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# Dead. Definately wanted dead.


Hmmm... higher quality source required? :)
(Fiddlers Elbow says the world will end on, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:45, archived)
# humor is not quality
but joke
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:47, archived)
# lizy b!
its time for my drunk spamming of b3ta and you are my target fotr the night, my ex gf was called lizzy b, youre not her are you?
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 0:15, archived)
# The quality is just fine
don't want to give her too much

woo for the greencock, highly dangerous/original
(Abusive Eskimo - My post is here, at the bottom, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:47, archived)
# Thats a "he"
Its Pete Burns from Dead or Alive currently on celeb BB

Give it a few days... you'll be sick of the sight of him

For a brief (nsfw) preview of Dead or Alives biggest hit, click HERE
(Fiddlers Elbow says the world will end on, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:51, archived)
# tsk
i nearly clicked that. NEARLY. it could be him/her/it/whatever providing teh spinnage though, non?
(I helped save b3ta! Ralph farts in your general direction, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:59, archived)
# count yourself
lucky you didnt
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 0:03, archived)
# you are missing a rare treat




(could be lying)
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 0:03, archived)
# *enters panto mode* - "oh no it isnt!"
that site and lots of other variations went around uni last year. twas scary.
(I helped save b3ta! Ralph farts in your general direction, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 0:07, archived)
# seen that
its wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 0:02, archived)
# ^ that is
a cunt X 10

AICMFP

and with that im off to the land of nod!

nighties!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:58, archived)
# art attack!
forgive lack of joke & fuzzy photo but thought i would share this painting i just finished after god knows how many years



click for detail

edit: just worked out i started this painting about 4 years ago - not that i've been painting it all that time of course :)
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:43, archived)
# that's bloody impressive.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:44, archived)
# Wow
Top stuff sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:45, archived)
# COCKING ACE!
EDIT: Acro2, anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:45, archived)
# errr
yes if anyone else is playing.
(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:59, archived)
#
Blimey
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:46, archived)
# Bloody hell
thats brilliant
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:48, archived)
# well fuck me....
thats bloody woosome!

well done sah!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:48, archived)
# Did you make that out of
Terminators arms?

WooYAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:49, archived)
# animate it!

woo
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:49, archived)
# 10 years later...
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:50, archived)
# haha!
just starting work on the next frame...
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:53, archived)
# Simply stunning
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:51, archived)
# Wonderful!
hats off!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:55, archived)
# Blimey!
just...... Blimey!

(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:57, archived)
# I summon the almighty woo....
woo
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:58, archived)
# shame you couldn't have spent that time making something half decent.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 0:01, archived)
# I missed you while you were dormant.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 0:18, archived)
# Crikey
you have too much time on your hands. Here's one I did a while ago:

(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 0:05, archived)
# very nice
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 0:09, archived)
# ooo
lovely style there

is that patrick stewart or richard o'brien?
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 0:17, archived)
# Neither
just a baldy.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 0:37, archived)
# nice.
i dropped the brightness on it a ton in pshop, made it as dark as a soul. now it's all wallpapery (not that i didn't like your original, of course).
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 0:52, archived)
# ooh.. nice.. I see what you did there!
I was going to post my Acrylic version of Sasserferatto's 'praying virgin', but this is prolly not the place.. =)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 0:53, archived)
# Blimey!
 
You really need to see a doctor about that over-active hummus gland of yours.

: )
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 0:11, archived)
# Wow
Wootastic!
(Epiplectic Bicycle, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 0:37, archived)
# nice start. let us know when it's done.
(insert smilie here)
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 0:52, archived)
# \ appreciates
might post my new pic when it is done... C14th style art prolly not the norm round here though! =)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 0:56, archived)
# holy fuck
(schnurricane, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 1:42, archived)
# thats very nice
bloody fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 1:12, archived)
# This is very interesting
video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2023320890224991194&q=loose+change

An hour long, but well worth it if you ask me.
Fuck checking glassco.
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:42, archived)
# odd..
ive been watching alex jones stuff all day

check out "bohemian grove" thats on google vid too
(-captain_fourstring-, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:44, archived)
# "9/11 Truth Movement"?
What jive.

Oh God. The hip-hop soundtrack, weak claims and this guy's stupid voice are killing me
(I helped save b3ta! gazz, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:44, archived)
# yeah
alex jones is a nutjob

but hes fun to watch

not as much fun as david icke
(-captain_fourstring-, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:47, archived)
# You can skip the first 10 mins
It's not that bad, really. And the claims get better.
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:48, archived)
# "at face value this may not look like much"?
it looks
like a fucking huge plane
crashing into the side of a building.
fucks sake.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 0:05, archived)
# a MISSILE is launched?
WHAT THE FLAMING FUCK?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 0:07, archived)
# it's speculative bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! gazz, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 0:17, archived)
# I want to believe
that this was all a conspiracy. I WANT to believe that...

But it just wasn't...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 0:19, archived)
# really.
A conspiracy involves literally thousands of people and nobody on the inside gives all the details to the press for a tidy sum?

It's the US. Somebody woulda chirped long ago. Especially considering the way Bush's people are jumping ship these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 0:34, archived)
# Flys Vs. Kittens

Linked to an animation.
(Tyler Tee, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:24, archived)
# hahaha
what?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:27, archived)
# hurray for kittens!
'night b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:28, archived)
# Nighty night!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:30, archived)
# Kittens always win.
And with that, I'm off - ta-ra folks!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:29, archived)
# ta-ra
and g'night

oh, and berets make you look like this
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:30, archived)
# Night, sweety.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:32, archived)
# night
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:31, archived)
# Night then!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:32, archived)
# hello!... Happy New Year
..and.. g'night :)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:34, archived)
# Oof... just caught me, on my last scroll.
Cheery bye, must catch up soon, you and I! :)
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:36, archived)
# =)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:36, archived)
#
hahahabsurd (:
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:29, archived)
# hahahaha!
how queer!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:30, archived)
# FINAL RESULT:
'cat takes a shit'..

'flies land on shit and start feasting'

'cat buries shit'

*game over* - cats win!

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:30, archived)
# Another wun
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:21, archived)
# ha ha ha!!
Cor, she's got a neck, she has!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:22, archived)
# ^^
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:23, archived)
# yes....
...rather a deep throat, you might say or not....
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:24, archived)
# Hehehehe
Woman struggles in vain to pass her entire body through a slinky!
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:23, archived)
# haha
Hot spring action!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:24, archived)
# mrs zebedee?


(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:25, archived)
# Alice Springs
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:26, archived)
# nadine coil

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:30, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/5501304
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:27, archived)
# mmm
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:27, archived)
# boing boing boing
arf (:
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:29, archived)
# Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:37, archived)
# that lion has teh skillz

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:40, archived)
# Oo
cunning.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:42, archived)
# She is the new mcdonalds ketchup dispenser
AICMK
(Abusive Eskimo - My post is here, at the bottom, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:37, archived)
# Flymo to the moon and let me play among the stars.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:18, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:20, archived)
# Hah!..ace..
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:20, archived)
# Haha
Strimmers in the night.
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:21, archived)
# pffft!
^ this
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:22, archived)
# i'd love to see a cdc on jupiter and mars


sorry
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:23, archived)
# MAGENTA COCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:27, archived)
# hahashahahaha
....



hahahahahaahaha
(-captain_fourstring-, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:28, archived)
# cor she loves that
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:28, archived)
# if only i could clicky an i like for that
looks like she be doing deep throat with no garglaing after
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:30, archived)
# that rocks!
(I helped save b3ta! Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:32, archived)
# your username
explians teh image 100%
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:35, archived)
# hahaha
agrees
(-captain_fourstring-, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:38, archived)
# good to see there are more than one werido on here
woo
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:41, archived)
# er...
mine?
thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:41, archived)
# My hardcore asbo mate
showed me a video similar to this on his phone

i prefered happy slapping
(Abusive Eskimo - My post is here, at the bottom, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:36, archived)
[challenge entry] magenta?

New virgin trains: all cock!
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:43, archived)
# sheer class
the whizzing magenta cock!
w/y/h!
(I helped save b3ta! Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:44, archived)
# yeah
wear your hat!
(Abusive Eskimo - My post is here, at the bottom, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:48, archived)
# I still love this
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:57, archived)
# did you see his tribute to you>?
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 0:13, archived)
# I did indeed
I simply can't compete with 'real' cock ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 0:45, archived)
# haha
Woo!

(Scarylion is wee'ing a lot, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 0:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:16, archived)
# watch out for the dog venom
etc
(Abusive Eskimo - My post is here, at the bottom, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:18, archived)
# Am I sick if I say
"Aww, what a cute wittle puppy!"
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:18, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:20, archived)
# have
:O
(-captain_fourstring-, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:21, archived)
# filmed
profit
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:28, archived)
# Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:22, archived)
# hahahaha!
very nice indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:22, archived)
# very good
and strangely hypnotic...
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:31, archived)
# Jesus! last thing i expected whilst walking the dog
(-captain_fourstring-, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:12, archived)
# the cnut
Noone expexts teh battymore, that is his chief weapon


That and fisting people, it would appear
(I helped save b3ta! Liquid Crystal, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:13, archived)
# Well it was fisting in as much as he
used a chair leg (Though he didnt because thats an inaccurate rumour.)
(Giggedy_Giggedy, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:22, archived)
# I think he took
a plane.
(I helped save b3ta! 8=====>, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:14, archived)
# at least you weren't at a pool party
TJ: Type in mong on goggle image search and check out the first photo. Slightly nsfw
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:15, archived)
# wow... i love asians
asians am nice :-D
(I helped save b3ta! One More Fatty on the pile since, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:21, archived)
# so do i
and so does gary glitter
(-captain_fourstring-, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:22, archived)
# Asians am only nice
once they hit 18, thats where i differ from teh glitter umm i dno if i am alloweed to linky so search for scan lovers... tis great.. and free.. tee hee
(I helped save b3ta! One More Fatty on the pile since, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:29, archived)
#
yummy!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:28, archived)
# is there a top, middle or bottom joke
with a bloke flooting in the pool coming up?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:15, archived)
# too obvious :D
so probobly, yeah
hehe
(-captain_fourstring-, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:18, archived)
# I did this .......
.
PICTURE
.
If that's any good !
.
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:19, archived)
# cant
believe some people didnt get that :D
(-captain_fourstring-, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:21, archived)
# w/y/h!!

(I helped save b3ta! Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:22, archived)
# que?
(-captain_fourstring-, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:25, archived)
# sorry
woo
yay
hoopla!
(I helped save b3ta! Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:27, archived)
# thanks
haha
(-captain_fourstring-, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:28, archived)
# cant
believe some people didnt get that :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:28, archived)
# burn!
im new

im not down with you kids's urban lingo
(-captain_fourstring-, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:29, archived)
# hahaha
that fills me with teh Fear!




sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:31, archived)
# gosh!
no problem

edit: hahahahahahahahaha Ptolomey
(I helped save b3ta! Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:29, archived)
# pffft!
some things just have to be done....
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:32, archived)
# oh yes
(I helped save b3ta! Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:33, archived)
# Argh!
feck off Barrymore, you git!
(I helped save b3ta! Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:21, archived)
# Room for one more on the bandwagon?
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(Bogbean, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:09, archived)
# well then...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:12, archived)
# HA ha ha
Yeth!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:20, archived)
# Ooohh!!!
ouch!!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:24, archived)
# !
(DragonSkiz, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:36, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
he's a scary man.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:13, archived)
# no!
hes like a huggabe brown bear
(-captain_fourstring-, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:14, archived)
# I find this statement
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:23, archived)
# haha really?
i dont :D
(-captain_fourstring-, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:26, archived)
# Well thank God it's not about what YOU think!!
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:29, archived)
# hes brown, hes huggable, he has a face not unlike a bear
wheres the racism?

maybe if id called him a black as night, evil looking monkey

that would be racist
(-captain_fourstring-, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:32, archived)
# Yeah
Because the only kind of racism is negative
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:35, archived)
# do you
honestly consider my original comment to be rascist?

god, the worlds gone mad

im a white,huggable,squirrel looking fellow

was that rascist?

(-captain_fourstring-, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:38, archived)
# Actually, no, I do not think it racist
But I do object to the idea that it isn't because it's 'nice', there IS such a thing as positive discrimination and it's just as harmful.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:40, archived)
# i agree on that point
i endure a fair bit of rascism myself, people being overly polite because of ones race is awefull
(-captain_fourstring-, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:41, archived)
# YaY for agreement
The world just doesn't have that happy, happy glow when we quarrel.

I'm only in it for the make-up sex
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:47, archived)
# RACIST!!!
*of course not, I'm goofing*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:41, archived)
# hahaha!
I suppose so.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:40, archived)
# he's evil
he drives roundtown in he's big fuck off car and he tried to come on to my friend..creepy.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:53, archived)
# hehe
he tries to come onto your friend

or he tries to come ONTO your friend

either ones bad, the latter is worse
(-captain_fourstring-, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:55, archived)
# apologies for the real photo-ness
please dont shout at me!

click for biggie

click this bit for gallery

just bin messin about a bit.

thank'ee!



(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:05, archived)
# Oooh - arty farty. Nice stuff.
My first car got stolen and burnt out. I suspect it looked like that.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:07, archived)
# aha!
that was your first car!! im a reet bastid sometimes
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:08, archived)
# Nah... far too angular.
My first car was a Mini, as is my present car.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:11, archived)
# minis RAWK!!!1!11
my friend had one which was traffic cone orange...
...its now a small cube, it wrote itself off and got crushed
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:15, archived)
# Well...
www.flickr.com/photos/curis/72596099/
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:17, archived)
# hahahaha
whoops!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:20, archived)
# i think your car is broken
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:08, archived)
# mini-chavs did it, i suspect
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:09, archived)
# urgh! minichavs!
*stomps*
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:11, archived)
# yeah, they're worse
than normal ones, they run up yor trouser leg and steal your small change for fruit machines
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:16, archived)
# nice work
what camera do you use?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:11, archived)
# canon 350D
its lully
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:13, archived)
# I agree. I got one recently. I feckin love it.
Nice set of pics btw.
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:17, archived)
# thank'ee
just been tittin' about with it since i got it.

is it sad to admit that when i see the advert on TV i feel all warm and fuzzy inside?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:21, archived)
# heh- I've a 300D
and got a new lens for christmas, all I've done since then is take pictures

we should start a club
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:26, archived)
# Thinking of getting mine a new lens soon.
Which one did you get? USM?
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:32, archived)
# Aye
this 'un

It's great, done these with it
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:38, archived)
# Nice work. I'm convinced.
I'll start saving me pennies.
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:44, archived)
# yeah!
real photty club, that does be cool
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:35, archived)
# do it!
do it do it do it!
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:54, archived)
# wicked, i haven't the first clue
of how to start a club, or where, if it happens.... i will join. night!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 0:01, archived)
# Ah...looks good
/thinking of buying a nikon d200, mmmm
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:18, archived)
# DO IT!
DSLRs am all teh woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:23, archived)
# I will
only the d200 is about twice the price of a 350D, so I'm not sure yet

/already has 4 regular digital cameras
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:28, archived)
# I thought I was bad
with 5 total...
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:55, archived)
# yes this
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:29, archived)
# Ah, I see the problem.
You have a propeller instead of a wheel.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:12, archived)
# flying car!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:13, archived)
# This reminds me of a remake of the chittychitty bangbang song I made when pissed
Oh you shitty little bin men,
Shitty little bin men we love you!
Near, far, in your shitty car
Oh what a shitty time you'll spend!
Oh you shitty little bin men,
our five-foot-finger'd friends!
shitty bin men, shitty shitty bin men
shitty bin men, shitty shitty bin men
SHITTY BIN MEN, SHITTY SHITTY BIN MEN
SHITTY BIN MEN! WE! LOVE! YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:21, archived)
# huzzah!
woo
*applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:22, archived)
# *bows*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:25, archived)
#
*swiftly bums*
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:30, archived)
# hehe
this should be shopped and animated
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:29, archived)
# haha
the dangers of cheap alloys
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:14, archived)
# Oooh nice!
I too have been playing with rust recently, but yours looks cooler.

Anyone that shouts at people for real photography once in a while loses
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:25, archived)
# huzzah, indeed!
greetings! i saw your light trail pics teh other day, dey was woo.
edit: i like this one speshly teh jumper bits am woo
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:31, archived)
# Yours
along with a severe bordem drove me to do it inspired me

it was a wicked long exposure in the end, I started zooming in and out to cut it short, it didn't work but I liked the outcome
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:40, archived)
# tis goregeous
i like the piccies up there with new lens.
bet that was pricey?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:46, archived)
# Not cheap
I don't know the specifics, it being a surprise and such

and thank you kindly
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:52, archived)
# perfectly orlright me love!
im off to beddys!

night all!! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 0:00, archived)
# oooooOOOOoo
Noice
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:41, archived)
# well
tah muchly lil' lady
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:44, archived)
# Thing Kong
(MyName, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:05, archived)
# I love this
Hard,

(exceptthepointlesskongreference) woo's and yay's

i even voted, look...
(Abusive Eskimo - My post is here, at the bottom, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:07, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:12, archived)
# Heh heh
arse tourettes
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:12, archived)
# yes, yes
and yes (:
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:17, archived)
# Odd
I feel like I shouldn't have laughed, but I did. Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:38, archived)
# FUCK SALT!
 
Woo SHIT BADGER and yay!
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 0:16, archived)
# ROAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(pickles, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:54, archived)
# haha Brian!
www.briankennedy.co.uk
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:55, archived)
# GAAAAAAHHHH!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:55, archived)
# nice teeth!
*wanks*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:56, archived)
# bad boy ! *slaps wrists*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:57, archived)
# fuck... it`s a baby now
that`s killed my erection good and proper :(

grrr babies.. MUST CRUSH
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:59, archived)
# hahaha
sorry, I'll changed it to something else in a bit maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:00, archived)
# Fuck
everywhere I turn tonight I'm seeing Pete fucking Barnes
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:12, archived)
# Who is Pete Barnes?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:14, archived)
# somethings got to whiten them....
er...I've been on 2 mins, and my mind is corrupted with smut...
YAY b3ta!!!

ning all
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:59, archived)
# ning!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:59, archived)
# Yeah, so my reply
looks very very very wrong!!
cnut!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:02, archived)
# There you go
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:04, archived)
# CHRIST!
Triple change!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:05, archived)
# *swish swish swish*
You just dont know what Im gonna do next!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:08, archived)
# Apparently
whatever you're going to do you're going to do it in a Ball gown
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:13, archived)
# Its a tiara now!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:14, archived)
# eww no
they`re not nice teeth
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:08, archived)
# Better.......
...or worst?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:11, archived)
# got
wood?
(I helped save b3ta! One More Fatty on the pile since, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:10, archived)
# everyone is too big
why don't you crop these pictures? honest question
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:12, archived)
# Sorry mongy
will bear that in mind for the future.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:22, archived)
# stop it now!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:13, archived)
# *still would*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 0:04, archived)
# That's Jay Leno!
AICMFP
(Mr Bigglesworth is my master, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 1:07, archived)
# Is that FPM?

she should shave her armpits
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:57, archived)
# its
a dude

/edit - also, FPM?
(pickles, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:58, archived)
# Furry Penis Man
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:02, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:02, archived)
# Ahhh
now it all becomes clear!
(pickles, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:03, archived)
# it's a Dude???
where's the cows? The boots? the horse?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:09, archived)
# ha ha!
Something that was posted yesterday begged the same question; can't remember what the picture was now but Furry Penis Man's name was uttered in the same breath (by Rik, I think)
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:01, archived)
# Furry Penis Man has all the fur
you should see that parsley - you could refine biofuel for DECADES
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:04, archived)
# Ha ha
rik has penis breath
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:04, archived)
# I can safely say I have never supped from that particular cup
.. it`s just too much cheese in the diet :/
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:05, archived)
# ugh
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:14, archived)
# Hahaha
clever ninja edit ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:05, archived)
# MMMWWWWWWAH!
lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:52, archived)
# Reeeeepooooosssst
Heheh, still made me giggle
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:53, archived)
# Well yea
Dux are just THAT SUPER
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:53, archived)
# dux sux, dude
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:05, archived)
# hahaha
I fucking love you, you crazy welsher
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:54, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
That fucking Arthur Askey, screwing things up again
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:54, archived)
# HAhahahahatstand!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:54, archived)
# Apparantly, a duck's quack DOES make an echo...
... just our puny human ears can't hear them. Dogs probably can though.
In other news: Do you think I'd suit a beret?
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:54, archived)
# no, a duck's quack does echo and you can hear it,
it's just a huge urban myth that they don't.
www.acoustics.salford.ac.uk/acoustics_world/duck/duck.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:56, archived)
# more specifically,
www.acoustics.salford.ac.uk/acoustics_world/duck/trans.mp3
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:57, archived)
# You see... all these things I'm led to believe.
I really must stop being so damn gullible. Cheers for the link, lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:58, archived)
# True on all counts
- not sure about the beret though. What do you intend to do with it? If you mean to wear, then I'm against it. If it's to keep your breakfast warm while you go for a pee, then yes, I should think it'd be a very good idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:58, archived)
# I remember arguing with my dad about that
me: of course they bloody echo
him: but have you ever heard it
me: no
him: well, you see
me: this is complete bollocks. there's nothing special about a quack.
him: but you haven't heard one have you...

actually writing this out reminds me of the time he was banging on about the anti-elephant powder
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:01, archived)
# this would make a great text message alert.
www.acoustics.salford.ac.uk/acoustics_world/duck/trans.mp3
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:02, archived)
# Hahahaha
most alarming.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:32, archived)
# dads can be so bloody weird
I'm sure they do it on purpose.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:02, archived)
# Mine's not
Mine's really normal

Apart from saying I was a mistake...


cries in corner
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:04, archived)
# i think i was a mistake too
*hides in corner crying too*
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:13, archived)
# HOLD ME!!!
*cries together*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:14, archived)
# Hullo you!
You were asking about Neil yesterday. Anything I can help with?
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:17, archived)
# It clearly works though
right :)

I like that kind of logic.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:03, archived)
# My old man used to go on about
anti-elephant powder as well, the bastard. Now he's old and I repeatedly get my own back by confusing the fuck out of him (not difficult to do as he has Alzheimers)
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:03, archived)
# But more importantly, should I buy a beret?
I once had an argument with my Dad because I said that I thought pink jelly babies smelt like my Grandmother.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:04, archived)
# Depends
www.b3ta.com/board/5503290
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:07, archived)
# The only person who looked good in a beret
was Faye Dunaway in Bonnie and Clyde - most people just look stupid. I'd say only get one if it's cheap.
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:08, archived)
# Exactly, well said!
and, hello.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:09, archived)
# It didn't stop me getting one 4 years ago in a horribly misguided attempt to look like Faye Dunaway
hello, you
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:11, archived)
# Faye Dunaway? Pah.
What she'd give to look like you now...
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:19, archived)
# It's not for serious everyday wear, you understand.
It's like a classy fez. I'll put it on at a jaunty angle for bashes.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:13, archived)
# Full-body berets are where things are at these days.
Don't go for one of those crappy hat ones.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:17, archived)
# hmmm... perhaps
but why not go the whole hog and get a fez?
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:17, archived)
# hahaha
ducks are full of surprises
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:55, archived)
# makes me want to spunk through the arm slot
of a premature baby incubator, all over a 1lb 2oz unwanted chinese girl
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:56, archived)
# sounds like you've done this before.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:58, archived)
# What in fucking hell?
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:01, archived)
# can you not follow a simple plot?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:02, archived)
# I can.
the question is whether I should.

(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:03, archived)
# *blinks*
...plot?
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:03, archived)
# hahaha
feckin daft :D
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:18, archived)
# You are sometimes quite peculiar
you know that, don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:39, archived)
# Probably several pigeons time

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:46, archived)
# FUCK YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:46, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:47, archived)
# Pigeons!
Lovely pigeons you have there!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:47, archived)
# hurray for birds
and for time
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:48, archived)
# You're only saying what we're all thinking
wooness
(I helped save b3ta! AgeOwns Has just started Geocaching, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:48, archived)
# probably
definitely

also more crows
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:49, archived)
# Coo! Coo!
Them's fabulous pigeons, those are

and the clouds are leary also
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:50, archived)
# flying rats
woo
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:53, archived)
# If you're small and on a search...
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:54, archived)
# For some reason that reminds me of a painting a friend of mine did.
www.despard-gallery.com.au/artists/taylor03/8.html

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:55, archived)
# wow nice work
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:59, archived)
# That's a painting?
Yow!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:59, archived)
# Your friend does good paintings
(am a bit of a fan of the realism school myself)
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:59, archived)
# holy shit, that's good.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:05, archived)
# lovely
but undoubtedly will lead to "probably boatloads of poop time"
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:58, archived)
# Probably umbrella time :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:59, archived)
# *checks carefully*
yup, it's woo time (:
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:19, archived)
# she split up with her sailor lover and we now have a lovely baby boy
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:42, archived)
# I still have the sack I used for the kittens
If you need to borrow it...

woo!

I'm Popeye the sailor man
I live in a garbage can
I turned on the gas, and I burned off my ass
I'm Popeye the sailor man!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:44, archived)
# tee hee Lymeric bandwagons??
im popeye the sailor man
I live in a pot of Jam
the jam gets so sticky,
it sticks to my dicky,
im popeye the sailor man



im a cnut*
(I helped save b3ta! One More Fatty on the pile since, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:18, archived)
# hehehe!
Nice one Mongy!

and g'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:44, archived)
# goodnight
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:46, archived)
# 'night Mate!
oh and how rude of me - 'ning too!

:s
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:47, archived)
# 'ning
it takes me so long to make a picture with dial-up i logged in an hour ago but i like to make a picture before i start posting
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:49, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:56, archived)
# I yams what I yam
I love you, Mongychops.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:48, archived)
# hehe, you're the one that does
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:51, archived)
# I do too!
*hugs Mongy*
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:55, archived)
# *also hugs Mongy*
*realises arms aren't quite long enough for three way hug*
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:59, archived)
# hey sailor!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:55, archived)
# haha BUM CHIN!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:56, archived)
# barely worth a dose of the pox i'm afraid
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

but still.
(I helped save b3ta! we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:32, archived)
# Haha - I love it!
I feel intelligent 'cos I'm watching Newsnight.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:34, archived)
# i feel intelligent 'cos
i'm still breathing. still.
(I helped save b3ta! we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:35, archived)
# Ooohh
*gets intimidated*
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:36, archived)
# *rubs pigeons with dirt*
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:44, archived)
# When I watch it...
I tend to turn the volume right the way down...it makes more sence that way

:D
(Leoricx, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:36, archived)
# I'm feeling giggily
because Guest House Paradiso was just on tv here
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:37, archived)
# I'm feeling intelligent
because my review of Wet Platinum got published!

www.extremerestraints.com/stat/ec428.html
bottom of page
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:37, archived)
# works great under water?
you sure?
(I helped save b3ta! we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:39, archived)
# *points at the bottom of the page where you're actually at the bottom, not the top*
search for 'syncubus'
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:40, archived)
# sorry i did get there.
after. hats off sir and a slippery slap to the back.
(I helped save b3ta! we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:43, archived)
# Hurrah for you!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:39, archived)
# alrighty
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:42, archived)
# I passed my 11+
READ IT AND WEEP, PLEBS!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:38, archived)
# Our invigilator fell asleep during ours.
Didn't really matter though, there were only three of us in the room, and we'd all finished by then.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:41, archived)
# I failed mine :(
Actually, I failed by default cos I didn't even sit it. In fact, I have no formal qualifications whatsoever. Zilch.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:41, archived)
# My Dad did that with his General Certificates.
He passed all his mocks, so he decided there was no point in taking the real ones!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:44, archived)
# but that song.. King Of Rock and Roll
that`s about you

cos you`re teh best obscure music person EVER
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:53, archived)
# Awwwwww
& you're the best PERSON ever, so there

*man-hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:55, archived)
# wanna come back to my place?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:57, archived)
# Dirty, filthy, tenious pearoast


Woo to you btw... I loved those joysticks..but they only lasted about 5 minutes
(I helped save b3ta! AgeOwns Has just started Geocaching, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:39, archived)
# Whoah!
haven't seen it before. It's most woo!
/edit: the logo is a precious little detail
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:43, archived)
# far superior
tip top
(I helped save b3ta! we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:45, archived)
# that syncs exactly
with "you don't know where your interest lies", by Simon and Garfunkel.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:40, archived)
#
(I_tickle_myself, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:26, archived)
# HA!
Good night!
(Dooley, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:26, archived)
# *stabs
with a spoon*

Edit: Repeatedly
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:27, archived)
# How mean
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:27, archived)
# Isn't he?
He's a fine one to talk under all that padding!
(I_tickle_myself, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:29, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:29, archived)
# pffft
(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:37, archived)
# sssh !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:37, archived)
# I find your lack of originality grating
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:30, archived)
# Aww...
What a nabby cunt!

He's disabled too, you know!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:34, archived)
# Galloway
I predict Barrymore and Galloway will rule the nations tv sets for the next fortnight

Finally a BB I want to watch
(thirdvertigo, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:20, archived)
# "I predict you shut the fuck up"
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:21, archived)
# ha
(I helped save b3ta! we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:23, archived)
# *sigh*
And now, I predict a (board) riot.
Kaiser Chiefs are shit.

NeoThermic
(Dooley, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:21, archived)
# No argument from me.
British Sea Power dump all over them.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:22, archived)
# Why
would you dump the Decemberists all over them?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:24, archived)
# Decemberists?
I wouldn't touch any band on the Kill Rock Stars label with a barge pole, believe me

/has issues
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:37, archived)
# Awww!
I like the Decemberists
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:39, archived)
# That's OK
I like British Sea Power so we're probably about quits
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:46, archived)
# i want to ring their necks
i have to listen to the cunts accross the road playing that pissing album very loud every pissing day.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:24, archived)
# I`m looking forward to teh Arctic Monkeys ("done beleev de ype") album
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:26, archived)
# I bet that you look good on't'ance floor
you crazy robot from ooh let's guess rough estimate '84
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:27, archived)
# just like fuckbot, `cept wearing a bodywarmer and neon socks
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:31, archived)
# correction
maggot from GLC
and preston from ordinary boys

*RAWK*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:21, archived)
# Preston?
or ?

(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:23, archived)
# neither
he's a bit common actually, what a silly accent he has.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:25, archived)
# common? perhaps.. ordinary?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:26, archived)
# You forgot Preston the Pig!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:26, archived)
# .. WHO?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:27, archived)
# Ask Rogue!
Kids book/tv
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:35, archived)
# Just so long as we
don't have to look at Preston's north end...
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:39, archived)
# god no
I`m never talking to her! all I get are tales about horses and.. whatever that thing was I forgot.. and the other stuff

and that thing

(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:40, archived)
# And horses!
and going to Blackpool, and CSI
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:41, archived)
# oh yeah! that`s it!
phew.. you saved my bacon
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:54, archived)
# LOOK AT MY FLAILING ARMS
*flails arms*
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:22, archived)
# *looks*
*gets too close*
*bandages nose*
(Dooley, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:23, archived)
# ZOMFGZ0RDZ
Lookit your flailing arms!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:23, archived)
# I think it's probably several pigeon time
jump to it man
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:25, archived)
# RARRR
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:25, archived)
# *sniggers*
AHAHAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:25, archived)
# honk!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:26, archived)
# HAHAHA!
If there was a button..!
(Dooley, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:28, archived)
# hehe
still very good
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:30, archived)
# I saw a house fire in Lincoln today.
I shouted 'IT'S ON FUCKING FIRE!' even though I was alone. I need help.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:25, archived)
# HE'S ON FUCKING FIRE!
I've forgotten just how angry I was that night
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:26, archived)
# I've forgotten what it was originally even about.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:28, archived)
# I came on line someone had done a picture which wasn't all that good
so I stupidly inter-yell-netted HE'S ON FUCKING FIRE

then repetitively continued
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:31, archived)
# As the song goes...
... it's all coming back to me now.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:33, archived)
# Valentine's Day, no less.
 
www.b3ta.com/board/4262449

Somehow I missed that - of course, it was the weekend.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:37, archived)
# yeah that's the reason why
turns out the girl I was angry over left for Denmark with the boyfriend she didn't have/want at the time
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:39, archived)
# the roof the roof
the roof is on.....ohfuckit
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:26, archived)
# Burn
motherfucker burn!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:43, archived)
#
tubeman.ytmnd.com/
(I helped save b3ta! harpski, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:26, archived)
# where?
*artists rendition*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:29, archived)
# that's pretty much it
hahahahahaha!

/saves
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:31, archived)
# woo!


bigger! bigger!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:32, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:38, archived)
# DID YOU SEE MY EGRET PICTURE
IT ROCKED
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:24, archived)
# I saw it
It did rock
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:24, archived)
# Haha
thank you :) It was probably egret time.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:26, archived)
# Yep.
 
www.b3ta.com/board/5500128
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:30, archived)
# Ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:57, archived)
# No, I didn't..
 
but you did inspire me to make this:



*spazzes*
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:27, archived)
# ah!
 
Lully.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:28, archived)
# Ha ha
He's had a few, but then again...
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:58, archived)
# I saw this earlier.
It made me laugh then, and it made me laugh now. Bravo!
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 23:00, archived)
# no
*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:36, archived)
# tisk tisk
www.HAMTOUCHER.com !!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:24, archived)
# hahaha
yes, very much so. And I like your hair...
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:25, archived)
# another b3ta marriage in the making


*reserves tuxedo*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:27, archived)
# 0_0
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:28, archived)
# danke
its alive
*preens*
you wanna touchit?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:28, archived)
# yes
*ruffles*
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:30, archived)
# tah!
*roffles*
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:33, archived)
# :¬D
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:34, archived)
# up the backside with you
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:26, archived)
# Paris Hilton is NOT pretty
/only vaguely related
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:33, archived)
[challenge entry] In 2006 Man will land on Mars
(I helped save b3ta! shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:19, archived)
# haha
scaredy cat
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 5 Jan 2006, 22:38, archived)

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