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# Go go go Mecha-JCB-Spider-Beastie-Thing!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:55, archived)
# haha. braw!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:57, archived)
# I doubt I'll ever get tired of Edmunds and his insane doings
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:02, archived)
# Edmond's doings
as requested.
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:10, archived)
# hahaha
Thats great.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:22, archived)
# I don't think I'll ever get tired of people using my sauce.
(I helped save b3ta! MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:17, archived)
# i'm afraid its not technically a spider beastie thing,
because, as i'm sure we're all more than aware, all arachnids, do, in fact, have eight legs.

however this image is veritably woo, and also slightly yay, therefore i am willing to overlook this fact for comedy value.

yours, pedantically

Sir Spam
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:57, archived)
# Godzilla pulled two of its legs off
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:01, archived)
# Dear We Are The Lemon,
During my previous response to your post, i was obviously too hasty, and therefore overlooked the fact that any giant JCB spider-beastie, upon arriving in a big city would, of course encounter some resistance from the resident giant monsters.
I also neglected the fact godzilla would have whisked away two of its legs to use as pooperscoopers, as soon as he saw the spider beast, as it's a well established fact that godzillas poos are radioactive and therefore he cant pick them up to remove them.

Please accept, in this response, my most humble of apologies, and allow me to extend to you the olive branch of reconcilliation.
I am most heartily distraught at having cast aspersions as to the accuracy of your work.
I will now go away and prostrate myself as a punishment.

please let me also furnish you with this image of groundhog pornography, to appease your obvous displeasure.


yours, painfully

Sir Spam
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:11, archived)
# "lol"
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:25, archived)
# crikey that's ace!
I haven't forgotten
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:57, archived)
# In your own time :)
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:02, archived)
# I fucking love that
W/Y/H!
(I helped save b3ta! S Snail wore out his welcome with random precision, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:58, archived)
# ta!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:02, archived)
# this is reminding me of Happy Feet
this has made me smile :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:58, archived)
# How on earth did this remind you of happy feet?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:03, archived)
# there's a digger in it half way through
best film i've seen this year!

if you smoke, i recomend a big fat reefer before hand
then sit right near the front

blew my mind :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:06, archived)
# hahahaha you are such a hippy
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:25, archived)
# Sounds like a plan
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:30, archived)
# it's alright - its driver takes a tea-break every 15 minutes
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:58, archived)
# haha
Workers unions: crippling giant robot activities since 1895
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:04, archived)
# That's wootastically spankastical!
Don't know if ppl need a place to crash for the London bash but I run a backpackers 15mins from the venue.
I'm doing a spekkle B3ta rate of £12 for the night, and no I'm not on commission.

I'm throwing in bacon sarnies too.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:59, archived)
# brilliant
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:59, archived)
# ta muchly
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:05, archived)
# fantastic!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:03, archived)
# I was going to animate it
but then I discovered I couldnt be arsed
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:06, archived)
# Eeeh!
I want one.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:09, archived)
# that's a bit good!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:13, archived)
# *stores woo in bunker for future lemon generations*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:27, archived)
# he's a good 'un.
nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:13, archived)
# Cool!
reminds me of this sculture at the JCB head quarters:
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:26, archived)
# Giant-robo-virus?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:29, archived)
# Ahmedoubterjad
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:44, archived)
# My dad calls me gobshite.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:44, archived)
# as a word, it's wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:45, archived)
# It's glorious.
You know you're from a northern family when your dad tells you to 'g'weh, yah nebby gobshite'.

Yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:46, archived)
# wrong....
You know you're from a northern family when your dad can hit you in the head with a slipper from 100 yards!

*edit*   www.b3ta.com/board/6633636
(likeajackhammer, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:49, archived)
# haha!
you're all northern

haha
*uses electricity, writes on paper with a pencil*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:50, archived)
# You were lucky...
...my dad would kill me with a slipper covered in razor blades from 5 yards, resurrect me, pour the boiling chip pan over me, then lock me in the shed, inside a barrel of weedkiller.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:51, archived)
# Is that all?
Pffft.
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:01, archived)
# Pure luxury....
we used to have to get up at half past ten, half an hour before we'd gone to sleep, lick th'road clean and then go work down't mill fer ha'penny a year and come home and dad would beat us to death with a stick of celery.


....and you try telling that to kids today...

/four yorkshiremen sketch
(I helped save b3ta! FlexAlux laughed at something inappropriate on, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:02, archived)
# Heh!
Right, fag time. If I have time when I come back I'll pop back on and say goodbye.

It's sad that I actually miss you bastards.

Someone squeeze the wench for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:51, archived)
# is that cos you are one?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:47, archived)
# Yup.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:47, archived)
# yeah
thought so
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:54, archived)
# Someone really needs to give him a good kick in the face
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:45, archived)
# *clicky click clickity click click click*
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:50, archived)
# wheelybird i love you


and woo dbroon, that mush is a reet cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:53, archived)
# bahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:06, archived)
# HAHAHA
your name is fookin' grimmace.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:18, archived)
# Gobshite!
great word.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:05, archived)
# Have teh bad flu. Hummus low.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:42, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:51, archived)
#
(Sheepattack!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:31, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:32, archived)
# Afternings, micto
=)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:33, archived)
# ey up ar kid
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:33, archived)
# having big motivational issues
just made a quick company e-card
wanna see?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:37, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:38, archived)
# Yes indeed.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:39, archived)
# nah.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:39, archived)
# well you can fuck off
the other two will be sexily gazzed
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:41, archived)
# *awaits sexy gaz*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:43, archived)
# I do!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:39, archived)
# now delete all the spaces between the words
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:40, archived)
# like this?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:44, archived)
# hahahaha
(dognutz, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:40, archived)
# Feel a bit like this today
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:27, archived)
# Capable of MASS MURDER?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:29, archived)
# I've got three cups on my desk
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:30, archived)
# It's the slippery slope...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:30, archived)
# *photoshops a vietnamese soldier wearing moccasins*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:33, archived)
# Oh micto, I love you so much I want to be a boy so it'd be easier to rub my genitals on the underside of my desk when you're around.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:34, archived)
# yeah me too
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:35, archived)
# hahahah
i love you too
you big mental
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:35, archived)
# *bows*
I realised whilst climbing on the manwife day before yesterday that I'm getting really good at my toad impression.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:37, archived)
#
my desk your bumcheeks
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:36, archived)
# i would consider it an honour
to be bummed by captain wow
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:37, archived)
# *owns a strap on*
*raises an eyebrow*


One ticket to land of the Gingers please, mr ticket person!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:38, archived)
# only iof i get to reciprocate, mind!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:40, archived)
# Pfft, I'd never be allowed.
And the manwife'd kill thee.

I shall settle for loving your bum from afar.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:42, archived)
# Blimey
You must have one bloody long strap on!
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:43, archived)
# It's like a people skewer.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:45, archived)
# I bet you do as well, don't you?
=)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:42, archived)
# Yep.
Although I think it's still back at my parents house.

The belt definitely is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:45, archived)
# Something seems
very wrong with that.
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:48, archived)
# There are cupboards they can't gain access to to this day.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:49, archived)
# Or so they have you believe
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:50, archived)
# That scene from "The Acid House" is in my mind now.
When he turns into a fly, and his Mum's doing his Dad and ranting about Madonna =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:53, archived)
# O_o
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:48, archived)
# what colour is it?
I have no idea why I asked that
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:51, archived)
# Bet it's
Magenta
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:53, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:12, archived)
# The belt's black leather
but it fits any strap on dildo.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:00, archived)
# me too
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:31, archived)
# I have one cup -orange.
One bottle of water.
One bottle of banana moisturiser.
Two christmas cards.
An HP Compaq something or other with a tft screen.
two ring binders.
one magazine box containing various scheme info
one 'Best Practice Guide for Customer Service Professionals'
A little buddha called alan
Two figures from the old cartoon MASK
a cuddly frankenstein head.
a pencil case.
a stapler.
a ruler.
a mouse on a lexus mouse mat.
a writing pad.
various paper things.
sellotape.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:33, archived)
# fucking hell I LOVED M.A.S.K when I were a lad
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:34, archived)
# ^this^
Didn't they work over time fighting crime?!
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:35, archived)
# ^this...
i was poor and attempted to make my own MASK toys out of LEGO!*

I made a truck whose grill came out like a bettering ram

* people who pronounce it "LEE-GO" should be punched!
(likeajackhammer, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:37, archived)
# Who the fuck pronounces it Lee-go?
Forins? Mentals?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:40, archived)
# + Parents*


*prolly just my dad...
(likeajackhammer, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:45, archived)
# Your dad's broken.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:48, archived)
# A bettering ram?
Is that some kind of sheep for getting one over on your friends and neighbours?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:50, archived)
# They're climbing up the sides of my monitor
as they keep falling off the top.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:38, archived)
# wow
you must be the office 'wacky person'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:35, archived)
#
wacky person annoying twat

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Ahem. Only kiddin.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:36, archived)
# Nah, most people have shite all over their desks here.
I have only four pieces of flair.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:39, archived)
# you should have 16 pieces of flair MINIMUM!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:47, archived)
# that sounds ultra tidy compared to mine
I do have a pair of heavy duty handcuffs though
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:35, archived)
# banana moisturiser?
for moisturising bananas?
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:36, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:38, archived)
# No, for lubrication when giving titwanks.
With my large heaving bosoms.

(or it could be for my hands)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:44, archived)
# I'd rather it be the former, if that counts for anything.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:46, archived)
#
web.onetel.com/~laurabarker9319/desk.gif
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:38, archived)
# Yeah
Probably*




*Not in Ipswich though if any police are reading this
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:31, archived)
# I'm also
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:29, archived)
# Hehehe
I think it's boobies are tragically lopsided.:(
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:30, archived)
# keen observation
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:30, archived)
# it looks like a O_o face
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:31, archived)
# O_o
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:32, archived)
# you got mail
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:33, archived)
# I thought
that when i was making it. Knew someone would pick up on it.
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:32, archived)
# wow... you are in my world..
tell me where u are and we shall meet for tea and talks of world domination
(likeajackhammer, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:32, archived)
# Groomer!
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:33, archived)
# pssssssssiiiiiiiiiiiiuuuooiiiiiiiiisssssssssssss
COME IN TOKYO!
*twiddles knobs*

don't we all *sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:32, archived)
# *comes in Tokyo*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:47, archived)
# *passes tissues*
you can clean that up yourself
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:51, archived)
# except record!
(likeajackhammer, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:35, archived)
# Thats
the end button but it's been used so much the symbol has worn away.
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:37, archived)
# you've got an answer for everything... haven't you!!!?!?111
hurumph!
(likeajackhammer, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:38, archived)
# No
:)
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Roundabouts could get tricky...
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Biggus Dickus , it was like that when I found it, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:21, archived)
# brilliant
hummus!
(likeajackhammer, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:21, archived)
# very woo!
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:21, archived)
# that's cracking!
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:22, archived)
# Masterfully done.
I slightly need a wee though, so I'm not at 100% capacity for bumming.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:22, archived)
# ???
(likeajackhammer, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:23, archived)
# Just let it flow over you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:25, archived)
# let it flow, let it flow, let it flow!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:25, archived)
# am I being festive for no reason or did you just write that to the tune of let it snow?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:27, archived)
# the latter
although if you feel like being festive for no reason
my bells could do with a good jingle
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:28, archived)
# Ironman smells
Captain laid an egg.....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:29, archived)
# mugs walked up
and wanked his cock
and covered them in smeg.

(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:32, archived)
# Compo?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:34, archived)
# aye?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:36, archived)
# haha fixed. Don't know how that happened.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:37, archived)
# *bums gently*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:24, archived)
# There's a gentleman.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:26, archived)
# What's this with the blue takling kittum thing?
New tour wagon?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:27, archived)
#
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:29, archived)
# all the cool kids were doing it miss
so i just copied them
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:30, archived)
# Good heavens
Jaw-dropping.
Doesn't even need sarlacc!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:22, archived)
# That gets a woo from me, it's awesome =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:24, archived)
# Woo!
Sadly the word 'goatse' popped into my mind.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:24, archived)
# Uck! GAH!
Now I can't unsee it!
(I helped save b3ta! Biggus Dickus , it was like that when I found it, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:32, archived)
# wowzers!
that really is facking brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:25, archived)
# amazing
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:29, archived)
# Afternings, freebs!
How's life?

Apart from teh hangover, obviously.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:35, archived)
# is that a repost?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:33, archived)
# Oddly enough.
No. :-)

Edit: Although I'm suprised nobody's done it for this compo.
(I helped save b3ta! Biggus Dickus , it was like that when I found it, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:35, archived)
# someone has done something very similar
using the same source pic very recently
it even ended up on the popular page
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:40, archived)
# Bums Nuggets!
And I must have spent at least 10 minutes on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Biggus Dickus , it was like that when I found it, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:26, archived)
# I was just thinking this. I'm sure I saw this about a week or so ago
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:43, archived)
# haha!
top shop
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:33, archived)
# thats rather top banana rama
*may contain trace of click
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:34, archived)
# now
this, is good.
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:38, archived)
# Rather marvellous
But are you a bit of a wrong-side-of-the-road-foreigny-type?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:40, archived)
# Actually I only noticed this...
..after I'd finished and posted the bloody thing, deleting the source images AND the PSD file in the process.
(I helped save b3ta! Biggus Dickus , it was like that when I found it, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:46, archived)
# Nicely done
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:42, archived)
# I do like that :)
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:48, archived)
# Superb!
That's very well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:56, archived)
# WooWooo!
yayaaay!
(RowdsterDelux, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:44, archived)
# surely a winner...
'wot a corker.. . should get doen to 280 px?


whats with the 'biggus dickus' name...from Hugh.G.Wreckshon
(Hugh.G.Wreckshon Oh Yes it IS....!!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 17:25, archived)
# Not aiming for a FP to be honest.
280px just doesn't show enough detail really - I added a suggestion to widen the front page bit though.

Edit: My Name's Richard, and I am... hefty. Hence the name.
(I helped save b3ta! Biggus Dickus , it was like that when I found it, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 19:07, archived)
# Hmmm, coincidence?
www.b3ta.com/board/6352717
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 13:37, archived)
# Fack me!
I know mictoboy said 'the same source image' but I didn't realise he meant both of them. I am genuinely suprised.
(I helped save b3ta! Biggus Dickus , it was like that when I found it, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 20:12, archived)
# I've just decorated my tree. It's purdy!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:18, archived)
# haha smells good too!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:18, archived)
# ha ha!! magic!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:19, archived)
# ah
new car smell, how festive
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:25, archived)
# Sigh.™ ... sticking with the fizzy pop theme
Rob looks like he had an adverse reaction, maybe he was drinking the rival brand....




Damn I need to wee now, bladder is aching, but I just cant be bothered to leave my desk.
Also I don't know if I can manage that ache walk you have to do once full capacity has been exceeded...
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:18, archived)
# ha ha!
i went for a turd earlier
and as i sat down on the thrown i sneezed...

:P
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:21, archived)
# Lucky you were there, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:22, archived)
# the noise i made amused me greatly :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:26, archived)
# AaaaaCHOOoohdearieme.
?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:22, archived)
# you'll end up with sugar puff poisoning!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:26, archived)
# I wish I could pretend this wasn't me
(I helped save b3ta! bruised_blood has no bruises, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:14, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:15, archived)
# HAHAHA!
i did the same thing... although it was a recruitment firm

I got to the top and with the last breath i had, said "Can.... i .... remove... fit and healthy... from my... CV?!"
(likeajackhammer, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:15, archived)
# aw man!
that's a FAR better joke than mine!
damn!

*makes mental note to change strip when hubare isn't looking...*
(I helped save b3ta! bruised_blood has no bruises, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:18, archived)
# :oD
hoorays
(likeajackhammer, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:22, archived)
# Just do a new strip and post it.
When people scream "Pearoast!" you can politely point out it's the same joke with a different punchline.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:23, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahah
brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:16, archived)
# Haha! One of my colleagues is like that when she's been to the kitchen, which is a few feet away.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:17, archived)
# Yay
Also: Have you (Anyone) ever tried posting the whole lyrics (a bit at a time) to a song which has been translated (very badly) into greek?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:17, archived)
# Yes, I think you have.
I wondered what kittum was saying.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:31, archived)
# whuh?
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:35, archived)
# I had a dream
me and a bunch of people were going into a branch of Marks and Spencers and for some reason the store was way up
at the top of 20 flights of stairs, but when we got there, it wasn't actually a Marks and Spencers but it
was a church and there was a man doing a sermon and I was running around the place shouting at the walls.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:18, archived)
# i had a dream last night
that all the worlds calculators went missing overnight! i woke up very confused
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:21, archived)
# IT DIDN'T ADD UP!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
hahah ah hh ah h a
ahsHAHSdhtrdjil srhkk
rhwnp hn45
thjn56 yu 9w45ht3r qiot4hio'5hio;ywthio;tr hi;hihi wrhio; y hio;wrt ythio eryhio; erhyerhio; tyertyertyerty
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:24, archived)
# 55378008
*giggles*
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:25, archived)
# i707
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:39, archived)
# I had a dream that B3ta had got huge and turned into a sort of comedy Reuters
and I was the receptionist. Well, I was at the end, at the beginning I had a job interview with Rob.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:25, archived)
#
job interview biscuit and cakes and things
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:27, archived)
# no, an interview in a big white room.
He had his hair up.

Looked odd.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:30, archived)
# where's Thora when you need her most!?!?
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:18, archived)
# I read that as 'moist'
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:19, archived)
# my feeling of surprise is lacking
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:23, archived)
# I think she's
back in her cryogenic tube at the minute.

While she's in cryosleep, they pump Aphex Twin into her comatose mind, so when she wakes up, she's so pumped and paranoid, she'll do anything
for cash, and sell any old product, including but not limited to, timeshares, poison and mint flavoured bran flakes.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:20, archived)
# i'd laugh
if it wasn't for the fact that this is 100% true!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:27, archived)
# I'm pumping
Aphex Twin into my mind at the moment. It's just making me want to drink more tea
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:31, archived)
# Dead, I think
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:21, archived)
# ha ha ha!!
i love you Dave27
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:21, archived)
# you dropped this:
w
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:45, archived)
# There are gyms in America that have escalators.
100% FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:21, archived)
# hahahaha
brilliant
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:23, archived)
# A quick pearoast
Because I only got 4 replies last time and that made me a little sad inside...



Of course, pearoasting it doesn't make it funnier.
(I helped save b3ta! DickieDoesDallas eshews witty slogans, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:11, archived)
# now... i'm no expert.... but...
isn't this a big medium-sized NO NO!?
(likeajackhammer, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:12, archived)
# No.
(Astatine, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:13, archived)
# as it happens...
... nobody hates the Diana saga more than me...

but i don't mind this 10 year thing because its her sons that are organising it... instead of that egyptian shopkeeper!
(likeajackhammer, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:16, archived)
# Not at all, they're just milking this shit for publicity.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:26, archived)
# prolly...
but my point is... her sons have more of a right to do stuff like this than the NotW or the Sun having:

"DIANA WAS FUCKED BY QUEEN'S CORGI!"-esque headlines just to sell their shit-filled newspaper..

I, for one, am sick of the sight of her!
(likeajackhammer, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:30, archived)
# Yeah, I know. And I apologise...
I never usually would, but last time I posted at exactly the same time as Rob made his Coke announcement - which rather drew the attention from my 2 hour effort!
(I helped save b3ta! DickieDoesDallas eshews witty slogans, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:19, archived)
# I like Duran Duran
and Joss Stone.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:13, archived)
# I like kittens.
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:14, archived)
# Yeah but they hate you.
(brb coffee time)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:15, archived)
# Do you?
Joss Stone is always referred to in my house* as "JBS".


*but only by me
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:16, archived)
# I have no idea what a JBS is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:21, archived)
# Jail Bait Slapper?
(likeajackhammer, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:24, archived)
# JUBBLIES BRING SUNSHINE!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:26, archived)
# Joss Bloody Stone
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:38, archived)
# ach! avast! my cap'n!
*unsure if should salute or hug*
*does both*

it's really sad that you're here so rarely at the moment...

erm... about your sig...why are you my mum?
and it should be "deine Mutti"
/pedant
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:24, archived)
# no...
so dont pearoast, if you only got 4 replies people didnt like it that much
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:13, archived)
# is

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:16, archived)
# .....

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:07, archived)
# PIE!
i've missed the pie flinging kittens!

top woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:09, archived)
# Woo
I had a 'wtf' moment till the mask came off.
(Wize, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:09, archived)
# He is teh master of disguise.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:10, archived)
# Should that be..
teh master of de pies
(Wize, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:12, archived)
# Haha!
Me love this long time.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:10, archived)
# YAY
i love these!
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:24, archived)
# Hahaha!
I missed these!
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:27, archived)
# Is that
your first cat without tits?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:27, archived)
# ahahahahahah
I was missing the pie cats
(I helped save b3ta! John Barrowman's laminated buttocks, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:51, archived)
# Welcome back PieKittins!
But where are...

(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:58, archived)
# sigh.™ -- all i want for christmas are some extra carbon credits



(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:05, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:11, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:11, archived)
# She had a heart attack!
She didn't choke. (Urban myth)
(Fluffster, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:14, archived)
# Carbon credits?
Do they mean that you could drive a bigger car for a few days, or something?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:11, archived)
# I think it means you have to pay the government
so that you can emit as much CO2 as you like
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:15, archived)
# something like that, yes
every industrial company gets a "license" to emit a certain amount of CO2 per year, based on its size, branch and european ecological standards.
if you emit less, you can sell your remaining credits to other companies which emit more than they were assigned
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:00, archived)
# TITS WITH TITS WITH TITS WITH TITS WITH TITS WITH TITS WITH TITS WITH TITS WITH TITS WITH TITS WITH TITS WITH TITS WITH TITS WITH SQUIRRELS!
(likeajackhammer, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:02, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha!!
crazy straws!!

you are my favourite b3ta artist :) *man hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:02, archived)
# GIMME SOME SOME MO
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:04, archived)
# ya people had enough?
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:04, archived)
# GIMME SOME HO
/ipswich killer blog
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:06, archived)
# yay!
(likeajackhammer, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:04, archived)
# hahahaha what the fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:07, archived)
# ^ this
but with more tits
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:03, archived)
# that's some impressive speed drawage ma' man!
(likeajackhammer, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:04, archived)
# this is the best thing ever
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:05, archived)
# bleurgh...
.... bleeeuuurghhh
(Potatoman, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:05, archived)
# 2 fcuking minutes?
hand over your time machine this instant!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:10, archived)
# Squipples!
woo
(glassfrog knows nothing about computers, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:11, archived)
# A MIDGET HOLDING A SIGN SAYING HOW GOOD HE IS AND MATHS AND HOW HE LIKES IT UP THE SHITTER
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:02, archived)
# I didn't know you were good at maths?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:03, archived)
# I love you Mr. Tea
Will you be my bride?
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:05, archived)
# Yay! You drewed me!
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:10, archived)
# this is a plot, right?
you and hubare and supermatt planned it, yes?
you are the same person, aren't you?
/conspiracy theory blog
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:12, archived)
# I AM NOT THE NEVILLE OR HUBARE!
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:18, archived)
# me, bored out of my mind as I'm not allowed the net unless I'm on a break or lunch.
Er...with tits.


More tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:03, archived)
# MUFFINS!!!
*running jump hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:04, archived)
# *cries into Ron's shoulder*
I'm....so....fucking...BORED.....

I am eating a salt and vinegar crisp sarnie though, which is the shiznit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:05, archived)
# I've just had the same!
I also had a massive bit of bakewell tart too
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:07, archived)
# you CUNT
I want chips and tart!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:08, archived)
# he is a tart
and we love him for it :P
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:12, archived)
# *poses*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:16, archived)
# *fawns*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:17, archived)
# *pats back*
there there sweetness
when do you break up for crimbo?
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:08, archived)
# I'm off 22nd/23rd/24th/25th/26th/27th, back in on 28th then off again until the 2nd.
Choo?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:09, archived)
# off from the 21st
not back till the 2nd!

i best do some shopping though
i'm running out of time! :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:11, archived)
# You've not done any?!
Even the manwife's done most of his.

*tuts*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:13, archived)
# i bought the lady something
but i've just moved house and have been skint for two months!!

pay day next wednesday
big shopping rush thursday :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:16, archived)
# I get paid next Friday...so I will be out on the Saturday to finish mine. Nightmare!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:21, archived)
# I don't envy you.
But I am on the end of a phone if you need help with ideas.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:22, archived)
# Wa-hey, it's the Cap'n!
Hellohellohellohellohellohellohellohellohellohellohellohellohello!

*hugs long time*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:07, archived)
# Hello sugarplum!
How be thee?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:10, archived)
# I'm splendid, ta!
I've got a gig tomorrow night and I'm muchly looking forward to it. Final rehearsal tonight - that means that tomorrow night we'll be doing a few songs for only the 3rd or 4th time ever.

=)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:13, archived)
# Ooooh, good luck!
Just remember you're good, the audience are shit (otherwise it'd be them on the stage) and you don't care anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:14, archived)
# *remembers*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:20, archived)
# wild mango groming the arboreal marshlands
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:04, archived)
#

this but sexier!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:04, archived)
# how can that possibly get any sexier?
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:05, archived)
# if it had Purple Haze as a soundtrack.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:06, archived)
# Hahaha!
This makes me laugh hugely.

And there's my idea for you, The Neville. I'd like you to draw me laughing hugely.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:08, archived)
# Crikey, I thought I was looking in a mirror for a moment there.
Thank you sir!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:09, archived)
# Some smashing shops
serendipitously surrounding some soft soldiers sucking sweets.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:12, archived)
# YES
I can sleep tonight having seen that.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:15, archived)
# Minge
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:08, archived)
# I think i actually love you
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:09, archived)
# ^________^
KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE!!1

SUPER HAPPY ANIME TIEM!1
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:16, archived)
# hahaha!
But where are the tits?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:19, archived)
# For Wheely
Because I'm nice :P

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:00, archived)
# ace
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:02, archived)
# He'll love that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:04, archived)
# want!.. more!.. coke!..


sorry rob :) do agree with you though!
It's a complete and shameless rip-off. Joel should call his lawyer
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:55, archived)
# is that rob?
(likeajackhammer, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:56, archived)
# WHO'S THERE!?!?!?!?!?
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:56, archived)
# 'aye lad
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:57, archived)
# what.... in the name of shuddering cuntymints...
is he doing? and why?

is it from his little podcast earlier?
(likeajackhammer, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:58, archived)
# the terrible side effects of gingeritis
poor poor lad
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:59, archived)
# check out the frontpage
rob's story on rathergood.com vs coke
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:59, archived)
# yeah... i didn't watch it cos i've got my sound muted...
although it has visual humour too!!! yay..

as long as i can get past his munting* mug within the first few minutes *shudders*


*not very nice blog :(
(likeajackhammer, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:00, archived)
# agreed
it's like seeing your real dad after you've been told you were adopted
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:06, archived)
# ha!
.     ^loudly
(likeajackhammer, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:19, archived)
# Looks like Ross Noble
I've just put my tree up. It's all shiny and pine fresh
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:58, archived)
# indeed it does
you could just imagine him spacking about like that lol
(rrrr, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:04, archived)
# hahahaha
Rob's been on the Class A's again
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:56, archived)
# he was after class 2b last week
the dirty peado! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:57, archived)
# hahaha
he jumps like a girl
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:56, archived)
# It goes with his
hair.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:58, archived)
# which doesn't float very high...
... it must be cayked with grease!
(likeajackhammer, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:59, archived)
# Mmm grease cake.
I'm hungry again.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:01, archived)
# yeah, stomp it, rob!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:58, archived)
#
sugarFat and hair loss
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:59, archived)
# Ahahaha!
Yoo loun.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:17, archived)
# Woo! For DaveTheHat because of that thing he said...
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:54, archived)
# shall we run away together?
(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:55, archived)
# now i need you more than ever
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:58, archived)
# BIGGAR!!!!
/glaucomablog
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:56, archived)
# Oh JESUS POTATO UP YOUR VAGINA.
YOU PEOPLE ARE NEVER HAPPY.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:57, archived)
# This tutorial might help...
optimising made simple
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:00, archived)
# I'll give this a WOO!
*goes away to draw 'WOO' in MS paint*
(I helped save b3ta! SpoonMeiser, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:58, archived)
# the best kind of woo
draw it in poo
(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:01, archived)
# IT'S ME!
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:59, archived)
# Id like to have the sex with you
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:59, archived)
# So would I.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:02, archived)
# *clusterfucks*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:03, archived)
# I like the
way it looks so optimised, but is still pretty big.

That takes some skill.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:05, archived)
# Sigh.™ .... Hummus deficiency.



(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:54, archived)
# hahahahaha
nice!
(I helped save b3ta! diablo290582 Professional.....something., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:55, archived)
# *drinks coke*
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:55, archived)
# I curse you
with poorlyness of a runny nose variety
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:56, archived)
# *licks*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:57, archived)
# it wasn't all smooth
there were some snotty lumps......sends back to the kitchen
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:06, archived)
# FP THIS NOW
/cynicalblog
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:55, archived)
# A salute
To my favourite artists on B3ta, with limited edition fake vineer background.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:47, archived)
# Has JJ really got moobs?
Nice though
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:48, archived)
# are you saying JJ is a tit head?
(likeajackhammer, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:48, archived)
# Pink Elephants Arse..
With tits?
(a man called donkey has been away for too long, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:49, archived)
# pink cookies in a plastic bag
being crushed by buildings
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:52, archived)
# I take them as big poppy out eyes
from all the sexy drawings he does
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:49, archived)
# lol
Nope, it's their characters, JJ does wicked pics of girls with massive face planters, i just can't draw them :)
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:50, archived)
# i knew what you meant... :oD
Nope, it's their characters, JJ does wicked pics of girls with massive face planters, i just can't draw them :)

YES! I AM!
(likeajackhammer, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:50, archived)
# are you coming for boozes next week then?
(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:55, archived)
# That is sad
becase I'm not in it. :(
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:48, archived)
# that's because you aren't a b3ta favourite. Nor am I.
BUT YOU WILL ALWAYS BE A FAVOURITE IN MY EYES WHEELYBIRD.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:49, archived)
# Aw.
Gee schucks whizz, go on you flatterer you.

I am an brilliant artiste though. Take the thing I did yesterday for example: www.b3ta.com/board/6629039

With skills like that I ought to become the Queen.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:51, archived)
# are you grooming again?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:54, archived)
# i'm trying my best
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:58, archived)
# me too!
where am i!?
(likeajackhammer, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:55, archived)
# hahaha
Dave, you are in danger of actually being funny today if you're not careful.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:56, archived)
# How is that possible?
What is funny?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:57, archived)
# YOU are Davidw27...YOU ARE.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:59, archived)
# What do you mean?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:04, archived)
# *poke*
look up a bit ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:11, archived)
# JJ's? a jellyfish?! :O
afterning all.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:50, archived)
# Hooray!

*smiles from ear to ear*

bring back chinstrap, more chinstrap!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:50, archived)
# slut
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:51, archived)
# *bends over*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:55, archived)
# *whips up a frenzy*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:56, archived)
# heh

He'll be back very soon ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:53, archived)
# NEEDS MORE ANIME !!11!11
woo! Love the thor one
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:51, archived)
# ha ha!!
i love the super cute AMcD!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:52, archived)
# yay for JJ
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:54, archived)
# now... this looks cute...
but i bet he's eating her tongue for sustainance!
(likeajackhammer, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:57, archived)
# look at the hindquarters of the one on the floor,
it is a menage a trois. full on bummin an' everythin!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:03, archived)
# 'Scrizmaz













With all new 2006 Baubles
Click tree to play
(I helped save b3ta! alnapp B3ta? Oh I just remembered about that and posted @, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:44, archived)
# wow, awesome gif-fage!
this requires a woo-yay-houpla!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:45, archived)
# That's rather
wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:46, archived)
# That slice
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:57, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:40, archived)
# that is actually giving me the fear
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:41, archived)
# it's the lube, isn't it?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:41, archived)
# quite worrying that you instantly recognise a tube of lube
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:42, archived)
# he can't get her moist
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:43, archived)
# pfft

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:45, archived)
# it's like a rorschach test
you see what you want to see...
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:43, archived)
# Hahaha!
nutter! Why's he holding a tube 'o' lube?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:41, archived)
# It's a trowel!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:42, archived)
# because he has to get the plant off his crotch before anyone realises
perhaps
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 13:42, archived)

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