that looks curiously like joe cornish from 'adam and joe'
/takes the pills.
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Fri 5 May 2006, 16:58,
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Spit those pills out right now!
I, too, see the Joe Cornish resemblance.
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Fri 5 May 2006, 17:02,
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fuck yah!
i haven't posted here for months either! i just let 1111 dangle like a winnet in the breeze...
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Fri 5 May 2006, 17:13,
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yay for botox girl
where's her boyfriend? there was a guy posted with the equivalent lack of expressions recently (last week?) and we need to see them side by side
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Fri 5 May 2006, 17:07,
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that is brilliant
boy getting spunked on is clearly trying to mask his ecstasy.
"please don't cover me in your spaff"
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Fri 5 May 2006, 16:49,
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"please don't cover me in your spaff"
hehe
much as i hate these pink cocks, that does make me chuckle
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Fri 5 May 2006, 16:49,
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You mean to say..
..that I'm not the only one who doesn't find pink cocks funny?
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Fri 5 May 2006, 17:02,
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I think that kids enjoying that too much...
/edit - oooh, slight mind piss there
... Woo to you sir...
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Fri 5 May 2006, 16:50,
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... Woo to you sir...
hah
look at the size of that thing!
I feel this is worth a *cleek*
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Fri 5 May 2006, 16:50,
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I feel this is worth a *cleek*
Hahahahaaha
that
hahahahaha
is
hahahahahahahha
so
hahahahhahahaha
wrong
hahahahaaha
/collapses
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Fri 5 May 2006, 18:12,
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hahahahaha
is
hahahahahahahha
so
hahahahhahahaha
wrong
hahahahaaha
/collapses
oh no, it is you sir who is too kind.
may i offer you an afternoon beverage?
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Fri 5 May 2006, 16:48,
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there is a shortage of decent pangolin pictures on the web
i wanted to make a real life sonic from one of them, but couldn't find a good pic, so i made this.
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Fri 5 May 2006, 16:52,
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only after i pickle it in vinegar
and leave it in the airing cupboard for a year.
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Fri 5 May 2006, 17:02,
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oi oi saveloy
am good - bit warm - this office has no air con ... :(
am starving though ... really hungry !
hows u ?
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Fri 5 May 2006, 16:32,
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am starving though ... really hungry !
hows u ?
Not too bad
just about cleared my desk of work in time for the weekend
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Fri 5 May 2006, 16:33,
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Bonanza!
No annoying cooing and wont shit on your windscreen! Woo!
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Fri 5 May 2006, 16:32,
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can it be..
trained to operate a tractor, or other mechanical devices typically found on a farm?
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Fri 5 May 2006, 16:44,
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oh god!
that turns my stomach!
hmm, guess that means I should get something to eat.
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Fri 5 May 2006, 16:49,
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hmm, guess that means I should get something to eat.
Yaaaaaayyy!
Haven't seen your stuff in bloody ages. I think I've missed it.
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Fri 5 May 2006, 17:30,
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Finally got ImageReady to work
Could do with more frames, really.
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Fri 5 May 2006, 16:26,
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Could do with more frames, really.
Friday afternoon, I'm bored and fed up...
...and thinking of getting this made into a real t-shirt:
Is it a bit too subtle?
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Fri 5 May 2006, 16:22,
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Is it a bit too subtle?
Dinner Dinner Dinner Dinner Dinner Dinner Dinner Dinner Dinner Dinner Dinner Dinner BATMAN!
TJ
not worth putting it on the links page, but what do you find fear inducing about bowies contract?
www.thesmokinggun.com/backstagetour/bowie/bowie1.html
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Fri 5 May 2006, 16:24,
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not worth putting it on the links page, but what do you find fear inducing about bowies contract?
www.thesmokinggun.com/backstagetour/bowie/bowie1.html
Food food food food food food food food cricket toilet!
Cricket Toilet!
Cricket Toileeeeeet!
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Fri 5 May 2006, 16:25,
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Cricket Toileeeeeet!
awesome
there's a guy in the Camden Market that will do it cheap if you suck him off
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Fri 5 May 2006, 16:44,
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don't give
me more cock/cytokine connections. i've been trying to write a literature review on CDCs for days and my brain is b3tafied badly.
sorry, should have said i just laughed out loud at my desk, getting some v. odd looks.
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Fri 5 May 2006, 16:22,
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sorry, should have said i just laughed out loud at my desk, getting some v. odd looks.
cdc literature?
cdc's are high art now?
Yesterday it seemed that someone had enough of them, and then some folks agreed.
Is meme of cdc fading from style to become nothing more than a magenta hued self parody beaten to the point where it has nothing left to give and sitting in the corner of the bar gently crying to itself desparate to impart its story to onlookers for the price of a cheap drink, or is the day of the giant throbbing cdc soon to come with a powerful mountain of perfectly shaded virility replete with a pair of mighty man balls with the exactly specified regulation "right amout of hairs" ?
And this is what happens when I drink a load of coke, I'm even worse after beer flavoured fluid.
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Fri 5 May 2006, 16:42,
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Yesterday it seemed that someone had enough of them, and then some folks agreed.
Is meme of cdc fading from style to become nothing more than a magenta hued self parody beaten to the point where it has nothing left to give and sitting in the corner of the bar gently crying to itself desparate to impart its story to onlookers for the price of a cheap drink, or is the day of the giant throbbing cdc soon to come with a powerful mountain of perfectly shaded virility replete with a pair of mighty man balls with the exactly specified regulation "right amout of hairs" ?
And this is what happens when I drink a load of coke, I'm even worse after beer flavoured fluid.
cdc
cell division cycle (genetics/biochemistry). unfortunately i am thinking in magenta.
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Fri 5 May 2006, 16:43,
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yay
you learn something new every day!
there's no end to the flexibility of a cdc
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Fri 5 May 2006, 16:46,
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there's no end to the flexibility of a cdc
you end
up reading lots of papers with titles like "cdc25 is required for blah blah". i just find them hard to take seriously.
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Fri 5 May 2006, 16:48,
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indeed
b3ta has warped my mind quite significantly now I can't take anything seriously, it has now tipped me over the edge into complete mentalness.
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Fri 5 May 2006, 16:55,
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AAAAh hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Absolutely brilliant!
Be sure and show that to 4dam when next you cross paths, because of this comment earlier b3ta.com/board/5897032
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Fri 5 May 2006, 16:24,
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Be sure and show that to 4dam when next you cross paths, because of this comment earlier b3ta.com/board/5897032
Oh look, it's the girl from upstairs
Could explain George's swelling?
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Fri 5 May 2006, 16:35,
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Could explain George's swelling?
i'm still
sniggering like a loon in in the office. baked potato, pfffft.
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Fri 5 May 2006, 16:38,
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I have to say...
That had me laughing like a drain.
And I don't laugh much*
*I do sometimes
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Fri 5 May 2006, 17:55,
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And I don't laugh much*
*I do sometimes
hahaha
he could be a euphemism for COCK - take a look at my "one-eyed milkman"!
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Fri 5 May 2006, 16:18,
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Is he going to...
...leave his load in Mrs Smith's back passage?
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Fri 5 May 2006, 16:24,
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I don't want him leaving any cottage cheese
on my steps
Woo the Pic
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Fri 5 May 2006, 16:27,
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Woo the Pic
That is the most disturbing thing I've seen today
Congrats and woo
:o)
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Fri 5 May 2006, 16:06,
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:o)
my friends (the ones in that image)
were REALLY freaked out by it.
oh how i laughed!
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Fri 5 May 2006, 16:07,
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oh how i laughed!
Speaking of freaking out friends
My flat mate won't talk to me after what I did to him
Don't know the girl, kept her in tho cos of the priceless look on her face.
:o)
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Fri 5 May 2006, 16:12,
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Don't know the girl, kept her in tho cos of the priceless look on her face.
:o)
Noooo
Don't bring these back! No freaky babies with mouths for eyes please.
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Fri 5 May 2006, 16:07,
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Is there a particular word for that?
Like gnops, ork and spong?
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Fri 5 May 2006, 16:24,
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hahaha
"Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they're not out to get you" - John Lennon (I think)
*clicks*
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Fri 5 May 2006, 16:00,
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*clicks*
Juuust becaauuuse your paaaranoid
doooon't meeeeaaan they're not aaaafter WOO!
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Fri 5 May 2006, 16:10,
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spin spin spin spin spins pins pins pnis snip pisn nsipp spin!
Points* for identifying the location.
*actual points may have no redeemable value
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Fri 5 May 2006, 15:57,
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Points* for identifying the location.
*actual points may have no redeemable value
a 360 degree fountain of vomit
filmed matrix style
man, that would be beautiful.
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Fri 5 May 2006, 15:59,
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man, that would be beautiful.
where is this?
it seems oddly familiar*
*spends lots of time stagging around hedgerows being sick
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Fri 5 May 2006, 16:05,
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*spends lots of time stagging around hedgerows being sick
a cosmopolitan area
Of reprobates and neanderthals
is it familiar due to the rotation? Are you one of the towns many drunk persons? if so, yay to you !
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Fri 5 May 2006, 16:09,
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is it familiar due to the rotation? Are you one of the towns many drunk persons? if so, yay to you !
sorry I said cosmopolitan
spelling mistake
I should have said "common dump of crap that fate dooms me to reside at"
no, it's not knutsford :)
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Fri 5 May 2006, 16:43,
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I should have said "common dump of crap that fate dooms me to reside at"
no, it's not knutsford :)
I can only thank
the powers that be that you did not do 'Napoleon's boner parts'
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Fri 5 May 2006, 15:58,
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do you know the technique?
cut around with a knive, then twist and the two halves should come apart, then score the inside flesh and pop inside out hey presto, insant cubed mango!
next week a great recipe for ice-cream!
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Fri 5 May 2006, 15:59,
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next week a great recipe for ice-cream!
i don't like the mango
I find them oddly stringy.
woo to the Mango Marketing Board though.
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Fri 5 May 2006, 15:58,
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woo to the Mango Marketing Board though.
top work sir
glad the Internet is working again
woo
*clicks*
*edit* FP THIS NOW!!!!
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Fri 5 May 2006, 15:34,
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woo
*clicks*
*edit* FP THIS NOW!!!!
One penguin seems to be trying to enter the one in front....
....head first.....
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Fri 5 May 2006, 15:37,
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DRAW IT!
DRAW IT NOW!
I love the ickle mouse cavelady thing! have a belated Woo!
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Fri 5 May 2006, 15:37,
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I love the ickle mouse cavelady thing! have a belated Woo!
Woooooooooooo
Excellent work sir
And if I may concur with everyone else FP THIS NOW!!!!!!!
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Fri 5 May 2006, 15:38,
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And if I may concur with everyone else FP THIS NOW!!!!!!!
I hope I dream tonight
and that this is the stuff they are made of
... and tits... yea and squirrels with knives...
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Fri 5 May 2006, 15:54,
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... and tits... yea and squirrels with knives...
This should make it to the FP as well*
Congrats Sir on the Luftwaffles :)
if Eclectech had done this it would already be there :)
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Fri 5 May 2006, 16:11,
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if Eclectech had done this it would already be there :)
If this isn't front paged...
I shall err... ummm.... be very sad. You won't like me when I'm sad!
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Fri 5 May 2006, 16:16,
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I don't know
you have made me confused!
All right, it's friday, you can have the lol coins as a woo
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Fri 5 May 2006, 15:43,
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All right, it's friday, you can have the lol coins as a woo
Lovely, lovely lolly!
Ta!
and it's been explained up there! Mini's tree of sound . . .
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Fri 5 May 2006, 15:46,
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and it's been explained up there! Mini's tree of sound . . .
oh I got it straight away
I meant I was confused as to whether it was inspired or utterly shite!
You have the benefit of my doubt.
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Fri 5 May 2006, 15:48,
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You have the benefit of my doubt.
thanks
i don't seem to find the time to make them anymore. Maybe after exams
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Fri 5 May 2006, 15:59,
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Arf!
I've only been to MOS once...it was a bit cack. I thought it would be a lot bigger than it was.
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Fri 5 May 2006, 15:44,
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Heh heh heh
oh, those crazy dinosaurs and their engine part needs!
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Fri 5 May 2006, 15:27,
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I didn't used to until someone
replied to DTF that their Hello Kitty plate matched their Hello Kitty knickers . . .
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Fri 5 May 2006, 15:16,
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A bit, but it doesn't surprise me tbh
Did you know you can get a Hello Kitty vibrator?
www.jmate.com/data/pictures/features/p-z/TheHistoryoftheHelloKittyVibrator02.jpg
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Fri 5 May 2006, 15:17,
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www.jmate.com/data/pictures/features/p-z/TheHistoryoftheHelloKittyVibrator02.jpg
well there you go then
I think that's due justification.
And actually, DtH is right - it's cos it always reminds me of knickers!
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Fri 5 May 2006, 15:20,
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And actually, DtH is right - it's cos it always reminds me of knickers!
yay! :)
I just got your email asking for a cartoon for your book :/
I sent it to your gmail addy..hope its not to late
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Fri 5 May 2006, 15:13,
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I just got your email asking for a cartoon for your book :/
I sent it to your gmail addy..hope its not to late
and another afternoons tea break is
activated... that web site redesign can wait..
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Fri 5 May 2006, 15:13,
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http://www.h4sh.com/FingerFandango
stopped working already...
to much b3ta influx?
edit: 5th try seems to work...
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Fri 5 May 2006, 15:15,
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to much b3ta influx?
edit: 5th try seems to work...
this is the heavy heavy monster sound
the nuttiest sound around...
YAY!!!
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Fri 5 May 2006, 15:18,
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YAY!!!
Bah I am off to nap in a mo
Listen all, don't click the links too hard, I don't want them all exhausted by the time I resurface.
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Fri 5 May 2006, 15:24,
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Fine
Hot and sunny.
Good.
Might skive off early and take my bubble mixture to the park.
Edit: nice choice of biscuit btw.
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Fri 5 May 2006, 15:01,
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Good.
Might skive off early and take my bubble mixture to the park.
Edit: nice choice of biscuit btw.
I am good cause it's Friday
The weather is grand!
I haven't done any work today, so i have a days worth of work to cram into the next hour
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Fri 5 May 2006, 15:01,
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I haven't done any work today, so i have a days worth of work to cram into the next hour
I'm fine thanks.
Weathers hot and sunny!
It's my last day mwahahahahahaha!
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Fri 5 May 2006, 15:02,
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It's my last day mwahahahahahaha!
my well being state
reality grasp: low but fluctuating.
health: prognosis=sick puppy.
Hummus: Not measurable
Waitrose Coke Consumption at this time: Quarter of a litre
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Fri 5 May 2006, 15:02,
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health: prognosis=sick puppy.
Hummus: Not measurable
Waitrose Coke Consumption at this time: Quarter of a litre
Have you been talking to Dave?
I'm just about to knock off w*rk a bit early and throw a few darts. As it's sunny, I've forgone the afternoon tea and had a glass of 1/3rd strawberry smoothie, 1/3rd orange juice, and 1/3rd spring water. It am lush!
Edit: okay, newsletter first, then darts!
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Fri 5 May 2006, 15:02,
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Edit: okay, newsletter first, then darts!
Fine
Hot and sunny (no windows in office thou!!!)
Busy as a one armed juggler
Of to the coast for the weekend so not all bad
Thats all
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Fri 5 May 2006, 15:02,
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Busy as a one armed juggler
Of to the coast for the weekend so not all bad
Thats all
this afternoon
I am extremely peachy, it is hot and sunny, and I am just waiting for my tests to finish then I am off home
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Fri 5 May 2006, 15:02,
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it's a lovely day in London
at lunchtime me and 2 of my most beautiful colleagues went to see "the sultan's elephant", which is a 40 foot hydraulic elephant waddling about London. But it was asleep.
I'm about to have a cup of tea and a packet of sea salt seabrooks and 2 satsumas.
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Fri 5 May 2006, 15:02,
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I'm about to have a cup of tea and a packet of sea salt seabrooks and 2 satsumas.
Ooh im a bit shit actually
The weathers nice and sunny and ive had the day of work.
But the boss has just called telling me ive got to come in at 5 tommorrow morning cos some dick has phoned in sick.
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Fri 5 May 2006, 15:03,
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But the boss has just called telling me ive got to come in at 5 tommorrow morning cos some dick has phoned in sick.
i'm okay
i'm eating three bacon sarnies so that's good
the weather is too hot for clothes
and all my lessons were cancelled so hurrah and no work!!
*huggles archie*
*squeezes bum*
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Fri 5 May 2006, 15:04,
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the weather is too hot for clothes
and all my lessons were cancelled so hurrah and no work!!
*huggles archie*
*squeezes bum*
Hello! Not seen this before, how lovely.
I'm not too bad, chilling and relaxing.. I'm chillaxing..
The weater is lovely and sunny, and I'm sitting indoors missing it. Whoops.
I wasted the morning at college then came home. Work involves hitting F5 every now and then.
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Fri 5 May 2006, 15:04,
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The weater is lovely and sunny, and I'm sitting indoors missing it. Whoops.
I wasted the morning at college then came home. Work involves hitting F5 every now and then.
I'm
fine. A number of beers have been consumed.
The weather is glorious.
I do not work.
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Fri 5 May 2006, 15:14,
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The weather is glorious.
I do not work.
I am just about to eat my lunch
my tummy is rumbling as I've had to wait so long.
The weather here is overcast and a bit nippy and I am about to have a nap after soup :)
Edit: hahaha I've turned into a wuss. It's 18 degrees and I'm saying it's nippy and it's 19 degrees in London and people are basking!
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Fri 5 May 2006, 15:26,
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The weather here is overcast and a bit nippy and I am about to have a nap after soup :)
Edit: hahaha I've turned into a wuss. It's 18 degrees and I'm saying it's nippy and it's 19 degrees in London and people are basking!
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