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#
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:31, archived)
# real photo thursday?
surely not
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:40, archived)
# Me like
It made me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! M@n!nblacK, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:58, archived)
[challenge entry] If Government Ads Told The Truth
Er, perhaps not.

(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:29, archived)
# i could get hit by a bus?
fuck that I'm not crossing any damn roads
(tarbin tarbis, tarbit, tarbamus, tarbimus, tarbant, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:30, archived)
# It's alright
so long as you wear a condom you won't get hit by a bus. Fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:31, archived)
# ^
listen to the wise man
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:34, archived)
# Yeah, but you're more likely to get hit if you're gay, or a drug-user.
FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:31, archived)
# I think you'd better check your facts.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:34, archived)
# I will do!
*Searches Google*
Well, Freddie Mercury is dead, and Sting is still alive. I rest my case.
(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:37, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:39, archived)
# Are you trying to claim
that Sting has never used drugs?
(borkey makes meatballs just like mum, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:49, archived)
# Just that there's no justice, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 22:18, archived)
# Correct.
It says so here.
(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 22:18, archived)
# Unless you're in sub-Saharan Africa
in which case it's more common among heterosexual men and women.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:38, archived)
# to cross the road?


;)™
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:39, archived)
# Thanks...
... but as I'm currently in North Eastern Africa, the (crap) joke still stands.
(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:40, archived)
# Don't worry
sex is probably not an option for you is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 22:11, archived)
# Wow, touchy board tonight isn't it?
You do know this is B3TA, home of sick humour and rampant homophobia? And please feel free to check the AIDS facts I checked here.
(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 22:17, archived)
# BAD
AIDS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 22:27, archived)
# probs wont compo it cos its a bit shit
(tarbin tarbis, tarbit, tarbamus, tarbimus, tarbant, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:25, archived)
# JIM!
It's a telescope... nawty boi.

But yeah, true.
(If it weren't a telescope...)
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:27, archived)
# unless he's gonna look into the sun?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:28, archived)
# well
it looks like a cannon to me
And that's what really counts
(tarbin tarbis, tarbit, tarbamus, tarbimus, tarbant, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:28, archived)
# It's always the same with you, isn't it, James?
it's about what it means to you; it's never about... never about me *sniffles*.
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:30, archived)
# he he
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:32, archived)
# rob
I am your father
or so we can pretend so that I can pick up chicks huzzah!
(tarbin tarbis, tarbit, tarbamus, tarbimus, tarbant, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:34, archived)
# I remember that!
Oh, it was brilliant... we should keep the story up... dad.
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:56, archived)
[challenge entry] TP
(I helped save b3ta! M@n!nblacK, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:19, archived)
# ouch
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:20, archived)
# *winces*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:21, archived)
# *pinces(
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:22, archived)
# *poncies*
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:36, archived)
# Thats what I told 'cho momma!
*burn*
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:22, archived)
# Recycled
sand paper.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:25, archived)
# Your username/signature made me do a lol
GOD BLESS YOU
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:27, archived)
# ta!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:32, archived)
# REAL men use sandpaper
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFJiwRXESRA

FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:40, archived)
# .
"
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:18, archived)
# what in teh name of sweet shuddering FUCK
is that
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:19, archived)
#
his eyeballs felled down
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:20, archived)
# It was someone showing a close-up of their freshly shaved tash....
a nose... a coupla eyes.... a blink.... et voila!
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:22, archived)
# ha ha
topshop
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:21, archived)
# hahaahaha - ace
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:21, archived)
# Hahaha
Yay for downs syndrome
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:23, archived)
# Downs syndrome people have eyes up their noses?
COR!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:26, archived)
# sexy aint it?
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:29, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Splendid
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:31, archived)
# Ha-ha, that's great!
*makes note to STEAL this Photoshop idea*
(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Nottingham Tourism Poster
(Iamthemaster half fly half man - does that make me a flan?, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:13, archived)
# St Anns is the place you're refrerring to.
Spent 3 years in the Meadows, mostly pikeys in Micras.

Did bump into a bunch of them in broad daylight with a box of plant roots, some compost& flourescent light tubes wandering down the street though :).
(Woody999, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:17, archived)
# OK, Who deleted what.
(Woody999, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:28, archived)
#
It's mostly the sensationalist bullshit media that want you to believe how gun-ridden this city is.

Them and you.
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:26, archived)
# i live in bramcote, there is nothing exciting here, not even gun crime
beestons quite nice though
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:43, archived)
# Haven't been over
to Bramcote for years, despite only living a few miles from there.
They still got that pool with the big bendy slide?
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:48, archived)
[challenge entry] I hate SUVs

Click for bandwidth guzzler (400K+)
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:11, archived)
# I don't want a bigger cock
can I keep my Skoda?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:14, archived)
# of course you can dear
lovely VWs :)
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:15, archived)
# i remember
when people would never admit to owning a skoda
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:16, archived)
# Mine is lovely and silver
I *heart* it lots.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:21, archived)
# yay to your lulley skoda
i *heart* my bike just as much (even when the breaks fail on a motorway/a road junction when i need them)
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:25, archived)
# Yay for motorbikes
Mine can do the Kessel run in 10 parsecs I think.
(Super Jet Shoes, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:32, archived)
# I miss my motorbike
:(
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:41, archived)
# What did you have?
(Super Jet Shoes, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:44, archived)
# Just a Honda CG125
But it was mine and I loved it. And it beat Porsches off the lights. For about 100yds.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:50, archived)
# I had a CG125 too, in black!
Moved up to a Suzuki SV650.

Will you marry me?
(Super Jet Shoes, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:52, archived)
# Mine was black too!
We're made for each other.

I'll ask my husband about the marriage thing, I'm sure he'll say yes!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:58, archived)
# Great!
I'll check with the wife too and make room for an extra toothbrush and teddy bear!
(Super Jet Shoes, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 22:13, archived)
# yeah, well
if I could fit two bales of straw a sack of chicken feed some spuds a string of onions and spare parts for the fucking rotovator into the back of a Smart car and still be sure it could pull away on the muddy slope here where I live I'd bloody well buy one, but until then I'll stick to my beat up old Land Rover and suffer the fucking tax penalties and fuel bills as best I can
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:20, archived)
# what?
i thought they were just for the school run.

*shock*
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:21, archived)
# This could be noted in Chelsea
where they don't have your predicament
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:22, archived)
# I think there should be a new subdivision for road tax.
If you own a 4x4 or Land/Range Rover, and it gets regularly dirty, you shouldn't have to pay as much.
(Bumsmells, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:23, archived)
# this i would not have a problem with
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:25, archived)
# yes but what do you do about this?
www.sprayonmud.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:27, archived)
# good question
what do you do about that

i meant the principle of it, i knew it wasn't actually practical.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:30, archived)
# That is fucking brilliant
A new low for British society. There's no way back once you used spray-on mud.
(Super Jet Shoes, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 22:03, archived)
# ^this^
Some of us actually use them for what they're meant for.
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:34, archived)
# Go back to riding your unicycle, you dirty hippie.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:33, archived)
# ^this
with nipple rings!
(pubic_alopecia, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 16:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Brush while you eat
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:08, archived)
# GHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:11, archived)
# Now rub your hands
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:52, archived)
# Dual
poipuss
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 22:25, archived)
# now that i'd buy...
hamburger toothbrush!
new meaty fresh breath!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:11, archived)
# Connotations
and nutrional.
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:24, archived)
# any second now
a CDC is going to be shopped onto that one by somebody...
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:13, archived)
# mmmmm
i can sense the cdc goodness already
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:16, archived)
[challenge entry] hmmm...
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:55, archived)
# They're real rocks.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:59, archived)
# shampoo?
demand the real thing!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:00, archived)
# they are fucking floating
Mr Pedantichrist, sir
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:00, archived)
# hahahahha
you tell him Ptols!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:10, archived)
# Oooh floaty rocks!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:01, archived)
# must be...
pumice...Wow volcanic Guiness!!
(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:04, archived)
# Those crazy Irish folk
Sure they'll be dancing round in tights and hitting balls with sticks any day now.
Hello Ptols!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:03, archived)
# 'Lo Geoff!
How's tricks in Clownfishland?
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:05, archived)
# Is it real?
ROFFLE!
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:04, archived)
# it's
a stout!
(ALFIN Hasn't urinated since, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 15:29, archived)
# AT LEAST HIS SKIN IS SMOOTH AND WRINKLE FREE....
(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:55, archived)
#
where did you get the source images for this
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:56, archived)
# pah
there's images of Michael Jackson everywhere
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:58, archived)
# *clicks*
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:00, archived)
# wow
now my life is complete how can i repay you?
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:01, archived)
# concrete blocks and wine gums
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:02, archived)
# i have wine gums and glass if that helps
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:13, archived)
# heheh
turned my sound on just for that
(I helped save b3ta! Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:02, archived)
# Which bit .....
the mushroom cloud or Mr Burny???
(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:01, archived)
# Duly Noted
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:56, archived)
# HEEEEEEEY YOU GUUUUUUYS!
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:58, archived)
# I find you quite disturbing
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:04, archived)
# who me...
...?
(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:06, archived)
# very funny

*engage irony-meter*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:10, archived)
# OVERLOAD!!!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:22, archived)
# This is what happens..
when you 'dook' for chips!
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:20, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:50, archived)
# I like yakult...
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:54, archived)
# it might taste nice
but it does fuck all
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:55, archived)
# Hehe
Have an old timey woo for the heck of it...

(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:55, archived)
# Feeling bloated?
Feeling bloated? Can't be bothered to chew your food properly?

Give Activia Germ-orgy-in-a-pot a try!
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Damn it. I've shit myself again...
Three years of lurking, I thought it was time to upload a skat gag.



Not good enough for it's own thread...
(Creepy Lurker, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:19, archived)
[challenge entry] not sure this meets the challenge criteria

(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:44, archived)
# RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:45, archived)
# nicole
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:46, archived)
# Ehwhat?
(I helped save b3ta! 72wevad "‮" egassem sdrawkcab a ton si sihT, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:46, archived)
# clio advert
circa early 90's
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:47, archived)
# That one with the little girl who says "papa" in a high pitched voice
While a load of cars are going by on the screen?

My father always thought that was me talking to him ¬_¬
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:50, archived)
# nicole was fucking lush
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:51, archived)
# ^ YES
vic reeves...pah!
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:52, archived)
# images
images.google.com/images?q=Estelle+Skornik
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:59, archived)
# oh god
i've cum
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:07, archived)
# from a film called
'How To Steal A Million' from 1966.

With Audrey Hepburn and Peter O' Toole.

(Rated 'R')
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:54, archived)
# mmmmmmmm
Audrey Hepburn... *fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:01, archived)
# mmmmmm
fwaps... *Audrey Hepburns*
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:05, archived)
# Someone did a spoof.
Black screen, couple having sex...

Papa..

Nicole.


Fast Show??
(Woody999, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:51, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:46, archived)
# Im in ur flickr
commentin on ur photoz
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:48, archived)
# i saw!
you were VERY quick off the mark :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:49, archived)
# er Daley, a little Dodgy maybe, but underneath, he's alright is Arfer
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:49, archived)
# but i wanted a full Daley
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:49, archived)
# but what are we gonna get, for 'er indoors?
/shite cash in christmas single
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:50, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:56, archived)
# She'll get a crick in her neck
if she stands like that for four hours. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:50, archived)
# she is sourced from a secretary website
im sure its like that naturally
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:51, archived)
[challenge entry] A bit more politics......
(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:37, archived)
# new labour
same old shite
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:37, archived)
# Hahahaha
bwahahahaha!
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:05, archived)
# They pay my mortgage
More weapons please
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:38, archived)
# I pay tax
ergo, give me your house
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:40, archived)
# It doesn't work like that
*explains carefully with diagrams*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:42, archived)
# Aw
Look there's mummy vino, daddy vino and mini vino standing in their pretty garden next to their fabulous house

*sticks to fridge with magnet* :¬D
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:54, archived)
# Don't forget the purple grass!
and tree that looks like the conservative logo.
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:05, archived)
# See, anywhere else, this would get political arguments
Here, people just want more magenta.

Have an Pfft, btw.
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:38, archived)
# Gah! Can't I vote for someone else, and still get pointless weapons?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:38, archived)
# *votes for none of the above*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:40, archived)
# *steals pointless weapons while no one is looking*
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:41, archived)
# Well...
if you want a pointless weapon the bayonet on an SA 80 is well known to break off???
(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:41, archived)
# you forgot
"sold to the saudis"
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:43, archived)
# Intelligent Humour?
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:29, archived)
# now thats gonna make me look dull for saying...
RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:31, archived)
# Occupating a country
is what you do after invading it and then staying. Like Parts of Europe where Occupied by the Nazi's in the second world War
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:32, archived)
# er
so its not inteligent hummus afterall... its political... pfft
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:33, archived)
# Occupating?
Occupying, surely?:P

/pedant
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:43, archived)
# cheers
/dyslexic
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:52, archived)
# Israel occupies palestine
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:33, archived)
# facts
no longer required to be true
(tarbin tarbis, tarbit, tarbamus, tarbimus, tarbant, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:36, archived)
# Huh?
Am I missing something important?
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:37, archived)
# Israel doesn't occupy Palestine.
It's a state in its own right now.

In fact, it never existed at all until recently.
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:52, archived)
# Fuck
*Goes emo over mistake*
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:55, archived)
# I'd love it if the hair just grew instantaneously.
As soon as they go emo, 'WHAM', the hair.
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:57, archived)
# Roffle
Oy vey!
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:37, archived)
# Arf
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:31, archived)
#
pffffft
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:32, archived)
# that joke made me sigh
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:32, archived)
# I believe that's trademarked...
by someone...
(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:34, archived)
# Something I'm working on at the moment.


Click for bigger (354KB)

Thinkiing about trying to write a graphic novel, so I've been fucking about with character pics for the last few days. I was quite pleased with this. What do people think?

EDIT: This isn't final art. This is just concepty stuff. I'm not good enough to actually draw a graphic novel....
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:15, archived)
# rather cool, that
but why does he have his name written on his crotch?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:16, archived)
# s'like
when your mother sews your name into your underwear...
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:17, archived)
# Cos it'd look silly on his bum.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:17, archived)
# That's like asking
Why does the Queen have so many children?
A: because she has "ER" on her knickers

(See? The old one's aren't always the best...)
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:26, archived)
# i don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:31, archived)
#
you need to pronounce it for full effect - "eeeyar" sounds a little like "here you are", you see?
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:33, archived)
# oh right
yes, it's a bit rubbish :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:36, archived)
# i dunno...
i quite liked that

=D
(roband dropped the screw in the tuna, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:38, archived)
# it's not his name
it's the name he gives his little metal fella
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:39, archived)
# i like.
i assume the lil skulls and swirly things are how many people and swirly things it's killed?
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:16, archived)
# Correct.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:17, archived)
# phwoar! shiney metal robot and a girl with a beard
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:17, archived)
# rargggh. fight you.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:18, archived)
# he's only ickle
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:23, archived)
# Soooo. . .
He gets worse mpg/tonne?
.....o.......O........
[_____ _______]
I U I
(I helped save b3ta! Frizbeast Flipper Baby, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:52, archived)
# looks very animie
DvD cover style
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:18, archived)
# oo good.
I'm glad someone said that. That was sort of what I was going for. I have absolutely no experience of drawing anime whatsoever.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:19, archived)
# welcome
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:21, archived)
# needs more squirrels with tits!
tis still woo though
(Foo_Kinnell all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:19, archived)
# write something short, then work your way up
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:22, archived)
# I'm far too optimistic for that.
On top of which, I'm never satisfied by short things. (hur hur hur). I can only think in terms of grandiosity...
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:24, archived)
# No offense, but it's not really graphic novel calibre drawing
Not to mention cover art
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:37, archived)
# Oh yeah, I know that.
I wanna find someone else that can draw to do the actual art (should have been a bit more specific there. That's why i said "writing" a graphic novel...)

These are literally just character drafts, as it were. Early concept type stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:39, archived)
# Hahah, okay, good luck with that.
There lots of "writers" out there and not so many that'll draw to order, I'm afraid.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:45, archived)
# Nah, I am aware of that.
I wouldn't even consider myself to be a writer. It's literally just something I'm toying with. If enough people think it sounds/looks like a cool idea then I might go for it.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:47, archived)
# that looks spiffing ace
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:39, archived)
# its
very woo!! and yay i like, bravo!







can it make tea?
(anne franks drum kit Vat is dis banging noise from ze attic?, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:44, archived)
# It can only destroy tea.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:47, archived)
# I like the air conditioning units instead of shoulder weapons
"Chill-out man"
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:54, archived)
# He transforms into a wind machine for Bon Jovi concerts.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:56, archived)
# watch now.
(f_cough Goddamn dipshit Rodriguez gypsy dildo punks!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:13, archived)
# DARKER!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:14, archived)
# red-x here :(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:15, archived)
# it's you, not them
i suggest a browser restart
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:17, archived)
# nope - still broken
even with IE its broken too :(
edit : now it worky!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:21, archived)
# oh noes!
teh quo strike again!
(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:25, archived)
# Woo!
Very nice
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:44, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:46, archived)
# For no particular reason

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:11, archived)
# correction: for fun.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:12, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:12, archived)
# ha ha
t'is all tall
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:12, archived)
# red-x here :(
:(
edit : worky now :)
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:15, archived)
# I'm loving this
It's really well 'shopped
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:17, archived)
# fantastic
Aren't you a little short for a zebra?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:24, archived)
# yay!
I love the way they've built her a ramp because she finds steps a bit difficult
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:31, archived)
# hahah!
Adding a ramp to a hill!
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:37, archived)
# Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:55, archived)
# That reminds me
of my cure for mad cow disease:

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(Tiamus, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:29, archived)
[challenge entry] :)

*may not be the complete truth
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:05, archived)
# *where is the asterisk in the picture then
/pedant
(Pjotr, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:08, archived)
# May not be the complete truth
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:08, archived)
# Everywhere
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:14, archived)
# evening all...
(lichnis chalcedonica, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:05, archived)
# did the mouse break down
and need to be TOAD HOME......???
(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:06, archived)
# Frogod's sake, that's a terrible pun
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:06, archived)
# careful
you could spawn a load of them
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:11, archived)
# oh noes
we don't want to hop on to that pad
(pdjpdj, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:14, archived)
#
Wart are you on about?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:39, archived)
# I think I'm gonna croak under all these puns
(__, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:39, archived)
# natterJACK toad
changing hampster's wheel?
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:59, archived)
# *winds up spanging arm*
Sorry, but hold still..
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:07, archived)
# your just jealous
that I beat you to that pun...
(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:12, archived)
# is him name hopkin green frog?

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:12, archived)
# *CUTE OVERLOAD*
*falls over*
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:15, archived)
# GO GO GO!
ROCKETOAD!! GO GO GO!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:17, archived)
#

Click here for the uncensored version
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:04, archived)
# Hahah, I fucking fell for that too
Anyways, 'WOO' to the comic
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:06, archived)
# Added to my list of horse lovers
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:10, archived)
# "Ah a day sunny day"
?
(Pjotr, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:06, archived)
# cheers
/dyslexic mong blog
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:08, archived)
# *clicks*
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:08, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:15, archived)
# gets me everytime!
(I helped save b3ta! King_Eric has been ok since, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:08, archived)
# Added to my list of horse lovers on my profile
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:10, archived)
# "a day sunny day"?
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:09, archived)
# you must think i was born yesterday, you cunt
but it's very woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:10, archived)
# Did you love the horses?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:14, archived)
# no
i know better than to click a tinyurl link.

or, put another way

"haha! missed! :pppppppppppppppp"
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 21:07, archived)
# Hahaha
Hook, line and sinker.
The allure of cartoon bewbies was too great.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:10, archived)
# 'ning sir
finally got a horsie link from you on my profile now. just got to get a new one from Kerry.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:13, archived)
# ah damn
i hate it that most comics here are so tiny. i always enjoy your stuff but its so hard to read it. you all must have super eyes. talking about small things: her boobs. you just need a tiny bar to censor to ROUND objects...
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:14, archived)
# your Resolution must be a bit different from everyone elses
that or you are blind?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:15, archived)
# they are the best too
woo
(pdjpdj, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:15, archived)
# hahaha
and i NEVER click disguised links
just so you know
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:15, archived)
# I know you secretly love them though
so its ok
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:17, archived)
# thing is, i really don't mind the song
in fact, i now know how to play it
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:20, archived)
# last frame.

by the way, what kind of cunt brings an armchair to the park?
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:17, archived)
# oh yeah you do
and when your finished i want you to say "Ooooh what a lovely Tea Party"
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:19, archived)
# bar added.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:25, archived)
# ooh you're too generous
I mean, er, I'm Huge
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:27, archived)
# hehe.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:28, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:19, archived)
# Haha!
I find sunglasses always come in handy in those situations
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:19, archived)
# Mine are that colour
And allow me to check out boobies when ever I like*

*as long as its sunny and there are boobs available**

**boobies subject to availability
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:21, archived)
# Ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:37, archived)
# Woo!
Dark curly hair. Based on anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:20, archived)
# I have no idea what you mean madam
and good 'nings to you
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:22, archived)
# Ningles poppet
*mwah*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:25, archived)
# phwoar!
*Glomps*
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:27, archived)
# No, surely not!


Leo Sayer?
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:38, archived)

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