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# It's a war out there!
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:01, archived)
# Yes.
I for one advocate indoor wars. Perhaps under a nice dome or something. That'd be cosier.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:02, archived)
# I had a war in my basement once
was a bit dark
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:02, archived)
# is that a euphamism for something?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:03, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:04, archived)
# gut trouble
shoiley
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:04, archived)
# screaming shitloss?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:08, archived)
# Nerf wars
always fun until you break one of mums pot cats.

Then fun blaming your dad.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:03, archived)
# much of your post confuses me
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:03, archived)
# I thought it was just me.
My brain fever has been causing me to hallucinate words.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:05, archived)
# Like a fox!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:05, archived)
# Yes I would.
Ta.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:06, archived)
# Don't go trying to excuse yourself, you befeathered shagmagnet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:07, archived)
# Well you're right.
Shag does tend to stick to me when I roll around on carpets. But it's electrostatics and nought to do with magnets.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:11, archived)
# not halfzware shag then?
Which is terbaccy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:14, archived)
# Oh,
about quarter past one I think, and a bit cloudy.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:15, archived)
# Yes, I realise that but what is is in KILOGRAMMES?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:18, archived)
# I only know weights in bags of sugar.
In bags of sugar, twenty-four.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:21, archived)
# You leave Kiefer out of this.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:23, archived)
# *stands in background waving a placard saying 'Hi Mum'"*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 14:38, archived)
# was your dad a drunk?
nerf was cool!
although as you get older... you realise there's more effect if you just clobber someone with the plastic gun!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:05, archived)
# You're strange
as he is an alchoholic, yeah. But no, I blame him for most things.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:06, archived)
# oh
*awkward silence*

well you see... erm...
*gives Capt Wow a comforting prod*
*runs away*
(likeajackhammer, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:07, archived)
# Oh, no, it's ok.
I'm suprisingly well adjusted, as my mum says. It's just left me with a GCSE in How To Look After Pissed Big Fat Men. The main premise of which being 'fuck off, I'm not trying to move him. Is he breathing? Well then, leave him till he wakes up'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:09, archived)
# *trips*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:09, archived)
# *points*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:11, archived)
# you can't kill the big one with just one shot shoe-oily?
you need to keep firing for ages - until your keyboard breaks or your finger does!!!!

I protest!

and woo.


I protest and woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:02, archived)
# "These babies tend to heat up so i recommend firing in 3 second bursts!"
(likeajackhammer, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:04, archived)
# I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit
It's the only way to be sure
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:11, archived)
# me = waynes world 2
you = aliens

oui??
(likeajackhammer, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:16, archived)
# Don't worry
That's not the big one
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:04, archived)
# *awaits sequel*
(likeajackhammer, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:05, archived)
# I DEMAND A BIG ONE!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:06, archived)
# Shut your pie hole
You'll get your big one
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:07, archived)
# I've been saying that for years mate
Don't hold your breath.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:10, archived)
#
http://www.b3ta.com/board/6613466
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:16, archived)
# me too!
*loobs*
(likeajackhammer, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:16, archived)
# hoorays!
i like this very muchly!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:03, archived)
# That's most woo!
But remember, folks: war is not a game:

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:07, archived)
# True
But 'War games' is a great film
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:08, archived)
# Aye, you've got me there.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:10, archived)
# Hello Joshua.
would you like to play a game.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:10, archived)
# *remebers modem*
*laughs*

*uses same modem to connect to internet*
*cries*
(likeajackhammer, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:18, archived)
# repost++

This old mash >> click for bigger << of mine was pilfered by some guys to advertise back pain treatment. The advert was so odd that it was featured on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. How rare...
(I helped save b3ta! DaveBr tes noisivelet ruoy tsujda ton od, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:58, archived)
# Repost you say?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:00, archived)
# yes
and a chance to blow my trumpet
(I helped save b3ta! DaveBr tes noisivelet ruoy tsujda ton od, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:01, archived)
# I would pay good money to watch you do that
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:02, archived)
# Did they pay you
anything for using it?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:13, archived)
# nobody anywhere
has received any money as far as I know. I need to find the chap who owns the squirrel photos and see if he'll agree to me putting it into a stock image archive.

I've also had a problem with the tesco value valentine card photograph being used without permission by newspapers and magazines.
(I helped save b3ta! DaveBr tes noisivelet ruoy tsujda ton od, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:16, archived)
# I'd at least
write to the advertisers and let them know that it is your image they have used.

If you are feeling cocky, request that they pay you for the time it took you to make it.

If you are not, ask them if they'd like you to make any more adverts for them (at a price, of course).

At the end of the day, they are making money off your back - and the Jay Leno show is a pretty big free advert for them.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:23, archived)
# yup
I just need to get organised. I had no intentions of letting this image being used for commercial purposes.
(I helped save b3ta! DaveBr tes noisivelet ruoy tsujda ton od, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:26, archived)
# Look at the fucking size
of Jay Lenos chin!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:01, archived)
# that's no chin....
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:03, archived)
# Wait a minute.
I've seen this before
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:01, archived)
# Tee hee, it tickles me that you've auto hippoed your own repost.
That's well good.

actually that may not be a hippo. But it is now.

Because I'm the captain, that's why.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:01, archived)
# time
to find a lawyer and contact the Jay Leno show :)
(dognutz, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:01, archived)
# those comments are really funny
no, really

very funny indeed

ha ha!

see?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:02, archived)
# hahaha
great comment on the NBC site:

This is one of the best adds ever. They clearly done this to get on headlines.
Jeremy
November 27 - 8:37am PT

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:02, archived)
# have you ever emailed them to say "fuck off"
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:03, archived)
# Since thats one of those
Can I do one of these...

Everybody help yourself....
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:05, archived)
# happy b3taday
mmm cockcake
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:06, archived)
# Happy b3taday
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:07, archived)
# Happy Candle Day to Ya...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:07, archived)
# Fanks chaps.
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:13, archived)
# says this much about you!
"Yeah, that person's high, drunk, and stoned at one time.
just ordinaryNovember 24 - 8:05pm PT"
(I helped save b3ta! wigglywoo i like jelly beeeeaaaans!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:11, archived)
# Hurrah, I'm first...


news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-1243278,00.html
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:48, archived)
# erm
www.b3ta.com/board/6613275

(Although I can see what *you've* actually done)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:48, archived)
# I see no quo...
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:49, archived)
# hahahaha
Made me lol in office - arg!
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:50, archived)
# I remember the good old days
when an announcement of any form of natural or manmade disaster led to a rush to see who could crowbar the Quo in first.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:51, archived)
# aye
well in that case

WINNAR! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:52, archived)
# Ithankyou
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:54, archived)
# I for one approve of this tradition
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:59, archived)
# Thats great haha love the smug bastard
(Darth Penders, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:00, archived)
# i want his babies !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:03, archived)
# Im not sure he has time for that, too many croissants and papers
to read
(Darth Penders, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:11, archived)
# With gravy?
(Montesquieu The theory of separation of powers... Awesome!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:36, archived)
# but it distracted you of the tsunami
and of spotting the Quo
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:04, archived)
# Exactly!
I think there were about six quo pics on 10/11/01
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:05, archived)
# police estimate that it had caused thousands of pounds worth of improvments to the area
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:52, archived)
# Arf
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:53, archived)
# pfft!
(Darth Penders, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:55, archived)
# haha
you know harlesden well then
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:57, archived)
# crack capital of london.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:00, archived)
# Hehehe..
Permission to use that Gag sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:57, archived)
# GRANTED!

*rubber stamps*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:01, archived)
# I Thangu!
*Frantic Texting occurs*
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:03, archived)
# That's nearly as amazing as this - from the link on the page...
news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-13555822,00.html

And yes, I know - I'm just off to the links board with it.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:54, archived)
# OMFG!!!!!!!!!!
He's a double ard bastard that one!
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:55, archived)
# i read that earlier
how fucking mental is that?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:55, archived)
# I've never heard anything like it!
I liked the last line though, from his Mum:

"He wants to get back behind the wheel, but he's got no chance"

=)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:57, archived)
# Thats crazy
Obviously would of been more impressive if he was proper decapated and survived, but an excellent fingers up at Death!
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:58, archived)
# That is da Super Crazy...
Wow humans are tough
*Calls off Invasion Plans*
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:56, archived)
# -10 points for not re-attaching his own head
Lazy cunt made other people do it for him.

And why was a 12yr old in a race?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:00, archived)
# Erm
Was it the Gary Glitter rally?
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:04, archived)
# If you do a google for "internal decapitation"
you get three other people with the same story
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:02, archived)
# Silly news people got the wrong minis in their pic.

Still: Head severed, recovers, Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! no cake for the impuritay Patrick Stewart hasn't aged since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:30, archived)
# I hope it didn't go through Waltham Cross.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:54, archived)
# Hello Captainy thing.
I've not seen you around in a while. Have you been avoiding me?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:56, archived)
# No, I have been avoiding the board
for fear of sackage. But it should be ok now.

Oh, and I was off weds thurs and fri of last week due to birthdayness.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:58, archived)
# Your birthday lasts two whole days?
That must've been a hell of a birthing. Well done on it though. I'm thinking of having one myself next year.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:59, archived)
# no, just the one day
but in my family/friends etc birthdays always last about a week.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:04, archived)
# i do.


/ex abbey boy
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:58, archived)
# No, by the time it got to Waltham it had calmed down a lot...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:58, archived)
# Good good
I've got munchkins in Waltham cross.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:11, archived)
# get them out of there quick sharpish
that's what i say, or they'll be hanging round argos or mcdonalds.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:18, archived)
# time to recycle all the birmingham tornado gags then yes?
"Several historic Ford Sierras and Nissan Bluebirds were blown off their
brick plinths. A large number of 3 series BMWs had their alloy wheels
damaged and a quantity of Renault Clios had their tinted windows blown out"
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:57, archived)
# this was brum - pic by amoebaboy
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:10, archived)
# 'Very, Very Frightening'
Anyone else think "Gallilieo!"?
(I helped save b3ta! le brian, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:09, archived)
# magnifico-o-o-o-o-o-o
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Took too long...

Blip! Ping!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:47, archived)
# hahaha
fucking brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:50, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:50, archived)
# Pfft!
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:50, archived)
# That's wonderful!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:51, archived)
# like it nonetheless
woo
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:51, archived)
# Ze forth?
You an Edinbugger/Fifer?

Nicely done...
(Satan's Pet, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:51, archived)
# Nope.
Just someone who appreciates handy photos of bridges against a contrasting background that makes cropping them easier.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:58, archived)
# This be great
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:58, archived)
# Real
Shark....check, Man....check,Bridge....check, helicopter's don't work underwater, therefore must be real. Have a WOO!!
(MrBojangles lurk...post......lurk......post, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:14, archived)
# took too long
for me to get it too.

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 8 Dec 2006, 19:12, archived)
# Chocolate starfish!
I thought I noticed something odd in wildyles' picture:

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:45, archived)
# *feels sick*
did stuff get cancelled?

you've been on here more than me this morning!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:46, archived)
# Haha!
No, I've got many windows open and am skiving more than I should...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:48, archived)
# kiss it
go on!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:46, archived)
# ooo looks tasty
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:46, archived)
# that disturbs me, young lady
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:48, archived)
# good ! mwauahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:55, archived)
# Aw he's so cute!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:46, archived)
# NOO DON'T OPEN THE DOOR!!!
too late :(
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:47, archived)
# mmmmm...chocolatey
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:47, archived)
# Yay!
A real chocolate face!
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:47, archived)
# RACIST!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:48, archived)
# no make up or anything!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:49, archived)
# Is it Poo Thursdays?
Did I miss the memo again?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:49, archived)
# I did write it on bog roll but mr horrible wiped his arse on it
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:50, archived)
# it was the only thing in reach!
and after that log....
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:51, archived)
# hahaha I didnt notice that!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:49, archived)
# Tornados? Farts?
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:39, archived)
# and this is shopped how?

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:41, archived)
# Yea I was thinking about that
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:42, archived)
# put into jpeg format, compression at 5%
hey presto!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:43, archived)
# Haha
Very witty answer!
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:45, archived)
# Works for me.
Oh, wait.
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:45, archived)
# RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:41, archived)
# I'm with you
what?????
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:48, archived)
# pffft!
took me a minute though
woo!

'edit' hoorah, 2000 posts!

(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:42, archived)
# more nekkid
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:45, archived)
# for 2000?
*is at work, watch this space on 3k*
:P
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:46, archived)
# hello gorgeous.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:46, archived)
# hello sweetie
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:02, archived)
# 'lo mr horrible
Hows things?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:47, archived)
# not bad Weasel, not bad!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:04, archived)
# I like this better than linking
Let's turn the links board into a screenshot board!
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:44, archived)
# Problem with linking things like that is...
... that the "most read" bit keeps changing. Bah.
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:45, archived)
# Ah!
*sees*

haha
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:46, archived)
# Is this a "tornado=jet"+"flatulence"="very subtle" type thing?
If so, Woo!

If not, then RIS?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:47, archived)
# Subtle? Me?
In this instance, just for once...
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:48, archived)
# Haha, well done!
Also: Where's Inigo Montoya? Have you banned him from the interwebs?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:50, archived)
# Except that the US don't fly Tornados, it's a European aircraft.
/Geeky aircraft blog
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:00, archived)
# proof that it's evil..just look at the name hor-licks...filth !
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:39, archived)
# *hides*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:39, archived)
# *finds*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:41, archived)
# *wakes up*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:49, archived)
# pfft tres bon
(Darth Penders, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:40, archived)
# Date rape
A never ending source of comedy
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:42, archived)
# haha. exactly.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:43, archived)
# Hehehehe
pregnant with hippie aids that is
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:44, archived)
# Is she sure her drink was spiked?
Or was she bitten by one of the spiders on the other girl's sleeves?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:52, archived)
# she
doesn't look too concerned!
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:12, archived)
# I think he's sorry, don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:34, archived)
# doesn't excuse it though
my cat does that all the time


ps - woo!!!

pps - KW - replied down there
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:35, archived)
# sounds like your cat need to be taught who the boss is.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:39, archived)
# Firewall went down for like a minute
So I had enough time to get in and read it, however I was soon locked out again =(

Anyway, Cheers buddy. Greatly appreciated =)
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:41, archived)
# Rub his dirty fecking nose in it
/Animal abuse blog
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:35, archived)
# not sorry enough
dirty dog nuggets...

(but woo to you!)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:36, archived)
# rub his nose right in it!
then send him though to play with the mother-in-law!!

WHOOP WHOOP and all that!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:36, archived)
# My fucking dog
used to do it behind the door. So when you came into the room you smeared shite all over the carpet. And then had to try and clean under the door.
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:37, archived)
# Your dog obviously took after his daddy
You'd do something like that if you were a dog.


Don't lie, you would.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:38, archived)
# Technically I was not the dogs dad
I shagged his ma, yeah but the dates didn't add up
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:39, archived)
# Haha!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:40, archived)
# hahaha
I was expecting something far filthier from the mind of 4dam.

Woo to the piccy.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:38, archived)
# It's a true story!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:40, archived)
# Something like this perhaps?
www.b3ta.com/board/6613273
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:41, archived)
# How did it smell?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:40, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:41, archived)
# a mates dog did a similar thing once
we were all in his living room and we smelt a rather offensive odour.
of course (almost by reflex) we all blamed my brother and continued to blame him for a good 10 minutes.
and then we opened the door, only to be stared at by the happiest dog in the world and the smelliest dog turd...

oh happy days
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:42, archived)
# But they're so cute when they hatch!
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:42, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:44, archived)
# arf arf!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:45, archived)
# Hehehehe awww bless!
dont let them lick you mind, or you'll go blind!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:46, archived)
# hehehe
that made me slap my thigh
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:58, archived)
# Aaawwwwwww
I am awwing at the dog and not the poo.
(Sneakerdoodle "Have a cup of tea and toss yourself off", Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:45, archived)
# Hello!


Them naughty dogses.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Must have bindun by now!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:32, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:34, archived)
# pfft poor sharky
(Darth Penders, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:34, archived)
# excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:35, archived)
# hehe - like it!
and by bindun, do you mean taking the time to do a compo entry and then forgetting to compo it? and then doing a quick ninja edit? in that case yes it's bindun...;-)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:35, archived)
# well spotted!
you passed the test!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:38, archived)
# Genius!
Excellent thinking!
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:36, archived)
# Ta!
not sure how much thinking was actually involved though : )
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:41, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:38, archived)
# No wonder society is crumbling...
(sjb, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:32, archived)
# Hello new person, please read the FAQ.
Shopped pictures only please.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:33, archived)
# This is shockingly accurate
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:33, archived)
# You had cybersex with your dad?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:41, archived)
# yes, because there's not enough of this sort of thing!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:34, archived)
# heheheh
surely teenagers are all reading Yours and People's Friend with their grandkids

I'm sure 'I orgasmed out my own uterus' was a caption on that new Vanessa Feltz show


(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:35, archived)
# good idea... too big though :D
(likeajackhammer, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:35, archived)
# WHORES!!!
ALL FILTHY WHOOOOOOOORRRRRRSSSS!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:38, archived)
# hahahahahaha
"I orgasmed out my own uterus"
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:38, archived)
# thats spot on
thongs for toddlers on sale in tesco!?
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:39, archived)
# YES!
Tell me this is true?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:40, archived)
# Seriously?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:55, archived)
# I nearly didn't post it...
after I read on the real 'more' site 'Fittest blokes on myspace!' It takes the piss out of itself really.

Too big? Maybe a little but the earth could be eaten by a giant space cow tomorrow and then it won't matter...
(sjb, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:41, archived)
# you are talking
to yourself silly...
(I helped save b3ta! wigglywoo i like jelly beeeeaaaans!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:52, archived)
# I only read this one
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:41, archived)
# I have been waiting by the letterbox every morning
Cock in hand, and I still haevn't recieved thelatest issue.

I'm very dissappointed
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:48, archived)
# last month was a bit of a disappointment
but this month should be ace!

Henk is going to feed the ducks in the park
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:57, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:23, archived)
# Hehe
Surfs up duuuude!
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:25, archived)
# very nicely done, especially the matching colour scheme
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:25, archived)
# That is top stuff!
I see he's colour coordinated as well.


and with that, i'll say G'night b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:26, archived)
# g'night
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:28, archived)
# Bill mate, this gazz link is killing me
Is it good news or bad?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:31, archived)
# Bad.
The test results, they're...

Well, let's just say he needs to tell you face to face.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:32, archived)
# oh god, I'm pregnant aren't I?
With cancerous aids that you will have to amputate.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:37, archived)
# I just vaguely wittered something about drawing weasels
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:34, archived)
# I see
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:38, archived)
# 'night
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:31, archived)
# nighty night
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:31, archived)
# He looks like hes enjoying himself
needs some sunblock on his beek though
(Darth Penders, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:26, archived)
# pfft
only idiots 'shop penguins.

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:27, archived)
# happy feet
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:30, archived)
[challenge entry] nicely!
might as well repost for compo then
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:40, archived)
# Lovely
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:42, archived)
[challenge entry] That's it little fella
hold the fucker under!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:19, archived)
# Pfft!
^^
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:21, archived)
# nevermind.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:22, archived)
# I thought that too
Nirvana songs stuck in head now
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:23, archived)
# Fake - no money.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:23, archived)
# Ahh true
I now feel stupid.... and contagious...
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:24, archived)
# We're doing that song in my band at a party on Thursday.
And the singer's going to try and get as many Armadillos into the end of the chorus as possible =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:29, archived)
# Hahaha
Classic!
Tell you another good one, listen to Tony Braxton - Say you love me - I swear at the end the backing vocals are saying 'Sage and onion' repeatedly. Well thats all I hear anyways!

*Edit* No I'm not a Toni Braxton fan....
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:35, archived)
# Haha, I'll give it a go.
Also: Marilyn Manson, Disposable Teens:

"You say you wanted evolution, the ape with the great big head..."

Took me ages to figure out what it really was!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:37, archived)
# U2
are in a place called BIRMINGHAM

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:38, archived)
# *loads gun*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:43, archived)
# *goads nun*
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:47, archived)
# Don't shoot me, I'm not a fan of the smug fuckers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:52, archived)
# Ahh thats good to hear
Bono is a complete nobshite tis true.
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:54, archived)
# wow
it's a weird diaphanous Mr Miyagi zombie crab

er

oh, it's Barry Blitter
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:22, archived)
# *hums nirvana*
Well hello all....

avec pas de lumiere
c'est *something* dangereux
nous sommes ici
dit un rigole ou aucun autre
Je croix que je suis stupide
et avec une malade pour vous
nous somes ici
dit une rigole....




I don't know. I can't do french so that's not the exact translation for the lyrics it's more...

with no light
it's *something* dangerous
we are here
tell a joke or something else
I find I am stupid
and with an illness for you
we are here
tell a joke...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:22, archived)
# ey up chuck
nice birthday?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:24, archived)
# Ooooh, yes ta
Got a rowing machine, FF7: dirge of Cerberus (brill game) and loads of other stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:26, archived)
# did you get the text i sent you?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:27, archived)
# Oh fuck
I did, but I forgot to reply. *shame* sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:28, archived)
# it's all right
i haven't been in a sulk the whole time



ignorant cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:30, archived)
# only a small % of me is cunt
You'd be more accurate if you called me a bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:36, archived)
# moins
is your magic missing word


/voltaire blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:26, archived)
# Beaut.
But that'd be cheating.

So I shall leave my crappy translation.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:28, archived)
# aye
it does have a certain je ne sais quoi
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:30, archived)
# I sais quoi
it's shitness.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:35, archived)
# Hello puddin'
long time no read

Hope you had a lovely birthday time
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:27, archived)
# I did, spankee!
*dances*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:28, archived)
# Hello stranger!
How are you? *hugs and refuses to let go*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:28, archived)
# I are kay!
Et vous, mon petit chou-chou?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:29, archived)
# I'm splendid, ta.
And I'm a cyborg too now!

www.b3ta.com/board/6612157
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:32, archived)
# :O
That's fantastic.

I don't have a car, do you want to be my new vehicle?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:37, archived)
# I certainly do. Climb aboard...
[insert riding-based pun here]
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:39, archived)
# Poor guy, he just wanted to play and be their friend

But the mods zombies were having none of it.
Look at his brave little face, he's still smiling :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:03, archived)
# hahaha
best yet
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:03, archived)
# *clicks ignore*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:03, archived)
# has he been banned (again)
then?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:03, archived)
# sadly yes, AlloftehThomas was earlier
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:04, archived)
# remind me
how exactly do you get banned in these parts?
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:08, archived)
# nobody seems to want to talk of it.
*sulk*
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:10, archived)
# in this case by posting a similar sort of image repeatedly
I hear Davew27 and JJ are banned too now.
I was borderline with my zombies but luckily my Robbie Williams sawing himself in half animation saved me.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:11, archived)
# what's the reason behind banning people for that?
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:12, archived)
# he is taking the piss

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:14, archived)
# how?
not that I'm disagreeing. I don't know enough about this to disagree.

All my posts aren't funny.. does that count as being repetitive? :S

*scared*
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:17, archived)
# nonononono!
Happy toast was taking the piss saying many b3tans rely on doing similar things all the time.
I'm sure Thomas actually got banned because he signs up every week and fucks about, he's been banned lots of time.
People are also saying that, while they might not have liked his pictures, he was more or less playing by the rules this week.

And I for one found him quite amusing.

/summary ends
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:26, archived)
# Ah. Thanks.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:29, archived)
# zombies are great though!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:12, archived)
# but very repetetive - 123 of the sods so far
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:14, archived)
# It's not like you only post zombies though.
Come to think of it, do you ever get any actual work done?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:18, archived)
# jeez
at least it keeps you busy i suppose
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:20, archived)
# Each one is more different
than a lot of people who draw ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:27, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:12, archived)
# hmm
what happened to the naughty step?
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:14, archived)
# It got banned, too.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:14, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
best. reply. ever.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:15, archived)
# Manley threw up on it
and Rob can't get the smell out
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:15, archived)
# hahahaha fucking hell I love b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:15, archived)
# *bans*
*laughs and lets Mugatu back in again*
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:16, archived)
# *ruffles Ptol's hair*
you scamp
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:17, archived)
# this sounds plausible
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:16, archived)
# exactly
then people could just ignore that one account, rather than having to repeatedly ignore different accounts each week.

not that people should ignore stemill.....
(EddTehTed Love dem butlins!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:15, archived)
# bring back stemill!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:16, archived)
# lolololollz
that was the original idea, didn't work, got about 20 accounts banned trying to restore one account that most people had on ignore anyway. go figure!

:D
(EddTehTed Love dem butlins!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:17, archived)
# hahahaha I can see why your first dozen accounts got banned though
your images were about half a meg and about 900 ft wide haha.

(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:19, archived)
# all part of the loveable nature of stemill
(EddTehTed Love dem butlins!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:20, archived)
# Pffft.
You've been great while you've been following the rules.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:24, archived)
# didn't seem to matter to teh mods tho...
(EddTehTed Love dem butlins!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:24, archived)
# Mods are strange and mystical creatures.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:25, archived)
# whose mystical nature is only matched by their strangeness
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:28, archived)
# definitely
if you're going to fuck about (especially with massive files - which unsurprisingly pissed me off too) you deserve to be banned, but if you play by the rules we can all get along famously - in theory
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:23, archived)
# at least one of the above
has already spent time on the naughty step, so presumably it's two steps and you're out. Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:15, archived)
# but then his other account would be banned too
which it isn't as he is talking in this thread.
Someone must have complained about his images and got him banned.
I know I'm going on about this and really risking getting told off for it, but I find it very annoying as it is censorship and basically schoolyard bullying.
I was genuinely laughing at the Thomas posts, far, far more than the CDCs and dead cat crap that other people post and get away with.

Plus the caravan club and breakdancing forums were hilarious.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:20, archived)
# the cycle forum thing was extremely amusing too
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:22, archived)
# lolz
(EddTehTed Love dem butlins!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:22, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:24, archived)
# you'll never be rid of the CDCs
Rob and Joel have been doing those since '01.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:30, archived)
# I think you have the wrong end of the stick
as he says himself he has been banned 20 times, so why should the mods let him back again just cos he's resigned up?

As someone pointed out, changing your clothes doesn't let you back in a pub that's banned you.

I liked his new almost playing by the rules persona!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:31, archived)
# So you know this is the reason 100%?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:25, archived)
# no, it's a joke
no one knows other than the mods (not even Thomas/CrackCol/Stemil/whatever)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:27, archived)
# I think its for multiple accounts
?

*Edit* Or they think your a twunt?
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:14, archived)
# have you mentioned
"multiple accounts" recently??

oh yeah, just a few times....

:|
(EddTehTed Love dem butlins!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:17, archived)
# Yeah I have
Cos it's fecking stupid.
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:17, archived)
# yes. see here.
www.b3ta.com/board/6613156
(EddTehTed Love dem butlins!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:18, archived)
# ...
www.b3ta.com/board/6613092
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:08, archived)
# See below...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:04, archived)
# ha!
woo!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:03, archived)
# "Stemill gets banned again shocker"
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:04, archived)
# can someone enlighten me?
linky?
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:04, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/6612480
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:14, archived)
# THAT is ACE
woo
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:04, archived)
# hehe - poor bugger!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:05, archived)
# nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:06, archived)
# crackcol loves the spicy brains

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:08, archived)
# Hoorah!
That is Damn Good Zombism...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:09, archived)
# omg
there is a giant pengiun in BLOOD, right next to him :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:10, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:18, archived)
# Haha!
Also: I'm going to call them pengiuns from now on =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:22, archived)
# hahahaha Thomas has never looked so good
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:10, archived)
# may he rest in pieces...
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:12, archived)
# meh

topical... kinda
(likeajackhammer, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:59, archived)
# pfft
'Army chef deafens Afghan dog'


he got banned then? I missed all that, due to that inconvenient thing called work
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:01, archived)
# yes, me too

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:05, archived)
# In his defence,
Griffin Saver would never spell it that way
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:01, archived)
# i copied and pasted
:D

*edit* oh i c damn stubby fingers!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:02, archived)
# Well when you go back and correct it,
also change "Have Your Say" magazine to "Have Your Gay" ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:05, archived)
# done
(likeajackhammer, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:10, archived)
# You are a star
an absolute star! Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:12, archived)
# *yawns*
*scratches nuts*

Anyone made coffee yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:01, archived)
# I've had four cups today - I'm now drowning in a second bottle of red wine.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:02, archived)
# Jesus - talk about uppers and downers!
I doff my hat to your rollercoaster lifestyle, Sir! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:03, archived)
# Cheers!
That's the way we do things in Aus
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:04, archived)
# I've got tea, if that's any good?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:03, archived)
# *steals*
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:03, archived)
# What kind of tea?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:03, archived)
# Capital T perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:05, archived)
# Capital idea!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:05, archived)
# No eye deer
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:09, archived)
# Mr T?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:06, archived)
# Hot strong tea with no sugar.
Ordinary stylee - none of your Earl Grey or Lapsang Souchong or owt like that.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:05, archived)
# no sugar?
bleurgh

nasty no sugar tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:06, archived)
# I'll Fedex the sugar over.
It should be there by Monday. Stand your tea somewhere in the sun, hopefully it'll still be warm.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:08, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:03, archived)
# I've got tea...
AND biccuits!! zOMG
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:04, archived)
# *jealouses*


But then, I've got Haribo Starlets - best sweeties ever!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:07, archived)
# TEA!
ON A MOTHERFUCKING SAUCER!

(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:15, archived)
# have an espresso
\_/)
(Jack Rarebit ...We like chillies, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:30, archived)
# our coffee machine just 'sploded. again.
damn you chalk!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:09, archived)
# You make coffee with CHALK?!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:10, archived)
# Naturally.
Chalk and lepoard's tears.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:16, archived)
# *wants to drink coffee at doctorwhen's house*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 13:04, archived)
# or should i've said "lime"?
what's in the water and makes coffee machines white? (and go boom after some time?)
non-native speaker of english i am
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:20, archived)
# limescale?
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:21, archived)
# Yea limescale knocked ours out yesterday too
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:30, archived)
# Ah yes, I can see your point there.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:35, archived)
# hahahahaha
Woot!!
(EddTehTed Love dem butlins!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:01, archived)
#
meh
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:02, archived)
# haha!
when/how did that happen?
didn't really notice.
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:03, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/6612480
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:23, archived)
# ta!
poor stemill... his last few post weren't that bad...
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:24, archived)
# but he got banned about eleventythousand times!
we don't want his likes here!!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:25, archived)
# butbutbut...
...maybe he was going to better himself this time?
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:26, archived)
# sure!
and maybe global warming is the result of me eating to much burritos
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:27, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH
perfect timing!!!!!!!

VIVA LA REVOLUTION!
Love the fear of image based attacks bit
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:03, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Dodgy compo entry. Sorry.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:59, archived)
# *votes for skimpy clothing*
Oh! It's not a poll!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:59, archived)
# Damn.
It should be.

*edit





(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:00, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:03, archived)
# people will vote on anything..
incredible.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:03, archived)
# lets see shall we.
What would you vote on?




(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:13, archived)
# all of teh above
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:13, archived)
# I only vote
if it involves skimpy clothing
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:13, archived)
# I agree - more skimpy clothing indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:01, archived)
# Silly imnotplayinganymore!
Microwave oven is not Tesco store guide!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:00, archived)
# mine is.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:00, archived)
# In that case, carry on.
Also: woo to the pic!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:04, archived)
# not real.
far too many checkouts.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:03, archived)
# they're all closed though.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:04, archived)
# Poor little fellas.
Tasty, mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:55, archived)
# The eyes taste
like tapiocha....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:55, archived)
# very nicely done
woo
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:56, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:56, archived)
# *joys*
haha
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:57, archived)
# aretheyreadyyetaretheyreadyyet?
drool
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:57, archived)
# this makes me happy
well done
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:57, archived)
# Nice work!
"i'd like a beer with mine please!"
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:58, archived)
# that is truly brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:59, archived)
# yay!
I'll have a chipolatte with that please
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:00, archived)
# Nice!...The machine
Seems to have an evil frown.
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:00, archived)
# He he he
It's a cruel world.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:02, archived)
# Teehee!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:05, archived)
# Chucklesome...
WoO!
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:07, archived)
# that does make me smile :D
mega woo to you :)

(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:06, archived)
# Nuts!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:08, archived)
# top stuff!
woo and yay
(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:13, archived)
# poor things
(I helped save b3ta! bmjames, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:30, archived)
# hahaha thats ace
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:33, archived)
# Clang
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:55, archived)
# Laser vomit?
I like it. Less clearing up!
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:56, archived)
# it's ME!
with LASER EYES!

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:56, archived)
# Does he work for the Russians?
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:56, archived)
# waiter, this soup tastes of polonium!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:57, archived)
# how did you know I was going to say that?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:58, archived)
# Wooo!
Am liking the shadow especially
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:58, archived)
# these robots are class
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:58, archived)
# Excellent robotage!
If only I could projectile vomit green light - I'm sure it'd impress the ladies...
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:04, archived)
# Ace!
*Awaits mine*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:18, archived)
# No comment...
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:52, archived)
# I got sent a cow once
didn't know what to do with it, so I sold it to a neighbour
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:53, archived)
# Did you get Magic beans for it?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:53, archived)
# mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:54, archived)
# no, 15 goats
now for them, I did have use!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:54, archived)
# Mmmm!
Welsh Pr0n!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:55, archived)
# for magic beans?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:53, archived)
# You could've milked it...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:53, archived)
# I hope you got magic beans in return
fucking hell I'm always so late
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:54, archived)
# ooh
so close
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:54, archived)
# I wrote the most so I win
/wins
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:56, archived)
# What time do you call this?
*taps watch*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:55, archived)
# I'm sorry
I was having a wee
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:56, archived)
# Well, okay.
But next time, go before you leave home.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:58, archived)
# Had you eaten some magic beans?
....
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:54, archived)
# good grief!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:53, archived)
# Is Cherie trying to do the Sexy 'Spank me' Pose...
Ewwwww...
Eye Bleach over here!
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:54, archived)
# She looks much like
she's about to do a cart-wheel. Dear GOD NO!
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:55, archived)
# ha ha ha!
yes, my thoughts exactly. Noooooooo!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:57, archived)
# Hello...
How's life in the land of psychedelia this drab day?
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:04, archived)
# It's going well, ta
And I'm off to ATP in Minehead tomorrow to see my friends Bardo Pond and Major Stars again (amongst others), so that cheers me up no end
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Sink Estates

Bit bigga, innit.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:47, archived)
# hee hee
woo to that
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:49, archived)
# arf!
Tis funny how people on sink estates always seem to be able to afford relatively new cars. I can't even afford one with the two lots of letters in the number-plate
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:49, archived)
# hello
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:50, archived)
# hey stranger
(and they don't come much stranger than you, ha ha)
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:51, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
:P


how's it all going?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:54, archived)
# hello ptolemy
they don't spend anything on their houses, do they?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:52, archived)
# fingers crossed
All the other Chavs that didn't get chance to steal a car boat all drowned.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:50, archived)
# hahahahaha nicely done
i'm a bit disturbed that 'Shaz' appears to be a bloke
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:50, archived)
# So often the case...
...with Chavettes.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:07, archived)
# vere nice
what's a sink estate?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:51, archived)
# it's a self draining astra or escort
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:51, archived)
# Meh.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sink_estate
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 12:10, archived)
# exactly how is this an upside of global warming
when you're not a chav?

oh....

;)™
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:51, archived)
# Woo!

Daytime repost
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:51, archived)
# smugness does have it's advantages
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:53, archived)
# woo to that!
ace
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:51, archived)
# It looks good.
But I'm not sure if I get it.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:52, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha
Nicely dun, innit.
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Thu 7 Dec 2006, 11:56, archived)

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