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Buddha just loves drunken kittens

Look at him! He can't get enough of 'em!

Biggerer and wallpapers EDIT: I decided you might want it bigger.

My site.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:37, archived)

*burns embassy*

(exleafite Did I miss anything?, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:38, archived)

ha ha ha!

*bums a drunken kitten*

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:41, archived)

*bums drunken embassy*

?what? I dunno

(exleafite Did I miss anything?, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:46, archived)

He's got no legs!

How does he... never mind.

(kidcamel is due to call your mum at, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:45, archived)

haha

drinks a burnt kittin

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WOLF .™, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:47, archived)

*sings*He may not be leggy

but he's aaaall tummy.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:47, archived)

I love them too!

*clicks*

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in vino veritas, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:53, archived)

You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you?

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new_matt, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:37, archived)

hahahahaha

i like that a lot!

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Just Flange, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:40, archived)

no i mean you're just a funny guy!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:44, archived)

'Noon...

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:37, archived)

God ! Father ! .... hahaha!

is that Camilla in the foreground ?

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beaubodor blogless, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:38, archived)

No it's

her sister, she's renowned for giving head :¬)

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:39, archived)

but

why the long face?

arf!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 15:11, archived)

Hahahaa!

Wotcha Vuvu!

EDIT: I done a silly!

Woo!
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:39, archived)

Pfft,

correction: you done a "very" silly :¬)

EDIT: Correction correction: you done a "very" silly...about 30 years after Dave Allen done it ;¬)

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:43, archived)

Bah!

I never saw it, HONEST!
Bah! I don't like him much . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:46, archived)

Heheh,

I clicked it anyway :¬)
My Nan always referred to him as 'that bad man' :¬)

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:59, archived)

hahahaaaaa!

(exleafite Did I miss anything?, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:39, archived)

Disco cock is lovin' that!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:52, archived)

As night follows day...

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:54, archived)

hee hee!

it is indeed my monkey friend

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:56, archived)

*grooms*

*bums*

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:58, archived)

*fawns*

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:59, archived)

but then!

Too big f't board!
Yippee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:57, archived)

*clicks*

*clears smoke*

*replaces cpu*

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 15:02, archived)

*tries to break again*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 15:06, archived)

That's truly terrible, David.

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 15:08, archived)

i have to agree with the Doc on this one....

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 15:12, archived)

*falls off chair*

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 15:14, archived)

*falls on Doc*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 15:15, archived)

BUNDLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 15:15, archived)

You're just upset that there's no

'I like this' button . . .

Arf!
Hehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 15:13, archived)

ha ha ha!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:56, archived)

Muchos Wooage!

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:55, archived)

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beaubodor blogless, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:35, archived)

and previously

lyrics in my blog

www.bbdo.co.uk/blog/

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beaubodor blogless, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:37, archived)

i think it's disgusting

to suggest a politician would do something like this to save their political career is just obscene

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harryfreeze Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:39, archived)

Thank you Alistair

:-)

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beaubodor blogless, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:42, archived)

Hahaha,

trust Alistair :¬)

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:40, archived)

The Michelle McManus Memorial Colonic Irrigation Clinic

(Hard hats to be worn at all times)

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:32, archived)

Full of chocolately goodness!

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mugatu, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:33, archived)

Hahaha

Although to me it looks like the pump is set to 'blow' not 'suck', which is maybe even more disturbing.

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Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:34, archived)

But..

they usually are.. the return is supposed to flow out on its own.. and now I've lost my lunchtime appetite.

Edit: I have to agree, the flow does look like it's going "in", rather than "out"!

(eight, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:36, archived)

I can make the choclatey goodness go the other way, with my mind!

also is the Michelle the tank mcmanus dead??

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:35, archived)

Heh :)

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FoldsFive, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:43, archived)

i would of woo'd quicker

but i was having problems pronouncing constipationotron

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:52, archived)

I don't believe it!

I was halfway through making something dead similar....

I shall not bother now :P

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:57, archived)

Beers of the world

Part #2

My ideas are there, but my photoshop skills are limited :(

(Sodium, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:30, archived)

Harp-pissed?

two tenors and another star-headed tenor lite?
dunno!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:32, archived)

Shandy Bass?

(exleafite Did I miss anything?, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:36, archived)

Hahahaa!

THIS!

It should STAVE of the beer-pangs . . .
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:38, archived)

champagne flute?

(exleafite Did I miss anything?, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:42, archived)

Oboe, it isn't!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 15:08, archived)

when I posted that last one

I knew you'd trump-it

(exleafite Did I miss anything?, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 15:23, archived)

Hahaha!

Puns give me the Facking French Horn!
hee hee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 15:28, archived)

it shows! pfffft sorry ;)

*looks at filename* ahhhhh I geddit now

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mugatu, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:32, archived)

budweiser.jpg?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:36, archived)

That was the filename of my first attempt.

(Sodium, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:41, archived)

Is it just me or....

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:29, archived)

who is Karl Pilkington?

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mugatu, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:29, archived)

Who is Wayne Hemmingway?

(eight, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:30, archived)

Who's Wildstyle?

(exleafite Did I miss anything?, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:31, archived)

a ponce

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:32, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/5728028

(exleafite Did I miss anything?, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:33, archived)

muchly so

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:33, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/5728038

cor what a palaver

(exleafite Did I miss anything?, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:35, archived)

a ponce

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mugatu, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:31, archived)

Perfumed?

(exleafite Did I miss anything?, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:32, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/5728034

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mugatu, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:34, archived)

(exleafite Did I miss anything?, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:35, archived)

He is the producer of Ricky Gervais'

radio show and podcast subject of humiliation.

One of the funniest people alive today.

FACT!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:48, archived)

I love Wildstyle's hobby horse animations

woo!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:30, archived)

I love bilbobarneybobs replies to wildyles hobby horse animations

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:32, archived)

Ahhh...fternoon

(exleafite Did I miss anything?, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:19, archived)

ha ha ha!

i smell ham!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:19, archived)

Often?

(eight, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:23, archived)

whenever he can?

(exleafite Did I miss anything?, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:26, archived)

pffft

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mugatu, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:23, archived)

arf

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TBL I posted this on, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:23, archived)

hooray!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:28, archived)

heh heh

*TRUMPET!*

(exleafite Did I miss anything?, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:29, archived)

class

You've been doing some grand stuff lately

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:29, archived)

Thanks

although my imagination is usually awol..!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:33, archived)

Heheh, nice one.

Needs more CDC though.

(Dr Hotdog is considering getting shot in t'eyes with lasers, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:30, archived)

haha!

that's class..

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beaubodor blogless, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:49, archived)

Christ!

That's like a third arm!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:29, archived)

like a baby's arm holding an apple?

(exleafite Did I miss anything?, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:32, archived)

Another on the same theme

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:15, archived)

where did you find a photo of me?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:16, archived)

lemonparty?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:17, archived)

along with you?

*bokes*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:18, archived)

Nah!

more on top of . . .
*also bokes*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:18, archived)

Arf!

Timmy Mallet's let himself go . . .
Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:17, archived)

Oi you!!!

where's that meeting?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:18, archived)

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:24, archived)

Pffft.

Looks like his dress sense has improved considerably, to me.

(Dr Hotdog is considering getting shot in t'eyes with lasers, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:18, archived)

I was about to type that

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:20, archived)

Blimey, he's still around and doing the same act, sort of.

Only these days he seems to be mostly doing holiday camps and student events: www.brillianttv.co.uk/wacaday/gig.html

No actual improvements in dress sense.

(Dr Hotdog is considering getting shot in t'eyes with lasers, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:27, archived)

*pokes*

you still on for tomorrow?

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tipassoi, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:24, archived)

Hee hee

He just wants to play!

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in vino veritas, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:20, archived)

so do I! *plays*

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mugatu, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:29, archived)

Stop!

Ace, woo!

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:20, archived)

Meh

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:12, archived)

is that a

parody of other paintmash cartoons or another one?

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:15, archived)

It's

whatever you want it to be (:

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:18, archived)

you bastard

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:19, archived)

wot?

did he kill kenny?

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TBL I posted this on, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:24, archived)

Lucky

for them that it was an elephant, cause elephants have large brains. A rhino, on the other hand........

(stunt_penguin | missed his b3ta birthday :'(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:15, archived)

hahahah

tis teh funny

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:16, archived)

I read that as "kill him and feast on Brian"

and I wondered who Brian was for some time...

So have a large Blackpudlian woo for that :)

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in vino veritas, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:21, archived)

Ta!

You've spoiled episode 2 now... back to the paintmash baord... :)

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:23, archived)

He's only entertaining the kid...

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:02, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaa!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:02, archived)

THIS!

(Smudger, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:14, archived)

har har!

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Just Flange, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:03, archived)

Hahahahah, fantastic!

*clicks*

(Dr Hotdog is considering getting shot in t'eyes with lasers, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:03, archived)

HAHAHA

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DogHorse plop, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:03, archived)

HAHAHAHA best thing EVER on b3ta*

*since the last 'best thing ever'

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mugatu, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:03, archived)

^ this ^

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:04, archived)

Woo!

and a yay.

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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:04, archived)

hehehe

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Mousing, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:04, archived)

absolutely brilliant!

*klicko*

(steben, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:06, archived)

hahahahaha

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:07, archived)

hahaha!

have you seen the video trailer with a different voiceover, making the movie seem like a rom com ?

www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2005/shining-p1.php

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beaubodor blogless, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:08, archived)

i seen the pulp fiction and the back to the future ones...

and they were funny :)

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:10, archived)

yeah

that's great, isn't it?

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:11, archived)

hahahaha

thats amazing

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:17, archived)

Hahahaha

That's cocking ACE.

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Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:12, archived)

hahahahahahaha!

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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:15, archived)

hahaha

That's class.

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:19, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

ahahahahahahahahaha

haha!

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:24, archived)

absolute fantastic thinking.

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:57, archived)

smashing

woo

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lemonhead, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 15:30, archived)

Woot! That be quality.

wtf does it take to get a FP round here?

(drgonzo2012 Tell me about the rabbits, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 21:49, archived)

Hahahahahahaaaaa!

I love it.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 8 Mar 2006, 22:28, archived)

hahhah

fantastic!

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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Thu 9 Mar 2006, 12:10, archived)

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beaubodor blogless, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:58, archived)

Hehehe

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DogHorse plop, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:59, archived)

Arf!

Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:00, archived)

I see your arf ! and raise you an arf!

Woof !

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beaubodor blogless, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:02, archived)

Yay!

C];0)

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:03, archived)

Ouch

I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:02, archived)

heavily optimised to

sir

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:03, archived)

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:05, archived)

first we set up the woo

*click*
and then we move it a little bit here
*click*
and a little bit here
*click*
a little more here
*click*
and then we move it a little bit here
*click*
and a little bit here
*click*
a little more here
*click*
and then we move it a little bit here
*click*
and a little bit here
*click*
a little more here
*click*

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:00, archived)

hahaha

i roffleded....

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Just Flange, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:02, archived)

DONT JOG THE TABLE YOU SHIT!

gah!
now i have to start all over again....

first we set up the woo......
then we..

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:06, archived)

Ahahaha!

Excellence!

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:15, archived)

hahahaahahahahah

the best woo evah

since the last best woo evah

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:17, archived)

haha reminds me of Bullseye, when wee Jim Bowen would hand out the tankard full of money (probably about 15 quid in reality)

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mugatu, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:00, archived)

Yay, Bullseye!

You can't beat a bit of Bully.

(Dr Hotdog is considering getting shot in t'eyes with lasers, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:02, archived)

Hurrah!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:10, archived)

ha ha ha!!

;)

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:11, archived)

woo!

not bad going for nick park, since all of his sets burned down in a warehouse recently...

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drunkenoaf, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:01, archived)

Wrong trousers!

quite a bit of historic aardman stuff got burned down in there head office place in Bristol, but they've got a bif studo place out on the Aztec west business park where they do most of the stuff for adverts and films.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:11, archived)

whoooo

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:01, archived)

as opposed the the millions they made from the three other oscars?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:09, archived)

but they lost everything in the fire :-)

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beaubodor blogless, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:10, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/5727953

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:16, archived)

ha ha ha!

how's life since coming second in pop idol gareth?

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:11, archived)

G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-Great!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:12, archived)

did you really slip Jordan the stiff pink one?

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:14, archived)

yes

in this order, gob, vag, arse, vag, gob.

then in the morning i did her in the arse again, and then spunked on her tits.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:19, archived)

you make me laugh snot bubbles

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:25, archived)

so did she...

...when i jizzed on her face.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:27, archived)

when is the real Gareth Gates going to record

Bachman Turner Overdrive's

You ain't seen nothin' yet
Baby, you just ain't seen nothin' yet
Here's something, here's something,
here's something, mama, you're never gonna forget
B-B-B-Baby, you just ain't seen nu-nu-nu-nothin' yet
You ain't been around

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beaubodor blogless, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:15, archived)

the record company banned me from doing it.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:17, archived)

Topness!

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:15, archived)

yet another

well roasted pea

just because i can

(MrAnderson, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:52, archived)

I can ignore you too

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drunkenoaf, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:52, archived)

Why did you roast it

in it's own thread?

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:53, archived)

my asbo

says i can

(MrAnderson, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:53, archived)

Hello new person,

kindly read the...

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:56, archived)

hee hee!

i voted for red tomato

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:53, archived)

well.........

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

shirley......?

edit: just to clarify, pearoasting in a new thread is not something you should be proud of.

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Just Flange, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:57, archived)

'ave it!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:43, archived)

now that is

the fucking tits!

woo dave!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:43, archived)

Arf! Thanks

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:44, archived)

it is!

if i could do BT2000 it would say something like

i like your style

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:45, archived)

Ah! well there's your problem

you need the upgrade to BT2006 . . .
Right click here, save as, host it for yourself . . . step 5! PROFIT!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:46, archived)

^ this

Woo, David! Woo!

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:44, archived)

Ta Sid!

Doc!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:45, archived)

That is the tits

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:45, archived)

mmmmmmmmm tits

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:46, archived)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:50, archived)

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whelkboy is old now, you see, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:50, archived)

hahahaaaaaa!

Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:50, archived)

woo!

*drunkenly fondles*

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:51, archived)

Hahahaha.

:-)

(Dr Hotdog is considering getting shot in t'eyes with lasers, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:58, archived)

that blue tit has

tits

/craziness

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:00, archived)

pinhead!

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mugatu, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:56, archived)

piss off!

;)^TM

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:58, archived)

ahahahaha *points* PINHEAD PINHEAD!

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mugatu, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:02, archived)

Gabber gabber

Hey!

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Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:15, archived)

top work sir!!

I love that!!!

*clicks*

(off for lunch now)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:44, archived)

see ya!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:44, archived)

Woo

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:44, archived)

the lazy so and so

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:45, archived)

yeah, I'd REFUSE

to pay your council tax . . .

unless you think that's too t-rash?
Arf! PUN THREAD!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:49, archived)

stop talking garbage Dave!

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mugatu, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:01, archived)

Ning dave!

glad to see you're still at the business of instantiating the funny

(Kezza, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:46, archived)

eh?

*googles instasheewossname*
Arf! and 'ning!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:47, archived)

don't you start!

hee hee, i made a sorta pun!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:48, archived)

Hehe

Seeing that has given me Irn Bru cravings

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LunanLad WARNING: I Contain Nuts, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:48, archived)

*passes some of mine*

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drunkenoaf, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:52, archived)

that's the tits

woo yay houpla and a good new fashioned click!
*hug*

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:48, archived)

you knows it

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:49, archived)

Aww!

Thanks!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:51, archived)

anytime sweetie!

100 posts until my 10, 000th!!
testing testing 1 2 3 !!

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:55, archived)

521 till mine!

wow, i was beating you the other day
just shows what a few days off can do for your postage

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:56, archived)

yay

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:48, archived)

woo like a man you poofta!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:49, archived)

COME TO MY BASH YOU FUCK

and no I shall not as I am be camp whilst not being gay

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:50, archived)

hahaha!

smashing work, young David!

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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:49, archived)

Thankies, Dukey!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:50, archived)

Is it me or have you suddenly become really funny?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:50, archived)

Hahahaa!

Sorry!?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:54, archived)

pfffffffffffffffffft!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:59, archived)

*clicked*

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drunkenoaf, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:52, archived)

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:55, archived)

I like it

and I'll buy it!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:52, archived)

Cor!

If it passes the Waspy test . . . C];0)
thanks all!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:54, archived)

haha Superman would do that if he has a cleaning job - FACT

and if he wasn't dead

woo!

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mugatu, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:59, archived)

yey

I saw that joke on Dave Allen the other night tbh, yey for paintmash though :D

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:39, archived)

This is 'Woo'

And you know it's 'Woo'

So I'm just going to 'Woo' it and be done with

Woo

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Hee hee!

Thankies!

*frames Woo! in purple frame*
Yippee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 15:00, archived)

Absolutely

t'riffic.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 17:29, archived)

not funny

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my mum, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:41, archived)

ha ha!

great anime eyes too!

pfffffffffft!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:41, archived)

lol

monger

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:42, archived)

I laugh hertily and clicked

Japanese "speciality" brothel?

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drunkenoaf, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:43, archived)

harharharharharhararaaa

do it

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my mum, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:44, archived)

I'll

have extra sauce on mine please.

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:56, archived)

Ha ha

Did you ever receive one of these?

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:43, archived)

excellent

lettuce think of more.

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my mum, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:52, archived)

can you think

of 'wich kind of puns you want?

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drunkenoaf, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:02, archived)

I can think of a whole

smörgåsbord of them.

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:05, archived)

BBB made me think of this

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drunkenoaf, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:40, archived)

i'd ask

but then i decided not to

but then i got all curious

then i thought better of it

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:42, archived)

I meant to type

Grommit, yes :)

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drunkenoaf, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:50, archived)

erm.....

it was more a question about your inspiration...

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:54, archived)

I dunno

The roman god of puerility, Viz

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drunkenoaf, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:59, archived)

hahahah

good to know I'm good for something

*edit* that doesn't sound good does it? damn!

;)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:42, archived)

nope, it doesn't

but i wouldn't like to ask,......

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:44, archived)

hahahahahaha

It's Police Academy all over again...

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drunkenoaf, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:45, archived)

What a prize winning Cunch of Bunts!

Kilroy's unshopped!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:29, archived)

Cunts cunts and more cunts...

W/y

Have a slightly related repost:

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:34, archived)

Heheh.

Nice.

(Dr Hotdog is considering getting shot in t'eyes with lasers, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:40, archived)

i never understood what

gary bushall did to become branded as a cunt.

can anyone enlighten me?

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sudo is bored, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:38, archived)

Apart from being a bigotted nazi

cunt, you mean?

It's his beard style.

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:39, archived)

I concur,

A high proportion of cunts display cuntish beards

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:56, archived)

utterly utterly seamless

Anyone see "Planet" last night?

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umbongo I vote for Evil Lu as Mayor of /talk, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:26, archived)

is it real?

yes i did, "planet Earth" was amazing. i wonder if they filmed it in HD? was amazing to watch.

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MrA, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:29, archived)

Attenborough + BBC = Woo!

(kid_77: MS-Paint wielder, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:36, archived)

i felt really sorry for the poor elephant who was going the wrong way.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:37, archived)

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:38, archived)

Yeah, he must've been trunk

(kid_77: MS-Paint wielder, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:38, archived)

tusk tusk

that pun was awful

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:51, archived)

yeah, that

was very sad... I thought they migth have said at the end that they re-directed him.. :-(

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umbongo I vote for Evil Lu as Mayor of /talk, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:41, archived)

I say let it keep walking.

As someone from Africa let me tell you that however cute and majestic Heffalumps seem on telly, they are basically just very large rats.

Or extra fat squirrels, but less fluffy. Wait till one of them blunders through your back yard and eats everything in sight, does a volcanic poo in the driveway and knocks over the fence on the way out, then see how sad you feel about it getting lost.

Don't get me wrong, I like elephants. Especially when they live wild and free in other people's neighbourhoods.

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TheFr00n buntz buntz eintz eintz, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:04, archived)

Awww...

The camera just kept zooming out and out and there was just miles and miles of crap desert and this poor little heffalump walking into it looking for his mummy - it was painful.

I would have cried, but instead I ate some cookies and they cheered me right up.

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Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:18, archived)

The entire thing was filmed in HD I think. Not that they've got any way of letting people see it yet though.

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Not Called Dave, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:59, archived)

yeah

full HD bbc by 2010 apparently. trails begin before xmas.

news.bbc.co.uk/newswatch/ukfs/hi/newsid_4730000/newsid_4739000/4739094.stm

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MrA, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:05, archived)

I may have actually died for a few moments

Those birds had me laughing up a piss storm.

(chili_kitten Cheese, peas and honey bees, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:52, archived)

Here we see the Imam reading from the Holy Kerrang....

In this case it's No. 185 from April 1988, featuring Cliff Burton on the cover.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:22, archived)

and Wasp Box exclusive interview on page 56!

WOO

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:22, archived)

Those were the days

I've almost forgotten what it was like to be a rock god

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:25, archived)

Hahahahaha

It's something of a life-guide to so many.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:23, archived)

and to think i was actually going to purchase a domo sock! :(

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:35, archived)

Aaaah, 1988.

When it was still good.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:25, archived)

yep

'raw' was good as well but then went cheesy and died before kerrang sold out (or i got old)

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:33, archived)

Silly Cliff Burton!

You cannot carry bus!
Bus is not bass guitar!

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DogHorse plop, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:28, archived)

hahaha

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:32, archived)

To Hull with you!

*remembers when Metallica were good*

(kid_77: MS-Paint wielder, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:37, archived)

ah happy days

you can't go back

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:40, archived)

hahahaha!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:54, archived)

Hahahaha

HULL

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Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Mon 6 Mar 2006, 14:20, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Excellent

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Baglady, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:38, archived)

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:41, archived)

Halal?

Or HAL-9000?

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drunkenoaf, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:47, archived)

Dave?

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:58, archived)

shadow fun unshopped

helloooo

(Groop Water Flea = Daphnia, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:17, archived)

they look

like they are about to recieve a bumming

or they are doing a spiderman impression

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:19, archived)

the bumming of their life...

...DRY!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:20, archived)

what?

????

(Groop Water Flea = Daphnia, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:21, archived)

he said you touch ham!

have you gotten over your excessive re-posting disorder yet?

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:24, archived)

have you got over your never post anything disorder yet???

???

(Groop Water Flea = Daphnia, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:26, archived)

stop stealing my quota then!

and i do post!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:27, archived)

Hahahahaha

You tell 'im!

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:29, archived)

meow!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:30, archived)

stop crying in

public you big girl

*proffers hanky*

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:37, archived)

i stopped!

*blows nose in hanky*

i'm just a sensitive fellow

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:39, archived)

big poof

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:44, archived)

*cries*

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:45, archived)

Hi.

This is rubbish, I've got to go into town and it looks like it's about to piss it down.

If I didn't smoke I could live with things like this.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:19, archived)

the pics not that bad

*lashes ciggie*

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:21, archived)

You are located near 5-ways

AICMFP

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chronic And he doesn't know I licked his back!, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:37, archived)

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