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# Ooh, shiney new uplaod codez!
First time I've used them

What do you think?
(Mr._Pickles, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:28, archived)
# goes for the obvious
'He's hung like a horse' gag

Great shopping, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:29, archived)
# thank you kindly sir
(Mr._Pickles, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:32, archived)
# Good
but you misspelt uplaod.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:30, archived)
# oops
changed now
(Mr._Pickles, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:33, archived)
# TAG IT!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:30, archived)
# I think you shouldn't have tagged it in quite that manner
is it a new "let's hide the seams by plastering text over them technique"
?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:30, archived)
# hehe....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:31, archived)
# your sig reminds me of a word I learned yesterday
it's a snowclone
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:32, archived)
# *looks up wiki*
yes but,

X is the new Y

and I must sax, xou're looking verx seyx todax
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:34, archived)
# whx thank xou
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:36, archived)
#
x = Parents bedroom
y = felch
z = dad
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:33, archived)
# ha ha ha ha!!!
x = rectum
y = push
z = stool in
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:35, archived)
#
x = head
y = eat
z = spicy brains
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:39, archived)
# mmmmbraaaaaains
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:44, archived)
# that needs a pea
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:42, archived)
# meh,
its only 20% opacity, but I like it
(Mr._Pickles, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:35, archived)
# Lovely.
Apparently I'm not a Saggitarius, but this weird 13th thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:31, archived)
# top shoppery
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Darker than a dark thing
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:28, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:28, archived)
# ha ha ha!!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:30, archived)
# That's got a Bleasdalesque pang to it.
Woo!
(Pangs of Bleasdale - new Fall single)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:30, archived)
# hahaha
I always disliked the perishers
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:30, archived)
# hahaha
I like that
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:32, archived)
# dig it



but were they ever actually on telly?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:32, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:59, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:33, archived)
# this is sad.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:40, archived)
[challenge entry] I was going to include something to do with the horse as well, but here goes...
!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:27, archived)
# Ha!
my three most favouritest things.
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:29, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:33, archived)
# He'll
be wurgling his trussock next
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 10 Mar 2007, 20:25, archived)
[challenge entry] windy always enjoyed pc mcgarry's visits
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:27, archived)
# best compo ever
I love it
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:27, archived)
# WOO!
splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:27, archived)
# Hahaha!
Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:28, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:28, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:28, archived)
# Thats
cockin ace
(I helped save b3ta! DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:29, archived)
# this is what it's all about
innit
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:29, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Didn't see him at first.. when I did....
Arf-tastic...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:29, archived)
# haha
dirty bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:30, archived)
# magic!
Love the windmill's flag!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:31, archived)
# hahaha
that is excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:39, archived)
# fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Hungarian Medievil Spongebob anyone?


first ever photoshoppery
please don't hurt me....
(Slayne "I'll but that for a dollar!", Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:26, archived)
# this is great!
I was in Hungary last week.... too many 'Z's on the keyboard for my liking
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:27, archived)
# I Know nothing of this show...
Although I do like to bathe in blood now and again..
Hurrah...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:27, archived)
# You should watch it.
For a kids show it's very amusing.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:29, archived)
# have you seen korgoth the barbarian?
its by the same folk, but darker and generally more 'teenage'. its fucking brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:31, archived)
# I shall check 'e oot.
cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:38, archived)
# I Have no kids...
... would it not make me even more creepy?
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:32, archived)
# I don't know why I like this so much, but I do.
the squirrel's expression is brill!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:28, archived)
# I don't understand this
but it's fucking great!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:55, archived)
[challenge entry] It's a dangerous business, comedy..


Click for bigger (219KB)
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:22, archived)
# King Rollo used to make me laugh with his spinning legs
so have a woo!

TJ: listen very carefully, I shall say zis only once. Am I the only one who thought Gordon Kaye was dead?

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6431533.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:23, archived)
# me too
maybe its his clone
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:24, archived)
# I heard he'd had some horrible head injury
but had recovered.

Or was that Leslie Crowther?

/"bad memory and too lazy to Google" blog
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:25, archived)
# a tree fell on his car in the '87 storm
edit: hmm, or not. according to the article. 1990 it was, then
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:26, archived)
# ah yes
that rings a bell
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:30, archived)
# both


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:27, archived)
# no, so did I.
How odd...
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:27, archived)
# i never realised how much king rollo looks like jimmy carr
:O
(Mango Bollocks, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 23:31, archived)
# King Rollo is teh sexie man
His meshed mutton chop-beard gets me all damp in the pants! Wheee!
(I gave my ice cream to a shark, so I milked a cat mew mew moo, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 23:33, archived)
# King Rollo=HOT
The orange suit totally works with the art school beard. HOTNESS!!1!111
(I gave my ice cream to a shark, so I milked a cat mew mew moo, Mon 12 Mar 2007, 23:36, archived)
[challenge entry] A whole new world.


'ning all
Thanks for all the lovely feedback, the gasping face took a wee while to get right
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:20, archived)
# ha ha
cracking animation
'ning
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:21, archived)
# ha ha ha!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:21, archived)
# In a lad!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:21, archived)
# Excellent - the expression on his face when he comes back up again is perfect =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:22, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:24, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:22, archived)
# hahaha!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:22, archived)
# haha
you loon
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:22, archived)
# now that is fucking ace
..sorry been away for weeks...nice to be back.
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:22, archived)
# hahahahahahahah
that's a lot of good work
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:23, archived)
# Hurrah for Genie Jobs...
...Lully...erm.. I think...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:23, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:24, archived)
# Hahahaha
omg.... his face when he comes up for air is priceless =D
(Sebowe Aphex says I have a killer pout, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:24, archived)
# hahaha
wonderful expressions!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:24, archived)
# I love the way he appears to be coming up for air
:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:25, archived)
# very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:28, archived)
# ahahahahaha
top stuff! *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:30, archived)
# haha
fab
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 12:02, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 12:30, archived)
# Coz I felt like it. The timing was a bitch though.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:17, archived)
# Watch umpire lettuce puppy apple trout?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:18, archived)
# Watchumpirelettucepuppyapplytrout, Willis?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:20, archived)
# Haha
that made me pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:23, archived)
# Good - glad I wasn't the only one.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:36, archived)
# Watch out beagles a trout?
My jumper smells funny
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:18, archived)
# What kind of funny?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:19, archived)
# Like a wet dog
I smelt a funny smell this morning, and I though it was the GF's minge, but i can still smell it. Turns out it was my jumper
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:20, archived)
# Haha, that's made me do a real lol.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:21, archived)
# You need febreeze.
Or you could just wash it.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:22, archived)
# It's clean on this morning!
Maybe she rubbed her minge on it
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:23, archived)
# Did you leave it around to be wet before you dried it?
And you're not evil looking. You do look a bit like the chav lad that keeps nicking my next door neighbours wheely bin though.

I'd stop him, but watching him trying to nick it quietly is too funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:24, archived)
# pffffffffft!
"chav lad"
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:26, archived)
# it was i who said he's an evil looking cunt.
cos he is
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:27, archived)
# I don't think so
But then I'm far too naive.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:29, archived)
# I have been considering our discussion from yesterday
And I still think that it is a good idea....
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:32, archived)
# *points you towards my Ebay Wheely bin shop*
It was Aphex who said it
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:29, archived)
# Ah, well that makes sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:30, archived)
# to remind you of her..
thats so cute.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:25, archived)
# may be she was pretending to be pregnant
but didn't understand you can just stuff the jumper up your t-shirt!?!?
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:29, archived)
# hahaha
It is a bit slimey.....
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:31, archived)
# haha or oh,no
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:21, archived)
# eh?
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:18, archived)
# Puntastic version of The Beadles About theme tune:P
Watch out beagles a trout
Watch out beagles a trout
Ewe butter watch out
Cos beagles a trout.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:20, archived)
# ahhhhh!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:20, archived)
# pfffffffft!
you loon!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:32, archived)
# umm


EDIT: aaah i get it now.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:21, archived)
# this is too fast for me
but I like the imagery
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:22, archived)
# I like the pretty colours
*goes back to drawing with his crayons*
birdy, birdy, tiger, birdy
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:23, archived)
# Damn
On my PC it works. Damn and the timing took ages

Sorry:

Watch out beagles a trout
Watch out beagles a trout
Ewe butter watch out
Cos beagles a trout.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:23, archived)
# Yo Danno!
How be ye? Be ye Braw!?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:26, archived)
# mighty braw thankyou!
sorting my pictures of Romania out.
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:28, archived)
# Lo matey
How fast is that running for you?

I could be just coz my PC is shite and processes it too slow.

Or maybe it's just shite:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:30, archived)
# I demand sexual equality for male Ladybirds!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:57, archived)
# HERE HERE!!!!
are we still allowed to say Woman?
or is it Woperson these days??

:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:59, archived)
# I think you're okay with Woman.
But don't say it too often, just in case.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:08, archived)
# Whoa Man
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:09, archived)
# woo! man
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:12, archived)
# Woam Ann
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:13, archived)
# Womb And
tits
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:17, archived)
# Arf.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:18, archived)
# she.stole.my.cat.
/so i married an axe murderer blog
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:19, archived)
# The tshirts arrived safe and sound btw!
I am all of the happies!
are there any precautions I can take in washing so the print doesn't get wrecked?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:21, archived)
# Just take the shirt off before you wash.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:34, archived)
# I love that jazz poetry in it
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:22, archived)
# What about 'Penis Receptacle'?
(Bumsmells, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:08, archived)
# Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:09, archived)
# spunk bucket?
baby incubator?
tea maker?

i'll stop now for fear of lynching!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:10, archived)
# *lynches anyway*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:13, archived)
# phwoar
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:29, archived)
# Sexy lynchings?
(Bumsmells, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:13, archived)
# Sperm Dumpster.
I still think that would have been an excellent t shirt.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:19, archived)
# Spunk Dumpster works better...
'ning Cap'n!

*handseats*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:20, archived)
# Tis from Family Guy
Meg has a choice between t shirts that say that or 'little slut' or something.

*perches*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:22, archived)
# 'ning Muffins!!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:21, archived)
# Ningaling deary!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:23, archived)
# 'ning
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:23, archived)
# for the respectable
AH~WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:15, archived)
# *crunches celery into microphone*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:18, archived)
# and we'll go down a diff~rent river
and see where it carries uh~uus

meet me at the mustard station
and if the ships going down
we will swim for the ground

come on, won't you join us here!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:24, archived)
# a rocking bird!
'nings dad! I 'ninged earlier but got called away!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:59, archived)
# hahahaha
*ROCKS*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:00, archived)
# Blokeychap, blokeychap, fly away home,
your sink is stacked full of mouldy washing up,
And your collection of Red Dwarf DVDs is warping in the unexpectedly strong sunlight where you forgot to close the curtains.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:00, archived)
# Hahaha, silly Jamie
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:00, archived)
# Well, that's my internet anonymity buggered. Cheers!
*awaits P45*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:03, archived)
# JAMIE!
*points*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:04, archived)
# Quick!
grab his magic torch!!

5. profits
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:05, archived)
# now there's a repost
I'm surprised not to have seen in the last 2 days...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:09, archived)
# Jamie and the Magic Fleshlight?
Haha, yeah.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:14, archived)
# *sings* Jamie! Jamie! No two nights are the same...
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:16, archived)
# You have no internet anonymity
Sergeant Sea Tramp
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:07, archived)
# handsome devil.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:08, archived)
# OINK
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:08, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:09, archived)
# Hahaha.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:01, archived)
# Pfffft!
/actual
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:03, archived)
# i wish this
had an 'I like this'
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:09, archived)
# YAY!
Brilliance :)

EDIT: And repoooooosssstttt!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:00, archived)
# *glees*
*snuggles*

EDIT: That's the picture that started this, isn't it?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:02, archived)
# Yes!
*cuddles*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:06, archived)
# *leaves breasts alone*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:09, archived)
# *Uses 'Kerry mind control device' tm*
*Gropes*
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:10, archived)
# You'd probably end up groping Laird Dave's arse again
:)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:10, archived)
# *waits in hope*
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:12, archived)
# *gropes*
Uurgh, dude - it's still all spongey.

And why has it got a nipple?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:13, archived)
# thats not a nipple
I just sat in some cheerios
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:14, archived)
# Woohoo, cheerios!
*eats*

Please tell me they're supposed to be the nutty ones?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:15, archived)
# er yeah sure
what ever gets you off
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:16, archived)
# Just nod and agree
and hopefully he won't notice I've been shoving his cheerios up my ass every morning for months now
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:17, archived)
# *secretly knows*
*enjoys the texture*
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:19, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:16, archived)
# THATS NO ARSE
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:15, archived)
# she's lully!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:04, archived)
# 'ning lady shape
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:06, archived)
# 'lo
:D
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:08, archived)
# I've not got the mighty boosh for you yet
My dvd burner has, well burnt out.
I'll see what I can do to a regular or Garden variety CD
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:13, archived)
# I would be pleased with anything tbh
If it ends up too difficult I can always rent it :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:15, archived)
# nah, I'll get it done tonight whilst i am at the pub.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:16, archived)
# *glees*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:08, archived)
# brillyants!
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:12, archived)
# woo
that's super too
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:16, archived)
# hahahaha!
He looks hard AS NAILS
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:00, archived)
# hello mr johnson
*stamps on foot and nods head*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:03, archived)
# I'm not Mr Johnson
He's a ginger bloke with a parrot
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:05, archived)
# are you a ginger bloke with a parakeet?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:06, archived)
# I am neither1!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:15, archived)
# .....
don't be ashamed of your gingerness,
I'm not.......
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:19, archived)
# Look at my profile
Do I LOOK GINGER TO YOU?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:23, archived)
# Just for men
Covers grey hairs and those that make you smell of fox piss
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:26, archived)
# thats means nothing.
we are all masters of photoshopping here!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:28, archived)
# halfway there then
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:06, archived)
# he has a parrot?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:11, archived)
# ooh! so close!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:13, archived)
# LOL
Shut it real ginger
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:15, archived)
# Well, he's just LULLY
And 'HERE HERE' [sic] for buggy-equality!

*WOO's*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:00, archived)
# Yay!
*clings*
*refuses to let go*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:02, archived)
# Yay!

_\,,/
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:03, archived)
# that's ace that is
woo

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:03, archived)
# *bows*
Thanks sir!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:04, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:06, archived)
# hahaha YES!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:07, archived)
# cool
that's ace
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:16, archived)
# This is a good look
for male Ladybirds. Blokeychaps is a top name too.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:17, archived)
# Hahaha!
Braw!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:22, archived)
# I'd have a go...
(evilsoc, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:57, archived)
# Hmmm... is that Matthew Corbett looking like Bob Wilson,
or the other way round?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:01, archived)
# simon pegg
bah
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:08, archived)
# simon of the dead?
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:13, archived)
# do you mean
simon pegg?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:14, archived)
# it is Corbett
Optimisation appears to have removed his ginger beard!
(evilsoc, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:02, archived)
# I'm not too sure what's going on there
so let's make it a clean sweep.
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:22, archived)
# Just got my January A2 results back

They weren't the most inspiring results ever.

and to add insult to injury I was running around trying to get to Sheffield Uni yesterday with minor problems.

CFB
Delayed Delayed Again
Seems like ages since I drew a 'delayed' picture
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:46, archived)
# I really, really like that top picture.
there's something about it which makes it excellent.

Nice work!
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:48, archived)
# They're excellent.
The delayed picture brings back many many memories =/
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:48, archived)
# i like your style!
much woo
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:49, archived)
# Wonderful....
Simply marvy...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:50, archived)
# great stuff
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:52, archived)
# Top one's like a woodcut
I like both of them very much.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:56, archived)
# sorry to hear about your results
but nice pictures though.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:58, archived)
# both of those are excellent!
public transport sucks
(I helped save b3ta! BrainsOnToast happily killing your pets since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:58, archived)
[challenge entry] One more.
(Mazrim, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:42, archived)
# Haha! You turnip.
Did he have to put his ejaculating head on first?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:44, archived)
# I'd like to think so.
He calls it his Spaffage head though.
(Mazrim, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:48, archived)
# I'd like him to switch to his singing head immediately afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:52, archived)
# surely he'd switch
to his farting and sleeping head?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:55, archived)
# You're probably right
but there's no harm in wishing, eh.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:57, archived)
# Cor!
I don't remember Connie Booth in WorzeL?

*buys DVDs*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:44, archived)
# Hahahaha!
The 3rd pic is fucking genius!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:44, archived)
# ha ha!!
i'd watch this
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:45, archived)
# hahahahaa
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:45, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:46, archived)
# hahahahaha

grand
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:51, archived)
# Top work
nice and filthy
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Come and play...
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:26, archived)
# how long you gonna feel like that foooor!?
what does that stuff actually smell like??

*bounces up and down on your bed*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:26, archived)
# What's wrong with your face?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:29, archived)
# I don't get that one.
What *is* wrong with her face?
(Bumsmells, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:30, archived)
# she's suffering an allergic reaction to
all the cum that's been sprayed on her face.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:31, archived)
# I love bukake
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:43, archived)
# Dilated pupils
etc.

Well known side effect of ecstasy.

I'm guessing. I'm not a doctor or anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:32, archived)
# Ah, but how can he see the size of her pupils when he is down on the floor and she is up in one of the gogo cages?
Unless one of them is off getting a pint at the bar.
(Bumsmells, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:34, archived)
# I think she's meant to be gurning
she doesn't really look like she's gurning though...
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:39, archived)
# get out of here
with your serious answer!

You're right on both counts though, she looks more like she's been battered and then oiled.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:40, archived)
# I get really fucking annoyed with that advert.
Anyone see the headline this morning in the Metro saying that most drug users come to no harm?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:42, archived)
# SMACK MA BITCH UP!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:30, archived)
# *Punches you in the crotch and goes back to sleep*
(Bumsmells, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:30, archived)
# nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng!
*curls*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:30, archived)
# i hate that wee shite
"it smells like confidence and money, now shut the fuck up and rackk 'em!" - FRANK
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:33, archived)
# smells like arrogance and bullshit
i can't stand coke heads
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:36, archived)
# *agrees* makes you think everyone else is a cunt,
while making you act like a cunt. its a great alternative to throwing money at ducks.
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:39, archived)
# So, a lot like booze then?
I love booze
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:48, archived)
# like everything else
depends how much of a cunt you are to start with and how much you have
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:52, archived)
# my flat mate is a bit quiet,
but after a few lines he's just a cunt

play fights turrn into full on rumbles
and the other week i re-broke one of his ribs
getting out of a head lock he would let go of
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:55, archived)
# he's just a repressed cunt then

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:56, archived)
# :P
yup

sober or drunk, he's a salt of the earth kinda guy
and i'd not have a bad word said about him

i've known him for 12 years, and we're good friends
but i just hate the rare occasions (these days)
he gets on the white stuff
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:58, archived)
# =/
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:56, archived)
# pfft! good logic
i am a bit of a cunt. so when on the chach, i become a massive lisa riley sized mega-cunt. :D
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:55, archived)
# but booze makes everyone else beautiful!
unless they are a rival male. it also makes you hilarious, and it allows you to copulate with repulsive women without vomiting.
i love booze too :)
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:52, archived)
# Booze is best
nothing else compares to booze, all other drugs are just appetisers for booze.

Lovely lovely booze.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:57, archived)
# if i could only have one vice
i'd stick with smoking
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:01, archived)
# what vile creature would make a man choose between
weed wanks and bevvy? i would rather die.
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:03, archived)
# hopefully
i'll never meet one
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:06, archived)
# smoking AND booze
and coffee to warm you up
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:09, archived)
# TEA!!
TEA YOU FREAK!!!

:P
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:17, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ace
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:27, archived)
# Excellent work!
*clicks*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:28, archived)
# hahaha!
thats more like real life
has max and judy been locked us for being peados?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:28, archived)
# hahahahah
wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:28, archived)
# I found this pic funnier without the tweenie for some reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:32, archived)
# hahaha
That is funny.

It's the only decent shooting up spic on getty too...



(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:35, archived)
# hahahahaha
such a happy chap :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:35, archived)
# Michael Stipe?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:35, archived)
# Dad!
I'd always wondered what happened to him once he stopped presenting Play School.
*saves for later use...*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:36, archived)
# very good indeed

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:30, archived)
# haha
nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:30, archived)
# Poor Doodles!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:30, archived)
# Brilliant
Have a capital WOO.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:31, archived)
# ACE.
I love all your stuff.

/fanboy
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:31, archived)
# Cnutting excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:31, archived)
# great stuff
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:31, archived)
# Very woo indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:31, archived)
# I hate those fucking creatures
My daughter used to watch them on repeat

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:33, archived)
# It would be easier just to hate your daughter.
(Bumsmells, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:35, archived)
# But her pussy tastes so sweet
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:39, archived)
# 4dam
NO!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:44, archived)
# I feel dirty now
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:47, archived)
# a good spanking will atone for your sins
come on, over my knee like a good lad...
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:49, archived)
# that's not even funny :(
*feels sick*
(I helped save b3ta! Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:56, archived)
# I'm talking about her cat you fool
I'm oriental
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:01, archived)
# you have a daughter?!
O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:44, archived)
# Yep
I have a 9 year old.

GET ME!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:45, archived)
# Social services must be running late
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:48, archived)
# I work for social services!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:50, archived)
# 0_0
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:52, archived)
# Well I keep the fuckers in a job anyway
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:53, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:55, archived)
# every fiber of my body tells me to call batman.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:48, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:49, archived)
# ha ha ha ha!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:52, archived)
# hahahaha! brilliant!
'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:34, archived)
# Haha
nice works
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:36, archived)
# Winner!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:54, archived)
# woo!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Hooverbag Sherlock, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:55, archived)
# hahaha
you rock
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:44, archived)
# t'riffic
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:49, archived)
# hahaha
ace
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:56, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll dust this off then...



*Please note this is a jovial politcal commentary at the expense of extremist militant Moomins. No offence is intended to ordinary peace loving moomins.
However, as a precaution, my Embassy staff has been asked to leave and the stash of Ferrero Roche is being destroyed immediately. Thank you.*
(Mazrim, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:20, archived)
# *burns your embassy*
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:21, archived)
# good lord!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:23, archived)
# AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!
Moomins always gave me the fear!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:23, archived)
# ...it was that little Rag Doll thing that fecked me up...
Can't remember the name... but it was Ick...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:24, archived)
# i was scared of the wierd guys that lived deep in the woods
they moved like the girl from "The Ring"
and i think they were made of electric....
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:27, archived)
# hattifatteners?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:29, archived)
# :|
doesn't ring a bell
but i doubt i would have remembered their names..

they used to move in swarms, and take things
i think... some of this may be mixed in with the nightmares they caused!
:D

i looked them up on wiki
i remember the one's i was scared of were more pointy
may be they were only in a few shows
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:32, archived)
# Hattifatteners
Move in swarms, and their only goal in life is to reach the horizon. They never talk while moving, but seem to be able to communicate in other ways. They recharge once a year in a thunderstorm, and can burn you if you get too close at this time. They only grow from seeds planted on midsummers day.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:41, archived)
# oooo!
now that sounds right!

cheers
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:46, archived)
# And the groke!
and the hattifatteners!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:30, archived)
# the groke wasn't scary
after you found out a bit about her
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:36, archived)
# well yeah
she was just lonely, but the first time you see her, shes all evil.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:38, archived)
# As a muslim I find this highly degrading
pfft
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:24, archived)
# ... how do you feel about it...
...as a Weasel?
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:25, archived)
# It contains insufficient berries or small rodents to hold my attention
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:30, archived)
# *Offers Berries*
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:30, archived)
# *grabs*
*scurries back to burrow*
*gnaws*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:31, archived)
# *Follows to Burrow*
*Informs Papparazzi of Weasels Location*
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:35, archived)
# As a high degrader I find you very muslim.
(Mr MacTarpaulinsmythe, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:26, archived)
# Sorry.
I didnt mean to offend any Moomins.
(Mazrim, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:28, archived)
# JIHAD!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:30, archived)
# voila!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DB-55EqlZc
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:26, archived)
#
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:31, archived)
# He only wanted to be loved

(I helped save b3ta! Rincewind, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:41, archived)
# HAHA
the demon headmaster strikes again!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:41, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:42, archived)
# perhaps you should put "extremist" in there
by way of a discalimer

I think your embassy is going to get burnt anyway
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:32, archived)
# Oh well.
It had a good run.
(Mazrim, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:39, archived)
# Ja ja !
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:09, archived)
# flap, flap, flap

(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:21, archived)
# Heh Heh.. He's got a beak smirk...
...and stoned eyes...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:24, archived)
# From behind the scenes

ris? Small hint: How come no one ever gets shot on the A-team episodes...
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:08, archived)
# ummm....
I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:10, archived)
# No one ever got shot on the A-team
no matter how many bullets got fired.
Well except in the last episode.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:11, archived)
# ah, of course.
haha
i'm such a dope.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:11, archived)
# mindpisser
(I helped save b3ta! diablo290582 Professional.....something., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:12, archived)
# *pisses on your hair*
Yeah you like that don't you bitch, oh wait you didn't mean this did you?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:13, archived)
# *Grabs Loofah*
*Lathers Up*
(I helped save b3ta! diablo290582 Professional.....something., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:15, archived)
# who gets shot in the last episode?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:15, archived)
# Murdoch, I think...
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:17, archived)
# NNNOOOO!
*childhood dies*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:18, archived)
# I remember Murdoch getting shot once
but it wasn't the last episode
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:17, archived)
# He only got clipped in the knee too
I think he lived :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:19, archived)
# General Harlan "Bull" Fullbright
Died at the end of season 4 rescuing his daughter with the A-team
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:18, archived)
# Ah, thanks
*is watching season 2 on DVD atm*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:21, archived)
# Wiki....
Contrary to popular belief, however, the show did feature at least eight possible on-screen deaths, although only five are definitive, with one other being from a dream sequence and the remainder left ambiguous:

In Season 1's "The Rabbit Who Ate Las Vegas", gangster Gianni Christian is thrown from a high-rise hotel window into the fountain at the front of the hotel; a report of Gianni's death was heard by the team on the radio.
In Season 1's "Beast From the Belly of a Boeing", the main villain is sucked out of an aircraft to fall to his death when a bullet causes the plane to depressurize (although he was wearing a parachute, the villain was apparently trapped by his parachute rig on the emergency door as they both go out the plane together — so even if he has time to use it, he would still be too heavy to save himself).
In Season 1's "Pros and Cons", an inmate was shot and killed by a corrupt Warden.
In Season 2's "Diamonds 'n Dust" a mine-owner was shot and killed, although not seen on-screen. The characters often refer to this.
In Season 3's "Skins", a park ranger is ambushed and shot, later to have his sister call the A-Team.
In the Season 4 finale "The Sound of Thunder", General Fullbright is shot and killed. Fullbright's assailant is immediately killed thereafter when the shack he was hiding inside erupted in flames (Hannibal had fired his gun at gas barrels outside the shack. This is the only time Hannibal killed anyone in the entire series).
In Season 5, the A-Team escape their prison cells and have a gun battle with the MPs guarding them. One is clearly seen to be struck and killed—but the scene is revealed to be a dream sequence.
In Season 5 Episode # 91 "The Say U.N.C.L.E. Affair" General Stockwell is shown in a gunfight with an old intelligence comrade (David McCallum) who crashes his truck. It is ambiguous as to whether he is killed or escapes.
The majority of the above examples do not directly involve the A-Team members themselves and instead are acts that are conducted by villains.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:25, archived)
# i just like the way they bought the helicopter scene
from a james bond movie

the way the pilots just climb from the crash without a scratch was amazing :D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:30, archived)
# best on screen crash ever
Fact
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:37, archived)
# *Takes Notes*
Sad as it is... I'm gonna look out for these
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:30, archived)
# a-team
lots of shooting
nobody ever actually gets shot
so they practice with targets that reward poor aim

LAUGH!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:12, archived)
# are you TELLING me to laugh?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:14, archived)
# LAUGH DAMN YOU.
*prepares red-hot poker*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:17, archived)
# ha ha ha.
:0
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:19, archived)
# *puts away red-hot poker*
That's better.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:20, archived)
# pfffft
least sincere laugh evar!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:42, archived)
# It's well done, but...
RIS?
(Bumsmells, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:10, archived)
# no-one was ever killed.....
(I helped save b3ta! diablo290582 Professional.....something., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:11, archived)
# they never hit anyone
so naturally, they must've trained to shoot wide of the target
(Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah*, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:11, archived)
# Ah of course!
(Bumsmells, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:13, archived)
# hahahaha!
Nicely done!

(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:11, archived)
# I LOVE this...
They never hit anyone kids.. Just shot the ground near their targets feet...

Like Stormtroopers only worse
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:11, archived)
# worse?
how so?
Storm troopers just missed their targets
whereas the A-team would shoot at your feet till you danced yourself to prison :P
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:13, archived)
# He He...
But at least the Stormtroopers managed to bag Some ewoks and a couple of Jawas...

Although.. I would have preferred the trilogy to go...

A New Hope = The Massive Jawa Massacre...
Empire Strikes back = "I Rather like this one Bob.. Leave It"
Return of the Jedi = Mahooosive Ewok Massacre.

Although your point flies like an arrow, fair and True
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:16, archived)
# ^this^
don't forget the droids massacring the gungans in ep 1
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:17, archived)
# i try as hard as i can
to forget episode 1!!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:19, archived)
# episode 2 was worse
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:20, archived)
# Ah it wasn't that bad.
The podrace scenes were decent.

*prepares for massive debate*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:20, archived)
# Podracing was overlong and pointless
and Greg Proops was shit
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:21, archived)
# ...and looked FECKING Terrible!
When I watched it I kept reaching tfor the playstation controllers...

(But then I was Very Drunk)
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:28, archived)
# *mass debates on your hair*
(Bumsmells, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:21, archived)
# I liked Liam Neeson in it
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:22, archived)
# please tell me your kidding
liam neeson is a crap actor at the best of times! and as a jedi master he was bollocks!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:24, archived)
# I like Liam Neeson
He's like a budget Sean Bean
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:25, archived)
# Seconded.
Liam Neeson am good.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:26, archived)
# there is no massive debate to be had
it was shit

that's the end of it
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:23, archived)
# It was shit compared to the original trilogy, sure
but it wasn't actually a bad film.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:25, archived)
# yup.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:25, archived)
# Episode one never happened
No matter what you say, I won't listen.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:20, archived)
# I ruined my friends birthday with that film...
He'd got the famous booty of it with the flying 'Y' and I got really drunk and just ripped the piss out of it until he took it home...

He eventually apologised to me?
*Chortle*

Are the gungans those really annoying Squidgy fake-Rastas.. If they get massacred I may have to rewatch it
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:22, archived)
# why did boba fetts dad (can't remember name)
pay some other schmuck to do his own dirty work
only to have them lead the heroes directly back to him??

(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:26, archived)
# Yeah.. Boba and Django Fett...
The most feared Bounty Hunters in the Galaxy.. Yet when we see them they are all the Pussy...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:29, archived)
# although, i did discover the other day
there is a theory that boba escapes from the belly of the worm
using the thermal detonator he takes from the princess

i'd not thought about that before..
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:35, archived)
# .. I've heard that...
...he was apparently in the treatment for 7,8,9...

Had an x Girlf who was more starwars obsessed than me.. Although how she knew is anyones guess...

Still Boba had plenty of time to get out...
1000 years to digest the meal... Crikey, you'd hope that one of the other victims had set up a bar or something...

(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:38, archived)
# In Empire Strikes back
a couple of Bespin cloud city security guards get shot
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:17, archived)
# its the same in the books
they can't shoot for shit and their armour is cack, except when the book
is from their point of view.
then they are unstoppable killing machines!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:21, archived)
# the films are just rebel propaganda
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:23, archived)
# ^ Bunch of Hippy Lefties...
What we don't see is the political Chaos that the fall of the Empire leaves...

Bloody Tofu Munchers *Mutter Grumble*

I Was always a Closet Imperial.. The dark side is easier apparently and they get Better clothes...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:27, archived)
# Stormtroopers were really good
when they took the blockade runner at the start of ANH. It was only later that they forgot how to aim...
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:17, archived)
# ^
It's only 'Our Heroes' and Cute Puppety/Animated things they can't kill... Bah!
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:23, archived)
# haha
ace :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:12, archived)
# ha ha ha!!
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:13, archived)
# nicely done squire
superb!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:14, archived)
# hahahahahahhaha
nice, took me a second to spot the scoring

I was expecting the ground to be full of bulletholes :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:25, archived)
# :)
too obvious ;)
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Now with added Cloud Base nightclub scenes
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:07, archived)
# Spectrum is Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:08, archived)
# Speculum is Woo!
:)

Nicely done ftang!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:18, archived)
# He He...
The long lost, early Supermarionation porn flick...

They were young.. they needed the money...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:13, archived)
# those angels can do alot more than fly planes...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:15, archived)
# haha!
ace!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:15, archived)
# b;oody h3ll
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:15, archived)
# One handed typing?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:18, archived)
# ahh there it is!
took a while to show itself!
haha! woo
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:16, archived)
# for Noit
(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:05, archived)
# birthday Dart board
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:06, archived)
# leave teh craddock
(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:07, archived)
# "Goodnight everyone! Hope your doughnuts all turn out like Fanny's"
/Johnny Craddock blog
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:09, archived)
# hello pops!
all set for a riotous weeked?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:13, archived)
# Mornin' sonny-me-lad.
riotous I expect - but all set, yep!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:29, archived)
# Gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:07, archived)
# Good blimey that's an offensive card.
I thank you muchly SickRik, and hurrah for my FUCKING BIRTHDAY.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:07, archived)
# BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:07, archived)
# BLEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:09, archived)
# wouldn't, WOULD, wouldn't,
wouldn't, 8 beers/would, wouldn't,
wouldn't, never.no,
wouldn't, phwoar!, wouldn't
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:11, archived)
# I'd kill all of them, in various cookery related death machines
except for Nigella, who I'd cover in chocolate sauce.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:13, archived)
[challenge entry] For those of you old enough to remember....
Click to enlarge.

That clown scared the sh1t out of me when I was a kid.
(manky-frankie What I lack in skill, I also lack in intelligence., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:00, archived)
# Me too!
:s
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:02, archived)
# 'ningles sweetcheeks!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:08, archived)
# Howdo Sir
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:20, archived)
# thats why he's so happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:03, archived)
# 'ning
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:03, archived)
# 'ning
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:05, archived)
# 'ning


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:09, archived)
# 'ning
How the Devil old boy?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:11, archived)
# 'ning


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:09, archived)
# 'ning
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:11, archived)
# 'ning


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:12, archived)
# 'ning
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:13, archived)
# 'ning
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:30, archived)
# 'ning
(I helped save b3ta! Drunken Vet, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:35, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/6955465
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:39, archived)
# he didn't scare me
but then pretty much everything else did
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:05, archived)
# BOO
hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:06, archived)
# The girl is scarier
particularly since I've been watching Life on Mars.

*shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:07, archived)
# but it's shit!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:13, archived)
# Well I like it
Sam Tyler's quite fit *blush*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:14, archived)
# Heya ivvvv
v
How're you this fine day?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:15, archived)
# I'm very well
my car's in for a service and they've given me a six-speed turbo courtesy car *glees*

How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:20, archived)
# I like it too
'cos it's proper 70's stuff. Weee....

But if the clown appeared instead of the little girl, I'd crap meself too.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:19, archived)
# She is!
:'(
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:21, archived)
# All clowns scare me...
But what used to worry me more was that they were both so shit at the game.. You go for 3 Corners.. 3 Corners you FOOLS!

Then you be unbeatable
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:07, archived)
# As a kid, I always thought
that the clown's green body was the back of the skull-like head of another clown... it creeped me out.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:08, archived)
# You gave yourself that much fear...?
Crikey...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:14, archived)
# pea roasting
(Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah*, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:13, archived)
# haha!
this amuses me because until fairly recently i'd only ever seen this in black and white.
we were too poor for a colour telly.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:15, archived)

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