suppose
If you do a good enough job, she'll hardly be able to walk, let alone catch you.....
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:56, archived)
# I like your thinking
what about if we spit roast her?
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:57, archived)
# Sounds like a plan
I was going to suggest double anal, but
there's just something a bit gay about
having another mans balls slapping against your own.....
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:02, archived)
# ewwwwww that`s just sick!
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:04, archived)
# Done
and done.




fair trade
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:49, archived)
# Mum?
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:49, archived)
# what`s that purple thing on the floor?

/spent too long on Kitteny Berk`s web site
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:53, archived)
# Wow!
This is a win-win situation!

I get to do someone up the arse AND stick foreign objects in improper places!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:51, archived)
# charming
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:01, archived)
# hahaha classic
That font you always use is cool.
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:05, archived)
# I thought i would burden you
with the introduction of mister penguins new friend, monsieur friky

(monsieur friky is the one on the left.... not the penguin, that is mister penguin)

And also, mister penguin on holiday in my photography coursework:

Click for penguinless finality
Edit: soooorry about filesize, i am a twunt yes
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:44, archived)
# You thought you would burden my dialup with half a meg
that is bigger than the fucking moon
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:49, archived)
# GAH!
sorry about that, i forgot i left psp settings on high, i shall resize
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:50, archived)
# Grand!
I'm not being unfluffy, it just took about 10 minutes to download
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:51, archived)
# :P
s'ok, i often need a kick up the arse i always am more concerned with physical size and forget about the image size
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:52, archived)
# That background
looks like a scene from Knightmare
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:58, archived)
# or
Gabriel Knight 3
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:04, archived)
# that model
is great. I saw your pic the other day - very good.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:49, archived)
# hehe :P thankyee
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:56, archived)
# Punky
Did you get 'Mr Penguin' in Manchester? I've been to two curry houses and a chinese where they serve him here. On the menu, he normally features as 'something for the children' - a shit miniature tub of ice cream inside his plastic frame is what they'll receive.

I'd go for Funky Pie every time, were I to order pudding (every time).
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:52, archived)
# got mister penguin
in some pub near derby, the ice cream was rank but i wanted him :D i only have to get the martian now and i will have the set :D and they can go on adventures
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:57, archived)
# i used to have that penguin toy
got one abroad in spain when i was 7. arent they something to do with an icecream or something?
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:00, archived)
# indeed they are
with a flimsy little spoon that breaks, pure genius :D
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 0:01, archived)
# I...I don't know what came over me
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the fluff overpowered me
damn you bunny!!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:43, archived)
# oh!
*faints*
BUNNIES!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:44, archived)
# Next
do a picture of her in a gimp costume while he spurts over her back wearing a Freddy Kruger mask!


And woo!

Or make him do a 'dolphin'
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:44, archived)
# Awwwww.....
I can go to bed all happy now :)
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:44, archived)
# Aww they are telling each other secrets :)
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:45, archived)
# I can imagine the headline in the sun
BISEXUAL BIMBO BUNNIES BONK!
the sun captures it on film
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:45, archived)
# Awwwwww
That is cuteness squared! *saves*
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:45, archived)
# I must be losing my mind
the first thing I thought about when I saw the original is "that bunny wants a hug"
maybe I should go sleep now...
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:47, archived)
# It's all b3ta's fault
Since coming here my mind is perpetually full of fluff, goatse, bumming and magenta cdcs. *sigh*
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:48, archived)
# yes
the weird thing is that we don't regret coming here at all
do we?
:)
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:51, archived)
# that's just ultimate fluff
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:46, archived)
# !
that's even more lovely!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:47, archived)
# Awwwww
All my hate and rage is dissipating in a fluffy pink cloud of snuggles
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:47, archived)
# course.. christmas is all about the kids really
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:36, archived)
# good lord.
That's not right.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:36, archived)
# Oh dear....
this turns me on.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:37, archived)
# cutely
revolting...errr... woo
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:37, archived)
# ah, the lesser-spotted mingefish
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:38, archived)
# that is possibly the scariest thing I've seen in recent memory
excellently done
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:39, archived)
# *stabs with rusty shovel*
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:39, archived)
# What the hell is that?
I mean, I'd wrap that back up and ask for a refund.
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:31, archived)
# Just got back from King Kong
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why was it on for 3 hours when it is essentially this^?
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:34, archived)
# Argh!
Spoiler!

*cries*
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:35, archived)
# you mean you dont already know the plot?
i havent even seen the film and i know it
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:40, archived)
# Of course,
this board is devoid of sarcasm.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:41, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:37, archived)
# JESUS IS DEAD?
what the hell are the christians going on about then?
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:39, archived)
# Vikings i would assume
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:41, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:40, archived)
# roffle cakes
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 3:01, archived)
# Self harming...
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(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:34, archived)
# aaaw
isn't he cute
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:35, archived)
# Leave him alone!
BULLY!


haven't you listened to the JCB song?
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:35, archived)
# Matt Damon?
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:45, archived)
# you're not the first person to say that
quite frankly, i think you're all insane
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:50, archived)
# I said it last time as well ;)
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:53, archived)
# essential b3ta bash item #365
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Getting away with wearing FWAP on a tshirt in public.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:32, archived)
# oooh
that's verr goood.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:33, archived)
# Woo
that am brilliant
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:34, archived)
# Hurrah!
Is there a lady-fwap version?
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(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:35, archived)
#
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:39, archived)
# ^this
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:41, archived)
# Hahaha
MAKE THIS NOW!!!

and woo to the original!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:43, archived)
# YAY!
Brilliant...
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:50, archived)
# Retail
price?
(, Sat 17 Dec 2005, 1:30, archived)
# oooh, class!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:37, archived)
# flea bearin critter

(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:24, archived)
# Hahaha
I had a cat very much like that.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:26, archived)
# our cat is bloody useless
it cant even walk along the garden fence without falling off its crap at cat stuff
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:28, archived)
# Perhaps
it's not really a cat.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:29, archived)
# Hahah
*feels vaguely pwned*
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:29, archived)
# Are you sure it isn't a dog?
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:29, archived)
# no its definitely a cat
but its half Siamese and a bit simple
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:31, archived)
# with
a bright yellow arse?
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:29, archived)
# Yes.
no.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:29, archived)
# I love that so much!
It's fantastic! WOOOOOOO!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:27, archived)
# CAT IS AN ALIEN

woo.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:28, archived)
# a
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:31, archived)
# yay
cute but looks like it would tear my face off if i give it a funny look.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:30, archived)
# ick. cats.
full o' fleas.

woo anim!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:31, archived)
# 2000 Posts!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:21, archived)
# Woo to you
I have missed every milestone except 100 and that was about 3 years and 2 months ago.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:22, archived)
# YAY! congrats

*doesn't say it*
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:23, archived)
# you just said "it"
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:26, archived)
# ooh your 10,000th is fast
approaching. Not that I'm suggesting anything. Just thought I'd mention it :)
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:29, archived)
# yeah. Uou've got to show twice as much.
oh an diddnt you do the cock version damocles? ive been meaning to ask you: how many cocks did you look at before you chose that one to put in (snigger).
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:33, archived)
#
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:35, archived)
# hahahahaaaa
that's brilliant!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:41, archived)
# OH FOR PETE'S SAKE
Sir. It wasn't even that interesting to begin with, so adding a cock and reposting a ,million times isn't 'exactly' helping

and yes, I know my 10k is fast approaching. I have no idea what to do for it
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:41, archived)
# I didn't bring it up.
I was just catering to my audience :)
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:44, archived)
# hahahaahahahaahahahhahahaha
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:47, archived)
# let me paint something on your butt
and post that. Gives us a chance to meet and me a chance to practice my lanscapes. Badum tish! don't hurt me
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:46, archived)
# Hah
Just because it's you, I wont hurt you


much
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:52, archived)
# lightweight
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:24, archived)
# heh, so are you, compared with some.
*whistles*
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:26, archived)
# Well done!
*eyes go pop*
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:25, archived)
# well done sir!
or indeed madam!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:25, archived)
# Sire, actually

(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:26, archived)
# I would have thought
the "Steve" bit would give it away...
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:27, archived)
# yeah but my mum is called steve
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:28, archived)
# Also my name isnt actually steve

(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:29, archived)
# neither is my mum!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:30, archived)
# It's true man...His mum's
actually got a pen*s
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:31, archived)
# Does she
"walk around town with a short dress on
that sometimes exposes the tip of her dong"?
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:33, archived)
# That's the one bra..
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:34, archived)
# safe!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:35, archived)
# Matalan!!!
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:42, archived)
# well done
i'm heading for 1500
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:29, archived)
# Congrats.
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Have a totally random pic what i made with some girls in it...
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:32, archived)
# sorry it took so long
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have a woo and a yay.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:41, archived)

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