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# I drew a witch. Enjoy.
(Cadavre Exquis Ms. Lully Biscuits!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 18:07, archived)
# i notice people have been making fun of my addiction to eating poo.
it's just not on.
www.b3ta.com/board/5524133
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 18:08, archived)
# don't they know you can't help yourself?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 18:09, archived)
# people are just so insensitive.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 18:10, archived)
# It gives me the horn.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 18:09, archived)
# shit in
her cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. trouser, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 18:11, archived)
# tissue?
*offers the kleenex*
(newfangle, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 18:13, archived)
# she'll get a very cold bottom up there
but that's a very nice picture
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 18:08, archived)
# Hmm
I think she's a bit of an exhibitionist.
(Cadavre Exquis Ms. Lully Biscuits!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 18:09, archived)
# I can see its botty
Why can't I see a bit more....?
(I Go To The Co-Op Every Day with a talking sock, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 18:10, archived)
# that's for members only
you'll have to sign up for the premium account
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 18:11, archived)
# how do you get gradients
that aren't linear/circular/etc?
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 18:10, archived)
# Good question
It's a feature in Illustrator called gradient mesh - just learned it myself. Click here for a basic tutorial.
(Cadavre Exquis Ms. Lully Biscuits!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 18:12, archived)
# awesome!
that's just what i've been looking for! cheers
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 18:24, archived)
# hahaha cheeky :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 18:13, archived)
# Witches...!
(Thursday Sugar Bowl, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 18:16, archived)
# tltb&twr

(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 18:27, archived)
# I have a smile...
...and a semi.
(I_tickle_myself, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 18:41, archived)
# Bum showing....
....and flying backwards - I love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 18:42, archived)
# did this ages ago



and never bothered to post it. Is anyone here going to The Collectormania convention in manchester in feb? Its gonna be Geek arific
(I helped save b3ta! Radagarst, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 18:05, archived)
# YAY
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 18:20, archived)
# hahaha!
Wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 18:38, archived)
# All together now....
LETS....PLAY....DAAAARTS!!!!

(jagerman, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:59, archived)
# badum-tsch
(Londingham ., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 18:00, archived)
# they are big men
so i guess i should say: "BIGGGGGGARRRR!!!!"
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 18:07, archived)
# Ah, the old 'uns are the best : )

He sure does change shirts quickly for a fat man
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 18:12, archived)
# to be honest
he probably needs to. best not to fill up with fat man sweat too quickly, eh?
(jagerman, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 18:15, archived)
# Hehe
That animates lovelyly when you scroll :)
(SarahBear, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 18:18, archived)
# Hooray for darts!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 18:27, archived)
# Bow before His Satanic Mongy Hairlessness (now with extra CDC...yum)
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:52, archived)
# What the ****...
...is all this jibber-jabber about?

Done a search, but can find nowt.
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:54, archived)
# I found nowt also.
Nowt

It's pretty boring.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:56, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! diablo290582 Professional.....something., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:56, archived)
# this
glassco.cx/search?q=id:41478
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:57, archived)
# what a strange
little man he is.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. trouser, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 18:00, archived)
# Ahhh
What a cock-monkey.
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 18:03, archived)
# so why not just ignore him instead of winding him up..over and over

then he'll come back and bug the living fuck out of me, and make me want to leave this place even more
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 18:03, archived)
# because you miss all the funny replies
but: i think people who are ignored by, say, a total of 10 people should have their accounts erased.
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 18:05, archived)
# I disagree
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 18:06, archived)
# /ignores

(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 18:08, archived)
# *creates 10 accounts*
mwhahahaah!
(I helped save b3ta! Strawberry Dragon, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 18:08, archived)
# Quick, dirtry and nowhere near as good as that down there - I'm going home.


source: www.theregister.co.uk/2006/01/11/face_transplant_update/
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:44, archived)
# With the addition of a paper bag...
...would.
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:48, archived)
# or some glue
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:49, archived)
# I find your lack of face
disturbing
(Ant's in his pants, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:49, archived)
#
hoho

i love the little star wars references.
(Sgt Freddy Colon My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:52, archived)
# ha!

(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:52, archived)
# eww
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:52, archived)
# ACK!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:53, archived)
# I
would
(greyarm ¬, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 18:11, archived)
# thats really not pretty
yuck

but a WOO all the same
(newfangle, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:55, archived)
# Heeee-Haaaaaw!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:38, archived)
# cheek exercises huh?
been blowing too much?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:40, archived)
# You have just discovered the liquify tool
AICMFP :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:40, archived)
# combine that with....
my flagrant misuse of comic sans and unskilled overuse of lensflare and they'll throw the book at me!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:44, archived)
# raawr :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:35, archived)
# cooooked :)
shoot it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:36, archived)
# love
that
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:36, archived)
# awww, i always get an image posted above mine thats loads better :(
woo to the pic tho!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:37, archived)
# eh?...
I always have either jolly jack or the duke posting his what are you eating list

consider yourself lucky

/cue JJ and Duke
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:39, archived)
# Yup me too.
Every time i post bloody JJ sticks up some kind of fur related fantastic artwork.

Liked you pic though
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:41, archived)
# haha

gotta love 'em :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:43, archived)
# i always know it's you
when those teeth appear!

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! oodle doodle, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:37, archived)
# one of these days I'll surprise you

make it to the popular list

then get it removed again by *mystery mod*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:40, archived)
# hahaha yay!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:37, archived)
# arrrg! the eyes!

(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:39, archived)
# that happened down the M4 once....
...incredibly accurate representation of the incident if I do say so myself. Woooooooooo liekkkkk :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:40, archived)
# I hope he's wearing a clean nappy :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:41, archived)
# :) heh heh..!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 18:29, archived)
# and it's over to KT with the weather....
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:29, archived)
# hahaha!
(Londingham ., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:29, archived)
# ha ha
perfect in every way.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. trouser, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:29, archived)
# I'm lovin' it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:30, archived)
# wood

(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:31, archived)
# Pine?
Oh....lumber.
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:48, archived)
# definately in the lumbar region...

(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 18:06, archived)
# hahaha
woo
(I helped save b3ta! homonk, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:31, archived)
# Who?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:34, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:34, archived)
# mork just called
he wants his suspenders back.
(I helped save b3ta! oodle doodle, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:37, archived)
# Oooooffffff!
Groan, DTH would be proud etc etc

Nicely dun ewe!
(I helped save b3ta! enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:38, archived)
# I am liking that somewhat :o)

Reminds me of watching The Day After Tomorrow with my wife shortly after seeing Sixth Sense. Scene full of frozen corpses and she says ... "Icy Dead People" and collapses in hysterics. Gah!

*admits he laughed too*
(Pan Dimensional Mouse Currently existing in 13 dimensions as of, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 18:05, archived)
# click this.

(blind corner, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:28, archived)
# no.
*does anyway*
(Londingham ., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:29, archived)
# ^^
that
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:30, archived)
# haha
^This
(Slartibartfast.... designer of coastlines, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:41, archived)
# kiss this
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:29, archived)
# that's some serious wear and tear there
has it been in for its 24000 bums service
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:30, archived)
# 48
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:31, archived)
# just nicked the first vaguely SFW pic I could find
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:33, archived)
# yeh - from your wallet
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:33, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:35, archived)
# That made me laugh
my head off.

bonk.


\relurks
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 18:05, archived)
# Arf
*goes onto paint to draw poo coming out of it*

*realises needs poo*
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:31, archived)
# Need a poo?
I'll go get one for you then. :)
(Space Strawberry in 3D, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:49, archived)
#
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:35, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
she's the boss
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:37, archived)
#
gordon brown
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:40, archived)
# I now have a b3ta t-shirt. Which makes me happy, and joyful.




Complete with badge!

(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:21, archived)
# BIGGER NOW PLEASE!
WILL YOU PLEASE HAVE SOME SENSITIVITY TOWARDS THOSE OF US WHO HAVE VISION IMPAIRMENTS? SO FACKING INSENSITIVE YOU BLOODY YOUNGSTERS.

That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:22, archived)
# Have you drawn
whiskers on your cheeks?
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:22, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:23, archived)
# No, that was my friend.
I wanted to colour in her RS work, so she wanted to colour in my face.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:25, archived)
# you have blue hair!
it brings out the blue of the t-shirt. or the other way round. or something.
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:23, archived)
# It's not permanent.
But it will be in the future... once I get outta school.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:25, archived)
# If you're only 15
posting what i was going to post is probably improper. So I'm backing away slooooowly....
(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:23, archived)
# ^This
I like the way that it's the first line in the profile, in huge letters..
(Londingham ., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:24, archived)
# my, how she's grown!
oops!
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:24, archived)
# Do it anyway!
Was it anything like my idea of drawing on armpit hair sprouting out and bullet nips?
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:25, archived)
# Erm
Kinda...
(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:26, archived)
# yes
I was going to make comment about those lovely jubblies

but I won't now
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:27, archived)
# Arf! I wish they were smaller.
15 year olds aren't meant to have back pains.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:30, archived)
# *considers other sorts of pains you might like to try
*thinks better of it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:31, archived)
# I stabbed myself in the finger with a compass needle today.
I blame my pencilcase.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:33, archived)
# pencilcase
if ever a word was needed to sum up the fact that I really shouldn't be in this conversation - that was it.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:34, archived)
# hahahaha me too. I'm logging off
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:36, archived)
# hehehe
(Londingham ., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:36, archived)
# ooh fuck I've logged into flickr again..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:23, archived)
# hahahaha I make that mistake all the time too
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:24, archived)
# What are the girly sizes like?
Im a 16-18 (18 really) but medium t-shirts fit me fine.
Should I go for girl-top or tshirt thanks to my stupid body shape?
(is hoping to lose another stone b4 easter)
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:25, archived)
# No idea.
I got the girl-top and I fit snugly in upto 16 depending on what type of shirt it is (shirts don't fit too well but t-shirts do)

The size on the back says "small/medium" so it all depends on what you think.

It rocks anyway, and I have a nice little furtive badge as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:27, archived)
# I think ill go for the girl top anyways
If it dont fit, ill have to exersise more
*orders*
EDIT-Damn, only smalls left. Will order later then
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:28, archived)
# It's been like that for a long long time
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:35, archived)
# you're listening to 'Blouse Talk' on Radio Girly
for all your girly needs. Tune in tomorrow where we will be discussing why...

girls get their hair cut when they are 'growing it long' and why they spend an hour painting their nails only to wipe it all off again
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:29, archived)
# hahahaha
It makes a nice change though :)

I've noticed that if scantily-clad women pics are posted, the majority go wild but when a scantily-clad man is posted there's an uproar.

Patronise us, give us a break ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:37, archived)
# I think you lovely ladies bring a welcome balance
to this otherwise utterly childish and stupid place.

we boys try that little bit harder.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:39, archived)
# hahaha
Give us a kiss, big boy :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:43, archived)
# Mwaaaaaaaar
have you joined the eDay Landings?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:48, archived)
# The sleeves are incredibly short!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:27, archived)
# Girls tops are like that
When I wear my fave short sleeved top my armpits eat them!
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:31, archived)
# That is a scary thought.
I prefer to wear nice long sleeved shirts. Especially in the winter.

In the summer these are preferable.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:35, archived)
# i want a b3ta
top..but i need one in maternity size so that'll have to wait..what about a b3ta babygro?
(I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 18:29, archived)
# IT`S WRONG TO LOOK AT THE BAPS OF YOUNG GIRLS

DON`T ARREST ME
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:25, archived)
# Allo allo allo
whats all this then? Norks eh? Underage norks? Ah well *joins in*
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:26, archived)
# well I couldn`t exactly miss them :\
/has a teeny monitor in work
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:27, archived)
# Neither could I
and I have a huge monitor!
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:29, archived)
# nowt wrong with window shopping mate
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:27, archived)
# there is when the "window" is still effectively sand!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:27, archived)
# there's no way that's anywhere near close to sand
them's a 38C at least, possibly bigger.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:29, archived)
# I ain`t thinking about that
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:30, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/5526718
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:33, archived)
# Actually..
34 E
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:32, archived)
# !
I feel your pain
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:33, archived)
# Damnit
I wanna go!
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:36, archived)
# I feel sorry for you.
Can't be easy at 15!
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:34, archived)
# My mam says it's Genetic.
She has size 42 G I think.

She is rather overweight though, but my dad likes them.


Plus, I tend to wear reasonably baggy clothes.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:36, archived)
# I bet he does,
I bet he does.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:49, archived)
# the 'orn?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:27, archived)
# fucking cunt, Kirk!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:28, archived)
# Oi! You!
you are nicked..

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:29, archived)
# Arresticate! Arresticate!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:32, archived)
#

(technically)
(Londingham ., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:30, archived)
# christ!

if having young baps thrust in front of me with no choice makes me a paedo..

oh dear

I`d better lube up for a long time in GAOL
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:32, archived)
# I love Monkey Dust.
It's fantastical, or was.

/not been keeping to the tv much lately
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:32, archived)
# I...
...don't get it ?
(I helped save b3ta! spagaroony, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:26, archived)
# And what do you think of it?
The ladies' sleeves are too bloody short, the neck is too high and have limited availability in sizes.

The mens ones are just too big around the shoulders for most ladies.

I dunno who designs the actual T Shirts.

*sniff*


(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:27, archived)
# Sleeves are a bit short.
I usually wear things with necks around about this high, and the limited avaliability is a drag though.

The shirt says "toughshed" or "Mantis"
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:28, archived)
# Wimmin with big bumps
should rather wear V necks. Round necks accentuate big breasts, as do baggy tops.
/Trinny & Suzannah

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:39, archived)
# birds in b3ta t-shirts are HOT
*FACT*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:28, archived)
# *Is wearing b3ta t-shirt*
Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:33, archived)
# *drools*

ooh I`d better run off home before I embarrass myself again!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:34, archived)
# and Sinead is one of the prettiest names
I think you may well be the perfect lady.

(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:35, archived)
# hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:43, archived)
# Have you got a cat on your face?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:46, archived)
# My pussy is somewhere else.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:49, archived)
# It was short lived...
(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:16, archived)
# he's dead too you know
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:16, archived)
# shut it
(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:17, archived)
# you dug the hole Mr.Jester
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:18, archived)
# and he's falling right into that ring of fire he's dug
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:19, archived)
# down, down, down and the flames are getting higher
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:19, archived)
# tru.dat
I try to forget my own stupidity...



What are we talking about?
(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:19, archived)
# ok ladies pick your handbags
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:22, archived)
# blimey!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:23, archived)
# oooh lovely choice sir :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:23, archived)
# WOW!
I love mad bags
My sister got me a Car bag for christmas.

Where's that from
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:26, archived)
#
www.riehle.org/humorous-takes/fun-photos/watering-can-handbag.html
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:27, archived)
# But he lived to be some like onehudrendandeleventy!!11!11oneone.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:17, archived)
# That is Paul Whitehouse from the telly
AICMFP

been in meetings and stuff all day, whats the story with Zelcron or whatever his name is?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:20, archived)
# ??
It's Johnny Cash
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:22, archived)
# Paul Whitehouse is Johnny Cash
AICMFP

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:24, archived)
# I disagree
Johnny Cash is much funnier
(Mucifer I like mooses, best of all the animals, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:53, archived)
#
I was geeking around with a mandelbrot thingy I made, and made a wallpaper:
mandelbrot < clicky
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:14, archived)
# Ooh Pretty
Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:16, archived)
# `tis nice that
I remember trying to render mandelbrot sets on my Amiga years and years ago.. took about an hour

ahh great days
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:26, archived)
# i coded a viewer on my graphical casio
that took a long time too.
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:35, archived)
# Behold Your Black Emperor Wearing a Fairies crown
And holding a cdc obviously
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:11, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
Keep em coming.

Excuse the pun....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:11, archived)
# Who the heck is it?
*lost*
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:27, archived)
# Yes!
*Clicks 'i like this'*
*advises others to do the same*
(Londingham ., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:11, archived)
# I clicked it
because you said to do so
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:13, archived)
# Good!
(Londingham ., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:14, archived)
# Clicked it too.
Dear FP Decision board,

Please FP this, I've already e-mailed a copy to the racist twat but I want to make sure he see's it.

Love and pies

The Doctor

x
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:19, archived)
# erm
i might have emailed it too
(jaffacakes, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:22, archived)
# Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:18, archived)
# OK - will do
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:19, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:24, archived)
# ooh...
(clicks)
(I helped save b3ta! Liquid Crystal, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:23, archived)
# I love the fact he was nice to TUTT
because shes perty



/edit/ or maybe because shes a virgin he can sacrifice?
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:16, archived)
# that's not what I've heard!*





I have in fact heard nothing, nada, not a sausage on this subject at all
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:20, archived)
# rolf mayo!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:16, archived)
# Nice cockage
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:17, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:06, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Woo!
(Londingham ., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:07, archived)
# Pffft!
That kid'll go far
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:08, archived)
# Coffee + This + Monitor = Soaked screen
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:08, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:08, archived)
# Me likee
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:08, archived)
# YES!
WINNNER!!!11
(Dooley, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:10, archived)
# haha i like that
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! diablo290582 Professional.....something., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:11, archived)
# hahahahaha well done!
have a woo and a good old country style yay!
(Could someone click it for me pls - im at work!)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:13, archived)
# hahahahaha cleverific!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:14, archived)
# woo!
classic :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:16, archived)
# Hooray!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:27, archived)
# *sniff sniff*

Smells like bacon

Edit: Seems like I'm not having much luck with b3tards today!
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:03, archived)
# smells like redex
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:03, archived)
# Didn't Nirvana
release that?
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:05, archived)
# no
you're thinking of 'smells like error 404'
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:08, archived)
# Of course
silly me.
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:11, archived)
# You get a redex?
(Londingham ., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:03, archived)
# HAMTOUCHER!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:04, archived)
# oh dear
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! diablo290582 Professional.....something., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:04, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
Your name is Willie!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:05, archived)
# I knew that
Why is it funny?

Eh??

EH???
(I helped save b3ta! diablo290582 Professional.....something., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:06, archived)
# Becasue is sounds like....
....willy. Which is really rude.
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:11, archived)
# Pfft!
This^^^^
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:12, archived)
# Are you american?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:13, archived)
# No
Scottish
(I helped save b3ta! diablo290582 Professional.....something., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:59, archived)
# your post has no picture
how does it smell?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:05, archived)
# of poo
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:06, archived)
# .
Jamaica?
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:06, archived)
# Alaska!
(Londingham ., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:06, archived)
# officially not commenting on this
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:05, archived)
# um
but haven't you just... oh, never mind.
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:07, archived)
# we've entered a time continuum disparancy
we're all going to die
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:08, archived)
# I went yesterdie
/brummie mode
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:10, archived)
# pfffft
LOL!!11111eleventy1!
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:18, archived)
# How many chins?
When you go for a pizza, you shouldn't eat the plate whole too m'dear.
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:07, archived)
# Thought it was a joke...
news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/672852.stm
(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:00, archived)
# No
I knew he was dead. It was in the papers...
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:01, archived)
# god dammit
I'm so confused now...
(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:01, archived)
# and also
on tv a lot
(Sgt Freddy Colon My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:05, archived)
# Yeah
they even cremated him.

Apparently he still hasn't gone out.
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:07, archived)
# have you been frozen in time for a couple of months?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:02, archived)
# ^This
He's applying for a job tomorrow at the Hemel Oil depot, shortly after a meeting with Fred Dibnah...
:)
(Londingham ., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:03, archived)
# and the new Pope was in the Hitler Youth
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:06, archived)
# Pass the dutchie
on the left hand side...
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:16, archived)
# yeah...
had to catch up on Lost...
(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:05, archived)
# its not been on for 6 weeks in the US
back tonight though - huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:02, archived)
# Ha ha
that's fab :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:03, archived)
# That
Is strangely hypnotic...

Must...buy....hoodie y-fronts!
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:03, archived)
# That's pants

*scurries away
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:03, archived)
# who the fuck is that?
I forgot about dre, so I'm no longer "down" with the rappers these days.
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:10, archived)
# Is that Biggie's smalls?
best thing all day.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:10, archived)
# it is indeed
glad you liked it
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:11, archived)
# aaaah
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:18, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:13, archived)
# the pope is dead?
B3ta : first place for deaths and terrorist attack news.
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:03, archived)
# this is so fucking true
I didn't even bother watching telly when they bombed the underground - just came straight here and a stream of satirical/funny/CDC realated images told me everything I needed to know, often before the BBC site had anything to report. smashing.
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:05, archived)
# Don't be sad

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:03, archived)
# cor, nice boots
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:04, archived)
# Yes
the such nice boots
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:04, archived)
# ashally
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:06, archived)
# Heh heh
yes ashally :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:08, archived)
# don't worry
I'm not...
(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:04, archived)
# Penguins rule
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:05, archived)
# Penguins with balloons
rule TWICE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:09, archived)
# OMG WFT!!!111!111ELEVEN1!!11!1
HE'S DEAD???*



*sarcasm
(I helped save b3ta! diablo290582 Professional.....something., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:05, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:13, archived)
# WHOOOOOO HOOOOOOOO
bindun?

(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:59, archived)
# 'cos this is Cilllllllllllllla
Cilla Black...

hahahaha nice!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:00, archived)
# I've seen
a lorra lorra pics of this woman lately. Is this another one of those awful "lookalikes" that don't lookalike?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:01, archived)
# yep
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:09, archived)
#
heh heh heh heh
(Sgt Freddy Colon My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:01, archived)
# yay!

Cilla!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:02, archived)
# Accountable...

yes, but to who and when?
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:51, archived)
# oh god
I think trying to read that blinded me
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:54, archived)
# sorry...
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:56, archived)
# it's ok
very nice by the way
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:58, archived)
# to read it correctly....
.... you have to tip your monitor backwards.
(I helped save b3ta! jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:03, archived)
# Good Evening All - it s time to Away...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:51, archived)
# pffft
(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:52, archived)
# pfffft
he's got man-baps!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:53, archived)
# and
a double-emo...

and a hand growing out of his shoulder
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:55, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:59, archived)
# Imogen is teh sexy
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:53, archived)
# ^this
(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:54, archived)
# Arf!
Woo!

G'night!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 16:56, archived)
# Just go home....
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:07, archived)
# Gah!
Reminded me of this.
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 17:14, archived)

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