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#


Shopped this www.b3ta.com/board/5896068 so you don't have to
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:05, archived)
# That is so thoughtful of you
:)



woo by the way
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 5 May 2006, 12:07, archived)
# Thank you
I've been meaning to do that for a couple of weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:16, archived)
# I did it a couple of months ago...
(badly)

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:42, archived)
# I don't care if it's bindun or not, It's Friday!!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 5 May 2006, 12:02, archived)
# magnificent indeed...
I can spot one good, none bad, and neither of 'em are ugly
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:03, archived)
# Nice...
...torpedos.

*fwap*
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:04, archived)
# Cor!
Woo! and Arf!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:04, archived)
# the most
unattractive thing about her is that slobbering geeks lust after her

(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:05, archived)
# needs more brunette
is what I always thought
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 5 May 2006, 12:06, archived)
# true
I have changed to the fear

does it suit me?
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:09, archived)
# A tasty strumpet
who is it?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:07, archived)
# what?!
images.google.co.uk/images?svnum=10&hl=en&lr=&q=%22seven+of+nine%22+OR+%22jeri+ryan%22&btnG=Search

Safe for work, but perhaps not for your wrist
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 May 2006, 12:12, archived)
# I still don't know who it is
but I see it's a star treck thing
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:14, archived)
# indeed yes - she is an actress in the Trek
and possibly the most gorgeous woman to have ever existed
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 May 2006, 12:17, archived)
# She certainly is a beauty
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:19, archived)
# And she used to go to swinging parties
with her ex hubby.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:20, archived)
# the saucy minx
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:26, archived)
# she never brought him to any of mine
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 May 2006, 12:26, archived)
# Most magnificent!
WOO
(I helped save b3ta! coder.keitaro I like pies!, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:08, archived)
# Mmmmmmmmmmm

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:08, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:17, archived)
# Yay for screwed up movie titles...
(Woo btw)


(I helped save b3ta! Beastie is doing science with his arse, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:23, archived)
# Charles Clarke earlier this morning
(evilcoffee, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:01, archived)
# superb
woo and yay

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 5 May 2006, 12:05, archived)
# bit harsh on fungus is it not?
edit: and have a woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:06, archived)
# Woo,
and indeed yay!
(A! The Crunchy Tube, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:06, archived)
# Poor fungus
how's he going to feed mould and mildew now?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:12, archived)
# arf
poor fungus to be associated with that twunt. he used to be my mp. now i've moved, which is good.
(prostheses, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:13, archived)
# ace
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:26, archived)
# This is great...
...I used to have The Fungus the Boggie-Man 'Plop-up Book' - genius!
(starbucks 'just wrong' since 1975, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:59, archived)
# They say you can tell a lot about a person from the contents of their shopping basket...
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(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:57, archived)
# hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:58, archived)
# aaaannndd.....
I've got it.

hahahahahahahaha! i like!
(dandantrash blimey, you're all still here..., Fri 5 May 2006, 12:00, archived)
# the neighbours complained about my manic laughing as i got that
woo
(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:01, archived)
# oh dear
*winces*

(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:01, archived)
# Ooooh, that took a few seconds.
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:01, archived)
# TA!
pssst... my new carnival float is progressing...: zaphodswombat.blogspot.com/



(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:04, archived)
# Oooh!

EDIT: You Star! Thass BRILL!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:05, archived)
# Impressive ZW very impressive :)
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:15, archived)
# Hahahaha!
frozen bread screwdriver! Arf!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:01, archived)
# pah
... so quick!


(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:05, archived)
# whoops
^i laughed out loud in my office, and im supposed to be designing small numerical door signs.
(dandantrash blimey, you're all still here..., Fri 5 May 2006, 12:07, archived)
# just pretend you'd got up to '69'

(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:11, archived)
# dammit
I just did it again. ^^

can't have two 69's. ooh err.
(dandantrash blimey, you're all still here..., Fri 5 May 2006, 12:32, archived)
# hohohoho!
A variation of benkai's picture from yesterday


original: www.b3ta.com/board/5894216
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:05, archived)
# pfft!
I think he's innocent!*


*possibly not
(I helped save b3ta! theWooinator, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:07, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:19, archived)
# i'm being a bit thick today....
please can soemone explain it to me?



(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:28, archived)
# Pea... dough... file...

(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:33, archived)
# aha!
thanks!

...erm, my computer is in a dark bit of the office and I couldn't see the file...that's my story and I'm sticking to it...
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Fri 5 May 2006, 13:16, archived)
# I got bored.....
....so I drew another pic of that elfy bird I posted on tuesday.....

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:57, archived)
# Ooh nice
What big errr ears she has!
I like the hair.
(The Penguin Shaman, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:01, archived)
# Cor! Woo!
I may have missed her, any chance of a repost?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:04, archived)
# JJ i wanted to say i love you
you are the bestest
(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:04, archived)
# Pun Tiem!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:43, archived)
# *spangs*
*spangs hard*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:43, archived)
# Cor!
*enjoys*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:45, archived)
# arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrghh!!!
sweet inbred faux mahogany shit guzzling jesus!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:44, archived)
# Har har :D
I believe Grimmie laughed.
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:44, archived)
# pffft
rich toff has 2 kitchen sinks!
(JadeFalcon, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:45, archived)
# looking at that makes my eyes go funny
(must be the terrible pun)

reluctant woo... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:45, archived)
# GROAN!
Tonight's Now Show should be funny. It was a corker of a recording.

I don't remember who challenged me to get a b3ta-style answer to the audience question read out. I gave it a go but I don't know if it will make it to air.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:49, archived)
# puns make bad things happen to good people
:)


(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:51, archived)
# puns don't kill people
I do!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:53, archived)
# well you can't catch
me I am the ginger bread man

(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:54, archived)
# hehehe!

(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:57, archived)
# That made me hoot
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:06, archived)
# what's that you say? doing a reshuffle now is like reorganising the deckchairs on the what....?

cf abitbigger
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:41, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha! nice one Squire!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:42, archived)
# hahaha
great captaining face!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:46, archived)
# Hehehehe!
It's be funny if it wasn't so painful to see him go . . .

*gibbers*

*dribbles*

*gets taken away*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:46, archived)
# I have
a note



p.s i'm new (technically re-incarnated) so where's my red L?
(dandantrash blimey, you're all still here..., Fri 5 May 2006, 11:38, archived)
# If anything
Thanks DanDan's mum for pushing CDCs down.

2 in a row as well.
(duck Quack !, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:39, archived)
# I am considerably stoopiderer than a duck
cos I have no idea what a CDC is.
(dandantrash blimey, you're all still here..., Fri 5 May 2006, 11:49, archived)
# In that case
Allow me to say

I FLUFFING LOVE YOU MAN !
(duck Quack !, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:51, archived)
# Consistency Docile Chap?
Can't Do Cartoons? (true)

Cunty Dick Cock?

also '2 in a row as well' ? its just a world of mystery to me.
(dandantrash blimey, you're all still here..., Fri 5 May 2006, 11:57, archived)
# it says you have been registered for over a year
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:40, archived)
# thats what i thought,
I have just been very, very busy for a long time and not posted on here for munfs an munfs, when I came back I had to register the account like a noob and it told me to wait till tues a.m to post.
Is it a timeout type thing?

(dandantrash blimey, you're all still here..., Fri 5 May 2006, 11:44, archived)
# not sure - sounds a bit odd! You are a psuedo-noob then hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:57, archived)
# Why abstain from...
politcal discussion just cos of that? It hasn't stopped anyone else. :)
(TheGrimReaper, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:42, archived)
# Formerly 'DEI GRATIA PROBEMUR REBUS'
By the grace of God let us be judged by our deeds


Hurrah for Barking, disproving evolutionary theory
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:38, archived)
# is the fact
'tought' (sp) is spelt wrong a cunning irony? or a cheeky wee error, for the spotting of which I win a fabulous prize?
(dandantrash blimey, you're all still here..., Fri 5 May 2006, 11:41, archived)
# the latter I bet ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:41, archived)
# Arf!
Well spotted, behold my mighty irony!

HIYFP
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:43, archived)
# Not even spelling
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:41, archived)
# History epsecially didn't teach us
how to spell!

Woo anyway :)
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:42, archived)
# My wife wanted to vote BNP
We just moved from Barking, and got postal voting forms sent to us. The irony is that she's an immigrant herself, being Russian. Eastern Europeans think that the word 'immigrant' actually means 'black/Asian'.
(I helped save b3ta! numberbruncher - correct by nature, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:27, archived)
# It made me cheer!
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bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! Pass me the gun and ask me again reads like a cd, types like an 8-track, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:36, archived)
# that is all of teh shiny! woo!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:36, archived)
# heh!
Make that fucker weep!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:36, archived)
# ^^^^^

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:41, archived)
# the vinegar strokes!
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(I helped save b3ta! Pass me the gun and ask me again reads like a cd, types like an 8-track, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:51, archived)
# white discharge
ew
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:55, archived)
# Ace!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:56, archived)
# Win!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:30, archived)
# hahahaahahaha
1st cleek of the day

made me laugh like a midget on a trampoline smeared in vaseline and flinging lighted matches at passers by.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:37, archived)
# Beautiful shading
click
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:38, archived)
# ahahahahaha
I'd watch it
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:38, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:38, archived)
# Ace shiny cock action
I suspect much buffing
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:38, archived)
# its all in the wrist ma boay!
(I helped save b3ta! Pass me the gun and ask me again reads like a cd, types like an 8-track, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:40, archived)
# Hahaha!
cocktastic
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:40, archived)
# nice
pee hole looks like a cherry with the stalk taken off (hehe)
(Groop Water Flea = Daphnia, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:40, archived)
# cherry poppings ahoy!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:44, archived)
# That's triffic!
I love the smell of CDC in the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:49, archived)
# Hello all!
With reference to Post #5896164, I give you;



(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:34, archived)
# YES!
*bows*

*and clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:35, archived)
# Punnet!
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:35, archived)
# PUNNET
punnet
punnet
punnet.


Such an addictive word.
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:39, archived)
# Punnet,
Punnet,
Punnety Punnet,
How I do Covet Thee.
Punnet.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:43, archived)
# Shall I compare thee to a summers punnet?
thou art more lovely and more punnetty than t'others
punnet
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:46, archived)
# Punnets hold Fruits,
Punnets hold Berries,
Punnets float better,
Than P&O Ferries.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:48, archived)
# but can
they be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:49, archived)
# Milky Punnets ?
You are a Nonsense !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:51, archived)
# a punnet of milk
is just enough to give your kids the fudge?

what's the hell? I am a nonsense!!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:54, archived)
# I like a fruit that comes in a punnet
tastes much better than other fruits, dunnit?
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:52, archived)
# yay! the best club ever
we can all engage in some kind of random adventures using only the contents of our punnets to aid us in our action.

And of course, once the punnet is empty, we get to fill it again!

yay!!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:50, archived)
# We didn't burn him!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:16, archived)
# took a wee while!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 May 2006, 11:17, archived)
# He wears a crown
and brings new road!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:17, archived)
# *looks* *looks* *finds*
had to check filename to make sure, woo though!
(I helped save b3ta! Rainbow Mong, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:18, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:23, archived)
# Pffft!
Is it a local embassy?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:24, archived)
# for local diplomats?
(I helped save b3ta! fukka isn't around as much as he used to be..., Fri 5 May 2006, 11:27, archived)
# it was always burning
since the worlds been turning
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:29, archived)
# why are they sikhs?
me no get
(I helped save b3ta! coder.keitaro I like pies!, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:34, archived)
# How can you tell?
It's not only Sikhs who wear turbans.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:36, archived)
# you are right
my bad

I guess they have just washed their hair then!

Now it makes sense!
(I helped save b3ta! coder.keitaro I like pies!, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:48, archived)
# then off to the naughty corner for you *points*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:37, archived)
# dirka dirka?
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:43, archived)
# Arf
Thats just like Sarumans snowglobe.

(Tpaz, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:30, archived)
# OFFICiALlY FLuFFY TiEM!


Edit: Still not enough fluff in this thread. More I tell you, more!

.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:14, archived)
# Ah oui
j'aime le fluffé
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:17, archived)
# Yay!
Flufftastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:15, archived)
# is that a Kazoo?
what is that instrument that marching bands always have, like a cross between a kazoo and a trumpet

It makes a horrid noise.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 May 2006, 11:16, archived)
# a trumpoo?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:16, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:17, archived)
# probably the best word I will read all day
but I don't think that's it

ALSO: why do marching bands always play When The Saints Come Marching In?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 May 2006, 11:18, archived)
# It is indeed
a kazoo.

Long live monotone instruments!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:19, archived)
# Monotone? Pah!
stablesound.co.uk/mp3/camillaqueen.mp3 - check out the "guitar" solo...
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:30, archived)
# Eeek!
I'm scared now!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:41, archived)
# Ning!


Edit; My mate had Wrigleys DoubleMint and a broken tooth.
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:09, archived)
# Paracetemol and a guilty concience
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:10, archived)
# 'ning comrade
i had a crunch corner from the peoples republic of muller.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:10, archived)
# Toast
Thickly spread with honey. And a mug of tea.
(insert username here, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:10, archived)
# dust and a sense of regret
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:11, archived)
# an empty stomach
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 5 May 2006, 11:11, archived)
# 6 cups of coffee
and some marmalade on toast. Yum.
(I helped save b3ta! fukka isn't around as much as he used to be..., Fri 5 May 2006, 11:11, archived)
# Coffee
and a Chicken Caesar bagel.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:11, archived)
# The tears of a small child
... sorry, i mean nothing.
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:11, archived)
# The most delicious of all tears!
Next time have it with a slice of lemon!
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:12, archived)
# I had half a grapefruit
and a bowl of porridge with two spoons of art. sweetener and a handful of sultanas


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:11, archived)
# Braw! sounds better than mine
I had a bowl of Kelloggs special K with red berries, and am now working my merry way through a punnet of strawberries :)
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:12, archived)
# PUN!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:12, archived)
# GUN!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:13, archived)
# NUN!
(Sexy nuns!)
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:14, archived)
# BUN!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:16, archived)
# SUN
-shine and Beer !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:18, archived)
# ^THIIIIISSSS^^^
Oh, how I want to be in a beer garden right now :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:20, archived)
# I am too'ing
and fro'ing
in and out of the garden and the the kitchen with a lovely cool bottle of Newckie Broon !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:22, archived)
# *glowers*
And I am sitting in work. With nothing to do. Watching the people outside enjoy the sun.
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:24, archived)
# After Lunch
I shall be going to the pub and sitting outside watching all the scantilly clad ladies wiggling and jiggling by.
My weekend is here !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:28, archived)
# After work
I will be mostly drinking tlll I bleed :)
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:30, archived)
# I finished work
at 5 this morning.
I'm drinking steadily - got a long day ahead.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:37, archived)
# Straight from work into beer
with no rest period? Hardcorrre!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:42, archived)
# Not on a Friday
I need to get my sleep pattern sorted for the weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:45, archived)
# Ah, priorities are correct then :)
Booze-time first! Then sleepy!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:47, archived)
# Heh heh

a punnage of strawberries.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:19, archived)
# Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:21, archived)
# ow! ow! ooowwww!
teh pain! teh pain!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:13, archived)
# "punnett"
I do love that word.

"Punnett"
(Soupy Twist BEST BEFORE:, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:13, archived)
# Yais
it's a really satisfying word to say. Punnet.

Punnet
Punnet
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:14, archived)
# it's one of the best words ever
and so many different things come in punnets.

strawberries. asparagus. other stuff.

Let's start a new movement "come in a punnet"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:17, archived)
# Sometimes we buy
Big, ripe, juicy plums..
In a punnet.
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:18, archived)
# plums that come in a punnet!
a source of nutrition for the whole family.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:19, archived)
# And Peaches
and Nectarines !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:21, archived)
# oh my god they never stop !
punnets are the way to an explosive orgy of fructal hedonism.

what a mess it'll make on the carpet!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:27, archived)
# Blueberries
Raspberries
Goosberries
All in punnety punnets !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:31, archived)
# Punnety punnets
I want this written on my tombstone. What a beautiful phrase.
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:32, archived)
# punnetty punnet
sounds like some dickensian character or maybe some merchant ivory thing.

"Miss Punnetty Punnet, I intend to compress a variety of fruits, raspberries, gooseberries and so forth, against your magificent heaving bosoms"
"Why, Mr Darcy! You are too forward. Innit"

Ahh, can't beat the classic dramas.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:36, archived)
# I think that was the channel 5 adaptation.

...

PUNNNEEEETTTT!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:44, archived)
# Cuppa tea
and a chinese chicken sarnie.
(Soupy Twist BEST BEFORE:, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:12, archived)
# *wants this breakfast*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:13, archived)
# 'Ning Vladimir !
Too busy cooking Lunch to do breakfast.
A couple of cups of Lemon and Ginger Tea and two slices of buttered toast with HP sauce.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:12, archived)
# Cheese ham and pickle sandwich and a plastic cup of ChocEspresso
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:13, archived)
# We used to get espresschoc here,
I miss it dearly.

edit: apparently i'm a bit emo this morning.
(Papagato RackSpanner, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:21, archived)
# I'm currently eating chocolate
a vigorous throbbing bar of dairy milk whole nut, soon I will have a sandwich, oh yes, I really know how to party.

On a budget.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:13, archived)
# hmmmmmm
Throbbing !
(duck Quack !, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:14, archived)
# or perhaps it's just me
vibrating with joy?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:17, archived)
# Ah chocolate
I remember chocolate
/diet
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:15, archived)
# go on, one nice piece of chocolate won't hurt you.
unless it's a solid 5Kg Block of it, deep fried and battered and served with bacon and chips. (which are also deep fried and battered).
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:18, archived)
# Now THAT'S a brekky of kings!
*wipes spittle*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:23, archived)
# yes
but I think even a king would spend the next 2 days on the "throne" afterwards
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:28, archived)
# Well, look at Elvis
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:31, archived)
# oh my god!
zombie elvis!!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:45, archived)
# OH NOEZ!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:48, archived)
# I had 2 kellogs nutrigrains
one apple and one apple and blackberry
2 mugs of strong coffe and a glass of water.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:14, archived)
# I had nothing for breakfast
other than coffee flavoured with seagulls tears and praline.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:15, archived)
# Seagull tears?
Exotic!
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:16, archived)
# I don't do breakfast.
I just had tea. (Earl Gray)
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:22, archived)
# Nicotine
valium
vicodine
marijuana
ecstasy
and alcohol
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:24, archived)
# C-C-C-C-C-COCAAAIIIIIIINNNE!!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:25, archived)
# No
What do you think I am? A junkie???!

edit: I'll come at you like a bag of cocks - hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:26, archived)
# No that's just me.
I have tourettes. And a stammer.

edit: heh heh ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:28, archived)
# a hearty friday breakfast
"The Full Doonhamer"
Chips with that?
yes please mother.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:26, archived)
# We were discussing this the other day
about 99% of the meals eaten in our pub are returned with the salads untouched. Dumfries is the home of the salad dodger
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:29, archived)
# that must be why
I got a mighty funny look when I snarfed very bit of salad when my mum bought me lunch the other weekend.
It had probably been on about 4 other meals that day.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:31, archived)
# hahaha
We're going to make a "Sponsored by McDonalds" sticker to put in the window of the little used "Dumfries Diet Centre"

Did you catch this yesterday?

www.b3ta.com/board/5893523
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:33, archived)
# I had not!
I like the way the filth has started going, proper stories and everything.

You must have been a bit late with that one, cartoon time had gone off the board by the time I posted mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:38, archived)
# I posted before you! Yours made me ROFFFFLLE
I've stopped preparing in advance, I just start typing and see where it leads me.

This week is dispair week.
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:42, archived)
# Is it time for a new B3TA "meals board"?
Where people can just post what they've eaten. A bit like the links board, but with meals.
(Mucifer I like mooses, best of all the animals, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:25, archived)
# Yes
in a word :)
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:27, archived)
# A bowl of Special K, a glass of orange juice and some Cadbury fingers
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:25, archived)
# he asked for breakfast details
there was no need to obliquely tel us you were fingering your own arse!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:26, archived)
# smelling them too often has given me a slight dirty sanchez
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:28, archived)
# syphallis
and she had fetrilized eggs.

/male tart joke
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:35, archived)
# Chocolate cake, 2 mugs of lady grey tea
and mixed fruit and vegetable juice straight out of the carton
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:35, archived)
# ning comrade
i have just eaten two snowballs and a pint of water.
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:47, archived)
# i
had a ham and a carrot. nothin' else in fridge
(I helped save b3ta! theWooinator, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:06, archived)
# ham toucher!
ham toucher!

;-P
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:10, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:07, archived)
# Beautiful
And tasty. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:07, archived)
# Hhahahahahaha!
The pancake squad! what an excellent pun!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:07, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahaha !
Me likey !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:08, archived)
# hehehhe
arf
(Soupy Twist BEST BEFORE:, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:08, archived)
# pfft
*loikes
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:08, archived)
# YAY! Excellent!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:09, archived)
# Waffletastic :D
Have a woofed kipper & a woo!
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:09, archived)
# he he he
I hope they get attacked by Nuttela splutting guns.

/splurts
(duck Quack !, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:09, archived)
# I like that lots and lots and lots
*clicketty click*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 5 May 2006, 11:10, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha!
Outstanding!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:11, archived)
# Cracking
Love it.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:12, archived)
# This is a thing of great beauty and panache
So have a woo and a yay
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:13, archived)
# hehe
chucklesome
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:13, archived)
# hahaha!
Love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:15, archived)
# oh no deadly Melassekrieg!
Will the world ever be the same again?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:15, archived)
# He He
Ning Sir
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:19, archived)
# A hearty 'ning to you too Sir!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:20, archived)
# that deserves a click
well done
wooo
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:21, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Achtung! DIIIIIIVE! *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Fri 5 May 2006, 11:30, archived)
# hahaha congrats on the FP!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:34, archived)
# Hehehe
I did Luftwaffles about three years ago but I cant find the pic.

Yours is better though. Mine was just a re jig of a birdseye box with Herman Goerring replacing Captain Birdseye and Swastika shaped potato shapes.

I also did Reich Crispies that week. ;)
(Mazrim, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:25, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA!
edit: 'ere, have my brand new woo

(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:25, archived)
# how is it
that this kitten is dancing exactly in time to the music I'm listening to? :-)
(b, Sat 6 May 2006, 3:50, archived)
# Argh teh punnage
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Father_Ted Drink!, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:38, archived)
# Phonomenal
My home city might have fared slightly better following a bombardment by pan baked foodstuffs
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:41, archived)
# ROFFLE!
(riedacher_bertram, Fri 5 May 2006, 15:15, archived)
# this is
Blöd
(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Fri 5 May 2006, 15:27, archived)
# Excellent.
Me-109E or F?
(I helped save b3ta! PastorSauce : easy on the anchovies..., Sat 6 May 2006, 0:27, archived)
# Obviously
a ME 109W (for Waffle) ;-)
(b, Sat 6 May 2006, 3:51, archived)
# ha ha - teh luft-rofl!
and it gave me a semi
(I helped save b3ta! Liquid Crystal, Sat 6 May 2006, 0:52, archived)
# Pfffft.
Looks nothing like me.....
(I helped save b3ta! LuftWaffle, Sat 6 May 2006, 12:05, archived)
# I've seen this pun before
on W1K's "Fun with Propaganda" contest

It's hard to be afraid of flying breakfast, especially one so sweet, fluffy, and buttery, yeah?
(Kitsune-chan I'm not a bunny I'm a grownup girl, Mon 8 May 2006, 4:38, archived)
# nice.
like a few others, i did one of these a while back, too.
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 8 May 2006, 6:43, archived)
# Goodbye Charles!
Don't let the door slam your arse on your way out!

Goodbye Charles
(mu-sly, Fri 5 May 2006, 10:56, archived)
# is he gone yet?!
hmm? hmm?

[edit] yay! twatbags is out! every minister who likes ID cards has an ignoble fall! my hoodoo is working
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 5 May 2006, 10:57, archived)
# He certainly is!
He certainly is!
(mu-sly, Fri 5 May 2006, 10:58, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Keep it up!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:02, archived)
# Yay for Hoodoo'ing
bad legislation.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:05, archived)
# *shakes chicken
voodoo people! hoodoo people! what you don't dare do people!
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:08, archived)
# How very South Park :)
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 5 May 2006, 10:57, archived)
# Top Drawer!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 5 May 2006, 10:58, archived)
# bye Pob
obble obble lob
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 May 2006, 10:59, archived)
# hahaha
the Government is in turmoil (again)
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:00, archived)
# Screw you guys, I'm going Home Secretary.
Hahahaha!

Yesterday: Charles Clarke won't resign because he is the best person for the job.

Today: Charles Clarke axed from Home Office.

Erm.... does that not imply that the next one will do a worse job?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:01, archived)
# No they have utility minister John Reid in.
Crisis in a department?
Give it to soft-spoken voice of reason Dr John Reid and the electorate will be too bored to remember the problem!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:05, archived)
# John Reid?!
Are you serious?

I hope it turns out that the bloke he bought his cannabis from was one of the drug dealers Clarke let off by mistake.


I'm definitely looking forward to the next issue of Private Eye.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:10, archived)
# HUZZAH!
Both for the pic, and for the end of ID-Card Charlie.
(I helped save b3ta! fukka isn't around as much as he used to be..., Fri 5 May 2006, 11:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 5 May 2006, 10:53, archived)
# RAMMING SPEED!
Whatever that is...
(I helped save b3ta! Beastie is doing science with his arse, Fri 5 May 2006, 10:54, archived)
# yay boris
he's fucking great.

see: www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TJeCcWLvo8&search=boris%20johnson%20tackles%20german
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Fri 5 May 2006, 10:56, archived)
# what a challenge
i can watch that all day
(I helped save b3ta! Rainbow Mong, Fri 5 May 2006, 10:57, archived)
# best tackle ever
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:08, archived)
# fo shizzle
now rooneys out i reckon Boris should get the call up.
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:10, archived)
# that would be a day I would be proud to be English
Boris for PM!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:17, archived)
# Just wanted share
In my ward/districti/whatever the 2 candidates were...
Lib Dem - Chris Packet
Tory - Michael Hunt

so battle of the comedy names, what the???
(a_la_kurt, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:00, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha !
That ought to be compulsory !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:17, archived)
# Weird eh?
...and it wass just though candidates, no one else, it's like the Labour candidate was called Roger Smith and the committeee said "look if you don't change your sirname to "the cook" or comething you can't stand".
(a_la_kurt, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:24, archived)
# Let's put it in the right place shall we
http://www.b3ta.com/board/5896040
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:01, archived)
# I love teh Boris
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:09, archived)
# Cthberg or Zoidlu?

Whaa?
(I helped save b3ta! Beastie is doing science with his arse, Fri 5 May 2006, 10:42, archived)
# very disturbing!
but nicely spiced!
(Sandy Koufax's Wonky Willy, Fri 5 May 2006, 10:44, archived)
# How bizzare
have a woo
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 5 May 2006, 10:45, archived)
# WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 5 May 2006, 10:45, archived)
# The Call of the knitting..
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 5 May 2006, 10:47, archived)
# mummy?
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 5 May 2006, 10:47, archived)
# Your mum is an angry squid?!
I thought it was just mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Beastie is doing science with his arse, Fri 5 May 2006, 10:48, archived)
# probably get more sense
out of her like that :)

(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 5 May 2006, 10:52, archived)
# aww
he's lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Rainbow Mong, Fri 5 May 2006, 10:50, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
that's H.P. Lovelycraft.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 5 May 2006, 10:52, archived)
# New Series Soon!!

this is a woo btw
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 5 May 2006, 10:53, archived)
# futurama?
new series?
tell me more...
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 5 May 2006, 10:56, archived)
# I'd sell my soul for a new series of Futurama.
(I helped save b3ta! Beastie is doing science with his arse, Fri 5 May 2006, 10:57, archived)
# Good news everyone!
there are DVD films planned apparently
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:00, archived)
# Bad news everyone,
the films were but a rumour started by accident by Billy West.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:38, archived)
#
www.gotfuturama.com/
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:02, archived)
# and
new simpsons movie soon aswell :D
(JadeFalcon, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:44, archived)
# yay cthulhu! here's his son.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 5 May 2006, 10:55, archived)
# ha ha!
he's great
nice pants too!
*swings*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:23, archived)
# zoidberg pearoast!
(Soupy Twist BEST BEFORE:, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:07, archived)
# Thankyou perry como's mum
for giving spunkman another target



Previously
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 5 May 2006, 10:31, archived)
# Well
executed!
(Sandy Koufax's Wonky Willy, Fri 5 May 2006, 10:32, archived)
# Wahey!
Good shot spunkman, that'll learn 'im...
(I helped save b3ta! Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Fri 5 May 2006, 10:32, archived)
# hehehe
nice smooth tug action
(I helped save b3ta! Rainbow Mong, Fri 5 May 2006, 10:33, archived)
# Agreed
it's like poetry
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 5 May 2006, 10:37, archived)
# huzzah!
Love it. shame it's not petrol, or acid. still, it gets this
(I helped save b3ta! Mart No Fool No posts but lots of stalks recently., Fri 5 May 2006, 10:42, archived)
# Hurrah!
Spunkman does not deal out death or pain, just lots of smelly sticky spunk. He can ruin your life.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 5 May 2006, 10:45, archived)
# the goodies, have this for your troubles.
(THE_TRUFFLE_PIG, Fri 5 May 2006, 12:38, archived)
# hehe
(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Fri 5 May 2006, 10:48, archived)
# Hahaha
He's loving it, the slag.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 5 May 2006, 10:50, archived)
# hehe
oooh and how rude of moi.. woo to your pic, of course.
(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Fri 5 May 2006, 10:52, archived)
# /Hitcher
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:10, archived)
# grrrr anger
fucking BNP. Fucking three chairs up. Fucking fucking arseholes
Nazi Bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Mart No Fool No posts but lots of stalks recently., Fri 5 May 2006, 9:53, archived)
# just to clarify my username
nowt to do with this fucking facist

I wouldn't piss on him if he were on fire - unless I had miraculously started pissing petrol

I didn't want to vote Labour in the locals out of principle for their shambolic and murderous actions of the last 4 years or so, but the local Lab candidate is an excellent local environmental campaigner and pacifistic idealist so he got my cross - he got trounced by a new Tory boy though unfortunately.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 May 2006, 9:55, archived)
# drink lots of cheap vodka
it may have the same effect.
(prostheses, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:56, archived)
# I only drink the best Vodka
www.reykavodka.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 May 2006, 9:58, archived)
# filtered through Icelandic lava rock, eh?
I'll have to look that up.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 5 May 2006, 10:03, archived)
# Oddbins
and Drinkon.com are your best bets - its very new
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 May 2006, 10:04, archived)
# How much per bottle?
I dont drink anything worse than Stolichnoya, although I am a little tempted to fork out £60 for a bottle of Ultimat.

Icelandic drinks are the best. Anywhere that only gets minutes of sunlight in the winter produces good drinks (Espicially the Orkneys)
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Fri 5 May 2006, 10:51, archived)
# about £18 - £19
its much nicer than Stoli (except perhaps Elit - which is £40)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 May 2006, 11:01, archived)
# For £40 I would get a nice bottle of whiskey
gives you that warm glow inside.

Apparently vodka takes half an hour to hit so you can drink as much as you want in 29 minutes and feel fine
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:17, archived)
# It's cool
I know the main users on here are opf similar opinions to me and my associates. I wouldn't accuse such heracy to anyone undeserving.
(I helped save b3ta! Mart No Fool No posts but lots of stalks recently., Fri 5 May 2006, 9:59, archived)
# the odd thing is
people who vote for BNP are typically those who have traditionally voted Labour all their lives as did their parents and grandparents most likely. Now that there is no real Socialist left wing anymore, they jump as far to the right as they can. Even the Tories/UKIP are level-headed compared to BNP. Not Veritas though. They're stoopid
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 May 2006, 10:02, archived)
# Yea, but
I'd rather cut my own arm off than vote tory
(I helped save b3ta! Mart No Fool No posts but lots of stalks recently., Fri 5 May 2006, 10:08, archived)
# If you start pissing petrol
then I would very seriously suggest that one of the last things you want to do is piss on something which is on fire!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 5 May 2006, 10:34, archived)
# I did think that
but decided against the additional miracle of a one way valve evolving into my bell end for the sake of imagery
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 May 2006, 10:38, archived)
# plus don't forget customs & excise
or whatever the hell they call themselves these days.

if your petrolic wee was combusted in some useful manner they'd demand their cut. So whenever you spent a penny it could cost you £.

I really don't know where I'm going with this idea so I'll go back to eating my chocolate.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:12, archived)
# you will be
in the first lot to go

:)

(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:58, archived)
# grrrr
Grrrr
Grrrr

As if it's not bad enough to work with racially bigoted fuckheads, now 4 seats in borough are the 'political' wing of Combat 18.

But, I know you're kidding so this is just a vent in general.

Ack, I need to move out of this area.
(I helped save b3ta! Mart No Fool No posts but lots of stalks recently., Fri 5 May 2006, 10:01, archived)
# where may we ask?
I work with posh racists - there's no direct racism, just 'comical' slurs
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 May 2006, 10:03, archived)
#
I work for local government in Sandwell. The borough that has three more bnp chairs. It's not very comical here, it's proper slurs. Nothing kind of like "kill blacks" but it's as good (or bad) as
(I helped save b3ta! Mart No Fool No posts but lots of stalks recently., Fri 5 May 2006, 10:07, archived)
# on the move
possibly to a labour run area, with all manufacturing jobs eliminated, high unemployment, street violence and crime at unacceptable levels, masses of "asylum" seekers draining the national finances, and the odd ethnic no-go area just for good measure, I'll help you get your coat !!
(Betty Boothroyd's Love custard Tourettes at the KOB, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:08, archived)
# I think it soon may be time
to leave the UK.

Voted green yet our borough stays truly blue.
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 5 May 2006, 9:59, archived)
# stay and fight for it
and make sure no racist scum ever get a decent chance
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 5 May 2006, 10:01, archived)
# Nazis I can live with ....
... but not smoking in the boozer?

*books plane ticket*

/joking
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 5 May 2006, 10:04, archived)
# I agree
This is a shit way for the country to be heading. First - chav kids supposedly taking over the streets. and now this, scum, shallow twunts

I thrive for personal opinion, and democracy, but I oppose these bastids
(I helped save b3ta! Mart No Fool No posts but lots of stalks recently., Fri 5 May 2006, 10:05, archived)
# The Green Party just don't do enough campagining
they probably think its a waste of paper.

I think they just rely on the lentil brigade to vote for them which is very wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 May 2006, 10:06, archived)
# plus
the fact they have no real plans on running the country, just saving the world
(I helped save b3ta! Mart No Fool No posts but lots of stalks recently., Fri 5 May 2006, 10:11, archived)
# oh yeh - and that!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 May 2006, 10:11, archived)
# For this reason I wouldn't vote for them in a General Election
But I always vote for them in council elections
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Fri 5 May 2006, 10:31, archived)
# Because saving the World
is only important enough on a local but not national level?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 5 May 2006, 10:40, archived)
# It's probably
the best place to start.

World peace starts in the kitchen etc
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 5 May 2006, 10:46, archived)
# Because saving the world matters to me,
but so do stuff like schools, health, the economy, foreign policy, etc. Which the greens have no real policy on. However, on a council level, I would like a council who cares about the environment, who introduces recycling schemes and works to improve public transport, and conserve areas of greenland, etc.

Plus - the greens have a chance of getting in on the council level in some places (where I used to live there were several green seats). But on a national level it's a wasted vote.
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Fri 5 May 2006, 10:47, archived)
# I know what you mean.
But I have to argue with the 'wasted vote' comment.

there is no such thing as a wasted vote unless you just don't bother to use it.

The vote is there to register your support for someone, not as a 'guess the winner' ticket.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 5 May 2006, 10:51, archived)
# I care more about keeping the tories out
than I do about getting any of the others in. I wish this wasn't the case, and that there was a party I could really believe in, but there isn't.
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Fri 5 May 2006, 10:57, archived)
# Another reaonsable point
Even if there's nobody you want to vote for there should be someone you want to vote against.

Voting for who you believe in is still not a wasted vote though.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:05, archived)
# Green party
You're right they're rubbish campaigners. I was walking through Plymouth city centre t'other day and a Green Party campaigner came over to hand me a flier. Then she stopped and looked at me and said you're probably to young and walked off.

I'm 24 and it shouldn't matter that i'm too young anyway. Shouldn't they want to be drumming up young support.

Fools!

If it was the Tories i would of thought thank god i didn't have to speak to them. But i'm usually tempted by the Green party and they blew it.
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Fri 5 May 2006, 10:14, archived)
# its because they don't have a leader
political parties just don't work that way, not when people expect a figurehead to be in place anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 May 2006, 10:16, archived)
# Makes me sad
Can anything be done to save our country?
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Fri 5 May 2006, 10:20, archived)
# Yes

Vote for Boris Johnson...Comedy Gold in No 10*


*Scousers are excused
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 5 May 2006, 10:22, archived)
# could you imagine the G8 summits
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 May 2006, 10:25, archived)
# hehehehe
Yes...Yes I can

"Oh! so your that froggie leader chappie aren't you...didn't do so well in the war did you"

The whole world would love him
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 5 May 2006, 10:28, archived)
# Teh B3ta Party
or more seriously - anyone under the age of 25 who doesn't like the way the country is going needs to join a political group they approve of and get active (plenty in Unis to choose from) - just don't forget your ideals when you leave uni (or get a job).
change is always slow, but start young and it can be achieved. I'm too old to make a difference (too set in my ways now), short of exercising my democratic rights.

Apart from their recent problems - the reason the Lib Dems are so shite at the moment is becuase they elected a guy who is 200 years old as their leader - just so he could get a turn (c.f. Andropov in the USSR). And he has a stupid name.

but you youngsters out there - GET MOVING
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 May 2006, 10:24, archived)
# I think that Manic tried to get people to vote Lemonparty at the last general election
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Fri 5 May 2006, 10:30, archived)
# ha ha - they are definately too old
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 May 2006, 10:34, archived)
# Hahahaha
Old men having gay sex you say?



(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:00, archived)
# blur it more!
I still know what's happening!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 May 2006, 11:02, archived)
# Only
because you've studied the original.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:06, archived)
# I assumed that the only reason they chose him as leader
was so that the next general election would be Ming versus Gordon.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 5 May 2006, 10:42, archived)
# ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 5 May 2006, 10:48, archived)
# the reason for the lack of
campaigning is that they do not have the financial backing like the three main parties. The main reason is that the policies they have are very anti large business, like reduction of cars resulting in lower demand of fuel and so on.
The CBI certianly would not want them in power and they are a main force in British politics, CBI that is.
(Sandy Koufax's Wonky Willy, Fri 5 May 2006, 10:39, archived)
# I took the initiative and left
Currently sunning it up in Cyprus while the Nazis take hold of the UK.
(I helped save b3ta! Weasel13, Fri 5 May 2006, 10:38, archived)
# I still don't understand
why anti-immigration racist nutjobs vote for the BNP when they have Labour to vote for.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 5 May 2006, 10:36, archived)
# haha
so true!
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 5 May 2006, 10:55, archived)
# the state of the nation
Just look at the state of the nation after too many years with Blairs vegetables in charge, over run with un-desirables, and completely going to the dogs !!!!
That's why
(Betty Boothroyd's Love custard Tourettes at the KOB, Fri 5 May 2006, 10:59, archived)
# and that's why
you voted BNP?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 5 May 2006, 11:14, archived)

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