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# Knowing me, sanebutoverwhelmed...

click
for hugemungous version.

My very first 'shop post. Bin dun hmm?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 16:10, archived)
# Ooh
tha'ss nice, Woo!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 16:12, archived)
# Four calling birds, three french hens, two turtle doves.
Alan Partridge in a pear tree!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 16:13, archived)
# I did a very crap version
4 years ago.

But this is far superior.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 16:14, archived)
# *bow*
thankyou
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 16:19, archived)
# Bulbous Purple Things... because "Bulbous" is a great word.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 16:00, archived)
# I like this.
And I feel very lonely since I appear to be the only person here.


*shivers in the corner*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 16:10, archived)
# Am here
Just utterly fucking pathetically slow and making me damage my keyboard.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 16:12, archived)
# I was waiting for someone to say 'Fast and bulbous!'
So I could say 'Bulbous, also tapered'.

But the board seems to be every bit as non-fast as purple fella there is clearly bulbous.

woo to the lully pic, btw.

Slow and bulbous!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 16:12, archived)
# Yes
I have inadvertently created a purple metaphor for b3ta's server woes.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 16:23, archived)
# Like a squid eating dough!
Hurrah!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 17:29, archived)
# don't worry 99% of britain's blackcurrants make it
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 16:11, archived)
# purple!
and cool. yes.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 16:14, archived)
# He's ok
I think all the gradients terrify him.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 16:21, archived)
# Long time viewer, first time poster.
I give you...

The Bohemian Raspberry!
*Groan*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 16:00, archived)
# EMO STRAWBERRY!
*hides*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 16:06, archived)
# *smirk*
Good first attempt!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 16:08, archived)
# Good enough for a smirkin' merkin.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 16:12, archived)
# arfarfarfarfarfarf!
welcome!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 16:16, archived)
# Already been done? Surely it has?


Edit: If you have skype installed, look in your "My Skype Pictures" folder, sorry for the RIS.. full face veil.

and b3ta is sloooowwww...
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:52, archived)
# Is that Darth's helmet? Oooh err?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:57, archived)
# Uh....
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:58, archived)
# Skype
and that's a full face veil. They have loads in the "My Skype Pictures" folder but none for muslim females...
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 16:09, archived)
# Y'know
your explanation has made me RIS even more.

(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 16:21, archived)
# Wow you are dense!
It's a muslim full face veil for your skype icon.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 9:13, archived)
# Hmmm... it's not just me...
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 16:12, archived)
# ..
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:44, archived)
# arf! indeed
'we're not shutting hospitals, oh no, we're instituting local centres of excellence oh yes indeed
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:46, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Cracking!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:47, archived)
# Excellent!
Top shoppery and a whole vat of hummus to boot.

I woo you.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:52, archived)
# Ahaha woo!
The only way this idea makes any sense is if they replaced the entire ambulance fleet with helicopters.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 16:10, archived)
# That's woosome
and congrats on the Grauniad FP today sir!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 16:13, archived)
# cheers !
I assume Guardian Unlimited must have flagged up the image I did for them on their home page.

The image was alright but, I must admit, I've produced better. I preferred this one :-)
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 16:28, archived)
# Another burnt sausage roll for your gourmet buffet...
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:39, archived)
# Truly awful
but made me arf!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:42, archived)
# What it lacks in quality
it made up for in lack of effort required...
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:45, archived)
# what the hell is going on in the source pic?
did he get drunk with a tape measure?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:44, archived)
# and a .33
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:44, archived)
# please tell me that's not a genuine corpse
as that would really piss me off
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:49, archived)
# Far as I could tell it's a genuine actor
playing the part of 'corpse' or maybe 'drunk'.

Please tell me that's not a genuine skull next to your name, as that would really make me tut.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:56, archived)
# Judging by the amount of blood nearby
I'd be inclined to call this image 'real'.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 16:19, archived)
# All the rage these days.
Those kerr-azy kids.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:45, archived)
# I'm ris'ing
do you mean a dyslexic forensic expert
or a cockney one, finding 'and prints?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:45, archived)
# I suppose the former.
(Probably worthwhile expending yr attention on the quality stuff instead, though...)
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:50, archived)
# Haha
*nods*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 16:14, archived)
# Anyone seen my badger?

I left him playing with next door's zebra.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:38, archived)
# there he is!
yay for teh badg0rz!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:41, archived)
# thats aceness
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:43, archived)
# I love this!
Cutest piano I ever did see.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:43, archived)
# woo!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:46, archived)
# ahahahah
(also, what the fuck is going on with the board, it's as slow as fuck here)
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:53, archived)
# It's slow for everyone.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 16:02, archived)
# We don't need no stinking badges
I love Blazing Saddles.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 16:32, archived)
# that's brilliant
woo x 46 to allow for slow board loading
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:47, archived)
# That gets a woo from me!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 16:16, archived)
# ta daaa!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:35, archived)
# I want your T Shirt,
not one like it. I WANT YOURS.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:38, archived)
# take it
it's yours now
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:41, archived)
# this is brilliant!

b3ta is truly borked today.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 16:48, archived)
[challenge entry] may not actually be true
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:33, archived)
# Why do i keep thinking bukkake?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:36, archived)
# Beekkake?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:48, archived)
# Beekkake?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:50, archived)
# WOO!
*thrusts hard into the writhing mass of bees*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:36, archived)
#
hard cock
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:44, archived)
# AAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
That's truly horrible and wonderful AT THE SAME TIME!

However do you do it?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:37, archived)
# Hahaha
Makes me think of Candyman
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:45, archived)
# .
croydon?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 20:29, archived)
# this reminds me of a smashing pumpkins song
can't remember its name though

woo and eurgh
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:58, archived)
# Maybe
something about a beehomouth?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 16:17, archived)
# It's funny cos it's true!
woo!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 16:15, archived)
# Candyman Candyman Candyman Candyman Candyman
Woo!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 16:32, archived)
# BEES!!!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 16:35, archived)
# fish-a-too
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

My first attemtt at this. Awful or woth more effort?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:25, archived)
# It's not bad at all.
A couple of pointers though - the contrast is way too high, which makes it look extremely artificial against the lower-contrast background.

Also the size of the picture is likewise huge - try to keep the filesize below 50kb before posting it on the main board! Otherwise thou shalt get flamed to hell.

Good go though :)
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:32, archived)
# I kinda think the dodgy contrast makes the picture.
Top adviceage though.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:40, archived)
# well i think it's bizarrely splendid!
for all that's worth!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:32, archived)
# s'not bad
keep it up.

WOO!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:34, archived)
# not that bad for a first attempt!
just needs to be a bit smaller (both in pixel- and filesize)
and you might want to work on the seams - which program/technique did you use?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:37, archived)
# I use
paintshop pro 7 (because i got it for free). As for techniques i have no idea, i kinda make it up as i go along. Thanks for the tips though everyone!

There will be much shrinkage next time.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 1:26, archived)
# reporting for duty - it was tough getting in....
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:16, archived)
# pfft!
*groans*

'noon everyone!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:20, archived)
# Glad to see you made it back alive
The board running painfully slow for anyone else?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:25, archived)
# Yes.
Extremely.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:27, archived)
# its slow for me and I've got it open in 94 windows!!!!!!!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:28, archived)
# Yup I was trying to get back on to post something similair about the board
Is it Virgin related again!?! :/
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:30, archived)
# Windows 94?
Blimey, that's rare.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:34, archived)
# I tried to post this, but the internets were being arseheads.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:36, archived)
# I think
b3ta's just being slow as all hell.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:39, archived)
# You're stealing 93 other people's internet!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:38, archived)
# ^thus^
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:37, archived)
# yep.
i think the hamsters need feeding
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:30, archived)
# Perhaps the kittens have escaped from their tubes again!?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:37, archived)
# We must be on the jelly-powered backup server.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:36, archived)
# I'm on barnesy
jelly and custard aren't working for me.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:39, archived)
#
Let's all go play on Tattyworld
and give Human Descent a fright.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:45, archived)
# rofl
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:25, archived)
# I love that pic
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:27, archived)
# you bastard
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:26, archived)
# I want my money back
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:28, archived)
# hooray
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:37, archived)
# that made me laugh out loud in the office
you arse
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:40, archived)
# ^ this

(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 16:26, archived)
# hahaha
That made me guffaw...
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:55, archived)
# Jump around!!
MC Kippers, caterpillarleaper extraordinaire

That girl be me, but the 'shop be by someone more talented! Also nicked the idea from Sunburnt Tiger... *unoriginal*
www.b3ta.com/board/6581633
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:10, archived)
# ello Kippers
we loikes em pretty round these parts
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:13, archived)
# No!
Ugly girls ftw!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:15, archived)
# scuse me
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:18, archived)
# You are excused
/gracious
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:34, archived)
# there are no ugly girls
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:18, archived)
# are you talking to me?
I am actually this blurry in real life ;)
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:16, archived)
# even better!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:18, archived)
# Caterpillar!
Lovely stuff, woo :)
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:18, archived)
# Jump up jump up and get down!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:23, archived)
# Woo! Ace!
I have another in the pipeline but work and talking to you on email is really slowing me down!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:24, archived)
# are you saying you'd rather do 'shops
than talk rubbish to be on email!

Ok then, just this once I'll give you some peace ;)
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:28, archived)
#
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:10, archived)
# hahahahahaha
*clicks*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:12, archived)
# marry me
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:13, archived)
# hahahaa!!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:13, archived)
# Go good it gets a few wooose


(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:14, archived)
# nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
clowns give me the heebie jeebies :(
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:16, archived)
# ORLY? YARLY!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:19, archived)
# GOOD SHITTING JESOSEPHAT.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 20:03, archived)
# JESUSING FUCKHOLES.
LOOK AT THE FIRST FRAME OF THAT.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 21:12, archived)
# Is that
Captain Spalding?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:20, archived)
# SCIENE ALMIGHTY.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 20:13, archived)
# haha
you are a nonsense.

only just noticed the wee cock
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:15, archived)
# Me too! Bewar the wankin hitlar!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:16, archived)
# á la devil duck, no?
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 20:09, archived)
# 10 points for a nazi joke
and another 10 for sneaking in a CDC
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:15, archived)
# ARF!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:16, archived)
# magical ending
mr Bees!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:23, archived)
# hahahaha!
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:23, archived)
# Beeeautiful
well... not beautiful, but yes.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 18:43, archived)
# Haha, brilliant
Jews love these jokes anyway.
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 18:42, archived)
# This is the funniest thing I have seen on b3ta
for a million years. I love you x
(, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 21:55, archived)
# Another one
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:58, archived)
# whats going on?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:04, archived)
# I wasn't the only person with access issues there?
EDIT: I think Robs using the bandwidth for p0rn again!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:08, archived)
# nope
and I can only get on via jelly. Even barnsey seemed to die.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:10, archived)
# Aye, broke down both ends.
Never tried jelly though
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:16, archived)
# IS EVERYBODY OK?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:11, archived)
# no casualties here sir!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:12, archived)
# *passes out lifebelts*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:12, archived)
# just a bit out of breath
*wheeze*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:13, archived)
# all present and correct
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:16, archived)
# Still breathing
On Barnesy.org now though =/
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:17, archived)
# back to normal here
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:19, archived)
# Still breathing,
May have spoken too soon though
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:18, archived)
# Damnit, Lag made me double post
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:20, archived)
# Did something happen?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:18, archived)
# no
and that was the problem.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:20, archived)
# One Datson with a slight limp this end.
Things will be back to normal as soon as Rob finishes the downloads from tubgirl.com
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:27, archived)
# I think
the board's a little broken.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:10, archived)
# MEKON
YOU TELL ME THAT I'M ON
WELL BABY I'M ON
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:12, archived)
# is that your real name in the corner?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:12, archived)
# "Paul Daniels"
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:15, archived)
# that's what I thought
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:21, archived)
# these are really funky
i likes it!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:13, archived)
# Houston we have a problem
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:48, archived)
# I say!
That's rather good.

Have this (not really worth its own thread):

(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:50, archived)
# Hahaha, I didn't notice that for ages!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:05, archived)
# arf
very good :¬)
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:08, archived)
# haha
woosome.
it (stalag)mite be real!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:28, archived)
# woo
deserves a click button
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:59, archived)
# It
Is a rocket balloon *gets excited*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:53, archived)
# like it a lot
this is very good indeed
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:59, archived)
# RIGHT! THATS IT!
I want a limit put onto the amount of hummus you are allowed to post on this board!
*edit* Also... WOO and YAY!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:02, archived)
# hahaha
woo
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:07, archived)
#
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:07, archived)
# That's flippin' ace
*clickety clicks*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:21, archived)
# W/Y/H/WTF/WOW/YOU ROCK
smells like FP!
/acronym blog
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:30, archived)
# unlikely, I made it too big for that
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:37, archived)
# well, who needs the frontpage, fucking cunt that is,
all the praise be to you here on /board etc. pp
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:45, archived)
# 'noon all

now with added "badum tish" and 3 whole frames for your 100k
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:32, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:32, archived)
# hahahaha
HA...

Aceness
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:33, archived)
# ouch
the punnage
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:33, archived)
# .
10 PRINT "c=3 ";
20 GOTO 10

RUN
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:40, archived)
# Ha, nice work with the space and the semicolon.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:43, archived)
# I was there son. I was there.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:44, archived)
# hahaha I am liking that hat
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:45, archived)
# Oof.
That almost hurt physically.

I had to watch it 4 times to geddit.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:33, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
ha



ha
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:33, archived)
# I just put the robot in my profile
looks dashing on there
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:47, archived)
# 100kb for two frames?
Hmmm. Well I guess technically it's an anim.

*subsides*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:33, archived)
# 2 frames
50k each
it's well within the law no matter how you look at it.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:36, archived)
# Yeah I know.
I'm just being especially Nazi today. No worries.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:38, archived)
# Fucking Nazi.
Why, eh?

Why?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:41, archived)
# Oh I don't know.
Bad mood? Maybe.

(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:08, archived)
# off
on a technicality!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:38, archived)
# what is the law on animations?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:45, archived)
# *winces*
*giggles*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:34, archived)
# *minces*
*wiggles*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:39, archived)
# Cor!
*adjusts monocle*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:42, archived)
# *lynches*
*jiggles*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:47, archived)
# *fetches killing knife from the wardrobe*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:34, archived)
# you have 2 of them ?
Edit: bugger, ninja edit ?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:34, archived)
# it was very odd
as i am certain i only pressed 'post this message' once...
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:36, archived)
# it was very odd
as i am certain i only pressed 'post this message' once...
( mictoboy COW! COW! COW! COW! COW! COW! COW! COW! COW! COW!, Wed 6 Dec, 14:36, Ignore, Reply)


Sorry,
couldn't resist.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:40, archived)
#
you needed to add 'delete' and 'edit' to have truly convinced me
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:44, archived)
#
8
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:49, archived)
# Loving the effort you put in there
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:44, archived)
# *slaps*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:34, archived)
#
AAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:35, archived)
# ^this
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:46, archived)
# careful now...
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:37, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:34, archived)
# oh dear hahahahahaha
badum tish
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:35, archived)
# OOOHHH the punnage.
It burns!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:37, archived)
# Oof!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:38, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
excellent
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:38, archived)
# I must kill you now
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:39, archived)
# it must be doublepost death day
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:40, archived)
# I must kill you now
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:39, archived)
# Twice!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:41, archived)
# things went a bit oo-err for a bit there
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:44, archived)
# Oof.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:51, archived)
# MASH!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:25, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
(;
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:25, archived)
# for why?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:29, archived)
# It's fucking huge.
/nazi Exeter bike shop
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:29, archived)
# it's just abot 50k
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:30, archived)
# i've got 55kb
over the limit, but hardly huge.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:30, archived)
# Bgger!
Exeter bike shopi
Exeter bike shop^
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:31, archived)
# trying to shed that last 5kb
did all manner of shite to it. My newsmashes are normally well within the limits.

Optimising the BBC front page is hard m'fellow newsmashers!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:32, archived)
# i can see your efforts in brown's face
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:32, archived)
# I'd like to spread my efforts all over Brown's face.*
*may not be true.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:33, archived)
# it's
the 75kb CDCs that I object to. Otherwise I consider 50 to be more of a guideline :P
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:37, archived)
# you would.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:39, archived)
# what?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:40, archived)
# Aye, I often use the 50kb rule as an excuse to flame stuff i dont like
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:42, archived)
# You're the original nazi.
People tremble in your wake.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:32, archived)
# erm...
I just flick him the bird
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:34, archived)
# Wake?
I am not dead yet.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:34, archived)
# more's the pity!
;-)
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:36, archived)
# no we don't
we yawn and wander off
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:35, archived)
# The kettle is my favourite destination.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:36, archived)
# Ooh,
I'll have a cup.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:37, archived)
# *cups*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:39, archived)
# China or porcelain?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:46, archived)
# oh is that who's stick I get tarred with
cheers you complete and utter bumhole!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:41, archived)
# Hahahahaha
My pleasure :)
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:42, archived)
# you are truly the master
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:26, archived)
# bater
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:27, archived)
# Subtle
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:28, archived)
# Where do I sign up
for the Vorderman poopchute abuse?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:26, archived)
# Sorry, it's me
David Geste and the dead one from Milli Vanilli
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:28, archived)
# where do i sign up for the wasp box, David Geste and the dead one from Milli Vanilli poopchute abuse?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:29, archived)
# the Imperial, Liecester Square, this Sat
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:31, archived)
# *phones ticketmaster*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:32, archived)
# Yes!
You got your Vorderman costume sorted?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:33, archived)
# i wrote their songs you know
didn't see a fucking penny, the cunts
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:30, archived)
# those fucking cunts
I sold them my house, didn't see a fucking penny
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:34, archived)
# acely
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:28, archived)
# Ear rape
pffft
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:29, archived)
# It's about time
hehe - good one too
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:30, archived)
# Sexy Nuns ....
Oh hang on...
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Quickancakky Compy Posty
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:24, archived)
# Erm?
Why is this so good?

have a woo.

Exeter bike shop
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:25, archived)
# It's great
'cause it involves abuse of papnorks.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:26, archived)
# *goes to abuse papnorks*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:27, archived)
# EVIL NORK TEMPTRESS!
that phrase is much maligned!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:25, archived)
# wha' th' fuck?!!!
that was hilarious... but i want to know what the source image was :-/
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:25, archived)
# This
Exeter bike shop
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:27, archived)
# I see what you did there
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:34, archived)
# hahaha
take that!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:26, archived)
# gravity
one of my favourite forces
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:30, archived)
# hypnotising
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:31, archived)
# England's Saviour
Oi cricket selection guys, pick me for the next Test and I'll teach those flamin' gallahs a thing or two about cricket! Thomas "Monty" Duffin ready for service...

I'm cycling to Australia right now, should be there in time for tea and butlins!

(P.S. now that butlins have been legalised by the ICC, I am gonna eat TWO before the game to ensure I perform at peak levels! Better keep them away from that fat Flintoff guy tho, rofllmaozomg!!1!!1eleventy!)

Check out these moves...

(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:11, archived)
# MEGAWOWZ
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:11, archived)
# hello GMOS
I wanted to do something with this pic, and I somehow ended up with your face alle over it again
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:27, archived)
# bizarre!
cricket is dead for me now, play this game instead

(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:12, archived)
# Why the evil white line?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:22, archived)
# transparent gifs make me hard

(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:24, archived)
# yes.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:26, archived)
# Bosh, howzat!!!
pfft
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:25, archived)
# *waits for it to animate*
*is disappointed*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:12, archived)
# nice one!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:12, archived)
# can you really play cricket?
or are you in the England team?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:12, archived)
# YOU!!!!
THREAD DELETER.


AAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:14, archived)
# Eh?
Hmm?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:15, archived)
# Feigning ignorance will not work, I have screenshots*
No bother anyway, I just like finding excuses to go AAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


* - may be a lie
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:18, archived)
# Come & sit on my lap
I'll make you AAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:20, archived)
# *sits*
AAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:21, archived)
# *smokes after*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:21, archived)
# doing it too fast
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:22, archived)
# I find my huge girth causes much discomfort
so have a heart if I rush
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:24, archived)
# but I feel really bad now.
What did I delete? Will it help if I go AAIIEE! too?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:22, archived)
# yes
I think it would.

Oh crap, it wasn't you, hahahahaha, it was vincente

Make the noise anyway.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:23, archived)
# *cough cough*
*shuffle*
AAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:25, archived)
#
AAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:25, archived)
# well hellllooo
*pats knee*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:25, archived)
# what about
Pat's knee?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:28, archived)
# No.
Nothing will save you from the eternal hellfire you have now earned yourself.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:26, archived)
# *cough*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:27, archived)
# *slaps*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:30, archived)
#
AAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:31, archived)
# Hahaha
I so knew you were going to do that
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:34, archived)
# *joins in pointing and scary noise-making*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:15, archived)
# Could be down to poor team selection?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:16, archived)
# SOUP SOUP SOUP SOUP!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:17, archived)
# err?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:20, archived)
# cricket?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:16, archived)
# Cricket?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:20, archived)
# Whyfore
are you posting tiny, tiny pictures?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:21, archived)
# They're not tiny
just far away
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:23, archived)
# cricket?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:23, archived)
# JESUS
make it smaller, read the faq, duh
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:24, archived)
#
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:27, archived)
#
.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:39, archived)
# 36kb
for something the size of 4dam's cock? Bloody hell.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:27, archived)
# I've done worse
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:31, archived)
# Cricket?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:25, archived)
#
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:23, archived)
# To clarify,
I just transparentificated her and wanted to test her against board backgrounds.

I am not Hippoing anyone here.

Exeter bike shop
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:29, archived)
# looks much better like that
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:32, archived)
# that Thomas sure can bowl
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:17, archived)
# RHHEEEEE! RHHEEEEE! RHHEEEEE! RHHEEEEE! RHHEEEEE! RHHEEEEE! !
SQUEEEEEL LIKE A PIG!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:24, archived)
# Edith Pilaf
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:10, archived)
# Haha
Good grief.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:13, archived)
# AUGH!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:13, archived)
# Hahaha!
this made me LOL
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:13, archived)
# Ooooof!
but spiff!

Nicely done.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:15, archived)
# je ne vinaigrette rien
ba

dum

tish

/coat
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:20, archived)
# hahahah
christ
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:22, archived)
# you called?
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:28, archived)
# bindun
it was an fp too
(the great architect? can't remember)
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:31, archived)
# I'd like to take credit for it, but it was Mugatu who did the original
then had to redo it for the b3ta sick joke book,
available from all good bookstores now in time for xmas
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:33, archived)
# by me
This was the version for the Sick Joke book :P

(as the original I did used a copyrighted image)
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:34, archived)
# aha, sorry
:)
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:37, archived)
# that's ok.....
*sharpens knife*
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:38, archived)
# the simpsons already did it
.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 14:34, archived)

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