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# * whale spotted in the thames*
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(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:45, archived)
# Psst!
That's a tiger, not a whale!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:46, archived)
# i know a whale when i see one!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:49, archived)
# Smart!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:46, archived)
# topshop
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:47, archived)
# i love it!!
he must be going after this
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 16:04, archived)
# *Burp*

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(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:38, archived)
# hahahaha
you loon!

*dances like a chicken* woo yay!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:40, archived)
# crisps & chocolate rofl oh no
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:40, archived)
# oh no!
I like the random bee
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:43, archived)
# What's the most dangerous insect in the world?

The hepatitis bee.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:46, archived)
# Hahaha ROFL!
That word just makes everything better
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:49, archived)
# Hurrah!
for badly drawded cartoons!



(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:40, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:41, archived)
# Ahaha!
ALL of my stuff is badly drawded, 'cause I can't do it any other way!

/Jealous
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:41, archived)
# ahahaha
haahahha#a
hah
ah
ah
ah
ah
a
*dies again*
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:42, archived)
# Hah! top.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:42, archived)
# I'm
gonna give that a second woo, woo :¬)
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:43, archived)
# yes indeed
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:46, archived)
# more
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:59, archived)
# Arf :¬)
Mmmmmmm, galaxy...
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:42, archived)
# Mmmm!


(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:44, archived)
# And a late
'ning to your very good self, sir :¬)
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:45, archived)
# that's not me!
*paniks*
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:44, archived)
# *soothes*


(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:47, archived)
# Dont
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:49, archived)
# *Picnics with her*
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:53, archived)
# hahahaaa
I had a meeting with clients today, whose company name is initialised thus: CDCC

I spent the whole meeting holding back a purile snigger
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:46, archived)
# And
I saw a car registration plate the other day that was

A1CM5P
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:48, archived)
# and I saw a cloud that looked
like ROLF MAYO!


(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:51, archived)
# i saw
H4XXR on a big merc
who says extortion doesn't pay
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 16:01, archived)
# this took far too long...

(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:36, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Worth the wait!


(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:37, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Excellent!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:43, archived)
# that took me AAAAAAAAAGES

i'm having a slow day - ok!!?
woo yay!!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:43, archived)
# *points* haha!
*huggles*
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:46, archived)
# hahaha
were you looking for me earlier btw?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:46, archived)
# yes
Your Laurel and Hardy post!

I had the same idea last night ;(
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:49, archived)
# Since I've been gone...
this is like my 5th animation evar.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:35, archived)
# s'good though
woo
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:40, archived)
# it took ages!
*feels slow*

*dies*
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:41, archived)
# fantastic
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:41, archived)
# Time for a friday dance!
BOOM TSH BOOM TSH BOOM TSH.....repeat ad infinitum!
in a youth style!
....
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:33, archived)
# yay!
woo!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:34, archived)
# ahahahahaha!
*loads shotgun*

he is a bit too cute to be a chav..
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:34, archived)
# yay!
*gets down*
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:36, archived)
# Woo! Yay!
*repeats ad infinitum*


(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:36, archived)
# I like his cap the best
because it is mirror friendly, therefore insulting him via the means of reflection constantly.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:37, archived)
# Funky
:¬)
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:37, archived)
# feckin ace
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:48, archived)
# Cabooooooooom
The London whale explodes whilst being transported to a fish tank in Wembley.



(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:26, archived)
# Jonah had a scooter?
Wow.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:26, archived)
# BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:42, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:27, archived)
# Dont get too mad at me, Im quite new (shock horror) 'round here..
But what is a Ham toucher?


*Puts on Hardhat*
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:28, archived)
#
Somebody who touches hams.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:30, archived)
# did he really have to ask that?
sheesh - what a hamtoucher
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:31, archived)
#
Somebody has to do it, so it might aswell be you.

*points finger*
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:31, archived)
# My Predictor-o-meter
has just exploded.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:32, archived)
# Google?
*Yay me! title of newsletter, yet again!*

*is a little put out not to have any recognition, yet again.*
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:31, archived)
# Mmmm ham
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:32, archived)
# I see
B3ta caption competition time?

"What time is it?"

"Time you touched some Ham"

"LOL!"
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:33, archived)
# OMG WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!?1!1?!?1/1/1/!/!?1/124/12341984120-94-fdsnfskhfahdasjksahdjkhkjh *dead*
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:39, archived)
# False Alarm



*Was shopping before the post below, btw, sorry in adv*
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:20, archived)
# Nicely done
/was going to shop Vanessa Feltz but thought against it after seeing the amount of whale posts
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:23, archived)
# Thats the thing...
Every time I think of something,
by the time Ive shopped something, some other fooker pops up first, thus making me look a tit!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:24, archived)
# i was going to do
Danny Baker...
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:34, archived)
# Hate Google Earth.
Bagdad appears at a higher res than my town!

(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:16, archived)
# Yeah,
but has your town been thoroughly satellite mapped in preparation for air strikes?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:18, archived)
# Point.
....I am now glad.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:19, archived)
# Unless you live in Launceston
*readies strikeforce*
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:20, archived)
# heh I just have this image of
missles plotted by Google maps. i do hear the API is pretty good.

my town looks pretty good
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:19, archived)
#
thats the only way congleton could look good!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:33, archived)
# hehe true
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:34, archived)
# the whole of lincolnshire is a green blur
yours is much better than mine :(
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:18, archived)
# no
that close to Birmingham, everything looks fuzzy . . .


(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:19, archived)
# hopefully soon
they'll get some better photos of rural england.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:19, archived)
# Or just link to MultiMap's
theirs aren't too bad
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:26, archived)
# If we could send the telescope a long, long way away at a speed faster than light
we could get photos of the ancient world.

Great.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:28, archived)
# It's quite random
one of the few places in scotland that has a good resolution is the tiny village i grew up in

http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=q&hl=en&q=congleton&btnG=Search&ll=53.163961,-2.210011&spn=0.018319,0.054245&t=k
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:22, archived)
# you don't fool me
that's congleton
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 16:02, archived)
# I tried to find my old student house in Middlesbrough-
it's reasonably high-res until just before it.
CONSPIRACY!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:25, archived)
# Be very glad.
It means King George is not looking at you.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:27, archived)
#
the whole of the UK needs remapping, as most of it is atleast 3yrs old. No Manchester Stadium, Still the Old Wembley, and no AShburton Grove.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:32, archived)
# yeah it's terrible
my first car is parked on my drive

I DON'T EVEN OWN A CAR ANYMORE
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:46, archived)
#
exactly. If their gonna do it, you may as well do it right. Why can't they just allow us to control the satellite thingies via the interweb, and look where we like, when we want?!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:53, archived)
# www.googleearthhacks.com
has downloads of all the newer places, and cool stuff like underground maps
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 16:44, archived)
# Edinburgh
Outskirts: high res
Whole of city: low res.

Shite!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:35, archived)
# i can see my house and garden on google earth
however it was taken before i bought the house so there is a different car in the drive.

i've just seen my old uni house and i can makeout the tarpalin we put over a skate ramp we built in the back garden.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:43, archived)
# Crap

Sorry
Bored
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:11, archived)
# RIS
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:13, archived)
# RIS?
What's that mean?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:15, archived)
# MORONS
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:18, archived)
# I don't know
What RIS means either...
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:23, archived)
# seamless!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:14, archived)
# I love these
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:21, archived)
#
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:15, archived)
# fontmash!
tip for news-mashes, view the source of the page, edit the HTML, rebuilt any stylesheet references, save as a file and then load the file into a browser window

your new story will be in the correct font, and have the correct spacing etc, e.g..

(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:28, archived)
# ach
I used to do that. Install Nvu and wysiwyig edit it.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:30, archived)
# this is how we learn!
I am downloading it now
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:36, archived)
# ...
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(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:10, archived)
# No.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:36, archived)
# Snaps from phone
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:08, archived)
# Yay!
nice magenta smarties you've got there!

edit: wow! a BUS!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:09, archived)
# your colon is broken.
in the url.

(sorry, couldn't resist)
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:10, archived)
# Cool CDMC!
That link sends me to the Microsoft website.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:10, archived)
# Ooops
Fixed now. Grovel grovel grovel
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:11, archived)
# yaay
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:51, archived)
# ...!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:05, archived)
# Hatstand
Woo.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:06, archived)
# hee hee
the Donkey's expression amuses me.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:06, archived)
# pffft!
needs more magenta
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:06, archived)
# Hahaha!
I loved that cartoon as a nipper.

Woo!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:06, archived)
# that made me choke on my soluble cocodamol
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:07, archived)
# Ahahahaha.
Cocking excellent!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:08, archived)
# More voyager problems
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:02, archived)
# captains log...
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:04, archived)
# pffft!
someone had to
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:10, archived)
# yeah, we never invite the captain over anymore...
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:29, archived)
# have a newsletter
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:01, archived)
# Why thank you
With this newsletter you are truly spoiling us.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:01, archived)
# Whales?
Didn't think so.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:03, archived)
# It's got Brian peppers
Soon to top of ytmnd thanks ti b3ta
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:09, archived)
# I dun' wan' it!
Never mind! Floating dog link - Yay
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:03, archived)
# cheers I shall take a nosey
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:03, archived)
# I forgot it was Friday
Not only do I get a new Newsletter but my girlfriend will be up soon.


Oh wait, the second one might not be so great :)
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:03, archived)
# ta
brightened up my office, that has. My office has no natural light...
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:05, archived)
# Thank you
*puts behind ear for later*
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:06, archived)
# Star Trek Sims?
Is there anything MORE spoddy?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:08, archived)
# nothing
but the spacky dancing makes it for me
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:20, archived)
# Try the talk board!
..oh wait a sec..
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:10, archived)
# Yay! The pixelmash experiment is featured :)
Cheers, Rob!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:11, archived)
# hooray i made it in,
score.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:20, archived)
#
Image hosting by Photobucket
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:52, archived)
# Arf :)
I hear those chaps can make each others asses big..
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:53, archived)
# teh gay:
to widen the circle of one's friends
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:59, archived)
# Fnarr fnarr!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:08, archived)
# your ass is big, but it could be... BIGGER!
sorry...
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:56, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:59, archived)
# woo ha
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:08, archived)
# I may have read the reports wrong...


but Londoners are advised to watch out for vowels mysteriously disappearing from cockney rhyming slang.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:38, archived)
# RIS?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:39, archived)
# i'm going out on my bike now
to try and get a photo of this whale

if i'm not back within an hour, someone call the rnli
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:41, archived)
# *Steps into the well placed gap*

Sponsor me on my run for the RNLI:


www.justgiving.com/manley


and I'll show you a shit animation.

.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:45, archived)
#
£648.31 seems a rather specific fundraising target to be aiming for...

[edit - I shall donate later when I find my credit card]
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:47, archived)
# I just made it up.
it was 127.31 but I passed that yesterday.

*Counts the number of people who have bookmarked the page and never returned*

*runs out of digits*


EDIT - I am not, for one moment, suggesting that you are like those others, mind.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:56, archived)
# For someone who has been
watching the bbc front page all day, I have totally missed this.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:42, archived)
# it's breaking news
I think
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:48, archived)
# The BBC are asking us to name the whale now
because the whatever the BBC declares must be fact.....

(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:59, archived)
# It is...
Charles!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:02, archived)
# Great minds and fools etc...


Had just uploaded when I spotted yours :0
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:42, archived)
# Heh
That source pic's going around a bit today!

Yours is nicerly done though.

I may go and set Squirlz on one of these whale pics...
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:44, archived)
# Wasn't this a joke
Danny Baker played on his radio show a while ago?

He was told by the police to deny it after the Embankment was brought to a standstill.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:54, archived)
# one for latin fans
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:36, archived)
# Laudas
you singular praise.

incidently, what's the cockpit thingy in the background, top centre?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:37, archived)
# i'll cum recte you in a minute
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:39, archived)
# Ubique
Quo fas et gloria ducunt.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:40, archived)
# hehehe
you said cockpit!!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:40, archived)
# must be a reflection or something
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:41, archived)
# It looks as though the source pic is from a waxworks or something similiar
and I imagine the reflection shows another exhibit
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:41, archived)
# ooooooooh
that hurts
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:37, archived)
# Bad man
woo!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:38, archived)
# Is est plurimus praecedo
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:56, archived)
# Last one...
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:34, archived)
# trust you
arf!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:34, archived)
# Hey slow down
You're eating into all the hummus reserves and everybody else wants some..
Fantastic stuff!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:35, archived)
# mindpiss
I was just posting a link to this further down the board:

www.perp.com/whale/video.html

(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:35, archived)
# an internet classic
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:38, archived)
# I think that is the original GC
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:39, archived)
# don't be so hasty
that whale may simply be a Brazillian electrician!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:36, archived)
# ha ha
"Call me Sir Ian Blair"
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:37, archived)
# he's going to
BLOW UP THE OCEAN!!!!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:37, archived)
# Ooh!
Goody! A whale post!


(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:37, archived)
# what's wrong with those?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:38, archived)
# I believe the correct reply to this comment is...
"Why don't you fcuk off"

;-)
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:38, archived)
# Hehehe!


(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:42, archived)
# but a QUALITY whale post
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:38, archived)
# Yes
I'm having a whale of a time looking at it.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:41, archived)
# Every post the Great Architect makes
brings porpoise to my meaningless existence
I think whale kipper whelk deserved congrats on standby for everything he does
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:42, archived)
# *promotes Foldsfive up a rank*
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:43, archived)
# he's now a Right Ranker . . .

C];0)


(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:46, archived)
# Arf :)
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:50, archived)
# said Jonathan Ross!
;)
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:54, archived)
# that gets my seal of approval
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:42, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha!
He's hiding behind a protester! Look out!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:43, archived)
# LOLZAROTTI!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:32, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:33, archived)
# I fucking love these
never ever stop
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:34, archived)
# comedy genius..move over jimmy carr
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:34, archived)
# haha!
that policeman looks like leonardo dicaprio
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:34, archived)
# arf!
That's my daughter every afternoon!!!


woo
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:34, archived)
# A bit weird this on.
he appears to be being bobby buggered for a bit.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:34, archived)
# thats what i thought at first
our minds be in the gutter
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:36, archived)
# oh no,
it's all perfectly innocent, he's simply bending his knees like what all coppers do.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:39, archived)
# ....
in Dixon of Dock Green :)
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:00, archived)
# Bwaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahah
Bloody hell, I actually laughed out loud at this one.
Crap puns rock.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:35, archived)
# LOL!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:36, archived)
# lol!

I swear the copper bounces more with each one
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:37, archived)
# *hahahahahahaha*
oh my god, that was a bit unexpected!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:46, archived)
# hahahahaha
I love these to bits :)
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:59, archived)
# Did I Read this right?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:31, archived)
# mat i be the first to say
pffft
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:32, archived)
# Yes you mat
:P
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:25, archived)
# unfortunately not
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:32, archived)
# Why do you want giant princes in the thames?
?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:33, archived)
# its unfortunate that this particular "Wales" was not in the Thames
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:39, archived)
#
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 15:02, archived)
# hahaha
even your cut and shunt posts have great reflections!
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:33, archived)
# nice
reflection
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:33, archived)
# Groan
Me thinks today is a topical moment for some antique glasscock.

On of the funniest video clips in the history of stuff:

perp.com/whale/

(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:34, archived)
# My god
I've just finished an almost-identical pun with the same pic!

Wooyay nonetheless
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:36, archived)
# sorry
post here:
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:39, archived)
# Very well


Different Wales, mind.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:41, archived)
# et tu Bilbous!


(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:38, archived)
# too too long, but:

/runs
(, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 14:41, archived)

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