did you ever see that episode of bod
when he threw an apple in the air and it never came down?
that was weird
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:27,
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that was weird
Sorry
I saw your reply down there ages after you posted it.
I'm fine.. The Jaffa Cakes have about 2 weeks left on them but that's the least of my worries right now. Our last shipment was diverted to outer mongolia and the customs people have had it for 3 weeks. It's looking bleak.
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 23:58,
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I'm fine.. The Jaffa Cakes have about 2 weeks left on them but that's the least of my worries right now. Our last shipment was diverted to outer mongolia and the customs people have had it for 3 weeks. It's looking bleak.
do you want us to help?
someone (zoot I think) has a boat so we could smuggle jaffa cakes through under cover of darkness, just say the word!
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:06,
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hahaha
I live in Cape Town. Ever heard of the Cape Of Good Hope? It's trecherous out there.
And sharks circle licking their lips.
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:09,
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And sharks circle licking their lips.
i'll brave all sorts of dangers
to get jaffa cakes through to you my sweet
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:11,
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So you watched the Friday night project too then?
I wondered how long it would take someone to use Billie Piper's joke about Nam flashbacks/Gary Glitter on here
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i'm fine ta! Had to get this idea out of my head before I got too drunk. I'm off to bed in a minute though I think.
How are you?
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:01,
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i'm happy, not naked (a good thing believe me) and tired. WE ARE NEARLY AN IDENTICAL MATCH.
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:06,
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GET NAKED!
or die trying
*won a slogan competition with that once* :)
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:10,
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*won a slogan competition with that once* :)
ha ha! great!
what a brill first thing to see when you go on a pissed up internet trawl!
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:04,
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Hahaha
I love Gary poking around the corner.. and the subtle tag. Jolly good!
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 12:49,
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Errrrmmmm
well you know how it is, one word and the inspiraton is there, but getting the image from ur brain to the screen, jeez...thus it ended up like this...
oh well
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 23:37,
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oh well
My screen has a resolution of 1280 x 1024
This is small for me.
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 23:40,
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I have a little monitor
they are a good size for me
:-)
EDIT: que lizard jokes
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 23:48,
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:-)
EDIT: que lizard jokes
your drawings to me
look repetitive and like Connor's, except connors look like a five year old did them.
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 23:54,
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THey are supposed to
I'm merely having fun.
Did I criticize you? No, I didn't.
/bad feelings
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 23:55,
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Did I criticize you? No, I didn't.
/bad feelings
Wow
Did the dog reject your affections?
Mum die?
What's the deal?
edit: right.. sorry... whatever, say what you like. I'm rubber, you're glue...
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:01,
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Mum die?
What's the deal?
edit: right.. sorry... whatever, say what you like. I'm rubber, you're glue...
I aplogised already.
I'm having a bit of a system problem that is irritating me and all I seem to see when I come to b3ta for stress relief are your doodles, these remind me of Connor and his doodles. He's a one trick, overrated pony who pisses me off ergo I end up in an unfluffier mood tan when I arrived.
Sort that out Freud. Like I said, I already apologised.
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:07,
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Sort that out Freud. Like I said, I already apologised.
I not Freud
Though I could be
Perhaps you should find a better way to relieve stress. You want to pick fights on a message board because your overpriced toy is kanckered then go ahead, but find another place to do it.
Yeah, I probably HAVE been doing too many doodles, but they're not new threads, and I'm just goofing off...
like b3ta was meant to be.
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:11,
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Perhaps you should find a better way to relieve stress. You want to pick fights on a message board because your overpriced toy is kanckered then go ahead, but find another place to do it.
Yeah, I probably HAVE been doing too many doodles, but they're not new threads, and I'm just goofing off...
like b3ta was meant to be.
Who the fuck is talking to you
keep your childish comments to yourself.
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:05,
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then have a ball, talk to me like it makes you feel better.
I hardly care. As for sonny? I likely have suits older than you.
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:09,
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That's a bet you would definitely lose
I actually had a Zoot suit.
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:10,
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as I keep saying to my detractors
I'll be at the bash next week, bring your attitude their, I'll respect it more when it's in my face.
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:13,
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I am not addressing you per se
You don't come on line to see (very good) doodles and I don't come on line to read personal attacks. All I can see of you is some typing and I am addressing the attitude displayed therein. I have no interest in meeting the person behind it. The attitude is sufficient. So deal with it Cunt (Emanuel)
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:19,
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Actually
so does mine.
Imagine the poor sucker with 640x480...
I speak, of course, of mushroom...
*leaves in dark, dumps shit on*
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 23:42,
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Imagine the poor sucker with 640x480...
I speak, of course, of mushroom...
*leaves in dark, dumps shit on*
My screen has
a resolution of 1600x1200 and there are two of them. This has fuck all to do with the fact that these images are too big as per the faq.
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 23:52,
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No
but a small res will make his "BIGGER!" picture smaller, cutting down on the irony
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 23:54,
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/me works a "Jaffa / Jaffar" joke into here somehow.
Woo yay to you sir! Though you'd've got more woo/yayage if you used the TV series and not the film...
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 23:41,
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Woo yay to you sir! Though you'd've got more woo/yayage if you used the TV series and not the film...
That's my
fucking mum! how the hell did u get hold of it? i though i had all the copies..
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:21,
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Interesting ... have a bun *hands bun*
I used to have one of those a child.
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 23:42,
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thanking you all muchly, repaying the pleasure really....
thank you all...made me smile...sorry about size, dont really know what i'm doing, am really a lurker... also did this, may be more realistic than the anim below as there is a diver (only a likkle one tho!!!!!111)
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 23:47,
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No, really
they're both grand. Honestly the size is not really a concern.
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 23:48,
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I prefer Colgate Atlantis
for that ocean-fresh mouthfeel.
Taste the salty spray every day with Colgate Atlantis!
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Sat 7 Jan 2006, 0:13,
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Taste the salty spray every day with Colgate Atlantis!
Hoorays it am my favirit telly show
Thx to Lotus-MAX for the loan of smokie.
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 23:35,
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Thx to Lotus-MAX for the loan of smokie.
Hard Fluffy
the cat looks like he's thinking "i could have 'im, and his mates."
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 23:55,
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that makes me shivver!
it BLOWS MY MIND!
woo yay cockahooooooop!
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 23:27,
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woo yay cockahooooooop!
Nice!
I like that.
Lowry would have been a good name for a 5th ninja turtle.
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 23:29,
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Lowry would have been a good name for a 5th ninja turtle.
Nicely done.
How about if you keep the far background still and move closer things progressively more?
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 23:48,
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Best thing today.
IMO.
Also if your doing pictures of matchstick men then you might need to squeeze in Teh Quo somewhere.*
*Definately not
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 23:50,
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Also if your doing pictures of matchstick men then you might need to squeeze in Teh Quo somewhere.*
*Definately not
My first attempt at one of these "draw unrealistic women" things
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yeah sorry about that
too old for energetic stuffs.. I`m off to me bed
nighty night, you strange person, and the rest of you!
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 23:38,
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nighty night, you strange person, and the rest of you!
I knew someone would say that
And i'll let you know that I am not.
*wanks over a cat*
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 23:21,
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*wanks over a cat*
looks aeon flux ish
add a bra and maybe we'll talk
just kidding, it's very woo :-)
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 23:21,
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just kidding, it's very woo :-)
nice!
and some women have baps that are a bit lower down, and they`re ALL GREAT!
baps are brill
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 23:23,
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baps are brill
ever had breast milk? I mean as an adult?
fuck, that stuff is like Nectar man! NECTAR!
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 23:26,
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fuck, that stuff is like Nectar man! NECTAR!
hahaha no.. no I haven`t
but I don`t think it would be worth getting a bird up the duff and all the kiddie shite that comes with it, just for a sample!
feel free to send some over
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 23:30,
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feel free to send some over
ta
I dunno, I just felt that if I made them higher it'd look like some 80s porn thing with massive fake breasts. Or conventional anime stuff, which I don't like and try to avoid as much as possible.
Meh.
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 23:25,
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Meh.
Judging by the size of this bandwagon...
This one will have been done already...and
better? ;)
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 23:12,
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This one will have been done already...and
better? ;)
oh Jesus
*walks up the road, in the direction of Rayners Lane and HUNTS YOU DOWN*
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 23:14,
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better still, I`ll drag him to the Rayners pub... which is a hole
AND LEAVE HIM THERE
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 23:18,
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Do you really hate me
that much for posting ONE picture on a bandwagon that has been flogged to death already!?!?!?!?! *weeps - that's the third time today!*
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 23:24,
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yes!
you shall go to The Matrix and sit and listen to the drum machine whilst a shitty jazz sax player does the instrumental equivalent of karakoe and you sup really shit beer
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 23:25,
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Ok, i get the point.
You DO hate me with a passion usually reserved for paedophiles and Mick Hucknall :(
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 23:26,
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I locked myself out once
and had to go to Teh Matrix for a pint to kill time
.. I lasted 10 minutes before I phoned a mate to come and rescue me (or have a pint with me)
we collectively lasted a further 15 mins.. thankfully the missus turned up FAST
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 23:31,
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.. I lasted 10 minutes before I phoned a mate to come and rescue me (or have a pint with me)
we collectively lasted a further 15 mins.. thankfully the missus turned up FAST
If you ever feel the need to go in there again
give me a call. Even though you hate me
I would not like to see ANYBODY subjected to the Matrix twice. You can come round mine
for a nice cup of tea instead...
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 23:33,
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I would not like to see ANYBODY subjected to the Matrix twice. You can come round mine
for a nice cup of tea instead...
I do believe
you haven't. You can come round mine for a cup of tea while i muscle in on your missus ;)
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 23:38,
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how dare you!
i fancied you earlier on when you were pretending to be a girl!!! :P
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 23:19,
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In my mind you will always be the
slightly deranged looking fit bird :)
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 23:25,
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Better not have been pretending
I'm looking forward to the sleepover
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 23:30,
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I wasn't invited :(
Therefore, i conclude it was all a jape! :P
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 23:32,
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hahahahahahaha
did people know of this already? i probably should have glasscoxed it
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 23:23,
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thefatties.com
Michael McDonald ([email protected])
+1.905
Fax: +1.9999999999
78 Ham St.
Hamilton, H4MH4M
CA
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 23:23,
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Michael McDonald ([email protected])
+1.905
Fax: +1.9999999999
78 Ham St.
Hamilton, H4MH4M
CA
I got bored, I googled for hams
I don't know why, must have been fate
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 23:25,
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In haiku form:
I googled for hams
Because I was very bored,
It must have been fate.
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 23:28,
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Because I was very bored,
It must have been fate.
Sick Kids:- cure their aches and pains instantly if they're actually ill.
scare them off to school if they're not.
Win/Win!
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 23:11,
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Win/Win!
soon, soon.
But they'll have to get there quick, as I seem to be dying a death on b3ta in comedy terms.
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 23:33,
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I haf done my first niceish animation in GIMP
I feel prowd.
Note: May include a spacky bridge-hat
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 23:09,
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Note: May include a spacky bridge-hat
No it's not.
Harry potter would be being bummed. have a scar.
It's clearly his evil twin who shall come in the last book and kill everyone, then have an orgy.
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 23:12,
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It's clearly his evil twin who shall come in the last book and kill everyone, then have an orgy.
he found somebody's fat.
he then exclaimed " ugly disturbing" as are crazy people wont to do. Bindun? Not in this fucking universe.
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 23:02,
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The world sucks and I'm all emo even though I'm trying not to be and it sucks
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 23:12,
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Yeah. Some specific stuff, some not so specific stuff
But last I checked this was 'b3ta.com' not 'JessiesShitVent.org'
Heh
Anyway, how's the very lovely Pot? scoffed the Jaffas yet? I assume the BBE date is passed by now?
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 23:18,
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Heh
Anyway, how's the very lovely Pot? scoffed the Jaffas yet? I assume the BBE date is passed by now?
Nooooo!
I like teh rain
Edit: That's not the emo thing, I really do. It makes me happy
*looks out window*
Damnit
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 23:13,
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Edit: That's not the emo thing, I really do. It makes me happy
*looks out window*
Damnit
I've been building PC's all day
spending money and Please forgive me, I'll be off my tits for you tomorrow.
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 23:17,
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i don't think he thought she was worth even completing the sentence
she IS fat and ugly. hehe
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 23:13,
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Hello captain marshmallow skinner
I trust your thin lines of jelly are in Orderstan?
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 22:58,
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Cool.
I wish I'd done that.
*Re lurks to continue munching on leftover xmas chocolate*
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Fri 6 Jan 2006, 22:58,
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*Re lurks to continue munching on leftover xmas chocolate*
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