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B.T., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:11, archived)

Redex is an actually quote!

Yay!

Edit: RIS?

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:14, archived)

Is that the Sarah bird from Coronation St?

(Pesky Eskimo Gadzooks!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:16, archived)

yes

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B.T., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:16, archived)

no, it's Howard Carter . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:16, archived)

TJ:

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:16, archived)

STILL WOULD

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:18, archived)

Mmmmmmmmmm

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:21, archived)

That is graping my squildo!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:22, archived)

I know it is!

hello dottie...how's stuff?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:24, archived)

Fine and dandy.

Not been visiting much this week!

but that's what dowmnloading every single megadrive/genesis game does to you!

/eyes are bleeding!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:28, archived)

Haha

sounds like fun

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:30, archived)

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:30, archived)

I wish people would

stop using Image Shack and just post small pictures on warren's or cr3ative.
The time it takes to load spoils all hummus the image contains.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:16, archived)

yes

and Woo! to your lully tree earlier
Huzzah!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:17, archived)

fankee

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:18, archived)

no MSN?

I have a 'private' question . . .
Hehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:20, archived)

switching on

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:21, archived)

agreed

I have a paid photobucket account, which is also nice, as it takes away the burden of lots of traffic from my websites

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:25, archived)

Unwanted gift.

(M. Oignons Lurking, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:52, archived)

Heil Kitler?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:53, archived)

Damn your superior punning!

(M. Oignons Lurking, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:53, archived)

*sigh*

A MEASly effort compared to mine . . .
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:06, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:10, archived)

The Furred Reich?

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FoldsFive, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:55, archived)

hahaha

please have this link

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:59, archived)

Heh :)

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FoldsFive, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:01, archived)

You better have this link then

www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com/
Assuming you haven't seen it before...

(GrrrboyMC A professional nuisance, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:10, archived)

That link's only been on here about 1000000 times now

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:13, archived)

I hadn't seen that before

>laughing like a drain<
thanks

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C-Bean on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:17, archived)

Arghh!

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:56, archived)

Is he a marxist?

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:57, archived)

Hahaha!

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:58, archived)

he's a bit of a grouch

but there's no need to harp on about it. In fact, it's quite chic...

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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:07, archived)

Nasty kitten! Nicely Pun!

FLUFFEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

(PS - this is the last time I will link this pic!)

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xoh Being phonetically pronounced as 'zore' since, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:12, archived)

My dad once had a cat that talked!!!

He left his keys on the hall table, shouted through the letterbox to the cat,
"can you reach me those keys?" to which the cat replied...."me how?"

*comedy punchline music*
or *tumbleweed*
you decide.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:15, archived)

even in this festive season..... beware stangers bearing gifts....

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TBL I posted this on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:46, archived)

like

prozzies!

(ACuntLikeYou I'm hated for loving, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:47, archived)

That's more "stranglers bearing gifts"

(__, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:49, archived)

singing "no more heroes"??

/gets coat

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TBL I posted this on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:50, archived)

Nah doing a cover of "Love For Sale"

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:59, archived)

Is that Dalek offering me the crisp refreshing taste

of a thirst-quenching monkey beer?

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FoldsFive, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:50, archived)

indeed he is.....

but beware......

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TBL I posted this on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:55, archived)

dalek is a alien!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:59, archived)

I shall be sure to stack up on monkey beer this christmas

so I don't have to open the door to any Dalek

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:51, archived)

I have some elephant beer coming this year.....

its is nice as well, but not a patch on monkey beer.

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TBL I posted this on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:58, archived)

Is that made from what I think it's made of?

because then I want one!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:59, archived)

well...

www.beersofeurope.co.uk/acatalog/Beers_of_Europe__Danish_Beer_81.html

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TBL I posted this on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:01, archived)

damn

not real elephant piss then

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:03, archived)

at 7.2 by volume it will make you piss thats for sure......

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TBL I posted this on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:05, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:08, archived)

There's a Belgian beer called Dubuisson that 12% alcohol

It's ok...

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:11, archived)

Grimbergen FTW!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:28, archived)

Meanwhile...

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:00, archived)

well fuck me

it's sexy tiem already!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:01, archived)

It sure is...

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:05, archived)

hahaha

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:07, archived)

What is that one the wall?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:37, archived)

That's me

that is.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:47, archived)

idd

It's a nice beer! (the Elephant one)

I'm from Denmark, so I would know ^^

(Pharoh, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:14, archived)

What has it done to the beer? Has it added Rohypnol to it?

*bewares

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:59, archived)

its a dalek..... it does not have to do anything to the beer

as soon as you take the can....

*shudders*

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TBL I posted this on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:02, archived)

ARGH!!!! Kill it hard!

*flees

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:03, archived)

right.... i dont think we did this in a while....

pink wafers... the gayest of biscuits?

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TBL I posted this on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:25, archived)

Im yours

just wipe one over your power tower and ill come by...

(ACuntLikeYou I'm hated for loving, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:26, archived)

gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay

gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay

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< you, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:27, archived)

nope

Pink Wafers are the Hengiest of biscuits

the world's hengiest biscuit

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:27, archived)

I read that as

'Hench' and nearly screamed

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:31, archived)

I'm not sure I understand

your aversion to Hench

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:32, archived)

hench = stacked

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:36, archived)

does it?

well, every day is a school day. I still feel confused

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:37, archived)

have you ever seen the blue goldfish?

its in that toilet bowl over there...........

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TBL I posted this on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:38, archived)

it is slang :)

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:39, archived)

right

so when you say stacked do you mean "capital knockers madam"?

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:41, archived)

thats what I take it to mean.....

as in "phoar she's well stacked"

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TBL I posted this on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:46, archived)

stacked = muscle beach

a very muscular man (it is a straight way of saying it apparently, this whole sub-thread is going downhill)

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:52, archived)

you are Clarkson

and besides, haven't you heard of Fig Rolls?

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:28, archived)

fig rolls are NOT gay

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:34, archived)

touched a raw nerve there?

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:36, archived)

they are an entirely asexual biscuit

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:40, archived)

I think you're in denial

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:43, archived)

he should watch out for the crocodiles

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:48, archived)

christ

you taking lessons from dave the hat?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:53, archived)

he's the queen

of denial

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:56, archived)

online 3 month course, actually.....

;)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:58, archived)

is there a phd at the end of it?

I could get my own tv show with this qualification

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:00, archived)

Yup!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:07, archived)

Hahaa, you 'shopped them to make them

a silly gay pink colour! Pffffft

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D'artisan is lesser spotted, lesser spotted like a Tiger, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:30, archived)

ashully no......

although i must admit my phones camera did a reasonable job.

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TBL I posted this on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:36, archived)

Hehe,

You mean these gay-boy biscuits are always teh gay colour!?!
They are sooooo GAY!!!! :o)

yeah I know ;o) You can take this as one more 'yup, pretty darn gay' vote :o)

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D'artisan is lesser spotted, lesser spotted like a Tiger, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:42, archived)

those pink gay biscuits are giving it sexy teim!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:31, archived)

Haha, ^ this

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D'artisan is lesser spotted, lesser spotted like a Tiger, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:33, archived)

yes.... its how they make more pink wafers

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TBL I posted this on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:37, archived)

fancy snack

could anyone give me the link to the random mp3 download page made by one of the members of B3ta? thought I had saved the link, but now I can't find it

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The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:38, archived)

Looks like it to me

(bonzos, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:41, archived)

Heheh

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D'artisan is lesser spotted, lesser spotted like a Tiger, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:43, archived)

haha

brilliant

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:43, archived)

whoa

NSFW

(Nancy Sex for Wafers?)

(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:45, archived)

hahaha

(daharris, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:56, archived)

They're not even biscuits

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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:47, archived)

Yep...

*asks for just a little wafer

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:05, archived)

tesco value lawyers anyone?

(Giggedy_Giggedy, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:24, archived)

He raped

a raccoon in Norwich and then shot in 5 times in the head 'to make sure it was able to cope mentally!'

(ACuntLikeYou I'm hated for loving, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:26, archived)

ha, who hasnt

(Giggedy_Giggedy, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:28, archived)

^this

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:29, archived)

oh dear

just be careful of the "tesco value rapist" posts incase he's found innocent

he could sue!

the hooker killing twat

eep!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:31, archived)

there is a very serious point here

its sub judice and could get people into a whole lot of trouble - not just sued but criminally prosecuted for contempt of court.

so there.

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:37, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/6649570

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D'artisan is lesser spotted, lesser spotted like a Tiger, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:51, archived)

still it's no more supposition than is appearing in the wider media

so the only solution is to continue as normal with the abuse but have "alleged" flash on the image
works for the tabloids doesn't it

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:58, archived)

Allegedly

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D'artisan is lesser spotted, lesser spotted like a Tiger, Tue 19 Dec 2006, 10:58, archived)

It's not offensive or owt, but Merry Festive Seasons all

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:20, archived)

ah fuckity... i KNEW yours would be better

most woo! indeed

git

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TBL I posted this on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:21, archived)

festive seasons?

i thought it was christmas?

edit: how rude, woo to the tree! it's ace

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:23, archived)

Very nice.

Id actually have a tree if i could have one like that.

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:23, archived)

*watches*

*is hypnotized*

WhAt BidDinG WiLl yOu HAvE Me DO Oh SPArkLy TrEe?

Much, much woo to that!

EDIT: Oh, and Merry Festiveness!

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D'artisan is lesser spotted, lesser spotted like a Tiger, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:25, archived)

Coooool

I wish I had a tree that did that :)

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Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:28, archived)

yay! thankees mr toast!

have some happy ones myself.

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Mr. Johnson, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:29, archived)

I like your flashy lighty thingies

and a merry one to you too!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:30, archived)

flaeshy

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Mr. Johnson, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:32, archived)

well, those too, obviously

mmm fleshy!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:52, archived)

stop

taking drugs
but its cool if you are into acid

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:43, archived)

The swirling lights make patterns in my head

i must kill- all must die- i am the angel of death - the lights, the lights told me so...

(lichnis chalcedonica, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:14, archived)

That's freakin' awesome!

Thanks, and the same to you and yours!

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:18, archived)

I clicked.

big WOO!

(Smudger, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:49, archived)

Bah it ended up looking like...

BRIAN BLESSED! oh well

(edit to add click pic for a bigger one)

(rubbish monkey eh?, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:16, archived)

aww bless

even tho he's a brain eating undead hoarde member, he's at least go the spirit of xmas

god bless you evil zombie and all those who you rip apart while making uuhrhhrrh urhrhrhr noises

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:20, archived)

I made a tree! complete with all teh flashy lights

boo! for major optee mysation but have it anyway

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TBL I posted this on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:16, archived)

you sod, I was just about to post one

that I done made myself

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:16, archived)

dont let me stop you.....

yours is probably better than mine anyway :-)

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TBL I posted this on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:18, archived)

post it anyway

I might do a christmas tree

that is, not photoshop some lights and stuff, just do one.

/xmas tragedy blog

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:19, archived)

wot as in shag it?

(being as "do a" is a colloquialism for shagging round these parts.....)

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TBL I posted this on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:20, archived)

that's it :D

once you get past the initial searing pain it's really quite nice, tho you have to drug the tree a bit first

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:30, archived)

huzzah! how festive

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:18, archived)

cunthorse is one of the finest words ever

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:32, archived)

That is so nearly an anagram of

Scunthorpe

(Arkanoid, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:47, archived)

Most woo!

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:00, archived)

playing with photoshop

heres the big one
img446.imageshack.us/img446/6739/bigcastlegu1.jpg

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homelesssmith www.homelesssmith.com, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:06, archived)

thats rather spiffy...

is there a wallpaper?
*click*
Woo!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:07, archived)

i'll add the bigger one

but its pretty rough looking, it was just a play around

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homelesssmith www.homelesssmith.com, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:11, archived)

the colours

are just brilliant!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:14, archived)

Cor!

Splendid!
Woo!

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:08, archived)

is that

the quo's house?

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:12, archived)

Hehe

So it is!

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D'artisan is lesser spotted, lesser spotted like a Tiger, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:22, archived)

haha

locked out

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homelesssmith www.homelesssmith.com, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:32, archived)

Hmm yeah, thinking about it

the sensible thing would've been to leave them safely locked IN really wouldn't it. This'll only encourage them to go back out on tour, oops :o/

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D'artisan is lesser spotted, lesser spotted like a Tiger, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:38, archived)

Gosh, vewy nice!

Nicely complimenting colours

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D'artisan is lesser spotted, lesser spotted like a Tiger, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:12, archived)

this

i like

(Dekionplexis - Led Zeppelin - Immigrant Song, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:13, archived)

you'd rather fix that bridge

before someone tries to stumble over it after a night of drinking

it's ace!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:14, archived)

More of this sort of thing!

*click*

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Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:27, archived)

Birds Are Quick To Get Their Side Of The Story Out...

(Giggedy_Giggedy, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:01, archived)

HAHA!

Hull!

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MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:02, archived)

i shouldn't have laughed

but i did long & loud - woo yay!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:06, archived)

G'nite b3ta peeps n co

"birds love my cock custard, devon knows how they make it so creamy"

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:06, archived)

haha!

i lik bird cusdid.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:11, archived)

yes

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:12, archived)

Thrusting Action

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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 20:56, archived)

Thrust Yeah!

Woo!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 20:59, archived)

Yay for thrusting action

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MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:00, archived)

thrusting!

G'nite b3ta peeps n co.... *watches tumbleweed go past*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:05, archived)

Does

he taste of spearmint?

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moogy boobles, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:09, archived)

i wonder what he'd look like with a polo for a head..

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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 22:16, archived)

that's a very methodical thrust!

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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:01, archived)

Thrust your pelvis *ugh!*

Thrust your pelvis *ugh!*

Thrust your pelvis *ugh!*

Thrust your pelvis *ugh!*

/only dance I know

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:03, archived)

pay me off just before Christmas..ya fat cunt!

[huuuuge]

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 19:58, archived)

Heh, Revenge is sweet....!

Evening, sir

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FoldsFive, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 20:01, archived)

'lo :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 20:09, archived)

huuuuge is bloody scary.

he's an evil looking little bugger.
santa's well shot of him.
yay!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 20:02, archived)

truth is stranger than fiction

and the pre-festive lay offs continue - Woo!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 20:05, archived)

He is truly possessed!

It's all about the burning Christmas trees today! :o)

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D'artisan is lesser spotted, lesser spotted like a Tiger, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 20:07, archived)

HE'S ON

FUCKING FIRE!

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Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 20:08, archived)

heh :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 20:15, archived)

FROG FUCKS GRANNY

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Just Flange, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 20:48, archived)

I could not agree more

well I could, but that would be illegal

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 20:53, archived)

haha

ace

POW

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Just Flange, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 20:32, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 20:36, archived)

SHE LOVES IT!!!!

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Just Flange, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 20:47, archived)

what film again?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 20:49, archived)

king pin

fucking ace

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Just Flange, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 20:50, archived)

*Loves Big Ern'*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 20:53, archived)

"i've just been out to milk your cow"

"we don't gotta cow............we gotta bull"

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Just Flange, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:00, archived)

Nice!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 20:35, archived)

remember my skull thing from the other night?

you can wear it, if you like*

*may contain traces of spam

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 20:44, archived)

Nicely!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 20:48, archived)

Hehehe fire....fire!....FIRE!

hehehehehehehehehehehehekekekekekekekekekekekeke!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 20:36, archived)

i need picata, for my bung-hole

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Just Flange, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 20:51, archived)

I always knew it was the 'Blancmange & Trilby Killer"

(Chopper3, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 19:46, archived)

You know I'm increasingly wondering

if I was a little hasty deeming him the killer
and 'shopping him up something good...
Ho hum :o)

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D'artisan is lesser spotted, lesser spotted like a Tiger, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 19:48, archived)

Yeah, let justice take its course.

That's how it works round here...

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Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 19:52, archived)

Ahhh, the beauty of mud sticking

Still, we don't dish out justice. That's down to the mighty Beeb!

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D'artisan is lesser spotted, lesser spotted like a Tiger, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 19:56, archived)

Well he's from Felixstowe

so there must be something wrong with him.

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Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 19:57, archived)

True

Very true. Wikipedia tells me nothing good has ever come out of Felixstowe

...maybe John Mills

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D'artisan is lesser spotted, lesser spotted like a Tiger, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 20:03, archived)

and ferries.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 20:03, archived)

Heh

Them's the smart ones

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D'artisan is lesser spotted, lesser spotted like a Tiger, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 20:10, archived)

i know

lets put him in a room with 5 hookers and see if he kills them...foolproof

(D.Anger, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 20:12, archived)

a plan with no flaws whatsoever!

have you considered working in the legal profession?

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:18, archived)

the beeb have deemed him guilty.

case closed?

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 19:53, archived)

Auntie Justice

Their choosing unanimously to play all those interview bits,
which he'd specifically told them not to, is an interesting judgment call.

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D'artisan is lesser spotted, lesser spotted like a Tiger, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 19:55, archived)

you can picture the scene in the newsroom

much gleeful hand rubbing.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 19:58, archived)

at this rate

he'll be able to play the "can't get a fair trial" card

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finnbar has officially retired, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 20:05, archived)

Doh!

We're aiding and abetting the 'getting off' of a weirdo serial killer! We're sick!....

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D'artisan is lesser spotted, lesser spotted like a Tiger, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 20:09, archived)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 19:55, archived)

in that case, will you pay my license fee for me?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 20:23, archived)

If by pay my license fee for me you mean get naked and rub myself all over you, then yes, yes I will.

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 20:35, archived)

Is he a loner

with mad, staring eyes?
Does he call himself Fran Healy on weekends?
Does he use empty McDonalds boxes as a carpet?
If yes, lock him up.

Who needs evidens(c)e?

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Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 19:56, archived)

Lawyers who want to make a lot of money need evidence

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 20:01, archived)

OBJECTION!

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 20:03, archived)

Sustained.

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Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 20:08, archived)

That means he probably isn't

Or they could just be trying to confuse you

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 19:57, archived)

of course he is guilty

he works in a supermarket.... calls himself "The Bishop' online ans... and... sounds guilty! String 'im up!

www.findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_qn4156/is_20030727/ai_n12583881

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Flash_Bastard, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 21:05, archived)

Self-explanatory

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PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 19:28, archived)

Bet he'd hurt

if you stepped on him with bare feet :)

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in vino veritas, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 19:29, archived)

hahaha

FUCK!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 19:32, archived)

ta for your kind words earlier.

i couldn't rest until i'd seen it.
i am now the rather smug owner of series 2 dvd.
don't know how easy it is to download from utube
but it's posted here as well
www.yourfilehost.com/media.php?cat=video&file=sing_lofty.MPG
might have a few smutty ads around it and the server is pants but can be downloaded.

also very yay to lego stud.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 19:51, archived)

you made my morning

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 19:53, archived)

that's down to the duke of prunes.

he spread the good word, i bottled out of posting on u tube and google, the nasty warnings put me off. odd given i'm already well on my way to an eye patch, a wooden leg and a parrot.
Edit/the dukes upload is here
video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=5867855733790609102
i still haven't seen it on yourfilehost it won't play for me.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 19:56, archived)

Hurrah for legoman!

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FoldsFive, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 19:33, archived)

Ooh he's very

erm
bulgey.
He's 15½ types of woo!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 19:34, archived)

i thought

it was 15.7, have you rounded for neater fractions?

(EriX I like toast, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 19:44, archived)

Arf!

That is rather good :)

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 19:35, archived)

i can see where lego woman goes

woo!

(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 19:39, archived)

Cool!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 20:38, archived)

Hello :)

Let me know if you want your website linked to on my site

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in vino veritas, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 19:18, archived)

my, that's a round robin!

w00!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 19:19, archived)

He's a bit sad

he has no robin friends. They wouldn't let him join in any robin games.

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in vino veritas, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 19:20, archived)

:'(

:'((((
woo

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 19:22, archived)

He can play B3ta games instead

ashally, that may not be such a good idea
he may get hurt :|

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 19:28, archived)

I made him a friend

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 19:29, archived)

Awwwwwwwww

I hope his new friend doesn't eat him! :D

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in vino veritas, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 19:31, archived)

he couldn't

robin would just sit on him.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 19:31, archived)

And the robin police would get him anyways

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 19:32, archived)

I love the robin police

woo!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 19:33, archived)

that looks likea robocock attatchment

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 19:34, archived)

'nings Margo

how things?

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 19:37, archived)

not bad Eric

not bad, I spose.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 19:37, archived)

True

That's my best form of defence I find :)

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in vino veritas, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 19:33, archived)

*attacks*

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 19:34, archived)

*sits and squishes flat*

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in vino veritas, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 19:37, archived)

you couldn't squish me silly :p

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 19:38, archived)

Wanna bet?

*climbs stepladder*

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in vino veritas, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 19:54, archived)

He shoulld kill them all with a machine gun and/or flamethrower

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 19:55, archived)

Yay!

Robinses!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 19:20, archived)

Bah!

Yours are cuter
*hugs* anyway, you sexay thang!

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in vino veritas, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 19:22, archived)

Mind if I repost my Christmas card for good luck?

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 19:24, archived)

I likes him.

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djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 19:23, archived)

Merry Christmas!

What a lovely rosie robin

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D'artisan is lesser spotted, lesser spotted like a Tiger, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 19:25, archived)

You have a website! Hooray! \o/

b3ta.com/~p3te pleeease
edit: 'tis woo! there's a b3ta webring? O_o
from your front page of you site it looks like you are a middle aged man who wear bowler hats and drinks Guinness

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P3te "the Meat", Mon 18 Dec 2006, 19:26, archived)

Haha

Yeah my husband commented that it should be a picture of me. I should really change it, although I like DTH presiding!

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in vino veritas, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 19:40, archived)

Yeah, its cool

maybe just a ickle thumbnail with 'Me!' on it

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P3te "the Meat", Mon 18 Dec 2006, 19:42, archived)

Awwwww, he's all teh cutes!

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 19:26, archived)

Helloes :D

A lully, lully robin
and Happy Crimbos too :)

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 19:27, archived)

red circle .... must resist ....

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 19:28, archived)

Haha

I'd never even thought about it - it's an oval anyway!

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in vino veritas, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 19:30, archived)

That would make a lovely

card :)

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FoldsFive, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 19:35, archived)

Awww

I declare this thread the awwwww-est of the day.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 19:35, archived)

Yay!

Ta Ms 'Pot! :D

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in vino veritas, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 19:37, archived)

that's fabtanstic :)

prodigy69.co.uk/
oh you already have..hurrah :)x
I'll save your site and add it soon

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 20:12, archived)

meppy chpistmas to you too.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 20:26, archived)

Awwww that's really lully

could you link to my site www.whatareweyourphotoshoppingbitches.com ?
I am currently working on a new website for www.mediocre.nl, and I am also collecting urls of b3tans. I've got your bookmark right here ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 20:43, archived)

Oh the humanity!

(D.Anger, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 19:15, archived)

Hurray!

for DINOSAURS!
Yippee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 19:17, archived)

he looks like my dinosaur

and kermit the frog all in one :)

Yay dinosaurs!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 19:18, archived)

Episode #9

Now all previous episodes on website
www.absynthandcheese.co.uk

(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 19:06, archived)

haha

charming

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Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 19:07, archived)

This...

...is funny. WOO!

(kuntybawz, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 19:08, archived)

As entertainingly insane as ever

Woo!

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D'artisan is lesser spotted, lesser spotted like a Tiger, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 19:11, archived)

ohhhhhhhhh

I wanted the Lenin Sunshine.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 19:12, archived)

Hahaha

You said Jazz! Woo :)

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in vino veritas, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 19:21, archived)

just fucking around at the end of the day...

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mrlogic is copying your beard, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 18:53, archived)

Oooh I like that very much!

Even if it does confuse and scare me, woo!

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D'artisan is lesser spotted, lesser spotted like a Tiger, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 18:54, archived)

Jean-Luc?

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 19:10, archived)

Jean-Paul?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 19:19, archived)

Papa?

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D'artisan is lesser spotted, lesser spotted like a Tiger, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 19:26, archived)

Oh, there he is.

there he is.

More of this shit at our site.

(Nash Odyssey is a nasty, nasty man (or possibly woman), Mon 18 Dec 2006, 18:40, archived)

hahahaa

yaay!!!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 18:43, archived)

*sings*

where where where, where wally, oh there he is

edit : naerly forgot - WOO! love the site, just need a bigger monitor...

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 18:49, archived)

fwapping

and in the closet - sounds like my life :o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 18:53, archived)

Hot T!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 18:43, archived)

pfffffft.

just noticed that myself.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 20:30, archived)

I like your drawing style

so definite woo.

however I am massively envious of your talent and therefore am keeping all the yay to myself :P

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fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 18:44, archived)

okay

you probably deserve it more than we do.

We like to suck grannies and shit.

(Nash Odyssey is a nasty, nasty man (or possibly woman), Mon 18 Dec 2006, 18:50, archived)

that sounds like wholesome family fun

but I'm curious - what part of the granny do you suck, exactly?

_{*wants this as his random quote*}

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fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 18:52, archived)

Fact is

we love to suck upon the bank account.

(and flaps)

(Nash Odyssey is a nasty, nasty man (or possibly woman), Mon 18 Dec 2006, 19:04, archived)

Tis well phunneh

me larfetty larfed

(King of Swandanavia Proud owner of the worlds first Flong, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 18:45, archived)

I like your site muchly

and wish to fellate your sketching pencil

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thiswasmyclone, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 18:45, archived)

Wally is teh perv! Hehe, good pic

....'ang on, did you somehow mask the filesize and it's 94kb?!

/confused Nazi blog

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D'artisan is lesser spotted, lesser spotted like a Tiger, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 18:45, archived)

I'm afraid that I am most stupid (And slightly drunk) - masking filesize? I just.. I just linked to a pickacher! OH GOD, IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN

(Nash Odyssey is a nasty, nasty man (or possibly woman), Mon 18 Dec 2006, 18:48, archived)

Hehehe

Ignore the 'masking' nonsense, I was being a silly paranoid. Nice sketchwork.

Try to keep any linked pics under 50kb though if possible.

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

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D'artisan is lesser spotted, lesser spotted like a Tiger, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 18:51, archived)

Honestly I don't think people should be so tight on the 50kb limit

If the content is good and it's not *too* obscenely huge

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 18:56, archived)

I think

this post explains it admirably

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Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 18:58, archived)

Completely agree with that post

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 19:00, archived)

Me too

In a test it just took me 5 seconds to optimize that image
down to 50kb with no significant discernible loss of quality

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D'artisan is lesser spotted, lesser spotted like a Tiger, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 19:04, archived)

so what?

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Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 19:05, archived)

*sigh*

"It's about using optimisation to make your images no larger than they need to be"

That image is probably twice as big as it needs to be, so I decided it warranted a friendly reminder, via the FAQ, to optimize when possible.

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D'artisan is lesser spotted, lesser spotted like a Tiger, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 19:09, archived)

naturally, I understand that

I just don't give a shit. Really. "Twice as big as it needs to be" doesn't make me suddenly step back and give a shit, either.

The "reminder" posts, friendly as they may be, are easily as annoying as an image that could be a little smaller. IT DOESN'T BLOODY MATTER. If it's 500k or something, then let's talk about it.

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Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 19:13, archived)

^this^

^this^ so much it hurts.

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bennyhillslovechild, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 19:18, archived)

So don't give a shit then

You're making a mountain out of a fucking molehill, and completely ignoring non broadband users. A page of 25 50k posts is about 1 meg. A page of 25 100kb posts is about 2 meg. That's not an insignificant difference. If Rob or whoever deems that now is the time to move on as more people have broadband then that's fine, and the FAQ can be updated (that's not exactly difficult). Until such a time it's only fair to try to keep people within the guidelines.

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D'artisan is lesser spotted, lesser spotted like a Tiger, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 19:24, archived)

Non broadband users are a tiny fraction of the board

besides which, if you're going to come to B3ta you should expect long loads exactly the same way you'd expect them with flash cartoon sites.

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 19:30, archived)

Then what you should be complaining about

is that they've not updated the FAQ, not that people are trying to abide by it and encourage abiding by it.

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D'artisan is lesser spotted, lesser spotted like a Tiger, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 19:31, archived)

Why not just stop trying to be an enforcer and leave it to the mods on such matters?

50k isn't a bad guidline. Hell, we've covered why.

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 19:33, archived)

Yeah you know, you're right

There's no reason whatsoever for there actually to be a specific code for general users to trigger
when they feel a user ought be reminded of the guidance of the FAQ....

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D'artisan is lesser spotted, lesser spotted like a Tiger, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 19:38, archived)

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 19:53, archived)

Oi!

You're pulling my string!

That gets a woo even if it could be considered frightful commie propaganda against the Fuhrer :o)

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D'artisan is lesser spotted, lesser spotted like a Tiger, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 20:01, archived)

don't forget the server load

b3ta is already painfully slow at some times

and what's so bad about trying to optimize? it's normally about two clicks in ps and a minute on the clock with most pictures.
if the picture is not that easily compressable or if it would suffer from severe quality loss due to compression, that's another matter

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 18 Dec 2006, 19:39, archived)

Damn right

Here's to good compression practice!

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D'artisan is lesser spotted, lesser spotted like a Tiger, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 19:49, archived)

How on *earth* do larger images NOT HOSTED ON THIS SERVER

effect the strain on it directly? In fact, it follows logically that the longer externally hosted images take to load the less strain there is on the board.

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 20:47, archived)

Well it's a tricky one isn't it

but as it was about twice the guidance size I thought it warranted a friendly little reminder.

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D'artisan is lesser spotted, lesser spotted like a Tiger, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 18:59, archived)

Well

Regardless, apologies. We just linked straight from the site, because we are filthy little shits who are too lazy to optimise especially for the b3ta board.

If it helps though, we love you very much, and offer you sticky, sickly treats from our stockings.

..Our RAPE-stockings.

(Nash Odyssey is a nasty, nasty man (or possibly woman), Mon 18 Dec 2006, 19:03, archived)

NOOOOO!

Not the RAPE stockings!!?!!
What kind of ~~lovely~~ horrible stickiness are you offering me?

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D'artisan is lesser spotted, lesser spotted like a Tiger, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 19:06, archived)

Okay, best comic I have read since Squee.

How have you kept this wonder so quiet?

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 18:51, archived)

have a...

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 19:01, archived)

I like your cartoonage

do more, post them here, be a legend

(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 19:11, archived)

^this

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- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 19:23, archived)

His wally

is up her cint

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thistle, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 19:12, archived)

Fatastic!

I'm loving the "Daddy, what are these lumps growing on my chest" strip on the website...haven't sprayed beer all over the monitor to that degree in ages!

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bennyhillslovechild, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 19:17, archived)

Teh Fear!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 18:38, archived)

ARGH TEH FEAR!!!

TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR!
TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR!
TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR!
TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR! TEH FEAR!

*flees*

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fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 18:39, archived)

teh feer!

this wins my 2006 best original fear by a newcomer award.

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 18:39, archived)

Yay

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 19:59, archived)

*Hides behind curtain*

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 18:55, archived)

woo - the fear

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 19:01, archived)

Fear-tastic!

Woo!

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Mon 18 Dec 2006, 19:20, archived)

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