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# and god created smurf

who obviously wasn't very impressed.
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:23, archived)
# smurf me!


huzzah! It's been a long time since your last smurf post
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:24, archived)
# it has
I'm glad you like it :-)
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:24, archived)
# Oh yes
and now, I'm going to leave for today

night night!
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:25, archived)
# 'night!
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:25, archived)
# Looks more like
Mohammed
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:25, archived)
# nah.. this does
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:25, archived)
# *smurfs embassy*
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:26, archived)
# racist!
*smurfs effigy*
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 16:20, archived)
# It does.
Mohammed was in my local boozer tonight (I think that was his name) and said that everyone mistakes him for a smurf
/edit waits for animation
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:27, archived)
# he he
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:25, archived)
# he looked the spit of me
/24 hour party people
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:25, archived)
# Are You being Severed?
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:17, archived)
# I was up all night playing with my pussy

:)
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:17, archived)
# you are a filthy
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:20, archived)
# I'M FREE!
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:23, archived)
# I was up my pussy all night playing with...
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:20, archived)
# ...aids
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:23, archived)
# and my pussy was bleeding allover the place
and a sore a something that had been attacjed with a belt sander
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:20, archived)
# evening chap
I'm doing a hefty new animation at the moment.

:D
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:26, archived)
# excellent
i'm chatting to bobs and then i'm off to bed in a bit.

is your anim for the baord?
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:27, archived)
# this so needs to be animated.
nice work anyway :)
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:20, archived)
# Crikey
product of warped imagination or what?
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:20, archived)
# i always thought it said that too but then again i cant read too good
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:21, archived)
# that hair is amazing
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:22, archived)
# she is being pwned.
has the 'you got served'/'are you being served?' joke been done to death?
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:47, archived)
# Is it nawty to repost some kittens


I reworked in Photoshop

clicky for glory
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:05, archived)
#


credit: 2005 Mushroom
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:07, archived)
# arf!
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:13, archived)
# Huzzah!~
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:14, archived)
# ARF!
thats fantastic! have a biscuit!
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:15, archived)
# ta!
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:17, archived)
# ooooooooo Stroopwaffels!!
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:18, archived)
# Stroopwafels are the best

(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:23, archived)
# aaaaaah
aaaaaaaaahhh
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:15, archived)
#
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:07, archived)
# KITTINS TOUCHING HAM! YAY!
But they usually eat ham if there is any
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:08, archived)
# Am it oversized gif tiem?
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:09, archived)
#
It's to preserve their fluffiness.
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:09, archived)
# no it isn't
Come on, you can easily make this a jpg that's smaller than 50k. Anyone can do it, and so can you.
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:18, archived)
# my dreams have come true
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:09, archived)
# But.. but...
they are quite obviously about to hug and be fluffy! You've read into the image to much
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:10, archived)
# Strueth! the......board...........is...............slow..................tonight
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:04, archived)
# I had a dream about that once
there was more explosions though
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:06, archived)
# It's speeding up now
this is nice, did you make the whole thing?
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:06, archived)
# all except
the clouds moon and eyeballs.
The water is a really good Flaming Pear Photoshop filter called 'flood'.
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:10, archived)
# Cor
I don't have any plugin filters
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:14, archived)
# You can download demos here
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:27, archived)
#
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:07, archived)
# best use of wooyay ever!
nice drawing - did u does it all?
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:11, archived)
# n8ive, right? Not me.
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:14, archived)
# Hahahaha
*chokes*
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:23, archived)
# we need an
"I like this" button for all image posts
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:23, archived)
# Centibeadle
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:03, archived)
# keeps going in circles?

(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:04, archived)
# like the woo:)
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:04, archived)
# hi cockalorum!
;)
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:07, archived)
# he will surely just walk around in circles and never find his way to tv stardom
but woo!
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:05, archived)
# Ha
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:07, archived)
# Ha
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:07, archived)
# sometimes when i am bored
i end up with a b3ta username in my head

yours has been one of them
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:17, archived)
# I always found this kid freaky
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 22:49, archived)
# !
those tenticules don't help

woO
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 22:50, archived)
# thats no moon!
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 22:51, archived)
# A moustache?
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 22:51, archived)
# zoidburger surely?
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 22:53, archived)
# A what?
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 22:55, archived)
# one of these
*pokes you in the eye*
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 22:56, archived)
# Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 22:54, archived)
# O R'lyeh?
I will never say that again

edit: bin dun
orlyehowl.ytmnd.com/
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 22:55, archived)
# Thank fuck
the stars are almost right and all..
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 22:57, archived)
# Pffffft
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:03, archived)
# welcome to wales, that'll be £5.00 please
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 22:55, archived)
# arf
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 22:58, archived)
# I thought it was free to get in
but you had to pay to be let out.
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:04, archived)
# i forget which way you have to pay, its been a while since i went home... (18 years)
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:07, archived)
# pfft
this is a very old advert though

woo
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 22:54, archived)
# ^this^
buggered if I can remember what it was for though
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 22:56, archived)
# Playstation
innit
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 22:58, archived)
# almost
it was PSONE
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:00, archived)
# No it wasn't
It was called Sony Playstation when that advert came out
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:02, archived)
# does he mean the PSone as in the mini portable playstation thing?
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:06, archived)
# We're both right really
I'm just arguing because he was :)

The Playstation was rebranded PSone when the PS2 came out.
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:10, archived)
# the little playstation
(also cheers for the "he")
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:19, archived)
# no thats the PSP
Playstation Portable

This was the Playstation advert (not the Playstation 2) and was available in two formats, one featuring slightly more perverted gamers.

I think it was called Double Life

Yes:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuiEKm5dDrY
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:21, archived)
# Yep, freaky
Woo!
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 22:55, archived)
#
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:05, archived)
# you're a bloody loony!
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:12, archived)
# It's "conquered worlds"
not destroyed them ;)
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:23, archived)
# Duh
The kid conquers worlds. Chthulu destroys worlds.

Do I have to explain everything?
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 9:55, archived)
# GOLDEN SHOWERS TIEM
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 22:38, archived)
# Erm OK
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 22:39, archived)
#
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 22:42, archived)
# What?
I'm stalking him/her? He/she is stalking me?
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 22:47, archived)
# I'm stalking you.. shhhhhh it's a secret
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 22:52, archived)
# OK
I'll keep it under my hat *heavy wink*
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 22:54, archived)
# Tree sex!
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 22:52, archived)
# this /\
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 22:54, archived)
# What's going on here, young man?
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:16, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA!
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:19, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:24, archived)
# hahahh
omg... ahahah
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:38, archived)
# I gone dun a picture for you:

In Wino Veritas
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 22:50, archived)
# OMG
That photoshopping is ace, you must tell me your secret!

Pffft.
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 22:52, archived)
# It's called Mspaint
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 22:53, archived)
# My secret is out :[
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 22:54, archived)
# gin and vimto
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 22:53, archived)
#
to
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 22:54, archived)
# Whats Vim?
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 22:55, archived)
# you dont know what vim is?
:o
its a cleaning product used back in the day... and is now available again (99p for 400g)
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 22:57, archived)
# *throws coin*
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:04, archived)
# beef and onion crisps?
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 22:43, archived)
# I just had some Nice 'N' Spicy Nik Naks
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 22:45, archived)
# I had a whole bag of Morrisons The Best sea salt crisps
they were nice.
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 22:46, archived)
# I haven't had those. I'm always eating too many crisps though
There's Morrisons in Devon now?
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 22:48, archived)
# Yeah
It used to be a Safeway.
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 22:55, archived)
# Oh yeah
forgot they bought Safeway

what a scintillating conversation!
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:00, archived)
# *collapses*
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:01, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha
Things can only get better.
Edit: 1st lesson. Get Photoshop, practice with the clone tool.
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 22:52, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
hahahahahaha it's little Seamus :)
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 22:53, archived)
# Oh god this is still here!?
I've watched a whole film in between now and when I saw this earlier.
(, Sat 3 Feb 2007, 0:08, archived)
# it was most unexpected
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 22:30, archived)
# FEAR!
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 22:31, archived)
# Teh Fear!
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 22:32, archived)
# oh noes!
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 22:37, archived)
# hee hee hee
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 22:41, archived)
# Hahahaha
Sadistic kitten!
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 22:43, archived)
# hahaha
uberwoo
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 22:45, archived)
# is that kylie?
no wonder she got cancer!
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:51, archived)
# hahah
top
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 22:32, archived)
# Haha, I also saw that before it came up!
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 22:31, archived)
# The fear seems to have been away for a while.
Wonder where He/She/It/They/Whatever's been.
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 22:39, archived)
# Gentlemen, start your bandwagons please!
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 21:51, archived)
# this post makes me very glad i'm going to bed now
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 21:52, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 21:55, archived)
# I hope you're going to bed bed at work
and having a nap like what I do.
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 22:06, archived)
# I'm curious, Duke
do you use an alarm clock to bring these naps to an end?
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 22:09, archived)
# They're too smiley.
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 21:54, archived)
# find me some morose vets then...
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 21:55, archived)
# watermelon girl!
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 22:09, archived)
# That's the new vet-wear.
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 22:10, archived)
# here
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 22:09, archived)
# You will let me know when that site comes back online, won't you?
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 22:16, archived)
# they guy at the back has his hand on the woman whos saying "im angry" bum :)
and dont even ask what that granny is doing...

TJ : i need some new shews, i've got wide feed, anyone know any good shew shoesps?
i can spell ...honest
i need some new shoes, i've got wide feet, anyone know a good shoe shop?
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 21:54, archived)
# No
I grow my own
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 22:02, archived)
# can i buy a pair?
size 42.5 about 8 1/2 us 9ish
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 22:08, archived)
# Depends what you're after
and where you live.
And what you're after.

I still like a comfy pair of Vans from the Vans store
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 22:51, archived)
# land of sheep and hills
skater shoes are my prefered footwear (nice and wide - nearly fit but a lil tight until i go a size too big)
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:10, archived)
# This post make RIS
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 21:55, archived)
# shall I put a car in it?
Maybe a Renault n-n-n-n-nineteen?
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 21:57, archived)
# Fuck you, man,
you weren't THERE!



*gibbles*
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 21:56, archived)
# hahahaa


INCOMING!!!!!
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 22:00, archived)
# Sign up now!
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 22:00, archived)
# You complete bastard ;)
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 22:02, archived)
# Your profile scares me
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 22:04, archived)
# Now you've said that, loads of other people will click it to see why :D
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 22:06, archived)
# Argh my eyes!
My poor raped eyes!
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 22:14, archived)
# *clciks to see why*
That must be the 3rd time I've done that because I've forgotten
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 22:17, archived)
#
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 22:00, archived)
# did u have to do that?
all the daves are gonna come running now and steal all the chairs...
where am i supposed to sit? you didnt think this through did you?
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 22:13, archived)
# course I fucking didn't
what do you think I am? some kind of dirty thinker or something?
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 22:29, archived)
# well thats ok then
*steals your chair*
ha! :P
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 22:31, archived)
# MY EEEEYES
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 22:33, archived)
[challenge entry] There's a whale in the Thames!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 22:40, archived)
# hahaha
genius!
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 22:44, archived)
# Is it vomit inducing sickly fluff time?
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 21:50, archived)
#
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 21:52, archived)
# Haha
YES!
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 21:53, archived)
# was the head explodey thing in the original?
please tell me it was
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 22:08, archived)
# yes it was
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 22:21, archived)
# ahhahaha
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 22:37, archived)
# alarmingly graphic for TNG
but at the same time, utterly fantastic.
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 22:35, archived)
# I tried hard
but alas, I did not vomit
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 22:06, archived)
# yes
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 22:06, archived)
# Venus
Hosted image
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 21:49, archived)
# i keep seeing this sort of thing pop up
what's it all about then?

/out of the loop
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 21:50, archived)
# wanking
I think
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 22:06, archived)
# It's on kixos's blog site thing
check his/her profile for a link
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 22:07, archived)
# I know it's her hair
but it look's as though one of her norks has sprung a leak.
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 21:50, archived)
# hairy nipples?
edit : i do like this website :)
see my "artwork" on there too :D
woo kixos!!
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 21:54, archived)
# ^This
Oh dear I am giggling now...
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 22:31, archived)
# It's just business
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 21:15, archived)
# unicycles is NOT business
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 21:17, archived)
# tossing cats!
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 21:19, archived)
# I wasn't really sure what was going on, I wasn't really sure what was going on
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 21:23, archived)
# were you not really sure what was going on?
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 21:24, archived)
# In Vietnam, he was 19
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 21:27, archived)
# In 1965 Vietnam seemed like just another foreign war,
but it wasn't.
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 21:29, archived)
# It was different in many ways, and so where those who did the fighting
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 21:30, archived)
# none of them received a hero's welcome
none of them
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 21:31, archived)
# woaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh

*beep*
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 21:31, archived)
# some succumb to suicidal thoughts
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 21:33, archived)
# 8 to 10 years after coming home almost 800,000 men are still fighting the vietnam war
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 21:34, archived)
# all we want to do is come home
all we want to do is come home
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 21:35, archived)
# In World War II, the average age of a soldier was 21
in Vietnam, it was 19
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 21:38, archived)
# of the 'combat soldier'


31 times... arghhhhhhhhhhhhh
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 21:40, archived)
# is there anything like a non-combat soldier then?
excluding the french for the argument
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 22:08, archived)
# the average age was ninteeee-eeeen
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 21:27, archived)
# i'm really not sure what's going on
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 21:31, archived)
# All those who remember the war
They won't forget what they've seen..
Destruction of men in their prime
whose average was 19
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 21:34, archived)
# purple heart, saigon, purple heart, sa-sa-saigon
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 21:35, archived)
# Half of the Vietnam combat veterans suffered from what Psychiatrists call Post-Traumatic-Stress-Disorder
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 21:36, archived)
# i'm just copying and pasting now
i ran out of remembered words surprisingly quickly
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 21:37, archived)
# please make it stop


30th time coming up
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 21:39, archived)
# here's a thought
turn it off
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 21:42, archived)
# Paul Hardcastle's N-n-Nineteen
Was always played on the rollerdisco scene
I would listen to the music till I went deaf
Skating round backwards to Axel F.
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 21:32, archived)
# ^
on loop. 26th time coming up
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 21:35, archived)
# The pump don't work 'cause the vandals took the handles
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 21:20, archived)
# yay.
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 21:21, archived)
# nanananananananananananineteen
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 21:22, archived)
# listening to Paul Hardcastle?
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 21:27, archived)
# Vietnam, sa-sa-saigon, Vietnam, sa-sa-saigon
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 21:31, archived)
# feh!
dogs are much safer to juggle
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 21:21, archived)
# Arrgh! That's one of those things that go either way depending on which way you want it to go!
TJ: will the next person to see Mr Bawls please point him towards www.b3ta.com/links/Got_a_pencil_to_sell_or_trade?
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 21:22, archived)
# gaz him.
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 21:24, archived)
# in the mancunt
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 21:25, archived)
# have done :)
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 21:37, archived)
# in the mancunt?
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 21:40, archived)
# where else would I gaz him?
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 21:50, archived)
# those were the days
EVERY major city had it's own pencil factory

/grumpy old man
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 21:25, archived)
# HAHA - tops
Juggling cats should always be animated.
Woo!
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 21:47, archived)
# but
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 21:31, archived)
# Does he rob from the rich,
to give to the poor?
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 21:46, archived)
# it's always fluffeh tiem!
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 21:49, archived)
# Hehehehe
That is fecking ACE!
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 21:53, archived)
# that is
the greatest beard ever
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 22:20, archived)
# near peed myself!
PURRFECT fluff!
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 22:37, archived)
# you want the fluff??


you can't handle the fluff!!!

(he nips)
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 23:58, archived)
# Hahaha
business is business :)
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 21:51, archived)
# catons!
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 22:22, archived)
# børk, børk, børk!
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 21:05, archived)
# arf!
;)
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 21:10, archived)
# hurdy hurdy wurdy hurdy
*clangs saucepans together*
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 21:17, archived)
# hahaha
meanwhile in all of south west vietnam, the enemy lost an average of 2,789 soldiers
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 21:21, archived)
# Under age girls?
no Nork Nork Norks then.
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 22:37, archived)
# "Captain's Mog... Stardate"...
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 21:04, archived)
# KHHAAAAAAAAAT!
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 21:04, archived)
# Great stuff!
*clicks*
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 21:06, archived)
# is he saying "HAAAAM!"
lol headcathamsayer!
woo! (lil dark tho)
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 21:07, archived)
# optimisation for ya,
needed to be dark, original colour full on was getting on for a meg or so,
and I have yet to do the 'finished' version. This is just a 'rough cut' to see if it 'worked'
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 21:09, archived)
# ahh okey dokey - wooyay none the less :)
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 21:11, archived)
# or
MEEOOOWW
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 21:09, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA!!
that's so fantastic!!
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 21:08, archived)
# Mrrwaaaaagh!




This is how I interpret it.
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 21:10, archived)
# oi!!
:D

(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 21:15, archived)
# see
I knew I remembered seeing that somewhere
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 21:17, archived)
# haha.
a battle for kitty headgear supremacy.
i know you've got another one.
make it next weeks compo.

a fine effort from archie though.

(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 21:20, archived)
# indeed, the squire did his best
he gazzed me, asking to combine powers. Soon we shall be victorious an rule the land of cat headgear

AND WANKAGE SHALL BE FREE FOR ALL

/insane blog
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 21:23, archived)
# arf!
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 21:17, archived)
# he's suffering from what psychiatrists call post traumatic stress disorder
many complained of alienation, rage or guilt

(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 21:22, archived)
#
Some succumb to suicidal thoughts
Eight to Ten years after coming home almost eight hundred thousand men
Are still fighting the Vietnam War

NANANANANANA NINETEEN NINETEEN NINETEEN

DEDEDEDE STRUCTION

/hardcastle blog
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 21:24, archived)
# they won;t forget what they've seen


/first time tubgirl viewer blog
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 21:26, archived)
#
or goatse, for that fact

edit: evening esteemed em three essential sir!
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 21:30, archived)
# halibut my good ferret!~
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 21:32, archived)
#
how's things on the sunny side?
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 21:37, archived)
# ok, nice afternoon
a little slow at work, hence the madness

But it is Friday!
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 22:00, archived)
# Can't stop watching
mesmerising

(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 21:37, archived)
# lol!
hahaha
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 21:46, archived)
# Hahahaha
best cockage ever
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 21:59, archived)
# LOL COCKWORK ORANGE
lol, COCKWORK ORANGE!
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 22:31, archived)
# Pfft.
By the way, scan lines save more space in an animated GIF when they are horizontal. Something to do with the way GIFs store the information (they go line by line).
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 21:41, archived)
# true
though making the image 50% in a matte color that does not change (vertical or horizontal scan lines), should achieve a similar effect

then again, I've had a few pints

so
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 21:49, archived)
# Boredom strikes.
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:58, archived)
# needs more tesco value jumpers
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 21:00, archived)
# *Makes note*
Must prepare a Tesco Value Jumpers picture for September.
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 21:04, archived)
# Took a couple of goes to get it - woo!
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 21:01, archived)
# hmmmmm
does it come with jenga block planes?
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 21:11, archived)
# It probably doesn't deserve a new thread...
But fuck it, it's been half an hour since the last one....

Anyway I saw this in Uni today and it reminded me of something......

(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:40, archived)
# GOATSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:41, archived)
# of what exactly?
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:41, archived)
# rainbows
I hate those freaking things

There you are, minding your own business, and there's a rainbow crawling up your legs and starts biting the inside of your ass.
And I'll be like: "Oi, stupid rainbow!"
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:47, archived)
# yeah
and whats with those little guys that always end up there after them shouting about "me lucky charms"
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:48, archived)
# hahahhahahha
my mate was one of those. He was given a tablet. And i can now say they are fucking pointless.
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:42, archived)
# Did he have to do anything in return?
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:43, archived)
# be
known as a Microsoft bitch. dunno anymore though.
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 21:03, archived)
# royphnol?
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:46, archived)
# no ring!
can't be Goatsee!
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:43, archived)
# You have looked far too closely at Goatse....
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:44, archived)
# chuck a ring on his finger
edit: oh I thought she ment the rusty bullet wound type of ring
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:46, archived)
# i didn't, lol
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:55, archived)
# ah well
night b3ta i'm off to drown my sorrows
/emo
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:56, archived)
# rusty bullet wound?
is that a euphemism?
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:57, archived)
# is it just me who wants to know what toy robots and dinosaurs have to do with microsoft?
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:49, archived)
# The dinosaurs were in adverts for Microsoft Office...
Not a clue about the robots though...
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:51, archived)
#
damn you!
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:56, archived)
# Science
the end
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:51, archived)
# i don't know about the robot,
but the dinosaur was used to advertise office
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:51, archived)
# robot looks kind of like RO:BO
From 5punk the bastard gamer forum child of b3ta
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:53, archived)
# get in my club NOW!
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:49, archived)
# whats that one about
is it post count?
or ID?

edit:*looks at your ID and post count*
ah ID
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:50, archived)
# I think it's reasonably obvious that it's ID.
1676 out, unlucky :P

edit: yes
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:54, archived)
# Consider it joined!
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:55, archived)
# yay!!
If we get enough people, I *may* do a statistical breakdown of the number of posts made by all 1,000 of us!

Expect graphs!
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:58, archived)
# And pie charts??
Mmmmmm pie charts....

/Homer

Edit: PS how many people are in the 39,000 club?
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 21:01, archived)
# mmmm.
I may do an award for best profile and best qotw answer :D

edit: 1,000 of course, but they don't all know it yet!

Actually, there's only 3 that I know of who have put the badge on their profile, and we are two of them.
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 21:03, archived)
# Rar! I feel special!
I will carry on the good work....any of the 39,000's I see will get raped till they join.
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 21:05, archived)
# excellent!
I see you are more of a /talker than me - try and get them involved :)
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 21:12, archived)
# *makes 3700 club*
Ha that'll learn you
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:55, archived)
# you dropped this:
0
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:57, archived)
# *makes 8000 club*
\o/
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 21:28, archived)
# This is discrimination
*calls Ofcom*
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:53, archived)
# ooh, so close!
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:55, archived)
# my club is win
35000 club is bettar
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 22:49, archived)
# ZOMG!
*zomgs*

TJ: anyone know of any free video editing software? i just wanna add a music track over some avi footage.
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:58, archived)
# windows movie maker will do that for you.
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 21:00, archived)
# oh!
danke.
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 21:15, archived)
# why has that guy got a cd stuck in his head?
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 21:00, archived)
# Ninjas have turned to free AOL CDs for weaponry.
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 21:05, archived)
# NINJA!
ever thrown a aol cd and had it bounce back and hit you in the face? its not funny :(
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 21:06, archived)
# *looks for "I like this" button*
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 21:08, archived)
# Fancy a game?
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:10, archived)
# ahaaahha
not right now thanks
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:11, archived)
# trying to cut down.
cheers though
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:13, archived)
# you get it?
gosh, well done!
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:15, archived)
#
/ac
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:16, archived)
# nonsense!
and at this rate you'll get to get nekked before me! can't have that!
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:20, archived)
# *post whores more*
Can't remember how little I have left, still several hundred though
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:22, archived)
# you've got about 300 dear!
I think



math was never my strong point
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:25, archived)
# 400 odd I thought
meh oh well
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:25, archived)
# you can check you muffin
you can't be that bothered about it, you've seen it already!

Perv
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:30, archived)
# I know I can
and its 400 odd
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:34, archived)
# yay!
*public school girls*
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:35, archived)
# *drinks more*
yay
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:37, archived)
# are you going soon then?
(fuck MSN)

or are you going to get shitfaced first?
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:38, archived)
# soon
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:39, archived)
# okiday!
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:42, archived)
# haahaha
yuck.
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:59, archived)
# Cheers all

and good 'nings
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:02, archived)
# phwoar
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:03, archived)
# asians give me gas

:P
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:03, archived)
# we call it petrol in this country
*shames*
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:07, archived)
# hah!
I shall rephrase it then.
Asians give me the vapours :D
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:13, archived)
# that sounds oddly scary
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:15, archived)
# Because you're Turning Japanese?
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:24, archived)
# I heard you get a cream for that


lube
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:30, archived)
# cheers!
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:04, archived)
# ladyboy?
I'm not going to start fwapping until I know the truth.
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:04, archived)
# I think you're safe
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:05, archived)
# You're safe to fwap away
is a boylady
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:06, archived)
# mmm, best of all the transgender community.
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:12, archived)
# ^this^
a 'sexual swiss army knife' if you will...
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:45, archived)
# Drown the bitch in wine!!!
Hello.
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:07, archived)
# Helloes miss overlord-ess
hows the recruiting going?
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:09, archived)
#
Currently I own;
Milknosugar as my Ringmaster (bitch!)
Chunderbunny the Lion Tamer
In vino veritas the amazing Trapeze Artist
Cheeky Boy the Fire Eater

But then I got bored, I may do some more in a bit, but I am in a bad mood currently so I'm looking for some gorey video game in which I can shoot and kill things!!
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:11, archived)
# I still think the chainsaw in Doom has never been bettered
for that kind of thing
:)
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:14, archived)
# Well I was thinking along the lines of either,
one of the Grand Theft Auto games
Or going on to The Sims 2 and drowning people, and burning others.
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:17, archived)
# I'm rubbish at Doom
I jump when I'm supposed to fire. Then I die :(
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:22, archived)
# You can jump in Doom?
/hasn't played it in 13 years or summat blog
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:28, archived)
# Nope
Might be able to jump in doom 3, but I've never played it
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:32, archived)
# Bearded Lady
here please.
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:26, archived)
# I'm meant to be kidnapping you all
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:27, archived)
# Late night asian babes?
Evening chunders :) *mwah*
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:11, archived)
# Helloes :)
still in Devon?
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:12, archived)
# Yus
:)
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:20, archived)
# that's pretty ace actully
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:16, archived)
# Thankee :)
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:29, archived)
# bottoms up!
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:19, archived)
# LNA Bottoms?
Where?
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:25, archived)
# ah
cheers, I wondered what that stood for, got it now :D
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:40, archived)
# always a pleasure
never a chore
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:45, archived)
# and up yer bum!
helloes sir
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:29, archived)
# motherphuckin' GANK!!!


right, drinky poo's time!!
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 19:59, archived)
# What happened to spammo?
Very pop art.
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:00, archived)
# he had to leave dave
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:03, archived)
# aww I liked him
anymore personalities up your sleave?
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:04, archived)
# no i think i covered all bases.
just spam seams to fit nicely
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:10, archived)
# well hello new user name
pull up a kitten and shop a chair etc.
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:12, archived)
# Damn! I just lost The Game.
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:01, archived)
# I didn't think that anybody played that anymore...
.
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:13, archived)
# That hurts my eyes!
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:02, archived)
# you're supposed to look at it
not rub your face in it
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:02, archived)
# Knew I was doing something wrong
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:05, archived)
# indeed!
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:05, archived)
# My brain has just run away from that
Thank you & Woo!
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:11, archived)
# KLUDD!
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:29, archived)
# well, yes
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:49, archived)
# Mama Mia let me go
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 19:53, archived)
# let me go!
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 19:56, archived)
# beelzebub has a devil put aside for meeeee...
for meeeee...

for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:01, archived)
# bhem didddly diddly diddly bhem Diddly diddly
So you think you can love me and hug me and leave me to dieeeeeeeeeee
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:06, archived)
# hug?
hehe
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:09, archived)
# I never learn the proper lyrics
that takes away the fun and the chances of conversation like this to start.
Where would we be without twats like me that never learn the proper words?
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 20:11, archived)
# You can see why Anita Dobson loves him
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 19:56, archived)
# Woo
TJ: is it just me or is Robbie Williams trying to be Freddy Mercury in his new single?
(, Fri 2 Feb 2007, 19:57, archived)

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