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# Fine! I'll make my own pun haiku featuring SFW nudity!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:53, archived)
# yeah! you fucking do that!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:53, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:55, archived)
# even the snail looks surprised!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:59, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 14:00, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/5524673
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 14:02, archived)
# You bloody cheat!
He gave you that on the back of wild boar ham which you didn't even have!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 14:03, archived)
# i couldn't get it so i got the special scilian ham
and then added tuscan pecorino to make up for the fact that i couldn't get the wild boar.

hopfully when i next down in devon i can bag one of the ones that's on the loose and and make my own ham.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 14:14, archived)
# Hahahaha!
*spangs*
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:54, archived)
# observe a Tory
OUCH

it burns so hard it gives pleasure, so you can have a woo and also a click
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:54, archived)
# Thankies, Richard!
I went with umm . . . what was that broadband company called . . . that Archie uses . . .

EDIT: PlusNet!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:57, archived)
# *looks forward to receiving discount*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 14:11, archived)
# exploiting poor Ovid!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 14:13, archived)
# *looks forward to receiving 'I like this' clicks*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 14:14, archived)
# too right
*waits for it to stop redexing*
edit: yaaaaay :) sexy :)
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:55, archived)
# keep F5ing
bloody MSN gropes . . .

*grumbles*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:56, archived)
# Use Warren's Anus to host your pics
it's grrreat.

WOO
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:59, archived)
# Warn't that a typo?
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 11 Jan 2006, 14:01, archived)
# oops
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 14:16, archived)
# yeah, I tried it once . . .

EDIT: How's Tommy?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 14:04, archived)
# Still a bit hurty
but demanding to be fed.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 14:16, archived)
# Give it some chips!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 14:18, archived)
# my eyes!
EDIT: How rude of me! woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:55, archived)
# Hahaha!
You utter loon!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:56, archived)
# Yippee!
welcomes!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:56, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
I just did a fizzy burp through my nose.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:57, archived)
# Cor!
Let's have a smell!?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:59, archived)
# here
it smells of ham and Irn Bru
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 14:14, archived)
# *inhales*

*enjoys*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 14:16, archived)
# he is of the erected posture!!!
my eyes! my eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:59, archived)
# Stop being so homophobic
and embrace the wang!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 14:04, archived)
# Damn, that's good

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 14:04, archived)
# Ahhh
Boris's wee dancing cock makes the pun burn a little less!

Very Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 14:08, archived)
# Yin and Yang, Waspy, Yin and Yang . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 14:10, archived)
# The angle of cock
restores balance to the board
pain is reduced

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 14:14, archived)
# Haikutastic!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 14:17, archived)
# These just get better




Glasscocks all round methinks...
(Golden_guns247, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:51, archived)
# The bloke bottom-left has just been stabbed with an invisible knife
(Londingham ., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:53, archived)
# who the fuck are these people?
I only recognise Green Day bloke, and cock nose
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:54, archived)
# Fuck knows
I think the nose bloke was in 'Wedding crashers'. I haven't watched it (and won't) but his nose was plastered all over the tube for months.
(Londingham ., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:55, archived)
# Also
He were in Starsky and Hutch movie :)
(Golden_guns247, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:56, archived)
# and that awful thing with Jackie Chan
.. although I like Jackie Chan
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:58, archived)
# Shanghai Knights?
He's funny in the awesome Zoolander
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 14:03, archived)
#
EDIT: My message just blanked. Which was probably a good thing as it was bollocks anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 14:14, archived)
# FUCK YEAH! TAKE IT
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:56, archived)
# I'm pretty sure that's
Brad Garrett and Ray Romano from "Everybody Loves Raymond"

Yes. Indeed I am. Because I have all of the knowledge
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:57, archived)
# that`s never David Ducochvovoovcncony is it?
looks more like that bloke out of Blue
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:57, archived)
# They are:
1) Billy Whatshisface from Greenday, 2) Matthew McConaughey, 3) Owen Wilson and 4) Fellas from Everybody Loves Raymond. I read Heat too much.
(I helped save b3ta! Fictional Emma, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 14:01, archived)
# I bet you recognised them all
(apart from Chantelle and GG) in Celebrity BigBastard too.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 14:04, archived)
# The sad thing is,
I did. Including George, I'm not a complete thicko. Honest.
(I helped save b3ta! Fictional Emma, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 14:08, archived)
# see... still no idea who they are
Mugatu wants to have it up him from the milk man

*strokes silky panties*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 14:12, archived)
# Phwoar
(I helped save b3ta! Fictional Emma, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 14:16, archived)
# ray romano on the right
...
(Pjotr, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:58, archived)
# left is Adam Arkin
[edit] or not, as the case may be
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 14:00, archived)
# not duchovny
it is the actor who plays raymond from "everybody loves raymond" some crap sitcom.
The other actor plays his stupid cop brother.
(I helped save b3ta! coder.keitaro I like pies!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 14:02, archived)
# never heard of it!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 14:03, archived)
# me neither
but from the name alone it sounds like a trolley full of shite
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 14:05, archived)
# stranded, jetlagged at 3am in a Marriot in Minneapolis
the first time I got to see it.

God knows why it keeps getting awards.

It makes shite look like roses.
Even "Last of the Summer Wine" season 203 is funnier.
(I helped save b3ta! coder.keitaro I like pies!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 14:13, archived)
# Second one
is Matthew McConaughey.

Fourth: Brad Garrett and Ray Romano from "Everybody Loves Raymond".

sad that I know this :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jago Laurens, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 14:02, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! kingkong., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:55, archived)
# he's doing
belly button goatse
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:57, archived)
# picture 3 has 2 cocks
one glassy, and one nasal
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:53, archived)
# sexy
hairy
nearly sexy
and no.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:54, archived)
# yay - Green Day lift the flap!


what seams?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:54, archived)
# *lifts the flap*

*regrets*
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:56, archived)
# ha!



(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 14:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:50, archived)
# harumph
www.femke.co.uk/sn.htm
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:51, archived)
# Hahahahaha
that is ridiculously amusing
(I helped save b3ta! katzenfinch, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:55, archived)
# and amusingly rediculous!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:57, archived)
# Pffft!
*emails Serena the Cleaner to let her know they're taking the word 'gullible' out of the dictionary*
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:58, archived)
# are they? why?
*isn't falling for it really
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:58, archived)
# its a spiral of paranoia!
Remember just because you are paranoid it doesn't mean that they are not actually out to get you
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:58, archived)
# i looked that up on snopes
and couldn't find it - so it must be true!
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 14:17, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Bravo!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:51, archived)
# I'v been away so probably missed it already, but tough....
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. trouser, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:48, archived)
# he's a ladyboy!
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:49, archived)
# I bet he wished
he'd had one instead of shagging that bird from Hole.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:51, archived)
# courtney love?
no, i've only just got here...

/punchline to half remembered joke
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:54, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 14:06, archived)
# Better? I'll play with something else now.
(Sir. Colin of Kentshire, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:34, archived)
# Wow, wish I was at home so I could make use of the spare canvas
And with those poly counts it'll never work in a game.

/edit: Much better.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:35, archived)
# Das Croppage!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:35, archived)
# Better?
Eh?
(Sir. Colin of Kentshire, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:38, archived)
# yah!
we need fresh new recruits - sign up for the Flashboard
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:43, archived)
# well sign me up
guv'na
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 14:00, archived)
# sign thyself up sir
I cannae do it for yer
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 14:08, archived)
# 'twas but a wossname...
expressing to the world as a whole that i would indeed be signing up and indeed have now done so
.
Tally ho!
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 14:11, archived)
# welcome
Major mooglemania
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 14:13, archived)
# hahaha!
better, couldn't get the colour a tiny bit more magenta could you?
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:36, archived)
# Yeah
set self luminosity to 100%
and magenta it up four notches.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:37, archived)
# Is it for a game?
/edit Eeewww! Those balls look mouldy!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:36, archived)
# massive picture
tiny cock.
(qdamik, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:36, archived)
# story of my life...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:37, archived)
# try
                      cropping
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:36, archived)
# Congratulations!
Here is your prophet:


What a choice! If you got here by not cheating, congratulations on scoring 100%!

If not, then thanks for playing anyhow.

Why not try some other board games (pictures may not work in one or two):
Pope Simulator
President Simulator
Queen Simulator

And if you have even more time you can visit my lovely pictorum
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 18 Jan 2006, 13:49, archived)
# THE END HAS COME!

For you that is, causing the end of the world of course causes the end of religion.

Score : 90% - Super Spirit
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 18 Jan 2006, 13:53, archived)
# Good decision, and you'll of course have the last word on whether he's allowed entry into heaven.
10. The World in 2006
It's 2006, and the world is in a bit of a sinful state, it's time to try and do something to save the planet besides Greenpeace.

a) End the World.
b) Go back to the 1980s and send down a prophet to spread peace and joy throughout the world.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 18 Jan 2006, 13:57, archived)
# You've sent a message in the clouds!

However, only 3 people saw it, and if anything it somehow reaffirmed their belief in George Bush.

Score : 80% - Delightful Divinity
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 18 Jan 2006, 14:00, archived)
# ha ha! you round head!
up the caviliers!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:36, archived)
# needs to be spunking

go back a do it properly this time or you'll fail this module.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:37, archived)
# Yes,
and three pubes on each ball. If something's worth doing it's worth doing right.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:39, archived)
# the globule module?
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:39, archived)
# Do I?
Pass?
(Sir. Colin of Kentshire, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:48, archived)
# Lower 2.2
Still needs to be magenta..
(Gtancx is tout simplement an anagram for Txangc, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:52, archived)
# i concur.

balls look like thay are sandy and there should have been three squirts of spunk.

overall effort: good.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:57, archived)
# LOL
*doesn't*
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:37, archived)
# Oh Behave!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:42, archived)
# Why?
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:45, archived)
# BEHAVE BADLY!
YEEEEHAWW!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:46, archived)
# 'k
nsfw
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:55, archived)
# one is bigger than the other!
!
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:38, archived)
# i'd say
wrong colour..
(Gtancx is tout simplement an anagram for Txangc, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:38, archived)
# Fantastic
Is it for a game?
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:39, archived)
# i've found a way to save money on passport photos
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:30, archived)
# Yay!
(Londingham ., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:30, archived)
# Hahaha
Loon
Edit: Some geyser from Iceland has cloned it already!!!
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:31, archived)
# i use the same wallpaper...
the retro BBC1 clock screensavers are cool too
(5 Lighters for a Pound, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:33, archived)
# ooh ooh ooh
where from?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:33, archived)
#
BBC Clock screensavers

(5 Lighters for a Pound, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:35, archived)
# 404?
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 14:12, archived)
# uh?
works for me...
(5 Lighters for a Pound, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 14:20, archived)
# i got mine from monkeymanblue
hang on, i'll see if it's here

[edit] www.5318008.co.uk/bits/bbc2.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:35, archived)
# 6. Profit
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:33, archived)
# excellent BBC2 walpaper.

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:33, archived)
# Yay
Looking at the pasport maybe you should change your name to Icelandic Bob :)

Any news on the Job front?
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:33, archived)
# it just occurred to me
robert fischer from iceland is chess grandmaster bobbie fischer...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:34, archived)
# Arf!!
How did the Vietcon treat you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:36, archived)
# ps
pretty solid chance of some freelance work coming up so fingers crossed. now i just need enough to keep me going. i'd better learn to do websites properly.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:50, archived)
# Excellent
Good luck
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:58, archived)
# So it is.
www.chessgames.com/perl/chessplayer?pid=19233
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:46, archived)
# bobbie fischers *hearts* the sicilian opening
or so i've been told...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:48, archived)
# 4: ?
5: Profit
(Pjotr, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:34, archived)
# It always amazes me how much of a twunt
you always look on your passport photo ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:34, archived)
# what him personally
or people in general?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:35, archived)
# I'm saying nowt!
*looks around shiftly*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:37, archived)
# erm...
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:29, archived)
# erm...
(Londingham ., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:31, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahah
made me laugh until my cup of tea came out of my nose
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:31, archived)
# Ooh mind the handle!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:33, archived)
# Did you know
that Manatees make perfect pinata for the poor and rich alike.
(I helped save b3ta! MrHeed, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:33, archived)
# Beware!
Horses and aliens and manatees. Oh my!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:48, archived)
# Tom Cruise Talks into a Willy


The truth was revealed earlier:
www.b3ta.com/board/5524597
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:24, archived)
# He won't be so miserable
if that one squirts him in the face!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:26, archived)
# that was really rude...
I'm giving you an interview and you go and do something really nasty...
you're a jerk...
jerk...
(Idid, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:29, archived)
# ha ha!
he holds it with his lil pinky extended!
pfffffffffffft!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:27, archived)
# I thought that was a penile deformity
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:30, archived)
# tom cruise?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:33, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:35, archived)
# make it
magenta!!
(Gtancx is tout simplement an anagram for Txangc, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:28, archived)
# OMG. !!11!11!!!1It's like a penis
but smaller


lol!!!!!11!¬!!!!!1 Roflamamnsakdfnkjlads!!!1!
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:45, archived)
# Wesley...
(Truph Tooph, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:23, archived)
# ha ha
I like what you did there!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:24, archived)
# how delightful
:)
(stone the crows, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:24, archived)
# Hehe
nice
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:25, archived)
# hahahahaha
funniest post of the day so far
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:25, archived)
# Pfft!
Someone got some seam vouchers for christmas!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:27, archived)
# MUMAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:28, archived)
# Hahahahaaaaa!
ACE!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:29, archived)
# Acetastic
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:34, archived)
# Don't know why I made this
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
last night, just was inspired by seeing everything you wanted to know about sex (but were afraid to ask).
(Hagbard MacDougal, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:21, archived)
# Has he adopted another child?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:21, archived)
# Why?
is his current marriage on the rocks?
(I helped save b3ta! Not just a hatstand inflamed in the membrane inflamed in the brain, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:23, archived)
# At least he waited
until she was of age.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:23, archived)
# I'm not judging him
just inquiring ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:23, archived)
# I thought fair play to the bloke.
While your still happily married, get the next one ready. And when you get bored with the missus in a few years. There should be a smooth transition to the newly ripened one.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:27, archived)
# Oh for the love of the Gods!
that's an awful attitude - I do hope you're joking.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:31, archived)
# I never joke.
Ever.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:38, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:40, archived)
# It's all a bit
Lolita to me
(Hagbard MacDougal, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:27, archived)
# We had a biology teacher at college
Our group thought he looked like Woody Allen but the other group thought he looked like Elton John.

As a result he never realised because they called him Elton Allen and we called him Woody John.

Erm...woo to the pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:23, archived)
# those long winter days must have flow by....
(pfft)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:25, archived)
# Sleeper
Is my favorite film
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:27, archived)
# I agree
was that one where he was a failed robber too, where he cut out a perfectly circular piece of glass in a jewlery shop window only to pinch the circular glass?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:33, archived)
# just found this on my hard drive....
....so thought I'd pre-roast it for your enjoyment
(Soupy Twist BEST BEFORE:, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:13, archived)
# is that a statue of Homer Simpson
and is that Ming the Merciless's spaceship in the distance?

is it time to run yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:15, archived)
# Menz
the Merciless?
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:16, archived)
# yeh yeh yeh
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:16, archived)
# hmm
you don't watch futurama then?
(Soupy Twist BEST BEFORE:, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:17, archived)
# I do.
But I was replying to the Ming the Merciless comment.

My 4 year old daughter keeps making play the episode Less than Zero from the last series. Over and over again. Every bloody evening before she goes to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:22, archived)
# Thats OK
When mine was that age is was all barbie dvds. I fucking detested them
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:24, archived)
# mine loves Hi5 which I don't mind at all....
apart from the singing and the 2 pansies

hi5.ninemsn.com.au/meetthegang/index.aspx
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:28, archived)
# haha!
perv
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:33, archived)
# like you haven't bookmarked it!
(it's on Channel 5 in the mornings!)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:34, archived)
# Milkshake!
That's what I do when it's on.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:43, archived)
# ha ha
dad's together perving over the kiddy programs

Sarah-Jane Honeywell - mmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:45, archived)
# I've never heard of it!
*sets video*

I like watching MOM on saturday mornings for Holly Willoughby. She's lully
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:46, archived)
# yum!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 14:01, archived)
# Yes. So do my little darlings.
You can see how old the episode of Hi5 is by how rough Charli (or is it Kelly) looks.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:35, archived)
# the rougher the better
Kathleen is permanently 17 years old. mmmmmmmm


*dribbles
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:45, archived)
# Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:49, archived)
# At christmas
they (her and her little sister) watched the christmas episode where the Santa robot first appears shooting everyone he can find.

Ace. The funniest song in a cartoon...
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:31, archived)
# statue of zoidberg
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:17, archived)
# ahhhhhhhhhh
haven't seen Futurama for a while - strange how it also looks like Homer though!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:23, archived)
# Yeah
Wierd that.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:24, archived)
# he used the same template
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:29, archived)
# I notice a few new signups
on the angel yarns forum today...
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:25, archived)
# conscriptins are going well
but we need a battallion!

spread the word good brother
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:29, archived)
# I didn't enjoy it
Not in it's own thread anyway.

/nazi
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:15, archived)
# I enjoyed it immensly
rules are for fules
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:17, archived)
# All right. Be prepared for my entire back catalogue
plus leeches to anything else wot i think is mediocre to good on the interweb.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:19, archived)
# *waits
*whistles
*picks nose
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:23, archived)
# well if you am roasting...
boredom is a wonderful thing

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:17, archived)
# Now Zoidberg is the popular one!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:19, archived)
# everybody talk to zoidberg
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:22, archived)
# Once again the sandwich-heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor!
(Londingham ., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:34, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:36, archived)
# Lucas has taken product placement too far this time
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:10, archived)
# haha
you didn't need to write it on his chest!
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:10, archived)
# You know
I think you're right.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:15, archived)
# Isn't he a little short for
an advert?

Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:11, archived)
# haha
I say we give Matazone a great big Hans for his effort ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:12, archived)
# Hahahaha!

*chews baccy*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:28, archived)
# He already took it too far.
/blog
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:13, archived)
# how?
I didn't see any product placement in any of the Star Wars films. Or was that a Mercedes speeder he sold in Mos Eisley.

/twat
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:14, archived)
# sales of death sticks went up 150% after episode 2 came out

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:16, archived)
# And don't you remember that whole
"A bantha is for life, not just for Christmas" thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:19, archived)
# Merchandise comes from product placement indirectly.
Look at power rangers.

I'd articulate further, however I am exceedingly drunk and should probably go to bed instead.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:19, archived)
# do you have 72 points of articulation

like a giant power rangers action figure?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:21, archived)
# no, but I have about 7 points
of sleepiness and about 54 points of "YOU HAVE TO WORK A 12 HOUR DAY TOMORROW, YOU HAVE 6 HOURS OF SLEEP AHEAD OF YOU AND YOU'RE THREE SHEETS TO THE WIND" accrued.

Goodnight all!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:24, archived)
# i think you're right
have this to say how sorry I am
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:22, archived)
# FRANK!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:25, archived)
# Thankyou. I accept your apologies.
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:25, archived)
# Man!
That's just put me off honey.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:25, archived)
# ..

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:08, archived)
# the perils of skiing in the nude

me, enjoy a delicious bagette for lunch

your version of Hokusai's 'The Breaking Wave Off Kanagawa'.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:09, archived)
# Ooh! Ooh!
I want to be first!

Me! Me! Memememememe!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:10, archived)
# :P
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:13, archived)
# Draw a haiku involving a pun and
some SFW nufdity!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:10, archived)
# Pfft!
*spangs*
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:10, archived)
# What!?
What!?


What did I do!?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:11, archived)
# *spangs*
Everyone! Get 'im while he's down!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:13, archived)
# *spangs DtH*
(I helped save b3ta! teedyay, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:15, archived)
# *spangs DTH*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:27, archived)
# *spangs DHL*
Ooops!

*Spangs DTH*
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:33, archived)
# A lady having teeth extracted by mad dentist with only one eye
or a penguin drinking soup through a straw
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:10, archived)
# A lady sailor!
(I helped save b3ta! teedyay, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:11, archived)
# Don't
we allready have those?
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:22, archived)
# a squirrel burying its nuts and coming upon "the hatch"
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:11, archived)
# what hatch?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:14, archived)
#
THE hatch
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:15, archived)
# which hatch would that be?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:16, archived)
# You post a spoiler before tonight.....
....and will find you and hurt you. Lots.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:16, archived)
# ^^This
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:18, archived)
# mate
you need to start downloading the second series, saves waiting 6 months for channel 4 to show it
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:18, archived)
# LOTS
anagram
(5 Lighters for a Pound, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:19, archived)
# SLOT
anagram II: the revenge
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:33, archived)
# Waaaah!
I forgot to set the recorder! I'm off to see the Late Edition tonight. I forgot all about Lost!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:20, archived)
# it's like that episode in dallas
where she wakes up and he's alive and in the shower.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:24, archived)
# So I'll wake up tomorrow
and the whole first series will have been a dream?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:27, archived)
# yes
then season two starts by them all getting on a plane (the entire series is recursive, i'll be going for years).
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:32, archived)
# Maybe the second series
should be the first series but played in reverse.

Like the B-side of 'They're Coming To Take Me Away Ha-Haaa'.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:35, archived)
# no spoilers
I'm not like that.

But the crazy dinosaur world they find is well cool! Oops.

Nah, I'm waiting for season 2 episodes 10 & 11 which are on tonight in hamerica
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:24, archived)
# they crashed into jurassic park?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:25, archived)
# yep
surrounded by blind dinosaurs and their dogs
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:27, archived)
# aaaah
that's why I haven't been able to download beyond episode 9.. I assumed they'd shown the whole thing by now
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:27, archived)
# ran into that particular wall just before xmas
before TGA told me
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:34, archived)
# Scarlet
Attempting the Times crossword.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:12, archived)
# A very pretty ladiy snuggled under a duvet being woken up
with a cup of coffee and a kiss.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:12, archived)
# ..from a smelly tramp in a flashers mac
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:16, archived)
# awwwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:18, archived)
# *blushes*
*shuffles feet*
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:25, archived)
# beedogs
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:12, archived)
# A sexy manatee!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:12, archived)
# what happened to Manatee Fondler?
did he die over Christmas?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:15, archived)
# He fondled one too many...
RIP
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:19, archived)
# Leaves
and small animals.
(Pachey, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:12, archived)
# A crow reading 'to kill a mocking bird'
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:14, archived)
# Draw someone growing a spine.
Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:14, archived)
# someone visiting the dentists
with sext consequences
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:14, archived)
# Siamise cat girl
Visiting her brother in hospital/vet

(one of my cats is ill)

Or just 2 sexy siamiese cats, bro and sister
twins

Not siamese twins...never mind
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:15, archived)
# conjoined cat girls?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:19, archived)
# Scary.....
I was toying around with the idea of making a spoof FHM mag/comic thing and one of the 'photoshoots' involved siamiese cat twins.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:25, archived)
# the term conjoined is prefered these days
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:28, archived)
# If that's what does it for you.
...I was talking cat breeds.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:35, archived)
# a friend on mine has just found out her cat has liver disese
and it's just a matter of time.

mind you, he's 15 years old.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:30, archived)
# A foetus with a top hat
and a pipe!
(Duncan, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:16, archived)
# Scarlet running for leader of the Lib Dems
I'd vote for her...
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:16, archived)
# Jean-Luc Denizen
and the bridge crew of the USS Pipingrad

(Sequential cast in Starfleet uniforms?)
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:17, archived)
# Seconded
This one is woosome!
(Duncan, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:20, archived)
# ISD Pipingrad, surely :)
I think the Denizens are more 'Galactic Empire' than 'Federation'.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:23, archived)
# PIP'S IN SPAAAACE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:36, archived)
# Grand Moff Pip?
Now that's just scary!

Apology accepted Captain Scarlet... (which is another idea...)
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 14:58, archived)
# Yay
do this!
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:23, archived)
# The Squirrel Gentry
Smoking pipes and discussing hunting.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:08, archived)
# Flamin'
heck
(Pachey, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:08, archived)
# I seem to be stuck playing with fire
*is secret pyromaniac*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:09, archived)
# How politics will probably look in the future
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:06, archived)
# crikey moses!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:08, archived)
# do they offer different flavours?
Because that could sway me
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:09, archived)
# Chicken, tomato or vichyssoise
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:16, archived)
# Mmmmm!
Soup!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:11, archived)
# this wins the prize
*hands mystery box to smallbrainfield*
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:13, archived)
# hehehe
The smug bastard
(Londingham ., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:30, archived)
# Aren't you supposed to shop it....
Woo and yay to you.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:33, archived)
#
I like this waaay too much :-)
(cface run. Run, face, run!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:47, archived)
# this took hours

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:00, archived)
# Hahahaha!

That makes me api!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:01, archived)
# Pfft!
Wasp that meant to be a pun?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:02, archived)
# hive got a feeling it was
(I helped save b3ta! harryfreeze Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:04, archived)
# intereSTING...
(5 Lighters for a Pound, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:05, archived)
# gives one
a swarm feeling inside
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! fuscous, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:07, archived)
# Hive nothing else to add
/edit oops, sorry didnt see that had already been used..
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:11, archived)
# These puns are
BEE-yootiful.
(Duncan, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:14, archived)
# Threadjack!
May've been done:
www.comcast.net/news/strange/index.jsp?cat=STRANGE

Wierd...
(Duncan, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:02, archived)
# altogether now.......
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:03, archived)
# Jamaica!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:05, archived)
# a nervous wreck
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:06, archived)
# ....Alaska
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:06, archived)
# OMGWTF!
That am teh weird!!!!!!!!!onetyseven!!!!111!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:03, archived)
# Threadjack


I've just had a bowl of chili and some Cheetos for breakfast.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:06, archived)
# top breakfast award
goes to you.

which part of the world are you in?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:06, archived)
# The one with the hillbillies and a president and grits
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:08, archived)
# Norfolk?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:09, archived)
# Norfolking way!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:10, archived)
# ha ha
he's in Lincolnshire
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:13, archived)
# Hurrah!
Why have I never seen that! It's fab!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:08, archived)
# What photoshopping could possibly be done to that picture?
/curious.
(Duncan, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:09, archived)
# But
I can only see one bee and not too
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:02, archived)
# yaaaay
lovely *huggles*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:05, archived)
# to bee - definately

clicky for teh horror
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:05, archived)
# Hey!
That site belongs to a friend of mine. Bees are nice m'kay
(bloodyHassocks, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:21, archived)
# Bees
are nice.
(greyarm ¬, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:07, archived)
# Sting's a cnut though
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:09, archived)
# They only ever
by accident, though. You SHALL forgive them!
(greyarm ¬, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:14, archived)
# I don't hate bee jokes, but they hate me.
(I helped save b3ta! ' ; , , ; ', Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:41, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Novander doesn't like you as much as you think, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:48, archived)
# J-Lo guests on the hit show 'The Simpsons'
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:48, archived)
# pfft!

shake it!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:49, archived)
# Ay caramba
No es bueno!
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:50, archived)
# Mia Molestado!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:57, archived)
# El catto malodoroso
erm...wrong line
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:58, archived)
# ay ay ay!
el candelabra precariosa!
(Cpl. Nobby Nobbs, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:02, archived)
# sí tengo cajones grande de mono
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:01, archived)
# avez vous une baguette de jambon a fromage?
SVP
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:02, archived)
# Este Jodido Calcetines!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:51, archived)
# ha ha - another beedog
beedogs.com
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:52, archived)
# what a site!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:56, archived)
# my fave of the day!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:58, archived)
# Roxy looks soooo happy
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:02, archived)
# Remember
that beedogs.com is the PREMIER site for dogs dressed as bees. The rest of the dogs dressed as bees websites are probably crap.

I'm still waiting for dogbees.com
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:17, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:24, archived)
# Smack the bitch up
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:52, archived)
# heh
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(Lord Of The Dunce, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:48, archived)
# brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:48, archived)
# is that even shopped?
arf!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:49, archived)
# yes it is
very badly :)
(Lord Of The Dunce, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:51, archived)
# urgh!
that's actually disturbing!

have a woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:50, archived)
# this allows
more people to strangle him at once..
(5 Lighters for a Pound, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:50, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:09, archived)
# haha
super
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:52, archived)
# Fucking hell
he's got a neck
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:52, archived)
# ha ha
Blunt rhymes with Cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:52, archived)
# Is that Blunt? I didn't even realise!
*kills*

*in the ass*

(not you, Blunt)
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:54, archived)
# urgh
reminds me of "The Thing"
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:56, archived)
# IF
your girlfiend went out and bought "Beautiful", dump her - she's a soppy useless bitch. If you bought it, kill yourself - you're no man*.

It is also valid grounds for divorce.

*Apologies to single ladies that bought it - you're obviously desperate.
(I helped save b3ta! MrHeed, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 13:35, archived)
# Here, have this
(Cadavre Exquis Ms. Lully Biscuits!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:48, archived)
# Oooh
I like it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:49, archived)
# Thankyou
*has it*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:50, archived)
# *steals*
mwahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:50, archived)
# Booooooooo
*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:51, archived)
# aw...
I feel guilty now...

*shares*
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:52, archived)
# Yay!
*glees*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:53, archived)
# It's a sort of roast chicken with the head of a bug
in a romper suit - what's not to like!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 12:56, archived)

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