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# I'm off. Have a good one of these wee things
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:56, archived)
# Yays!
T'ra, have a good weekend
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:58, archived)
# aurevoir
cabbage fucker
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:59, archived)
[challenge entry] compo
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(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:55, archived)
# Hahahaha
She'd LOVE that.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:55, archived)
# voodoo priests have been at work here
woo
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:10, archived)
# He he
Al teh seamz
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:12, archived)
# suck my internet dick it's the fucking newsletter you cyber cunts
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:52, archived)
# .
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:53, archived)
# *sucks*
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:53, archived)
# Hurrah, I can waste some more time now
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:53, archived)
# Sucking Rob's ginger dick?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:58, archived)
# *bites*
*chokes*

(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:54, archived)
# OH YOU'RE
SO NICE TO US!

CUNT!!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:55, archived)
# Hurrah!
*picks teeth*
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:56, archived)
# ever the mild mannered user of the english language ;)
yay to you ya cocknobbler!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:58, archived)
# thank you, sir.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:00, archived)
# hahahahaha how polite!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:02, archived)
# Hurrah!
there goes the last half hour of work
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:02, archived)
# Adventures in Illustrator part 3
INVISIBUNNY

(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:51, archived)
# He's not invisible. I can see him!
Woo!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:52, archived)
# Ace
And cute.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:56, archived)
# what's that? aquatic creature in the capital???
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:43, archived)
# yay
those are great fun in swimming pools
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:44, archived)
# what, Eiffel Towers? great username!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:45, archived)
# I can honestly say
I have never been in a swimming pool with an Eiffel Tower in it.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:45, archived)
# hehehe
want a sponge?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:46, archived)
# no!
i meant the water, ah i dont know, an inflatable eiffel tower, what next? a large aquatic mammal in the middle of london, i swear, the day that happens ill eat a live kitten
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:47, archived)
# you ate a live kitten -7 days ago.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:48, archived)
# i dont know what happened 7 days ago
i was only born on tuesday
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:50, archived)
# I bet it wasn't alive for long
unless you swallowed it whole, I hope you de-clawed it first or it'll be playing merry hell with your insides.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:50, archived)
# oh bugger.....
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:51, archived)
# Yay!
TJ: Just got off the phone with the BBC. The head honcho wasn't too impressed but the guy who runs the magazine (where the quiz was) thought it was ace and took my details. :)
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:46, archived)
# HOORAY!!!!!!
excellent! Build on this!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:46, archived)
# Although the downside was
I had to promise not to do another BBC shop.

"We take a very dim view of this sort of thing."

"So dim you actually use the spoof on your own site???"
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:48, archived)
# you could always make them under a different name
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:49, archived)
# ^
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:52, archived)
# what????
you mean I'll have to do all your shopping?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:49, archived)
# that's insane!
they use it but hate it.

You had your fingers crossed, right?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:50, archived)
# I know
He admitted it was funny too, but said their policy is to always 'track down' the people behind such things. Which you, sir, might wish to be aware of.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:53, archived)
# excellent
I look forward to being tracked.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:54, archived)
# I was planning to put all mine
in an easy to find gallery tomorrow.
With my name and address on the bottom...

As Pachey said earlier, parody is a valid defence!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:57, archived)
# I said that to the bloke at the BBC
He said the danger was in people thinking they're real, at which I expressed no small amount of surprise.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:00, archived)
# So why do the show Dead Ringers on TV, for example?
I'm always confused by whether that's real!

Let's parody their arses until they bleed, or somesuch!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:09, archived)
# Fuck them
we pay license we own copyright

Beeb fonts anyone?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:11, archived)
# you don't need the fonts
but it's arial/helvetica/sans serif
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:13, archived)
# Cheers
Got them and will do summat moore amusing than this next time.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:23, archived)
# Yay!
Good work
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:46, archived)
# oh no
if he got your details that means hes going to come round and nick your idea, then kill you before you can patent it!

fool!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:48, archived)
# Fantabulous!
Congratumalations!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:48, archived)
# thats so as they know
where to send the hitman around to...**

I'd lock my doors if i was you.

or move.









**may not be true


Edit:
jaysus H mindpissed again....
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:49, archived)
# s'wot I said!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:51, archived)
# yes I know.... thats what mindpissed means...
.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:52, archived)
# hey talking about piss
i drank 2 pints of piss the other night
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:54, archived)
# Yay!
Congrats hunny.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:52, archived)
# Thanks
SugarSpun.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:57, archived)
# Je t'aime, spacker.

woo!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:51, archived)
# you Spacker!!!!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:52, archived)
# lol
i like the desert island pic in profile
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:53, archived)
# Hahaha
He looks like a happy chappie
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:53, archived)
# You're Wrong!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:31, archived)
# You are a liar.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:32, archived)
# He's a handsome fellow
Woo for this.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:32, archived)
# pissed off though
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:41, archived)
# Wouldn't you be if someone was
holding onto your neck and telling you you should wear a tie?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:54, archived)
# The unusual truth i'm afraid
same goes for numbats, except they wear tuxedos
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:32, archived)
# Best thing I have seen today
Have a book on how to get rid of unwanted gifts
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:32, archived)
# Does it include :
"fire the offending gift from a 17th century naval cannon"

that one always makes you a hit with the ladies
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:34, archived)
# 'Give them away as prizes'
Shirley?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:35, archived)
# When I said it was a book,
its actually more of a pamphlet with that written on in large letters
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:37, archived)
# this is good
*clickety click*
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:33, archived)
# haha
nice tie

and is that what this is?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:33, archived)
# indeed
the answer is in the filename as usual!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:35, archived)
# i see
*sees*
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:37, archived)
# so are you the artist formerly known as Mr Logic?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:43, archived)
# yip, why?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:11, archived)
# just wondering
it was in the url of one of your pic posts earlier
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:58, archived)
# Is the caption missing the word "does" at the end
by any chance?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:35, archived)
# pft...
I had to scroll back up to get it.
:)
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:35, archived)
# Sorry,
I know... I am a little slow today.

Well, actually not just today, come to think of it.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:37, archived)
# Hmmm
Looks more like a possum to me.

Edit: Just checked filename. Feels foolish.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:39, archived)
# an opossum - shirley?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:41, archived)
# As it would appear, yes
I was not actually aware these were two seperate species, at most two classifications for types of the same species. Well, googling "possum" turns up these furry bastards anyway, so I'm not to bothered by the mistake.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:46, archived)
[challenge entry] In a Woman's World...
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:30, archived)
# Hahaha
Absolutely yes.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:30, archived)
# 100%
correctedley
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:31, archived)
# hehehehe
thats a fine tub of hummus you have there.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:31, archived)
# ^
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:31, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:31, archived)
# smashing
and great expression
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:32, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahaha
brilliant!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:33, archived)
# ha ha!
Nicely shopped! And so, so true
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:35, archived)
# hahaha
ace.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:36, archived)
# pffft
If you do ask questions does it make you less of a man?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:48, archived)
# There is no point
in asking for directions as no man has ever gotten lost. We always know exactly where we are going.
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 7:30, archived)
[challenge entry] It's a woman's world

too subtle? too rubbish?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:29, archived)
# second one
im afraid
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:30, archived)
# thought so
ah well, took all of about 10 seconds!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:32, archived)
# pfft.
Too Pitty.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:31, archived)
# yay
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:36, archived)
# haha!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:44, archived)
# i dont like you
you got an FP before i did
well done


git
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:45, archived)
# Pea for relevance
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:55, archived)
# fwap
fwap fwap
falls over
fwaps
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:58, archived)
# Not the response I was looking for
but cheers anyway, it is B3TA
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:13, archived)
#
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:25, archived)
# ha ha
Kevin, thou shall not buy your clothes at topshop again.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:26, archived)
# rofl
what a twat wearing a nice old cardigan which probably ost about £40 and could have bought from salvation army shop for about £2
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:28, archived)
# but his wouldn't smell of wee
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:30, archived)
# not till the morning
anyway
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:30, archived)
# Kevin is allergic to trams
AICMFP
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:27, archived)
# He He
your answer to the cult Q was excellent BTW
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:30, archived)
#
*evil laughs*
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:34, archived)
# hohoho!


cheerio
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:31, archived)
# lol
rofl
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:32, archived)
# nice one duke
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:36, archived)
# more like
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:40, archived)
# hahaa
quick work
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:41, archived)
# write this bit of the newsletter for me please - my mind has gone blank and I'm staring at the screen going ARGH
: STAR IN NEXT WEEK'S ISSUE

Make something cool and tell us about it. If
you are in it then people will see your stuff.

Things we'd really like to see include

* XXX

* XXX

* XXX

EDIT: Thanks everyone. Plenty of useful suggestions.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:18, archived)
# A really shit flash movie with a baby and llamas and the arc de triumph
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:19, archived)
# ..
*roadkill dinner - dead animals turned into lunch
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:19, archived)
#
* BRITISH ROADKILL CUISINE - can you live on
a diet of hedgehogs and kittens? No cheating
and running them over on purpose.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:22, archived)
# you
do an issue on roadkill, but leave out squirrels? AMATEURS!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:27, archived)
# Has this not been done, or did i see it somewhere else?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:23, archived)
# I think I remember
hearing about some restaurant in the US somewhere that serves only roadkill. May have been a dream though, it's hard to tell sometimes.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:25, archived)
# I'm sure there was a tv program about someone
who lived on roadkill, or a cookbook or something
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:27, archived)
# hehe this
reminds me of Baseketball. "ROADKILL!! caught on tape".
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:24, archived)
# Letters to the managers of chain department stores
accusing them of having nicked your socks after you took them off to test the rugs, and demanding a free pair in recompense.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:20, archived)
# A shed made entirely out of wafers
ice cream shoes

A full sized boat made from corks

use only a spork for a month

wear a Dick Beattie costume for a whole week

(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:20, archived)
# ^ All of these
And a scale model of a Redwood tree made entirely out of matchsticks.

Then set it alight..

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(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:22, archived)
# i like
your little bouncy monkey beer!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:30, archived)
# All of these
Sorted.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:23, archived)
# Use only a spork for a month?
Even to wank?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:39, archived)
# Skeletor, Cobra Comm and Mumrah go to College
The deadly triumvirate of evil study for their MBA, in the hope that their plans may come off better in future.

Or someone going to great lengths to run a comlpicated experiment, only for me to point out that their initial logic was flawed and their conclusion should read "I am uh Joey". I then get upset and decide that IWILL NEVER READ THE NEWSLETTER AGAIN COS THE STANDARD IS SLIPPAGE.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:20, archived)
#
* Gourmet fast food creations

(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:21, archived)
# An entire waistcoat
fashioned from ham fat.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:21, archived)
# Oi
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:21, archived)
# You oied?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:26, archived)
# Aaaah
Okay then...*shuffles off*
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:27, archived)
# Poutine by post.
A new mail order company specialising in the Canadian delicacy.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:22, archived)
# a helecoptor, a bridge and a diver
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:21, archived)
# A picture of the worst pile of washing up ever
(inspired by my not washing up for 4 days)
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:21, archived)
# errrmmmm....
Sexy Nuns ?

or

A picture of the spacktard that collects the trollies at your local supermarket
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:21, archived)
# A film of you tying one of your friends up,
angering a group of swans and setting them on him to see how much damage they can do
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:22, archived)
# DIY Tampon Kit
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:22, archived)
# Live robbery
Shoot yourself with your mobile phone while robbing a house with no mask.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:22, archived)
# A picture of a Whale in the Seine.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:22, archived)
# or a dolphin in denial
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:28, archived)
# A game involving a kitten with a cold
You have to wipe up its snot before it drips onto your lap. Loose points every time it sneezes.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:22, archived)
# sweet
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:23, archived)
# Awwwwww
Thats lully. But also a little bit ick.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:23, archived)
# Personally it brings back too many bad memories.
a kitten sneezed on me once when he had a cold, snot all ove rmy jeans, and to make matters worse there was a girl i quite fancied in the room. Not that it made a difference - i was 12, and hadn't a clue.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:31, archived)
# Man Boob competition
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:22, archived)
# ^This^
Maybe being measured in a lingerie department for a bra.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:25, archived)
# Dunno
but have this in relation to the rude things on easter eggs thing you did a couple of weeks back
www.w92.info/romance/

Its 2 years old now so some of the links dont work but it kicks their asses
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:23, archived)
# a job for me
that pays shit loads and doesnt involve moving too much.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:23, archived)
# An ice sculpture
of Greenland, made on a scale of 1 inch = 1 inch
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:24, archived)
# oooh
I'll have a go at that tonight!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:26, archived)
# *tries*
*runs out of ice*
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:29, archived)
# Worst mould related growth you can muster.
I have a sealed Thermos flask with approx a cups worth of milky coffee inside, that has been on my desk since 2 weeks before Xmas. I reckon that might be a good contender for mould of the month. Not to mention the hefty vacuum it will have created.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:24, archived)
# Oof
Brave opening it, send pictures.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:26, archived)
# see how many people it takes out
*take more pictures*
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:27, archived)
# Hahaha
Stick it in the middle of a shopping centre on saturday

open

...

profit.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:29, archived)
# Something with spunk in it somewhere for the ladies
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:26, archived)
# What I'd like to see
ROYAL FIGHTING GAME - Want to see Prince Charles pull out the heart of the Queen Mother in a Flash-based fighting game? So do I! Get making it. Extra credit due if you can kill Princess Diana with a car.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:25, archived)
# Weapon of choice
for Charles being a fox skull, of course
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:28, archived)
# Alternative power sources
Is it possible to power your house using a dynamo and the pressure from the water mains?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:25, archived)
# a
website that lets you MMS photos the random street cats around where you live. Therefore enabling other visitors to list cats in their postcode. So you can keep tabs on them in case they gang up start mugging people.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:25, archived)
# this! ^
keep tabbies on them! pffft
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:27, archived)
# this^
its the only sane idea
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:27, archived)
# would that be a cat-alogue then?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:37, archived)
# Get people to touch ham and take photos of them
In OngBak Tony Jaa jumps over a car without touching it - what can you jump over without touching?

Try and get a tagged image to go viral
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:26, archived)
# A baby panda saying "yee-ha"
A frenchman looking shifty

Three irate bank staff after an old woman has soiled a chair.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:26, archived)
# You
Live an interesting life.
:)
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:29, archived)
# Yes but
I've only seen one of these things
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:31, archived)
# a visual dictionary of euphamisms for private parts
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:26, archived)
#
see how much you can fit in your mouth

wear your clothes back to front at work in a "Kriss-Kross" stylee

appear on national or local telly holding an amusing meme-related sign
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:26, archived)
# Scale models of things
but scaled up to the real size!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:27, archived)
# A bit like this you mean?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:32, archived)
# Cheese made from the milk of ladies.
Mmm...


DIY curcumcisions, in pictures.

pictures of your mum in saucy underwear.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:27, archived)
#
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(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:29, archived)
# Profile
qotw answers.
the shame.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:31, archived)
# eat only baked beans for a week.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:29, archived)
#
: STAR IN NEXT WEEK'S ISSUE

Make something cool and tell us about it. If
you are in it then people will see your stuff.

Things we'd really like to see include

* WHAT B3TA PEOPLE HAVE BEEN MAKING THIS WEEK

* SITES IN BRIEF
Stuff we like that wasn't made by our mates.

* B3TA IMAGE CHALLENGE
Results from 'womens world' Challenge
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:30, archived)
# ..
FURRY FIGHT-BACK
Shave your pets then dress them up in tiny human clothes and get them to dry hump each other, like people do. Take snaps or write bad fan fiction about it and send the results in.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:30, archived)
# Gets my vote
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:32, archived)
# settle the question that has been niggling at us all:

have more b3tans died from drug overdose
or plane crash?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:35, archived)
# ..
STUDENT KITCHEN
All students are dirty. And sponges. I took an air sample of our kitchen at university and the tutor was perturbed at the amount of bacteria and fungi that had grown in a day. But how much of a health hazard lurks in your kitchen? Send us your filthy photos.

edit: arses, should have read the entire thread, already been submitted.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:36, archived)
# africanised bees
playing ska
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:40, archived)
# yes YES yes YES yes YES yes YES yes YES yes YES
yes YES yes YES yes YES yes YES yes YES yes YES yes YES yes YES yes YES yes YES yes YES
yes YES yes YES yes YES
yes YES yes YES yes YES yes YES yes YES yes YES
yes YES yes YES yes YES yes YES
yes YES yes YES yes YES yes YES yes YES yes YES
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:50, archived)
# Lesbians
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:44, archived)
# an Alvin Stardust
comeback tour
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:18, archived)
# He's only got 2 bar(d)s rofl
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:16, archived)
# ahahahahah
woo
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:17, archived)
# wooo :D
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:21, archived)
# Hsahahahahaa
Thats more than ace *clicks*
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:21, archived)
# hahahahahah
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:21, archived)
# hahaha
that's so great
i shant be able to go to sheffield tomorrow :(
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:22, archived)
# aww. never mind hunny,
we shall see you soon no doubt. x
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:24, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:22, archived)
# What a geezer
He's obviously down the tavern with his homie Mercutio
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:26, archived)
# a woo
and a yay!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:53, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:06, archived)
# zis is tremendous!
however, for ze record - wherefore means why, not wherabouts.
:@ )
U C shes 1ndrin y e + 2 b a montague, er fmlys nmes
o never mind....
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 19:09, archived)
# I thought the same thing
I feel very very sad
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 20:58, archived)
# hehe, I know. :)
/former english student.

let's just put it down to poetic licence. ;)
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 22:01, archived)
# Well FP'd
woo and yay
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 19:33, archived)
# pfft! and arf!

"wherefore" means "why".
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:49, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 18:59, archived)
[challenge entry] In 1972
a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These women promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A-Team.

Face, "Howling Madge" Murdock, Hanny and BA Baracus are:

(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:16, archived)
# brdrdrdrdrdrdrddr
dun da der da da der
danna da der dun diddle un dun dun dun
etc
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:19, archived)
# Afternoon' Wham touchers
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:10, archived)
# only one is gay
is that right?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:11, archived)
# No i think it's the one on the left
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:12, archived)
# One loves teh spam javelin.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:14, archived)
# manspam
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:15, archived)
# Que?
Andy is sooo cool, y'know?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:11, archived)
# thank you
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:13, archived)
# wham split up because one of them left
100% of fact!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:12, archived)
# with these facts
you are really spoiling us!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:17, archived)
# Nicely done.
*fails to make a 'potted meat' joke*
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:13, archived)
# Ho ho ho. They look so happy to be on the side of a salted meat product!
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(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:16, archived)
# hey
that looks like the little dudes in my profile
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:24, archived)
# Tedious Wham pearoast
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:20, archived)
# dont open the can!
good pic dude
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:24, archived)
# Whale in the Thames
Can someone gif-ize this for me? I will host and edit if so :)

www.cat-biscuit.com/whale.swf
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:09, archived)
# WHALE IN THE THAMES
QUICK SOMEONE CALL THE COASTGUARD!!!!!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:11, archived)
# quick - someone buy a watering can
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:12, archived)
# that's part 2
! part 3 is sEabay
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:14, archived)
# oooh
how rare....
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:12, archived)
# So does it have
a tune to go with it,then? It's very happy, and I like it, btw.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:14, archived)
# oooh
open to suggestions
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:18, archived)
# Well it works quite well with
"The Famous Polka" by They Might Be Giants
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:27, archived)
# File; Publish settings; select gif; select gif tab; adjust settings; Publish
Although any movie clip library objects will not animate themselves
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:14, archived)
# yes, that's the problem :(
image ready might do the trick. I can't get it under 900k even with 16 colours and non-animating whale *cry*

and Flash is the only image editing software I can get my filthy mitts on
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:17, archived)
# Remove every other frame, reduce the size
and make it lossy.

Personally I prefer the look of flash as it is because gifs are a nightmare if they have a large number of frames.

One pic I did was about 20k as a swf but 300k as a gif.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:22, archived)
# quack !
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:20, archived)
# Hello! I can't stay...
but I did find this modest collection of tidy Star Wars images and wanted to share:
www.starwarsguiden.net/guide/karakterer/

Oh, and I made this for you:
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:05, archived)
# arf!
hello Tutt
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:07, archived)
#
shhh - i'm not here
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:08, archived)
# Where are you then?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:15, archived)
# oh my
she's a pretty little thing
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:08, archived)
# great stuff!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:09, archived)
# Hahahaha!
That suits him surprisingly well.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:14, archived)
# I like this :)
Yes I do.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:15, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:15, archived)
# lmfaowtfomgbbq.
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(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:20, archived)
# What is your rabbit doing to that carrot?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:25, archived)
# this.
AAAAAAAAARRRGG ugh ugh gu hg uhuhuhuhuuuuuuuhhhhh fwockfwcokak splumt
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:29, archived)
# i like this one
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:23, archived)
# fascinated
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:04, archived)
# WOO YAY!
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(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:05, archived)
# Beep!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:09, archived)
# rp
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:06, archived)
# Inspired by an earlier Dave post

and it's just as bad
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:00, archived)
# UHT Milk
tastes foul.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:02, archived)
# Correct!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:03, archived)
# can you make cheese out of uht milk?
and what would it taste of, come to think of it could you make cheese out of human milk?

theres a newsletter challenge for ya!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:08, archived)
# this guy's ahead of you
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:11, archived)
# I want some lady cheese!!!!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:12, archived)
# That is hilarious!
I love the line, "My goal would ultimately be to identify a large set of mostly-vegan
lactating women to use as milk sourcers". Not one you often hear at the water-cooler.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:15, archived)
# (2) Curdling obstacle
5. Profit!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:17, archived)
# shouldn't be too hard to find
alot of nursing ladies make foods stuffs..ice lollies from breastmilk are very handy for teething little one's..and some Dr has started drinking it cos he's got cancer and breastmilk contains proteins that can kill cancer *and* te h bad AIDS too!!
Nothing stopping you from trying yourself. In fact that should be a b3ta newsletter challenge..to have a male reader induce lactation!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:02, archived)
# dont think u can out of UHT
cos all the little bacterium have been killed in the heating proccess

but human milk on the other hand.....
.....all i can think of is the profit....*rubs hands together*
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:11, archived)
# theoretically yes
as the UHT stands for Ultra Heat Treatment which heats the milk to a stupidly hot temperature and then cools it rapidly thus killing bad bacteria, but it should still be possible to use rennet to seperate the curds from the whey, and thus be on the road to cheese making.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:11, archived)
# we've only got UHT milk left
and nobody wants that..... because its shoite!

WOO!!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:07, archived)
# ...
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 15:59, archived)
# what teh fuck is that?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:00, archived)
# Tasmanian devil identit?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:01, archived)
# no - it's santa's beard after it went wild...
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:02, archived)
# looks more like
a bandicoot
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:10, archived)
# No way
bandicoots dont wear ties
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:17, archived)
# what!
not even on formal occasions?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:19, archived)
# what a good last thing to see
I'm off to the pub

goodweekend y'all
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:00, archived)
# i'm losing the power of the internet
the network has gone so slow all i can see
are the written replies but no pics :(

have a woo anyways!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:00, archived)
# its a pic of Carol Vorderman
performing oral pleasures on Natasha Kaplinksy while Fiona Bruce widdles on them
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:05, archived)
# Oh not again.
Something original would be nice for a change
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:06, archived)
# You said hairy growler
snarf
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:01, archived)
# THUNDER THUNDER
THUNDER THUNDER CATS!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:01, archived)
# THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER PANTS!
sorry
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:04, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:01, archived)
# Grand!
I had that image saved for ages and never thought of anything to do with it!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:08, archived)
# YEY!
I have a dream...
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Got bored quite quickly actually
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 15:57, archived)
# I quite like the idea
of a road trip through FL-AN-GE, ashally :)
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 15:58, archived)
# bindun...
I can asure you, it's not all it's made out to be
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 15:59, archived)
# Its a bit dry down there
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:00, archived)
# mingeholes
is the best
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:01, archived)
# "are" the best, dear boy
"are" the best... "mingeholes" is* plural. :-)

(* and I don't think that should be "are plural"... oh fuck, I'm confused now)
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:05, archived)
# FONNG!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:04, archived)
# I had that same dream


(woo pic)
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:10, archived)
# I've been there,
its a land-locked country between COCKSTILTON, FANNYRAT, and SWITZERLAND
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:19, archived)
# One last quick one before hometime.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 15:51, archived)
# haha
wc
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 15:55, archived)
# hehehe!
Good weekend all!

t'ra!


(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 15:55, archived)
# bye Dave
*waves*
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:01, archived)
# .....
That's brilliant. Love it...

Wooooooooo
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 15:55, archived)
# pfft
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 15:56, archived)
# dear god
wtf?

If I had a picture of a duck saying wtf I would post it.....


.... now!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 15:57, archived)
# 's'an improvement on
Lemon Party, I can tell 'ee.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 15:59, archived)
#
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:04, archived)
# thankyou
jaffa cake?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:05, archived)
# I can see seams
:0
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 15:59, archived)

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